VHS VIEWINGZ: Pasqually's Pizza Secrets, Blockbuster Training, N64 and more...

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  • @Citrusautomaton
    @Citrusautomaton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "I'm-a-gonna show you how to top"-Pasqually, 1991

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I remember being DEVASTATED in chat when they talked over it and didn't joke about it... lost potential rest in pepperonis
      Unless it was intentional then yeah lol valid

  • @Autumn_Actually
    @Autumn_Actually ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The thing I learned from Pasqually is that Baaulp doesn't know how dough works lol. Nobody tell him how long you leave sourdough out for.

  • @scottromig7633
    @scottromig7633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Buster Sales looks, sounds, and acts like he would be an NPC in Fallout: New Vegas. Like I can definitely see a sidequest where you're trying to buy tapes for a ghoul because Buster Sales is ghoulphobic and won't sell them to him

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Considering how he treated the disabled kid, yeah he would be ghoulphobic

    • @mr.toothy
      @mr.toothy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was getting Spamton vibes from him but no your absolutely right.

    • @djdee6386
      @djdee6386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mr.toothy *Memorize these [[TOP 50 MOVIES]]

    • @lobotomite5615
      @lobotomite5615 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i don't think buster sales is just ghoulphobic

    • @unrelatablecontent629
      @unrelatablecontent629 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of the gob side quest in 3

  • @Autumn_Actually
    @Autumn_Actually 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I recommend all the Showbiz/Chuck E. tapes, especially Concept Unification, where they somberly explain how to destroy a Showbiz Pizza and convert it to Chuck E. Cheese's after the rebrand... They're all on TH-cam, give them a shot!

  • @blackmagicbanette2820
    @blackmagicbanette2820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Holy shit, I worked at a Casey's Pizza (Local to the midwest USA for those who live somewhere with population) in 2021, literally identical process to that pizza tape, the equipment was just barely different. Even the expertly trained Pizza-assassin in 1:02:06, who is prepared to defend the store with his pizza blade.
    Pizza never changes.

  • @djdee6386
    @djdee6386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The shopping cart tape feels it could transition into analog horror any second

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the text slowly getting bigger is literally pure inspiration for analogue horror

  • @FlipperSynth5
    @FlipperSynth5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how Buster Sales just torments this minimum wage summer employee for not doing capitalism good enough

  • @lillieampurra
    @lillieampurra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i remember being in chat when the blockbuster tape came on and i said out loud "ITS BUSTER SALES!"

    • @lillieampurra
      @lillieampurra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the demon, bustersales

  • @Cumbercuke
    @Cumbercuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I took driver's ed in 2010, but they still made us watch a VHS tape that heavily featured SEGA's Outrun

    • @Ene-Chan
      @Ene-Chan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that sounds amazing

  • @lottieratworld
    @lottieratworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    think the timestamps are wrong, theyre all offset by like 37 minutes for the pre-show (which isnt in this vod). great stream regardless, love these tapes : )
    edit: thanks for fixing them! awesome vod is now MORE awesome

  • @Ene-Chan
    @Ene-Chan ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The shopping cart one feels like a Jack Stauber project

  • @Lilcutiepie95
    @Lilcutiepie95 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is a certified socpens classic.

  • @rowanlavellan9755
    @rowanlavellan9755 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    re:NO ZONES, did Schoolhouse Rock not work for any of y'all? Because that shit still plays in my head when I'm working out whether a word is an adverb or an adjective...

  • @kerescrawford
    @kerescrawford ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I posted about my Blockbuster job experience on the last one. If you want another text dump, you're in luck. This training tape actually makes me miss the previous one with the leather jacket lady. I have no idea what they were thinking with the 'Buster' character. Why would we be compelled to learn from someone that blatantly annoying. It's intentional, because even the employee character is getting annoyed with them. Anyway, Blockbuster absolutely promoted upselling, but none of us actually did it, so scorpy saying he never experienced it sounds about right. You were supposed to ask if people wanted any 'candy, popcorn, or soda' as you were ringing them up each time. Everyone who is new tries to do it for like a day or two then stops because the customer already decided if they wanted those things before they got to the register and you just end up wasting time.
    I don't think I've ever tried to sell someone on a different movie if we were out of the one they wanted just because they had the same actor. Maybe this makes me a 'poor employee' or something, but I actually didn't like recommending movies. I don't really know you or what you like, and I don't really have the time to get that personal. Maybe if we were a smaller store, but we were massively busy all the time. I would NEVER do what the girl says at 21:11 and tell someone we'll have copies of the hot new release coming back later in the day. You're just going to frustrate them if they come back later and you still don't have it (because you won't, because they're gone as soon as they come back. They wouldn't even make it back to the shelf).
    Also I'm not committing your 50 best movie list to memory, you dope.
    24:13 - "All our tapes are for sale" No they weren't. Or they discontinued whatever that was by the time I got there. I mean yeah you could just not return it, but the late fees would have still accumulate. I can't remember what happens if you just never returned to pay the late fees. They got all your info on file, so maybe they sent it to collections, lol. Though I mentioned the removal of 'late fees' in my last post and how in that scenario you would essentially buy the movie, but that's a different story.
    The thing that amuses me about these videos is that they're saying 'look for the opportunity' and they set up a scenario where the opportunity falls right in their lap. It's never that easy. Most people don't talk like these customer characters like they're thinking out loud. I also don't think I ever recommended gift cards/certificates to people. People are generally smart enough to know what those things are on their own. Also the huge video bible is amazing. I am glad everything was on the computer during my time there. Also lol, fishing lures. "What uh, what do we have the wife complain about her husband spending his money on? oh yes, fishing lures!"
    31:55 - Every 20 hours to clean the VCR? News to me. But tapes were on their way out when I was there so, who knows.
    The great part about all of this is, in order to make sure you were checking people out 'correctly' they would send mystery shoppers into the store which are just people hired by the company to pretend to be normal customers who then rate you and return the feedback to the company. I always got perfect scores, despite never upselling or trying to sell you on different movies or whatever. So my guess is the mystery shopper knew that stuff was mostly bs and just gave you a good score as long as you weren't an asshole. There's one thing I did sell on occasion and it was the movie pass, which was sort of like a monthly subscription that just let you swap out movies as much as you want. I can't remember the exact pricing but it was the one thing I considered actually a good deal if you liked to watch a lot of movies, and people were often interested once you explained it.
    This whole video was weird. Why the nerd character? Why the awkward son character? Were they supposed to be funny? Or... Whatever. The end, I guess.

  • @jfs983
    @jfs983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    19:19 That movie was 'Roxanne', a modern retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac starring Steve Martin and filmed in Nelson, BC, Canada! There's even a mural in town commemorating it. I cannot believe I know that.

    • @lenorebelladonna
      @lenorebelladonna ปีที่แล้ว

      interesting! i never hear of much happening in the kootenay region so this is neat to know

  • @mossfang
    @mossfang ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i was watching this while eating ramen and i just want everybody to know that 1:26:57 caught me so off guard that i inhaled the noodles i had in my mouth and tghey came halfway to sliding into my lungs

  • @Lilcutiepie95
    @Lilcutiepie95 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    God I miss these 😢

    • @socpensVOD
      @socpensVOD  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      the vods are archived on twitch in full! ill be launching a channel soon with vhs viewingz and edits/highlights soon so it wont get lost in the shuffle of vods anymore

    • @Lilcutiepie95
      @Lilcutiepie95 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@socpensVODI look forward to it! Y’all became like my friends when I listen to these

  • @Spoocecow
    @Spoocecow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The Pasqually tape is so healing after the Mario movie trailer

    • @Autumn_Actually
      @Autumn_Actually 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The majesty of nature... We need to take out Chris Pratt to save the Italians of mother earth...

    • @severalcakes3267
      @severalcakes3267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s an invasive species.

  • @paranoidlizard6338
    @paranoidlizard6338 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I feel like sometimes the voice actor for pasqually accidentally slips into a new york accent which like… that makes sense

  • @mimillullu
    @mimillullu หลายเดือนก่อน

    i am absolutely delighted to see that you watched the banjo kazooie tape. we had it when i was a child and i would watch it every night before bed. i just really liked it

  • @carybryan9211
    @carybryan9211 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hearing Scorpy say “Publix” like it’s some strange foreign idea really caught me off guard because I live in the south and that’s the only grocery store we have

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    6:24 that semi is making an illegal right turn from the left lane, why is the driver of the small car considered to be at fault here
    like yeah i get that the truck needs more space to turn but i dont think ive ever seen one take a right turn from fully within the left lane

    • @lottieratworld
      @lottieratworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no its legal, at least in america semis are allowed to use as much space as they need for a right turn i think. sometimes they can even use up 3 lanes for their right turn if its trailers long enough. the driver is at fault because they ignored the turn signals on the truck, and once the truck turns that far they probably cant see the car. lots of crashes occur here bc of that :( i believe the rules are the same for buses as well

  • @juniperjohnson4561
    @juniperjohnson4561 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:37:07 jerma moment

  • @blaze1892
    @blaze1892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I watched the fucking no zones vid in driver training

    • @scottromig7633
      @scottromig7633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LUCKY,,, they just showed me dead people

    • @blaze1892
      @blaze1892 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottromig7633 i mean they showed us dead people too so 😭

  • @ohnoagremlin
    @ohnoagremlin ปีที่แล้ว +4

    yelling YESS like i'm at a sporting events bc the clowns lead into a psa

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wait what kind of intersection allows you to go straight on the righthand lane AND allows the lane left of that to go right? It very much looks likethe truck was in thewrong or the county build this intersection to increase crashes

  • @GooeySlime
    @GooeySlime 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    so trucks are mmo raids then, got it

  • @declanedmison5442
    @declanedmison5442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They still use that first tape in 2021.

  • @paranoidlizard6338
    @paranoidlizard6338 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:13:47 at first i thought this guy was weating some kind of weird black makeup on his mouth that made it look like his mouth was open or like he was wearing a halloween mask made to look like a person’s face, but now i’m realizing that it’s probably a mustache, the grain on this video is just so much

  • @TheoTC
    @TheoTC 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    buster sales is INSUFFERABLE. i ABHORE him

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:00:57 JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 6: Stone Ocean.

  • @Johnwicklover1994
    @Johnwicklover1994 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    buster sales is kinda... 😳