I actually never realised quite how much clever writing goes into these. Even a line such as "That is a nice chair, let's just look at it" serves multiple purposes. It comes organically from Tom trying to distract Dan from the body, sets up the joke of the second body falling from behind it, and introduces the chair to the audience for the twist at the end of the video
And it also works because what Tom wanted to tell Dan was that the Chair WAS the orginal Dan, so Tom is attempting to explain to Dan what he wanted to tell him in the first place.
It's so nice to see Tom to be worried over a friend noticing that their hair is getting lighter and start to have a iron deficiency. Tom is such a good friend.
same..except I stutter like: "d-did..y-your hair..loose um..w_weight?", "d-dod you g-get...n-new...uh..arms..? and the best of all wich I have said many times "th-thats a n-n-nice..um..chair..lets j-just l-lo-look at I-it.."
"Is that all of them?" "Well there's suicidal Dan...*BANG in next room* Yep that's all of them." That fucking killed me. But seriously suicide may be funny, but it's no joke. Please ask for help, don't do the unthinkable.
Theory: Tom comments on Dan having "new arms" because he was originally also a clone reject created without arms and Tom finally gave him some arms without Dan noticing.
"Thank God, you know if you have something to say you can just say it to me. We've all bottled up our feelings to the point where we feel like our only option is to murder a bunch of clones, but you can just talk to me. Okay?"
HE WAS A DAN FAN AT HEART ITS CLEAR HE SEARCHED AND FOUND A DAN HAIR HE SPENT TEN LONG YEARS TO BUILD A CLONING MACHINE AND NOW HES ACOMPLISHED HIS WONDERFUL DREAM TO MAKE A HOUSE OF DANS its a house of dans
I saw that this video starred Phil Lester and I was confused as to why it said that.. UNTIL THAT DAZZLING RAY OF SUNSHINE POPPED UP ON SCREEN AND WAS KILLED IN SECONDS
I went to go turn on the captions to see it, and i saw different types of options for captions. And one of the them was "English (United Kingdom) With Extra Jokes"😂
Friend: "Whats in the living room...... DEAD BODIES?!". Me: "Well i guess it's not the living room anymore". Friend: -facepalms-. Me: -laughs insanley-
"You know you can just talk to me, we've all had that feeling where we bottled up our emotions until we feel like we need to kill a whole bunch of clone" I like how specific he was being
My favorite quotes:
”Did your hair lose weight”
“Did you get new arms”
What is living room?
I was right at that part.
Dan Dan HAMMM!
XD yes.
Marty Phillips
“Why would it be in your hair?”
Only Tom can fire 10 bullets from a 6-shot revolver
InaccurateArcher while jokers stuck with 8 shots from a 5 shot revolver
*Uh oh shit*
Barbershop quartertet Dan counts as one bullet
where are the bodies william
10 shots from a 6 shot revolver
Me talking to my crush
*”Did your hair....lOSe WEiGHt”*
*”Did you get.....ArmS”*
@William Nieslawski 😂
*WhAT iS ThE liVinG roOM*
Just use Minecraft pick-up lines.
I wont have any success with my crush
WHat Is A LivINg rOOm
0:42 “what are all these dead bodies doing here?” “Honestly not much” most underrated joke in this video.
Exactly
Exactly
Exactly
Exactly.
Precisely
BLOOPERS PLEASE
ikr
yass
YeS
Yes
yes
DAN YELLING DRINK BLEACH IS MY AESTHETIC
sAME
I think you mean terrible advice Dan
Same
+Naomi Leigh I definitely did not play it at least 30 times....uhmm
+Naomi Leigh sAME OMG I PLAYED IT 50 TIMES
"Did...your...hair...lose weight?"
Yes, yes it did.
Hayley Rudd 2011 lol
Thank you for noticing
Hayley Rudd it lost straightness (like Dan did) XD
Hayley Rudd I believe it's called a, haircut...
Hayley Rudd did you get...new..arms?
If you turn on the subtitles when Tom is shooting Spanish Dan, it says: “Gets shot in spanish”
Cap
Why?
I didn't see it say that
Well it does
You need to turn on English with extra jokes
aw tom changing the title to daniel howell is so considerate you are a wonderful human being
Phan Trash ikr
Phan Trash honestly
Phan Trash Hamiel Hamwell
I hadn't noticed until now but yea nice touch
Phan Trash why?
“What are all these dead bodies doing here!?”
“Honestly not much.”
Best quote
E
Leahna Alba I’m calling the police.
_ham_
I want answers
Okay, i lied i do have ham
Hamisnotonfire
😂😂😂
Amazing 👏
Hamsterisnotonfire
+SilvaAquaKitteh leave
+SilvaAquaKitteh get outp
I actually never realised quite how much clever writing goes into these.
Even a line such as "That is a nice chair, let's just look at it" serves multiple purposes. It comes organically from Tom trying to distract Dan from the body, sets up the joke of the second body falling from behind it, and introduces the chair to the audience for the twist at the end of the video
Organically?
@@Tk-nf2xd Maybe "Naturally" would have been a better word to use
@@keode possibly
It's like arrested development
And it also works because what Tom wanted to tell Dan was that the Chair WAS the orginal Dan, so Tom is attempting to explain to Dan what he wanted to tell him in the first place.
I think I've found my new favorite video on the internet and I won't regret it
same
Same
Same
Why would you regret finding your favorite video?
Hi again alexis why do I keep finding you okay
The Spanish Dan (Span) reminded me of "Daniel the Spaniel" from Internet Support Group 7 😂😂
Yeah😂
lmao same
Yessss
+Shane Narvaez SAMEEEEE
Yasss
"I live here."
not anymore
StrangerErika ouch
TOO SOON
StrangerErika TOO SOON
?
al PAS He moved
It’s amazing how suicidal Dan lasted the longest of all the Dans
Logic 200
probably looking for the perfect thing to off himself,can relate with clothing
Yes
Took him time to find the gun, he is also forget where the gun is dan
Actually, Phan survived the longest
"Did your hair...lose... -weight?" IF TOM ISN'T ME TRYING TO SOCIALIZE
YES 😂😂😂😂
Jackycatlover108 did you get new... Arms
Jackycatlover108 same
Jackycatlover108 "aaaa- that is a nice chair! let's just... look at it..."
Jackycatlover108 SAME
Starring :
Thomas Ridgewell
Dan Howell
Span Howell
Chan Howell
Phil Lester
No he's a Dan clone, making him Phan Howell.
@@karkatvantas9557 no
Phan Howster
this is the most i've seen Dan move ever
😂😂
+Nori Yeah true
I knew there was something off in this vid
same
me to
It's so nice to see Tom to be worried over a friend noticing that their hair is getting lighter and start to have a iron deficiency. Tom is such a good friend.
Dan: “What are all these dead bodies doing here”
Tom: “Honestly not much” 😂😂😂
Well, dying
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE
Dan: IM CALLING THE POLICE
Tom:UH UH *HAM!*
@@shaneyplushie2512 UH UH HAM! I HAVE NO DAN
(I just made that up)
Dan: i want answers
Phil tho. dan: "was that another clone?" Dan you should know what you look like.
Only Chan knows
Poptart Trash 665 likes not today yt
Toy lexa not todayyy
Poptart Trash yeah I called him phan
Not-So-Much-Dan-Dan?
Dan: Why did you clone me twice?
Tom: *Yes*
Also Tom: *Twice*
Span: Hola!
Twice twice twice twice twice.
Shadow Dragon Adios
That was Spanish Dan, I called him Span
The fact that all the Clones are Individually put in the description is the Icing to this perfect cake
"I turned the real Dan into a chair," "what?" "I call him chan."
*screaming*
this is the best video ever!
LPS rori Films *H* *A* *M*
LPS rori Films I have to agree with you.
The lpstuber phandom. Yes.
LPS rori Films imagine if chan wanted to get revenge, he would evolve into *y a n d e r e c h a n*
HAM
Yeah, but who cloned all the slices of ham?!?
Han
Ham
Jon Hamm.
Joe TroHAM
+Fra Don't mess with beans thank you. That's perfect.
"ham" *throws ham in face*
_distraction 100_
*Ham 100*
*_Ham 1,000,000_*
Ham 1,999,1828182,292819,
Discombobulate.
666 likes... should I like it....??
It would've been funnier if they called him Danish.
Good one lol 😂😂
nice pfp 👌
@@kittanartist7308 You as well
Or if they named the original Dango Fett
But that would have made the joke confusing.
"Did your hair lose...weight?" "Did you get..new...arms?" "That is a nice chair...lets just...look at it" basically me trying to socialise 😂
Tash Brislane same
Tash Brislane SAME!!! Lmbo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tash Brislane
...Same
same..except I stutter like: "d-did..y-your hair..loose um..w_weight?", "d-dod you g-get...n-new...uh..arms..? and the best of all wich I have said many times "th-thats a n-n-nice..um..chair..lets j-just l-lo-look at I-it.."
Tash Brislane What killed me though, was right after that where he threw that ham xD
I love how Dan just doesn't react to Tom coming into his home, unannounced. Like, does this happen frequently?!
Probably you never know with Tom
Probably Roommates.
Tbh probably
Maybe it's just okay for Tom to illegal illegally and make it legal for only legally legal Toms.
Suicidal Dan.
Frick.
Woops
damn
B A N G
afangirluwu do you mean fuck
“Is that all the clones?” _Well, there is Suicidal Dan, but, err...._ *distant gunshot* _Yep, that’s all of them._
"Is that all of them?"
"Well there's suicidal Dan...*BANG in next room* Yep that's all of them."
That fucking killed me.
But seriously suicide may be funny, but it's no joke. Please ask for help, don't do the unthinkable.
Huh, how coincidental! It killed Suicidal Dan too!
I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM OMG--
@@gonegirl000where did you think he was? Outside?
Dan: Is that all of them?
Tom: well there suicidal dan
*Gun shot*
Tom: yep that's all of them
XD that should've been in the video
Luis Torres 2:02
420
"So uh, what is it you wanted to say?"
"your a clone"
"wha-"
@@advntrr9152 HAM
Plot twist that's still haunts me:
*He does have ham*
TH-cam police Yo I hate it when a plot twist hunts me.
Wow you idiot. The plot twist is that they’re all played by Dan
Smokey Bacon r/whoosh
Dr. Lavish I was being sarcastic
Smokey Bacon suuuureeee
Is that all of them?
Well, there's suicidal Dan, but... *Distant gunshot* Yep, that's all of them.
I know that suicide is a very serious and dark topic but the suicidal Dan moment was hilarious
It's a good light joke of a dark and heavy subject
Oof, looking back now
@@iris9202 i know oh my god. if dan didnt want it in there i dont think he would have allowed it but still i feel terrible
oh shit-
i know its supposed to be bad advice, but i love how it sounds like really bad advice dan is telling him to drink bleach because he shot him
Theory: Tom comments on Dan having "new arms" because he was originally also a clone reject created without arms and Tom finally gave him some arms without Dan noticing.
Wow
🤯
That not a failed clone that’s a paraplegic
Dosnt understand the human body tom
Plot twist: he turned the no armed dan into ham and called him DAM
I like how they still mention Phil because Dan and Phil are stuck to each other like glue.
Hi Hello
XD
Dats very truu
When did they mention him?
At the end
did u see how he was the "phan" clone XD
I love how many times Tom credits Dan in the description, as each Dan clone
SnowyCreeper1104 and Phil as Phan lol
Phil as Phan ahaha
SnowyCreeper1104 and then there's just "Phil Lester"
Watched this when it first came out 7 years ago, and multiple times since, and I am just now getting the
"they all look the same to me" bit
In the description it says "Phil Lester as Phan" your welcome
*you're
yASSSSS
+MKMaddieCaeli A MHA HART MAH SOLE
+Michbby Clifheva Wat?
+MKMaddieCaeli A my heart my soul is what she said
Can i get a couple of those Dan rejects? I have an idea...
+VaguelyInsane *Same.*
+crabstickz Please make this your next video
omg Chris
Oh god
Ok scared
Dan: *I need Answers*
Tom: ok I -lied- I do have ham
Me: tOm HoW dArE yOu LiE
Right I mean the HAM MAN THE HAM
_why he gotta lie like that?_
lying makes you go to hell
@@maria50249 not all people believe that
@@jayce2507 sorry that was meant to be a reference to danandphilcrafts
"Well, there is suicidal Dan, but-"
*bang*
"Yep, that's all of them"
"Thank God, you know if you have something to say you can just say it to me. We've all bottled up our feelings to the point where we feel like our only option is to murder a bunch of clones, but you can just talk to me. Okay?"
There are 14 clones (including Phil) .-. i really dont know why i counted
LazyGirl are you including barbershop quartet Dan as one clone or four?
Four, since they're all separate... hopefully
LazyGirl and the irony. Your name says you are lazy xD
How did he not reload his gun?
He cloned the gun.
Dan: I’m calling the police
Tom: *ham*
Dan: In shock
Tom in his head: did that work?
0:45
HaM
Orion: choose your two weapons tom
Tom: Ham and gun
well, it actually worked, he didn't call the police...
HE WAS A DAN FAN AT HEART ITS CLEAR
HE SEARCHED AND FOUND A DAN HAIR
HE SPENT TEN LONG YEARS TO BUILD A CLONING MACHINE
AND NOW HES ACOMPLISHED HIS WONDERFUL DREAM
TO MAKE A HOUSE OF DANS
its a house of dans
house of memories
house of wolves
house of gold
and now
house of dans.
meant to be
Julian Yang but he killed them all 😂
Melanie Mendez House of Devils
House of kings
Julian Yang IT'S A HAN
Melanie Mendez
House of Dans by Fall Out Boy
I can't believe that Tom would do that! Seriously, what kind of person does that?
If you do have ham, don't lie about it!
LOL 😂
I know
well now this is sad because of the "I live here " AND the "feat. Daniel Howell
Phandom! at the Superwholock what?
well, bc it's no longer "ft. Danisnotonfire" and he (they) moved so he doesn't live there any longer
he doesn't live there *cries*
*ham slap*
AmazingLibby crafts**********
“Hola!!” *Gets shot* “Adios!”
@John O'Neill Span Won't be forgoten
@John O'Neill tom called him span
@John O'Neill oh lol sorry xD
In the captions it says 'gets shot in spanish'
1:11. ⟵(๑¯◡¯๑)
"Really? They all look the same to me."
The fact that it took me EIGHT YEARS to get that--
“Remember if a strange man offers you candy, there’s probably more in his car” *shot* “Ah...drink bleach” I’m dying XD
Lots of U.S. people are too
Well, Rest in peace.
Did you listen to him😒
The perfect educational dan
*sings the word ow*
XD
if you look in the description, you will see who Phil played. you're welcome.
lol
OMG 😂 IM SCREAMING
A phil dan
SCREAMING COS PHAN
Omg lol 😂
0:00 - 0:25
actual footage of me trying to start a conversation
Lol
@@jayisobsessed9443 robertidk eh
Brody Myott sa
Brody Myott me
Same XD
Glad I rewatched this
If you go to the description, it says
“Phil Lester, As Phan”
Nice
And then the top comment (currently) says "Married Dan: Dan Lester" after a bunch of puns about Dan's name.
oof
OBird u
Plot twist-dan wasn’t the chair, that was a clone, Dan was the ham all along.
*holy sh-*
he calls him dam
He calls him... han
DAN DAN HAM!
Damn knew it
Wait... "Doesn't understand the human body Dan", "Really bad advice Dan", "Secretly Asian Dan" and "Suicidal Dan" aren't just... Dan?
Yes
Absolutely right
ikr
AHAHAAAA
This made me cry
The most impressive thing here is the 10 shots out of a 6-shot revolver
"Did your hair lose...weight? Did you get new.. um...arms?" IF THAT ISNT ME TRYING TO SOCIALIZE
All my favorite bands/ groups/ person in one name
Same
Rap Monsters Panic! At the My Chemical Romance C
Same
same here 😂😂😂
Rap Monsters Panic! At the My Chemical Romance C ur name is me
nobody:
Literally nobody:
UK subtitles: *gets shot in spanish*
Hola!
*gets shot in spanish*
Adios!
It also says “Another juicy ham slap”
bruh im spanish
spanish: bruh soy español
Im glad im npt the only person who saw that
@@mattwades2627 same
SO GOOD
AGREED
+emmablackery OH MA GERD ERMA
OH HEY EMMA NICE TO SEE YOU POPPING UP!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH. Help I spat everywhere with laughter at this video...
+emmablackery The three of you guys should do a collab. You, Tom, and Chan.
AGREED
This has the greatest twist ending in all of cinematic history!
This is just _perfect_
'hola'
*gunshot*
'adios'
Braiden Davis with the captions on it says [gets shot in spanish] which I didn't think was possible but okay
Braiden Davis "Who was that?"
That was the spanish Dan
Lobster Mobster "I called him span"
So did he
"remember kids, if a strange man offers you sweet, there's probably more in his car! *Wink*"
an accurate representation of sarcastic Dan 😂
that was probably the real dan tbh
Jessica Barnetson ii8
“What are all these dead bodies doing here!”
“Honestly, not much”
Every line of this is genius
Still my favourite smartass reply to this kind of question.
"Hola!"
*gets shot in Spanish*
"Adios!"
Best scene ever.
tom in the beginning is me when im drunk
also really bad advice dan
same
Alison11 11Groen same
Alison11 11Groen DAN DAN HAM
it's ham dam Dan
Span:"Hola"
*Tom shoots*
Span: „oh...adíos“
*R.i.p Span*
*"Hola...Adíos"*
Jani_Bunny :3 i
Gets shot in spanish
Ewan Croft there is really no difference just because the "I" has a fancier dot above it. Really. No difference 😐
Ewan Croft It’s “adiós” the accent goes on the “O”
Mornin Potato it’s not a fancy dot, in Spanish it changes the way you say a word like “Papa” means potato but “papá” means dad
ham overload. ham overdose
guys this is giving me pinof throwbacks
hhhhhhhhham
+Safiyyah ham poisoning
Ham
Yes I've been waiting for this comment
+Safiyyah A ham fic
“What are all these dead bodies doing here?!” “Nothing much, honestly.”
And all these others lmao. Just. The whole fuckin skit.
this is legit my favourite video on youtube.
SAME!!!
I saw that this video starred Phil Lester and I was confused as to why it said that..
UNTIL THAT DAZZLING RAY OF SUNSHINE POPPED UP ON SCREEN AND WAS KILLED IN SECONDS
SAME
+ramseylikesthegalaxy SAME
yesss
Socyat!,
Basically what happens when you start to like a book character
I CRI
Spanish Dan
Span
Mexidan
Daniel the Spaniel
PROTIP
PRO TIP
+Giovanna rojas PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
“DAN! DAN! HAM!!! [Captions(It’s funny. Laugh.)]”. I couldn’t stop thinking about it since yesterday, which shows how good it is. 😂😂😂😂
"WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?"
"Honestly not much."
Corrine Eide huhuahahaha
I saw this comment as they said it
Corrine Eide XD
Dan : *what are all these dead bodies doing here?*
Tom : Honestly not much
😂😂😂
Alana Harder i read that as they said it
Favourite part of the video srsly
A Llama Harder
This man killed 8 Dan's with a 6 bullet gun without reloading.
@GachaKat116 Thanks.
@GachaKat116 I know. I take it as a compliment.
Tell that to Hershel
Dr. Fettuccini actually 10 clones the barber dans which was 4 shots
@@creeperking2641 That just makes it weirder.
Love how dan just lets it happen
Captions: HOLA! [dies in spanish]
adios
[cries for Spanish compadre in Spanish]
[Muffled screaming]
[Actual screaming]
Mr. Clowdy (gets shot in Spanish*
I went to go turn on the captions to see it, and i saw different types of options for captions. And one of the them was "English (United Kingdom) With Extra Jokes"😂
“hola”
*gets shot in spanish*
“ _oh adios_ “
“well theres suicidal dan but uh”
*gunshot*
“yup thats all of them”
What if suicidal dan just clined himself to kill him. So, there is 1 more killer dan, who is going to turn Tom in the sofa and close the hole
One of the best quotes ever lol
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
good job quoting the video, very original.
@@pshekchik Dun dun Duuuun!!!
Me socializing: What is a living room? Have you got new arms?
Did your hair lose weight?
Suicidal Dan lasted longer than the rest of them
Friend: "Whats in the living room...... DEAD BODIES?!". Me: "Well i guess it's not the living room anymore". Friend: -facepalms-. Me: -laughs insanley-
lol
*claps*
+Rhinocerawesome. tomska: did you get new.... arms? wow.. nothing else he could have said
+Heidi Walton I WOULD DO THIS
+Heidi Walton That is excellent. I'll use that.
At the end:
Tom: That's Phil-Dan. I call him Phan.
Dan: ...
okay but Phil is credited as "Phan" on IMDB O_O
OMG YES
2:35
I thought the clones were getting Scarce. I guess I was wrong.
Has any
G
I had a small heart attack with the Phil part
Same
Me too
+sophienicole Cos he's a clone
I literally yelled WHY YOU KILLING MY PHILLY!
same
That "Ham!" at the end broke me.
I liked how he ACTUALLY changed the title of the video after the rebranding. 😂
"What are all these dead bodies doing here?!"
"Honestly, not much."
Omfg, why am I laughing so much?
Reyna M. This is my favorite joke in the hole video
Skwisgaar it's my fave scene aside from Span's appearance 😂
it's the worst joke oml but that's why it's my favourite lmao
Phil Lester as Phan
I love IT
Nightlie Arrow Phil.. who?
coco fox YT Philip 'Le Sunshine' Lester?
Are you joking? Legitimately, I can't tell
Nightlie Arrow YES
Multi-Fandom-Bxtch Hey Pham (;
Nightlie Arrow Hey!
"You know you can just talk to me, we've all had that feeling where we bottled up our emotions until we feel like we need to kill a whole bunch of clone"
I like how specific he was being
Dan: what are all these dead bodies doing here?
Tom: Honestly not much
Genius
Dan: I'm calling the police.
Tom: Er- HAM!
Dan: Hm?-
(Ham)
HAM
@@thearbiter1544 Dan: *throws ham to ground* I want answers.
I mean he’s not wrong-
Be original
[gets shot in spanish]
Didn't know that was possible.
[responds in Spanish]
Did you get new... Arms?
Yes
SeaHeart 1234 no but my hair lost weight
SeaHeart 1234 Yes I did thanks for noticing
me trying to make conversation
No but did your hair lose weight?
sorry there’s no way that this was 5 years ago. I swear I just watched this the day it came out like 2 days ago
chair dan
oh god the chair fic
NONONONONONONO
NO
Noooo
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE
+notarademo I KNOW IT
“Did you get new..... *arms?* “
“Did your hair lose.... *weight?* ;w;”
why thank you for noticing
Yes
Only sometimes
Did your legs get an upgrade?
I don't have hair
"hola"
**Bang**
"Adios"
¡Hola! ¿Como te llamas?
Frisk Gamer *dies in spanish*
I love how every clone is credited as being played by Dan in the description, even suicidal Dan, who never appeared onscreen.
Phil Lester as Phan
Im NoT dEaD i SwEaR
😂😂same
same😂
OHH DMEEEEE OGSSHH AHHHHH
+Shirley Ma More like....Pham. xD
Sorry, had to do it...
we all died a little bit inside