Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation (Vol. 14)
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SOURCE VIDEOS:
1. Wine Leak: / 1309430714627223553
2. Mattress @carla.trimble: www.tiktok.com...
3. Supermarket: • Stupid Man Jumping Ove...
4. Tire (ViralHog): • Tire Hits House at 65 ...
5. Cranes (ViralHog): • Julianabrug stort neer...
6. Basketball Beer Challenge (Jukin Media): www.jukinmedia...
7. Cranberry Juice Fail @paytonkimberly2 www.tiktok.com...
8. Stinking Bishop: / nicolelauren20
9. Champagne: / jq4nu8
10. Spider Eating Bird: / 1301475166728237058
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This is fair dinkum the hardest I've ever worked on merchandising ever: www.ozzymanshop.com/df2020
Hope you legends like the new designs and products and if ya order within the next few days I reckon we can get it to ya before Xmas. Australia Post just gave me some better international shipping rates (including better prices for Express). We're gonna fucken go pedal to the metal to get ya orders to ya. Xo
I'm too cheap and lazy to buy your merchandise Ozzyman....so I just got a plain white wife beater and wrote " DESTINATION F*CKED ' on it with a Sharpie....it seemed like the Aussie thing to do.
Always a good day when an Ozzy man video drops, #destinationfucked is my favorite getaway when I have to be back home soon.
What I would most like to see would be Ozzy man and Ozzy the weasel together. Ozzy the weasel is a fair dinkum cute asf legendary little bugger. Here's a look at him.
😄🖤 th-cam.com/video/d2CTVqt2wxU/w-d-xo.html
Good-oh! My cheque rolls in on the third, so I'll be buying then. No worries about Christmas rush, tho. I'll be with the rest of me friends...locked down in self-isolation, so Christmas is a Season, not a day! Cheers.
I just purchased a shirt you good looking bastard. Can’t wait for it to arrive mate
u forgot to put 2020 on that
The tire is kinda polite. It did hit the doorbell before lying down on the lawn smoking
Ya! At least it didn’t ding dong ditch 😂
“Excuse me, I’ve been in an accident, I wonder if you’d be able to help me? Sorry about the window.”
@@RainWelsh hope you don't mind if I smoke on ya lawn
Now we know what tire sex looks like.
@@bruceree1574 1. We called it something different as a kid in Texas. (Never call it that now).
2. Just noticed your name. Immediately made me think of Benny Hill. 😄
That half naked motorcyclist going full-throttle into the steel-tipped arrow fence made every atom in my body tense up.
it hurts for real
If you watch the original with audio. After the adrenaline runs out, he starts screaming uncontrollably for the rest of the video (a few minutes if I remember it correctly)
I do believe blood starts dripping out, obviously... And because he looks homeless and mad, very few people come to help. A dude runs to his aid eventually.
He ripped open half his bewby.
that was painful to watch...
He lost his old fella 😣
“Damages the front window then lays on the lawn smoking”
Sounds like my uncle
but it did Ring the door bell
@@Shadowdevilfox lol
I mean at least it didn't fuck the kids.
I had a great uncle like that. When he ran out of money, he'd raid everyone's bathroom for listerene and aftershave.
Hey Boika, I don't appreciate the shoutout mate! Ya, no, ya!! LOL
1:14 Ozzyman: "If we had wings, we would live much longer"
*Next shows bird getting eaten by a tarantula *
Spiders don't know limitations or fear.
It would’ve been funnier if that was the video right after and he was like, “ nah yeah nah, we’d be fucked!”
You're an English teacher aren't you...finding irony and shit. 🤣
Live "longer" - not forever.
Maybe the spider had wings, you dont know
SPIDER ALERT! BE WARNED THERE IS A LARGE SCARY SPIDER IN THS VIDEO.
I REPEAT: HORRIFYING SPIDER CONTENT
THANK YOU!!!
I SAW THIS WARNING TO LATE
Now you tell me. I’ll be awake all night now.
Time stamp please
Too late
Spider eating a bird: just a normal day in Australia.
Big ol NOPE
😱😱😱😱😱
I was hoping and praying it was an Aussie thing, because we have Trump here, in the States. But we also have Tarantulas. I'm still clinging to the slim hope that one that Epic is Down Under.
Nothing personal, but you guys seem to have a fair amount of insanely scary critters, that you handle well, and we have the entire Republican Party sucking up to Trump, plus his fan base to get rid of.
I came here to say this, but this fella beat me to it cos I had to fight to the death with a spider eating my foot.
that's a south american spider (Avicularia sp.). the bird was most likely fed to it when it was already dead.
I love how the girl who opens the mattress just disappears we don’t even see what happened to her lol
And she was using a kitchen knife..... wonder where that went.
I really hope she's okay, with that knife... That clip scared the sh*t out of me😨
She's miraculously fine , lucky sheila
Yeah opening that with a kitchen knife was a dumbass idea.
She had a great nights sleep.
This guy is the opposite of Daily dose of internet.
😂😂😂
Just as good though!
@@IIIRotor He is much, much better
@@manikandan_k Nope, not really. For you maybe, but that does not make him actually better...
@@IIIRotor Lol really, do you know how much work Ozzy man put in each video? You should check out behind the scenes video to get a clue. In DDOI, he only narrates what is actually happening. He just scour the internet to find interesting videos and post them. There really isn't much work. The videos speak for themselves.
Anyone else cringe majorly at moped guy trying to disembowel himself on a fence? Yikes!!
Local newsreport
www.omroepbrabant.nl/nieuws/3261257/scooterrijder-wil-geen-hulp-na-bizar-ongeluk-het-bloed-spoot-uit-zijn-voet
Autotranslated:
"Scooter driver does not want help after bizarre accident: 'the blood sprayed from his foot'
“No help! I don't want an ambulance, no police, nothing! "Shouted the man who hit the garden gate of a house in St. Willebrord on Tuesday with his scooter. He drove full speed over the sidewalk and lost control of the wheel. points of the garden gate, he cries out in pain, and the residents of the house are terrified."
....
"Shortly after the accident, the 33-year-old resident and her boyfriend found some strange things in their front yard. "There were scooter parts and three bags of white powder in the garden, probably drugs. The police also found no license plate. There was no insurance plate on that scooter. My car was covered in blood and there was also blood on the sidewalk."
No it’s not a cringy moment..... it’s an “auch moment”...
Theodor K It is quite literally the definition of a cringy moment.
First sign he had a problem was being over 11 on a moped.
I think he actually lost his dick. The original video is horrifying. Kinda chocked me that ozzyman actually tried to make it funny
Edit: I meant shocked*
As a bird i confirm that getting caught by spider is really My worst Fear.
That and flying into a window (or a bigger bird).
That's a condition called arachnophobia
#BirdsarenotReal
@@Varsocona 😢😢😢
discord.gg/ETDJ2VvC
_"Sheila in a Bikini, wanting to jump off something........"_ -Ozzy.
How many times?
I love how she still goes through the motions of jumping even though she’s already falling.
@@evilsharkey8954 lol it was beautiful.
Note to self: never watch ozzy man destination F'ked while eating.
I was having my breakfast and it was going smooth until the end 🤮
Or drinking...
Why not? Just put your cellphone in front of you and video yourself. Then send the vid to ozzy man.
Food chunks out the nose, hurts lol
Ooff! That motorcycle destination F... painful and expensive.
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there bro.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record TH-cam videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear mrms
Pucker factor = infinite
@@FranktheDachshund
Pml 👍😜😂😂
It had something to do with those pants lol
"What are you doing mate, you absolute turkey!" I laughed so hard
Now he’s stranded in destination fucked
Joke of the day:
Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
*why aren't you laughing then?*
I wanna see this kinda jokes every single day
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one asked the other, does this taste funny to you ?
As I'm reading these I spot to the right a video with a thumbnail showing the following:
A girl bworking a snowman
Snowman: Why did ya stop??
Girl: Brain freeze...
Dude skimming the fence is lucky his guts aren't splattered on the sidewalk. DAMN that looked like it hurt bad.
Hand and foot almost ripped off.
@Jam Man I want him to turn around so we can see the damage lol
Nothing much happened to him apart from the ripped duds and sore guts!
It did. This happened in the Netherlands and in the original vid you can hear him screaming in pain. It's on TH-cam somewhere, search for "Dutch biker enters world of hurt"
@@bag3lmonst3r72 Really? Thanks
"Look at the seagull, giving this situation the old yeah nah"
Look at this Seagull giving this situation the old yeah nah. Has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard. Genuinely couldn't stop laughing when I heard it. Never gets old. This guy's commentary is legendary. He's genuinely a once in a century.
Fun fact: Tarantulas are colloquially called "Vogelspinnen" in German, which translates to "bird spiders". And the clip does a good job explaining why.
Just curious..isn't your user name Polish?
Same in Danish, we call them "Fugleedderkopper":
"Fugle" -> Birds + "edderkop" -> Spider
Note: Edderkopper can also be translated Venomheads ("Edder" -> Adder/Venom + Kop -> Head )
@@acediadekay3793 kop = head? Eeeeeehhh
@@TikoyTV Well I was a little confused about that as well. According to the source I found on the internet, the name can either originale from a Kop (like a canister), Kop (like a Head), or Kop (being thick and bloated).
I personally went with the Head interpretation because it sounded simuler the German word Kopf (also meaning Head), but I apologize for not specifying that the last bit was a speculation on my part.
Sadly the source only list the possible name origins, so I don't know for sure.
Source: symbolleksikon.lex.dk/edderkop
@@karezaalonso7110 I have Polish ancestry, but I am German.
That first clip is a dead ringer for the elevator scene in ‘The Shining’.
The Shining, apart from a few scenes was a bit tripped out and overrated! Obviously, Jack Nicholson's acting was superb though!!
and Doctor Sleep
@@juliecook6057 I would say jack nicholson performance is the worst element of the shining
@@juliecook6057 No.
I died laughing when the tyre rings the housebell
The tire just screwed the house...that's why it's smoking on the lawn....
If it was a tyre it'd do fuck all damage because it was a wheel it was more damaging
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
My iPad went to destination fecked when I saw the spider...
I swear to god this destination F'D series is the best thing on the tube, wonderful just absolutely wonderful!
Can I just buy a ticket to Destination: F***ed? I'd like to arrive there without harm.
@King Yellowman LOL, noted.
You can try but it'd like be the equivalent of trying to survive a Final Destination movie. Destination F is inevitable.
Call for a hooker
Nah, it’s not that easy, but it wasn’t too bad for the Shiela in the bikini flipping off the boat. It could be worse though. A lot worse.
nah. You wouldn't like how they punch your ticket at the gate!
Q. What are "Destination f*cked videos"?
A. When you want to feel pain without actually getting hurt.
I feel like life is the tarantula, and I'm the bird
That bloke who hits the top of the fence is lucky he didn't get ripped up Or impaled.
cringeworthy enough.
Im sure both happened to some extent. Looked horrible 😬
I saw a bit more of that clip somewhere that showed why he was screaming and looking down his shorts
Yeah he tore a few new ones alright
If you watch the original with audio. After the adrenaline runs out, he starts screaming uncontrollably for the rest of the video (a few minutes if I remember it correctly)
I do believe blood starts dripping out, obviously... And because he looks homeless and mad, very few people come to help. A dude runs to his aid eventually.
Who else laughed their ass off at the seagull giving the situation the old “yeah nah”? 😂😂😂😂
🤣
The best line in the whole video
@@flyinpigmusic331 it really is. 😂
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 2:00
The jokes gotten old
What did the grape say when he got squished?
Oh nothing, he just let out a little wine.
was it a FERM squash like it had MENT to happen or was it just squishED.
*giggle*
Whine*
@@Tetris_Effect wine*
@mike davis is that for me or someone else cuz sorry covid is still around so no thx.
1:23 the crane knowing it's done gives the two finger salute
I saw that too!
Ozzy man is wrong if humans had wings humans would not live longer I'll give just 2 reason for this:
1= drunk flying tiktok videos
&
2= you seen the bird at the end with wings yeah totally f*cked on by a spider
Underrated
Anna K there are absolutely spiders that can kill and eat pray the size of humans, but the main point was wings don't = long life
😂
@Anna K 2...they will get wings too and grow
My wife’s wino friends would clean up that wine spill in record time:
In that case you have wives my friend do not single your self out of that relationship
@Alan Clark , men don't drink wine
@@timothyfarrand8407 😂
@Zer0 C00l You’re obviously not very bright, go get your GED and come back at me again 💋
@@ogs1mpson609 , at least someone got the joke.
That spider image was so disturbing it took my brain awhile to register what was really happening. 🤢
🤢
1.59...
Girl: "don't shoot in my mouth!"
Guy: "I won't!"😉
Oh baby once you've released the hounds they can't come back 🤣🤣
Who else watches those and thinks that's how she might really take it 😂
That face she makes 😆 like she got some in the eye lol
@@jenseninterceptors
Haha that got me kinda heated up 😂
Biggest lie in the world🤣🤣
"If humans hasmd wings they would live longer" lol, no chance in hell mate. Imagine all the drunk bastards flying around hitting shit and the others passing out and crashing to the ground. The world would be dead in a month.
Pretty sure he was being sarcastic about that tho
I lost it when you said he's okay but his bike needs a service 😂😂😂
Sometimes I look at these and wonder "how are these people not dead?"
Luck
Modern medicine? 😂
“Giving this situation the ole ‘yea nah’”
- Seagull, 2020
2:04 "make sure you don't finish in my mouth"
That bird being eaten is a powerful metaphor for 2020...
Too metaphorical for me head.
I don't get it.
I require the help and assistance of Captain Obvious.
Captain, are you here somewhere?
@@edmis90 You are the bird
@@ElCharvo
And who or what is the spider?
@@edmis90 Captain Obvious-good luck with this one !
Even though it looks like the birds head is inside of the spiders "mouth" and that the spider is going to swallow it whole, I doubt that is the case. I assume the spider is merely just holding it, the head of the bird isn't inside the spider. I don't think spiders can swallow anything this large, since they have a non-flexible exoskeleton. The bird is getting eaten at some point for sure though, so you comment is correct, I'm just writing while thinking, don't mind me.
Destination f*cked is every location that you encounter a Karen.
LOL.
Unfortunately for me, that is my given name. Also, because I am so not a Karen, I have been excommunicated from my family of origin/birth family. Yep, I am Destination Fucked.
My neighbor is a Karen so does it mean my life itself is now considered fucked?
@@carabiner7999 but yet you prove the point by crying about how you are not a Karen. You really are in destination F’d
@@portecrayon4083 Oh, my bad. Of course.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
That woman failing the backflip on the boat just became an honorary member of the Filipino high diving team 🇵🇭
*If we had we would live longer * yah nah... Most ppl would consider it as exercise & everyone would walk instead
Nothing better at 2am when trying to sleep than ‘DESTINATION F’.
that spider, it's the worst, really made me feel uncomfortable
Anyone who is wondering, the Tarantula in the last clip is an Avicularia, also known as a pink toe tarantula. They are native to South America and while it is possible for them to catch and eat birds, there is no way this tarantula caught a bird that size by itself :)
2:24 that dude lost his tool look at red car you can see it. Press F
Holy shit . . . it's on the ground a foot or so behind the front wheel.
@@Lugnut64052 wow ouch
I wonder what those people were thinking when their whole house shook with a loud bang and then the doorbell rings lmao.
If I remember right, the full video shows someone coming outside and just being confused as all hell and looking for the rest of the car.
*dude totals bullet bike**
Ozzyman: his bike needs a service
Me: dead
Ozzy man . Number one fan from Kenya.
You really makin it far good. 💪🇰🇪💯
I love you Aussie man been a major inspiration to me and you've always found a way to make me laugh in the darkest of times. So thank you
Thanks for ya message and keep being a legend!
Virtual learning in self isolation:😐
Phone flashes:😏
Ozzy man:😳
Destination F:😱
"a tire is about to change everything"
That's it, i'm done
The only thing I need in quarantine
This whole year has been a constant Destination F.
@@MartintheTinman really ?
@@MartintheTinman yeah there are like 5 with a tiny population. For most this year was horrible. Do you only think about yourself?
I just don't understand the drink on the ball bouncing trick thing... What are they trying to accomplish with this? It never ends well!
I always thought it would be nice to visit Australia. Then I see something like that spider eating a bird... I am guessing that isn't in the travel brochures.
Pretty sure tarantulas like that one are from South America
yeah nah that's a Goliath Bird-Eating Spider from South America, def not Australian
Its all the other kinds of deadly and poisonous spiders in Australia I worry about
And that's partly how New Zealand got so popular. Australia minus the deadly animals.
No Tarantulas in Australia, the funnel web spiders ate them all!
The spider made me want to die but everything else - Ace!
You know, we may be in the middle of a pandemic and the world fn sucks right now but at least we don't have to worry about spiders chewing our heads off.
Yet, but it is 2021
There never was a “pandemic “
At least that poor tyre had the decency to ring the doorbell.
@ArmchairWarrior Seriously? Bro look, atleast the tyre had the decency to ring the doorbell.
Wheel
I'm French and watching all this wine wasted on the ground is offending me xDDDD Hahaha great review as usual mate !
It's ok, it's not French wine😉
@@yakekaj I care for all wines ! Wines of the world, unite !
@@yakekaj probably not wine at all. more like cranberry juice. ive never seen wine kept in a silo
@@wook420 It'll be an Australian vineyard where they churn out vast quantities of low quality wine I suspect...
2:27 How the fak did that guy not get skewered?? He's a lucky bastard.
That yard took offence at old mate riding on the footpath and nearly stabbed him to death.
The photos of his hand/arm and foot/leg are fucking gruesome.
@@jarrodshipard
What Photos?
@@jarrodshipard
Where ?? No-one been able to find/see any gruesome vids/photos! Got any links or anything??
@@juliecook6057 someone posted them on a different thread here. I don't have Facebook so I can't see em
@@groowanderer I did, and I've posted them on this thread.
I like to think that the bird had a little hand grenade in its mouth, and just as the spider started eating the bird's face - as its last living act - the bird used its claw to pull the pin on the hand grenade, and the spider blew up like The Death Star.
Do my creative essay for me !
@@stradegy3338 😆
2:23
Imagine if that took a turn for the worst, and you had video of a guy being skewered like something out of Final Destination.
That last shot of the tarantula slowly eating the head off of the bird seems to be a fitting metaphor for 2020.
"stinking Bishop"
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
So that is nature recycling protein: 🕷spider munches 🐓chicken, spins 🕸web and make silk for Shiela 👙in neon bikini. I dont need a university. 🧠
As a t-shirt designer I'd probably bump the art on the shirt up about 2 inches. There's a lot of open space up there that could be closer the collar. Just sayin...
Moped fence guy lost his peepee in that accident. True story.
2:29 you can see him looking for it..... Djeeez brutal
Karma at work.
"Lost my junk while riding a moped" saddest story you'll ever hear
You sure? I’ve read the original news report, watched the full video and seen the photos of his foot and hand. Found nothing saying anything about his junk except people on TH-cam.
@@5hiftyL1v3a I've seen a slowd down clip of it circulated and you see a phallic shaped skin coloured bit in it shoot just past the car. Was sent to me via WhatsApp. Id hope to be wrong to be honest!
Oh my god, did the guy on the spike fence make it?
"you absolute turkey" almost broke my stomach lol😂😂😂
2:00 - When she looks up and says "in my mouth this time"
That first clip is a proper reference to 'The Shining' eh.
How so. The Shining is red rum not red wine.
2:24 holy F**k that would be painful there is no coming back
I thought his arm would be impaled on the sharp fence
@Benjamin Ale he did what now?!
@Benjamin Ale I most certainly will not and that dude most certainly can't. Jesus
Omfg that dude on the motorcycle falling onto that fence... how on Earth did he not get completely gutted like a fish?? That hurt to watch
The "seeing everything in slo-mo" during a crash had to really suck that time.
Yeah, he was not okay.
He was pretty beat up but apparently survived.
Probably already said but, the mattress..... "Good night's sleep guarantee....DEEEELIVERED and goodnight"
In Belgium a tarantula is called a 'vogelspin' which literally translates as 'birdspider,' seems appropriate... yeah nah, i had to skip that part haha
How dare this exist for 3 days without me realizing
Girl with knife cuts mattress, mattress hitsgurl in face... girl stands up with knife in forehead...
EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
Looks like it
“If we had wings we would live longer’. Then shows a bird being eaten by a spider.🤦🏼
"That is the worst fence in the neighborhood to land on" 😂😂😂😭💀
Imagine walking outside and looking at the damage on what the tyre caused then looking it on your camera footage, yikes.
It's called a wheel
@@MartintheTinman Same thing 👀
T-Shirt ad: What makes up an Ozzy Man smell?
Fosters, nappies, in-house T-shirt printer and snark.
I was hoping he was gonna say he rubs every one of them on his sweaty taint before shipment.
I was driving somewhere today and a guy on a motorcycle drove past in the opposite direction popping a wheelie and I remember thinking to myself "this is someone that's going to end up on an Ozzie Man video." And that was before I saw this video. It wasn't the same guy of course. But just funny the way it worked out.
Sometimes, no matter what you do, Destination F*cked will have its way with you.
@Trevor Nunya
That was really good mate! That seriously needs to be on OzzyMan T-shirts! I would buy it. Maybe you should email OzzyMan and see if he will use it?!?
Here I was thinking “hey, Ozzy Man hasn’t uploaded for a bit”, and then lo and behold; you upload.
Holy shit yes the guy on the fence it’s like giant saw teeth! How did we not see guts on the ground
I think the padding of the beer gut protected him
0:15 this looks like the first thing u would see when u enter hell
Tour Guide: And to your left you'll see the blood fountain!
After binge watching Ozzy for a while now, I reckon I'm fair dinken' familiar with Aussie slang.....ya wankers!
You're so familiar with the slang, You've spelled "dinkum" incorrectly.
@@youngdolo8 fair suck of the sav he had a bonza crack at it, unfortunately made a motza of it.
That scooter accident was brutal. I just watched the entire video of it and read the newspaper article on it and he was gushing from his left foot. He didn't want anyone calling 112, emergency number in Germany, because the scooter wasn't licensed, plated or insured. Among the scooter parts the police found 3 bags of white powder. Crazy. Dude is just wearing shorts and flip-flops. IMHO I think he got what he deserved.
From what i saw his balls seem to have lost its place.
What scooter...?
@@colton692 It happens. I don't know what happened. There's this video from the UK and he crashes into a wrought iron fence and just runs his upper torso along the sharp tops. He's not wearing a shirt either. It's one of the most brutal crashes I've seen.
@@colton692 it’s from one of the other destination f videos At the beginning of the playlist
Shirtless man hitting the fence got his testicles cut off on that crash. He walked it off then noticed his shorts ripped and started to scream. That's one big oof video.
Anyone got evidence one that? I keep hearing different stories - seen the photos of his foot and wrist, but nothing backing that up.
That tire got more bounce than Stephen Curry
I need an Ozzy Man t-shirt that says "Here's me face"
Damn that last clip was horrifying