I'm currently in poor man jail for trying to rob a food bank, I passed them a note saying i'm hungry... So yeah, they beat the ever loving shit out of me, and here I am now
Amazing. I was just stopping into the comments to see if Tom had any fans left. It’s nice to see that we all banded together under a cardboard box being too poor to watch him.
@@mikex3908 well Toms attitude changed dramatically once he got famous from the rogan sphere. As such when people say negative things, he calls them homeless cats or poors. Basically he turned on people that found him somewhat funny and they turned on him in return. He showed a chink in his armour and the internet pounced upon it. It’s sport now. Where ever he goes there will be homeless cats and poors to remind him that he lost touch
There's some Poors in this house There's some Poors in this house There's some Poors in this house Certified Meek, Working 7 days/wk Fingernails dirty, but we still gotta eat.... 😂
Squinting to watch this on someone else’s phone sitting 2 rows in front of me on the city bus because I can’t afford a phone…or personal transportation.
@@JimChap check "How Tom Segura Lost All of His Fans" video to bring you up the speed, and "How Fame And Money Ruined Tom Segura & 2B1C | The Complete Timeline" (this one is hour long though), have fun :)
I might be poor but I dont have to have bert kreisher as a friend and christina p as a wife. I see that as a major win for me! Money isn’t everything. I also dont have to look in the mirror and see tom segura staring back at me.
You poors will never know what it is like to have your personal fitness trainer cry tears of joy from getting to train you every day while on the road of a comedy tour.
Believe in me like the field of dreams when I say,, you honestly have a better shot at winning the the upcoming election than the lottery regardless,,. So give that one up and add a view to another Rogan Rumble of a podcast! #B_Blessed
@@roberthiemstra8726 It has nothing to do with money, it had to do with spotify being a crap platform, and no comment section. I understand it's hard for a poor like yourself to understand by try and keep up.
Tom called me poor and then raped me in front of my family 75 times in a row and I liked it. But then I changed my mind and am going to press charges for rape.
@@gavinstillcrazyit’s not that Tom or Rogan are rich, it’s how they act and talk about people who criticize them for valid things. Their only defense is that everyone who has a valid criticism of them are “just poor haters” and/or “poor and jealous” but Tom treats people that are his fans and strangers like they are worthless garbage if they don’t treat him like a demigod. Tom is notorious for being gross and rude to people who don’t give him special treatment
You would fit in. Everyone here is in the poorhouse thanks to our amazing federal government. You might not find a place to live though because we have a housing crisis.
@@Rob78169 Cry harder. I rent u a room for 2k a month. I got 56 doors all rented by immigrants. Renting to locals is so bad most canadians love living on welfare.
What commercial? I'm not a poor . I pay for TH-cam premium. Me and Tom go whale hunting on his yacht . Oh damnit, got me too . Gonna have to talk to Joe about this .
@@pinewood6340 Most of us are poor compared to millionaires but it's not something ppl need to point out and make it their platform. Read the room guy.
@@ShrewdJester he never made this "his platform" in any way. the poors such as yourself have put all the attention on it, because one of their favorite things in life is to complain (i.e. loser mentality)
Joe, I know you don't read comments, but I'm just putting it out there that you always motivate me to get exercising again and try to eat healthier. If I'm struggling, I put on the podcast, especially any of the Sober October crew ones, and listen for any ways to get started again. I really appreciate it!
@@Obi-WanJabr0niHe said nothing about his podcasting skills. Just that he's a delusional comedian. People usually call him podcaster or UFC commentator.
Reading comments on this podcast just made me realize the insane amount of free comedy material here. I highly suggest Tom read these. He too, could become a comedian.
I keep having to sell blood so I can watch 5 more minutes. I'm feeling dizzy. COuld somebody tell me if Tom's wearing enough jewelry for me to bother? Don't want to waste organs for nothing. I must feel worthy AND get my money's worth.
@@R.Tafolla exactly. There's 100s of VPs at a financial firm of that size. There's plenty to hate on the man for (Tom, not top dawg), but just be accurate about it
Talk shit all you want about bert, at least he used to be funny, and occasionally still is. Tom was funny literally almost 15 years ago and hasnt been since
O Lord save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance Grant victory to right believing kings over their adversaries And guard Thy habitation through Thy cross
@pinewood6340 uhhh? Talk about projection mate. Most boring time Tom has been on here, and he seemed uncomfortable the whole time.. compare any 5 minutes here to his previous appearances and then get back to me bud
I`m very impressed by Joe Rogan in this one, he is spot on. I have been isolated for about 15 years, lost my familiy, my friends. No support network. Complex depression with anhedonia. I dont see any future for me at all. It`s just darkness. But just like Joe said, it`s incredible how little it really takes to lift somebody up and brighten their spirit. A candle loses nothing from lighting another candle. This is not about candles.
Have you tried stopping fluoride ? It seems humans communicate telepathically and if you can cut all fluoride out ( toothpaste , mouthwash and whatever is in water ) about 3 months later whatever the pineal gland does starts operating again . I started dreaming like I was 7 again , and feel far more connected . Also live Twitter Spaces are a great place to feel connected . It is only the illusion that we are separated .
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Is this video Wage Restricted?
LMAO this is an amazing joke
Wow.💀🤣
This joke is phenomenal
😂😂😂😂 yes!!
Congratulations now you are qualified to start a comedy podcast.
The Poors were here
I was just about to comment this 🤣😭
Me too! I’m a poor…should I be watching this? My washcloth is dirty and my dryer is coin operated.
How so?
Hate poors.
I'm the poorest
Sending hate from the food bank
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I'm currently in poor man jail for trying to rob a food bank, I passed them a note saying i'm hungry... So yeah, they beat the ever loving shit out of me, and here I am now
thanks to the kind soul who printed out a transcript of this for me so i could read it in my van down by the river
fucking lol
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
You mean you had money to go to school?
Tom throws out his kids bikes after every ride…
Don’t be silly he pays someone to do that
LOL
He wipes his ass with live chinchillas and then hucks them out his 4th floor bathroom window to their death
@@meatwad376
his assistant tells the waste management coordinator to throw it out. You think he handles finances like a poor bank clerk? 😂🧐😋
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amazing. I was just stopping into the comments to see if Tom had any fans left. It’s nice to see that we all banded together under a cardboard box being too poor to watch him.
I don't understand what's going on. Somebody explain.
@@mikex3908 same
I gotta fart...
Clearing this box out reallll quick!
Oops! It smells like Tom. 😬💀
@@mikex3908 well Toms attitude changed dramatically once he got famous from the rogan sphere. As such when people say negative things, he calls them homeless cats or poors. Basically he turned on people that found him somewhat funny and they turned on him in return. He showed a chink in his armour and the internet pounced upon it. It’s sport now. Where ever he goes there will be homeless cats and poors to remind him that he lost touch
Hobos unite!
There's some Poors in this house
There's some Poors in this house
There's some Poors in this house
Certified Meek, Working 7 days/wk
Fingernails dirty, but we still gotta eat.... 😂
😂😂😂😂
This made me laugh more than Rogan's new special.
Cringe
Super underrated comment lol
underrated af
Squinting to watch this on someone else’s phone sitting 2 rows in front of me on the city bus because I can’t afford a phone…or personal transportation.
What a nice and rich stranger
How do d you comment the idiot
What's with all the "i'm too poor" comments from everyone on here? Just wondering as I have no clue.
@@JimChapsame but they funny 🤣🤣cant wait to find out why they trolling him
@@JimChap check "How Tom Segura Lost All of His Fans" video to bring you up the speed, and "How Fame And Money Ruined Tom Segura & 2B1C | The Complete Timeline" (this one is hour long though), have fun :)
Commenting from a stranger's laptop inside of a starbucks. Because im poor.
😂
Was it a Lenovo?
While they peeing 😂
Get off my laptop dude, I have to return that to the stranger I borrowed it from!
They're actually commenting from the "Racist Starbucks" inside Delia's house.
I am from a country in Eastern Europe. A very poor country. I wish I could watch this.
Tom and Joe think you're a loser buddy.
Which one??
I az tei brat
Is it the one Christine is from? I forget the name of it she never brings it up.
English lesson - eastern europe and "poor" are oxymorons over here in the west
I would like to personally speak for the entire chat and apologize to Tom for being poor. We are truly sorry.
I might be poor but I dont have to have bert kreisher as a friend and christina p as a wife. I see that as a major win for me! Money isn’t everything. I also dont have to look in the mirror and see tom segura staring back at me.
@@ابراهيم_محمد_الازهر😂😂😂😂😂😂 get em!!
Yes 💯
i dont get the inside joke ?? why u gotta have money to watch tom ??? hahaha
0:09 0:46 0:48 t 1:10 1:23 o@@ابراهيم_محمد_الازهر
The funniest part of this podcast, is the comment section by far.
The poors have become funnier than Tom.
That’s not hard Tom isn’t funny at all
It would be funnier if it weren't every single comment.
That’s not quite the accomplishment
Trump episode drops today they said
Tom’s fans unionized against him 😂
As a former mommy I approve this message 😭
lols
He earned it....................
@@JamesWyatt-o5j Can you fill me in? Is this all sarcasm or is it really bad?
Fr used to be one of my favorite stand up guys
watching this from the homeless shelter
At least you have shelter, I’m watching this from skid row 😅
You all must be illegal immigrants.
Us poors should feel lucky Lord Segura tolerates us in his comment section
😅😅😅@@cookingwevani
We will eat zee bugs and be happy
If I win the lottery, im going to watch this
@@AlmostEvery agreed!
Ik can't believe he would put a video behind such a large paywall
Broke boy lmaooo
You poors will never know what it is like to have your personal fitness trainer cry tears of joy from getting to train you every day while on the road of a comedy tour.
Believe in me like the field of dreams when I say,, you honestly have a better shot at winning the the upcoming election than the lottery regardless,,. So give that one up and add a view to another Rogan Rumble of a podcast! #B_Blessed
I’m standing behind a rich guy that’s watching this… he hasn’t noticed me yet
This comment section is the reason I stopped watching JRE when he went over to Spotify. I'm so glad he's back on youtube so the Poors have a platform.
Spotify was also free 😂
@@roberthiemstra8726 It has nothing to do with money, it had to do with spotify being a crap platform, and no comment section. I understand it's hard for a poor like yourself to understand by try and keep up.
@@PAPPADASH They had a comment a section as well. You poors just cant understand how to use technology like real people.
So funny how all the dark jokes he makes is fine but everyone gets so butthurt about the poor thing 😂😂😂 big fukin babies
@@dimmak7414 Cause the poors wasn't a joke, he was just crapping on his fans. You would know that if you were a poor.
My net worth is way too low to watch this
Allegedly he is a serial killer: th-cam.com/video/hH9VBSuM0XI/w-d-xo.html
Same- I’m not bff w/ Jimmy Kimmel
Tom called me poor and then raped me in front of my family 75 times in a row and I liked it. But then I changed my mind and am going to press charges for rape.
You steal someone's wifi password?
He is ungrateful trash.
I got my mom to record this on VHS so I can watch it on my black and white TV.
😂
😂😂😂 Did you have to record over an old taping of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
@@wingwalker7212No it was a tape of Baywatch but I really wanted to see this, these two guys are so witty together.
You must be rich to have a tv!
Sick brag bro, my mom left us for a 20 dollar bill
Watching this while my computer gets repo'd
Poor people won’t understand this episode
Hey, poor person here, what are you talking about? Cause simply can't pinpoint what I am supposedly not going to understand
@@kvinkn588Tom Seguras bit about the poors
Their eating the dogs their eating the cats. Eat the cats, eat the cats.
@@Logalactic so people are mad about a comedy bit? Lol
Commenting from my local library because I'm poor.
Damn, you are so poor that there's sitlla library near you.
Rogan=I'm just the same as you as long as you don't count my multi millions of dollars. Yeh,that's me,the people's champ!
@@gavinstillcrazyit’s not that Tom or Rogan are rich, it’s how they act and talk about people who criticize them for valid things. Their only defense is that everyone who has a valid criticism of them are “just poor haters” and/or “poor and jealous” but Tom treats people that are his fans and strangers like they are worthless garbage if they don’t treat him like a demigod. Tom is notorious for being gross and rude to people who don’t give him special treatment
Rogan would tell you a story about a mma fighter or how his bestie tony os changing the world of comedy
good on u
Should all us poors go to Canada and end it all in the name of Tom?
You would fit in. Everyone here is in the poorhouse thanks to our amazing federal government. You might not find a place to live though because we have a housing crisis.
@@Rob78169no housing crisis , unless that crisis is affordable housing. Tons of housing is available.
@@Rob78169 Cry harder. I rent u a room for 2k a month. I got 56 doors all rented by immigrants. Renting to locals is so bad most canadians love living on welfare.
No don’t come to Canada, stay where you are!
@@badabing2302 oh is that all, my bad!! So if your rich and don't mind getting ripped off, all good. But they'll get you with the capital gains tax.
This pod was super relatable 🙄😂
How many ounces of chicken does your chef prepare for your meals
it's just background noise for the comments.
This HAS to be the best comment section on youtube 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4000 people saying the same joke shows you Rogan fans are tards
More entertaining than this podcast...by far
Fer sher
For real lol compared to the video this is sick
I'm reading it while Tom drones on in the back. Seriously great comments.
Hey, look. It’s the guy who hates poor people.
for good reason. Todd knows whats up
He also is allegedly a serial killer: th-cam.com/video/hH9VBSuM0XI/w-d-xo.html
Who doesn't?
He's like a High maintenance woman the way he rants about money😂
@XbraveheartX87 who's todd?
What's the lowest net worth to be able to watch? Asking for a friend
$150k/year after taxes.
7 figure Bro
Who tho
@@Teabonesteak I'm out 🤣
It is more about not having "the poors" mentality.
I’m watching this from a public library computer. I’m surprised I got passed the wage restriction on this
Am I in the right tax bracket to watch this ?
Maybe not but just don't forget to buy a ticket :)
You gotta be In the top tax bracket or one of the only 50 comedians practicing the craft.
If you have to ask, then no 😂
I feel you man, I own way too many washcloths to watch this myself
You pay taxes? Pffft, way too poor sorry.
Watching this on dial-up, the pixels are the size of pizza boxes but I hear Tom Segura is the guest.
What's a pizza bro?
@@bploan8464 Don't know, i just collect the boxes to keep warm.
Joe may not read comments but I'll bet Tom does.
Tom is way too rich and famous for that 😂
@@warrencr86 nah dudes chronically online. his whole podcast is reading comments
Bert will read hoping someone’s mentioning him guaranteed and probably tell Tom
He has someone who reads it to him! Only poor people read!
@@J-Mac8 of course how could we forget
Stealing wifi from my neighbor to watch this
My dream car is one that doesn’t have the check engine light on.
lol
😂😂😂😂
I heard the whole internet go: _Booooo_
Real loud like too 😂😂 I like it when we collectively tell someone “no.” 😂
Tom "im a normal poor just like you" Segura
Once a poor, always a poor #Ooorah ✊🏽
I give my friends classic corvettes as a joke.
Allegedly he is a serial killer: th-cam.com/video/hH9VBSuM0XI/w-d-xo.html
Whats the poor joke ....new to the pooraty ha
...who spent millions of dollars building their podcast studio
This comment section is wonderful
So much great roast material at no cost.
Shoutout to the poors.
Together we are strong.
Yessir 🫡
Finally! Someone acknowledged me……thank you!
#PoUp
That's me! Oh wait ...
I feel so privileged to listen to these rich guys talk
I wish I were as rich as you so I could afford watching it as well
Don't kill yourself, here's a dog food commercial.
😂😂😂
Ayyyyy 😂approved
Your dog wants you to feed him, not off urself
Besides dog food doesn't taste that bad.
What commercial? I'm not a poor . I pay for TH-cam premium. Me and Tom go whale hunting on his yacht .
Oh damnit, got me too . Gonna have to talk to Joe about this .
The entire comments thread is an inside joke....And I'm too poor to be inside right now.
Tom's not sitting in a chair.
He's sitting on the floor with his wallet in his back pocket.
😂😂😂😂
Oooh you're a hater! I bet you live on top ramen and jealous jelly
😂😂😂
Cmon don't be naive, he's sitting on slaves that are out of the shot. Don't you know what it's like to be a rich douchebag?
😂😂😂 damnit
Poor guys.. no race tracks close enough for their super cars.. I think Im gonna cry..
😂😂😂 😢
can't you pay someone to do that for you? or too poor?
Tom changed as soon as he started bangin’ his personal trainer.
He banged Richard Simmons?
Was he really? Hahahaha that's great
@@ashleyhenderson9524A man as well
@@bingbongwingwong Probably better looking than his wife.
@user-ul8rh2su3n Theo tapped Christina in her prime. Tom got the sloppy 180ths and settled.
Watched this while applying for food stamps
At least it's not Kreischer.
Both are awful but I think Tom is worse. I could be swayed.
Tom is much less entertaining than Bert
i prefer bert, at least he has funny lies
Bart is the litersl worst
He’s funny If you’re 12
Thank god my Obama phone gets reception in my cardboard box to watch this episode.
Because thats all that truly matters! 😂😂😂
maybe with some onnit vitamins we can become strong and make podcast
😂😂
Do you have access to Starlink with that phone?
Your lucky mate watching this on the high st, bricked the window.
It's raining.
I’m a poor…should I be watching this? My washcloth is dirty and my dryer is coin operated.
Make more money sell your tears
You could be making money right now, so no go hustle.
If u don't fly privite or have sports cars you can fuck right off!
Go down to the river to wash it. Avoid the magnet fishers.
You can afford the dryer- jelly
Watching this from Namibia in Africa, very hungry but glad I could.
Ever since Tom moved to Austin, there have been a lot of mysterious deaths in the area. We've been focused on Garth, but no one's talking about Segura
LoL. Ikr, We’ll all know it’s Tom..
People don't speak about Tom being a serial killer, we all know he's a serial killer 😅
Fr bro 🤣 🤣 @@jonboatmorava9115
still the water champ so, i'll let it slide 😂
Very suspicious indeed
I’m evading the police for stealing a grandmas phone to watch this episode. Poor in material, rich in spirit.
Tom, Bert, Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub are the unfunny comedians Katt Williams was talking about 💯
No! I won’t have that! That’s not fair!
You forgot to add Rogan to the list as well.
I wonder how they actually made it THIS BIG, yet some genuinely funny comedians struggle to have 100k subscribers.
Don't forget the rapists
Katt is a weird fool.
Tom deserves the hate, but he is the funniest by far from that list
Hold on, I need to go shower and cleanse myself with a wash cloth.
One of the “comics” Katt Williams was talking about
Hehe
You are just lying if you think his stand up is bad
@@sonnyboy1618 it used to be relatable then it became bad
✌️
@@rockerdude725973nah lol sledgehammer is honestly a great special and it’s his latest work so tf are you talking about?
* lifts an empty bowl *
Please, Sir, I want some more.
This comment section is golden 🤣
nah it's really just sad. anyone who's poor should be ashamed of being poor. it's the exact same thing as shouting "go queen!" to 500lb women.
@@pinewood6340 Most of us are poor compared to millionaires but it's not something ppl need to point out and make it their platform. Read the room guy.
@@ShrewdJester he never made this "his platform" in any way. the poors such as yourself have put all the attention on it, because one of their favorite things in life is to complain (i.e. loser mentality)
I love that they try to get google to show them ads for things they dont talk about often then spend over 20 minutes repeating the word porsche
I remember when this used to be something people looked forward to.
Wow, great point man
Yea your moms house, Tom and Tina used to be great, funny and relatable....not so much anymore
@@MRblazedBEANS Fame and ego = shit gets DARK.
FOR REAL!!! It's all Mothership comics, hacks and randos. I'm about done.
yeah me too
My bank just called said I have insufficient funds to be watching this video
Sick brag that you've a phone bro🥹🥹
the last time tom made me laugh was when he tried to dunk the basketball
That was kinda the beginning of the end, I guess. 😢
Damn I forgot about that hilarious moment
Wasn’t it a layup where he broke his arm?
@@danielsproulyes
He made you laugh?
the IRS just came to collect my house after watching this video.
I'm sorry Joe, but i can't watch this podcast because I'm too poor to be graced by the presence of someone as great as tom segura.
I think many of you guys need mental help. You guys over analyze things too much .. do you expect podcasters to never say anything that might offend?
Google does listen to you when your phone screen is off too!
Your self-awareness is appreciated.
Was Tom ever funny though? I don't remember any good bits tbh... he's just Joe's friend.. lol
Put up the Podcast Cringe bat signal
Oh it's coming
Ohhhhhhoooohooooooo it's a commmmmin
Ah yes, the last true “for lonely bitches, by a lonely bitch” channel that follows comedy despite zero evidence of any sense of humor at all
Imagine a channel grifting about grifter
Annnnnnnnd it hit. Lol
Replace Tom with Tim Dillion
Save Bruder
Yes or yes
Swap the bodies for the body!
The poor mans wealthy comic.
they both suck
Joe, I know you don't read comments, but I'm just putting it out there that you always motivate me to get exercising again and try to eat healthier. If I'm struggling, I put on the podcast, especially any of the Sober October crew ones, and listen for any ways to get started again. I really appreciate it!
I remember when Joe said he never wanted ads during a conversation on his podcast.
I was thinking about that the other day. How did he get more money hungry the richer he got? lol
It tend to be that way. @whatdupdoh
💵💸💴💰
technically he was talking about the conversation itself, he doesn't really care about the listeners experience..
He's not doing ads but helping friends
Sitting here eating sardines as I watch because you know..
Tom is not a comedian. He's really a gay priest.
you can just say priest, because all priests are gay
so a priest?
I'm so broke, I'm parked outside your mom's house, stealing the wifi to watch this.
Weird not being excited for a Segura appearance
Yeah. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I feel the same, he was my goat 4 yrs ago😢
The last few guests haven’t done it for me. So it’s nice to see some familiarity in my opinion.
What exactly happened? I liked sledgehammer even though i know it wasnt his finest
@@dranreb1118 he turned into a snob and a douche.
Rogan says, “Delusion can serve you well, if you get lucky” without a shred of irony. Buddy, you’re describing your entire “comedy” career.
so you're a hate watcher? sad, sad, sad life
@@Obi-WanJabr0niHe said nothing about his podcasting skills. Just that he's a delusional comedian. People usually call him podcaster or UFC commentator.
@@Obi-WanJabr0ni Sadder you feel the need to defend Joe when it's the truth.
Yea I was surprised how bad he was at comedy. I like how he draws interesting people to talk to but mostly Joe alone is not that great
Tom bought my EBT card for half its value so I could buy drugs. He said he’s making a necklace out of them to wear for his next Netflix special.
That shits funny😂
That would actually be FIRE!
i'm watching from my rich friends house
You are allowed to watch then.
Lucky you. I had to break into a house in the hamptons to get this video running
Spoiler - Its still gonna be shit
Toms prank on garth brookes has come full circle 😂
Tom is the killer
Sorry Tom, us poors aren't welcome anymore 😅 also so great to see the comment section all on the same page!
Yep. You poors stay away.
The poor section is very rich . 😂🤣😂🤣
Reading comments on this podcast just made me realize the insane amount of free comedy material here. I highly suggest Tom read these. He too, could become a comedian.
I'm so broke I had to take out a payday loan just so I could get internet access to listen to Tom on JRE
Any other poors just getting a blank screen an no audio?
I keep having to sell blood so I can watch 5 more minutes. I'm feeling dizzy. COuld somebody tell me if Tom's wearing enough jewelry for me to bother? Don't want to waste organs for nothing. I must feel worthy AND get my money's worth.
No Poors allowed. This podcast will consist of making fun of Burt and fitness
I can hear the wash-clothes slapping against the tub-showers in these comments
He gonna talk about how broke his family was growing up even tho his father was ceo of a company 😂😂😂
Tom Basura
His father wasn’t ceo. He was like a VP or SVP which is just an executive.
@@R.Tafolla exactly. There's 100s of VPs at a financial firm of that size. There's plenty to hate on the man for (Tom, not top dawg), but just be accurate about it
was it a profitable company?
what was the salary of the dad ?
I have too much debt and serious depression to understand this conversation
My peasant ass listening with wired headphones.
Don't give up. There's still time to become a delusional mid life crisis shit comedian.
Keep waiting for the comedy.
My wallet is too light and my belt is too high and tight to watch this episode
Guy was funny once 14 years ago and is now a millionaire
Talk shit all you want about bert, at least he used to be funny, and occasionally still is. Tom was funny literally almost 15 years ago and hasnt been since
He’s a millionaire because he owns a podcast network.
@@AD-wg8ikdon't forget his daddy.
What have you done?
@@AD-wg8ik
He is rich because he did well over 200 shows on a tour where he was making surgeon lvl money per show onto of podcasts , merch etc
My eyes hurt from looking at their shiny heads
For real😂
The Testicle brothers.
When you’re older you’ll have hairy balls and a bald head. I know it’s the opposite at the moment 😉
Put sunglasses on.
Please tell the exact timestamp Tom mentioned about poor people. I missed this part((((
TO THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD WITH THESE GOONS
Best comment here ever in the history of JRE
Have they doxed you yet?
Pssst. Don't tell Maga voting is woke
Shhhhhh lol
What
@@orimoreau3138 idiot lol
@@orimoreau3138 idiot lol
Joe “is that true? Make sure that’s true” Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan by night, Tom Segura too rich to talk to us low life’s!!!
Not "us". Just you. Poors need to know their place.
@@timkinley1779 😂🤣
I can’t comprehend currency because I am so unbelievably poor
Tom may argue that you're so unbelievably poor because you can't comprehend currency!
O Lord save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance
Grant victory to right believing kings over their adversaries
And guard Thy habitation through Thy cross
Tom is a testament to longevity in the game, staying committed. Truly inspirational. Not funny, but inspirational
"No matter how shit a comedian you are, there's always a chance you can piggyback off one of your more successful friends" - Tom Segura
I dont judge people by their financial status. Treat people how you want to be treated.
well said trust fund baby.
Joe's own parents were super poor when he was young and needed food stamps lol.
@@KyleRevivesbs
Watched this through someone's window while I sat in the rain on my bench. Also asked this nice person passing by to leave this comment for me.
As a rich. I approve of this message.
To me, the most funny and interesting thing about Tom is the fact that a seemingly large number of people find him funny and interesting
It is absurdly funny. It boggles the mind.
This was like listening to two strangers having a soulless conversation on a 2 hour flight.
sounds like someone sees the world through an emotional bubble and got their feelings hurt
@@pinewood6340that’s the most wild projection I’ve ever come across
That's perfect!
@pinewood6340 uhhh? Talk about projection mate.
Most boring time Tom has been on here, and he seemed uncomfortable the whole time.. compare any 5 minutes here to his previous appearances and then get back to me bud
@@pinewood6340 O look the goof troop showed up
I`m very impressed by Joe Rogan in this one, he is spot on. I have been isolated for about 15 years, lost my familiy, my friends. No support network. Complex depression with anhedonia. I dont see any future for me at all. It`s just darkness. But just like Joe said, it`s incredible how little it really takes to lift somebody up and brighten their spirit. A candle loses nothing from lighting another candle. This is not about candles.
Sounds like you could use a candle or 2
@@itsfqndave Indeed i think so two, but there is nobody. Regardless thank you sir.
Stay around brother.. What they were saying gave me a little boost.
Your life has value and purpose.
Have you tried stopping fluoride ? It seems humans communicate telepathically and if you can cut all fluoride out ( toothpaste , mouthwash and whatever is in water ) about 3 months later whatever the pineal gland does starts operating again . I started dreaming like I was 7 again , and feel far more connected . Also live Twitter Spaces are a great place to feel connected . It is only the illusion that we are separated .
Is it just me or is Segura starting to look like Dr. Phil?
😂😂 YO god damn that so true
He certainly lost a lot of weight.
Elephant graveyard buried the whole Rogan crew hahahah
Redbar did it first, give the king his dues
@@joshlockie9285 elephant took RB’s head off as well