The bear is a finn too. Lets not forget that. He just goes home and says.. "kids, stay away from that cottage... he has a small dog named huugo who is fearless and ran out to attack me immediately ... cant trust those toiletbrush-like dogs... "
@@bige1106 Go check out in google how many people bears kill in a year in Finland? Or has killed in past 10 years or past 20 years or past century... And then think again should you compare them to Stalin. Finland has the biggest bear population in Europe but still very rare are the insidents where bear has attacked a human. Bears avoid humans and only insured bear or one with cups can become aggressive.
in the kalevala there are a lot of wizardly god beings that sing to cast spells on eachother so even ancient finns themselves must've thought the same thing
That was really stupid of him. These creatures are known to be extremely dangerous when agitated. I really hope that this bear learned his lesson and leaves finns alone in the future.
@@Hyvetti Since the joke flew over your head in English, allow me to translate: "Oli melko tyhmää tuolta. Nämä olennot on ärsytettynä aika tunnettuja vaarallisuudestaan. Toivottavasti tämä karhu oppi tapauksesta ja ymmärtää välttää suomalaisia jatkossa." Toisinsanoen me suomalaiset ollaan se vaarallinen olento, ei siis tuo karhu.
Well the folk tales in finland speak of people capable of cursing at people so bad that they sink into a swamp.. or bringing back the dead, or creating boats made of copper and brass.. Finnish people, by what I see, curse at a problem until it somehow, by some unbelievable stroke of luck, solves itself. Conclusion, the finnish language is magic.
😎 I think it was more the element of surprise that had the bear doing a backwards summersault @ 00:03 than the language itself. 😏 He could have shouted, "UNDERWEAR!!" and had the same effect. 😂 He just out-beared the 🐻 bear!
broadwaymelody33 Your great grandfather seems to be just like a typical grandfather in Finland :Dd A cup of coffee is one of the dearest things in an Finnish elderly man’s day.
@@LetsGoGetThem I believe things like smacks on the knuckles are part of disciplining your children. This Paranoia with hitting your children has gone way to far. I'm not advocating for punching small children with a fist or anything like that by the way.
@@thorsten8790 In Denmark they used to pull you at the soft long hair on the sides of your forehead, just a little, really stings, leaves no damage, and you need apply no force for it to have an effect.
An unappreciated part of this: he's just insulting the bear standing two meters away from it without any worries, but as soon as he realizes his dog might be in danger you can hear actual worry in his voice.
"I'll whack you with this broom if you come here" Winter war in a nutshell #Edit Seeing that this comment has received 10K upvotes, i do think it to be fair for me to point out, that i copied this joke from another release of this same video, even though i can not remember, who it was first sent by. I thought it funny and fitting, so i decided to post it
@@Lretrotech Possibly true, very common at least, they are very proud of their saunas. Were there on vacation a couple of years back and we were camping at a scout vacility out in the woods and one of the saunas broke (there were three) and eventhough it was a saturday and over an hour drive from the nearest city, three hours later a repairman was there. A broken sauna simply will not do :P
Absolutely cinematic masterpiece with the dog - you never see Huuko, but you feel this man's love for him and the comforting sound of his little feet hitting the deck and running inside.
Was doing a group project once. None of us were focused. Finnish girl was in our group. She tried to get us to focus. We kept goofing off. She shouted at us in Finnish. That was the most focused I was on a project in my entire life.
@@felixlps1 No kidding. Deadly predators would probably have been hunted to extinction by humans. Most of the worlds non-human ''''''''''''''deadliest'''''''''''' predators today would only attack out of necessity or after provocation, and generally try to avoid humans when they can.
The word "Perkele" comes from the old Baltic thunder god Perkunas, who is comparable to Thor or Zeus. Invoking the name of a thousand-year-old sky god to scare away a brown bear sounds like something out of Tolkien novel
@@rubenskiiifun fact! perkele is derived from the name of the baltic god of thunder. after christianisation, it became a euphemism for the devil and then just a profanity.
@@BogaBoga we know as same in swedis you help as before and i asume you help as again. not because as neighbors but because the fear of our russian flank. i have many swedis relatives they are all something that i cant say.
Sweden didn't help us before and will not help us in the future either. That's why normal people in Finland don't want our politics to mix up with yours and btw there has been no voice of the people when it comes to the NATO thing. Many of us believe NATO is useless. But we have a EU dictatorship and no voice for the people. And it is our border, not yours. If Russia attacks, we can blame the Swedish NATO war mongerers among other NATO war mongerers and i'm myself going to defend then on a useless war that we could have avoided. Sweden is escalating the Russia situation and acting like they have a real army in Sweden which they don't. They want to play with big boys but let Finns die again if it escalates. Swedes hate Finns in general and the feeling is mutual but Finns don't shout those things around like swedes...
when you hear that word it means Finn has seing you and its too late to run. you know whats is coming and only thing thats going to do is hope that is over quikly. just kidding we are friendly people and hope that you visit us someday? pease and love...
@@monikaszymanowska5142 they should produce instruction books for how to say perkele, you shout and everything dies from heart attack in a 50 km radius
After posting this comment I ran across a small bear in the woods(true story). It ran away when my dog lounged forward. A Finn would never run so I still stand by it.
Speaking from experience, if the dog's got protective instincts, they'll go for a bear. I'm actually really impressed that this guy's dog stayed, ours sure as shite never did, lol. Thankfully, much like this bear, the ones near where i live are black bears, which are basically giant fuzzy cowards. They don't attack unless forced to, so dogs usually end up with a light bear punch at worst.
I am a human but to me his speaking sounds like some ancient language from a bygone era when dwarves and dragons roamed the earth. Imagine being the bear. I would too abort my plans and accept the empty stomach…
How does it sound like? I’m curious :D I’m a Finn too so I can’t imagine how it sounds like. Once in London we were talking in finnish in the subway and many people clearly stared at us. I guess they stared because of the language and I only wonder what they were thinking🧐😆
😄 I would imagine they were looking at you with bewonderment: your language is very odd sounding to us Anglians but very pleasant on the ears. It's very vibratory because of the trilling and the accent is almost slavic.
Well I couldn't tell it apart from Russian - in this video it sound frigthening and I would go my way pretty fast It sound a bit hard because of how the rs and the ts are spoken and it has an entirely other rhythmic than austrian german or english. I just watched another video to see what it sound like in normal use. It doesn't sound that hard, I would enjoy hearing it.
A story tells of a Finnish tourist in NY, who noticed his wallet missing in central park, and someone walking away from him in the distance. Enraged, he caught the person who he assumed had robbed him, pressed him against a tree and shouted ”Perkele!!!” and demanded his money back in the Finnish language. The terrified man handed him all his money and hastily ran away. It was only back at his hotel that the finn noticed he had just forgotten his wallet in his room.
@@fatihorkunss Stop talking like a NAFO bot. USSR's casualties weren't that high. And well, it's an established fact that Soviets didn't care about losses. End justified the means for them. And they certainly weren't kicked out of Finland and the treaty ensured that they don't go against USSR again. Finland is a unique country. It knows how to balance Russia and west. It has always known.
@@aakarshjha1633Relax mr russki. God. Russia used to have intellectuals, and such rich literature. Now its just filled with illiterate people filled with hatred and delusion. That is what happens when you indoctrinate a nation. You get people auch as yourself with stupid perceptions, especially regarding war.
My grandmother spoke fluent Finnish. Whenever my cousins and I got into trouble as kids she would start yelling at us in Finn. Needless to say we still all suffer from PTSD to this day.
@@dickmccarthy9496 i mean im polish and literally every word in german sound like execution order or some war operation name lol But Finnish just sounds normal, I think that it can be very romantic and very angry language at the same time 😂
@@dickmccarthy9496 I think it's because of the pronunciation pattern. Finnish is very monotone and if there is an emphasis it's in the beginning of sentences or if it's on any syllable it's on the first. This makes every phrase or word sound forceful to people who speak more melodic languages. If a Finn spoke Finnish like a native English speaker spoke English, it would sound like they weren't sincere and were belittling. And just to clarify I'm a Finn.
@@zephyros3039 you idiot, genuinely negative brain illiterate mentally impaired egg scrambled brain idiot, he isn't talking about the ukraine war he's talking about the winter war.
@Kapibarics He isn't talking about the ukraine war, you're the one changing subjects and not making any sense of it, i also wonder y i can't see your original comment.
Look at the reply section. Today we live in a world where we don't have enough attention span to see a one minute video and instead just reads the title and immediately writes their opinions in the comments section without understanding that the title was most likely just a bait for those people. Or maybe all of these accounts are just bots looking for these hashtags. Makes sense with how idiotic this is
@@shayukilol8887 ik ik, im just saying the fact that he has absolutely 0 concern for his own safety compared to the dog is just beautiful and really really funny to me
@@carsonpearce5980 To be fair, that's a black bear, the best way to survive an encounter with those is actually to scream at them But yeah, that man doesn't want any harm to come to his dog and a bear is still a bear
@@majorgenerall They are for hunting and you need to get a permit... the only thing we shoot with those are moose, reindeer and occasionally bears (you need to get a hunting permit too). So we might be well armed yes but at least we can be sensible and not shoot people like the Americans do.
Years ago, my Finnish mom and dad were visiting Rome, Italy, when a pickpocket tried to insert his hand in my mom’s purse in a local city bus. My mom instinctively cried out “Perkele, et kyllä vie!” (Perkele, you’re not going to take that). At least three people jumped out of the bus and ran away immediately (as told by my dad). 😁
Dude he wanted to give the bear a chance to leave peaceful. If he pulled out a gun it was over for the bear. The Finn's are still independent for a reason
Yeah, he clamed down after the start, the 1st syllable, realizing it's just a bear. In the end he chuckled embarrassed he had got that excited over a mere bear.
@@nemo1985 Hes basically just saying punch of swear words and talking to the bear about the trash bag. Then he said hes gonna hit the bear with the brush or the Wood stick
finnish people: *quiet, shy, and the happiest people in the world* also finnish people: *VOI VITTU!!11!1!!!1!!!! SAATANAN PERRRKELE!1!!11!1!1!1111!!!!!!!*
The bear is now probably telling his children how he survived a Finn attack
Adventure Time
KDKDJDKD LMAOOO
@@LimeLivesMatter come on grab your friends
The bear is a finn too. Lets not forget that.
He just goes home and says.. "kids, stay away from that cottage... he has a small dog named huugo who is fearless and ran out to attack me immediately ... cant trust those toiletbrush-like dogs... "
but sadly none of his children believe
the bear looks ashamed of his actions.
Clearly wanted to apologize, but there was a broom.
Bear looked like he just wanted to make friends. He had no bad intentions.
@@susanna8612 just like Stalin, right?
@@bige1106 Go check out in google how many people bears kill in a year in Finland? Or has killed in past 10 years or past 20 years or past century...
And then think again should you compare them to Stalin.
Finland has the biggest bear population in Europe but still very rare are the insidents where bear has attacked a human. Bears avoid humans and only insured bear or one with cups can become aggressive.
true😂
Bear:"Why do I hear boss music?"
...
"PERRRKELLE!!"
Thank u for this
Genius
Parthenes giorno theme starts playing
Hahahaha😂
Hahahahaha😂
Who even disliked this, you came for a finnish man yelling perkele at a bear and you got a finnish man yelling perkele at a bear
People came for finnish man yelling perkele at a bear and got ukraine putin terrorists dick tators nuclear threats etc
Not to mention the added benefit of Hugo!
It's the bears brigading this video and bombing it with dislikes.
The bear almost had a heart attack
SigneM-Prut#1 yeah... I feel bad for the bear. Idk, I love all animals. :P
fck you all becuse finland peoples are the best!!
fck you all truee
Lol me too the man scared me. So unexpected, loud and lurking.
Hahaha IKR!
Bear: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Finnish man: *_P E R K E L E !_*
Bear: ʕóᴥòʔ
Hahaha :D You win the internet this day, my friend. :D
10/10 good comment
He said it as I read this XD
Hahaha. Simple and Genius.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Finnish being screamed sounds like an angry wizard casting a spell. I don't blame the bear, I'd run away too.
not everyone sound like that lol
Noita (2020)
It is a spell.
Well happy to know that you will run away from me if I scream 🙂
in the kalevala there are a lot of wizardly god beings that sing to cast spells on eachother so even ancient finns themselves must've thought the same thing
That was really stupid of him. These creatures are known to be extremely dangerous when agitated. I really hope that this bear learned his lesson and leaves finns alone in the future.
they had us in the first half ngl
Finnish bears arent pretty dangerous
(Im Finnish)
@@Hyvetti The dangerous creature mentioned in the comment isn't the bear...
@@Hyvetti Since the joke flew over your head in English, allow me to translate:
"Oli melko tyhmää tuolta. Nämä olennot on ärsytettynä aika tunnettuja vaarallisuudestaan. Toivottavasti tämä karhu oppi tapauksesta ja ymmärtää välttää suomalaisia jatkossa."
Toisinsanoen me suomalaiset ollaan se vaarallinen olento, ei siis tuo karhu.
@@Caldera01 ohhh right..
Bear: Guh-huh!
Finnish man: PERKELE
Bear: Understandable, have a nice day
you forgot the : 🤙
"compreensível tenha um ótimo dia" pensei que essa poha era lá do ifunny
@Victor Simeon Llacsa Sorry no speak ✈️🏢🏢
Fatality humor. Excellent.
man: PERKELE
bear: understandable, have a great day.
I loovee your profile pic✨
ohmajesus aww thanks. swag ✨
Perkele is the son of Satan
Hahahahahahahaha i fucking died 🤣🤣🤣
No the bear represents soviet russia during the winter war
I can’t believe the the bravery of the bear approaching the wild Finn like that.
He looks scared, poor bear.
😂
The most finnish video you'll see in the internet.
There are 40 something finnish stereotypes in this video
Gianfranco M 0:41 its the common stereotype
Not including the bear itself
Gianfranco M yep😂😂
Where is the vodka?
Mattias iha mikä vaa yli 30prosenttine viina pullo on aika suomalaista
That's how serious Finnish are about recycling garbage.
You stay away from my garbage
Hahahaha
@NoNoNoNii what do u mean? finnish people are very polite.
@@mcpaskajatka7249 Meanwhile in serbia ''Stay away from my Cabbage!''
Finnish people don't think they're polite but they actually are, and that comes from a finnish person.
Fun fact: That man is not even mad or angry. Just casual Finnish talk.
Santa means please close the door when you touch yourself
@@FatManJackson No, it means "Satan."
I am a finland-swedish and it means "satan"
Captain Literal entered the room.
@@FatManJackson no you're just wrong
PERKELE - an ancient Finnish spell for driving away large beasts
underrated comment hahaha
gonna remember that one for the California roads while driving.
Everybody gangsta till' some Finnish guy says PERKELE
till bears grab plastic bags
OR, until a slav says KURWA or CYKA BLYAT ;)
@UncleJesus???
@UncleJesus it's not perkede, who told you that?
@UncleJesus You don`t make any sense please re type it correctly
This is good to see as a Norwegian, because our defence strategy relies on Finns being crazy enough to scare the russian bear.
lol but you got the NATO to protect from the bear, no need for Finnish perkele
@@vertie2090 NATO is good to have, but you always need Finnish perkele.
Bro this is so true 😂 Even the Mongols didn't invade Finnland
Pingwin because Finland= Mongolia
Alex V
Finland=realm of gods
Mongolia=4 year olds on the internet
The fight was Finnished even before it started.
GET OUT!
Boom Tish
I read this comment and thought it was stupid. Then as I scrolled past it I giggled a bit so I came back and gave you a like. It's aight. lol.
@@HMB-us1sb badum tsss*
This word play is unBEARable
He's got some balls approaching a Finnish like that
Man : PERKELE
Bear : *Can't teleport when enemies are nearby*
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Marco Darian referenxe from?
@@lethayle3388 Minecraft with mixed words to "you cant sleep when there are enemies nearby"
@@ok-sj7bx I assumed he was refering to fast travel in Skyrim
that's the most Finnish thing I've ever seen
If only he was drinking coffee while it was happening.
Brad K probably was
In finnland we like to say PERKELE🇫🇮🇫🇮
apina mies , no, we do not.
apina mies , stop
Legends say that the bear still hears perkele in his ears.
Lmao
Laramendis this is the quickest answer ever to anything
U wot m8?! 666 likes
Or saatana
Lmfao
One of the most beautiful things I can hear is a Finn trilling his 'R''s so wonderfully. I *wish* I could do that.
Mental note: the Finnish language is a weapon.
Not so sure bout' that
Well the folk tales in finland speak of people capable of cursing at people so bad that they sink into a swamp.. or bringing back the dead, or creating boats made of copper and brass..
Finnish people, by what I see, curse at a problem until it somehow, by some unbelievable stroke of luck, solves itself.
Conclusion, the finnish language is magic.
😎 I think it was more the element of surprise that had the bear doing a backwards summersault @ 00:03 than the language itself.
😏 He could have shouted, "UNDERWEAR!!" and had the same effect. 😂
He just out-beared the 🐻 bear!
finnish language *with an aggressive tone* is a weapon
Yes, they used it against the Russians too
Me at 3 am looking for some snacks in the kitchen:
My Mom: *PERKELE!!!*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
Your mom is no fun 😆
Christian Ruiz: On äitisi suomesta?!
@@sarkaniemi wtf what is that google translate shit
I empathize with this bear. My Finnish great grandfather reacted the same way when I touched his coffee cup.
broadwaymelody33 so he tried to beat ya with a broom?
@@LetsGoGetThem bAdA$£
broadwaymelody33 Your great grandfather seems to be just like a typical grandfather in Finland :Dd A cup of coffee is one of the dearest things in an Finnish elderly man’s day.
@@LetsGoGetThem I believe things like smacks on the knuckles are part of disciplining your children. This Paranoia with hitting your children has gone way to far.
I'm not advocating for punching small children with a fist or anything like that by the way.
@@thorsten8790 In Denmark they used to pull you at the soft long hair on the sides of your forehead, just a little, really stings, leaves no damage, and you need apply no force for it to have an effect.
Even the animal kingdom respects the power of PERKELE and SAATANA!
and HELVETTE too
An unappreciated part of this: he's just insulting the bear standing two meters away from it without any worries, but as soon as he realizes his dog might be in danger you can hear actual worry in his voice.
2 meters ok bro.
well, the dog can't shout perkele
Thats How suomalaiset works
Why does this look like something you'd see in My Summer Car?
Social distance maybe the bear has Covid
Bear: *Grabs trash bag*
Man: Im about to Finnish your whole career
I see what you did there ;)
underrated comment
It was a Finnish bear or I think so
what's the funny about it, overused and stupid
Vɪᴛᴏʀ Hᴜɢᴏ it’s basically being rickrolled that’s why it’s funny
Bear has joined to server
Finnish man: *PERKELE*
Bear has left the server
[FUNNY]
@@netterman4869 :DDD
:D
Underrated
Dutch van der linde not
0:44 perfect example of finnish language
bro was casting a spell
@@HDReimo bro was summoning perkele
I love how he calls a 600 pound animal “this bastard” like it’s an annoying neighbor
Well technically it is 🤷🏼♂️
*It is a neighbor*, so...
What other neighbors do you have in the middle of the Forest?
Live in peace with your neighbour, one day you will need his help and you have few of them in some places.
200(ish) pounds.
"I'll whack you with this broom if you come here"
Winter war in a nutshell
#Edit
Seeing that this comment has received 10K upvotes, i do think it to be fair for me to point out, that i copied this joke from another release of this same video, even though i can not remember, who it was first sent by. I thought it funny and fitting, so i decided to post it
underrated comment
XD
@@yanl3914 to be fair i shamelessly copied it from another release of this same video =^/
@@BloxEzio3 😎 Hey, an honest man! Obviously not in politics... 😂😹
ha 😅👏
That was close! That bear survived a Finnish man!
everyone’s talking about russians but this finnish dude just yelled at a bear and threatened to beat it with a broom
They used to hold Sauna worldchampionship, but last time was 2010 when in the final the finn won because the russian died.
@@Throku I heard that like every country house in finland has a sauna
@@Lretrotech Possibly true, very common at least, they are very proud of their saunas.
Were there on vacation a couple of years back and we were camping at a scout vacility out in the woods and one of the saunas broke (there were three) and eventhough it was a saturday and over an hour drive from the nearest city, three hours later a repairman was there. A broken sauna simply will not do :P
Well, we did beat the Russians in the WW ;) He was prolly there
@@eqh1593 you didn't
The man is terrifying then suddenly he giggles and I lost it
Spookylady his laughter is great
Yes! 😂
When I tell you that all finnish men laugh like that--
@@dantom1 I like it :)
Beacuse of this laugh I am now imagining this guy as Eustace Bagge
Finnish dragonborn and his thu'ums, "PER-KE-LE", "SA-TA-NA".
Before watching this I was scared of bears....now im scared of Finnish
Healthy respect ? ............
Olen suomalainen ja nyt huudan PERKELE!
@@bambooandmeofficial Huulen = of the lip
@@timomastosalo yeah My finnish is a Little bit off! 😂
Good
Absolutely cinematic masterpiece with the dog - you never see Huuko, but you feel this man's love for him and the comforting sound of his little feet hitting the deck and running inside.
i dont even know what u r talkin bout but i absolutely agree brother
@@milire2668 he is taking about the man's dog.
I love that too ❤️
@@melc311 yeah
It's probably a Finnish Spitz. They bark at everything and fear nothing. He/she was probably like "big non-human animal, let's kill it".
Bear: Touches the bag
Finnish man: *So you have chosen death*
Ukzev Kiiitonen Finnish man when see bear try to take bag: *so you have chosen, broom*
Damn these unoriginal comment memes have to die
@@HansFlamme yeah it was an easy joke but I'm still proud of it.
Fuck you and your avengers gay memes
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
All you need to fight off the enemies. 1. Angry Finn 2. Angry dog 3. A broomstick.
Was doing a group project once. None of us were focused. Finnish girl was in our group. She tried to get us to focus. We kept goofing off. She shouted at us in Finnish. That was the most focused I was on a project in my entire life.
magicwalrus42 yeah xd you just have to listen to Finnish people or something bad will happen (not really xD)
Why do you think "Managed by perkele" was invented? :)
Gorbi1985 huh? Did you answer to my comment or? Xd
Gorbi1985 oh okay xd I wasn’t suprised
Btw I’m from Finland myself
In Canada, people are scared of bears
In Russia, people hug bears
In Finland, bears are scared of people
In America, they have the right to arm bears.
Well it depends on where in Canada, I know I tend to ride my polar bear around with ease but I have seen others been eaten by theirs so 🤷♀️
In America, we profit from their likeness
@@callmethecoolestduckontheb5358 fr
@@McNasty.. I don't think so lol
*P E R K E L E*
bear: guess I'll die
Lol 😂😂😂
Thank you
HAHAHAH
More like
*PERRRrRKELE*
Aaw no, don't depress me. The poor bear was cute, I felt sorry for it. :'(
Winter war in nuttshell
Rare footage of a Finnish man in his natural habitat.
True
If you take his trash bag he gets really crankie
How is it rare if its natural bruh 🤔
Its beautiful.... Brings tears to my eyes
LOL
Finnish language sounds like some high level warlock is casting spells
Yeah, especially Finnish curse words. :D
it sounds like someone is yoyo-ing my attention
The language of love
im a Finn and it sounds like normal speech lol
@@pupsicle1940 nii no aika ymmärrettävää ku tyypit heittää lääppää tästä videosta. muutenki suomalaiset kiroilee paljo
"I fear no man, but that thing....... it scares me." - the bear probably
Yet that thing is a man.
HA. Now that comment deserves many likes!
F uck you
I fear no bear*
it should be"i fear nothing, but that man ........ it scare me"
My Summer Car's Unreal Engine 5 overhaul looking crazy.
:D
game so good they made a country from it
Petition to make *PERKELE* a word in every language
@@FrozenPanzer yeah but its more scary i think
No its not i am from finland and PERKELE is normal swearword
@@FrozenPanzer No, that's "saatana"
@@FrozenPanzer Etkö Oo pelannu My summer car se tarkoittaa ukkosen jumalaa
@@FrozenPanzer eli Just vastakohta joujou
America: *Sees bear* Jimmy! Get the shotgun!
Finland: *Sees bear* Asko! Get the broom!
Asko* but true
Get the PERKELE
America: JIMMY LOCK THE DOOR CALL ANIMAL CONTROL, OH MY GOD IS IT GONNA GET IN?
Finland: PERKELLE *laughs in Finnish*
North Korea: press nuke button
Mexico: Hey, you do have some food? lets feed it.
Even I got scared when he shouted "Perkele" all of a sudden.
You are not bear u r chicken.
and you knew it was coming by reading the title!
Haha same bro scared the shit out me
@DestructorDagger Just Vampires
What does that mean ?
I came here just to watch a Finnish man yell at a bear, and the comment section is full of war comments lmao
Bear: *literally one of the worlds deadliest predators*
This guy: I’ll whack you with this broom
Finn: Literally THE world's deadliest predator. By a long way.
And thats how We do it in Finland
To be fair bears should be scared of humans. We are after all THE deadliest predator.
@@felixlps1
No kidding. Deadly predators would probably have been hunted to extinction by humans. Most of the worlds non-human ''''''''''''''deadliest'''''''''''' predators today would only attack out of necessity or after provocation, and generally try to avoid humans when they can.
@Anonymous Commenter sensitive smell means a lot of pain receptors?? What???? You do know those are two completely different types of cells right?
The word "Perkele" comes from the old Baltic thunder god Perkunas, who is comparable to Thor or Zeus. Invoking the name of a thousand-year-old sky god to scare away a brown bear sounds like something out of Tolkien novel
Thats an awesome comment!
(My Name maj-britt is also Nordic and means "golden pearl", would love to joint the elves 😊 )
Perkele- name has morfed to mean same as Saatana aka Satan.
In Latvian Pērkons means Thunder.
@@PersonManManManMan This is similar to the way "Thunor" is the Old English name for Thor, and also the root of the word Thunder.
@@subrosa7708 Hence why it's a swear word these days.
BearTube: "Polite bear was interrupted while bringing out the trash"
Aww, I can so see that. "Racist Finn attacks"
😂😂😂
PoohTube
@@lizziejohnson5084 PooTube after hearing Finnish perkele
Thats like saying youtube is humantube
I love how the r roll makes it sound more like “PERRRRRRRRKELE”
Sounds like something a primordial God of Thunder would bellow before smiting down his ancient nemesis.
@@rubenskiiifun fact! perkele is derived from the name of the baltic god of thunder. after christianisation, it became a euphemism for the devil and then just a profanity.
Powerful, isn't it?
@@henriikkak2091 yes
"In America you are lucky to survive a bear attack"
*"In Finland bear lucky to survive you"*
I almost started laughing its 1.01
I live in finland and my sister is scary when i wake her up
@@epickgumber8508 probaply almos everyone
@@Hello-nh2ru huudat vaan perkele herää nii joka iikka nousee
@@henri4730 pitäisi tehdä niin
As a swede, i'm very happy this guy is guarding our eastern flank.
its not your easten border its ours.
@@BogaBoga we know as same in swedis you help as before and i asume you help as again. not because as neighbors but because the fear of our russian flank. i have many swedis relatives they are all something that i cant say.
rannikkorunkkareita.
Sweden didn't help us before and will not help us in the future either. That's why normal people in Finland don't want our politics to mix up with yours and btw there has been no voice of the people when it comes to the NATO thing. Many of us believe NATO is useless. But we have a EU dictatorship and no voice for the people. And it is our border, not yours. If Russia attacks, we can blame the Swedish NATO war mongerers among other NATO war mongerers and i'm myself going to defend then on a useless war that we could have avoided. Sweden is escalating the Russia situation and acting like they have a real army in Sweden which they don't. They want to play with big boys but let Finns die again if it escalates. Swedes hate Finns in general and the feeling is mutual but Finns don't shout those things around like swedes...
@@postilaatikko7384 troll!
I LOVE how in the end he gets the giggles. Realizing how funny this whole thing is.
When a Finn unleashes the Power of Perrrrkele on you, you run.
when you hear that word it means Finn has seing you and its too late to run. you know whats is coming and only thing thats going to do is hope that is over quikly. just kidding we are friendly people and hope that you visit us someday? pease and love...
I love how he giggles at the end like he's secretly proud at himself
You mean the bear?
He should be proud, others use guns to scare away bears while he just shouts PERKELEEEE
@@NickariusSN Gun producers shoud be ashamed:-)
@@monikaszymanowska5142 they should produce instruction books for how to say perkele, you shout and everything dies from heart attack in a 50 km radius
@@NickariusSN One good tutorial and everybody seeking solitude (like me) has the job done:-)
As a Swede I would rather face a bear than a drunk Finn in the woods.
I've been looking at this comment section for 30 minutes that I think you won best comment buddy
Enter, Florida Man
as an Estonian, I can confirm that fact 😂
After posting this comment I ran across a small bear in the woods(true story). It ran away when my dog lounged forward. A Finn would never run so I still stand by it.
Haha
Apparently the dogs are just as crazy as the people in Finland, that sounded like a chihuahua that wanted a piece of that bear
I don't recognize the breed from the bark (I'd be surprised of someone could), but Karelian bear dog is an actual breed here.
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Speaking from experience, if the dog's got protective instincts, they'll go for a bear. I'm actually really impressed that this guy's dog stayed, ours sure as shite never did, lol. Thankfully, much like this bear, the ones near where i live are black bears, which are basically giant fuzzy cowards. They don't attack unless forced to, so dogs usually end up with a light bear punch at worst.
@@AlexofZippo It's not a black bear though. There are no black bears in Finland.
Every small dog barks big behind a fence. Then fence/gate opens and dog runs away scared. Speaking from experience.
I am a human but to me his speaking sounds like some ancient language from a bygone era when dwarves and dragons roamed the earth. Imagine being the bear. I would too abort my plans and accept the empty stomach…
Thanks for confirming that you're human
@@switchbladestrawberry4777 yes you never know these days...
Lord of the Rings elven language is half finnish. Tolkien was a big Finland fanboy.
I don't speak Finnish so I'm hearing exactly what the bear is hearing 😅
How does it sound like? I’m curious :D I’m a Finn too so I can’t imagine how it sounds like. Once in London we were talking in finnish in the subway and many people clearly stared at us. I guess they stared because of the language and I only wonder what they were thinking🧐😆
😄 I would imagine they were looking at you with bewonderment: your language is very odd sounding to us Anglians but very pleasant on the ears. It's very vibratory because of the trilling and the accent is almost slavic.
Well I couldn't tell it apart from Russian - in this video it sound frigthening and I would go my way pretty fast
It sound a bit hard because of how the rs and the ts are spoken and it has an entirely other rhythmic than austrian german or english.
I just watched another video to see what it sound like in normal use. It doesn't sound that hard, I would enjoy hearing it.
@@cocktailchicken it sounds like super mario gibberish :) ahhaha
And I'd have left the Finnish gramps all the same lol
Every few months, my brain:
*watch that Finnish dude scream at the bear again*
hi miss, can i have your number?
Julianna H5782 lol hahaha
A story tells of a Finnish tourist in NY, who noticed his wallet missing in central park, and someone walking away from him in the distance. Enraged, he caught the person who he assumed had robbed him, pressed him against a tree and shouted ”Perkele!!!” and demanded his money back in the Finnish language. The terrified man handed him all his money and hastily ran away. It was only back at his hotel that the finn noticed he had just forgotten his wallet in his room.
Perkeleen Jonnet!
"Perkele" is much more threatening than being held at gunpoint
OMG I died laughing... A solid 2 minutes straight I'd say.
Where did you hear this story?
I couldnt find the story anywhere
The Finnish language sounds like it was designed specifically for the purpose of scaring away bears.
And "seduce" Tolkien.
This is one of those videos that will pop out in everyone's recommendations in 10 years
eagerly waiting
It's in my recommendation today
Same 2 years
Pop out like once a year to me
i will leave my comment here has a proff
coming here after watching the Canadian man politely asking bear to leave his yard is glorious. chaotic good vs lawful good.
Haha I'm Finnish and Canadian and I love both videos!
@Amanda Swedish man and bear: th-cam.com/video/3lJ2GM17TmA/w-d-xo.html
@@jainamaden156 :D
The old chap knows his woodcraft. Being calm with bears is better than aggression.
And the Australian man who punches the kangaroo to save his dog
Is Ireland neutral good then?
Americans: we need guns to protect ourselves from animals
Finns: *PERKELE*
true!!!! 100%......
🤣
True only black bears get scared by the perkele
Thats true im from finland 🙂
Note: It is a brown bear. Black bears don't live in Finland.
@Rick Vis brown bears are dangerous only when its adult bear that bear in the video was not full grown
This is how Suomi kicked out red army from finland😂
Yes 🤣
Finland lost significant part of their territory in winter war.
@@aakarshjha1633 significant?! Which significant?! Red army lost 500k troops for very tiny territory. İt was symbolic lose for end war😂
@@fatihorkunss Stop talking like a NAFO bot. USSR's casualties weren't that high. And well, it's an established fact that Soviets didn't care about losses. End justified the means for them. And they certainly weren't kicked out of Finland and the treaty ensured that they don't go against USSR again. Finland is a unique country. It knows how to balance Russia and west. It has always known.
@@aakarshjha1633Relax mr russki. God. Russia used to have intellectuals, and such rich literature. Now its just filled with illiterate people filled with hatred and delusion. That is what happens when you indoctrinate a nation. You get people auch as yourself with stupid perceptions, especially regarding war.
As a swede we heard that 'Perkele' all the way here.
Perkele
det stämmer, hemskt att sova
I can believe you. Btw Im finnish
@@akusalonen7512 Same
Sweds are such sweet ....jerks
These are some wild and dangerous creatures you just dont want to mess with. Must be taken seriously. That bear is lucky to be alive.
Underrated comment
You got me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Exactly. Finnish man are like normal men until they turn 30 and start to booze. This lack of daylight makes them flip.
This man more scared for his dog than himself when facing the bear. What a legend.
He probably got a elephant gun right next to the door if he truly lives in the woods
@@pleasureduma9693 doubt it
The bear is just a cub, it's not really any danger to anything...
@@Ethrax2 We got a bear expert here
HUGO
The bear was wise to avoid a confrontation with Finnish man.
What should I do if a run into a bear
Google: start walking backwards away from the bear slowly.
Bing:
Seems I have to change to bing
Bill Burr: Don’t look at it; don’t look away, slowly back up, as you push your friend forward
Hahahahaha
@@kirahviofficial5761 mood
(Bear on Google:) "Start walking backwards away from the human slowly."
My grandmother spoke fluent Finnish. Whenever my cousins and I got into trouble as kids she would start yelling at us in Finn. Needless to say we still all suffer from PTSD to this day.
perkele 😂
Does Finnish really sound that angry 🤣
Many people say that. I am from Finland so i don't really see that because it is my native language.
@@dickmccarthy9496 i mean im polish and literally every word in german sound like execution order or some war operation name lol
But Finnish just sounds normal, I think that it can be very romantic and very angry language at the same time 😂
@@dickmccarthy9496 I think it's because of the pronunciation pattern. Finnish is very monotone and if there is an emphasis it's in the beginning of sentences or if it's on any syllable it's on the first. This makes every phrase or word sound forceful to people who speak more melodic languages. If a Finn spoke Finnish like a native English speaker spoke English, it would sound like they weren't sincere and were belittling.
And just to clarify I'm a Finn.
PERKELE! sorry!lol
The Winter War 1939, colourised
Funny thing is that 90% of the generals and commanders during the Winter War on the USSR side were Ukrainians. Do some research.
@@zephyros3039 you idiot, genuinely negative brain illiterate mentally impaired egg scrambled brain idiot, he isn't talking about the ukraine war he's talking about the winter war.
@Kapibarics He isn't talking about the ukraine war, you're the one changing subjects and not making any sense of it, i also wonder y i can't see your original comment.
Look at the reply section.
Today we live in a world where we don't have enough attention span to see a one minute video and instead just reads the title and immediately writes their opinions in the comments section without understanding that the title was most likely just a bait for those people.
Or maybe all of these accounts are just bots looking for these hashtags. Makes sense with how idiotic this is
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I love that the only time you could hear concern in his voice was when he was calling his dog.
Because if the dog ran at the bear something bad could happen to the dog.
@@shayukilol8887 ik ik, im just saying the fact that he has absolutely 0 concern for his own safety compared to the dog is just beautiful and really really funny to me
@@carsonpearce5980
To be fair, that's a black bear, the best way to survive an encounter with those is actually to scream at them
But yeah, that man doesn't want any harm to come to his dog and a bear is still a bear
@@fatalos6855 yeah.
Black bears you can deal with,
brown bears you can survive,
Polar bears on the other hand,
good luck with that.
As a wise man once said:
If its black, fight back
If its brown, get on the ground,
If its white, you finna die
Bear: *Is dangerous creature*
Finnish people: *Giggles in the face of death*
I think you have those roles reversed.
*we fear no bears*
It was young bear, not adult. The stupid bear "teenager".
MSkachenite nah I’m Finnish that was clearly an adult bear
@@random6579 Or Russians in all times of the year
Americans "We need guns to protect us!"
Finland "PERKELE!" *Grabs broom*
Actually the Finns are well armed. One of the highest gun ownership rates in the world
@@majorgenerall we don't use them tho we use a god damn broom xd
Major General It's illegal to carry one though
@@majorgenerall
They are for hunting and you need to get a permit... the only thing we shoot with those are moose, reindeer and occasionally bears (you need to get a hunting permit too). So we might be well armed yes but at least we can be sensible and not shoot people like the Americans do.
Lasityttö it always helps to be sensible whether guns are allowed or not, whether a country is developed or not...
Years ago, my Finnish mom and dad were visiting Rome, Italy, when a pickpocket tried to insert his hand in my mom’s purse in a local city bus. My mom instinctively cried out “Perkele, et kyllä vie!” (Perkele, you’re not going to take that). At least three people jumped out of the bus and ran away immediately (as told by my dad). 😁
@Red_Zniper345 True story.
Does your mother happen to be a teacher? 😂
@@northstar2621 She worked in a kindergarten with 3-5 year olds, so…😁 Never underestimate the power of Perkele and an angry Finnish woman (or man).
when their roman ancestors heard that they stopped moving north
Perkele is such a good word!
Better than anything in English 😂
In canada they talk softly to make bear go away
In russia they let the bear in the house to share vodka
In finnland -
In America we uhh... die I guess.
@@thatonecubchoo1541 No we hunt them to extinction.
only because last time a Bear went into Finland thousands died and 12% of their land went to the bear
@@thatsnodildo1974 Don't forget to mention that the Bear suffered a good hiding in the process.
in Finland they yell perkele and the bear runs back to russia
Others: *Take out any weapon to threaten the bear*
Finns: *B r o o m*
Finns: PERRRRRRRRRKELE
The BROOM is why they`re so good at rally ;)
Dude he wanted to give the bear a chance to leave peaceful. If he pulled out a gun it was over for the bear. The Finn's are still independent for a reason
Asian and Latin moms: "are you challenging me?"
@@vixcorineslippers
The most Finnish video on the whole internet, right here.
*Petition to add the word perkele in every language*
Linus "Perkeleen Vittupää" Torvalds agrees.
Petition dismissed on the grounds of it being too dangerous. We still need civility in this world
🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙
What does "perkele" mean?
@@user-lemon852 it directly translates to "evil spirit" or the like, but is used like "Goddammit" among the finnish
"Perkele", Finnish guy said calmly
Nice
Lol I get it 😂😂
Yeah, he clamed down after the start, the 1st syllable, realizing it's just a bear.
In the end he chuckled embarrassed he had got that excited over a mere bear.
Just like Dumbledore
@Tossu 22 The bear backed away in concern, as the man walked back inside, grabbing the broom.
Fun fact: he’s not even angry. This is just casual Finnish small talk with his neighbor.
As a finnish lad, i can confirm that we might be loud, but we still respect the hell out of eachother.
@@seetiisoaho2403 could you please translate what the man said? I'm not finnish and I only understood PEEEEERKELE and something like Satana
@@nemo1985 there are subtitles that you can put into a translator if that helps
@@seetiisoaho2403 you are right, I didn't think that there could have been the translation
@@nemo1985 Hes basically just saying punch of swear words and talking to the bear about the trash bag. Then he said hes gonna hit the bear with the brush or the Wood stick
The fact that the views of this video are higher than the population of Finland!
😂😂😂
Russians:
Have friendships with bear
Finnish:
НAista vittu, sataan
_Feel the differnce_
th-cam.com/video/LFXwuDmjo3A/w-d-xo.html
He says that mishka (bear) weans him from hunting.
@@odisseyidetdomoy2151 oh shit, he had bad experience(
haista pyjyy
Act finer net
Feel the advantage
It is: Haista vittu saatana not Sataan
A rare footage of a Red Soldier trying to pass Finnish defences, 1939. (Colorised)
Bu iyidi:)
If Gandalf had shout PERKELE Instead of "You shall not pass" to the Balrog, LOTR would not need 2 sequels.
🤣😂 And He could have joined the journey with the Hobits.
Fun fact: One of the major inspirations for Tolkien's elf languages was Finnish.
@@augustokonrad3572 For example, our national book, Kalevala inspired Tolkien
@@jarto4159 YES. Gandalf is basically Vainamoinen
Unfortunately it was the elves that spoke finnish (sort of). They spoke it far too softly.
Imagine this in Jamaica!
“BUMBACLAAT BEAR YUH KEEP YUH BIG HANDS AFF FI MI RUBBISH BAG!”
My parents are Finn/Jamaican so i get the best of both worlds :P !
Soviet union: "Lets gently touch Helsinki and maybe even-"
Finland: "perRrkelE SIIHEN ET KOSKE.. SAATANA"
Nah the Soviet Union can have Helsinki. Just leave other places alone, plz.
@@taekatanahu635 нет
@@taekatanahu635 nah they can have a big part of karelia everytihng else they can leave
@@feetuber9162 Not if I stop them!
@@Simo-U48 kato perkele
Canada: Sorry about this, bear, but could you leave?
Finland: *WARCRY*
Yes. We just yell: "perkele" at any danger and we scare them away (that's how we 'won' the soviets lmao)
“Perkele” sounds like a magic word to summon hell.
Well perkele means hell....
@@saarinenj1 eikä tarkota
@@saarinenj1 it means satan
Helvetti tarkottaa hell
Because it is
Muuten SUAMI PERKE*E!
finnish people: *quiet, shy, and the happiest people in the world*
also finnish people: *VOI VITTU!!11!1!!!1!!!! SAATANAN PERRRKELE!1!!11!1!1!1111!!!!!!!*
:D