The pole was probably like "Oldie bloke time to yeet off thee chair and create labor for me shop. Customers yeet off homes to income workshops! Chop Chop" 🤣
It's baffling to see three grown adults who don't realize a dropped pane of glass from the second story will break. They seriously thought it would bounce? Do they think they are living in a cartoon?
@jj I mean you could theoretically not shatter it. I didn't say that I'm going to do it. Doing it would be really stupid. Everytime I comment something, it is misunderstood lol. Maybe my english is so bad
How is it that she didn't know to turn the car on? Had she never been in a car before? It's clearly not an electric car (because it has a manual transmission), which can be tricky.
@@rssadlier You can hear the indicator going, so she probably just turned the electrics on and through nerves forgot to go the full way to stick the motor on. Or she forgot to put the clutch down when turning the key.
She should have noticed that there was no engine revs sound, when she is stepping on the gas, I hope she did not pass that test, to cause an accident the next day
@@Remas20007 it's surprising how many people are unaware of the engine and it sounds. I was once trying to teach someone to drive a manual transmission and she would often forget to engage the clutch. She would press on the throttle until the engine would be screaming at 5k+ rpms and she would hold it there asking why car isn't moving. All well sitting at full throttle. I'd kindly ask her to please let off the throttle so I can better hear her and she can hear me explain again what to do. She repeatedly did this oblivious to the racing engine. Or she did the opposite when she was coming to a stop and pressed in the clutch but didn't ease off the accelerator. The RPMs would go way up as she wondered what she is doing wrong. It's not uncommon for someone who has no inkling of the mechanics of a vehicle to understand what they are doing wrong or having trouble learning to properly operate it. When they finally get the point of passing the driving test they are generally very poor drivers and even worse when it comes to adverse conditions or accident avoidance. Things like black ice or hydroplaning, they have no idea how to handle it even if they can explain the process.
The first one is hilarious, a ladder would definitely be more trustworthy than his friend. The South American workshop, well it's obvious what he was doing the 2nd time. He was using his head to protect his foot!
I guarantee you that toe smash was painful beyond belief. I dropped a long pcv pipe on my toe when I was a kid and have never felt such pain. Big toenail turned black and peeled off… then to get hit on the head. Well, takes the mind off the foot pain, anyway! 😅
Blue shirt didn't even try to check the stability of that pole. But then again, if he continued to look at it, it probably wouldn't have moved. You know how it goes.
@@originalmicdrop Got some good traits that Mr Biden. Doesn't say nearly as much dumb stuff as his predecessor though so a let down in terms of facepalm comedy.
@@MarkJoseph81 My roof is made of slate, so I guess I am indeed living under rock. More than one though - it's a small house but not _that_ small. I'm unsure what I am supposed to be paying attention to - was it ??'s spelling? I enjoyed viewing traiter as a person of traits. Maybe it should be a person who bestows traits though, makes more sense.
I have a fan mounted onto a fulcrum (the base broke) with zip ties and it's wedged between the floor and the ceiling. Works great as long as I don't set it on oscillate.
Aw, the way Ziona softly says "Ooohh," when informed she needs to start the engine, then smiles and nods, "Ok, got it, now I understand" is just adorable.
Glass is actually quite a hard material. Problem is its internal structure, especially with sheet glass. When it lands on the edges, the internal structure can withstand impact quite well, as proven by the video. Only when the impact comes from the sides, the it shatters. Doesn't matter if there was a pavement slab. It would have shattered on the grass as well. Especially since it hit the ground with varying force across its surface. The parts near the bottom edge had only a small distance to go to hit the ground, since the edge was already on the grass. The opposite end swung down much harder. That caused stress across the surface, ergo the shattering. And this assumes a perfectly flat ground surface. Every little bump in the ground that stood a bit higher than the surrounding area would focus the impact force in a smaller point and that way increase the chance of breaking the glass. Even security glass can be shattered quite easily by using a pointy object like a pick.
@@mr.9thdoctor615yes. It would have stood a better chance if it had been Pyrex or borosilicate but even then any high point that it made first contact with that was stone or cement would have probably resulted the same since it was a flat sheet. Had it been concaved that would have greatly reduced the chance of shattering and would have given it a better chance of rolling across the stone or cement rather than all of its momentum being directed onto that 1 point of impact. Theoretically had the glass been perfectly flat and the hard surface it was landing on also been perfectly flat too it may have survived since the air cushion that would occur the moment before face to face impact would have slowed it. But then it would not have survived the initial hit on its edge only the following tilt face impact
@@mr.9thdoctor615The height of the pane's top edge, after the bottom was in the ground, is a survivable distance for glass to fall on grass. As long as the unevenness it lands on _is_ all resilient grass, no paving stone or other incompressible object.
Do you ever imagine how many times you've pulled somebody from a dark place with your videos? Through the years there's been many times for me. Thanks legend
When i saw that young girl, all i thought was, i wonder if she pulls out into traffic incorrectly and it was a real destination F'd. The fact that she was so 'distracted' by herself, that she didn't turn it on, kinda makes me sad. The instructor/Test admin (no clue what you call it) at least kept the smirk at an acceptable level. :D
They will be picking that glass up for years to come. I had a glass patio table flipped by strong winds behind my house and it was forever until we stopped finding pieces of glass in the grass.
3:00 "The car is still off..." Easy for us to laugh, but going back quite a few years I remember my driving instructors car was so quiet (and basically new/maintained, which is not what I was used to) I had to keep an eye on the tacho to check what the engine was doing. It will be even more of an issue for the current generation learning to drive hybrids/EVs. Well done the instructor for keeping a (nearly) straight face.
The driving instructor did have a little smirk there at the end..... Heh heh heh!!! Ziona, the car is still off... Ohhhhhh...... That ohhh... The sound of hopes & dreams, leaving her body....
Poor Ziona... She was so nervous she forgot to turn the car on, and now she feels like an idiot and will be SUPER-anxious about proving to the instructor that she's NOT an idiot, and that might make her overly-cautious, which can also get you dinged in a driver's test (I know from experience).
3 adults who pay taxes. Maintain cars, houses, and work for rent. Didn't have the common sense to think hey that pane of glass might not make the first story fall 😂
2:30 I am impressed that other parts of the world (outside the USA) are still teaching the newer generation how to drive a manual transmission. Less and less cars in the USA are coming with a manual option. I remember when the manual transmission was standard equipment.
The first three vehicles I drove as a kid were manual, but learning to shift left handed would take a few goes. I rented a car in England for a week, and I'm glad it was an automatic. The rural roads are very narrow, and people drive like they're in a rally race! I had such a great time there, didn't want to leave.
I would never have any automatic. They cost 10% to 20% more to buy. If your battery gives up so do you. Can't push start them. Lastly repair costs are 50% to 200% more. Even more laster, they are boring af to drive and make previously energetic vibrant people lazy sods.
Aw that poor girl taking the driving test lol. I was so nervous during my first attempt at my driving test that I failed before I even got out of the parking spot. I waited in line at the DMV for 3 hrs just to forget where the handbrake is because I panicked lol. Passed the second time, though!
"The car is still off"🤣🤣🤣 Guy had a much bigger heart than me man. I'd have just told her I failed her right there. Maybe even told her that I was gonna put a super secret license exam person's block on her ever getting a license. See how she does on the license exam while she's hysterically crying.
It’s incredible how dumb the glass idea was, and yet still how close they were to somehow pulling it off. If it landed and fell onto the grass instead of those rocks, it would have been fine
@@bradezzell7226 Maybe so. But driving a stick shift car in the endless N Virginia traffic would suck. If im not crawling on the highways, Im stopping every 200 yards at endless stoplights (which all seem to be timed so that you hit every single one down every stretch of road).
@beta_cygni I drove a Dodge Dakota manual when we were stationed at Fort Belvoir. My morning commute from Woodbridge where we lived to Belvoir was 7 miles. Depending on what time I left it would be 45 minutes to an hour and a half!! It was insane 😳
@@bradezzell7226 Lol. I feel your pain, dude. My ex & my kids only live 6 miles away. But it takes 30 min. There are no less than 14 stoplights along the route. And 3 of them have cycle times of over 4 min.
She's just nervous. For all we know it may be her first time driving in traffic with an instructor. I know lots of people who did dumb things the first few times they were sat behind the wheel.
I'm really worried about that first woman. The Darwin Awards is all very funny and wotnot but I don't want to inadvertantly witness someone's demise through stupidity or whatever.
To be fair. Even ICE modern cars are sometimes brutally silent and vibration-free and it must be hard to tell as an inexperienced driver if it is on or not.
Some good science to watch here. If you notice, the man was hit with the pole in left foot first but the left foot converted pole energy in to Kinetic energy by swinging itself. The right foot however absorbed all the force as it couldn’t swing(being on the ground) and hence was hurt more than left foot.
It makes me so happy to see people driving a manual :’) Beware, no one leaves space behind you at a stop on an incline, so if you don’t have hill assist and you’re still learning…. Good luck.
Had to feel sorry for the girl on the driving test. I was in my early 50's when cut-backs in public transport forced me to get my driving licence. I failed my first test, and then my driving instructor bought a new car with an electronic handbrake before I re-took my test a few weeks later. Oh my god, that electronic handbrake was pure evil. I never got the hang of it, and for a few minutes at the beginning of my re-test, I was wrestling unsuccessfully to release it. My examiner sat in calm silence while I was getting nearer to tears/hysterics/getting out and running away screaming. Anyway, when the thing finally released, my examiner seemed to carefully design a test with as little use of that wretched handbrake as possible. I was amazed when he said I passed. I asked him why - considering my difficulties. He said - are you getting a car with an electronic handbrake? I said no chance! He said: Thought not. Everything else you did was just fine. Just keep away from electronic handbrakes, eh?
From now on, whenever I'm explaining a story about something happening when I was just minding my own business with phone in hand, I will always explain it as I was jus sitting there, having a cheeky scroll. It's the only way I can see myself explaining it now.
I think the instructor was just composing and instruction that was simple enough. "Switch on the ignition" ? No "Turn the key" ? No "The car is off" Perfect
That first one got me. I hired this guy to help in my home remodel. We placed a beam, while I was fixing the beam on my side he decided there was no need for him to hold his side, the beam crashed down on my f'n head. "Oops!"
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The video of your Wearhouse mess and excellent packing and shipping process adds a new comedy dimension to the video.
Ozzie man, you’re fkn awesome. Your commentary has me laughing my ass off
Free shipping in aus only lol, manipulator reviews
omg your vids havent shown up for months
@@stevenosimpson Underrated! I laughed during the clip and then I laughed harder reading this :)
The place we are all terrified to go but love watching others visit.....
Los Angeles?
Florida, come on vacation leave on probation .
I see that TH-cam has officially managed to change the name of the show…great…
Surely that's just Australia?
Lol. Beautifully put.
I felt so bad for the old bloke when the pole hit him on his feet, but I couldn’t help burst out laughing when it him on the cranium 😂😂😂
I was actually thinking that that's what'll probably happen next ;-)
Insult to injury.
He's lucky if he gets out alive
The pole was probably like "Oldie bloke time to yeet off thee chair and create labor for me shop. Customers yeet off homes to income workshops! Chop Chop" 🤣
Once is a mistake but twice is deliberate 😂😂
Haha, the pole guys totally made my day. This is classic Frank Drebin „Naked Gun“ stuff. Just in reality.
Nailed it
Long live Detective Drebin aka Enrico Pallazzo
100% laurel and hardy couldn't replicate this
Or Johnny english 3
Wonderful reference. Leslie must NOT be forgotten!
Three stooges as well would have been so proud of those bumbling men..
It's baffling to see three grown adults who don't realize a dropped pane of glass from the second story will break. They seriously thought it would bounce? Do they think they are living in a cartoon?
Wyle e coyote did it once and missed the road runner
To be fair it did land intact, it was the hitting the paving slab that broke it.
@jj I mean you could theoretically not shatter it. I didn't say that I'm going to do it. Doing it would be really stupid. Everytime I comment something, it is misunderstood lol. Maybe my english is so bad
America in a nutshell.
What’s baffling is they actually made it this far in life..
The suppressed smirk on the driving instructors face after telling her is amazing
How is it that she didn't know to turn the car on? Had she never been in a car before? It's clearly not an electric car (because it has a manual transmission), which can be tricky.
@@rssadlier probably nervous for her test and jwas busy thinking of how to drive it she forgot she didn’t even turn it on
@@rssadlier You can hear the indicator going, so she probably just turned the electrics on and through nerves forgot to go the full way to stick the motor on. Or she forgot to put the clutch down when turning the key.
She should have noticed that there was no engine revs sound, when she is stepping on the gas, I hope she did not pass that test, to cause an accident the next day
@@Remas20007 it's surprising how many people are unaware of the engine and it sounds. I was once trying to teach someone to drive a manual transmission and she would often forget to engage the clutch. She would press on the throttle until the engine would be screaming at 5k+ rpms and she would hold it there asking why car isn't moving. All well sitting at full throttle. I'd kindly ask her to please let off the throttle so I can better hear her and she can hear me explain again what to do. She repeatedly did this oblivious to the racing engine. Or she did the opposite when she was coming to a stop and pressed in the clutch but didn't ease off the accelerator. The RPMs would go way up as she wondered what she is doing wrong.
It's not uncommon for someone who has no inkling of the mechanics of a vehicle to understand what they are doing wrong or having trouble learning to properly operate it. When they finally get the point of passing the driving test they are generally very poor drivers and even worse when it comes to adverse conditions or accident avoidance. Things like black ice or hydroplaning, they have no idea how to handle it even if they can explain the process.
The first one is hilarious, a ladder would definitely be more trustworthy than his friend.
The South American workshop, well it's obvious what he was doing the 2nd time. He was using his head to protect his foot!
it was a female
@@josephberrie9550 THANKS JOE!!! GOOD THING YOURE HERE TO CLEAR THAT UP!!👏👏👏
@@josephberrie9550 They both were.
@@jessiebrader2926 You're all wrong you have to track them down and check their pronouns before commenting
@@will4may175 And genitals, if you're a right wing American
Feel bad for the old guy getting hit twice and almost dying but even I almost died laughing twice because of it😂😂😂
That was the best
Now with broken foot and concussion
It was like watching the 3 stooges.
I guarantee you that toe smash was painful beyond belief. I dropped a long pcv pipe on my toe when I was a kid and have never felt such pain. Big toenail turned black and peeled off… then to get hit on the head. Well, takes the mind off the foot pain, anyway! 😅
Blue shirt didn't even try to check the stability of that pole. But then again, if he continued to look at it, it probably wouldn't have moved. You know how it goes.
Very true
" the car is still off" he said with a totally straight face. I spit my coffee all over my phone. Hilarious
Don't wanna be playing poker with this guy
I'm glad that's what ended up happening because I thought for sure that she was going to swerve into traffic and hit something.
@@josephbassey1501 He would clean me out, then win my car.
Probably sees it all the time.
Wouldn't have that problem with my car got a straight though pipe 3.5 inch with only one centre box like king Kong's di*k
The absence of brains brings joy to my eyes! 😄🇬🇧
@@originalmicdrop Learn to spell
@@originalmicdrop Hate those treiters. Always skulking about, stealing people's pants and pooping in cupboards. I use a treiter spray myself.
@@originalmicdrop Got some good traits that Mr Biden. Doesn't say nearly as much dumb stuff as his predecessor though so a let down in terms of facepalm comedy.
@asharak84 You're clearly not paying close attention and/or living under a rock.
@@MarkJoseph81 My roof is made of slate, so I guess I am indeed living under rock. More than one though - it's a small house but not _that_ small. I'm unsure what I am supposed to be paying attention to - was it ??'s spelling? I enjoyed viewing traiter as a person of traits. Maybe it should be a person who bestows traits though, makes more sense.
Gotta admire that bloke for coming up with such a creative way to spill beer down the front of his shirt. Any old boozer can do it the easy way.
I just figured thats how hipsters enjoyed their craft beers haha
The things people do to try to make alcohol, the shittest drug, fun
The only thing alcohol is that other drugs aren't is government approved
Video Lesson ::
Never trust a friend, use a ladder.
Never waste a tasty beer.
Never trust fulcrum.
And never doubt Ozzy Man's commentary.
And never kiss arse at the end of the comment in hopes of getting a ❤️ when you've had a relatively good start.
Also: TURN ON THE DAMN CAR BEFORE YOU START IT!
I have a fan mounted onto a fulcrum (the base broke) with zip ties and it's wedged between the floor and the ceiling. Works great as long as I don't set it on oscillate.
@@kashmir6672 Genius, I salute you sir
And never go to medieval torture museum in prague, that place sucks
Woman instantly turned into jackie stallone before she lost an eyelash 🤣🤣
😂
Holy shit, great comment! 😆😆
That is 1 scary face on saran plastic wrap. Seriously, had it been dark at night, I would have pissed in my pants while running away
Bwahahahaaaa
That was a classic comment , I'm dying 🤣 😂
Please do a _destination unknown_ compilation where we can guess if it goes to perfect or F-ed.
Aw, the way Ziona softly says "Ooohh," when informed she needs to start the engine, then smiles and nods, "Ok, got it, now I understand" is just adorable.
beyond creepy comment.
@@josephdominic9305 ??? Whatever, weirdo...
You're both part of this awkward interaction
I know right. It's heart melting adorable 🥰
1:57 this has to be a double whammy when in Destination F'd 🤣
Ah yes the rubbery bouncy qualities present in large panes of glass. Surprised it didn’t smash into a million pieces as soon as it hit the ground.
It probably would have survived if it wasent for the stone paths being assaulted by the glass panel
Glass is actually quite a hard material. Problem is its internal structure, especially with sheet glass. When it lands on the edges, the internal structure can withstand impact quite well, as proven by the video. Only when the impact comes from the sides, the it shatters. Doesn't matter if there was a pavement slab. It would have shattered on the grass as well.
Especially since it hit the ground with varying force across its surface. The parts near the bottom edge had only a small distance to go to hit the ground, since the edge was already on the grass. The opposite end swung down much harder. That caused stress across the surface, ergo the shattering.
And this assumes a perfectly flat ground surface. Every little bump in the ground that stood a bit higher than the surrounding area would focus the impact force in a smaller point and that way increase the chance of breaking the glass. Even security glass can be shattered quite easily by using a pointy object like a pick.
@@mr.9thdoctor615yes. It would have stood a better chance if it had been Pyrex or borosilicate but even then any high point that it made first contact with that was stone or cement would have probably resulted the same since it was a flat sheet. Had it been concaved that would have greatly reduced the chance of shattering and would have given it a better chance of rolling across the stone or cement rather than all of its momentum being directed onto that 1 point of impact. Theoretically had the glass been perfectly flat and the hard surface it was landing on also been perfectly flat too it may have survived since the air cushion that would occur the moment before face to face impact would have slowed it. But then it would not have survived the initial hit on its edge only the following tilt face impact
@@mr.9thdoctor615The height of the pane's top edge, after the bottom was in the ground, is a survivable distance for glass to fall on grass. As long as the unevenness it lands on _is_ all resilient grass, no paving stone or other incompressible object.
A phrase every one should learn is, "I'll be much happier later if I'm not here now". Learn it, live it.
Do you ever imagine how many times you've pulled somebody from a dark place with your videos? Through the years there's been many times for me. Thanks legend
Honestly, this man has a talent. I've been depressed at times and his commentaries (laughter) have been the best medicine.
Probably more than'll admit it.
I've always said laughter is the key to good mental health.
I discovered him right at the beginning of the first lockdown. It was the perfect time when I really needed it.
0:53 the way her face continued forward in the plastic even after the initial hit 😂
My favourite bit of all. Thanks for another Destination F'd, OzzyMan! You rock!
1:56 the dude getting hit a SECOND time absolutely murdered me lmaoooooo
When i saw that young girl, all i thought was, i wonder if she pulls out into traffic incorrectly and it was a real destination F'd.
The fact that she was so 'distracted' by herself, that she didn't turn it on, kinda makes me sad.
The instructor/Test admin (no clue what you call it) at least kept the smirk at an acceptable level. :D
They will be picking that glass up for years to come. I had a glass patio table flipped by strong winds behind my house and it was forever until we stopped finding pieces of glass in the grass.
Looking at those irresponsible idiots, they probably would just leave everything there
1:20 Those guys in the workshop remind me of the Three Stooges!
I was worried the beer glass would fall out of that contraption and chip out most of his lower teeth.
That was my thought as well, he had very little lateral control
I feel like that was a good inalugy for me trying to learn to control my drinking. Just ain't gonna happen. 490 days sober today lol
I was like surely he wouldn’t put the pole up again while the guy is still sitting in the same chair
Needed this. Having a rough day. Thank you Ozzyman! Hope you’re enjoying the Australian summer!
Pole guy is clearly going somewhere in life.
He's got the right attitude.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again 😂
he is lucky he made it to that age with co-workers like that. You got to see it to believe it 🤪
Aw. Lmao the car is still off. I died. Poor thing lol
3:00 "The car is still off..." Easy for us to laugh, but going back quite a few years I remember my driving instructors car was so quiet (and basically new/maintained, which is not what I was used to) I had to keep an eye on the tacho to check what the engine was doing. It will be even more of an issue for the current generation learning to drive hybrids/EVs. Well done the instructor for keeping a (nearly) straight face.
Had the same problem with my instructors car. And my thoughts entirely re' the current generation and super-quiet EV cars.
2:55 I knew the car was off, but the disappointed "ohh" cracked me up good.
The driving instructor did have a little smirk there at the end..... Heh heh heh!!!
Ziona, the car is still off...
Ohhhhhh......
That ohhh... The sound of hopes & dreams, leaving her body....
Fulcrum guy is equivalent to today's entire work force! God help us all.
2:27 watch the edge of the instructor's mouth very closely for the only time he didn't keep his pokerface. What a legend.
Poor Ziona... She was so nervous she forgot to turn the car on, and now she feels like an idiot and will be SUPER-anxious about proving to the instructor that she's NOT an idiot, and that might make her overly-cautious, which can also get you dinged in a driver's test (I know from experience).
She has PTSD now. SUPER sad.
I thought the same thing 😅 I been there
why do you people continue to multiply!
@@sentryogmixmaster so... what? Everyone is automatically supposed to know how to do everything perfectly right off the bat?
@@sentryogmixmaster Wtf?
3 adults who pay taxes. Maintain cars, houses, and work for rent. Didn't have the common sense to think hey that pane of glass might not make the first story fall 😂
2:30 I am impressed that other parts of the world (outside the USA) are still teaching the newer generation how to drive a manual transmission. Less and less cars in the USA are coming with a manual option. I remember when the manual transmission was standard equipment.
In the UK manual transmission is the standard; it's only in the last few years we've started to see more automatics on the roads.
In the UK horse carriages is the standard; it's only in the last few years we've started to see more automobiles on the roads.
The first three vehicles I drove as a kid were manual, but learning to shift left handed would take a few goes. I rented a car in England for a week, and I'm glad it was an automatic. The rural roads are very narrow, and people drive like they're in a rally race! I had such a great time there, didn't want to leave.
Im my country manual is still the most common so I learned that a year ago too.
I would never have any automatic. They cost 10% to 20% more to buy. If your battery gives up so do you. Can't push start them. Lastly repair costs are 50% to 200% more. Even more laster, they are boring af to drive and make previously energetic vibrant people lazy sods.
As an Aussie the second one was especially triggering please no one ever hog tie me and wave an ice cold frothy in front of me I'LL GO MAD!!!
Aw that poor girl taking the driving test lol. I was so nervous during my first attempt at my driving test that I failed before I even got out of the parking spot. I waited in line at the DMV for 3 hrs just to forget where the handbrake is because I panicked lol. Passed the second time, though!
I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the guy in the garage, first a knackered foot, then concussion! 🤕
And he couldn't remember how he got either of them
"No shipping fee February" is something all companies should do 👍 and yes, the beer marionette thing is heartbreaking 😢
Aww Ziona just reminded me how dumb my own brain can be sometimes
I hope the people who decided to throw a glass pane from two stories high will enjoy never being able to walk on their lawn barefoot ever again
How so? Just get a hoover for the small bits😊
i love how happy the beer guy looks
The driving instructor must be one of the toughest jobs in the list beside hospitality
That saran wrap one . . . it's like a Mrs. Potato Head crime scene . . . 🤣🤣
The goofy workshop owner from Brazil is now famous!!!
Crazy to think that Ozzy Man was just another cheeky bloke on the internet and now he's got t-shirts and stuff. Amazing how far he's come
Half her face was left on that cling film,😅
She was a good sport about it, though
"The car is still off"🤣🤣🤣 Guy had a much bigger heart than me man. I'd have just told her I failed her right there. Maybe even told her that I was gonna put a super secret license exam person's block on her ever getting a license. See how she does on the license exam while she's hysterically crying.
I feel so bad having laughed at ladder guy stunt man.
That must have hurt.
That guy landed head first to the ground... RIP thinning out the population
@@lucky889s9 guy? it's a woman!
What silly sod relies on.a friend.for a boost when the situation clearly calls for a ladder? I think the problem was very much self-made.
I'd say she was old enough to know better.
I rarely, actually, LOL at these types of videos, but you got me with this one! Well done!
This is why I drink drive
0:53. Instant Kimberly Guilfoyle face. Destination F'd indeed.
Bless Ziona's heart! Kudos to that instructor! I could never have the zen-like calm he shows while Ziona is behind the wheel! 😱🤣
Whenever I’m having a really crappy day, I go back and re-watch your videos! Thanks for the chuckle😂
100% Certain, Ziona is going to make a great driver. So don't take the piss guys. Cmon !!
With her level of awareness I reckon we're going to see her again - in a lot of dashcam videos !
02:54 I know I don't want to play poker against that driving instructor.
As someone that has lost his front tooth twice on glass cups that made me sweat a little hahah
How and why did you do it twice?
@@reknakfarg7252 First was a friend accidentally bumping into my arm mid sip. Second basically the same but it was my daughter.
It’s incredible how dumb the glass idea was, and yet still how close they were to somehow pulling it off. If it landed and fell onto the grass instead of those rocks, it would have been fine
Some of these trips to destination f’d just seem so obvious from the very start! Like, what did you think was gonna happen?
The guy with the beer put seats from the AIRPORT in his backyard! He deserves this hellscape.
That's alcohol abuse!
1:18 That guy in the garage… hiring him was like losing three good men. 🤦😂
Props to the girl for learning to drive a stick, she will get there. I can't say I did much better at first.
Amen. They're honestly so much more fun than an automatic. Sadly they're becoming almost impossible to find at US auto dealerships.
In denmark, it is still mandatory to drive stick, when aquiring your license. :D
@@bradezzell7226 Maybe so. But driving a stick shift car in the endless N Virginia traffic would suck. If im not crawling on the highways, Im stopping every 200 yards at endless stoplights (which all seem to be timed so that you hit every single one down every stretch of road).
@beta_cygni I drove a Dodge Dakota manual when we were stationed at Fort Belvoir. My morning commute from Woodbridge where we lived to Belvoir was 7 miles. Depending on what time I left it would be 45 minutes to an hour and a half!! It was insane 😳
@@bradezzell7226 Lol. I feel your pain, dude. My ex & my kids only live 6 miles away. But it takes 30 min. There are no less than 14 stoplights along the route. And 3 of them have cycle times of over 4 min.
1:16 this is where the fun started 😂
This is why driving in the UK these days always feels like embarking on a voyage into destination F'd, too many people on the roads have no clue.
Yup. British education is teaching people NOT to think before they act.
Exactly, doesn't help that non natives are helping non natives to pass.
Well this is how you develop a driving skill by learning. This comment makes no sense, she is still a learner.
She's just nervous. For all we know it may be her first time driving in traffic with an instructor. I know lots of people who did dumb things the first few times they were sat behind the wheel.
Died when the sheela lost her face on the clear wrap.
I'm really worried about that first woman. The Darwin Awards is all very funny and wotnot but I don't want to inadvertantly witness someone's demise through stupidity or whatever.
Yeah, I feel like there is no possibility whatsoever that she came out of that unscathed
Population control.
@@kashmir6672 Ideally that should happen pre-birth otherwise it's just murder, or if it gets big enough, genocide.
@@PaulMcCaffreyfmac Oh, come on. Stupid is as stupid does. That's all I'm saying.
Broken bones or a headache at least!
The medieval beer device is arguably the first example of alcohol abuse, plain and simple!
The lady with the face planted on that plastic lost 10 kg after the loss of the makeup.
" all you can drink " the guy with swinging beer is hilarious LOL!!!. PEACE.
To be fair. Even ICE modern cars are sometimes brutally silent and vibration-free and it must be hard to tell as an inexperienced driver if it is on or not.
The beer stunt failure raises my Cenosillicaphobia to dangerous levels. Stop it !!!!
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The idiots in blue hurting their boss with the pole reminded me of the knife scene in Kung Fu Hustle 😂😂😂
Some good science to watch here. If you notice, the man was hit with the pole in left foot first but the left foot converted pole energy in to Kinetic energy by swinging itself. The right foot however absorbed all the force as it couldn’t swing(being on the ground) and hence was hurt more than left foot.
It makes me so happy to see people driving a manual :’)
Beware, no one leaves space behind you at a stop on an incline, so if you don’t have hill assist and you’re still learning…. Good luck.
😂😂That cling film instantly turned her in to a Klingon 😂😂
1:24 this is some three stooges level of comedy lol
Had to feel sorry for the girl on the driving test.
I was in my early 50's when cut-backs in public transport forced me to get my driving licence. I failed my first test, and then my driving instructor bought a new car with an electronic handbrake before I re-took my test a few weeks later.
Oh my god, that electronic handbrake was pure evil. I never got the hang of it, and for a few minutes at the beginning of my re-test, I was wrestling unsuccessfully to release it. My examiner sat in calm silence while I was getting nearer to tears/hysterics/getting out and running away screaming.
Anyway, when the thing finally released, my examiner seemed to carefully design a test with as little use of that wretched handbrake as possible.
I was amazed when he said I passed. I asked him why - considering my difficulties. He said - are you getting a car with an electronic handbrake? I said no chance! He said: Thought not. Everything else you did was just fine. Just keep away from electronic handbrakes, eh?
You did better than my ex, she crashed the car on her first two tests.
All of the footages were funny but the woman leaving her face on the Saran Wrap... LMAO! The slo-mo & zoom in made it even more hilarious!
1:59 thats a fair dinkum double whammy! 💀🤣
How in the world could the pole guy be so careless the second time?
From now on, whenever I'm explaining a story about something happening when I was just minding my own business with phone in hand, I will always explain it as I was jus sitting there, having a cheeky scroll. It's the only way I can see myself explaining it now.
If I had forgotten to turn the car on at that age I would have laughed so hard I would've had tears running down my face.
While your free labour friends will do. She doesn't even have anything to do 😂😂😂
"Okay, ah Ziona, the car's still off." 😆
OMG the guy getting hit with the pole twice is the funniest 🤣 😂 😆. Thanks Oz man your the best 👌 👍
The pole is strait out of a Three Stooges skit and needs added sound effects. The spilled gherkins mishap was something I'd never seen before. LOL!
I think the instructor was just composing and instruction that was simple enough. "Switch on the ignition" ? No "Turn the key" ? No "The car is off" Perfect
Omg when the pole fell the second time. 🤣 I laughed so fucking hard I scared my cat out of the room.
Is that Gus Johnson at 3:16🤣
The pickles😂
The battle for the glass of beer made me so tired. Gonna poor myself a cold one and make sure to drink it without any hassle.
That first one - didn’t even look back. What a dodgy mate 😂
That first one got me. I hired this guy to help in my home remodel. We placed a beam, while I was fixing the beam on my side he decided there was no need for him to hold his side, the beam crashed down on my f'n head. "Oops!"
1:52 this guy a villain