The full-length seventeenth episode of the Pure Pwnage web series. Original release date: August 14, 2008. Official merchandise: www.noobstore.com www.purepwnage.com
This was already was already happening in 2008 so it's not like it's a surprise, lol. And even the intro is romanticizing the past -- 70's was filled with so much shovelware that when E.T came along it was the straw that broke the camels back, people were tired of being sold garbage. Most games on the NES, SNES, Genesis, etc are fucking unplayable, the 90's Nintendo 64 had like 30 playable games out of 333+ released in North America, the Playstation had like 50 decent games and a library of 700 releases before the end of it's lifespan
@@BoydTheMilkmanX Playstation had an enormous library of 1500+ titles in Europe and North America. If Japan is included that list of titles grows to 4000+.
Nah, the walking simulator and narrative adventure genres are fading in popularity so far this decade. In adventure games in particular challenging puzzle and point and click games are being released on steam now to some popularity, as far as I can tell anyway.
I love the zero punctuation parody(some of the arguments he made about games were valid), I also like how Doug is going stealth mode but everyone is looking at him.
"We have an endless supply of 8 hour long interactive b-movie experiences with unimaginatively re-skinned sequels announced exactly 3 seconds after the current product is launched" How true.
I can't believe this show has so few views. I remember it being a huge thing, everyone watched it, they sold merch etc. And these seem to be the originally uploaded videos. Am I missing something?
These are uploaded 2013. This episode cam out August 14, 2008. You have to understand that TH-cam wasnt even really a thing then. We downloaded it via Torrents. And trust me, millions downloaded this very episode on release day. Every episode was a MASSIVE event online.
Oh, I remember on the original video there were so many salty comments from people who took offense to being called noobs by the ownerer. Imagine taking an obvious satire of Zero Punctuation seriously.
I don’t see what’s inherently wrong with single player games but damn if the noob effect won’t be the most relevant rant about the state of gaming for all time.
17:47 "I was wondering if you wanted to go out..liek side" reminds me of me being a little nooblet with my friends and my mom forcing us to stop playing games and go "play outside"
It's so true, games are not games anymore and play more like interactive movies. The gamers all grew up and we now all have arthritis so can't play twitch games like UT from back in the day. Why am I playing FarCry Primal and enjoying it more than UT99, wtf has happened to me?
That's bullshit, you can play it, you just have to practice. Go pick up quake champions, ut4, reflex, diabotical, or any other arena fps and play and i guarantee you that a single kill in a game that actually takes skill and thought to play will be much more satisfying than the last 5000 hours you spent on far cry mindlessly pretending that ability has much anything to do with victory.
Don't hate on great story based games though, Uncharted series, Life is Strange, Detroit Mankind Divided, Horizon Zero Dawn etc... Also to add to it, i am in the same boat as you as is tons of other people, we are sick of the same old shit and looking for new and unique experiences. With every generation came new and exiting tech, unique story's etc... But in the last 10 years not much has changed in the gaming world. Honestly bro check out "Star Citizen". The forums are full of people 30+ who are sick of the same old shit being released.
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Released in 2008, the intro couldn't be more relevant today
here sir have my thumbs up
cant wait for unreal tournament maybe that shooter wont completely suck
Shajirr one year after release demons souls came out and our dreams came true
So true
2019 still true
Came to the comment section knowing I'd find this after the intro
Holy shit, everything past 2008 in the gaming industry was called in that intro.
+Adam “A Wood” Woodward and to think this mas made before 2008 is amazing :P
This was already was already happening in 2008 so it's not like it's a surprise, lol. And even the intro is romanticizing the past -- 70's was filled with so much shovelware that when E.T came along it was the straw that broke the camels back, people were tired of being sold garbage. Most games on the NES, SNES, Genesis, etc are fucking unplayable, the 90's Nintendo 64 had like 30 playable games out of 333+ released in North America, the Playstation had like 50 decent games and a library of 700 releases before the end of it's lifespan
@@BoydTheMilkmanX
Playstation had an enormous library of 1500+ titles in Europe and North America. If Japan is included that list of titles grows to 4000+.
Yep. It perfectly encapsulates all Naughty Dog and by extension Sony games in a nutshell (Except Ghost of Tsushima)
Nah, the walking simulator and narrative adventure genres are fading in popularity so far this decade. In adventure games in particular challenging puzzle and point and click games are being released on steam now to some popularity, as far as I can tell anyway.
"Next time your making Metroid. Give me a call" best line ever
I love the zero punctuation parody(some of the arguments he made about games were valid), I also like how Doug is going stealth mode but everyone is looking at him.
👍
lmao zero coordination and the character having Dave's face.
"wanna take a break and go play some 360?"
* goes to console to play same game*
still here in 2024, great show
"doug... doug, you forgot to turn the caps lock off."
"Ahh.... FUUUCKKK"
Is that Dave? Don't be racist man.. HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
My high school years, 2007-2011. Halo 3, SC2, Gears, COD4, CSGO around the corner
I bet when Doug's actor said "CoD 6 will be out by then!" he didn't really think that would ever happen. But here we are.
I bet when you left this comment, you didn't think the CoD issue would grow even worse by 2023. But here we are.
Rip Tbag, dude had way too much aura 👑
Didn't get all the homosexual innuendos as a kid, bahahaha.
"We have an endless supply of 8 hour long interactive b-movie experiences with unimaginatively re-skinned sequels announced exactly 3 seconds after the current product is launched" How true.
Just love the quick clip where doug and Jeremy are playing cod and doug is just being doug😂
Man T-Bag was great. I miss that guy along with this show. Dang it
@Gzus Kreist ?
@Gzus Kreist hahahahaha
Dainius Valiūnas Rip
@Gzus Kreist simp
When Doug's sneaking behind in the background, everyone walking past thinks he's crazy
S/o to the days of the homies breaking discs over how mad they are lol.
Terrences "NO!" at 19:24 was so fuckin funny
That intro is exactly true.. Made me laugh..
lol the intro
its so true
So awesome episode. I love this series. Make a season 3 yo!
I can't believe this show has so few views. I remember it being a huge thing, everyone watched it, they sold merch etc. And these seem to be the originally uploaded videos. Am I missing something?
The show launched before youtube and was uploaded way later. It was mainly shared through torrents.
We already watched it, noob. What you think Gen Z is gonna pick up on this and give it views?
These are uploaded 2013. This episode cam out August 14, 2008.
You have to understand that TH-cam wasnt even really a thing then.
We downloaded it via Torrents. And trust me, millions downloaded this very episode on release day.
Every episode was a MASSIVE event online.
When Dave thought Jeremy was hitting on him 😆
You know that thing on top of the guys shoulders? That's his head! Shoot that! -FPS Doug 11:44
found this when I was like... 12 years old? Still watching now in 2017. This group inspired me to be the proest, least noob version of myself
Here in 2021, this video could not be more relevant today.
The disc break is relatable
I always wondered what metroid tasted like.
LOL doug wanted to bring his pc! XD
When I was younger I thought Dave was actually pretty big 😂
wife beaters do that i guess lol
"why don't you give actual advice?"
"okay...don't play me"
Still remembered that line after all this time and still made me lmao
lol dave and jeremy going try hard mode and playing so competitively theyve been using their mains for 15+ games
16 has like the best ending of all the episodes, cried a little bit back in the day.
Anyone ever notice the stick character is holding the p-90 backwards but killing noobs. Thats uber pro
4 years later and the intro is more true then ever.
7:04 did that piece of disk bounce off Jeremy's forehead
7:04 Game disc chip deflects off of Jeremy's face.
Dawei's composure saved this shot.
Im curious about it too.. You can't watch it from their website too :/
Where's episode 16? also Why can't I watch it on the PP website?
0:00 - I love this music here.
It's like a Great Value version of Mudvayne's "Not Falling"
I can't believe that Zero Punctuation is still around
Oh, I remember on the original video there were so many salty comments from people who took offense to being called noobs by the ownerer. Imagine taking an obvious satire of Zero Punctuation seriously.
because everything he is saying is true, and he pretty much predicted the future
fuck pure pwnage needs to come back and save the world
they have, the movie is actually in production now
The Master Demonologist in fact they are live on twitch right now :D
:)
wait.... is thtat jeremy talking during the intro??
Why is ep. 16 unavailable both on youtube and on your site? Copyright claims or something? It was named "Duty Calls"...
Pure Pwnage and a brand new Archer on tonight. NICE!
lol so accurate whenever they rage at losing
CHILLLLLL BROOOOOO!
METROID!!! LMFAO
this was the funniest shit back in the day
is this made in 2022. why is this still true
Ikr
dang didnt get to see episode 16 :( was hoping to see it since i cant watch it on the website anymore
"let's go get ice cream."
did they skip an episode? i dont see 16 re uploaded
where is episode 16?
Jesus does anyone get this zero punctuation intro roflmao
It's guys night out ! Lol so funni :P
I don’t see what’s inherently wrong with single player games but damn if the noob effect won’t be the most relevant rant about the state of gaming for all time.
its like having my own lil pokemon LOL
never gets old lol
7:02 man that had me in stitches.
Right, JAG?
oh how i do miss this show
14:31 thought that part was actually really good until I saw Doug in the reflection 💀💀💀
vidya gam stories are getting REALLY good now :D
Just watched this in 2018
evry fucking month
haha wow and she goes and escalates the situation and tries to end it and when she's caught acting like she did nothing wrong... smh
if she breathe
wow A+ on the intro
How come they didn't post ep. 16???
14:47 making Metroid! LOL 👍
making metroid... god so good lmao
Noo! what happened to episode 16?
Is episode 16 going to be uploaded?
Jag best character.
I need that Jack guy from 22:54 to follow me around so I can go "Right Jack?" when I try to convince people of stuff.
Imagine, calling out noobs and referencing Brawl in the same sentence.
This episode is badly captioned, shows up when u try to search for episode 18 and doesn't when u do search for episode 17.
17:47 "I was wondering if you wanted to go out..liek side"
reminds me of me being a little nooblet with my friends and my mom forcing us to stop playing games and go "play outside"
True even today.
brutal intro lol
What song is that playing at Skankz, someone help T^T
@KylePP I REALLY hope you guys continue the webseries eventually.....especially if the movie does well :)
still my favourite intro :-)
Two guys rubbing their sticks together and *boom* you got fire
pure pwnage predicted the future.
It's so true, games are not games anymore and play more like interactive movies. The gamers all grew up and we now all have arthritis so can't play twitch games like UT from back in the day. Why am I playing FarCry Primal and enjoying it more than UT99, wtf has happened to me?
That's bullshit, you can play it, you just have to practice. Go pick up quake champions, ut4, reflex, diabotical, or any other arena fps and play and i guarantee you that a single kill in a game that actually takes skill and thought to play will be much more satisfying than the last 5000 hours you spent on far cry mindlessly pretending that ability has much anything to do with victory.
Don't hate on great story based games though, Uncharted series, Life is Strange, Detroit Mankind Divided, Horizon Zero Dawn etc...
Also to add to it, i am in the same boat as you as is tons of other people, we are sick of the same old shit and looking for new and unique experiences. With every generation came new and exiting tech, unique story's etc... But in the last 10 years not much has changed in the gaming world.
Honestly bro check out "Star Citizen". The forums are full of people 30+ who are sick of the same old shit being released.
and.... now its genetically possible kyle lol!
holy crap that intro tho....
It's up now, just search it on the channel
That CD headshot, tho
Lol Dave thought Jeremy was going to tell him that he was gay haha
R.I.P T-BAG
12:45
Everything, all of that, perfect. Jeremy IS Jarett.
Such a brilliant intro.
intro is pretty amazing, sad tomorrow will be the last one posted.
Let's go get ice cream
We're going to Skanks. lol
One of the parts of the disc hit Jeremy in the face lol
August 2008 dude, it's still closer to 4 years than 5.
Wait... how does this relate to yatzhee? Who did it first?
yahtzhee did it first :p
corydv1 Thanks ;)