The Swipe (Short) W/ Mark Normand | Stavros Halkias

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  • Fun short me and some buddies shot illegally on the subway!!!
    Directed by Matt Salacuse
    Written by Elon Altman and Salacuse
    and starring Stavros Halkias, Elon Altman, and Mark Normand
    camera help from Erik Scott and Dominick Mull
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ความคิดเห็น • 588

  • @jayplk
    @jayplk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    This is actually my best friend, he has a podcast with a gamestop employee and a rabbi

    • @johnstamos5948
      @johnstamos5948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What's it called?

    • @donairsauce2496
      @donairsauce2496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      i work with this guy at the shelter for girls with big naturals

    • @yeahman3561
      @yeahman3561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Fuck off they're MY best friends

    • @Spaceman2921
      @Spaceman2921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@johnstamos5948 It's called the We're Gay and Love Cum podcast

    • @DixieRebelReviews
      @DixieRebelReviews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yeahman3561 they were my best friends first

  • @calebangell77
    @calebangell77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    Stav put on 150 pounds for this role. That's dedication.

    • @dovkinpikachu9333
      @dovkinpikachu9333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That’s true dedication he even grew back a tooth for the role

    • @kevinjclune1
      @kevinjclune1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      160 if youre nasty

    • @guisseppistrombopolis9082
      @guisseppistrombopolis9082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He for sure has gotten fatter recently

    • @rd30000
      @rd30000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He had a stunt double to pick that book off the ground

    • @CashanovaXTREME
      @CashanovaXTREME 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next you’ll be saying his gums are turning gray, and that’s character assassination’

  • @TrinidadJamesWoods
    @TrinidadJamesWoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Stav showing off his range by playing a straight man

    • @alexludavertigo6926
      @alexludavertigo6926 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      9 am Dr kats 🤬 oh what the heck r u doing bac out!?!?🍻🍻🍾🍾

  • @dongliker
    @dongliker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Stav found a normal looking guy under 5' 6" to cast so his intimidation would be remotely convincing. What a miracle

    • @ficka1278
      @ficka1278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It’s fucked up that you’re right. This guy does look like he should be taller

    • @dongliker
      @dongliker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ficka1278 its uncanny

    • @IAmKillEveryone
      @IAmKillEveryone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he could have cast nick..

    • @crywlf9103
      @crywlf9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@IAmKillEveryone Nick cannot play a nice functioning person. He’d snap out of character and jump over the turnstile to attack Stav

    • @ripztubig4457
      @ripztubig4457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crywlf9103 then start yelling racial epithets

  • @mbitw14
    @mbitw14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    For whatever reason, Mark Normand just moseying on over as a cop was one of the funniest parts.

    • @lucydog3376
      @lucydog3376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know the reason... Because the rest of it wasn't funny.

    • @nicanornunez9787
      @nicanornunez9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol it's true

    • @Jsc.75
      @Jsc.75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And called stav kool-aid 😂😂😂😂

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lucydog3376 I love Mark but he was by and far the least funny part of this sketch. His acting is horrible lol

  • @MattXShaver
    @MattXShaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    This is the nightmare I have after listening to too many comedians’ podcasts

  • @darthnephilim
    @darthnephilim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This is what you can accomplish if you dream to imagine

  • @oliveoilmayo
    @oliveoilmayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "not so fast pipsqueak, hey Kool aid"

  • @liquidbrain1603
    @liquidbrain1603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    “Dropped always leads to losing, I DROPPED my kid then I LOST custody”

  • @Kasigi03
    @Kasigi03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Stavvy baby has what I call the DeVito effect. Where one knows exactly what they look like and knows how to play off it naturally. Also, just effortlessly funny at all times.

    • @Conda17
      @Conda17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dead on, Farley knew how to use his appearance also.

    • @JonValtandtheEvilRobots
      @JonValtandtheEvilRobots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great comment haha. I’ve not seen this creator before, and you’re so right.

    • @alexbaum2204
      @alexbaum2204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn dude. I never thought of that. Stav actually could be the next DeVito. He’d have to act a lot more and probably read a lot more and get a lot smarter. But he really could carry the torch when that sad day comes.

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I still can't get over how he fucks and I really struggle to get pussy. Looks are really nothing as a guy.

    • @NogGonnaMakeIt
      @NogGonnaMakeIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBaioken does he get pussy tho?

  • @egan5384
    @egan5384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Got some middle school play acting here. Masterpiece

  • @thechib
    @thechib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The only man in New York that can’t just hop the turnstile without tearing his plantar fasciitis

  • @ween.7563
    @ween.7563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “I volunteer with at risk kids”
    “Oh yeah what organization!”
    “They’re my kids” 😭😭 that was brilliant

  • @ImChaseRichard
    @ImChaseRichard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Stav sitting like a toddler on the subway killed me

  • @jaylegleiter6669
    @jaylegleiter6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Stav is so naturally funny. He really needs to be in more shit

    • @samhyde6395
      @samhyde6395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Naturally funny seems like a nice way of saying fat.

    • @godlee6099
      @godlee6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pigs need to be in shit too

    • @Sheriff_Ochs
      @Sheriff_Ochs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's in a movie that's coming out on Prime Video on February 11th.

    • @jaylegleiter6669
      @jaylegleiter6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sheriff_Ochs Which also happens to be Stav's birthday

    • @Sheriff_Ochs
      @Sheriff_Ochs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaylegleiter6669 damn, nice.

  • @leerector989
    @leerector989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I gotta say Stav is quickly becoming one of my top ten favorite people

  • @LilSeizures
    @LilSeizures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Adam really is the second funniest guy on the pod.

  • @BREADSWORD
    @BREADSWORD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Stavvy always kills it with these shorts

  • @poxana2891
    @poxana2891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The red Adidas tracksuit is just perfect.

  • @sirlottawin
    @sirlottawin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Shoulda put Nick mullen in the skit as the cop

    • @rykwon4535
      @rykwon4535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pretty sure he is the “Dominick Mull” credited as camera help.

    • @dookiepost
      @dookiepost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just a 4'11" cop

    • @jonnyb6700
      @jonnyb6700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah Mark was too Mark

    • @sirlottawin
      @sirlottawin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dookiepost his cock is 4'11

    • @ilikespacedinosaurs
      @ilikespacedinosaurs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he would have been more convincing and also funny but it was pretty funny how Mark didn't act at all in this and was just himself

  • @AnthemAnimation
    @AnthemAnimation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Lmao Stav whipping out his phone to watch some porn

  • @longbordbonglord
    @longbordbonglord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Holy shit, Mark really would be the most apathetic beat cop

  • @AirMarshalFiftyCent
    @AirMarshalFiftyCent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's fun watching Mark Normand simulate emotion

  • @babymoses7623
    @babymoses7623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn I love Elon but every line sounds like he’s reading it for the first time

  • @jamesalan9874
    @jamesalan9874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:44 Normand slipping in the "Kool-Aid!" 👌

  • @MikeGalosi
    @MikeGalosi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stavos with this music is fucking surreal, take me, Jesus.

  • @rpreston5867
    @rpreston5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    damn stavros you make track suits look good

  • @JaredMeierMusic
    @JaredMeierMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Damn man, that baby is fucking huge! Sometimes he’s kinda funny, how’d he learn to speak

  • @ursanotsomajor
    @ursanotsomajor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow, look at the head difference, no wonder Stav is a genius

  • @Trisket
    @Trisket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Stav turning into Dennis Franz is the best thing to come out of lock down.

  • @Tenic33
    @Tenic33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I dropped my kid so I lost custody" best line of the vid

  • @covfefe9254
    @covfefe9254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ‘kool aid’ joke was pretty subtle, yet effective. Like nostalgia

  • @breakfastenjoyer
    @breakfastenjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Stav an A-lister for sure. Best supporting actor goes to Mark.

  • @gobo3d
    @gobo3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Stav definitely carrying this. Would love to see him in stuff with a good cast around him, no offense to mark and elon

    • @rileypelzer5808
      @rileypelzer5808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mark had good lines, but stav has the best on screen presence I’ve seen in a while. He gives me John candy vibes just makes me super happy.

    • @ryan7187
      @ryan7187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's his vidoe

    • @gobo3d
      @gobo3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryan7187 nah look at the credits at the end, it was made by the dude who played the guy giving stav a free swipe

  • @thelastmanonearth2631
    @thelastmanonearth2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stav went with the creepiest possible facial hair he could grow. I'm impressed.

  • @craig1474
    @craig1474 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We got 4 shoplifters with no cameras lol

  • @OKULTRACOMEDY
    @OKULTRACOMEDY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Feels like an episode of Louie

  • @pfftwhut7638
    @pfftwhut7638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kool aid man, Tubbs 😂

  • @RichieRich210
    @RichieRich210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fucking love it! You rock Stavy 🤘

  • @hockeylvr1234
    @hockeylvr1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Holy hell it’s my lucky day, I’ll see you kids in hell”

  • @michaelgarcia4100
    @michaelgarcia4100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg this premise is so sick

  • @pjom4191
    @pjom4191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Somebody please put stavvy in the next martin scorsese or quentin tarantino movie

    • @alistair2111
      @alistair2111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      get him in a safdie bros flick

    • @pjom4191
      @pjom4191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alistair2111 oh yea, even better

  • @BookerT69
    @BookerT69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stav facial hair is insane

  • @WaldoCarmen
    @WaldoCarmen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "50 dollars worth of value"

  • @yurirogoshenkov5509
    @yurirogoshenkov5509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Director of photography: Dominick Mull”
    🧐🧐🧐

  • @andyshuparski3532
    @andyshuparski3532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Heat of the moment” 😂😂

  • @damobyrne
    @damobyrne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The talent of this man 🙏🙏🙏

  • @zorth__
    @zorth__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way he said I live here

  • @Fruscianteadmirer
    @Fruscianteadmirer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey Koolaid" 😂

  • @mikeymontuy4520
    @mikeymontuy4520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Record a few minutes if audio for ambient noise, will really help the sound stay consistent between cuts, u won’t have that split second of silence

  • @jmpsthrufyre
    @jmpsthrufyre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel slighted. Once again TH-cam strikes again once more again. I did not get a notification for this!
    And I'm fuck*n pissed!!
    Drunk & angry,
    plural pissed.

  • @emmanuelbonapart6852
    @emmanuelbonapart6852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is awsome

  • @mr.hostetter855
    @mr.hostetter855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone has the potential to be the next Allen Garfield....

  • @chieflow
    @chieflow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    s/o to the wise King Solomon reference

  • @lechef9986
    @lechef9986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stav calling someone pervert is amazing.

  • @DCMoney96
    @DCMoney96 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin Hart as a copy was hysterical

  • @ednakrabapoly
    @ednakrabapoly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Officer Normand❤️. see you in a few weeks in Vancouver Stavvy.

  • @9tailskyle
    @9tailskyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More stavros in my life please

  • @warrengies5468
    @warrengies5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Worst skit ever! Stav loses his wired earbud in his right ear at 1:06 and yet it is instantly back in place at 1:11. I mean, what are we to believe that this is some sort of magic earbud or something? I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

  • @Anarchidi
    @Anarchidi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This has "My Dinner with Andre" vibes. Also, im gay

  • @brodaciousmax8025
    @brodaciousmax8025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Epstein line was spot on!

  • @AMP4K
    @AMP4K ปีที่แล้ว +1

    heat of the moment hahahah

  • @skylarmathison1481
    @skylarmathison1481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved it man and huge fan of the podcast! We would all like to see more of this kind of stuff Stav!

  • @PyrrhosHans
    @PyrrhosHans 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here you can truly observe Stavros The Halkias Cheeseman in his best role, yet!
    Efcharistoume, o Stavraki mou!!!

  • @codyf3419
    @codyf3419 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey Kool-aid" ?!?!?! ...HAaaaHaa!!!

  • @severalwhitespaces
    @severalwhitespaces 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus Christ, that beard pattern is a nightmare. Fucking sweet tracksuit though.

  • @staceypittman1384
    @staceypittman1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is like a documentary of a lifetime of ridding the NYC subway

  • @ShamankingZuty
    @ShamankingZuty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Saying you're going to go to someone else's colonoscopy in their place is a power move.

  • @Philboh8
    @Philboh8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Those luscious locks, damn.

  • @jakefromstatefarm8010
    @jakefromstatefarm8010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark is amazing

  • @Buzzbomb23
    @Buzzbomb23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does stav have a special out? Everything I see from him is hilarious.

  • @gv8262
    @gv8262 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Kool Aid” lol

  • @ansmfella
    @ansmfella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "... hey Kool Aid!" Damn funny cause Stav's big, round, red and busted through like "Oh yeah!"
    Subtle and brilliant, lol 😂

  • @Toxodos
    @Toxodos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the weirdest episode of Louie I've seen

  • @penguinjay
    @penguinjay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell yeah dude

  • @Pauliewalnuts_822
    @Pauliewalnuts_822 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lookin cute in your little red tracksuit stav.

  • @Staggs2200
    @Staggs2200 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking fresh in that track suit

  • @corndoug2605
    @corndoug2605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually just got a call from the handsome track suit man's doctor, and it turns out he's gay. Relapsed from halting his course of straight-therapy chewable tablets.

  • @makecowsnotwar
    @makecowsnotwar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in suburbia, the idea of functioning public transportation is foreign to me. The entire premise doesn’t make any sense. They should be in personal vehicles on poorly maintained roads. Why does the fat one not eat the smaller one?

  • @brodaciousmax8025
    @brodaciousmax8025 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't wait 4 the ponytail!

  • @ogreogre5454
    @ogreogre5454 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stav is a star but this production is on some undergrad film school project shit

  • @ilikespacedinosaurs
    @ilikespacedinosaurs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that Mark Normand is literally just Mark Normand in this. No attempt at acting here, makes Jerry Seinfeld look like Robert De Niro

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In which Stave embodies the indomitable will and dogged determination of the universal human spirit.

  • @weewee2169
    @weewee2169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MARK NORMAND X

  • @dknox90803
    @dknox90803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It reminds me of Woody Allen because the music and the font of the title at the beginning and the odd child marrying thing.

  • @GermsOilCotten
    @GermsOilCotten 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was the best shit ever!!

  • @carlosallison8955
    @carlosallison8955 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a long video for the amount of comedy in it.

  • @cwhip2432
    @cwhip2432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder how much chocolate they paid stav to do this one

  • @dsatish1997
    @dsatish1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did stav find a guy shorter than him

  • @ghazghoul7104
    @ghazghoul7104 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Starring Nick Mullen as NYPD cop and Adam friedland as gay guy stav cons

  • @kubatomczyk1801
    @kubatomczyk1801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stav my man you were soo good in this role. Good in ya.

  • @caseychapman5726
    @caseychapman5726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark as a cop lol

  • @MoarMike
    @MoarMike 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    With all due respect if anyone is going to get pushed in front of a train, it should be Stav

  • @conmane6346
    @conmane6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nono, that’s MY colonoscopy

  • @alexwillis7980
    @alexwillis7980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How TF did Stav convince Kevin Hart to do this?

  • @jcrose89
    @jcrose89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Benedict Cumberbatch gets a best actor nom and Stavvy is snubbed??

  • @calebmarek
    @calebmarek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well done.. my friend went 7 years without paying for a subway ticket. When he was finally caught and charged a $100 fine he tabulated a rough estimation of $600 saved

  • @Alex.2319
    @Alex.2319 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why did you ask for a piece first 🥇

  • @east.3404
    @east.3404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is like Seinfeld but for Chinese guys

  • @somedipshtinthecomments2507
    @somedipshtinthecomments2507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I tried watching this but Stavy's sexual charisma was just so overpowering I had to go have a cold shower