Khosrau Anushirawan - Trolling Justinian - Extra History - Part 4

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  • @extrahistory
    @extrahistory  6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Justinian had been meddling in his affairs, and Khosrau had the proof. It was time for a holy war!
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    • @enderpup9289
      @enderpup9289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Extra Credits Justinan looks to adorable in this style to be a grumpy Roman guy

    • @thelordofgaming9513
      @thelordofgaming9513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Found walpole at 4:00

    • @nikolabogosavljevic1071
      @nikolabogosavljevic1071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      next part?

    • @lookatmelol5722
      @lookatmelol5722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Extra Credits is this going to be just the story of a better Justinian

    • @BListHistory
      @BListHistory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This and Justinian together make up probably your best work (apart from Suleiman). Thank you so much for covering all that you do

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    "Khosrau's Better Antioch"
    That's gotta be one of the greatest political burns ever.

    • @moriskurth628
      @moriskurth628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      I think the actual name was closer to "Better-than-Antioch, Khosrau built this", which rubs in the whole thing even further.

    • @themaplebean2925
      @themaplebean2925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      An awesome city name from history

    • @legiohysterius4624
      @legiohysterius4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@moriskurth628 is the city still around in modern day?

    • @maminesmaeeli3288
      @maminesmaeeli3288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@legiohysterius4624 yeah, its called Dezful and located in state of khuzestan, South of iran

    • @legiohysterius4624
      @legiohysterius4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maminesmaeeli3288 thx

  • @xxiao5156
    @xxiao5156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

    Looking to outdo Justinian, Khosrau even contracted the same plague as his arch-rival.

    • @nutcrackit7396
      @nutcrackit7396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I have found it! This is the correct comment that has one. Everyone else can go home now.

    • @airmanon7213
      @airmanon7213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      To be fair, I doubt that either of the two men would have wanted to contract the plague if they could help it.

    • @Thraim.
      @Thraim. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's just late afternoon but I doubt that I will read something more clever today. Have a cookie.

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Khosrau: "I'll get my own plague! With black-jack, AND HOOKERS!"

    • @halcatrazfowkes
      @halcatrazfowkes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My plague is bigger than yours

  • @vfaulkon
    @vfaulkon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    Your soldiers choose me, your towns choose me, your people choose me. GET REKT SON! --Khosrau, ~562 AD

    • @AkiNoTsuki
      @AkiNoTsuki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I´m dead! hahaha!

    • @coletakkish4389
      @coletakkish4389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      *Ancient airhorns blare in the distance*

    • @jaccedar5598
      @jaccedar5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      oh my gawd... thats amzaing

    • @yaboykel
      @yaboykel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@coletakkish4389 *War trumpets*

    • @mehrdad7144
      @mehrdad7144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hhh lol

  • @ultralight9625
    @ultralight9625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    I just love the role reversal in this series, showing events form the other side. In Justinian, Khosrau seemed like the bad guy, while in Khosrau, Justinian seemed like the bad guy. Not only that, but Justinian looks incompetent and Belsarisa looks like greedy and unqualified general. Shows you the fact that history is never as simple as it seems, due to the fact that people work with incomplete and biased info.

    • @danielbelkin4652
      @danielbelkin4652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Honestly Khosrau still seems like the villain here. This psychopathic mass murder of villages for the sake of money isn't really a normal heroes journey.

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Note: This also happened in Italy when an Ostrogothic city refused to surrender to Belisarius.

    • @danielbelkin4652
      @danielbelkin4652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Honestly, ancient rulers have this serious problem with committing horrifying acts of violence and murder that makes it a lot harder to like them.
      Seriously guys, lay off the mass murder. You would probably a lot more popular.

    • @danielbelkin4652
      @danielbelkin4652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That... was not a serious comment. It was a joke. I was not legitimately claiming that "not committing mass murder" was a serious piece of advice for ancient rulers. I mean, it was obviously wrong, and I can't honestly like most historical ancient rulers because of it, but it wasn't a serious piece of advice.
      But I guess making a vague statement like "You have no idea how x worked" makes interaction much less pleasant, so you should probably just do that instead!

    • @MrMarinus18
      @MrMarinus18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also perspective is a powerful thing. I think they are depicting the Byzantines as they appear from the Persian point of view.

  • @FearlessSon
    @FearlessSon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    Proof that trolling was alive and well in the middle ages.

    • @noobnerdscringeychannel1319
      @noobnerdscringeychannel1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      FearlessSon memes are truly amazing

    • @Me1le
      @Me1le 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The 6th century can hardly be called "the iron age"

    • @mykomatos5445
      @mykomatos5445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well you know the pommel throwing stuff

    • @fabulousmetrocop6088
      @fabulousmetrocop6088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      If Justinian just had his whole army throw their pommels at the enemy they'd have retreated at top speeds

    • @fabulousmetrocop6088
      @fabulousmetrocop6088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "Khosrau's Better Antioch" Is the best part of this episode I tell you

  • @crookedshades8194
    @crookedshades8194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

    Perspective is a funny thing isn't it?

    • @bubblesofthecoast6393
      @bubblesofthecoast6393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Ikr? First time hearing essentially the same story from both sides on this channel (from different series, unlike the D-Day stuff)

    • @jokehu7115
      @jokehu7115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Still for Justinian in the kosrau perspective

    • @maxybaer123
      @maxybaer123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ya but i still want justinian to win

    • @maxybaer123
      @maxybaer123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      well no he dies and after his empire falls apart :(

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jakob Knudsen yes

  • @darnaran9179
    @darnaran9179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    The different sides telling stories are so fun to react to.

    • @doopboop8359
      @doopboop8359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im confused on why they didnt tell on what justin was doing backstabbing khosrau

  • @chaosof99
    @chaosof99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "I'm going to make a better Antioch, with Blackjack, and Hookers!"
    - Khosrau, the Bender Bending Rodriguez of his time.

    • @fwhagads
      @fwhagads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *From Khosrau to Justinian* And I'll do you one even better, by giving all your former employees all the booze and hookers they want. Why I just gave one of them a Diamond Unicorn just 2 hours ago! How bout them apples Justin?

  • @TomSistermans
    @TomSistermans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    Who would win?
    A battle hardened Byzantine army, lead by one of the most capable military leaders of Roman history.
    Vs
    An enormous Persian army at the peak of Sassanid power, composed of well-paid and motivated soldiers.
    Answer:
    Some bacteria.

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Some plague boi

    • @bigfeller418
      @bigfeller418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ooof

    • @eyeofthepyramid2596
      @eyeofthepyramid2596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A kind of virus

    • @hamarta1006
      @hamarta1006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genius

    • @aerohydreigon1101
      @aerohydreigon1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Later...
      Who would win?
      The well-trained, battle hardended Byzantine army
      Vs
      The huge battle hardened Sassanid army with high morale
      Answer: Some people with a new religion from that place near the Red Sea

  • @zacherybarger6591
    @zacherybarger6591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    "Cause god generally sides with kings who asks priests nicely." Made me laugh.

    • @nicholashollis1522
      @nicholashollis1522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Alexander wasn't nice about it...

    • @Jedi-J2
      @Jedi-J2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It made me laugh doubly for the irony of it. Read the bible, and you see pretty much the exact opposite of this. They got exactly one king in before someone messed it up. Most of the rest weren't much better. For that matter there were quite a few priests that didn't do so hot either. Moral of the story? People with power go a little funny in the head.

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wrong God. This is talking about the Zoroastrian deity.

    • @Jedi-J2
      @Jedi-J2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True. Still kind of funny regardless.

    • @varana
      @varana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One of the reasons being, though, that a lot of the bible was written down quite a bit later. And in that case, god tends to agree with what actually happened. ;D

  • @DragoniteSpam
    @DragoniteSpam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    History becomes a little more interesting when the goal of treaties and stuff is "peas."

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Another of Scott's brilliant word puns.

    • @extrahistory
      @extrahistory  6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Lil did the art for this series! Scott works exclusively on Extra Credits. We're all pretty pun-y folks, though. ;)

    • @noobnerdscringeychannel1319
      @noobnerdscringeychannel1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      If history videos must have puns, then so-vi-et

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Take your time, son, we're not russian these puns.

    • @noobnerdscringeychannel1319
      @noobnerdscringeychannel1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sorry just thought I’d MARX puns off the list

  • @Koht2809
    @Koht2809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Love how this ties into the Justinian and Theodora series :)

    • @daedalus2726
      @daedalus2726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, it's nice seeing both sides of the coin.

    • @ShankarSivarajan
      @ShankarSivarajan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ikr! The worldbuilding in this series is brilliant!

    • @uyuman1
      @uyuman1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Extra Credits Cinematic Universe or ECCU.

    • @or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS
      @or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and Walpole is there nick fury

  • @RexGalilae
    @RexGalilae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    3:48
    Props to him for not harming religious buildings despite having the religious justification to

    • @GideonGleeful95
      @GideonGleeful95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That could also be seen as part insult, part political move. even at that stage, destroying religious buildings could be seen as justification for war fervor (eg. they destroyed the churches! the heathens!). By not doing that, he ensured that, to the Roman troops in his army, he would still protect and value their customs.

    • @chainsawgood123
      @chainsawgood123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      There's also the point that Zoroastrians don't believe in the concept of "one true religion". I'm not a Zoroastrian, so don't take my word on this, but the idea I heard is that they believe Ahura Mazda (God) reveals itself in many different forms, and thus all religions are true on some level or another. They may not have destroyed the church because to them, any holy building is a shrine to Ahura Mazda, not just Zoroastrian ones.

    • @michaelpattie9248
      @michaelpattie9248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In the followup to that though, they said he enslaved the captives. I thought Zoroastrianism forbid slavery.Did Khosrau only care about Zoroastrian principles for PR at home?
      Also today I learned that on religion's name for God is also a model of car. The more you know!*

    • @GideonGleeful95
      @GideonGleeful95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did wonder about that as well.

    • @daniel-oc6pp
      @daniel-oc6pp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your exact comment exemplifies exactly the message Kosrau wants to send by doing this.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    With a title like that, you _know_ the episode is going to be fun.
    (Probably not for anyone involved, but hey, they've been dead for over a millennium. "Too soon" expired long ago.)

  • @HungNguyen-sy4oz
    @HungNguyen-sy4oz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    GET REKT, SON !!
    -Khosrau Anushirawan

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1628

    I was really enjoying this and then I was like "waaaaait, I remember how this ends up...Oh no..."
    Goddamn plague. This trolling match was incredible and going so damn well and suddenly it rolls in and goes "That's a fun trolling match you have going there. It would be a shame...If everyone died horribly!" :(

    • @lazyc0mmander277
      @lazyc0mmander277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I mean it's probably a better way to end it than 2 armies facing off in an open battle... at least for some of soldiers.

    • @jaliborc
      @jaliborc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Plague, the ultimate Deus Ex Machina

    • @lazyc0mmander277
      @lazyc0mmander277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Considering how often we hear "cut down to the last man" I think it's more than 2 people that died from a sword to the gut. Not as much as during the marches usually but still.

    • @adamlavoie4524
      @adamlavoie4524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Francis-Olivier Toba actually the Second World War was the first war where combat deaths outnumbered deaths from disease

    • @Horesmi
      @Horesmi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Francis-Olivier Toba "cut to the last men" is often the exeption, that's why they bother to write it down in the chronicles. Majority of battles up to the modern age were finished because a few dudes become scared shitless and run, guys around them see that and decide to do the same and oh look SHAMEFULL DISPLAY. It's not two people, certainly not if we are talking about disciplined armies like in the video, but as soon as the real dying part of the battle begins, one side usually runs. The other thing is, if the army knows they will be cut to the last men, they will fight to the last men. Which is not what you want, they may actually win this way. When the soliders know surrendering isn't a big deal, and reasons to fight are vague and not personal, they will drop their weapons at the first decent looking opportunity.

  • @adampigott9677
    @adampigott9677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "GET REKT SON!!!!!" I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!

    • @carmacksanderson3937
      @carmacksanderson3937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I agree; that line was too good.
      Funnily enough, however, Khosrau was actually younger than Justinian by almost 20 years.

    • @404modestahousebills4
      @404modestahousebills4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. Justinian got ROASTED.

    • @TKTTKT-lr9tq
      @TKTTKT-lr9tq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carmacksanderson3937 omg really?!

    • @MrMask-mw5fd
      @MrMask-mw5fd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TKTTKT-lr9tq Yes he was

  • @tenkaikagaya
    @tenkaikagaya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    *The Visigoths were in Spain, not Italy. Italy was held by the Ostrogoths.

    • @azarishere6442
      @azarishere6442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      James Varble ans now goths are evrywere

    • @singharpan9859
      @singharpan9859 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So both were Goths?

  • @NeoKingGhidorah
    @NeoKingGhidorah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Plague: The actual MVP of history

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ...For certain definitions of "value," sure.

    • @MrVauxs
      @MrVauxs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Plague Inc. Evolved Evolved

    • @noobnerdscringeychannel1319
      @noobnerdscringeychannel1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah it basically ended The Byzantines and The Crusades with the Black Death so

    • @MrVauxs
      @MrVauxs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NoobNerd’s CringeyChannel Don't you dare to spoil the ending

    • @noobnerdscringeychannel1319
      @noobnerdscringeychannel1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And plagues always manage to fade away, just like that mobile game you get addicted to for a month

  • @the_ratmeister
    @the_ratmeister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Gods tend to agree with kings, at least when they ask their priests nicely." Pretty accurate.

    • @rparl
      @rparl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pecu alex A lot of the latter OT is this way. The prophets were often opposed to the kings.
      One OT line which struck me was, "It was Spring, the time when kings go to war."

    • @theskiypdee
      @theskiypdee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kobrag90 in catholicism they only agreed with whoever had more money

  • @Peanutjoepap24
    @Peanutjoepap24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Okay, I officially want an HBO series based on the history that this and the Justinian series covers. It would be epic as hell. And I don't usually use the word "epic".

    • @Darkgun231
      @Darkgun231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Agreed. It could show events from both Justinian's side and Kosrau's. The episodes alternate between perspectives, and in the finale it ends with the plague claiming both sides. A special 'Plague-isode' if you will.

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I dunno; I fear they try to make Justinian look better compare to Khosrau.

    • @MrCount84
      @MrCount84 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or to 641

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      air "Khosrau The immortal Soul" and "Justinian the Conqueror" as connected crossing over series on different nights, episodes release every week with the episodes being spaced out and having the same timeline.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unlawful_Falafel
      That would be epic.
      Can we take it further and actually make a Historical Cinematic Universe?

  • @gideonjones8088
    @gideonjones8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Khosrau's better Antioch"
    Good freaking gravy that man was committed to mocking Justinian at every chance. Can you imagine, Russia takes over America and builds a new city for people to live in calling it "Better New York?"

  • @CComrade
    @CComrade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Aha I have a bigger army than you!"
    *Random soldier coughs*
    "Nevermind!"

    • @pogpengwyn
      @pogpengwyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Random soldier coughs*
      darkcornersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/plague-doctor-o.gif

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have a bigger button than you, I have the best buttons, all the best buttons. All those other buttons are just totally fake. They're fake buttons.

  • @princekyros
    @princekyros 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    First Justinian, now Khosrau. Can we get a series from the Plagues perspective?

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Plague: Just rekt these 2 noobs, lol stupid humans can do nothing hehehe even their leaders caught it

    • @abyssalAnalyst
      @abyssalAnalyst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Plague would be a nice friendly guy who just wants to hug everyone.
      In the last episode, evil humans slowly beat him to death with their horrible vaccines, and it's over. You stare at the screen with eyes full of tears and ask "WHYYYY"? And, as always, you dream about timetravelling. Because history is cruel.

  • @astraldirectrix
    @astraldirectrix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Justinian fans! We’ve gone full circle!

  • @rashkavar
    @rashkavar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Damn, son. "Khosrau's Better Antioch." That's just mean.

  • @zetaruler
    @zetaruler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Khosrau's Better Antioch" oh my god, khosrau has become one of my favourite people featured in extra history.

  • @AviRox1154
    @AviRox1154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's really great getting to see this part of history from another perspective, following after the Justinian episodes. It reminds me of the Punic Wars series, and in a good way!

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    “Wish you were here” ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ayaep2061
    @ayaep2061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    This dude almost as much of a troll as Walpole

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LetsPlayGamers Or Bismarck

    • @robertwalpole360
      @robertwalpole360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You summoned me? ;)

    • @johnmeyer4789
      @johnmeyer4789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as if you need to be summoned you're already there in the thick of it

    • @Madhattersinjeans
      @Madhattersinjeans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would call him lawful evil. He'll steal your people, lands and armies but he'll do it fairly and treat nice them while doing so.
      Walpole always struck me as more chaotic evil, just doing things to get his own way no matter what and messing up countries with debt for generations.

    • @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462
      @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HEY! YOU DISTRACTED THAT GENERAL!

  • @Taum1024
    @Taum1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Anyone remember which Justinian episode is this?

  • @porter5224
    @porter5224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Imagine a modern army doing something like Khosrau did. It's a hilarious image.

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like US soldiers pissing on the Quran while fighting Al Queda. Or better still the Russian annexation of the Crimea, with even a referendum to rub it in the West's pro-democracy face.

    • @Alaryk111
      @Alaryk111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      unless you are their victim

    • @anoinks6511
      @anoinks6511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Almost as hilarious as Putin playing the piano

    • @apriliahussna4561
      @apriliahussna4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're probably setting up parties with meme music everytime they conquered cities

  • @corvus917
    @corvus917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Oh Justinian, you really were too ambitious, weren't you? You just couldn't help but try to stir up trouble in east while you were planning on expanding back west, huh? Welp, congratulations, you bit off more than you can chew and choked on it. Sigh... As much as I love Justinian, let's face it, he sorely had all of this coming to him, and Khosrau was just brutal.

    • @MrHoeBow
      @MrHoeBow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      corvus917 I mean, attempting to secure alliances along an enemy, while certainly encroaching on spheres of influence, is a good idea in convincing said enemy to continue peace.

    • @princekyros
      @princekyros 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, his "diplomacy" plans were waaaaaaaaay too aggressive.

    • @mishafinadorin8049
      @mishafinadorin8049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can't really blame a Roman emperor for being too ambitious. Other than the Eastern Romans there is no-one to root for anyways as others are barbarians and their empires never last too long.

  • @joshuadarrow
    @joshuadarrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "GET REKT SON!" - Khosrau I Anushirvan, 540 A.D.

  • @mccdortzer7459
    @mccdortzer7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is one of my favorite episodes of extra history. The humor, illustration, and genuinely interesting educational material is masterful and fulfilling.

  • @alanbu5837
    @alanbu5837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Your Soldiers choose me, your Towns choose me, and, your People choose me... Get Wrecked, Son!!!"

  • @aodyssey6601
    @aodyssey6601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The Belisarius dig was pretty neat. Perspective man

  • @LogicalMan6
    @LogicalMan6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Now I want a Total War game or mod where we can rig races to spite rivals and build cities for captives and name them

  • @luqcrusher
    @luqcrusher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So excited to hear the building of that New Antioch from Khosrau’s point of view! I remember when you guys covered it last time from Justinian’s.
    GET REKT SON

  • @sushanalone
    @sushanalone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your Khosrau series has been the best so far. I kinda like the guy.

  • @DigitalKurono
    @DigitalKurono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    >Chooses to break the truce citing Holy War
    >Plague comes
    i don't think God was pleased.

  • @mini2239
    @mini2239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    So the plague hit both armies at once.
    Hit both leaders at the same time.
    Who could have done such a thing?
    It was Walpole

    • @keeperofeurobeat8421
      @keeperofeurobeat8421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was all Bismarck's plan.

    • @calebtimes453
      @calebtimes453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keeper of Eurobeat oto van bishmark always has a plan

    • @RizkyAiman
      @RizkyAiman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mini2239 you do realize that Bismarck planned it and executed by Walpole

    • @mini2239
      @mini2239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If those two allied, they would have taken over the world by conspiracy, intrigue and dark shadowy vampire cults

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bismarck and Walpole are working together

  • @CrimsonDragon15
    @CrimsonDragon15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Khosrau: "Hey man, is it true you are trying to turn my allies against me?"
    Justinian: "Nah man, fake news!"

  • @arashink
    @arashink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the characters (I mean, the historical figures!) look the same across the whole series, regardless of artist. That's a beautiful touch!

  • @noahcollins1913
    @noahcollins1913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was a FANTASTIC episode. I love your channel and how fun it makes history while still being factual. Keep em coming!

  • @HardlyBardly
    @HardlyBardly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I absolutely loved the cartoony, cutsy images you folks use for these videos. The humorous dialogue onscreen just make them even better. Definitely one of the most entertaining educational channels I've ever come across.

  • @janstephan4617
    @janstephan4617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It seems like an interesting thought: as Justinian and Khosrau are nearly similar in their personalities (seeing that they vastly overhauled and improved their empires) I can not begin to imagine what could have been when they would have become allies (though maybe not much would have changed). But damn I love Extra history, this is stuff which is so interesting yet sadly is never even talked upon in the history classes. Thanks you for providing this knowledge to the people.

  • @augustinedaudu9203
    @augustinedaudu9203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    It's kind of weird seeing our boy Justinian as the antagonist

    • @nader50752
      @nader50752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's not really the antagonist though is he? ;))

    • @rikuvakevainen6157
      @rikuvakevainen6157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Blackforest98 well it depends. From Khosrau point of view he is a villain.

    • @airmanon7213
      @airmanon7213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's what happens with the perspective flip.

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Augustine Daudud One man's favourite Roman emperor is another man's terrorist. Oh wait, ai mean shrewd conqueror.

  • @llSuperSnivyll
    @llSuperSnivyll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fixing a chariot race so that Justinian's favourite team would lose badly is just glorious. It's like Justinian is the comedian and Khosrau is the heckler.

  • @yognut72
    @yognut72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    khosrau seems like a pretty cool dude

  • @stephenschlueter8242
    @stephenschlueter8242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Dammit, Walpole! Quit dangling shiny things in front of Bellasarius like he's a cat!

    • @robertwalpole360
      @robertwalpole360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But he's so cute chasing after all that glory!

  • @yonokhanman654
    @yonokhanman654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I think I am having some sort of a déjà vu here.
    Khosrau is the best though, damn that prank was the best to ever be made. That image with Khosrau on the beach was on point! 11/10

  • @Adventurer32
    @Adventurer32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    *reads title*
    I can already tell I'll this will be my new favorite episode!

  • @villevalste1888
    @villevalste1888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    TRULY A VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE!

  • @lowcalibremine3004
    @lowcalibremine3004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Your soldiers choose me. Your towns choose me, and your people choose me. Get rekt son!" #ExtraHistory2018

  • @lauriesmith4575
    @lauriesmith4575 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Khosrau and Justinian seem, to me, to be the living embodiment of the phrase, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

  • @tonlito22
    @tonlito22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    So Khosrau built a new Antioch, with Black Jack and Hookers eh?

    • @aziouss2863
      @aziouss2863 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      god dam i am in tear this king is hilarious
      i mean if you forget the acts of butchery

    • @TheRamblingSoul
      @TheRamblingSoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I'm gonna build a NEW Antioch! With blackjack and hookers!"

    • @TKNinja37
      @TKNinja37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Actually, forget the hookers! And the blackjack! But I'm keeping the name "Better Antioch"!"

    • @tec-jones5445
      @tec-jones5445 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You know what, forget the Antioch! Ah, screw the whole thing.."

  • @ShiolaValntn
    @ShiolaValntn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Khosrau Anushirawan: The Original Troll

  • @GordWayne
    @GordWayne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't often get to see comedy in historic times. It was fun and illuminating. Great video!

  • @lockretvids
    @lockretvids 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Khosrau be like: 'Im da best n00bs!'
    Belisarius: 'Hold my beer...'
    Plague: GIT GOOD SKRUBS!

  • @yungfaas6688
    @yungfaas6688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Extra Credits together with the Justinian series this one is my favorite of all. Please go on with the history of the Iranians and Byzantines!!! I would also love a series about Plato and his life or Socrates!!!!!

  • @thatdudechris1239
    @thatdudechris1239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    justinian was one of my favourite things you have made so i love hearing someone elses side of his story

  • @diebananaface
    @diebananaface 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    knew it was Walpole all along

    • @robertwalpole360
      @robertwalpole360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *dangles some glory in your face*

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robertwalpole360 stop walpole

  • @gianlucaborg195
    @gianlucaborg195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ironic. Death has a very sly way of foiling a good streak of wins

  • @alucard347
    @alucard347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was just amazing, to see this story from Justinian's side, and then from khosrau's side!
    But seriously, Walpole, WILL YOU STOP RUINING WARS?????

  • @Toto-95
    @Toto-95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's really great to see Justinian now the "bad guy" of the story. THAT is true education guys well done

  • @Treviisolion
    @Treviisolion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Truce on account of plague

  • @hakachukai
    @hakachukai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's really interesting hearing history told from Khosrau's point of view after watching the Justinian + Theodora series :D Thanks!!! I'm absolutely loving the playlist for Prehistory-1699! I can't wait to watch the next one (1700's +) even though I started on that playlist and then realized you had an earlier history playlist going :D Yay for history! Thanks for creating videos in an easy to follow manner as well! I feel like I'm learning more from your videos than I did in history class in high school. Keep up all the awesome work!

  • @Jules4878
    @Jules4878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Khosrau's better Antioch"
    The NERVE on this guy...

  • @mellenhead_7636
    @mellenhead_7636 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really love how you guys can tell 2 sides of a story and make me love people I hated and vise versa

  • @jmeatball8799
    @jmeatball8799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I find it funny watching the Khosrau series because in Justinian’s long series Khosrau is the enemy and seems general like an evil dude, but in Khosrau’s (hopefully long) series Justinian is viewed as an evil dude and what Khosrau does is justified. Extra Credits always manages to show both perspectives equally and that’s what I love about them

  • @shredermn
    @shredermn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude I've been loving Khosrau's story! He's da man!

  • @JonathanToolonie
    @JonathanToolonie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Get Rekt, son!" Couldn't stop laughing at that point.

  • @UnagiMonk
    @UnagiMonk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its wonderful that you have both the Roman and Iranian sides in videos.

  • @mugheessuhaib4644
    @mugheessuhaib4644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank god its back

  • @shaymazor89
    @shaymazor89 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode was absolutely top notch with those little animation touches (AB - C [see] , peas for peace and such), great job!

  • @fabiomorandi3585
    @fabiomorandi3585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Strage thing is, if Justin had repaid the Persians' prior favor in earnest, thus adopting Khosrau for real, Justinian and the Shah might have actually become friends. The latter's family drama aside, they sound alike enough they could pass as each other's alternate history counterpart.

  • @matriarch918
    @matriarch918 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best episode of all time!!! I love being able to see both of there perspectives!!!

  • @888SpinR
    @888SpinR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Operation Stick it to Justinian commences! :D I literally just (re)watched the Justinian counterpart yesterday!

  • @KibblezanBitz
    @KibblezanBitz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like this series of videos. A big part of that is that, by discussing a history that includes the subject of a previous series from this channel, it shows that these events didn't happen in a vacuum and an historical figure and his accomplishments and failures can look completely different based on perspective. Basing on this channel's Justinian series, Justinian looks like the hero of a great long story. And then this series comes along making him look slimy in some places, a failure in others. This is a really good series.

  • @claudiag.9307
    @claudiag.9307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Khosrau, the God of roasting

  • @mugheessuhaib4644
    @mugheessuhaib4644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wait did both kings get infected by the disease......damn

    • @mattbsblogsandtheorys8609
      @mattbsblogsandtheorys8609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mughees Suhaib ya Justinian got the plague and lived somehow, but what about khosrou, did he die

    • @airmanon7213
      @airmanon7213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Potential spoilers below.
      I tried looking up Khosrau on Wikipedia ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khosrow_I#War_with_the_Byzantine_Empire,_572%E2%80%93591 ). I think both kings lived through the plague.

    • @mugheessuhaib4644
      @mugheessuhaib4644 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt B's blogs and theory's dont know

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “He knocked down Every. Single. Building. Except for the church”
    Khosrau: hey heck you but imma prove I’m better than you and ya know, not try to kick out a differing religion
    The legend

  • @AhJong0
    @AhJong0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this series from the other perspective - top class stuff.

  • @yansakuya1
    @yansakuya1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Your soldiers choose me, your towns choose me, your people choose me, GET REKT SON!--Khosrau, ~562 AD
    If everything in Justine Empire chooses you, you might as well take his plague as well right, Khosrau? I'm sure it would rather choose you over Justine as well.

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "even your plague chooses me, get dunked on BOIIIIIIIIII!"

    • @mattbsblogsandtheorys8609
      @mattbsblogsandtheorys8609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what, if Justinian's people choose Khosrau, wouldn't that mean even theodora chose him too? Just a theory

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt B's blogs and theory's
      She didn’t switch sides, she died.

  • @cosmicpotato3849
    @cosmicpotato3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing how just the POV of the series changes who we root for between the series of Justinian and Khosrau

  • @eostyrwinn5018
    @eostyrwinn5018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Builds a replica of Antioch and names it Khosrau's better Antioch. That is some god tier pettiness.

  • @VenseyNess
    @VenseyNess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love hearing all the same stories from the Justinian episode again. It's a really great story, glad we got to hear it from both sides, so that it didn't seem like Khosrau was the bad guy this time!

  • @Naafidy
    @Naafidy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Get rekt son.'
    I wasn't expecting that. I nearly choked on my blueberry.

  • @gunja556
    @gunja556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    finally, episode we all have waited for

  • @murderousintent7838
    @murderousintent7838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Khosrau Anushirawan
    History's greatest troll

  • @JonManProductions
    @JonManProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Khosrau's better version of Antioch, I've waited for this moment and I loved it XD

  • @noonespecial9704
    @noonespecial9704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So wait, both Khosrau and Justinian, the greatest emperor's of their time and empires, contracted the plague at the same time. I call twins!!!!

    • @JasonDoe1000
      @JasonDoe1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ironically despite being the arguably greatest emperor's of their empires their ambitions were the downfall of their empires at the same time

    • @noonespecial9704
      @noonespecial9704 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JasonDoe1000 Very true.

    • @aradsstates9584
      @aradsstates9584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As an iranian i like both of them both were look for law and justice but not done much great to each other they had to be friends and never let something like arab invasions weakened their empires in future

  • @fakjbf3129
    @fakjbf3129 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's super interesting watching this episode and then contrasting it with the the episode on Justinian's perspective of these events. Keep up the amazing work!

  • @elyctroxpersonal
    @elyctroxpersonal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So it was Walpole that tempted Belisarus...

  • @benjohnston9455
    @benjohnston9455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Your soldiers prefer me, your towns prefer me, your people prefer me - GET REKT'd SON!!!!" best line in a history doco I heard. Nearly chocked on my coffee when I heard that.

  • @ashfromketchup
    @ashfromketchup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh I remember those two commanders who tried to quell the Armenians

  • @KanaiIle
    @KanaiIle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wrecking someones place, then building the same place but better and naming it accordingly is one seriously epic troll move.

  • @thecrookedguy2076
    @thecrookedguy2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    21st century: **trolling in video games**
    6th century: trolling in warfare
    bruh