I HATE Airplane Wifi.

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  • @LushSSB
    @LushSSB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6369

    I fly around 10 times a year and I’m so glad someone actually brought this up. Thank you Schlatt for representing those who have been suffering in silence

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yikes, a travelling normie

    • @thedak808
      @thedak808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Whenever I fly to and from Hawaii, they have wifi. But it only connects to the plane’s server (movies, tv shows, etc.)

    • @cityinsect
      @cityinsect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i hope you are joking

    • @TheRealestKushSmoker420
      @TheRealestKushSmoker420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why do you fly 10 times a year?

    • @shkworen2042
      @shkworen2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Stop this, just preload some entertainment on your phone

  • @user-sl1wt1dv4y
    @user-sl1wt1dv4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26439

    dude, just bring your own router on to the plane and ask the flight attendants to plug it in for you.
    you'd be surprised how polite and compliant they are when you're holding a gun to the pilots head

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15950

      This worked back in 99

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      @@jschlattLIVE I feel like jshlatt always gets mad at the randomness things 😂
      toilet wiping standing up
      Wii sports
      fan art
      Minxs
      Googling himself
      Other peoples opinions
      Logo redesigns
      1999
      Honestly man I’m on the edge of my seat to see what’s next

    • @Jaymson_
      @Jaymson_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I wish I could give you second like

    • @CHR_real
      @CHR_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@jschlattLIVE damn you really hit the citizens with the wombo combo back in 99

    • @jenniferwhite6073
      @jenniferwhite6073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ngl you had me in the first half

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12977

    Nothing will radicalise a person like shitty plane Wi-Fi, nationalise airlines so we can sort this out

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How about not using the Wi-Fi?

    • @saucy2833
      @saucy2833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I also want the same people who run the DMV to run airlines

    • @water3602
      @water3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FINALLY!!!!
      It's here.

    • @gordonhoth8597
      @gordonhoth8597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Yes, the gooberment will definitely make things better.

    • @NoChillAustin
      @NoChillAustin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ah of course patterz is here, farming likes and subs off of others I see...again

  • @Fleshi_Guy615
    @Fleshi_Guy615 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Out of all the TH-camrs who go on rants, Schlatt is one of the best at it. If a rant doesn't have good pacing, structure, and justification behind it, then it can fall apart. This was a really good rant. I should know, I'm something of a rant connoisseur myself.

    • @Shiswd
      @Shiswd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bro is the rant connoisseur

    • @Fleshi_Guy615
      @Fleshi_Guy615 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Shiswd Dude I don't even remember writing this. I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be ironic, at least partially... but I don't even know anymore. I'm not even sure what the joke was supposed to be.

  • @tyler3876
    @tyler3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5645

    Multi-mic Schlatt is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

    • @derrypurnamasari3921
      @derrypurnamasari3921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fimball2164 finally your dad left

    • @derrypurnamasari3921
      @derrypurnamasari3921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@homedecore3073 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER SPAMBOT
      GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

    • @4chanwetdreams
      @4chanwetdreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      just wait until you see what he did in 99’

    • @aneeveewhohasinternet1871
      @aneeveewhohasinternet1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@4chanwetdreams not as bad as what he did in '06

    • @4chanwetdreams
      @4chanwetdreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 what about 01’?

  • @snuffow.1218
    @snuffow.1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    seeing schlatts face and the title "I'm pissed off." has never filled me with more fear than ever before.
    whoever runs gogo better lock up because something may happen to them june 15th of 2022 at 8:37 pm.

    • @snuffow.1218
      @snuffow.1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ba Ba ! shut up

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      as we both know, Schlatt always starts his war crimes at exactly 8:37pm

    • @Schloopytoober
      @Schloopytoober 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      3/5 people in this reply are bots. Damn

    • @Exile559
      @Exile559 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      May, lmfao

    • @hadriandwyer2191
      @hadriandwyer2191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally, it's here

  • @zerow788
    @zerow788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12570

    This is just like when the boys talk about airplanes for 24 minutes

    • @johnpizza950
      @johnpizza950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      True, Peter MSNBC am i right?

    • @magical5181
      @magical5181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @visible guys are you apple rolling again? I hope not

    • @-Pank
      @-Pank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo I can’t

    • @bobbat2188
      @bobbat2188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Airplane? What for?

    • @Yemeles1
      @Yemeles1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real

  • @NickSmith-fe7lp
    @NickSmith-fe7lp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    This whole Wi-Fi thing has always been an issue with planes. Just feels like a class-action lawsuit waiting to happen

  • @katyekatart4722
    @katyekatart4722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    I'm now currently imagining "Schlatt" sitting is his seat at someone's wedding, vibrating with anger over plane wifi.

    • @haiyuc
      @haiyuc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LMAO

    • @drcone4302
      @drcone4302 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I can imagine steam coming out of his ears

    • @cherrycreamsoda4253
      @cherrycreamsoda4253 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drcone4302 turned into a 1930s work whistle

  • @boredhuman6512
    @boredhuman6512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2479

    I deeply apologize to victims of shlatts actions when he was "pissed off". I send nothing but best wishes and quick physical and mental recovery 🙏🙏🙏

    • @bubblesxd
      @bubblesxd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The bots above me probably have no friends

    • @Rayanial
      @Rayanial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bubblesxd lol

    • @tanghojittrevor374
      @tanghojittrevor374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok boomer

    • @hogsrider8319
      @hogsrider8319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worst of all he was in an airplane

    • @SurrKas
      @SurrKas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙏

  • @wndiua7566
    @wndiua7566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    I am beginning to regain the memories regarding 1999 when Jscatt was last “pissed off”
    The memories are flooding back at extreme levels and I cannot suppress them

    • @ORIONVIIXI
      @ORIONVIIXI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jscatt lol

    • @sh1tgotreal350
      @sh1tgotreal350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jscatt💀

    • @ibaxterrwoof
      @ibaxterrwoof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i wish you well for your further recovery, things like this feel like they’ll never go away. 1999 was an intense year for many of us, so stay strong

  • @Mr_Taternater
    @Mr_Taternater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I’m glad to see Schlatt calling out the price for people who don’t have infinite amounts of money like he does.

  • @ReddCinema
    @ReddCinema 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6588

    Jschlatt rants never miss! ❤

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And they never fail to question my sanity 😂

    • @xavvierr5544
      @xavvierr5544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      all of "your content" is just speed clips

    • @epicswag8802
      @epicswag8802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      comment botting

    • @someskeptic-kid9902
      @someskeptic-kid9902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @today was a good day no shut up

    • @smugo.
      @smugo. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't exist.

  • @mynameisasecret5320
    @mynameisasecret5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    I was on 2 flights a few weeks back and the wifi was perfect and free everytime. This just makes me appreciate how non shitty our domestic airlines are. Hearing about americans talk about airplanes makes me genuinly fear for my life

    • @hoisoynono
      @hoisoynono 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      what country are you from?

    • @hbomb3266
      @hbomb3266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What are your domestic airlines?

    • @mynameisasecret5320
      @mynameisasecret5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@hbomb3266 I'm Australian, and our main domestic airlines are jetstar, quantas, rex and virgin.
      Quantas and jetstar are owned by the same company, quantas has free wifi that works just fine all flight, and I've only ever seen jetstar wifi cost $5 AUD for a whole trip. (Which is less in USD)
      Virgin I'm pretty sure doesn't do wifi but the overall quality is still better then what I heard about spirit Airlines etc.

    • @Holl0wd
      @Holl0wd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yall have wifi on planes? Damn

    • @ibaxterrwoof
      @ibaxterrwoof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mynameisasecret5320 i agree, our domestic airlines got good wifi

  • @E579Gaming
    @E579Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    I like schlatts videos, its good to see someone complaining about these small things that get on your nerves

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just try and focus on the fact that
      you may still have a face

    • @E579Gaming
      @E579Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl I do not want to click on that link

    • @E579Gaming
      @E579Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@americankid7782 Its starting to peal off but i still do have a face

    • @henkdachief
      @henkdachief 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i didnt even knew you can have you phone turned on let alone get entertained by it.. what an entitled prick

    • @houyeet
      @houyeet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’d love drew gooden then

  • @scuffd8734
    @scuffd8734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Schlatt, I just wanted to say that I appreciate you. You always make my day better, and make me laugh. I have really bad anxiety, and your videos help me distract myself from my worries. Thank you for being hilarious.

  • @Youtooz
    @Youtooz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    he's pissed off

    • @BrizukoOG
      @BrizukoOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he's pissed off

    • @Tarsalknight795
      @Tarsalknight795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think he's pissed off

    • @joshualee4692
      @joshualee4692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      guys i think he might be just a little pissed off

    • @jaylee6083
      @jaylee6083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hmm idk bit he might be pissed off

    • @theAWPspammer
      @theAWPspammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo you down here

  • @captainjumpy202
    @captainjumpy202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3691

    Schlatt: refuses to buy wifi for 15 dollars
    Also schlatt literally 2 days ago: I bought gamer supps because anime cups

    • @crimsonlancer1872
      @crimsonlancer1872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Atleast the cups and gamer supps are reliable

    • @Exo7oxE
      @Exo7oxE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nah he bought it because *b l u e*

    • @violetweaver4034
      @violetweaver4034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is actually the worst point of all time

    • @DustyOrange
      @DustyOrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@crimsonlancer1872
      Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 actually a pretty good flavor by Russian Badger
      Also like the fact those anime cups list the artist they commission on the page too

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He has his priorities in order

  • @anthonynorris9322
    @anthonynorris9322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Truly disgusting that some "airlines" would do this horrible thing.

    • @savannajade973
      @savannajade973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Almost as horrible as what he did to those women in 1999

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@savannajade973 nah this is worse

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “airlines”

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 its AxxL again

    • @MetalMercutio
      @MetalMercutio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 No women allowed after 1999

  • @Replui22
    @Replui22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This has to be one of my favorite rants ever lol and so true

  • @NemuiCustoms
    @NemuiCustoms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

    Before I clicked the video: “When are you not angry, Schlatt?”
    After I watched the video: “Thank god I’m not the only one who was pissed off about this.”

    • @gegggggg
      @gegggggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slay

    • @nebulashitpostprodubtions5971
      @nebulashitpostprodubtions5971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Darius Bostic if I don't sin Jesus died for nothing.

    • @dre6117
      @dre6117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Darius Bostic if everyone sins, then Jesus also sins. Nice

    • @bigoudi07
      @bigoudi07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Darius Bostic Do not be afraid for your faith, Schlatt is a catholic using his influence to spread God's words of wisdom to his followers. Let things work itself.

    • @konondayo5397
      @konondayo5397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      how the fuck did this thread turn into a religion discussion

  • @declanuttley7158
    @declanuttley7158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Virgin airlines Australia was pretty good with their wifi. honestly, it was very good. It was free, no ads while connecting and a smooth connection process in general, I was able to watch an entire stream vod at 1080p with hardly any buffering. Really nice experience overall 9/10

    • @Thymed
      @Thymed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dang never have had free wifi, always have to pay like seven dollars for an alright signal

    • @rubberduck01
      @rubberduck01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've never paid for plane wifi before ever

    • @cefris
      @cefris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      qantas has somewhat decent free wifi as well too

    • @saber10beats2
      @saber10beats2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn, if only the actual Australian NBN was that too.

    • @infernolukegaming3212
      @infernolukegaming3212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As an Aussie this is true and very useful

  • @c0shplay820
    @c0shplay820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    can we get more of these they are extremely entertaining XD

  • @CaLypSO4456
    @CaLypSO4456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Years of flying on planes has taught me to always download movies/ music before I get on the flight, or be unblievably tired before I get on so I sleep through it

  • @hchappy125
    @hchappy125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I feel the same way about traveling internationally and trying to use your phone. Everything is entirely arbitrary. We have come so far technologically yet the companies that control this shit still want you disconnected from the rest of the world. You gotta step on eggshells if you don’t want to end up charged outrageously.

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    >not bringing a laptop loaded with 843 torrented movies

    • @sin7136
      @sin7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      it's just 843 versions of bee movie isn't it?

    • @Mikael440
      @Mikael440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo ganer!

    • @mountaindrew2241
      @mountaindrew2241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what’s up checkmark

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a phone with all of those movies

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 ปีที่แล้ว

      A pirate's life for me!

  • @ccolor
    @ccolor ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why you download music and videos before the flight so that you can watch/listen to it the whole time. Although, I understand that some people need to use "The Internet" or Insta/Twitter. Thats why I hate the entire flight system. it sucks, its always too hot or too cold, there's always a toddler crying two rows back or someone kicking your chair, and every time you try to fall asleep your head falls forward and wakes you up. Also, even if you do fall asleep by the time you wake up your covered in sweat, drool and your confused to where you even are for a good 10 seconds.

  • @TheLuckster
    @TheLuckster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1863

    ever since the "events" of 1999, "Jschlatt" being pissed off has never been a good thing

    • @kingoreo0012
      @kingoreo0012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @cupnotavailable2353
      @cupnotavailable2353 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @DefTheRat
      @DefTheRat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never forget

    • @Nixxos
      @Nixxos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      don't forget the events of 9/11/2001... don't make schlatt angry

    • @blurryphoto3379
      @blurryphoto3379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      conflicting reports abound, but we know it was either steel-toed boots or a yellow crowbar.

  • @Nothing21091
    @Nothing21091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3443

    Shlatt: "American Airlines charging $15 for wifi is bordering on a war-crime!"
    Also Shlatt: *prices Rammie slippers at $120*

    • @gspandem1204
      @gspandem1204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Well, that'e because WiFi from a multi billion dollar airline should be free. The slippers required a lot of time to make, and that's because of the quality.

    • @Mat-gf7nj
      @Mat-gf7nj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@gspandem1204 lmao

    • @marshman9548
      @marshman9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      how do you think he makes back all the money he spends on in flight wifi

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Noah Avshalom man out here acting like smash ultimate is some ungodly masterpiece... its not; it aint that good.

    • @Ran_hash
      @Ran_hash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      ​@@dakota9821 he's not acting like it's a masterpiece, he's doing a price comparison with something the majority of people would deem to be of higher value then Rennie slippers

  • @Internet_Canuck
    @Internet_Canuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    That’s why I’ve always brought a handheld console with me I can’t tell you how much the DS line of consoles have helped me get through some of the most annoying plane rides of my life

    • @spoons7649
      @spoons7649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My DSi XL has saved me hours of boredom

    • @sebbychanforever
      @sebbychanforever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I still have and use my iPod nano for this reason, not requiring internet is amazing, and also not using the battery on my phone is nice

    • @bblulz7554
      @bblulz7554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      heading to myrtle beach at some point this summer and i swear to god my switch is gonna save my life while we inevitably take spirit and have the absolute shittiest flight known to man

  • @WhiskeyTape
    @WhiskeyTape ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:49 That's how having "Games, unlimited games but no games" feels like.

  • @theratking720
    @theratking720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    A Jschlatt rant about planes? He's just still upset after over 20 years.

    • @domleo0815
      @domleo0815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh no…

    • @luiz3r0
      @luiz3r0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Guys look 👇🅥 nobody asked

    • @santinoclarito6924
      @santinoclarito6924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The moment he says he wants the plane to crash it means oh fucking no

  • @chillmode1881
    @chillmode1881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Those who record the payments must have been laughing their ass off about how stupid jschlatt must have been to buy their wifi, but little do they know the genius of his investment from his mistake turning a 30 dollar mistake into thousands.

  • @pawn1941
    @pawn1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    This is why I just bring a portable charger with me, turn on airplane mode, and draw for hours straight (the movies they provide in the plane also make for great background noise)

    • @InfinitelyConcise
      @InfinitelyConcise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      See I try and do the same thing, but problem is I get motion sick so I cant even do that

    • @peraraptor6943
      @peraraptor6943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      american airlines actually had decent movies too bad schlatts was broken

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i just whip out my computer and play halo i aint even gonna mess with the internet

  • @chazzle8434
    @chazzle8434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I don’t think I’ve laughed harder this year than I just did at 6:50

  • @will.luvs.sharkz
    @will.luvs.sharkz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I just listened to a grown man rant about wifi for 7 minutes, and i some how enjoyed it. Good job “schlatt”

    • @obitree8128
      @obitree8128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you explain why people put "" when they say schlatt?

  • @Vellis.
    @Vellis. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Schlatt could literally talk about anything for 10 minutes and I would watch to the end

    • @Vellis.
      @Vellis. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Darius Bostic lmao I’m good bro

    • @theautisticartist9370
      @theautisticartist9370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chucklesandwich

    • @CheerryVR
      @CheerryVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Darius Bostic I'm a atheist 🥴

    • @aynice7023
      @aynice7023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CheerryVR ok and why would u just disrespect him like dude don’t u have anything better to to like clean your house?

    • @TriNitroT
      @TriNitroT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aynice7023 i don't think it's disrespectful to tell someone your religion

  • @crispysquidoftheacidcats295
    @crispysquidoftheacidcats295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    imagine this but vocoded. he's so funny when he's angry.

    • @stupidheadwisp
      @stupidheadwisp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone tell me when that's made lol

    • @CupofJ0E
      @CupofJ0E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Willy on Wheels disliked so it recommends it to less people

  • @doot4246
    @doot4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "STOP SAYING YOU ARE GONNA DO THINGS TO THE SLIPPE-"
    "i am super excited about the slipper :D"

  • @septembercitrus221
    @septembercitrus221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I really liked when “Schlatt” talked about his upcoming ‘communist arc’

    • @sprtrnds7880
      @sprtrnds7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *communist schlatt*
      *Bottom text*

    • @explosivediarrhoea4336
      @explosivediarrhoea4336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally it's here

    • @FROST_HUGGER
      @FROST_HUGGER 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/RVElX1i_v_M/w-d-xo.html
      .
      Finally its here.

  • @760creations
    @760creations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    jetBlue seems to be the only airline with passable WiFi; I flew to the UK from NY this past week, and although it dropped a fair amount, I was still able to use streaming services like HBO Max without too much issue. I feel your pain here with every other airline though.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      JetBlue is the best airline and it's not even close

    • @professorlayman523
      @professorlayman523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JetBlue all the way

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, my dad is a Captain of JetBlue, and even HE complains about the Wi-Fi. Probably cause he flys every week. So I slightly agree, it’s the best out of everything, but it’s still bad.

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But luckily, for once, JetBlue had a great wi-fi once, letting me watch a Jschlatt stream. But American. OH AMERICAN. It is awful. 20 free minutes? No. Unlimited barely working Wi-Fi. It’s better just to not use it.

  • @quoteonquoteclub9711
    @quoteonquoteclub9711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Schlatt ranting about airplane wifi as Beethoven's seventh symphony plays in the background. Peak quality content ladies and gentlemen.

  • @x8bitpixel
    @x8bitpixel ปีที่แล้ว

    This is exactly a video I’ve wanted to see for so long. From anyone. Thank you schlatt.

  • @mycoachknowsthesheriff
    @mycoachknowsthesheriff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:51 Schlage glitching out briefly

  • @achillesachil33spa.93
    @achillesachil33spa.93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    just sat here for 7 and a half minutes to listen to a grown man rant about plane wifi, and i'm here for it

    • @O49-b7d
      @O49-b7d 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wifi rants are great. also good god the bots holy fuck the bots.

  • @mitomanu
    @mitomanu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    I did not expect “schlatt” actually talking about something like this, and yes, I agree, airplane Wi-Fi fucking sucks.

  • @Lmfaoooooooooo
    @Lmfaoooooooooo ปีที่แล้ว

    The classical music behind each of the videos is impeccable

  • @rygtrav
    @rygtrav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    If we could get a weekly Jschlatt rant my life would be complete

    • @randomviewer3735
      @randomviewer3735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Riley, don't encourage the man
      Imagine what he will do

    • @zaqkilive880
      @zaqkilive880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefloribbean pls dont

    • @zaqkilive880
      @zaqkilive880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefloribbean but this is just a jschlatt video!

  • @dienelt5661
    @dienelt5661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You know he’s passionate when he pulls the second mic up

  • @alex0721
    @alex0721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I WASNT EXPECTING THIS

    • @koibito8825
      @koibito8825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

    • @Mavve69
      @Mavve69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 bot one comment lmao

    • @bigbyrome
      @bigbyrome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah because you definitely watched the whole video in one minute

    • @Mavve69
      @Mavve69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hah I reported the bots now there gone

    • @mrp1796
      @mrp1796 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mavve69 3

  • @sherbftfy2287
    @sherbftfy2287 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the reason why the free version could load what time you had left is likely cause it gets stored on the network you're on; the plane's network.
    basically: your phone get identified on a website that isn't hosted on its own and the site tells you how much time you have left. it can load it just fine since thr resources are RIGHT THERE

  • @yowxrrior1786
    @yowxrrior1786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Surprisingly this video was useful. I’m about to fly for my very first time on American Airlines. Now I know to pack a book. Thanks Schlatt

    • @jean_etcetera
      @jean_etcetera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I work with the company that provides the internet, and Schlatt is right. Even I don't understand why it is so difficult for it to work properly lol my apologies u.u

  • @Mysteryman61350
    @Mysteryman61350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Whenever I get upset I just take a stress shit. It just works for me. Don’t have a clue why.

  • @DoesNotInhale
    @DoesNotInhale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Is this my communist arc" made me fucking double over

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My brain cannot fathom the greatness that would be Schlatt going communist.

  • @rentisme
    @rentisme 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The thing I don't understand with the added cost is that it doesn't cost them anymore to let you use it than not, so they're literally just trying to fleece even more money from you

  • @tornaxol837
    @tornaxol837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:39 Schlippers

  • @rammywarrior4033
    @rammywarrior4033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I should really buy one of these Rammie's.
    Would go swell with the Weight set, Wall mounted Gun, WW2 pinup Girl Calendar I got from some liquor store and Wolf spiders I got crawling on my wall at Mach 10 speed.

  • @vito6197
    @vito6197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dude, I love videos like this. People just venting about something not that important, but so relatable. Not to the point where it's just a karen complaining about the tiniest inconvenience.

    • @vito6197
      @vito6197 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YOU.....why do bots exist TH-cam?

  • @CCRMSN
    @CCRMSN หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All the airlines I’ve used don’t have airplane Wi-Fi so I thought you shouldn’t complain but be happy that you have it at all.
    But then I watched this and realized it doesn’t exist, but they say it does and they make you pay anyway

  • @emppos432
    @emppos432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Watching this while my cat is in the hospital. He pulled a Jambo and ate something he shouldn't have. I hope he's gonna be okay.
    Edit: He's okay! He didn't need surgery. He got a lot of laxatives and painkillers but he's fine. :')

    • @spider6025
      @spider6025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is he good so far? ❤️

    • @I-luv-sharks
      @I-luv-sharks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i hope he's ok. if he's not, i hope he gets better 🤍

    • @Funni-Archive
      @Funni-Archive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok, screw these bots advertising scams on a wholesome, cat related comment about pulling a jambo. As a fan of all cat I shall sacrifice myself for your cat to ensure safety.

  • @D4TL1LK1D
    @D4TL1LK1D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This man can complain about life and get millions of views. Truly a Schlasterpiece

  • @BrandonHutto
    @BrandonHutto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you for speaking up on this, I had a last minute college essay for my documentary that needed to be finished on a 10hr flight and I paid for the $15 plan but it never worked👎🏼 I was also sitting next to an architect who needed to send a design plan to his supervisor and couldn’t connect either. AA really needs to get their shit together. People lose their jobs over this stuff and assignments don’t get turned in over these war crimes.

    • @pngproducer1389
      @pngproducer1389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once went on a united flight, (to a place kinda farish) i think the wifi costed 50$ lol and it didnt rly work

  • @The-Piano-Guy837
    @The-Piano-Guy837 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:45 this is why I download videos

  • @neechiace8248
    @neechiace8248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Is this my communist Arc" might have been my favorite jschlatt quote of the year so far

  • @bylobat6822
    @bylobat6822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:32 hey big man calm down we don't want a repeat of the tragedy

  • @digital_soldier4768
    @digital_soldier4768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hope you're doing better man, and just know, you are not replaceable and we all love you.

  • @vinnieb227
    @vinnieb227 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Better than being pissed on.

  • @ImPacosTacos
    @ImPacosTacos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    sounds like its time for me to by a semi-operational plane and provide a wifi service far better so that our lord and savior Schlatt can fly with wifi in peace.

    • @thomaswells3426
      @thomaswells3426 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't trust any of these links

  • @frknwrld999
    @frknwrld999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:11 tbh i expected something like "jump out the door"

  • @eugenioporgenio263
    @eugenioporgenio263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jschlatt can rant about anything and make money, what a life! Love you big man

  • @with_the_quickness
    @with_the_quickness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone about to be on 6 flights next week for the first time in a while I already knew this would be a problem. Thanks for the reassurance in my lack of faith big guy👍

  • @Idontplaytf2
    @Idontplaytf2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    3:26 Shlattussy.

  • @messymaemae
    @messymaemae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the only thing that's Madd me happy in a while. Thank you.

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “This is probably the pettiest and most unimportant videos I’ve ever made”
    Nothing is unimportant when Jschlatt is PISSED OFF

  • @zlette
    @zlette ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how my immediate gut feeling about what people were gonna do to the slipper as soon as I saw the thing was completely correct.
    Also *Schlussy...*

  • @bluepopbubble6330
    @bluepopbubble6330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Hi Schlatt!, Hi Everyone!, it was a stressful hour for me, my family and the people in my neighborhood. There was a fire and it gotten so big. Luckily the fire department arrived. They put out the fire and no one was hurt. So far I’m keeping awake, watching your video. I keep watch if there may be a fire incase another may start. I’m grateful for the right opportunity you posted your video. It comforted me and made me at ease. Thank you Schlatt!
    Update: The fire has been putted out. Sadly, one family don’t have a house anymore. Me and my family are trying to help in anyway we can and they starting to rebuild their house.
    Thank you for you all for your comments!❤️😊

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you act like you are on a 2014 minecraft forum full of kids sharing how their day went ? Nobody cares about what happened to you, keep it to yourself

    • @zedieez9998
      @zedieez9998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hope ur doing well friend :)

    • @oopsallbugs
      @oopsallbugs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad you're safe! Hope things are better now 🫂

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AliSand
      Me when everything is a joke.
      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      😆😁😄😃😀🙂😐🫤😕🙁😔😔
      😔

    • @Ehrmann_Gregsson
      @Ehrmann_Gregsson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn be safe bro

  • @mindblown8566
    @mindblown8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    3:50 im at my im at my im at my im at my...

    • @TheInfectedGamerYT
      @TheInfectedGamerYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahaha!!
      😂😂😂😂
      That's me in a nutshell when trying to explain something stupid

    • @Abby_Maris
      @Abby_Maris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You forgot another “I’m at my”

    • @mementomori3411
      @mementomori3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big guy is Flustered

    • @O1ived
      @O1ived 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He broke

  • @KR7PT
    @KR7PT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:05 "I was flying to a marriage"
    Sir that's a wedding

  • @OvAeons
    @OvAeons 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I adore listening to music and closing my eyes during a flight

  • @Rott4n
    @Rott4n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Truly disgusting that some “people” would make “Schlatt” angry

  • @TheKingOfShortness
    @TheKingOfShortness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:33 in ther jar you go

  • @jefftheevilrobot9351
    @jefftheevilrobot9351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just gave up 8 minutes of my life to watch a man yell about in-flight wifi.
    Worth it

  • @pefiofpersia2492
    @pefiofpersia2492 ปีที่แล้ว

    excellent music choice, Symphony No.7 2nd movement. favorite beethoven song

  • @ecto5608
    @ecto5608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He clearly liked it

  • @dexterevans0187
    @dexterevans0187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One thing i like about schlatts videos is the classical music. Really well done schlatt. Beethoven 7 mvt 2 is amazing

  • @Idontknow7117-v4o
    @Idontknow7117-v4o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:45 yo I was thinking the same shit😂

  • @mhous7
    @mhous7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Flew about 4 times a year since 2018. So true. Like This stuff is inconsistent, and if you want your money back? You need to call them or go to customer support. How am I supposed to do that with no Wi-Fi? I've had some good experiences with the Wi-Fi, don't get me wrong. But it just really doesn't work half the time. My advice: Try and see if you can download a movie on your mobile device with your home Wi-Fi (Airport Wi-Fi kinda sucks too) before you get on the flight.

  • @mariamatedei
    @mariamatedei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love hearing about his suffering

  • @hit_989theorange6
    @hit_989theorange6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Jschlatt” still can’t stop me with what I’m going to do with his “Rammie” Slippers and “slippery” tube once they arrive

  • @Florida_boy
    @Florida_boy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Rammie slipper is literally pronounced "ram me" you brought this upon yourself.

  • @philismenko
    @philismenko 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As an aircraft mechanic, we have a "jschlatt" button we have to push whenever we know youll be on the plane, only you have these issues

  • @GeorgeTheDinoGuy
    @GeorgeTheDinoGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jschlatts communist arc has spanned his whole existence on TH-cam, it is beautiful and plentiful in lore.

  • @em4six348
    @em4six348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Never found these rant videos boring, keep 'em coming big guy.

    • @enzoarweq4525
      @enzoarweq4525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad to see someone else enjoying it, I saw some people on Twitter saying they don't like "low effort" videos..smh

    • @enzoarweq4525
      @enzoarweq4525 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad to see someone else enjoying it, I saw some people on Twitter saying they don't like "low effort" videos..smh

  • @jeaton1224
    @jeaton1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:40. “I wish the plane would crash!”
    Into where, “schlatt”?

    • @em4six348
      @em4six348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Into Minecraft Builds featuring Dream.

  • @WaywardGale
    @WaywardGale ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the single most relatable video I have ever seen on TH-cam

  • @aspensslay1523
    @aspensslay1523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:10 the main questions I have is why would you and how would you. Asking for a friend.

  • @raeraesothers
    @raeraesothers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s expected for “schlatt” to be pissed off.

  • @LittleMiscreant
    @LittleMiscreant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It’s time to take a stand. This is DISGUSTING, how could we let them DO THIS to us??

  • @rae-rae8005
    @rae-rae8005 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I save a shit ton of videos on my phone. So that if I’m ever stuck on a flight, I will have plenty of music and videos to watch while I am there. Now my main concern is just not letting a die on the flight-

  • @itsashtoncos
    @itsashtoncos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The big guy himself back with the uploads!!!! (You’re uploads are great big guy)

    • @PogChimp
      @PogChimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *your