I used to think Married with Children was hilarious. Until I got married and had children. I realize now it was actually a public service announcement.
as a young man I pitied that man. as an adult I envy him. huge house,cool neighbors, classic car, hot wife that always wants to have sex, good looking kids, stable job, has a family life as well as an active social life.... man what a life, what a legend!
My favorite speech from Al has to be: Al: See, healthy people are like dinosaurs, their not fit to survive. Jim's body couldn't handle the burgers, and bon bons, and pastry suckins like real Americans. You see Peg we, are the truly strong. Peg: You really think so Al? Al: Absolutely. Al: See that cockroach there? Peg: That one? Al: No, that one.... Well any one of them. You don't see them carrying off a can of wheat germ do you? Kelly: 'Gurm' dad. Al: Thank you pumpkin. So Peg let's all follow the example of our friend the cockroach; They where here before man, and they'll be here after man. You know why? They eat crap. And I say; Anything that's good enough for the cockroach is good enough for my family.
What I like about this show: Al showed he could be charming Peg showed she could be a good housewife Bud showed he could get the girl Kelly showed she could be smart Marcy showed she could be sexy Steve showed he could have a backbone Jefferson showed he could get a job And Buck showed he could be obedient
And WE could find some other sitcom to watch and relate to. But we choose not too... why... because we like to show Al how happy we are at how unhappy he is.
As a married man for many years, it's pretty liberating not having to slick back my hair, put on cologne or swishy clothes or waste time in shitty clubs anymore. It's just a bar of regular soap, a stick of regular deodorant, regular toothpaste and the same-ass haircut for the last 20 years. I've aged into the man I was meant to me and with a good woman still with me by the grace of God I'm lovin' every minute if it...and we both love Al Bundy 😂😂😂
It really hurt to see that show come to an end. Without a doubt, it was the funniest show EVER. There will never be a show that would even come close. To say that Ed O'Neill was perfect for that role is an under statement. He was beyond perfect and beyond a Hero.
One major truth in this one: "I'm married with children." Ed O'Neill definitely WAS Married with children, without him the show wouldn't have been nearly as funny.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End
Glad you liked it. Here is a real life example from non other than Mick Jagger www.thejournal.ie/jerry-hall-first-marriage-bali-mick-jagger-2543524-Jan2016/
I miss older comedies, when writing was seen as jokes. Even though they would receive hate mail, they didn't give in & pander to those who were offended.
Yea… comedy has always pandered to an audience, you just happened to be in that audience back then. There’s also so many genres of comedy that blanketing them with “old” and “new” is beyond barbaric, lol.
They were constantly battling standards. Your perception isn't accurate. The religious right was as anti-free speech as the new left. People just forget
Al messing around under the hood of the Dodge. Bud: "Do you even know what your doing in there?" Al: "Now Bud, your starting to sound alot like your mother."
+Big R I also like "Every man's fantasy, to be kept by a woman whose skirt is as short of the lifespan of the man that she chooses". The episodes of the 1st 6 years are filled with hilarious unique quotes.
I would say NO to bringing back the show because them disgusting liberals already fucked up Roseanne and she is innocent by the way because they're the racist hypocrites themselves with more racist jokes and I rather have them stay away from Married with Children. Blah! Blah! Blah! TRUMP IS THE BEST PRESIDENT too for revealing liberals true selves
I'm watching MWCh from the beginning. At the end of 3rd season I can't imagine anything better than Al's monologue from episode with librarian (it caused tears in my eyes): "So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner."
I feel some connection with this man. I had a life once. Then, when I was 18, everything changed and I got acquainted with the bottom of the pit. Slowly, through a lot of shit, life was recovering, I had children, a job, a place of my own. Then at the age of 30 another breakdown befallen me. At 30 you don't have the same time to get over yourself and rebuild your life. If you have kids, it's even worse, because you drag them down with you. So, to prevent that, I had to send them away with their mother. As they're better off away from me. And that's how you go from a man standing on his pride to an alcoholic bum. Al Bundy is an inspiration to me..
My fave Al Bundy line Marcy: why must you always be so negative? Al Bundy:WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD?? .HAHA I always loved the lines directed at Marcy. Lmfao
"How dare you say that to my face!" "We'll I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!" First time I heard that I didn't stop laughing until the show was over.
@@dcavalli9 Was it worth the time and effort? Are you able to use it, or has it given you better job options? Just curious. Well done in getting an advanced degree.
@@drServitis It was brutal at times, but I did do some of the best work of my life (at least up to that point). It was a new experience, and I got away from home for a while. (I commuted to my college.) Job-wise, the M.A. helped in some cases, but had no effect in others. These days, I'm hoping to make a transition to being a mechanic. More money. But, yes, I'm glad I did it. Above all, I was happy after 20 years to be finally done with school (starting with nursery school).
@@dcavalli9 Sorry for all the questions. Just came across your comment that sparked an interest. In the university I went to they offered a master's in public administration and a master's in political science in the same department. You said your master's is in 'politics'. Do you know how that would differ from the MA in political science? Again, just curious. Hope your switch to being a mechanic pays off for you. You must be a good student to get through everything you've pursued in education.
My favorite Bundy quote is considerably longer but includes a similar statement in it Al made at the end of his Christmas poem "Twas the night before christmas, and all trough the house, no food was a-stirring, not even a mouse... Stockings were hung around dad's neck like a tie, along with a note that said "presents or die"... Children were plotting, all night in their beds", while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head... But daddy had money, this year in the bank, then the bank closed up early, now dad's in the tank... All of a sudden, Santa appeared, a sneer on his face, booze in his beard! "Santa" i said, you do so much for others, do something for me... "Bundy" he said, you only sell shoes, your son is a sneak thief, your daughter a flooze... "HO HO" said Santa, should i mention your wife? Hair like an A-bomb, nails like a knife! As he climbed up the chimney, that fat piece of dung, he mooned me two times, even stuck out his tongue I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee, you are *Married with Children*..... and you'll never be free."
According to Wikipedia Ed O'neill was actually an undrafted free agent with the Pittsburgh Steelers, but he got cut in training camp. So after pro-football didn't work out for him he became a substitute social studies teacher while trying to get into acting. Interesting life.
*sigh* If Rick and Morty can be on air, a live action recreation of Family Matters is shown on a major network, and SNL regularly does racy things for a live show (which is under the 2nd most SWJ-motivated network, after The CW), then this show would be fine. It’s like people forget that Its Always Sunny on Philadelphia is a show, smh.
@@motodog242 You'd be surprised how many rules, laws and regulations the FCC gave us just to get our series past them today. And if they sent us notes we had to explain why certain elements are important. "Why does that coral look like penis's?" "Because that type of coral looks like that in Nature."
Best scene I remember from the show was when it opens with Al on the sofa making a sandwich. With toothpaste. The studio audience is clearly freaking out and you here one guy go "No Al NO!" He doesn't eat it because Peg interrupts him. "Ahh Peg what is it? I was about to eat lunch and fight cavities at the same time!"
I watched almost every episode during its original run. I had the benefit of all of Al Bundy's wisdom. And yet, still, I went and married a red head. What was I thinking?!?! Oh, right. As Al would say "I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am..."
He had a line in one show about how women should have a third boob. When his neighbor Steve asked him where he would put it, Al replied: "On her back ... for dancing."
my fav quote: Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
You completely missed the point. All those things he mentioned aside from socks, brushing and what not. He said were for attracting. He's married and has kids. Why does he need to do any of that when he already has a wife who thinks he's attractive regardless. Of course he'll still brush and what not. Personal hygiene and all. But he already has his partner. He doesn't need to try so hard to attract her.
I'm 32, and i'm beginning to realize nothing I do matters anymore.My time in the sun has come and gone, I'm slowly................... but surely turning into Al Bundy.
Peg: "Al I'm thirsty" Al: sits on the couch with a miserable look on his face, wipes the sweat off his forehead then flicks it at peg. LMAO! That shit was classic!
See that's what I love about Al. Even though he's annoyed by his family, deep down he really does love them. Something other shows like Family Guy constantly fail at because every character in that show is unlikable beyond relief.
SURE, I CAN RELATE WITH AL....AND I REALLY LIKE FAMILY GUY AS WELL...THE WIFE TOLD ME THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD MARRIAGE....i TOLD HER IT WAS NOT A WORD, IT IS A SENTENCE.....
I like the bathroom episode where she turns the bathroom pink. You tells her change it back Peg and of course she doesn't and he goes in there and unleashes a massive dump, while all the people from her decorating class were in there
I used to think Married with Children was hilarious. Until I got married and had children. I realize now it was actually a public service announcement.
🤣🤣🤣
Ain't that the truth. Lol
So true
So true yet we idiots still go ahead and do it.
Luke Austin You're the smart one 👍Yet i don't regret having my kids. My 2 sons are my best mates
🍺 🍻🍺
"don't try to understand women, only women understand women and they hate each other" AL bundy
That's not Al.
That's Fraiser...
I understand women, and I like them.
@@trentvlak🤡
@@trentvlak😂😂😂😂😂
@@liatborenblum1921 what's so funny
"Look, Peg; either feed me or feed me to something, I just want to be part of the food chain."
I use this one often
You think Carol Baskin was told that? Possibly his last words.
LOL! 🤣
"I want to love women like how I love my dogs. My dogs need me but they don't act like they don't."
~Patrice O'Neal
My favorite Al Bundy quote: "Pretty women make us want to buy beer, ugly women make us want to drink beer!"
todd krager that was a great one
pretty women sell cars, ugly women sell... tennis rackets
@@deathrager2404 minivan not rackets
@@djuro20 clearly havent seen the show, would remember that quote otherwise. sad
@@deathrager2404 th-cam.com/video/spIrhYfwi5c/w-d-xo.html
Peg: "hi honey, did you miss me?"
Al: "with every bullet so far"
Peg, on her way to visit her family: Will you miss me, Al?
Al: Not if I use a scope.
Peg: "Maybe you need a bigger gun"
The Greatest Line OF ALL TIME. 😎🤣
Peg: "Rub my feet"
Al: "Peg, I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of 'em. 🤣
Yes, But my aim is improving.
"So I was driving home.. lord knows why"
“Oh thank you! I’ll be back for one more request. It involves a thunder bolt ⚡️ and Uh.” 👉🏻*points at peg*
All time favorite bundy quote: “it’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the fat that makes you look fat”
Some women need to hear this, honestly! 😅😂🙈
I have some 15 all time favorite quote, and that's surely one of them!
It's my top quote!
Dress is the Victim
Amen! 😂
as a young man I pitied that man. as an adult I envy him. huge house,cool neighbors, classic car, hot wife that always wants to have sex, good looking kids, stable job, has a family life as well as an active social life....
man what a life, what a legend!
Not to forget, scored four touchdowns in a single game
a real life homer simpson lol
@@lmc4964 And he's a shoe salesman. He gets to look up pretty girls skirts every day, and then insult the fat land whales.
That's because the stage director gives him money on a regular basis silly.
@@MrAquinas1 Why does that even cross your mind?? What's the point??
My favorite speech from Al has to be:
Al: See, healthy people are like dinosaurs, their not fit to survive. Jim's body couldn't handle the burgers, and bon bons, and pastry suckins like real Americans. You see Peg we, are the truly strong.
Peg: You really think so Al?
Al: Absolutely.
Al: See that cockroach there?
Peg: That one?
Al: No, that one.... Well any one of them. You don't see them carrying off a can of wheat germ do you?
Kelly: 'Gurm' dad.
Al: Thank you pumpkin. So Peg let's all follow the example of our friend the cockroach; They where here before man, and they'll be here after man. You know why? They eat crap. And I say; Anything that's good enough for the cockroach is good enough for my family.
They had some good writers on that show.
funniest talent ever
Correct
All women too
@@josephb375 was it? Wasn't that black guy Mike moye the main writer?
@@fkaiba94 yea you ryt gud on ya mate
"Never try and understand women, women understand women, and they hate each other." ~Al bundy
What I like about this show:
Al showed he could be charming
Peg showed she could be a good housewife
Bud showed he could get the girl
Kelly showed she could be smart
Marcy showed she could be sexy
Steve showed he could have a backbone
Jefferson showed he could get a job
And Buck showed he could be obedient
But none of them chose to be those things for long, it's just required to much effort! HA HA
Good observation. The Bundys, no one can come in between them.
And WE could find some other sitcom to watch and relate to. But we choose not too... why... because we like to show Al how happy we are at how unhappy he is.
He was unhappy? I watched because I wanted someone to be envious of.
I really like this post. It’s something I hadn’t noticed as a kid
My favorite Al quote is “As long as there have been women, there have been men doing stupid things to impress them.”
Aka simp 🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡
Men walk into the gym and see a pretty lady and say oh I think I’m going to start the workout by benching oh let’s see, 9 tons.
Best Al Bundy Quote ....... "Breastfeeding is a Natural Act" .... "So is peeing but they won't let me do that in public"
Ken P "A man is a man for his whole life but a woman is only sexy until she becomes his wife." Al Bundy
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.". Al Bundy.
"You would say that to my face?"
"I would say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas"
They do in France.
🤣🤣🤣
The show ended about 25 years ago but the jokes are still beyond of the time.
All these years later and the jokes are still funny. Classic
Because Al Bundy try to warn us the dark future that was instore for us but we didn't listen.
Wow and you thought it were jokes😂😅
Actually, all these years and the stupid jokes are still stupid.
Hands down one of the best sitcom shows ever
Why, someone needs to get out more.
This is one dumb ass show pandering to the brain dead, beer guzzling American idiots
Al Bundy the ultimate unsung hero.
Its crazy how these eps still hold up today n still get laughs even after hearing it numerous times amazing.
They couldn't have a show like this today,,To many cry baby's these day's
'Why should I be attractive? I'm Married with Children!"
Truer words were never spoken.
As a married man for many years, it's pretty liberating not having to slick back my hair, put on cologne or swishy clothes or waste time in shitty clubs anymore. It's just a bar of regular soap, a stick of regular deodorant, regular toothpaste and the same-ass haircut for the last 20 years. I've aged into the man I was meant to me and with a good woman still with me by the grace of God I'm lovin' every minute if it...and we both love Al Bundy 😂😂😂
It really hurt to see that show come to an end. Without a doubt, it was the funniest show EVER. There will never be a show that would even come close. To say that Ed O'Neill was perfect for that role is an under statement. He was beyond perfect and beyond a Hero.
married with children match game and hollywood squares there will never be another show as good
And that's why every Labor Day, we shall celebrate Al Bud-Day!
Ed O'Neill should have won an Emmy
‘Once a boy becomes a man, he’s a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.’
Godspeed Reverend Al.
Correction..."A man is a man all of his life, but a woman is sexy, until she becomes your wife". Bud's 18th birthday episode!
😂
"I'd say it to your face, but my cars only got half a tank of gas"
One major truth in this one: "I'm married with children." Ed O'Neill definitely WAS Married with children, without him the show wouldn't have been nearly as funny.
Ed O'Neill was one of the reasons why Married with Children was put on the map and became very successful.
I really do think Ed O' Neill made this show but damn everyone in the cast were all individually funny on their own especially Bud.
Nah, O'Neill was awesome but everyone was lovable and could keep up with Ed. Marcy is the type of woman I dislike and she even had his moments
Buck was the brains of the operation
The writers might have had something to do with it.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End
It's beautiful.
Glad you liked it. Here is a real life example from non other than Mick Jagger
www.thejournal.ie/jerry-hall-first-marriage-bali-mick-jagger-2543524-Jan2016/
that was the best story I've ever read. thnx
Such a perfect dream, man.
So fucking beautiful, I almost cried.
I should make another account, so I can vote you up a second time!
“A man’s house is his coffin.”
Peg: hi honey, how was your day?
Al: well, I came home. How good could it have been? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I miss older comedies, when writing was seen as jokes. Even though they would receive hate mail, they didn't give in & pander to those who were offended.
Yea… comedy has always pandered to an audience, you just happened to be in that audience back then. There’s also so many genres of comedy that blanketing them with “old” and “new” is beyond barbaric, lol.
@@motodog242 fair enough, but the audience that gets pandered to today is in the minority, and are the loudest.
@@TheGhostofMrArthurs And they never laugh, they're always miserable.
They were constantly battling standards. Your perception isn't accurate. The religious right was as anti-free speech as the new left. People just forget
Al: I said “no”
Bud: Why?!!
"Women. Can't live with them... The end." - Al Bundy
Norm from “Cheers” had a similar line in the 80’s: “Women. Can’t live with them, pass the beer nuts.”
Al messing around under the hood of the Dodge.
Bud: "Do you even know what your doing in there?"
Al: "Now Bud, your starting to sound alot like your mother."
God knows we need another "Al Bundy!!!!"
One of the best sitcoms ever.
Watching this show as a kid it was funny, going back and watching the episodes as an adult married for 11 years. Hilarious!
The best quote on here isn't Al Bundy. Its Bud Bundy...."Why??"
+Big R I also like "Every man's fantasy, to be kept by a woman whose skirt is as short of the lifespan of the man that she chooses". The episodes of the 1st 6 years are filled with hilarious unique quotes.
Nope, Jefferson,"Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you just wrecked."
I do believe this is the quintessential Al Bundy quote and epitomizes the series. Well done Paul.
Al Bundy, the best and funniest guy, the should bring this show back, not Roseanne.
I would say NO to bringing back the show because them disgusting liberals already fucked up Roseanne and she is innocent by the way because they're the racist hypocrites themselves with more racist jokes and I rather have them stay away from Married with Children. Blah! Blah! Blah! TRUMP IS THE BEST PRESIDENT too for revealing liberals true selves
KiamarMasterT Couldn’t have said it better myself!
"married with grandchildren"🤔
Kids aren't like Kelly and bud are now. It wouldn't be the same.
@@FlashEarth89 Thanks for the comedy act!
I'm watching MWCh from the beginning. At the end of 3rd season I can't imagine anything better than Al's monologue from episode with librarian (it caused tears in my eyes):
"So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner."
Man, that is inspirational
Ref. Duckman's best rant.
I feel some connection with this man. I had a life once. Then, when I was 18, everything changed and I got acquainted with the bottom of the pit. Slowly, through a lot of shit, life was recovering, I had children, a job, a place of my own. Then at the age of 30 another breakdown befallen me. At 30 you don't have the same time to get over yourself and rebuild your life. If you have kids, it's even worse, because you drag them down with you. So, to prevent that, I had to send them away with their mother. As they're better off away from me. And that's how you go from a man standing on his pride to an alcoholic bum. Al Bundy is an inspiration to me..
Yo man, I hope you aiiight and you came out stronger.
My fave Al Bundy line
Marcy: why must you always be so negative?
Al Bundy:WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD?? .HAHA
I always loved the lines directed at Marcy. Lmfao
lol in response to that she kicks him in the ankle ..
Not Gon lie, first time I saw this I almost teared up. Especially the part where he begins to devolve. Felt like all hope left the guy.
I almost teared up at the "glasses" episode. The part where he said "I'm an old man... my life is really over..."
@@marcelparker6755 That episode had me dreading getting spectacles. Haven't got em so far and I hope I won't ever.
"How dare you say that to my face!"
"We'll I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!"
First time I heard that I didn't stop laughing until the show was over.
Classic show that helped get me through high school, college, and graduate school.
The audience became a big and important part of the show.
What's your graduate degree?
@@drServitis Politics. (Not a "science" where I went. Okay, stop laughing.)
@@dcavalli9 Was it worth the time and effort? Are you able to use it, or has it given you better job options? Just curious. Well done in getting an advanced degree.
@@drServitis It was brutal at times, but I did do some of the best work of my life (at least up to that point). It was a new experience, and I got away from home for a while. (I commuted to my college.)
Job-wise, the M.A. helped in some cases, but had no effect in others.
These days, I'm hoping to make a transition to being a mechanic. More money.
But, yes, I'm glad I did it. Above all, I was happy after 20 years to be finally done with school (starting with nursery school).
@@dcavalli9 Sorry for all the questions. Just came across your comment that sparked an interest. In the university I went to they offered a master's in public administration and a master's in political science in the same department. You said your master's is in 'politics'. Do you know how that would differ from the MA in political science? Again, just curious. Hope your switch to being a mechanic pays off for you. You must be a good student to get through everything you've pursued in education.
Peg ; why are you never taking me to the beach ..
Al; What's the point, you still always find your way home
everything you need to know about marriage in that one clip
Death row...till death do we part.
I'd like to see the clip of Al saying: "Life didn't pass me by. It sat on my head."
Man this show was good.
The older I get the more I can relate to Al Bundy...can I get a wohhhhhh bundyyyy
My favorite Bundy quote is considerably longer but includes a similar statement in it Al made at the end of his Christmas poem
"Twas the night before christmas, and all trough the house, no food was a-stirring, not even a mouse...
Stockings were hung around dad's neck like a tie, along with a note that said "presents or die"...
Children were plotting, all night in their beds", while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head...
But daddy had money, this year in the bank, then the bank closed up early, now dad's in the tank...
All of a sudden, Santa appeared, a sneer on his face, booze in his beard!
"Santa" i said, you do so much for others, do something for me...
"Bundy" he said, you only sell shoes, your son is a sneak thief, your daughter a flooze...
"HO HO" said Santa, should i mention your wife? Hair like an A-bomb, nails like a knife!
As he climbed up the chimney, that fat piece of dung, he mooned me two times, even stuck out his tongue
I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee, you are *Married with Children*..... and you'll never be free."
lmao , I had forgot about this , but now I remember the episode .. omg funny.. . Thank you for posting ..
1.22 "Why?" One of the best ever one word lines!!!!!!!! Simple and deadly hillarious...
Al: "I'm married with children"
Cinemasins: "Roll credits!"
They cut out where he buries his hand in his crotch. [The End].
Was thinking that exact same thing.
Exactly what I was thinking.
That classic line sums up the whole show right there ,I Married with Children LOL😂👍🍻
Al Bundy: Does anybody, care that I haven't eaten in days?
Deep philosophy: "to be kept by a woman whose skirt is as short as the life
span of the man that she chooses."
When people weren't so butt hurt and had a sense of humor
Ah I miss the days before people got “triggered”
The writing for this show...
Just brilliant.
I actually learned something from this 😱
This quote sums up Al Bundy solid. The rest of the episodes try to say this, but Al sorted it out for himself.
This guy been in two great sitcoms and both wives were hot lol, great job Ed.
The second sitcom is shit and his wife in that show has zero talent compared to Segal....just has a pair of you know what...
According to Wikipedia Ed O'neill was actually an undrafted free agent with the Pittsburgh Steelers, but he got cut in training camp. So after pro-football didn't work out for him he became a substitute social studies teacher while trying to get into acting. Interesting life.
@@drServitis Just imagine... Al Bundy as your substitue social studies teacher 🤣
@@boratisgod Anyways…
Amazing how back then this show could get away with so much.
And if you did this today, it would've been banned after ten minutes.
Yeah. U mention, "Hooters, big unz, or the nudie bar " and its rated R
*sigh* If Rick and Morty can be on air, a live action recreation of Family Matters is shown on a major network, and SNL regularly does racy things for a live show (which is under the 2nd most SWJ-motivated network, after The CW), then this show would be fine. It’s like people forget that Its Always Sunny on Philadelphia is a show, smh.
@@motodog242 You'd be surprised how many rules, laws and regulations the FCC gave us just to get our series past them today. And if they sent us notes we had to explain why certain elements are important.
"Why does that coral look like penis's?"
"Because that type of coral looks like that in Nature."
Have you turned you TV on lately?
Best scene I remember from the show was when it opens with Al on the sofa making a sandwich.
With toothpaste.
The studio audience is clearly freaking out and you here one guy go "No Al NO!"
He doesn't eat it because Peg interrupts him.
"Ahh Peg what is it? I was about to eat lunch and fight cavities at the same time!"
It was Steve that interrupted him. And then bit into the sandwich.
One of my favorite episodes
I always thought this was a really surreal and introspective conclusion, but a warmly affectionate one. The best one in the series' history, maybe.
O man, I’ve seen this series for two times and never get bored.
my favorite Bundy quote is the one where he talks about NO Tax on beer.
I watched almost every episode during its original run.
I had the benefit of all of Al Bundy's wisdom.
And yet, still, I went and married a red head.
What was I thinking?!?!
Oh, right. As Al would say "I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am..."
Every single episode of Married with children is classic and will live forever!
“A man’s home is his coffin”
Ah, we all get to this point.
Al Bundy: I’m married with children.
Cinemasins: Roll credits.
Man I miss this show!!!!
He had a line in one show about how women should have a third boob. When his neighbor Steve asked him where he would put it, Al replied: "On her back ... for dancing."
Been looking for this clip for a while now, thanks for uploading it.
Al: "Well, I'm off to the nudy bar!"
Bud: "But Dad.... mom's in a train wreck..."
Al: "Bud, you're mother is a train wreck."
That shotgun comment Al made......
"PRICELESS"!
my fav quote: Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
So marriage means, No bathing, No brushing, No changing your socks, No being nice to people and No being happy. I will stay single.
+Wis Dom i am with bud WHY!!!!?? XD
same here
You completely missed the point. All those things he mentioned aside from socks, brushing and what not. He said were for attracting. He's married and has kids. Why does he need to do any of that when he already has a wife who thinks he's attractive regardless. Of course he'll still brush and what not. Personal hygiene and all. But he already has his partner. He doesn't need to try so hard to attract her.
The Darkness You are so blue pilled my friend. You are really nice guy
The Darkness And that was not a complement. 😉
There is just SOMETHING about his voice and delivery that makes me want to listen to him talk and talk and talk!
I'm 32, and i'm beginning to realize nothing I do matters anymore.My time in the sun has come and gone, I'm slowly................... but surely turning into Al Bundy.
You and 99% of the males in this World feel the same way. Life is a cruel joke on all of us.
Peg: "Al I'm thirsty"
Al: sits on the couch with a miserable look on his face, wipes the sweat off his forehead then flicks it at peg.
LMAO! That shit was classic!
Al: ...but I said no.
Bud: Whhyy?
😂😂
One of the best monologues in The shows history.
My fav Al Bundy line..."Sigh..Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard"......
Greatest sitcom ever
I love Al Bundy, his frustration used to remind me of my Dad, now it's more like me.
See that's what I love about Al. Even though he's annoyed by his family, deep down he really does love them. Something other shows like Family Guy constantly fail at because every character in that show is unlikable beyond relief.
SURE, I CAN RELATE WITH AL....AND I REALLY LIKE FAMILY GUY AS WELL...THE WIFE TOLD ME THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD MARRIAGE....i TOLD HER IT WAS NOT A WORD, IT IS A SENTENCE.....
I hat u.! C I can use gud engrish like u.......
@@biltom And you're still alive? How?
@@biltom LOL! I'll use that quote if you don't mind, it's priceless!
My favorite
Peggy: did you miss me Al
Al: with every bullet so far
Greatest title drop ever.
Bud: "Why??" and Al: "The changing of the socks..." - still laughing!
This was a good episode one of the best
People would have a meltdown if this was back on TV now
My all time favorite tv show
Al is oh so right! And there would be absolutely no better way to put it!
Al:"guys like that deserve what they get"
"He's getting your wife"
Al: "well let the punishment fit the crime"
Al Bundy after hitting a softball HR : today today today, I'm the luckiest man on the earth earth earth
Sprint to the altar & say "I do", then a few years later it's "What the hell did I do"? Yeah, that's the ticket.
Wish we all could live so good
I like the bathroom episode where she turns the bathroom pink. You tells her change it back Peg and of course she doesn't and he goes in there and unleashes a massive dump, while all the people from her decorating class were in there