I showed this to my wife and some of his stand up specials and she said, "he's exactly like you except fat and rich."...... I don't know how to feel. lol
I just realized why Tom likes Bert so much. Bert’s life is that guy getting crushed by a car spread out over years and years. Tom is watching the slowest developing car crash ever.
This deserves to be taken to the next level. Please, Christina, let's enjoy a conversation between you and LeeAnn, where you discuss your detailed fantasies of killing off your husbands, replacing them with new men.
Dude, Berts wife was on Dr Drews show a couple months back... she'd be fine with the coma story and all that... she's cool asf, like she may tell Bert behind closed doors to dial that crazy shit back a little, but I don't think she'd get mad at him, she knows he's a Comedian and all this funny is bringing them home bacon.
I love Bert. In comedic conversations like this he’s just joyful and hilarious. His stand ups are still good but has their problems. 1. He laughs at his own jokes excessively and 2. His transitions aren’t the best. They’re almost too abrupt. Tom Segura is perhaps my most favorite comedian ever. His content, wit, somehow story bending all of the transitions together to make sense; are all top notch
So Bert, I'm totally cool with being impressed, spoiled, or flown around just for kicks and giggles. I too do not want a sexual relationship that would intrude on our core families, just one where I can openly weep in thankfulness of being spoiled. I live out in the middle of no where quite contentedly, but I'm up for adventure and it would be super easy to impress me considering the nearest city is 2 hours away. I'm available at least 1 week a month to be impressed and over the top thankful expressions of joy. Hear from you soon!
Hi Sarah, this is Bert. This is my secret alternate account. I've always had a fantasy about one of my female fans sneaking backstage at one of my shows and hiding in my dressing room with a knife in her teeth. Hope to see you soon.
my grandma was a fucking bull at 86, got hit by a running car, she was able to walk again but it was never the same, i served 5 months for beating the shit out of that scum, still puts a smile on my face. Hear his stories man, love that old oak.
Dude, all it takes for me to get away with crude jokes is being in a coma? I was once in a coma for 3 weeks! LET’S GO!!! I’M SAYING ALL THE BAD WORDS!!
I love Bert ❤ ~ I’m the Alcoholic version of Bert from Montréal who had a sit down some guru who was in touch with their own mortality and happy in the same way that Charles Bukowski was to be who he was ~ Bertie Boy HAS NOT come to terms with his own mortality….. hit me up Bert. We can laugh and cry together brother.
Bert: my wife isn't impressed with me
Also Bert: doesn't brush his teeth or shower
But he earns. Be appreciative of what you get.
I always thought showers where really important, It turns out I can stop taking showers if im rich.
@@whateverppl1229 if you wanna be disgusting yeah
LOL
Also bert: obese, spits on toilet paper before wiping, eats boogers in front of wife, shits in front of wife. Bert's goal is to turn his wife OFF.
I strongly believe that Tom loves when other people suffer. It’s hilarious.
100%. Watch the podcast where dr drew is on it
i like your usage of the word STRONGLY. i would have used TRULY but you've opened my eyes to a superior means of expression.
I mean who doesn't.. its fun to watch misery
You must be a new mommy. Because thats why we come here bitch baby jeans
The schadenfreude is strong with that one.
The wives should do a reaction channel where all they do is watch every episode of this
This.
Absolutely!
I showed this to my wife and some of his stand up specials and she said, "he's exactly like you except fat and rich."...... I don't know how to feel. lol
@@MumRah I mean. At least you’re not fat 😂😂
"This Is Just Gonna Get Racist" should be the name of Bart's next tour.
Bart?
@@ztbt Yeah, you know...Bart Christmas.
Gonna be a bit Racey! Lmfao
@ASMRKebu😂
When he said “have you heard about his fantasy about you being in a coma” I choked on my own spit laughing so hard😂
Oh no did your dentures fall out too?!
@@larsonfamilyhouse was that supposed to be funny? Ur moms dentures fell out when she was blowing me last night
The way Tom just casually keeps offering him stuff like chips and beer and eggs him on to say things is so evil it’s hilarious
"I haven't laughed this hard in.."
I'm pretty sure Bert says that every 4 days.
This is an eye opener for my marriage. I need to be more appreciative of my husband.
Always be impressed even if you’re not. Just for the sake of being kind to eachother.
Steak dinner and a blowy should doit
I love this comment more than I could convey 😂
@@MrSpeedyAce No, that's fake, not kind
@@adrianvazquez7493 A 5 mins enthusiastic HJ should be enough regarding married people.
Tom is waiting for Bert.
Bert walks in.
Tom: hey what's up.
Bert: oh yeah sure I'll have drink, thanks for asking.
I love that Bert compares his hypothetical grief to his wife dying to a character from the movie swingers.😂😂😂
I love how real Bert is. Seems honest. Or at least, I feel the version of himself he presents to the public seems like he's really being himself
I'm pretty sure it's close. I get the same feeling you do. That's just him.
7:15 The way he laughs as he says “yes it is rape” is scary whilst bring hilarious
Does this podcast end with Bert's marriage falling apart?
I’m 100 percent certain Leanne has a fantasy of Bert dying in a plane crash and moving on with the grocery delivery boy.
God willing
LeAnn can get cracked open and cleaned OUUTTTTT
Did this podcast begin with Bert’s marriage falling apart?
If Tom gets what he wants it ends with bert becoming a social pariah and being remembered as a racist
Bert: I just stopped showering.
Tom: That's a good thing.
Tom is definitely plotting to kill Jeans
Imagine how much ass gets thrown at him now. No offense to Tim, but if he was say, an accountant or something he'd be fucked lol
I think he is just going to convince her to meet up with some crazy tik tok, and things will just take care of themselves.
The best part of their podcast is how often they cough, clear their throats and try to catch their breathe.
Tom is that "yeah I can keep a secret" meanwhile texting the person you're talking about kind of friend.
If you squint really hard this is a podcast with Tom Segura and a happy drunk Alex Jones
I'm so glad I found an Alex Jones comment on this random old video and I'm not crazy for thinking the same
I just realized why Tom likes Bert so much. Bert’s life is that guy getting crushed by a car spread out over years and years. Tom is watching the slowest developing car crash ever.
Lmaooo “I definitely wanna die before my kids” Tom: “of course 🤦🏻”
“Yeah, she can’t give consent”
- hysterics!
That's why it's in the Living Trust... she already gives consent then.
This deserves to be taken to the next level. Please, Christina, let's enjoy a conversation between you and LeeAnn, where you discuss your detailed fantasies of killing off your husbands, replacing them with new men.
Per Krook yes. I second this.
If I ever feel down I juts play a video of Bert laughing! Helps me everytime!! 💯👏
You can tell by the background laugh that Bert is Nadav's favorite guest.
Well he's THE guest
Just in case liann doesnt see the podcast tom made a clip
damn coming back to this clip. for some reason these earlier 2b1c eps were so much better than the past year.
I love how he trys to kill Bert with food
The guy laughing in the background makes it so much funnier
2:43 when someone pulls out coke at a party
Bert chokes...tom: want some chips? Lmao
Tom's face after Burt says he cant imagine living past 70 is the pinnacle of human comedy.
I love how this clip ends with "Let's shoot a porn!", such a cliffhanger.
I don't know Bert's wife too well... Even if she's the coolest fkn person, dude might be sleeping in the dog house for awhile after this...
The man cave looks pretty comfortable actually.
Dude, Berts wife was on Dr Drews show a couple months back... she'd be fine with the coma story and all that... she's cool asf, like she may tell Bert behind closed doors to dial that crazy shit back a little, but I don't think she'd get mad at him, she knows he's a Comedian and all this funny is bringing them home bacon.
There's no way she watches this.
dbzispimpin Good fkn point. I'll check out that episode.
Her husband is a successful comedian who appears to treat his family very well. Im fairly sure she’ll have thick southern skin.
I got a little scared at 7:25 when they both started laughing and then coughing.
Made my day. Thanks dudes.
The crew LOVES their job😂😂😂
Leanne definitely is not going to be impressed that Brock said she needed to eat less.
If Bert makes past 60 literally anybody can.
Tom wants to laugh way harder than he actually does! 🤣🤣
Burt and I like to play this game. It's called, "Has Burt been in the sun alot or is his liver finally giving up?"
She’s impressed by her trainer 😉
It’s 4am and what a way to wake up. Love it. Thanks guys
The people in the backround cackling is my favorite part
I love Bert. In comedic conversations like this he’s just joyful and hilarious. His stand ups are still good but has their problems. 1. He laughs at his own jokes excessively and 2. His transitions aren’t the best. They’re almost too abrupt.
Tom Segura is perhaps my most favorite comedian ever. His content, wit, somehow story bending all of the transitions together to make sense; are all top notch
"God forbid..." - Bert's fantasy
The guys cracking the fuck up in the backround is priceless
Disliked by Bert’s wife
Counselling session starts 5:00
Best 2B 1C clip ever.
This is magic. Bert has no filter.
I really feel like Leann is only sticking around for Bart’s life insurance policy
Bert looking extra crisp lol got that good tan spray going
I’m not saying my grandma is a burden but I’m saying she is-Bert🤣🤣🤣
"Bart Crasher" "Mom Plethura"
This episode is Tom trying to get Bert canceled and also murdered by his wife lol
"That's a real smile too" hahahaha :))
Drinking 20 beers and a gallon of kool aid a day I think will be lucky to have 5 years left of mileage on that liver lol.
Oh shit I love it my ribs hurt from laughing 😂
7:30 i laughted hard, but coldn hit the likey button-thingy
the pool is his shower and he doesn't brush his teeth anymore. bert is really just a child that never grew up with a high salary. so funny.
Sleeping with your wife in a coma. LOL
So Bert, I'm totally cool with being impressed, spoiled, or flown around just for kicks and giggles. I too do not want a sexual relationship that would intrude on our core families, just one where I can openly weep in thankfulness of being spoiled. I live out in the middle of no where quite contentedly, but I'm up for adventure and it would be super easy to impress me considering the nearest city is 2 hours away. I'm available at least 1 week a month to be impressed and over the top thankful expressions of joy. Hear from you soon!
You miss 100% of the shots you fail to take.
Hi Sarah, this is Bert. This is my secret alternate account. I've always had a fantasy about one of my female fans sneaking backstage at one of my shows and hiding in my dressing room with a knife in her teeth. Hope to see you soon.
@@bryanergau6682 ah, Bert my soul mate, unfortunately you overestimate my ability to drop everything to fullfill your desire 🤣
Bert looks a lot like Bert from Tom's music video in this thumbnail
Yeah, he does! 🤣
WOW this one was dark I love it
“You could
Kiss a girl with those teeth and they’d not have to eat for 2 weeks” 🤣
7:12 Had me crying hahahaha
My grandfather is 75 and going strong. I'm worried he may out live me and I'm only 20. He's doing just that well.
Be sure to appreciate the fuck out of it man. Both of mine were the same way until they werent.
my grandma was a fucking bull at 86, got hit by a running car, she was able to walk again but it was never the same, i served 5 months for beating the shit out of that scum, still puts a smile on my face. Hear his stories man, love that old oak.
Those guys laughing in the back, cracks me up...
Bert is 100% not drinking coffee.
fuck I haven't laughed this hard in ages either ! lol , thanks guys !
I like it when Bart talks about death he should take his shirt off
70? I give Burnt 7 months tops.
Ruggero Smith Burnt 😂💀
17 years to go
God I love this fucking podcast, so glad I subscribed!!😀
The more video I see of Bert, the more I think we're being played. Is Bert the new Scary Perry?
"I dont know what accent im doing!"
"ITS GOOD! its somewhere in eastern Europe..."
That made me shit my pants
Dude, all it takes for me to get away with crude jokes is being in a coma? I was once in a coma for 3 weeks! LET’S GO!!! I’M SAYING ALL THE BAD WORDS!!
Berts gonna be that dad at the house party his daughter is going to hitting the beer bong and embarrassing the shit out of her.
I love Bert ❤ ~ I’m the Alcoholic version of Bert from Montréal who had a sit down some guru who was in touch with their own mortality and happy in the same way that Charles Bukowski was to be who he was ~ Bertie Boy HAS NOT come to terms with his own mortality….. hit me up Bert. We can laugh and cry together brother.
and this is why bert sleeps in the dogs house
Bert is such a genius. Said I'll have an iliostomy bag and they'll have to wipe my ass.....
I caught that too.
Sounds like you guys need Mucinex as a sponsor. You guys sound like my uncle who only has one lung 😂.
Tommy ~ are you bringing Bertie to Montréal?
Hardcore dummy for the second wife. I died
If they were all like this one... they would all be great.
Great body, smart, strong, independent, dedicated, enamored, loyal, funny, into gaming, NON DRAMA, RIDE OR DIE! Four stroke fan, wants to try it out.
Freaking bert, omg the lawls
Ron Livingston is the one that shows up to Favreaus apartment with juice and salami
"I just started drinking water"
I totally related to this
this was hilarious
Wives have an instinct to keep their man humble lol
Funny that on The Cabin his daughters complained about him not showering anymore since they have a pool.
Talking and laughing about rape talk
Tom: you want some chips?
Yeah, and her dentures fell out 🤣
Fucking savage dam u Bert 😂😂😂😂😂
most self aware i’ve ever seen bert
“ let’s shoot a porn “ and cuuuuuut !!! 😂
my favorite part is hearing their producers slightly crack the fuck up in the background 😂
Two Bears one cup of Tito’s
Lol🔥