Literal Drinks (feat. Crabstickz)

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  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14168

    "Give me a horse mask"
    "That's just the recurring gag again"
    This is why Tom is one of the best comedians

    • @bucketofknives9955
      @bucketofknives9955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      oh my god i just got the deeper meaning of that

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I love the “give me a drink, bartender reference “

    • @darkwolfcz434
      @darkwolfcz434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      6 years. And I never realised that

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@dat1fox421 one of the jokes that's in a lot of Tom's videos is someone in a horse mask saying "I love it"

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Zero Infinity I've explained it in my previous comment. is there something I'm not getting?

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14351

    What happens when a perpetual motion hits a stiff drink?

    • @grabern
      @grabern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      XD

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

      They form an impossible question...
      It is good honestly. Just don't drink it with deep thought.

    • @juniperthepotato7848
      @juniperthepotato7848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      The perpetual motion jumps over any drink in its way

    • @Kwasmo
      @Kwasmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      BOOOOM!

    • @mushman3744
      @mushman3744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      The stiff drink moves as it is stiff not unmovable

  • @die-brot-frau
    @die-brot-frau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5772

    That "Platonic Relationship" looks really good!

    • @hallofgames3398
      @hallofgames3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sly move

    • @elangche
      @elangche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I've had too many.

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I fancy the 'five minutes to think about it'
      Edit:Tbh the 'get over it' looks pretty good too

    • @scottguthrie7968
      @scottguthrie7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So does sex on the beach

    • @hallofgames3398
      @hallofgames3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah that is a little too hard for me

  • @insertasadfacehere
    @insertasadfacehere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3563

    fun fact: chris says "te he querido desde siempre", that translates to "i have always loved you". oddly enough, in spanish countries, this is more used in any kind of relationship but a romantic one.
    *_so chris friendly asked tom to have sex with him._*

    • @GaleGrim
      @GaleGrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      os... like "Hey fam I love you, we should bang." but in spanish

    • @Idk-wd2mk
      @Idk-wd2mk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I’m not sure how I feel about this

    • @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd
      @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      can't find a comment with an accurate translation...
      "i have always loved you, Tom. i would like you to have s with me".
      that's it

    • @max_garcia
      @max_garcia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Querido translates better to appreciated than to loved… even if apreciado is the direct translation of appreciated (says a Mexican aka. Me)

    • @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd
      @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@max_garcia what.? quierido means love. it doesn't mean appreciated. no idea what you are on about but there's no denying that this means love or desire in this context.

  • @philipauken5391
    @philipauken5391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10840

    "Can I have the horse mask please?"
    "Nope, that's just the reoccuring gag again." Genius!

    • @thestormwizard6447
      @thestormwizard6447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Comedy comes in threes!!!

    • @lizzie6351
      @lizzie6351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Am I the only one who doesn't get it

    • @thestormwizard6447
      @thestormwizard6447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      @@lizzie6351 the drink is called a reoccurring gag and the reoccurring gag is that he keeps drinking it despite how disgusting it is. The horse mask is Tom's own reoccurring gag in his own sketches so the drink is the same.

    • @Footwater
      @Footwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I just got it holy crap

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i love it!

  • @trumangraham2602
    @trumangraham2602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3755

    "Can I at least get you one more drink?"
    Are you just gonna completely ignore the PILE OF DRINKS right next to you?

    • @YeetTheSlavs
      @YeetTheSlavs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yup like the cheers themd

    • @anderto4
      @anderto4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      congrats on 1k likes now

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When you have a pile whats the harm in having one more?

    • @phlippedfilosophy9047
      @phlippedfilosophy9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dr.bright6272 “sex on the beach”

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom want a normal one so...

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3842

    A bar I went to had Sex on the Beach without alcohol, it was called Just Holding Hands on the Beach.

    • @MetricDingo
      @MetricDingo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      You sir, are a scholar amongst men.

    • @pj2k432
      @pj2k432 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I respect you

    • @ShiftyMcGoggles
      @ShiftyMcGoggles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      3 more thumbs and thats it.

    • @Todarain
      @Todarain 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ShiftyMcGoggles More like 129 thumbs up.

    • @ShiftyMcGoggles
      @ShiftyMcGoggles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Green Diaper it was 3 when I posted.

  • @oppositeofbatman
    @oppositeofbatman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7675

    “Can I at least have a Reluctant Compromise?”
    “Is diet ok?”
    “FINE!”
    This is a gem

    • @aedankellogg7568
      @aedankellogg7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Demon begone

    • @Insaneinkling1
      @Insaneinkling1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Satan I would like to sell my soul for three avacodos

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn't get it

    • @AntProxy
      @AntProxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Insaneinkling1 WAIT! You could probably get four

    • @Insaneinkling1
      @Insaneinkling1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AntProxy do you think my soul is valuable enough for five?

  • @PhoeniksStorm
    @PhoeniksStorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4242

    "An obscure reference"
    *Cheers music starts playing
    Yes that's totally an Obscure reference

    • @savkat1033
      @savkat1033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And he said cheers

    • @jaywagoner172
      @jaywagoner172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Holy shit I didn’t get that at first I loved that show

    • @daddyp44
      @daddyp44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      🎵WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME🎵

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its only for us Old people that watched Nickelodeon after bedtime. O.o

    • @zeroken9743
      @zeroken9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I recognized that from villian pub and thought it fit great

  • @simona5001
    @simona5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10599

    Me: *doesn't understand Spanish and turns on subtittles*
    Subtittles: _[Chris speaking in Spanish]_
    *Speech 100*

    • @scalpingsnake
      @scalpingsnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      I never get this logic. The whole point of subtitles is to show what they are saying in words, if when they speak in another language and they want you to know what they are saying then there will be subtitles as part of the video itself. Turning on subtitles won't mean you get to understand a language you don't speak because that's not what they are for.

    • @magnanereseres5048
      @magnanereseres5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      In that part chris says that he always wanted to have sex with tom, I don't know if you still want to know what it says but I hope It was helpfull

    • @simona5001
      @simona5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@magnanereseres5048 hahaha thanks a lot:)

    • @Jerkoi-bg1jw
      @Jerkoi-bg1jw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      you spelled speech wrong but okay

    • @simona5001
      @simona5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Jerkoi-bg1jw oh shit, sorry. I fixed it now.

  • @lindee8224
    @lindee8224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3677

    I swear to god, this script is the most genius thing I've ever seen

    • @proto303
      @proto303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lynn E the PIGMY STALLION

    • @superguygarcia6933
      @superguygarcia6933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is so gay

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TomSka is the best thing to happen to humankind.

    • @timwagter5222
      @timwagter5222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lynn E Exactly! When things are taken literally, that's what I call comedy!

    • @rainbowsweetcake3846
      @rainbowsweetcake3846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      super guy Garcia just how it all should be

  • @JackLe1127
    @JackLe1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11400

    I like how the "Recurring Gag" has 2 meanings

    • @ceddyd
      @ceddyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Oh my god that’s meta!

    • @CJDrewlan
      @CJDrewlan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Must be a coincidence

    • @ProGoinggo202
      @ProGoinggo202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      Makes sense. The horse mask is a recurring gag after all. It appears in a bunch of videos

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Remyria interesting

    • @lucascur9310
      @lucascur9310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      One is piss

  • @Heartman77
    @Heartman77 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8162

    There should be a Literal Drinks 2

    • @BleebusDeebus
      @BleebusDeebus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      100%!

    • @BubblegumDog_
      @BubblegumDog_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Deadman99900 YES

    • @Ulandos
      @Ulandos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Deadman99900 A settlement is in need of your help!

    • @moontaetaee
      @moontaetaee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there should be

    • @sushichanel6868
      @sushichanel6868 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yaaaaasss

  • @rabbit8076
    @rabbit8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    it has taken me. Six years to get the full extent of the reoccurring gag joke. but... i finally get it

    • @d3c3pticonnor8
      @d3c3pticonnor8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What the joke

    • @feliperuiz4884
      @feliperuiz4884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@d3c3pticonnor8 that it's a reoccurring gag
      Your welcome 😌

    • @d3c3pticonnor8
      @d3c3pticonnor8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@feliperuiz4884 what does that mean.

    • @parzival8160
      @parzival8160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@d3c3pticonnor8 gag is when you triyng to spit
      And is recurring

    • @samakafrisco1759
      @samakafrisco1759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here.

  • @kingstaze9696
    @kingstaze9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2859

    "I just had a pygmy stallion, my throat's a little hoarse."
    Perfection.

    • @niemilosz
      @niemilosz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it is one of the most clever jokes I've ever heard

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is it?

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@maxter0842 pygmy means small and stallion is a horse.

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sloppy Phart thank you I get it now and it’s Hilarious

    • @Funhaus_Fr34k
      @Funhaus_Fr34k 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      frfr

  • @sophia-bt2sz
    @sophia-bt2sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    The fact that the bartender silently gave him the "sex on the beach" without him having to order it... like he knew what to do.

    • @Benusr
      @Benusr ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The bartender had given them "an amnesia" before, so now he knows what he's meant to do...

  • @konecnysnerd7004
    @konecnysnerd7004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    Does anyone else love the way he says "stop drinking it!"

    • @timwagter5222
      @timwagter5222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I also love the way the bartender said "are you guys gonna drink…ANY of these?"

    • @CobraPlaysGames
      @CobraPlaysGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just Another Artist yea. We all got it

    • @kasdoesntdomuch
      @kasdoesntdomuch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Just Another Artist WAIT REALLY? I LITERALLY JUST GOT THAT WTF

  • @argon7624
    @argon7624 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3090

    I once drank a glass of perpetual motion, but it went straight through me

    • @atwest3240
      @atwest3240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      XD good job, that was actually pretty good

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thank you

    • @omaisho
      @omaisho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OOOOOOOOOOHHHH

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Science

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bitch

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6913

    This sketch was fantastic. Awesome work.

  • @Nightloid
    @Nightloid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    "I can't see a future without you so-"
    "Sorry we're all out of those"
    I can see there has either been a lot of break-ups/couples in that pub.

    • @TheTallnose
      @TheTallnose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It' s because he says 'he can't see it'; the bartender tells him they don't have it. Hence why he can't see it.

    • @Nightloid
      @Nightloid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheTallnose Oh yeah, I was just saying what I thought :D

    • @TheTallnose
      @TheTallnose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Nightloid oh sorry, i didn't put any tone indicators in there D: It's just that seeing your comment made me realise what the joke was XD So I thought I'd share, but in retrospect, my og comment does sound a bit rude :o

    • @Nightloid
      @Nightloid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheTallnose Its fine the comment was cool :D

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It took literally me reading this comment to get why Jack said they were out of that drink 😅

  • @shalev.
    @shalev. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3791

    "Can I get a reluctant compromise?"
    "Is diet okay?"
    I cannot believe it took me so long to get that joke

    • @TroubleMuppet
      @TroubleMuppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Help me I'm stupid I don't get the joke

    • @UrielPhix
      @UrielPhix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +670

      @@TroubleMuppet The bartender offered a compromise ("is diet okay") and the guy said "whatever" which is hence, a reluctant compromise.

    • @TroubleMuppet
      @TroubleMuppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@UrielPhix OHHHHHHHHHHHH thank you so much

    • @bbqonmytoes
      @bbqonmytoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@UrielPhix explain it to me like I’m 5 years old

    • @n1thmusic229
      @n1thmusic229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I don't get it is it because making it diet is a reluctant compromise in itself

  • @JackHoward
    @JackHoward 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5907

    I am a sexy bar lady

  • @aw3s0m3man
    @aw3s0m3man 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6945

    "Can I at least get a reluctant compromise?"
    "Is diet okay?"
    "FIIIIIINE."
    B R I L L I A N T.

    • @drewolfshire5558
      @drewolfshire5558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Because it was a reluctant comprise.

    • @grabern
      @grabern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      “Can I at least get a little consideration”
      “A LITTLE considerstion”
      That’s another one I noticed. The bartender changing his order in of itself was showing some consideration.

    • @thecrusader5489
      @thecrusader5489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SuspectTwo *D* *I* *E* *T*

    • @zapcraftihoof8318
      @zapcraftihoof8318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually I think he said Dire, not diet, as in dire compromise

    • @jokumukamikalie
      @jokumukamikalie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@zapcraftihoof8318 Nah, this video has subtitles which clearly say "diet".

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Me: *_*opens subtitles to see what the hell they said in spanish*_*
    Captions: "Don't look at me, man!
    I'm just as confused as you are"

    • @silviavaliente4551
      @silviavaliente4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Want me to traduce it for you? I am spanish lol

    • @dinoguy131
      @dinoguy131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@silviavaliente4551 please do I'm really curious

    • @bozmundarts2614
      @bozmundarts2614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dinoguy131 sorry youtube doesnt let me add the word "sexo" in english :/

    • @bozmundarts2614
      @bozmundarts2614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "i've wanted to tell you, Tom, i'd like if you had ||insert the word for sexual act|| with me" *caresses him gently*

    • @zsiul_7v67
      @zsiul_7v67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bozmundarts2614 HAHAHAHAHA

  • @ntsazazel
    @ntsazazel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I just love the fact that the reoccurring gag is a double pun. It's a reoccurring gag that causes gags. I know it's obvious, but I love the thought that went into the joke.

    • @kiaracorbo7166
      @kiaracorbo7166 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't rly get the horse mask part. What does he mean by horse mask?

    • @Noemi-pz6mm
      @Noemi-pz6mm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kiara Corbo the horse mask is a recurring gag in tomska's videos like "HORSE" or "Coming Out"

    • @thanksyoueel1076
      @thanksyoueel1076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In his videos, there's a character who wears a horse mask and says I LOVE IT! so its techincally a recurring gag. so when he orders the horse mask, the horse mask is a recurring gag, because its a recurring gag in his videos.

  • @lemonmoth456
    @lemonmoth456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6042

    "Give me a horse mask."
    "Agh, that's just the recurring gag again."
    Is that a reference to the horse mask being a running joke.

    • @JakeAndKyra
      @JakeAndKyra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I believe it is.

    • @jinjuujii2152
      @jinjuujii2152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      +JakeAnd Kyra are you calling him a liar sir!?!?

    • @JakeAndKyra
      @JakeAndKyra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Derpic Derp Ah, are you enjoying your total overreaction sir?

    • @jinjuujii2152
      @jinjuujii2152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      JakeAnd Kyra Indeed!

    • @brandongibbons4444
      @brandongibbons4444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +JakeAnd Kyra oh hell ya !

  • @austinf.243
    @austinf.243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4969

    BARTENDER: “What’ll it be.”
    ME: “One Bloody Mary, please!”
    BARTENDER: “Fine.”
    *Bartender turns the lights off, gets a knife, and goes up to a mirror.*

    • @thephilifluffy1838
      @thephilifluffy1838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      funny, its a real drink, and im explaining the joke so i cal kill it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      (Drinks it) Ugh, can I get this in diet?

    • @dragonkingcc8795
      @dragonkingcc8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait, where's Mary!?

    • @thestormwizard6447
      @thestormwizard6447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I asked her for a Bloody Mary and she said,
      “What was that?”
      “Can I have a Bloody Mary?”
      “Say that again.”
      “Bloody Mary!”
      And then her eyes went completely bloodshot and she became possessed.

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Crazeator Austin “A _virgin_ Bloody Mary.”

  • @oscarfrigotto5388
    @oscarfrigotto5388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    That perpetual motion looked so much like a referece to "Give me a drink, bartender"

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      (squints eyes)
      (Slides drink)

    • @Darisfaw
      @Darisfaw ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yazidefirenze *WOOSH*

    • @korbinramirez3935
      @korbinramirez3935 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Darisfaw*glass shattering*

  • @TheSteelamerican
    @TheSteelamerican 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4068

    "I'll take an ice on the rocks"
    *Gets teleported to Greenland*
    "FUCK"

    • @malosmys7660
      @malosmys7660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      So... Ice on ice...?

    • @TheSteelamerican
      @TheSteelamerican 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheUltimate53
      Greenland is a landmass... :|

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Soviet Admiral but 'on the rocks' means with ice, so +theulimate53 is right you ordered ice on ice.

    • @TheSteelamerican
      @TheSteelamerican 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *****
      The name is supposed to be taken literally, not the drink itself....

    • @dimana-rosbelcheva3405
      @dimana-rosbelcheva3405 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      top kek

  • @acosmichor
    @acosmichor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    The pub is called Deus Ex Machina and that really made me laugh

    • @anarchyartist8440
      @anarchyartist8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Silver bird what is that referencing?

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anarchyartist8440 it's an organized miracle

    • @zawarudo3582
      @zawarudo3582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sossololpipi no it means god from the machine amen old Greek literary device that happened in plays where at the end a god would get dropped down from a rope and pulley contraption to resolve the plot

    • @nathanr21
      @nathanr21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I smell SCP-2000

    • @vaasavsharma961
      @vaasavsharma961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's from future diaries

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3042

    "Can I at least get a reluctant compromise" "Is diet ok" "Fine!" Is probably on of the cleverest snappy little jokes I've ever heard

    • @kae2489
      @kae2489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Hamish Woodland didn't even notice that until i read this

    • @yakov9ify
      @yakov9ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hamish Woodland i don't get it :(

    • @Argondo
      @Argondo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      the fact that he has to compromise by taking diet is a reluctant compromise in it self

    • @Justaghost-gv4vi
      @Justaghost-gv4vi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom should have burn that place

    • @TheCursedJudge
      @TheCursedJudge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He says "dire" not "diet"

  • @basicallyseth6024
    @basicallyseth6024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "can I get a reluctant compromise"
    "Is diet okay?"
    "Fiiiiinneee!!!"

    • @umbrebac
      @umbrebac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just noticed this, the compromise was him getting Tom one more drink. Can believe I just got that

    • @yessirskii4777
      @yessirskii4777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@umbrebac No it was not getting the normal drink, but compromising the diet instead.

    • @prestongarvey2988
      @prestongarvey2988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yessirskii4777this may be 2 years old. But the drink can have multiple meanings. Like how recurring gag has 3.
      He keeps drinking it even though it’s disgusting
      He’s gagging on the drink
      When he asks for a horse mask he gets the recurring gag again. Since it’s a recurring gag in his skits.
      But he does get the recurring gag 3 times…
      Idk I think it’s fine for it to have multiple meanings. Plus the reluctant compromise wasn’t technically his until it was put on the table. So he didn’t use it yet???
      Anyways you should watch this again. His skits are always professional and truly unique.

  • @ajaxbird2348
    @ajaxbird2348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    "I like my friends how I like my whiskey."
    "Let me guess. Straight."
    "Not trying to sleep with me."
    My favorite part of the video and not mentioned much in the comments.

  • @nikoincroatia
    @nikoincroatia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    "I don't see a future without you" OUCH

    • @yenee94
      @yenee94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      yeah we're out of those I'm afraid

    • @HorrorFan86
      @HorrorFan86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +yenee94 Kate can I at least get a reluctant compromise

    • @yenee94
      @yenee94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Diarmuid O'Neill is diet okay?

    • @HorrorFan86
      @HorrorFan86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +yenee94 Kate FINE

    • @cowboycliparchive1985
      @cowboycliparchive1985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you guys going to drink, ANY of these?

  • @animator0095
    @animator0095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    "Can I get a 'Reluctant Compromise'?"
    "Is diet okay?"
    _INITIATING_PROTOCOL(RELUCTANT_COMPROMISE)_

    • @josiahklein70
      @josiahklein70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Favorite joke in the whole skit.

    • @randomfandoms6769
      @randomfandoms6769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG I just got the joke that's brilliant!

    • @giantheccinwyvern
      @giantheccinwyvern 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It says dire

    • @spookwav
      @spookwav 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aidan Hall I think it’s supposed to be wordplay, but I’m not really sure

    • @deadaccount505
      @deadaccount505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aidan Hall it’s like a reluctant compromise but it’s dire

  • @ceonortex6468
    @ceonortex6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Me: turns on subtitles to understand Spanish Chris.
    Subtitles: Chris speaks in Spanish
    Me: fine keep your secrets.

    • @awesomewolf7197
      @awesomewolf7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I understand a little spanish and it was along the lines of I love you/ want to have $@% with you

    • @ActuallyFunnerL
      @ActuallyFunnerL ปีที่แล้ว

      "Te he querido decirte Tom, me gustaria que tengas sexo conmigo"
      which means he would like to tell tom that he wants to have sex with him.

  • @Keyboardkat3
    @Keyboardkat3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    Me: "I'll have a light beer." *beer floats off the counter and hits the ceiling* "Not TOO light!"
    Bartender: "Sorry sir, this is the only light beer we've got"
    Me: "Can I just get something else?" *bartender hands me a different drink* "This one tastes familiar, what's it called?"
    Bartender: "That one is a Deja Vu sir."
    Me: "Huh... that must be why. Hey, do you still have the... uhh, what's that drink called again?"
    Bartender: "You mean the Amnesia sir?"
    Me: "The wha-?"

    • @BleebusDeebus
      @BleebusDeebus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      *claps slowly*

    • @legochickenguy4938
      @legochickenguy4938 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Keyboardkat3 forgive me but I don't get it

    • @Jesuslovesme2andU
      @Jesuslovesme2andU 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Me:one sugary coffee pls
      Bartender:here ya go
      Me: *drinks it*
      Me: f**k that's sugary

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Hello, I'd like one Nightstand."
      *Hot chick slinks over*
      "Hey there, handsome. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

    • @kleuafflatus
      @kleuafflatus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Keyboardkat3 the light beer was there, but then i blinked and it was gone

  • @Paul-ju2bj
    @Paul-ju2bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    I've seen this video fifty times and I've only just noticed the pubs name

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Caleb Primes The god from the machine.

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 deus ex machina, an organized miracle in a scenario of some kind

    • @pixelmace1423
      @pixelmace1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Theres also a missing poster when they first enter 0:10

    • @StonksNZ
      @StonksNZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pixelmace1423 THE *_O R B ._*

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The missing poster is of the teddy from baby with a gun!

  • @AdamDampOwlPowell
    @AdamDampOwlPowell 10 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    "Can I get a Reluctant Compromise?"
    "Is Diet ok?"
    "Fine!"

    • @Rcjsan
      @Rcjsan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dire

    • @ForTheBacon
      @ForTheBacon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Randall Jordan Diet

    • @TheAce12570
      @TheAce12570 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ForTheBacon Dire

    • @fatyg5682
      @fatyg5682 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beta Factor CC says diet, and it's spot on with any other word.

    • @Rcjsan
      @Rcjsan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CC is wrong. I promise. Wtf is a Diet Compromise? Dire Compromise is the proper sentence.

  • @Scotsmen
    @Scotsmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Chris ordered:
    A more understanding friend
    A shot
    A little consideration
    A diet reluctant compromise
    Tom ordered:
    A platonic relationship
    5 minutes to think about it
    Get over it
    Then hundreds more appear.

    • @zaida8028
      @zaida8028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      there were some from before, such as the spanish dub, recurring gag and much more...

    • @kermitenthusiast485
      @kermitenthusiast485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @regular mobile gamer ah yes my favourite drink
      child support

    • @johnathanegbert9277
      @johnathanegbert9277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol
      'Sex on the Beach'

    • @aliceevans9606
      @aliceevans9606 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about the dub, the obscure reference, the pygmy stallion, the reoccurring gag, the total overreaction, and the horse mask?
      There was also the perpetual motion, but it shattered.

    • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
      @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@aliceevans9606there is no horse mask

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    0:30
    I finally just got that joke. It's the theme tune from the show "Cheers"

  • @Moonzokast
    @Moonzokast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I drank a drink called the “strongest arm”, and boy did it hit me hard

    • @Letorin
      @Letorin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bruh

    • @trainwreck237
      @trainwreck237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seems like you got a good amount of upper body strength in ya.

  • @andimason3370
    @andimason3370 10 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The more I watch Tomska the more I realize he has genuinely intelligent and fantastically witty comedy. It manages to look light and silly but the script and timing is just genius.

    • @atrane365
      @atrane365 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Reoccurring gag, anyone?
      Also, I just got the Reluctant Compromise.

  • @graveram672
    @graveram672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I'm really sad that right at the beginning nobody noticed him talking about his mom's face being all over the place, and how she "was" great

    • @Dante2056
      @Dante2056 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm more sad it took me til now to notice the name of the bar/pub/whatever the hell.

  • @ssgtrappsta9472
    @ssgtrappsta9472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    The Platonic Relationship drink actually looks...delicious

  • @KKortez
    @KKortez 11 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    I'm so glad Tom used my Spanish dub for this video. I made several recordings saying "I've always loved you Tom, I would like you to have sex with me" in Spanish, and it's very possible my uncle heard me. So this makes it worth it.
    Great video too! Very punny, so it was meant to be :^D

  • @eliana_gst
    @eliana_gst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    "Look Tom, there's a reason wh-"
    Tom: *Gags*
    "STOP DRINKING IT!"

  • @switchnx
    @switchnx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I like how they don’t even have to ingest them for them to take effect.

  • @colnel1291
    @colnel1291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3665

    It's a pity I can't say "I like my friends like I like my whiskey - not trying to sleep with me" because there's a photo of me sleeping with a bottle of whiskey
    edit: Holy sht when did this get so much likes?

  • @FifthSkip
    @FifthSkip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    "I'll have the obscure reference" "Cheers" is he actually talking about the show Cheers?

    • @MrSmilingDeath
      @MrSmilingDeath 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yep.

    • @FifthSkip
      @FifthSkip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MrSmilingDeath :D

    • @laurenmikayla7796
      @laurenmikayla7796 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, if you turn on the captions, after he says "Cheers" in says '[Cheers theme plays]'
      Haha I love that show 😂

    • @Bisafan737
      @Bisafan737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's because the background song that played in the background while Tom was drinking it was the Cheers theme.

    • @FifthSkip
      @FifthSkip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never actually watched Cheers, I've just heard of it and about how it takes place at a bar.

  • @effacalorie
    @effacalorie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This was like 5 different layers of brilliant

    • @LilyTheSmol
      @LilyTheSmol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now there's a good drink name!

  • @pandeamon_3263
    @pandeamon_3263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Tom drinking a Sex On The Beach
    "Hey that's a funny name can you imagine if drinks were litteral?"
    And that's how this video was born

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wait thats a real drink? XD

    • @captainsauce2406
      @captainsauce2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      10/10

    • @AttractorsAltAccount
      @AttractorsAltAccount 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@369destroyer yes its a real drink, same with a lot of the ones in this video

    • @AttractorsAltAccount
      @AttractorsAltAccount 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not all of them though are

    • @bentarm6776
      @bentarm6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Can you imagine how stupid it would be if cocktails were actually realistic?"

  • @DarkVampireL
    @DarkVampireL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    The platonic relationship actually looks good XD

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i think that's part of the joke

    • @DarkVampireL
      @DarkVampireL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Negaboo Possibly

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that was fast

    • @DarkVampireL
      @DarkVampireL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Negaboo I'm sitting in a hotel room without my Xbox and my boyfriend is using my laptop so I'm just on my phone

    • @TheGinger97100
      @TheGinger97100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Negaboo this was slow

  • @AtomicDeathray
    @AtomicDeathray 8 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Perpetual Motion killed me.

    • @mrhewwo8448
      @mrhewwo8448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Actually killed itself

    • @montseyc3888
      @montseyc3888 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just realized that was @JackHoward!!
      DAMNIT NOAH THIS ISN'T TWATTER!! MIGHT AS WELL BE ON FAC-E-BOOK!!!

    • @ElectricalBurrito
      @ElectricalBurrito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm sure everyone will be able to *move on* .

    • @the54thburgemeister63
      @the54thburgemeister63 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ElectricalBurrito wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
      Just
      Just
      Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @ElectricalBurrito
      @ElectricalBurrito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 54th Burgemeister
      I take pride in my puns. :3

  • @williamazazelmiseria519
    @williamazazelmiseria519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    in the Spanish part even the background was cooperative

  • @nfoanvo
    @nfoanvo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Tom and Chris: Arguing whilst ordering drinks
    Jack: “Are you guys gonna drink ANY of these?”

  • @Renicent
    @Renicent 9 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I actually wanna drink all those drinks

    • @RevolverOfmeat
      @RevolverOfmeat 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +klayman bloo "one sex on the beach coming up XD" -chris

    • @RevolverOfmeat
      @RevolverOfmeat 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +klayman bloo "one sex on the beach coming up XD" -chris

    • @aloeera
      @aloeera 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +TheGamingGamer Give it to your crush

    • @Renny_Yeti
      @Renny_Yeti 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want the reaccuring gag

    • @archfiendgod8192
      @archfiendgod8192 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +LordSodaCan I want the reoccurring gag

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3235

    Hey uhh guys, do you know where all those drinks went?
    Oh wait, *_The Hole._*

    • @korimckee2401
      @korimckee2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Hey uh, what happened to the hole?
      The Orb killed it, then the Orb was murdered by the Magic Spoon who killed Wizo

    • @MonoCrowbo
      @MonoCrowbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The hole went on a honey moon with the orb....now does anyone want a perpetual motion..it'll go right through you....

    • @thebesthumanbeing8986
      @thebesthumanbeing8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *BWAAA*

    • @nopinappleshere8861
      @nopinappleshere8861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I need to stop drinking the recurring gag.

    • @toastyy8191
      @toastyy8191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *chokes* damn the reoccurring gag!!

  • @yuanlee1299
    @yuanlee1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    7 years later and I just noticed the guy in the background has a mustache for the spanish dub part! XD 1:14

    • @randomdude1177
      @randomdude1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he is up is not jump

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@randomdude1177 I was going to say that that would be stupid, it’s just some random person for the bit....
      But then I noticed that the only person they look like is upisnotjump and now i think I’m going crazy

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tho he looks slightly different around the forehead and eye shape... I really want to know who that is

    • @randomdude1177
      @randomdude1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-YELDAH up is not jump lives in the same country as Tom does right

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomdude1177 ah yes, once upon a time there once was a land far far away called “England”

  • @Bruh-ej8ib
    @Bruh-ej8ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:37 Give me a drink, bartender.

  • @TheOfficialSK3X
    @TheOfficialSK3X 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I'll have a dub"
    I was really waiting for the "step"

  • @bearfamous_
    @bearfamous_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I only got the reoccurring gag joke the third time.....

    • @anirudhnavin4568
      @anirudhnavin4568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rebekah Pierce they're talking about the horse mask being a really bad reoccurring gag 😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also Chris saying “I’ve had that before” is part of the joke

  • @isabellatoose3839
    @isabellatoose3839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    A reoccurring gag, because he’s gagging and it’s a reoccurring joke oh my god I just completed my life’s purpose

    • @grabern
      @grabern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      And when he asks for a horse mask, he’s given the reocurring gag because the horse mask is also a running gag in his videos.

    • @lapraspurple6427
      @lapraspurple6427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also, when Its first ordered Chris says he's had it before, so it's reoccurring there too

    • @voraito
      @voraito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's also a meta joke because Tom doesn't have a gag reflex.

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well that’s gotta be a kinda lame purpose if that’s what it is

    • @KyunaCookies
      @KyunaCookies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Señor I...
      *Splutters*
      Yeah that's it

  • @zlee001
    @zlee001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Haha i just realised the reocurring gag showed up at the end. Again. It keeps coming back. 2:22

  • @wrath2509
    @wrath2509 8 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    only now do I understand the recurring gag, is literally a reused joke,

    • @aimia100
      @aimia100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SANS AND THE JOKES AND WOW.

    • @sverreleonard8488
      @sverreleonard8488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think the point is that he says "I'd like one horse mask" And that is a recurring gag in his videos ;)

    • @seanmdpa
      @seanmdpa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I made a comment about this 5 months earlier but sadly was not noticed, also the name of the bar is deus ex machina (an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.)

    • @damianvaldez9390
      @damianvaldez9390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Akira Kurusu the obscure reference drink is by far the most clever joke. the theme song from "Cheers" plays as he says cheers

    • @kuroru69
      @kuroru69 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is like the special kids classroom.

  • @plazticbag
    @plazticbag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I watch this video at least once a year, everytime I do there is joke that I didn't understand before, that I do now...

  • @FrankFurther
    @FrankFurther 10 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The pub is called 'remember you will die'
    Latin for the win

    • @TTV5
      @TTV5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "Memento mori" means "remember you will die", right? But I don't see that written anywhere. Isn't the pub called The Deus Ex Machina?

    • @sinisteroglop
      @sinisteroglop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Latin IS for the win.
      Too bad you clearly don't speak it.

    • @MashieMutt
      @MashieMutt 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      sinisteroglop Noone SPEAKS latin

    • @MagicCardboardBox
      @MagicCardboardBox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blu Pyro some do, just not correctly

    • @tyler_bt3326
      @tyler_bt3326 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Latin can be spoken however there is no right way of saying it correctly as nobody uses it as a language.

  • @strangejett1394
    @strangejett1394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Is everyone just ignoring
    "Yeah, you should have seen her face man, it was everywhere"
    "Your moms awesome"
    "Yeah, she was"

  • @starshinegroup3047
    @starshinegroup3047 7 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "Reoccurring gag" shouldn't work on Tom. He has no gag reflex...

    • @faisalsuleiman1082
      @faisalsuleiman1082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also instead of a horse mask its a recurring gag get it

    • @stickbug3150
      @stickbug3150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O h

    • @psychoboys8703
      @psychoboys8703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well he can't gag because of a throat blockage, but his body can force him to gag if it's cause by something genuinely sickening.

  • @vinnie9015
    @vinnie9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    them: *complicated english jokes with wordplay*
    me: *screams in portuguese*

    • @bbchem5988
      @bbchem5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Se me permitir:
      "PUTA MERDA"

    • @nathanroberts3638
      @nathanroberts3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How does one scream in Portuguese?

    • @shadoow2401
      @shadoow2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @bbchem5988
      @bbchem5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadoow2401 opa amigo

    • @shadoow2401
      @shadoow2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bbchem5988 eae

  • @66greedo
    @66greedo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I'm not sure what it is but I want that blue drink.

    • @LouisK364
      @LouisK364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      +Awesomeness4U i think its a Platonic Relationship

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      and what is a platonic relationship?

    • @nancyloyet2764
      @nancyloyet2764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and the stiff drink

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nancy Loyet that just means its hard to move

    • @nancyloyet2764
      @nancyloyet2764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No I mean it looked delicious

  • @juliamdp
    @juliamdp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Idk how no one is talking about my favorite gem
    “I like my friends like I like my whiskey”
    “Let me guess: straight”
    “Not trying to sleep with me”
    That’s GOLD

    • @juliamdp
      @juliamdp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk you, but for more that I don’t like whiskey if I did I’d also prefer it not wanting to sleep with me

  • @sniffthecactusduh
    @sniffthecactusduh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    I discovered the magic that is Tomska subtitles so I'm having a marathon

  • @jcgilbert100ify
    @jcgilbert100ify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The horse mask is a reoccurring gag.....ONLY JUST GOT IT

    • @sarans97
      @sarans97 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still didn't get the horse mask- recurring gag joke. Can someone please explain?

    • @jcgilbert100ify
      @jcgilbert100ify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      -Sarah- I guess a gag is a shitty joke, in a way. Recurring is where it's happening again and again, so a recurring gag is a joke made often- in TomSka's videos there's a horse mask woman thing (a joke) who appears often. So when he asks for the horse mask, they say that it's the recurring gag...still following xD? This is why I'm never going to be hired to explain things...

    • @Volsraphel
      @Volsraphel 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Gibblesghotten I understood you :)

    • @jcgilbert100ify
      @jcgilbert100ify 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Volsraphel Thanks, I will take that knowledge to any presentations I may or may not have to give in the future :P

    • @seenahm.
      @seenahm. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH MY GOD THAT'S BRILLIANT

  • @juangonzales9660
    @juangonzales9660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    but i thought tom didn't have gag reflexes...

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      he doesnt have now after that sex on the beach

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exdia's Channel HUEHUEHUE

    • @colinlewis8873
      @colinlewis8873 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Juan Gonzales it's called acting

    • @deputyzombie8736
      @deputyzombie8736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Troy No shit Sherlock.

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timaeus Testified u reference?

  • @spectente3694
    @spectente3694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Give me a drink bartender!"
    *ONE PERPETUAL MOTION*

  • @Sephelions
    @Sephelions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    the bartender slammed the diet reluctant compromise on the counter and my low battery notification came down at that exact moment

    • @acmeholloway
      @acmeholloway 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      so?

    • @DanielRhodes7
      @DanielRhodes7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now that's what I call a reluctant compromise. Phone: CHARGE ME! You: VIDEO FIRST!

    • @sleepyenby8036
      @sleepyenby8036 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Daniel Rhodes (The Shadow Seeker) ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAH

    • @Falconwing51
      @Falconwing51 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For some reason the same thing happened to me? That was weird :P

  • @Irishlozcat
    @Irishlozcat 11 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    if only this pub exist

  • @culturedswine8880
    @culturedswine8880 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    Thos drinks look good

    • @iamacey
      @iamacey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Great Lake Films yup definitely

    • @second-handcereal6772
      @second-handcereal6772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That Platonic Relationship was..
      👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

    • @dietcoke9236
      @dietcoke9236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Accept for re accruing gag

    • @kappelikapeli1401
      @kappelikapeli1401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EtheDeku some look kinda gay

    • @missyoubird
      @missyoubird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true

  • @ZonieMusic
    @ZonieMusic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Is noone gonna point out the first joke? Two twists in 4 seconds. I'm impressed!
    ----
    "You shouldve seen her face. It was everywhere!"
    - Set up: Sexual innuendo, referring to a certain fluid being all over her face
    "Ha, your mum's awesome"
    - Twist #1, the innuendo was involving the guy's mom. The twist was incest.
    "Yeah, she *was*"
    - Twist #2, focus on the past tense reframes the entire setup. It wasnt *something* getting everywhere on her face. Her face WAS everywhere. Her head presumably exploded. She died, hence the "was".
    Amazing writing!

  • @rogerwashington7690
    @rogerwashington7690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    "man you should have seen her face, it was everywhere"
    "man your mum is awesome"
    "yeah... she was"
    0:03

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      0-0

    • @Jelllatin
      @Jelllatin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Abyssal

    • @scalpingsnake
      @scalpingsnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Thanks I haven't got to that part of the video yet...

    • @meme_lord613
      @meme_lord613 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disgusting...

    • @smoshyv2553
      @smoshyv2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is indeed what they say.
      Very observant

  • @Hotchocolaterabbit
    @Hotchocolaterabbit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The perpetual motion joke was amazing xD

  • @kirbyusbwarmer
    @kirbyusbwarmer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    " give me a horsemask."
    " no that's a reoccurring gag."
    *huehuehue*

  • @cosmicleo3671
    @cosmicleo3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I think there should be for real recipes for how to make these alcoholic literal drinks. It would be an interesting idea. I’d call that recipe collection “The Literal Barbook”.

  • @CircuitBlade
    @CircuitBlade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    when tomska makes sense is when the earth turns into a lemon

    • @mesner5x
      @mesner5x 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Then WHY did I just swim in my pool FILLED WITH LEMON JUICE!?

    • @jackbhogal
      @jackbhogal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

  • @chloe-dv7dd
    @chloe-dv7dd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    "Platonic relationship"... They should rename that the "Dan Howell Special".

  • @cronsola1357
    @cronsola1357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! After almost 3 years, I get the joke at the beginning finally! It was her face that was everywhere, and she WAS awesome because she died in some horrific event that caused her face to go everywhere! Wow am I just stupid or did nobody else get that...

    • @gherkin1056
      @gherkin1056 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      .

    • @cronsola1357
      @cronsola1357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sceptical Tiger Yeah you're probably right

    • @Omgimadude1
      @Omgimadude1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I finally got the reluctant compromise joke.

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh gosh, I didn't get it until you mentioned it and I had to think about it again. XD XD XD This sketch just keeps on giving.

    • @ccc-vl2he
      @ccc-vl2he 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cron Sola lol your interpretation was a lot less dirty than mine

  • @g00seness
    @g00seness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    0:44 The funny thing is that Tom doesn’t even have a gag reflex

    • @A-crying-mess-50
      @A-crying-mess-50 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omfg, how did I always miss that?

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *didn’t (it came back)

  • @kosmick-9305
    @kosmick-9305 9 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Am I the only one who got the joke where Tom asks for a HORSE MASK, and drinks the REOCCURRING GAG?

    • @toomasoskarkahur2920
      @toomasoskarkahur2920 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could you explain?

    • @kosmick-9305
      @kosmick-9305 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch the HORSE video they made, you will understand then. :P

    • @enderexiler374
      @enderexiler374 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got it :D

    • @kosmick-9305
      @kosmick-9305 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EnderExiler Yay! I found someone lol

    • @ThunderGamer-sq3em
      @ThunderGamer-sq3em 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      miss johnson, i got that a while ago and im going to say this "I LOVE IT"

  • @FitinLizard
    @FitinLizard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    It has taken me 3 years to understand how "Horse mask" became "Reoccurring Gag".

    • @ravenousslugwrath6311
      @ravenousslugwrath6311 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still don't understand :(

    • @dracociosoof4188
      @dracociosoof4188 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      And how does that work?

    • @AwZooom
      @AwZooom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The horse mask is a reocurring gag in TomSkas videos , which is why the horse mask was the reocurring gag

    • @ravencas1989
      @ravencas1989 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LOVE IT

  • @_tangy_vanilla_6978
    @_tangy_vanilla_6978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Me: I'll have some still water
    *water stays in glass when I try to drink it*
    Me: what is this!?
    Bartender: its still water, just drink it

    • @gbubs1588
      @gbubs1588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Puts it in the freezer.
      Comes back later
      "It's still water"

    • @yes9571
      @yes9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gbubs1588 pun intended?

    • @gbubs1588
      @gbubs1588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yes9571 why yes...
      Yes it is.

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: *boils water*
      Also me: Its still water...

    • @gustofgood4257
      @gustofgood4257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@k-boi420 R.I.P boiled water you will be mist

  • @TheWTFTV
    @TheWTFTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love how they don't actually have to drink them for them to do the thing; they just order one, pick it up and then it works

  • @sloppyphart7879
    @sloppyphart7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This is the funniest and most clever Tomska sketch he's ever done.

  • @cp_sphinx
    @cp_sphinx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Beware as the inevitable disco dodgeball robots out of context jokes will drop from above like bird poo.

    • @Solomon43822
      @Solomon43822 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just reminded me of the song Disco Inferno. Great. Now I have to go listen to that...

  • @Hi-Fitxt
    @Hi-Fitxt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Do you know where the perpetual motion went
    In the hole

    • @boaofdeath
      @boaofdeath 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *DDDUUUNNN*

    • @steph3448
      @steph3448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bet the hole people appreciated it

    • @undeadrocket101
      @undeadrocket101 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, WHERE THE HELL DID IT COME FROM?! 😱

    • @tonynero7005
      @tonynero7005 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *GAGS* Sorry, another recurring gag.

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +demtictax gags aww man that's the reoccuring gag again

  • @Dante2056
    @Dante2056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I wonder if Tom looking like Chris Evans character from Scott Pilgrim is intentional.

  • @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856
    @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I tried putting subtitles on for the bit where Chris speaks in spanish and it just says [chris speaks in spanish]

    • @trix3042
      @trix3042 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Jimbo386000
    @Jimbo386000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Can I have a perpetual motion please?"
    "One perpetual motion"
    *slides off the table*
    That's my favorite part of the whole video. :D

    • @Tanriel_Bloodwood
      @Tanriel_Bloodwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder how they did it. Maybe with Green Screen. Maybe with a non-visible String. We may never know.

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably with a little bit of ice on the bottom of the cup.

    • @Elims.
      @Elims. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smashes

    • @accordimedes6967
      @accordimedes6967 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love how it also has an "akward silence" to it

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "A pygmy stallion, my throat's a little hoarse."
    God, I hate how clever that is.

  • @ὄντος
    @ὄντος 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just noticed 9 years later but when chris asks for a future without you and jack says they ran out its funnier cause chris said "I "DON'T SEE" a future without you" and they are out so he actually doesn't see a future without you. its the same with the reluctant compromise where jack is reluctant to give him one.