Ranking Your CURSED Cooking

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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3482

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    • @aerok7
      @aerok7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ok "schlatt"

    • @JackJellyv
      @JackJellyv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No thank you.

    • @schizophil1
      @schizophil1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not going to download your liberal technology shlayg

    • @lukeg1058
      @lukeg1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whats up checkmark?

    • @lee-tm5dl
      @lee-tm5dl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      okayyy

  • @tmor9336
    @tmor9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23267

    For reference, at the timeout, schlatt actually spends about 10 minutes just mentally preparing for the catboy

    • @uninterestedcat8429
      @uninterestedcat8429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      😆

    • @duskstorm3560
      @duskstorm3560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

      At this point, I honestly can't tell what is and isn't a bot

    • @tmor9336
      @tmor9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@duskstorm3560 lmao facts

    • @swegmastur614
      @swegmastur614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here

    • @communadog7874
      @communadog7874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here

  • @austinb.4230
    @austinb.4230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7287

    i watched this entire stream and the amount of 9/11 references, schleezers and meth recipes he got was absurd

    • @SumrekoIRL
      @SumrekoIRL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      True, it was hilarious though

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      I died when those two sweet ladies baked a f*cking twin towers cake. It's always the ones you least expect

    • @elijahpelito4722
      @elijahpelito4722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Surprised no one has tried to squeeze all of it in one vid yet.(maybe including the "it's free"movement). Maybe next time

    • @jenopolgar9447
      @jenopolgar9447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How to make meth btw, asking for a friend

    • @Lazarus_The_NPC
      @Lazarus_The_NPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The references, wheezer intros, and recipes need to stop. It's not funny. They seriously need to go get some help.

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5582

    People that hate "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*
    People that love "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*

    • @daquavious8011
      @daquavious8011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @awnx ruyv thats what he said

    • @letmetie8718
      @letmetie8718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned

    • @dusklolr
      @dusklolr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      trying to get him banned and trying to get him banned endearingly

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "I" "love" "Schlatt" "so" "much""."

  • @JoeMama-wr1wr
    @JoeMama-wr1wr ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    After rewatching I’ve realized something… does Schlatt just know which drugs each ingredients make?!

    • @javabeans9853
      @javabeans9853 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      🤫

    • @reekill_playlists
      @reekill_playlists ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Be quiet, you don't want to draw attention to it or "he" might notice

    • @dane7739
      @dane7739 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I mean not really, he called a gunpowder recipe a black tar heroin recipe, so I’m questioning his professionalism. I’m personally more into illicit moonshining, but even I know the difference between what powders you should and should not be snorting.

    • @thatonelittleladybug.1105
      @thatonelittleladybug.1105 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      naaaaaahhhhhhhh💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @SwarmerGaming
      @SwarmerGaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dane7739just get your license and make it legally.. makes it less fun I guess, but makes buying good equipment much much easier. Makes cheaper and better alcohol than a shit $9 handle of vodka

  • @painoman5083
    @painoman5083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12357

    I love how the content has gone from schlatt having fans make content for him to his fans making content that he literally cannot show lmao

    • @leylapank4671
      @leylapank4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel as though the main goal is to cause as much mental damage to slchatt as possible

    • @ms.chicolato5949
      @ms.chicolato5949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      it's probably gonna get soooo much worse lol

    • @Pankakes_11
      @Pankakes_11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Its educational

    • @dreamspeedrundununanun6932
      @dreamspeedrundununanun6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I feel kinda bad for Schlatt.

    • @sinicule
      @sinicule 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      schlatt community

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43344

    This cooking is nowhere NEAR as cursed as when Schlatt cooked the human bodies of those fifteen women on August 23rd, 1999, just for fun.

    • @thegreatgoosegod726
      @thegreatgoosegod726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2578

      It's a shame the witnesses just "disappeared"

    • @RandomUser11170
      @RandomUser11170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@hijo5966 Hi Jo

    • @Super-wx6br
      @Super-wx6br 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      It was a good meal

    • @mintywhatever
      @mintywhatever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@hijo5966 Men. Ew

    • @ev_ring
      @ev_ring 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Excuse me?

  • @reedplaysgames
    @reedplaysgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    At 6:14 that actually isn’t the ingredients to black tar heroin, it’s a recipe for blackpowder, which is an explosive used in fireworks and is completely legal to make! The video tutorial shown here is up on TH-cam and has a good amount of views, not to mention you can literally Google how to make it and get a ton of results.

    • @danieldoesdumbstuff
      @danieldoesdumbstuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Charcoal.

    • @danieldoesdumbstuff
      @danieldoesdumbstuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Joshua Roehl OMG it's finally here

    • @ziplocbag4303
      @ziplocbag4303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Although I would really not recommend CIA Method Powder, it’s really inefficient, messy, and generally produces poor quality powder due to the water content in the alcohol which impairs sulfur and potassium integration, which is common in all liquid method powders. I would recommend either making a ball mill at home or even a modified rock tumbler. Only use a liquid method as a last resort

    • @reedplaysgames
      @reedplaysgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ziplocbag4303 based

    • @Pankakes_11
      @Pankakes_11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its educational!

  • @vekazu_is_great_guy
    @vekazu_is_great_guy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    For anyone who left wondering:
    While vanilla extract is generally safe to use in small quantities for flavoring purposes, excessive consumption can pose risks. One potential risk is alcohol poisoning, as vanilla extract contains a high alcohol content. Drinking too much can lead to symptoms like dizziness, nausea, and even unconsciousness.

    • @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp
      @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It is the same bag as vodka functionally just a shot

    • @TobyOelkers
      @TobyOelkers 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So it’s just gross tasting alcohol? Unless it’s methanol you’d have to drink more than a normal person could drink without vomiting

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      so you're saying I can get drunk off of pure vanilla extract

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2487

    It concerns me how many Schlatt viewers know how to cook illegal substances

    • @imthestickman
      @imthestickman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      it concerns me more that "Schlatt" instantly knew that a video was giving the ingredients to Black Tar Heroin

    • @TheArtonSlo
      @TheArtonSlo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@imthestickman It wasn't tho. It was for blackpowder. You can't make heroin at home without opium.

    • @Kitkat-xc2kd
      @Kitkat-xc2kd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@TheArtonSlo how do you know that hmm?

    • @emma_nutella58
      @emma_nutella58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Kitkat-xc2kd hey man the internet is a wild place

    • @EmeraldLegate_
      @EmeraldLegate_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kitkat-xc2kd google.
      I personally know how to make these illegal items:
      M*th
      Pipebombs
      Napalm
      Blackpowder (gunpowder)
      C*caine
      Uranium-235

  • @lukeg1058
    @lukeg1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3563

    Oh boy Schlutt, this sure is cooking being ranked

    • @Mr.Pixelated
      @Mr.Pixelated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      These fucking bots

    • @GaneGer
      @GaneGer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "schlutt"

    • @Equinox_038
      @Equinox_038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Mr.Pixelated these bots are clearly meant to spam shorts but i have never seen them on shorts lol

    • @Mr.Pixelated
      @Mr.Pixelated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Equinox_038 yeah ive seen bot channels on shorts but not in comments of shorts

    • @ViscoseComb24
      @ViscoseComb24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ertretyutuu6358 thank you ertret yutuu for your insights.

  • @hottrash7942
    @hottrash7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3846

    Schlatt is so paranoid of drug recipes that when he saw CIA black powder(Used for military ammunition) he immediately thought it was herion. Next time someone sends a picture of salt hes gonna think its a drug.

    • @landonolson6753
      @landonolson6753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick your videos are half clickbait and half trash, you get views by following trends, nothing original

    • @momoavatar4960
      @momoavatar4960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      i mean, i doubt the government wants you to know how to make tank shells with their secret special recipe for black powder

    • @Gabush
      @Gabush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      he doesn't think its a drug he thinks its a weapon, which it is. If I posted a video saying how to make a fucking pipe bomb would that be ok?

    • @momoavatar4960
      @momoavatar4960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Gabush he thought it was heroin the first time and prob the second time too but ur point still stands

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@momoavatar4960
      Yes, and that’s precisely why we should.
      When the government fears The People, there is freedom.

  • @Snatch2
    @Snatch2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    At this point, Schlatt's screams of pain and confusion are the only things that put me to sleep at night.

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8808

    I wouldn't be surprised if one of jschlatt's fans cooked meth live on stream then sends it to his po box

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6266

      Are u from braking bad

    • @Mr.Pixelated
      @Mr.Pixelated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      @@jschlattLIVE yes, yes he is

    • @skibidienjoyer2
      @skibidienjoyer2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      @@jschlattLIVE still nothing compared to what you did back in 99

    • @evllestguy
      @evllestguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@jschlattLIVE better caul saul is better imo

    • @frost6916
      @frost6916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jschlattLIVE no

  • @jamjon6616
    @jamjon6616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3263

    Schlatt is going to have a heart attack whenever he sees the color blue from now on

    • @refthegeneric
      @refthegeneric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Homies gonna get PTSD by the colour blue

    • @smashmoop6402
      @smashmoop6402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It could be meth…or it could be wheezer.

    • @Sewibl
      @Sewibl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@smashmoop6402 schmeth

    • @jalarryjacrispy7788
      @jalarryjacrispy7788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HeisenSchlatt

    • @derpyhead3414
      @derpyhead3414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "blue" *

  • @fluffydragon1525
    @fluffydragon1525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    I love that when chat saw street signs, they immediately started spamming “ITS FREE”

    • @Carsey-lf5my
      @Carsey-lf5my 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ItzMalick ok idc

    • @gear6881
      @gear6881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There’s no price tag so it’s free

    • @fluffydragon1525
      @fluffydragon1525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gear6881 there’s no price tag so it’s not for sale

    • @smolbluegoblin
      @smolbluegoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@fluffydragon1525 to be free is to consider the world as your store my man, everything is for sale in this capitalistic society

    • @multisplace3783
      @multisplace3783 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He obviously doesn't like it either. People do it for the joke, but the joke is literally committing thievery. You'd think the viewers would stop since he's already shown them that he doesn't condone this behavior.

  • @brianso359
    @brianso359 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i just love that schlatt just shows the audience that he is doing a ad just for money with such confidence

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3017

    I can imagine the average jschlatt fan creating a new illegal substance then becomes a millionaire

  • @weavesnatcher8457
    @weavesnatcher8457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    Been subbed for a few months now and I see that schlatt lore consists of: hating feet, Weezer memes, misspelling his name, theft, cooking meth and 911 jokes

  • @Mindless_entertainmenr
    @Mindless_entertainmenr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Love how every 2min of the stream “Schlatt” was yelling at people to stop sharing meth recipies

  • @deathcall7779
    @deathcall7779 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how as a community we are slowly driving Schlatt (who is already completely insane) more insane

  • @kaunta_21
    @kaunta_21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    Schlatt: "I CAN'T SHOW HOW TO MAKE METH!"
    Also Schlatt: "So couch guns, am I right?"

    • @datsimplenope
      @datsimplenope ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At least the guns are legal

    • @TobyOelkers
      @TobyOelkers 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@datsimplenopeit’s only illegal once you start cooking the meth

  • @joneyisbigfunny
    @joneyisbigfunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    I was looking for something to watch while I make food and this is absolutely perfect lols. Thank you that timing was incredible!

  • @nosk7139
    @nosk7139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    The "It is very human" guy has been the star of the show every time he has appeared (Other than Jschlatt of course)

  • @msma8437
    @msma8437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    at 3:35 I love that they not only recorded themselves smashing that cake, they smashed it with an actual traffic sign too.

  • @gothic_velvet4642
    @gothic_velvet4642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    i love how schlatts video submitters have gone from stealing road signs to drug lords

  • @Monlordbing
    @Monlordbing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    Schlatt: You can clear all of your history so people don't know what you're planning
    1 month later: The Queen 💀

  • @sereapple
    @sereapple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    We know you love the "inedible" food, Schlatt, You're too afraid to admit it. Too afraid to admit the acts you did in 1999.

    • @hosipl2375
      @hosipl2375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We don’t talk about ‘99

    • @sherwingonsalves8821
      @sherwingonsalves8821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ItzMalick get out before I repeat the things schlatt did in 1999

    • @EggsWithSyrup
      @EggsWithSyrup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick you have like the worst channel ever my guy

    • @Tyler-n5u
      @Tyler-n5u 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@sherwingonsalves8821

    • @Tyler-n5u
      @Tyler-n5u 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sherwingonsalves8821what did he do in 1999

  • @Ttruck-Ddriver
    @Ttruck-Ddriver ปีที่แล้ว +88

    5:38 I rate that 9/11

  • @samihamchev9528
    @samihamchev9528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Schlatt:Show me your cooking
    Everyone:Jessie, it's time to cook

    • @szamurainagy7644
      @szamurainagy7644 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesse, we must cook the methaphetamine

    • @roshasensi2220
      @roshasensi2220 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@szamurainagy7644Walthur its a twich stream walthur. u cant show people how to make meth walthur

  • @Whyteyy
    @Whyteyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    6:21 Man knows the ingredients off by heart to recognise it that quickly

  • @radioaktiv2531
    @radioaktiv2531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    As a chemist. I find the drug synthesis memes to be absolutely hilarious.

    • @catboyneilcicierega
      @catboyneilcicierega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Are u from braking bad

    • @hemishrajguru7602
      @hemishrajguru7602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@catboyneilcicierega bronking bongaos?????????????????????????!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

    • @radioaktiv2531
      @radioaktiv2531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BYTESYSTEM737 not at all lmao

  • @RealFreakishGaming
    @RealFreakishGaming ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Schlatt turned into Paul Dano's Riddler when he saw the dirty room.

  • @foundcrab4742
    @foundcrab4742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Schlatt is a pretty good cook actually, he cooked me some bbq ribs! Tho i did hear some screams while he was cooking..

    • @catboyneilcicierega
      @catboyneilcicierega 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick shut yo goofy ahh up bruh💀💀💀💀💀

    • @sarchiba
      @sarchiba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💀💀
      These skulls are literal

  • @mrpizzacat8273
    @mrpizzacat8273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I recommend everyone watch the VOD as there are some really good ones that couldn’t fit into the 10 minute video format. Like the rat man that cooked an MRE in Shatts basement

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bless the rat man and his steamfilled dwelling

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noted, thank you!

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo ปีที่แล้ว

      He's too much man for me to watch for over an hour. I have to keep it to about 30 minutes and below.

  • @dampierre99
    @dampierre99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    This man gets 3 revenues from the same goddamn stream, first the stream itself, the uploaded vod, and then this. Truly an innovator

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't think they let him monetize his channel after what he did to that petting zoo in 1993

    • @oogwayoverthere6159
      @oogwayoverthere6159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget the clips channel.

    • @emiliz2071
      @emiliz2071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sponser too

    • @lilakoala636
      @lilakoala636 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thaliacrafts407 if you think about it, every zoo is a petting zoo if your not a pussy.

  • @What18990
    @What18990 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I fall asleep to jsxhlaro videos so now whoever I hear his voice it makes me tired and I can’t sleep without these videos.

  • @brinzley
    @brinzley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I love how “Schlatts” viewers know exactly what to do to make him mad and continue to do it over and over

    • @brinzley
      @brinzley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @zoiu tooi Yessss😂

  • @Okiemono
    @Okiemono 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “Schlatt” looking like the best meal throughout this entire video

    • @diamondanon
      @diamondanon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why would you say that

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Just realized that Schlatt's fans have turned him into a comedy anime protagonist. He reacts to the weird things loudly and verbosely. this is this life now.

    • @nihalanand2690
      @nihalanand2690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Two months later, but that comedy style isn't exclusive to anime. In Japanese it's called "tsukkomi" or "straight man," and it's a role that's typically part of a duo including the tsukkomi and a "boke" or "idiot" (ie chat or the videos) who does stupid/crazy stuff that the tsukkomi reacts to like you're used to.

    • @PatriotAnimates
      @PatriotAnimates ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nihalanand2690 weeb

    • @nihalanand2690
      @nihalanand2690 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PatriotAnimates yes

    • @AQ_77
      @AQ_77 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nihalanand2690ew

  • @NoLeftTurns965
    @NoLeftTurns965 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how schlort went from hating the schlanket and everything it stands for....to selling the damn thing himself with Jambo on the other side.

  • @thegambler4055
    @thegambler4055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Jshlatt looking tasty

  • @niko11403
    @niko11403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    the four horsemen of the apocalypse
    - viewers showing their feet
    - stolen street signs
    - weezers music
    - meth

    • @x8bitpixel
      @x8bitpixel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You forgot 9/11.

    • @TrungNguyen-no9mx
      @TrungNguyen-no9mx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So it's FIVE horsemen
      1. Viewers showing their feet
      2. Stolen Street Signs
      3. Weezer music
      4. 9/11
      5. M E T H

    • @Alicentdollie
      @Alicentdollie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm the meth one.

  • @Buttercookie_Draws
    @Buttercookie_Draws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I genuinely worry for the safety and mental well being of schlatts chat and viewers

    • @bella_daze3092
      @bella_daze3092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I don't know what compelled me to make the Stormtrooper video

    • @Buttercookie_Draws
      @Buttercookie_Draws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MistahFox I actually really enjoyed that video man. It was so unexpected and funny for no reason

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Buttercookie_Draws oh thanks man!

    • @multisplace3783
      @multisplace3783 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... I think what happened was all the crazy people on the Internet had to latch onto somebody, and Schlatt presented himself as crazy when he clearly was not.

  • @wwalt2819
    @wwalt2819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The steak tutorial at 8:24 actually had a great amount of flaws.
    #1 don't dry off your steak, that does nothing but take the moisture out of it
    #2 don't salt and pepper the steak. Salt also sucks the moisture from the meat.
    #3 he didn't add enough butter to the pan. Your cooking a steak not making the pan non-stick. Don't be shy with the butter.
    Otherwise great physique on the guy and creative video too 😘

    • @wwalt2819
      @wwalt2819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also in the future for more flavor. Just take the extra time to marinate the steak. It's worth it for the flavor

    • @NuggetHQ
      @NuggetHQ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one came here for steak recipes

    • @Voidshroom
      @Voidshroom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@NuggetHQi did

  • @RealRaizo
    @RealRaizo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    5:06 I was expecting him to just absolutely scarf down all those fries.

  • @randomyoutuber4189
    @randomyoutuber4189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    4:39
    “You can’t redeem yourself from that”
    “Duwehdowehduleh”
    “WA HHHHH _whatwasthatnoise_
    WHAHAT”

    • @MashedProTatoes
      @MashedProTatoes 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *proceeds to eat an empty egg shell*

    • @bhumigaming8914
      @bhumigaming8914 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MashedProTatoes he ate the f----- shell

  • @RealPVMovies
    @RealPVMovies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    6:40 I guess you could say the towers went snap crackle pop!

  • @blackmesaresearchcorporati6764
    @blackmesaresearchcorporati6764 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:24 not only was there a disgusting cake in this clip, but a guy hit a Twin Towers made of cake with a road sign

  • @liamtrippi2749
    @liamtrippi2749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The stormtrooper baking the schlatt cake into the Weezer joke might be the best video of all time

  • @MCFC-OK-
    @MCFC-OK- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    8:47 no one gonna mention the giant boiled ostrich egg in the background?
    .

  • @modocrisma2
    @modocrisma2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm loving the hell out of this "Ranking Your..." series. Makes my day when a new one comes out.

  • @Mister_Marcin
    @Mister_Marcin 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    4:13 just from the accent I could tell that he was polish

  • @hypermalware1364
    @hypermalware1364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    10:49
    Schlatt: WHAT'S WITH THE ANGLE!?
    Its every single fucking anime when the women are talking or doing something

    • @RandomStory420
      @RandomStory420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As an anime fan, i can confirm this

    • @ipoh1154
      @ipoh1154 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wrong timestamp

    • @digital660
      @digital660 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WHATS WITH THE- se homies dissing my girl

  • @discordsmorgan2023
    @discordsmorgan2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love how everyone has the same sense of humor, the submissions are like a hive mind

    • @multisplace3783
      @multisplace3783 ปีที่แล้ว

      It concerns me how unhinged it is.

  • @dvijkotadia6242
    @dvijkotadia6242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Idk what's funnier
    The fact that someone send shlatt a vid telling him how to make drugs
    Of the fact that shlatt immediately knew what it was for

  • @jerryogpack
    @jerryogpack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:08 Love how he went from saying no to eating dogs to indulging on estimations on how much calories the dog is. Truly character development.

  • @KlaximumSkroeft
    @KlaximumSkroeft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:43 as a chef; I'll let you do whatever you want as long as it is funny and it's before/after service.

  • @clarevyn7478
    @clarevyn7478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I love how "jschlatt" is cautious about meth recipies while back in 1999, "jschlatt" cooked human meat for breakfast.

  • @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare
    @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    10:20 is amazing

  • @frootloopsenthusiast2991
    @frootloopsenthusiast2991 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:03 love how this was an actual intro to a video, unedited by the reposter lmao

  • @Gangsta_Playz
    @Gangsta_Playz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    8:39 this is a sentence I never thought I would hear in my life

  • @sam-jr8tj
    @sam-jr8tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Rest in peace jschlatt 🕊🕊

  • @beeyuhs
    @beeyuhs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Was having a rough morning, clicked this and it made it worse. Thanks man

    • @butterenjoyer
      @butterenjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Favourite discomfort streamer

  • @All_Your_Fandom_Needs
    @All_Your_Fandom_Needs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Played this at my Nana's funeral, very fitting because she was a chef. Everybody loved Gay-Shlunk, they were all crying and screaming. The sponsorship really made everyone emotional. Thank you Jimmy-Shlitty

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Every evaluation of fan-made entries for Schlatt's videos always has at least one hysterical laugh. Like this one at 6:29.

  • @saur3813
    @saur3813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:15 New viewers: hey that's a nice background wallpaper! Looks like a plane or a rocket!
    Regular jschlatt viewers: on September 11 2001

  • @ewakosiorska5839
    @ewakosiorska5839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Another cameo 5:30 the garfield mug guy that got braindamage from the lead in the mug and went insane

  • @KAngel32
    @KAngel32 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is not recommended to drink vanilla extract as it contains a high percentage of alcohol, typically around 35%, which can be harmful if consumed in large quantities. Ingesting large amounts of alcohol can cause symptoms such as dizziness, confusion, nausea, vomiting, and even alcohol poisoning.

  • @Crasteeh
    @Crasteeh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    6:55 I Couldn't ignore that one fucking chat message: ''172 cases of lost Rice''

    • @leodaoust8035
      @leodaoust8035 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick we didn't fucking ask this is not the place

  • @xan9224
    @xan9224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This vid is funny, but you know what's funnier?
    When Schlatt burned that orphanage in 1999. My mother still remembers their faces, "Schlatt."

    • @evervirescent
      @evervirescent 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah. “their” faces. he did nothing wrong

  • @areusure538
    @areusure538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how his editor went through the effort to censor even the slightest mention of meth in the vod but its barely censored in this video

  • @loganplaysguitar0126
    @loganplaysguitar0126 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:42 that was basically just a shot of tequila with vanilla beans so yes, as long as he is the legal drinking age he can technically do that

  • @gripface4928
    @gripface4928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Very interesting how "shlatt" "reacts" to the delectable "food" his "fans" "offered" him

    • @kinnie4502
      @kinnie4502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this was fun to read

  • @kevinmartin9674
    @kevinmartin9674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    9:18 why are you standing like that

    • @Mr.SoggyShoes
      @Mr.SoggyShoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick Ok

    • @TheDoccMan
      @TheDoccMan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro was standing like that stickman i drew baby years ago

  • @ajjenkins1813
    @ajjenkins1813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I lost it when it went from a genuinely creepy video to an ingredients list for bth, i love this community

  • @ryerbartels7040
    @ryerbartels7040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro my mom use to feed me vanilla extract as a punishment for cursing when i was little this just makes that pure pain for me 0:28

  • @partimeselfslander
    @partimeselfslander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    that ad at 1:54 was comically at perfect timing because im literally crying over my grandma passing while watching this (because grief is weird & she died last week). so yeah, kinda chuckled a bit over that paragraph lol

  • @mmgmagic
    @mmgmagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a person whose brother eats sunflower seeds, 7:29 is a pretty accurate depiction of it feels after he's eaten a whole bag of sunflower seeds and can't be bothered to clean up.

  • @justvibingthroughlife917
    @justvibingthroughlife917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    schlatt should start a patreon where he features all of the meth cooking stuff and makes tutorials on how to produce narcotics

  • @Clyde7585
    @Clyde7585 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    8:58 jschlatt casually congratulating the guy that made a proper meal:
    The meth cookers on the other hand.....

    • @Alicentdollie
      @Alicentdollie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about us?

    • @Clyde7585
      @Clyde7585 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alicentdollie you wouldn't get it

  • @socks4416
    @socks4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:32 someone needs to check on the guy, its actually really dangerous if you drink vanilla extract like that

    • @Orions_Void
      @Orions_Void 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? Damn

    • @Aurora_Animates
      @Aurora_Animates ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It could be something else and he said it was vanilla extract

    • @manaholic1680
      @manaholic1680 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah it's Jager. he's just tipsy

  • @duskstorm3560
    @duskstorm3560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I learned so much from this stream! I can't wait to try these recipes myself at home

  • @Wengle123
    @Wengle123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you Shlaggert for helping us creators find new inspiration and laughter! You've helped me grow and progress as a person in such a big guy way.

  • @NookAmbientCore
    @NookAmbientCore 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    0:48 Schlatt's lips speak.

  • @UnsyncedCrew
    @UnsyncedCrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Thanks jschlatt for watching our video we made for you at 9:51
    but you should have watched the whole thing you pepega.

    • @oulaavii
      @oulaavii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably did on the stream, idk

    • @buttermilk2765
      @buttermilk2765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oulaavii He left out with the last 5 seconds

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 ปีที่แล้ว

      He watched it all on stream, and the video was fantastic. Thank you for your work ❤️❤️❤️

  • @takethelaneband2884
    @takethelaneband2884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    why is our drummer in a jschlatt video playing weezer 9:11

  • @bella_daze3092
    @bella_daze3092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    9:29 Shlatt looked so done here I swear :,) I mean- I don’t blame him. The video was NUTS

    • @fether835
      @fether835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:27

    • @monterfall
      @monterfall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fether835 whats the song called?

    • @rhy.westerman
      @rhy.westerman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@monterfall Buddy Holly

  • @Thefirefan15
    @Thefirefan15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:06 he does know you can just buy those signs.

  • @waleedshamsi9031
    @waleedshamsi9031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    4:29 strongest jschaltt viewer

  • @poggyfroggy_isntmine4596
    @poggyfroggy_isntmine4596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    0:25 the schlake

  • @thathunter
    @thathunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    jschlatt's videos nowadays are just him descending into madness and I'm loving it.

  • @futuristic.gam3r
    @futuristic.gam3r ปีที่แล้ว +33

    '"God stars with g and so does 'gays'. Satan stats with s and so does 'straights' so who's REALLY going to hell?' ~ Jebediah Schlatt, LGBTQ+ ally " - someone at 7:52

  • @ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure
    @ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:17 “the design is very human”

  • @JayFiendXD
    @JayFiendXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    'Schlatt' could become a whole drug kingpin with all of the recipes that he gets sent to him

  • @Mr.SoggyShoes
    @Mr.SoggyShoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    11:32 Lmao that was actually clever

  • @M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly
    @M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These reaction videos are the videos I watch when I need a quick laugh after crying on my bed for 5 minutes straight

  • @romoso9595
    @romoso9595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:30 he already paid for them with his taxes, he can just have them it's fine don't worry about it be cool chill out

  • @hyperspeed2272
    @hyperspeed2272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love this cursed series “Schlatt”, keep this series alive.

  • @MegaTomPlays
    @MegaTomPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    4:20 more like Jstrapped amiright 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @BurntToast1717
      @BurntToast1717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😐

    • @Mr.SoggyShoes
      @Mr.SoggyShoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick Shush your mouth bot

    • @guts2048
      @guts2048 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jreadytokillyou