Trying To Find A Hobby with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlight
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- The older you get, the harder it is to find hobbies you enjoy. What should Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get into? Cooking? Dandyism? Joining a secret society? Offer some recommendations in the comment section below!
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Berts reading skills are on par with Charlie from it's always sunny in Philadelphia, I was just waiting for him to talk about the pirate door.
Hahaha
@First Last that's what I said I said private
My fav show all time
I was thinking the same thing!!
He should try getting into little green ghouls.
Bert is so blown away by normal stuff. Like taking your watch off before you shower, or an adult having a hobby they enjoy lol. Dude is a trip
Or taking a shower
Or taking a shower
whoa I never take my watch off when I shower, I just move my watch and wash under it. am I Brent equivalent??
He acts like he's been rich since birth
I like how bert doesn’t realise that drinking is his hobby
He should get into mixology. Perfect hobby for him if he’s committed to staying an alcoholic for the rest of his life!
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Cool guy hobbies:
Crown moulding
Self tooth extraction with a knife
Dance video battles
Drinking on a treadmill
Spiking a friend's drink at their house
Laughing at people who are horrifically injured in an accident.
WestCoast FiRe SETTING YOUR BRAIN ON FIRE
Featherin it
SELF TOOTH EXTRACTION WITH A KNIFE
Tabbi Schreiber that's how you do It at Falcon CARWARSHHH
I went from no hobbies to like 10+ in just a couple years. It's awesome to find stuff you really like that can constructively occupy your time
1:43 - “Astrology”....“Astronomy” “Astromonmy “Astronomy” “you got it”
“Astrology” “Astromoney”
“astronomy”
Yea, you can tell hes from Florida.
I just busted out laughing mid stretch when you guys said "if there are any secret societies that want 2 new members who's platform will blow your secrets" and I'm pretty sure i just ripped some muscles
If Bert joined a secret society like the masons or the illuminati, then in 1 week everyone would know what they're up to. He literally had a special named secret time lol.
Are you bored? Knit something. Can see why you clicked this video as you're clearly bored. Chess is a strategy game and it seems like you could use some practice in cognitive thinking. Good luck.
"I'm definitely not a dandy, I'm a dundy" is the most micheal scott thing Bert has ever said
“Dandy is gay but not sexually” I’m done😂😂
Nailed it though
Burnt not having his own brand of spirits by now is shocking. Lucrative business. Very high profit margins. Most people will spend $20 on a bottle of booze before they buy a comedy cd.
Old post but considering no one buys cds I guess you're correct.
Man getting a brewing operation up is a HASSLE though, so much red tape
Well it happened
Bert: “is racism a hobby?”
Bert should look into basic personal hygiene before looking for a hobby. Then perhaps learning to read. Not having a hobby is the least of his worries.
Woah there a little harsh no? I know he's in the clan or whatever... But the dude has it hard being 450 pounds.. #PrayforBart
@@aaron4ism Harsh? When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Never has an intelligent or kind word come from his mouth. He couldn't even spell KKK. He clearly has been damned by God since birth. Don't waste your time with prayer. Holy Water is useless. Water and grease don't mix. I really could go on and on, for days. #PrayHeDoesNotFart
Chris Snyder here, here's a snickers. 🍫 You're not you when you're hungry
@@aaron4ism LOL@U Iwas with you on your first reply 100% because it seemed like your own thoughts. But this one is just weak. Wait a minute, are you Carlos Mencia? Come on Ned, how many times do you have to be called out for plagiarism before you give it up?
Chris Snyder do you know where a livestream for the wilder vs fury fight is!?!?? Let's set this aside and continue later lol
Going over the hobbies had me dying...omg 😂🤣
Everyone in the background absolutely dying, kills me every time. God I love this podcast!! Bert and Tom are 10/10.
“Bird watching is so pathetic. Oo role playing! We could get into that” lmao
I do t even listen, I just like! Love you both.
Following proto is my only hobby these days.
I like how the bert started asking to join a cult. Well he already has the kool-aid part down pat
Tommy should join the Latin Kings since he's Spanish or something.
And would do hits for the pure pleasure of seeing a man take his last breath
Or Santa Muerte.
Tom's already a Blood though. Suwuuu
@@skeletor79us The Santa Blanca cartel
They roasted so many of my hobbies 😭 😂
'Camping with the Bears' would be a great hobby and worthy of vids.
“Putting rocks on top of eachother” 💀 🤣
Did Bert say colty roasting when reading coffee roasting followed by Dwarfism when reading Dandyism.🤣🤣🤣
"Ceramics and Poetry? Why would they put those 2 together?" 😂😂😂
Im 24 never had a hobby & i think i just found my first one. Did not know “dandyism” was a thing but i love it
Donald Wilson so you’re 24 and just found out you’re gay?
“These are the dumbest fucking hobbies!! Ooo role playing”.
Kreicscher Kreischer Kreischer, its perfect for ya LMAOOOO
Uhh someone tell Bert being racist isn't a hobby....
It's a way of life for him.
If you get paid for it then it’s a job.
@@romatic if you love your job, you never work a day in your life
Oh but it's funny
And no I'm not being woke ironic. Please grow up.
I could see Bert on a lil car and that Turkish looking hat like a Shriner lmao
Grandpa said you should have 3 hobbies, one for your mind, one for your heart, and one for your pockets
1:46 It is obvious that Bert is from Florida lmao.
It's fun seeing him trying to think.
The top image for dandy was Syd Barrett the founder of Pink Floyd. (8:01)
Bert's Vodka has to be called "The Machine!"
You know you've got some dollars when you say the problem with car collecting is "space"
Tom: You know the problem with car collecting?
Me: Money....
Tom: Space
Me: oh, well I'll go fuck myself
this guys are sooo Hilarious HOLY SHT
Forest Gump : my legs are just fine & dandy thank you
I’m now an expert at “pocket pool” , “dwarfism” lol I’m trying that next
You know its good when the producers are laughing in the background
My dad smokes pot then goes bird watching lmao
Your dad sounds cool- see if he’ll take you with him
I'm not sure if Bert gets role playing and I love it and want to see more of it
We need Bert and Tom to play D&D with Bryan Callen as the DM.
A good hobby? Why don't you guys just go out glassin now and then?
4/4 strokes 💯👏🏻🕊👖
ok, what's glassing/glassin?
@@snickle1980 search Just Glassin
I appreciate how simple Bert's line of thinking is. There is no struggling to read the gentleman.
no he definitely struggles while reading. probably got befuddled by dr suess and gave up the hobby
Sometimes I feel like blue ban and the others have a tickle fest back there with all that giggling going on
Tom: What’s Stopping You? Bert: Just Death.
I do aquatics. fish, frogs, plants. having something that changes very little but requires some attention daily can help some peoples mind state.
I'm into aquascaping and I'm in the terrestrial invertabrate business. Add me.
Dwarfism is my favorite hobby, more of a passion really.
Ruining watches is the main reason Bert doesn’t shower anymore
Spray painting or music!! I've thought you would love both for sooo long
A secret society that can't keep a secret? I'm pretty sure you're talking about that club that keeps breaking their first two rules.
"Ordo Templi Orientals" 😂😂
The Klan in Alaska is an Attell joke lol
I had a job interview yesterday and was asked what my hobby was and I literally said “I mean, I work”
I always say "firearms enthusiast". Helps to weed out places and people I ultimately wouldn't want to work for, and I've never gotten a late paycheck... because of the implication...
@@nutbastard that you'll kill them? Lol
@@dougiebuckets1364 of course he wouldn't kill them. They're not in any danger... It's just the implication
Dandy Distillers on the Travel Channel
HA!-
Tom, “Birding us soo pathetic”.
20 seconds later: “ Role playing? I could get into that!”
"What are your hobbies, what do you do for fun?" ...can Tom be my hobby? 😏
“what’s stopping you”
“just death”
“Dandy Distilling” 🎉
Tom flexing with his on-the-spot pronunciation of Rosicrucians
I love the problem with car collecting to them is space. The problem with car collecting to me is definitely cash, if I have the cash I can come up with the space. 😆
I'm thinking about getting into motorcycles very seriously.
What's stopping you?
Just death.
As a hobby I go to hobby lobby and people watch. Glue sniffer or dedicated model plane builder?
My hobby is thinking up things I really would enjoy in life and then convincing myself it’s not worth pursuing. Hobbies suck
Ok, hypothetically bert joins a secret society responsible for pulling the strings in society. Imagine Brent with a bottle of titos and kool-aid, wearing a red hooded cult robe and laughing for no reason.
Did Bert just Charlottesville was in west Virginia?
Someone call an ambulance, this man just had a stroke
Bert, cooking??? dude, that's definitely a hobby of yours.
"how to distill alcohol"
Complete silence from both as the read more ... Next?
Fellowship! It's like joining a frat.
Bert. never stop being you.
The fanny pack is for his 120 oz Kool-Aids. He knew what he was doing.
Trackdays are awesome. Highly suggest it.
Keep on featherin
🕊🕊
Rest in proto, bud.
The amount of American adults who don't know the difference between western Virginia and West Virginia is absolutely astounding to me. When Tom read off West Virginia, Bert said "that's where Charlottesville was". No Bert, Charlottesville is in Virginia.
Plz do a one-off pod episode "2 Dandys 1 Palace"
Tom is the fucking bread king
I am going to pick up Dandyism
The V.W. can haul anything is why he collects. And the bus can take you anywhere in comfort
To think I was this close to inviting you both to my secret cubby house.
My sted dad is like 56 and he kayaks and he's got a cut ass 6 pack. He also keeps bees and chickens and all kinds of hobbies lol. I'm on Bert and Tom's side though I have few hobbies
Bert should definitely forget the fanny packs, and go all-in on the distilling! He could totally move bottles of small batch liquor as part of his merch... what fan wouldn't want to buy a bottle of "Bert's Booze"?!? Artisanal hooch, handcrafted by the Machine himself... that's a winning idea :-)
Does burt think there's flavoring in whiskey and thats why its brown?
it’s okay guys. we all had an entire quarantine to find a hobby and basically no one did
Bert, drinking is your hobby
Burt you’re the opposite of a “Dandy” it’s called a “Dumpy”🤣
YES YES YES
afraid to smoke his own weed, but he is all about drinking moonshine xD
Well this clip took a fuckin DARK turn… lol
these guys should play some D&D
9:40 Perfect Dandy
Hilarous 😂😂😂
Bert said he writes funny stuff all day... I wonder what he does with it?? It’s not in his act or on any of the podcasts he’s piggybacking on.
Ooh nice zinger
Bert, how about Wicca? Start collecting magic crystals and old books bound in human skin. etc.
He says 'I'm a man - I don't have any hobbies'. Meanwhile guys are way way way more prone to hobbies than the ladies. I'm around their age and very few women seem to ever have any hobbies (yakking on the phone and going out to dinner to yak and shopping with a friend to yak don't count) but I don't know a single guy that doesn't have one.
Ken Gaska that’s a really good point. They’re comedians though they don’t really do anything i can understand.
In general, guys get depressed when they don't have some occupation to keep busy with. Women are less vulnerable to that kind of thing; they'll usually find something to do regardless of the context. That's also why joblessness is often so much more soul-crushing for men than it is for women.
At least, that's my take.
@@dr.zoidberg8666 guys have also defined themselves as the primary breadwinner and linked it to their masculinity if they couldn't 'put food on the table'. Internal and external pressures.
@@KenGaska That may be part of it, but on the other hand, plenty of men are the stay at home parent & do well in that role (especially as long as they have some creative output like writing, for instance)
So I think it ends up being a more fundamental, biological thing -- rather than a social convention of "I define myself this way".
Something in men's brain chemistry just tortures them when they feel like they don't have some kind of purpose beyond their familial obligations.
@@dr.zoidberg8666 agreed but if you're a stay at home dad then you've already self selected as somebody who doesn't fall into the cavemen 'gotta provide' mentality. That kind of guy couldn't stay at home like that no matter how much their wife made. Men definitely tend to have certain characteristics more or less than women but within that there's all kinds of varieties in their natural born personality, how they were raised, testosterone levels, whatever.
Disc Golf!!!
I love watching this high and homeless
Working out would be a hobby literally anything is a hobby watching movies, video games
Jake hobbies for people with no talent whatsoever
So funny I swear to god 10 min ago I looks up hobbies for men hahaha
You can keep your cool aid in your fanny pack 🤣👌
I can smell the spit on burts mic the way he is weezin into it.
Who are you to doubt El Dandy!?
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