I just came across this and its comical. This time last year I had a handful houseplants. More of my plants were aquarium plants. Lol but as I've gotten more into terrestrial plants, I've realized how true these can be 😂 nutrient chemistry is just as, if not more important in aquaria than it is in terrestrial plants, and people try to tell me to use these broad fertilizers... I'm already used to looking for nutrient deffeciencies and addressing them. No need to overload my plants with extra nitrogen and phosphates they already get plenty of from their water (aquarium water, of course 😄) it cracks me up
Yeees, more of pretentious rare plant Regina please! I never wanted to punch someone so much who also simultaneously made me laugh hysterically😅. The accuracy... 👏🏻👏🏻
Swear to God, I started watching a video of some chick plant shopping at a rare plant shop in Seattle where everything was ridiculously expensive (Her instructions to her audience, "it's a rare plant shop and Seattle is an expensive city, so I don't want to hear it about the prices."), and I quit at the point that she was going to their super secret greenhouse and she said, "No, I can't tell you where it is, so don't even ask, BYEEE." People I follow are interesting, curious and kind. She was like Nellie Oleson and Veruca Salt rolled into one. She didn't even say anything interesting about plants. It was basically, "It's rare and expensive. Let's get it." Not into envy culture.
Just discovered your channel and I have been binging! So many plant tubers on here but your personally is just so refreshing and calm and nice and I am obsessed keep making good videos. I need content when my kids sleep 😂😂
I AM the human humidifier. I know that it doesn't do much, but it makes me feel good. And my standard line is "Your pot is way too big for your plant".
I water my Spanish moss by misting bc I’m too lazy to dip it in water 🤡 now my room is 75% humidity and I have probably more gnats than plants… it’s a small space… in a basement... and I’m very new to plants. I need a dehumidifier rather than a humidifier now that I have this thing that tests the air and know my lungs are 25% away from swimming 🏊♂️ Faltered on my mosquito bit tea regiment. And when I potted my new plants (mostly succulents.) in new pots recently a few died because the lady I watched encouraged big pots but the pots I chose were too big for the plants sadly. I had such ambition. Bottom watering deep pots with succulents that have shallow roots oof.
Also love when they hit you with the "my plant is dying why is yours thriving, any tips?" Then they tell you that it's in a dark spot because philodendron "thrive" in lower light conditions. 😂
Nick OMG! 🤩 I discovered you a few months ago through your Hoya Kerrii video and your subs have gone way up since then! Congrats! I’m glad more people are getting to enjoy your sense of humor like I have 🥰💜💯🙌🏾
It has prime real estate on my microwave ;). I have this one three weeks and it's growing well for me. My string of beads hates me. I hope you do end up rich and famous.
I recently discovered your channel, 😘 love your content! No nonsense, i really dont like some of those hysterical plant vloggers, theyre like fake plastic trees ✨🌱✨ keep it up Nick
One thing that drives me crazy but I don’t say anything is when people put their plants(especially succulents and cacti for some reason) the darkest spot possible. Put one of those purple led clip *grow lights* 5 feet away from there plants and call it 🌿🌱💙my winter setup🌿💙. Then a month later ask why all their plants are dying. 🙃🙃🙃 I never thought I was a snob but I am lol
I am so glad I found a plant TH-camr that contradicts the “omg! It has to be bright indirect light!” I honestly think that to be bright it has to at least meet the light at some point of the day. Otherwise it is medium light at most, no? Then what is low light? Dark room?
Yup, especially "bright indirect light" is so vague and leaves so much for interpretation. I live in Denmark, my plants will never burn to a crisp even if I put them directly in the window
@@mimimo6010 I live in Canada. All plants in my house are trying to get some sun in my south window right now... Seriously considering buying some grow lights at least for the Hoyas and succulents.
@@tuanaoliveira I currently have 3 grow lights distributed over my place and am getting one more.. my plants would not make it over the winter otherwise, with only a few hours of minimal sunlight
So great 😄😍I find u...love to watch it...good educational love what u do. Lot think that so helpful. After I find u 2days ago I been keep watching on your playlist all day long. I just start know l lot of HOYA. 💕 love them all.
Rare plant Regina the human humidifier with Arabian pony hair. If the account didn’t have my attention before; it sure does now! Keep up the great content. :)
There is so much shade in this video that all my plants died immediately
Just me Rare Plant Regina being me....
Ahahahaha!!!
You win the internets today.
Hoo Wee!!! That's funny!😂
This is legit. I’ve been growing plants for 40 yrs. I have plants older than some of these folks trying to tell me I’m doing something wrong. Haha
That’s people for you... 😭
I just came across this and its comical. This time last year I had a handful houseplants. More of my plants were aquarium plants. Lol but as I've gotten more into terrestrial plants, I've realized how true these can be 😂 nutrient chemistry is just as, if not more important in aquaria than it is in terrestrial plants, and people try to tell me to use these broad fertilizers... I'm already used to looking for nutrient deffeciencies and addressing them. No need to overload my plants with extra nitrogen and phosphates they already get plenty of from their water (aquarium water, of course 😄) it cracks me up
"yeah I TOTALLY saved this Hoya from dying.... it had a yellow leaf and I totally cut it off. now it's thriving 😍😍"
Hoyas suck
"Hoyas thrive on neglect."
Stop trying to make Hoya happen it’s never going to happen
This is sooo gooddddd 😂😂😂
🤣 “enjoy ur life as a human humidifier “
It’s a lifestyle choice
@@phytosexual legit lol at the human humidifier line. 👏🏽💕
2:14 “Expensive collection of fungi” love it
It was actually expansive but that works too 💚
Yeah, expensive... to have it treated and removed! 😬
Correction: Rare Plant Regina’s house smells like the inside of an organic, free-range dead horse. 🙊
Always 💚
With no hair..
Yeees, more of pretentious rare plant Regina please! I never wanted to punch someone so much who also simultaneously made me laugh hysterically😅.
The accuracy... 👏🏻👏🏻
When people love you, people love to hate you. Pls escort yourself away from my collab commoner 🙄
“All fittonias are drama queens” I FEEL SO CALLED OUT
Just water the damn plant :p lol
@@phytosexual I guess I would be a drama queen too if I went without water for a week lol
i think they should be sold explicitly as terrarium plants. Put it in a jar, forget about it for a year - it will be fine!
To be fair, they can be a tad dramatic about it though. They can faint and still be just fine as soon as you water it
I’m gonna need more Rare Plant Regina in my life🤣😂🤣😂
Maybe she’ll do a rare plant unboxing or something 💚
Swear to God, I started watching a video of some chick plant shopping at a rare plant shop in Seattle where everything was ridiculously expensive (Her instructions to her audience, "it's a rare plant shop and Seattle is an expensive city, so I don't want to hear it about the prices."), and I quit at the point that she was going to their super secret greenhouse and she said, "No, I can't tell you where it is, so don't even ask, BYEEE." People I follow are interesting, curious and kind. She was like Nellie Oleson and Veruca Salt rolled into one. She didn't even say anything interesting about plants. It was basically, "It's rare and expensive. Let's get it." Not into envy culture.
The humidity "filter" had me DED. 💨
Thank you for blessing the plant community with your honest, sarcastic, witty, and no BS content!!!
Just discovered your channel and I have been binging! So many plant tubers on here but your personally is just so refreshing and calm and nice and I am obsessed keep making good videos. I need content when my kids sleep 😂😂
Should've had "I bought it because its popular" 🙄 "I like rare plants only", "The best way to water your plants is butt chugging" 😂 part 2?
At some point yes
”I just bought this Amazonian endangered species for internet clout"
@@Ricardo-fv2qi "I would tell you what it's called but-" giving a condescending look "you *clearly* wouldn't know about it anyways"
I laughed so hard at the whole thing, but the "Arabian pony hair" killed me ! Not to mention Rare Plant Regina's misting skills.
Please kill the pony after you take its hair
“I’ll get you a philodendron for your grave and mist it 15 times a day” had me DYING! 😂 😂 😂
I AM the human humidifier. I know that it doesn't do much, but it makes me feel good. And my standard line is "Your pot is way too big for your plant".
People always overpot their plants.
I water my Spanish moss by misting bc I’m too lazy to dip it in water 🤡 now my room is 75% humidity and I have probably more gnats than plants… it’s a small space… in a basement... and I’m very new to plants. I need a dehumidifier rather than a humidifier now that I have this thing that tests the air and know my lungs are 25% away from swimming 🏊♂️
Faltered on my mosquito bit tea regiment. And when I potted my new plants (mostly succulents.) in new pots recently a few died because the lady I watched encouraged big pots but the pots I chose were too big for the plants sadly. I had such ambition. Bottom watering deep pots with succulents that have shallow roots oof.
Love your sense of humor. Love this video. Thank you!!!!!
*creme brûlée has left the chat*
Yeah for peasants like nick. Rare Plant Regina only eats la creme de la creme de la creme brûlée.
omg for a fraction of a second I freaked out 😂
Keep doing more of these! The potting mix was especially funny bc I make my own boujee soil mix 🙈😂
We love that bespoke soil
Also love when they hit you with the "my plant is dying why is yours thriving, any tips?" Then they tell you that it's in a dark spot because philodendron "thrive" in lower light conditions. 😂
Your philodendron isn’t thriving because it’s not in your closet 💁🏻♀️
I love your videos I come for the plants but I stay for those cheeks bones and commentary.
Ikr I’m blessed by my trust fund, my rare plants and Jesus
Humidity filter had me rolling 🤣
I cant see
U forgot the tiny one leaf plants with the price tag on, they had for years
I did 💚
Hahaa! So good! "Rare plant" is an eye roll, my fam disowned me for a week after fish fertilizing, and true about the imported pottery!!!! Love you!
Oooof fish fertilizer fish 🐠
If facebook buy/sell trade groups were a person it would 100% be Rare Plate Regina 😂😂
So would Reddit trade groups
perfection! that misting bit has to be a gif.
The video needs to be a gif lmao 💚
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Here ya go 💚
Your channel was suggested to me by the algorithm. You're my favourite plant youtuber!! Hope to see more rare plant Regina
Hehe, so true. You missed this one: "So, here's my one leaf cutting - I can't wait for it to get 7 feet tall"
lol
*LoW LiGhT lOvInG hOuSe PlAnTs* 🥴🥴🙃
I keep all of my houseplants under my bed. They THRIVE on neglect.
I am literally obsessed watching all your videos now
Don't come back to me complaining about brain injuries.
OMG this video and this comment section is giving me new life today. Blessings upon you all.
I am LIVING for your videos. Thank you for bringing some humor( and truth!) Laughter is good medicine, and keepin' it real invaluable to me!
JAHSDHJDHSGH Rare Plant Regina should have her own series
Rare plant Regina will be making re-appearances in the channel. Maybe in a few videos.
Why has it taken me this long to watch this video...I needed it for my soul
Glad I could fulfill your entire being :)
Nick OMG! 🤩 I discovered you a few months ago through your Hoya Kerrii video and your subs have gone way up since then! Congrats! I’m glad more people are getting to enjoy your sense of humor like I have 🥰💜💯🙌🏾
Thank you 💚
@@phytosexual thanks for introducing us to Rare Plant Regina also 😂💀
You got an affiliate code or shop link for that Arabian pony hair?lol
use code rareplantregina for 0% off
Also they were an endangered breed and I already killed most of them for my wig collection so good luck 🍀
This is so hilarious (but so true)!😄 Great job Nick!
Thank you 💚
HUMAN HUMIDIFIER !!! :')
Excuse me I’m doing gods work...
I love your energy omg
I’m Rare Plant Regina of course you love my energy.
This is hilarious 😂 I love your content!! ❤
Thank you I keep the plebeians would like it 💚 -RPR
Thanks for the late-night laugh
A human humidifier lmao! You are so funny!! Please keep posting videos, I am here for it!
Rare Plant Regina is a mood that we've all experienced. Love it 😂😂😂
It has prime real estate on my microwave ;). I have this one three weeks and it's growing well for me. My string of beads hates me.
I hope you do end up rich and famous.
Lmao Rare Plant a Regina would love it, I’m just happy making videos 💚
This video is so true! I loved it! Thanks for making my morning 💚
You’re welcome
Omg this is gold!!
Obvi cause I’m in it, maybe I’ll make an appearance appearance again if I’m feeling charitable
Please let this be a series!
*Share if you liked the video* 💚
*instagram.com/phytosexual*
Who wants more Rare Plant Regina?
Love you arabian pony hair Regina. Totally boss.
Obvi
LOL!!! There are so many plant tubers who flip and play with their hair!! So on point!!
So many sassy finger snap moments. Also the Madonna vogue tiddie cone moment gave me life .
Thank you 💚
i LOVE your channel, nick
Best video ever!!!
He’s kind of boring, he should be grateful I did this collab to save his channel.
sis u forgot "LOL I’M NOT AN EXPERT BY ANY MEANS BUT I'VE BEEN GROWING FIDDLES AND RARE PLANTS FOR LIKE A YEAR SO U COULD BASICALLY SAY I AM LOL HEHE"
I’ve been given advice from those people. Don’t listen to those people.
This is absolutely perfect and correct in every way omg
Rare Plant Regina is ridiculous and I can't wait to see her again.
Regina would loooove your attention 💚
This video being on my recommended just made my morning. Drinking coffee and laughing my ass off??? Yes, please. Subbed. 🌻
Pls don’t choke 💚
@@phytosexual Um. Err.... that definitely did not nor would ever happen. 🤫😉😎... Tell no one.
Thanks for the laughs. It's nice to change things up sometimes.
Lmfao. I had to share this with my other Hoya friends 🤣 especially the misting kinds.
I'm still laughing.
This video was freaking HILARIOUS!!
Thank you 😊
"What else would I plant my obliqua in?!" LOL
The teeth of your archenemies
Thank you for being my voice. I feel very seen after watching this.
i died...love you Nick you do you boo!!!thank you so much
By far, my favorite video 🤣😂💯 thanks for creating this video.
Of course you love it, myself, Rare Plant Regina is in it.
@@phytosexual 😂🤣❤️
Lmao 😂 I love your humor thanks for a great start to my day.
Glad you liked it 💚
Ohhh the shade lmao :D love it!!! And so true!
Lololololol 💚
You friggin CRACK ME UP!!! I love it!! 😂😂😂😂
"What Else Would I Plant My Oblique In?" HA Yesssss!
My solid gold pot 💚
@@phytosexual Haaaa!
I spat up my coffee! This is gold.
Hair looking luscious
Had to re-watch ! so good
Thanks!
Help I got radon poisoning from the 200lbs of lava rocks I'm keeping in my home
Radiation mutates plant cells and increases chances for variegation, so it’s worth it.
I recently discovered your channel, 😘 love your content! No nonsense, i really dont like some of those hysterical plant vloggers, theyre like fake plastic trees ✨🌱✨ keep it up Nick
Thank you 💚
One thing that drives me crazy but I don’t say anything is when people put their plants(especially succulents and cacti for some reason) the darkest spot possible. Put one of those purple led clip *grow lights* 5 feet away from there plants and call it 🌿🌱💙my winter setup🌿💙. Then a month later ask why all their plants are dying. 🙃🙃🙃 I never thought I was a snob but I am lol
The shade of it all.
Well nobody gives their plants any light, so its quite useful...
I am so glad I found a plant TH-camr that contradicts the “omg! It has to be bright indirect light!” I honestly think that to be bright it has to at least meet the light at some point of the day. Otherwise it is medium light at most, no? Then what is low light? Dark room?
Idk I just put em in the window 😂
Yup, especially "bright indirect light" is so vague and leaves so much for interpretation. I live in Denmark, my plants will never burn to a crisp even if I put them directly in the window
@@mimimo6010 I live in Canada. All plants in my house are trying to get some sun in my south window right now... Seriously considering buying some grow lights at least for the Hoyas and succulents.
@@tuanaoliveira I currently have 3 grow lights distributed over my place and am getting one more.. my plants would not make it over the winter otherwise, with only a few hours of minimal sunlight
This plant channel is a vibe lol.
We vibin’
Your mind is lush and vibrant, your irony has such crisp edges. Great acidity level! 😀
Love the poetry
Just called my Fittonia a drama queen two minutes ago; I’ve been called out
Ya got caught 💚
I stand by my statement, you’re a nut Nick. Very funny
I’ll let him know. Why are these comments so obsessed with him??? 🙄
Also nick says thank you 💚
You are a breath of fresh air. And funny af. .
I try not to be polluted air :)
Yesss my favorite plant youtuber
Honesty he’s pretty boring, but you can thank me for saving his channel....
@@phytosexual ok lol
Hilarious! And both my fittonias flopped today. Drama queens! 😂😂😂😂
Water ya plants 😂
Omg common plant chris and rare plant Regina getting in a fight
Ideas ideas
Speaking of plastic pots home depot or lowes cant remember which one has recycling for plastic pots
The humor!! I’m weak
Thank you 💚
Omg you are my favorite, you are SO FREAKING ADORABLE!
Rare plant regina sells "rare" variegated pothos on fb for $50 for a 3 inch pot.
I wouldn’t put it past her.
What about the whole “if you ask for a cutting you are trash” type of bullshit?
So great 😄😍I find u...love to watch it...good educational love what u do. Lot think that so helpful. After I find u 2days ago I been keep watching on your playlist all day long. I just start know l lot of HOYA. 💕 love them all.
Thank you 💚
Unfortunately I’m not the first to say this, but u are my favourite youtuber. 💍
Omg the Rare Plant Regina channel is coming soon TYSM ❤️
HILLLARRRRIOUSSS!! loved this
Glad you liked it :)
I'd be happy to see you become rich&famous. I can't wait 💚
I laughed so hard after this video, too funny, keep it comin dude !!🤣🤣
I’m comin’
@@phytosexual 🤣🤣
You're so weird. I love it! 😁
You are so funny! I love this video! 👍
Thank you! 😁
Totally hilarious!! Had me smiling 😄!!! Thx!
Rare plant Regina the human humidifier with Arabian pony hair. If the account didn’t have my attention before; it sure does now! Keep up the great content. :)
They kill the pony right after 🤣
Promptly
Nick Alexander thank goodness. I’d hate for it to suffer 😂😂
We love a queen who can read
Lol I don’t why people hate plastic nursery pots so much 😂. I like plastic better than tetra cotta especially for my peace lillies
If your plants are in the right size pots you should be good 😂
I love your channel so much lol
Omg this is so accurate and funny! Great job