I got shocked by an electric fence today and I distinctly remember right before it happened thinking "Will I become the path to Ground today?" And then I got shocked so I'm pretty sure I survived an encounter with Volton
i held onto the handrail on an escalator ONCE as a child and my hand came away BLACK WITH GRIME and my parents told me "never ever touch the handrail again"
im So glad more people know about volton now :,) my physics teacher liked showing us old tapes sometimes, and of them volton was easily my favorite. the chaos, the amorality, the 80s aesthetic, all so very dear to me. GROUND
tbh would love to see a final destination meets nightmare on elm street style movie where Volton psychically influences people to "Become His Path To Ground"
Y'know I think the volton tape DID work really well actually though, like I never would have even considered what to do if you crash into a power pole and the cables touch the car, cause I would have just thought "oh if that ever happens i'd be dead" but of course not the rubber tyres are in the path to GROUND
I was messing around in Skyrim the other day and made a character named “VOLTON” that’s a magic and archery build. Electric magic for close range and bows for distance. He’s got a bow with a soul trapping enchantment and electric damage called “path to ground.” Makes me wish I could make mods, so I could make him a storm atronach follower and use the VOLTON voice clip saying “GROUND” when he kills 😂
the Powered Builder buckle in the current Kamen Rider show being all themed around caution tape and safety railings means that safe t rider’s spirit lives on
ironically, i pogged openly when scorpy lead in to be cool about fire safety. fuckin iconic addendum: holy hell three solid gold tapes in a row, hopes are high for this last one... addendum 2: GROUND.
i love the genre of educational video tapes that scared children so bad. i remember in elementary school where they showed us all a video about what if the world ran out of oil/gasoline. it was horrifying, the thing i remember the most was the super market barren of food and produce, and the only fresh food they had was rotted and slimy. i had to leave half way through so the only part of the tape i got to watch was the Horrors to get kids scared before the up lifting message at the end so my only takeaway was "we are all fucked and the world will die a horrible rotted end"
volton would have fucking TERRIFIED me as a kid. i was always scared whenever i walked near any electric cables or anything. the car one would have made me screamcry for hours. on the other hand i was easily swayed by singing mascots and didn't understand the uncanny so safe-t man would have been totally fine
Honestly by the standards of these things Safe T Rider's flow/rhymes weren't bad, I was actually surprised. Places above Sam Sprocket and the Be Cool About Fire Safety raps in my childrens educational rap tierlist for sure
Volton Voice: NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF Y'ALL JUST BECAME MY PATH TO GROUND, JUST SAYING 💅🙄 Anyways I love how that film had the same structure and tone of a fucking slasher movie
Volton had the feel of a toku adaption like Power Rangers or Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, and loved it for that. Also, speaking of toku, Holly making a reference to Kamen Rider Spirits made my jaw drop. I had no idea she knew about Kamen Rider!
16:24 i’m trying to imagine what it would be like to be filmed by this cameraman, and he just keeps pushing the camera towards you and tilting it, somehow never straight, always at an angle, and i don’t think i’d be able to keep my cool like these kids
I definitely got the alternate version of the Fire Safety video, it was styled more like the Eddie Cat or Money tapes, and seemore smoke *was* gilbert gottfreid in that version
watched this while going to bed and istg the last video (volton?) made me have the WEIRDEST dreams. and also woke me up. 10/10 would not experience again
i gave myself the Mandela effect on accident by having both this open and scorpys twitch w autoplay turned on (which i completely forgot that i had even opened) and twitch began playing the queen died dj set and i thought that the queen had actually died when THIS was streamed causing me to have a mild panic...
I think I remember hearing that Jason Alexander had to do that fire safety video as part of a community service sentence he received for a DUI. Is it true? I can't be bothered to verify.
Volton is just The Current Pharaoh but nobody is ready for that conversation it seems
I got shocked by an electric fence today and I distinctly remember right before it happened thinking "Will I become the path to Ground today?" And then I got shocked so I'm pretty sure I survived an encounter with Volton
Volton looked upon you and judged you worthy
i held onto the handrail on an escalator ONCE as a child and my hand came away BLACK WITH GRIME and my parents told me "never ever touch the handrail again"
im So glad more people know about volton now :,) my physics teacher liked showing us old tapes sometimes, and of them volton was easily my favorite. the chaos, the amorality, the 80s aesthetic, all so very dear to me. GROUND
the pog video looks like they attached the camera to the head of an overly curious parrot
these vods are my path to ground
tbh would love to see a final destination meets nightmare on elm street style movie where Volton psychically influences people to "Become His Path To Ground"
Y'know I think the volton tape DID work really well actually though, like I never would have even considered what to do if you crash into a power pole and the cables touch the car, cause I would have just thought "oh if that ever happens i'd be dead" but of course not the rubber tyres are in the path to GROUND
I was messing around in Skyrim the other day and made a character named “VOLTON” that’s a magic and archery build. Electric magic for close range and bows for distance. He’s got a bow with a soul trapping enchantment and electric damage called “path to ground.” Makes me wish I could make mods, so I could make him a storm atronach follower and use the VOLTON voice clip saying “GROUND” when he kills 😂
ive never felt more powerful than being the One person in chat who knew about safe t rider before the tape started
the Powered Builder buckle in the current Kamen Rider show being all themed around caution tape and safety railings means that safe t rider’s spirit lives on
ironically, i pogged openly when scorpy lead in to be cool about fire safety. fuckin iconic
addendum: holy hell three solid gold tapes in a row, hopes are high for this last one...
addendum 2: GROUND.
i love the genre of educational video tapes that scared children so bad. i remember in elementary school where they showed us all a video about what if the world ran out of oil/gasoline. it was horrifying, the thing i remember the most was the super market barren of food and produce, and the only fresh food they had was rotted and slimy. i had to leave half way through so the only part of the tape i got to watch was the Horrors to get kids scared before the up lifting message at the end so my only takeaway was "we are all fucked and the world will die a horrible rotted end"
safe-t-rider is fucking horrifying, but i love volton. GROUND
volton would have fucking TERRIFIED me as a kid. i was always scared whenever i walked near any electric cables or anything. the car one would have made me screamcry for hours. on the other hand i was easily swayed by singing mascots and didn't understand the uncanny so safe-t man would have been totally fine
Honestly by the standards of these things Safe T Rider's flow/rhymes weren't bad, I was actually surprised. Places above Sam Sprocket and the Be Cool About Fire Safety raps in my childrens educational rap tierlist for sure
54:38 Safe T Rider REAL.
I've been working through the VHS Viewingz backlog and I'm so sad to be all caught up now :(
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Volton Voice: NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF Y'ALL JUST BECAME MY PATH TO GROUND, JUST SAYING 💅🙄
Anyways I love how that film had the same structure and tone of a fucking slasher movie
God I’d love a slasher where the killer is explaining how to avoid them like an instructional video
48:47 holy shit Log unlocked a hidden memory
G R O U N D .
⚡️GROUND.⚡️
everytime i see someone get shocked "ground"
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1:15:30
woah I'm totally viewing VHS viewing right now
Volton had the feel of a toku adaption like Power Rangers or Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, and loved it for that.
Also, speaking of toku, Holly making a reference to Kamen Rider Spirits made my jaw drop. I had no idea she knew about Kamen Rider!
I fell asleep after watching the fire safety part and actually dreamt that my room was on fire
48:48 when I was a kid we had a house on wheels type thing too, but it was for teaching earthquake safety rather than fire safety
Safe T Rider ✨
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Volton: Watch as I make Saft-T Rider my path to ground.
16:24 i’m trying to imagine what it would be like to be filmed by this cameraman, and he just keeps pushing the camera towards you and tilting it, somehow never straight, always at an angle, and i don’t think i’d be able to keep my cool like these kids
I definitely got the alternate version of the Fire Safety video, it was styled more like the Eddie Cat or Money tapes, and seemore smoke *was* gilbert gottfreid in that version
um am i hallucinating? wasn't gilbert Gottfried the voice of seemore smoke?
thank god im not hallucinating
watched this while going to bed and istg the last video (volton?) made me have the WEIRDEST dreams. and also woke me up. 10/10 would not experience again
What is wrong with safe-t-rider’s eyes?!!
Every can of starlight coke, personalized
They showed the fire safety video in my class when I was little and it terrified me. I was so paranoid after that
i gave myself the Mandela effect on accident by having both this open and scorpys twitch w autoplay turned on (which i completely forgot that i had even opened) and twitch began playing the queen died dj set and i thought that the queen had actually died when THIS was streamed causing me to have a mild panic...
"Thou shalt not distribute and reproduce this tape"
Bro Volton sounds so much like Sinistar, another freaky character from the 80s. He's from an arcade game! GROUND
p.o.g: point of gamer.....
Finally I can view a vhs
Safe T Rider is definitively the worst kamen rider, and I’ve seen Over Demons
All Cops Are Volton
It's time
19:30 now hold on a sec. Are we just skipping over this part
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Well that intro basically jumpscared me XD
Why do i vaguely remember the elevator one....
volton in dbd when???
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I think I remember hearing that Jason Alexander had to do that fire safety video as part of a community service sentence he received for a DUI. Is it true? I can't be bothered to verify.
Aww... You cut out the bit where I got all of chat to scream TRANS RIGHTS! for 3 minutes cause it was Trans Day of Visibility.
sounds like perhaps scorpy was annoyed you encouraged chat to spam
the pre-show isn't included in the TH-cam cut, but can be viewed twitch: www.twitch.tv/videos/1442592089
@@ABoyNamedCharlotte he encourages his chat to spam pretty often, I doubt he cares
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