The full-length thirteenth episode of the Pure Pwnage web series. Original release date: May 3, 2007. Official merchandise: www.noobstore.com www.purepwnage.com
Here's a throwback for you noobs. I grew up on a farm as the youngest child. My brother who was in university and into pc modding in the late 90's showed me purepwnage. However, because of the only option being dial up at our farm, he would burn a few episodes onto dvd roms for me so I could watch them. I've never watched anything more in my life than every episode of purepwnage. You guys have a huge part of my heart.
Whet to my sisters boyfriends house to use his internet because she was "babysitting us" while macking her bf and I would watch all the episodes I could on my little shitty mini laptop. I had a random CD from idfk where a thrift shop? it had a few games on it and it had 1 ep of PP on it and I was hooked.
with tv shows i usually watch an episode and never watch the same one again cuz it is boring a second time, but for some reason iv managed to watch teh pure pwange series at least 10 times
This show hit on a different level, I remember when this came out around 2004, I was around 14 at the time and I thought this wa the greatest thing ever and almost like a sercret show online, there was no ads, there was no youtube money it was just 2 dudes and some friends making a show and I absolutely loved it and even to this day now I still quote it and come back to watch it every now and then. I remember I got a t shirt from them that just says pure pwnage, my friend got the boom headshot one and wore it to school, he got told to remove it or leave, haha good times.
It actually infuriates me that so few people know of this show. Seeing the millions of views on various FPS doug clips and people have no idea what they are missing out on... Frustrating, lol
What's absolutely brilliant is that for the last like 10+ years I've actually had used the saying "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... well that's like never gonna happen" which was a reference to 7:50 but slightly off hahaha
11:31 Mukbang before Mukbang and poggerface before poggerchamp. This show literally invented the formula for TH-cam. 25:51 I guess the sentence we didn't get to hear must've been "he sounds gay" judging by the "yes he does kinda sound like that" and the well-played joke after that "No he's not in any closet or anything, he's standing right next to me" xD. Nice skit.
Wow, I didn't pick up on that when I first watched it all those years ago They had some pretty funny plays on words in this show and the TV version, I've used some of their joke lines in RL but people just think I'm weird af
I like to think Goeff and Jerrett imagined that Doug would've never shot Jeremy. I'd imagine he'd want him to repent though. Dave just stirred the pot. Best cliffhanger/reveal ever though, wouldn't have had it any other way.
Its crazy how back in the day I had that monitor, then like I guess it must of been stuck in my head you had HD555's since I replaced my razor headset with some HD555's so long ago but man its strange the things you do without realizing it, now I don't even have a copper head anymore, hd555's are sitting away, G15 broke, man like I am using a old microsoft keyboard these days, don't play any games and its like MAN, how did I go from being so awesome to like a guy that does not play games anymore
Kyle, I know you have a lot of comments to look at, but if you read this: I've always wondered, if the scenes with Dave during the battle at the end were edited in, or was he actually there when you filmed episode 12?
Scrin 4 Life!! Zerg 4 Life!! Seraphim 4 life!! Hierarchy 4 Life!! Command and Conquer, Supreme Commander and Forged Alliance, Universe at War, and StarCraft I and II for the win!! Alien factions rule!
This show will always have a special place in my memory. It had real heart.
You can say that again!
Its was the ownage. You could argue it maybe was PURE pwnage?
its one of my favorite shows of all-time, no doubt
Here's a throwback for you noobs. I grew up on a farm as the youngest child. My brother who was in university and into pc modding in the late 90's showed me purepwnage. However, because of the only option being dial up at our farm, he would burn a few episodes onto dvd roms for me so I could watch them. I've never watched anything more in my life than every episode of purepwnage. You guys have a huge part of my heart.
Same.
That's awesome Derek. There's been several occasions where I played WoW on dial up. This show is timeless.
@@nickbuddy7473 That's awesome! Anything, just to be part of something no one else will probably understand.
The original release date is on 2007. Your brother had a ripped DVD of a show that hadn't been filmed yet. gheyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Whet to my sisters boyfriends house to use his internet because she was "babysitting us" while macking her bf and I would watch all the episodes I could on my little shitty mini laptop. I had a random CD from idfk where a thrift shop? it had a few games on it and it had 1 ep of PP on it and I was hooked.
with tv shows i usually watch an episode and never watch the same one again cuz it is boring a second time, but for some reason iv managed to watch teh pure pwange series at least 10 times
I lost count, myself. and IDC.
Some of my favorite shit transitioning into teenage years...nostalgic as fuck
This show hit on a different level, I remember when this came out around 2004, I was around 14 at the time and I thought this wa the greatest thing ever and almost like a sercret show online, there was no ads, there was no youtube money it was just 2 dudes and some friends making a show and I absolutely loved it and even to this day now I still quote it and come back to watch it every now and then. I remember I got a t shirt from them that just says pure pwnage, my friend got the boom headshot one and wore it to school, he got told to remove it or leave, haha good times.
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Man when Dave made his reappearance I got tingles... and this isn't even the first time I've seen this episode...
Kylenordio every watch-through man, you aren't alone.
14:00 - 20:50 One of my favourite scenes ever in Pure Pwnage.
Jeremy's attitude in this episode got me through some tough times when I was younger. Wish you guys would make more!
They're working on a movie right now!
It was this series that first got me interested in the production side of film. Really fantastic stuff, with more heart than most.
It actually infuriates me that so few people know of this show. Seeing the millions of views on various FPS doug clips and people have no idea what they are missing out on... Frustrating, lol
"You guys want some toast? or..."
"oh no no.. we're totally stuffed"
"mm..aite..."
lmao
ill never forget thinking about every NEXT episode, and me and friends in school would hype it up. This show is memories incarnate
I can't believe how good this show was.
2 consoles in his hands with a big smile on his face. lmao XD
Still coming back, even in 2022 for the annual watching of all things PurePwnage. GGZ
this is probably my most favorite episode of the show.
By far one of my top 5 episodes.
I will never stop loving this show! you guys have changed my life from 2004 and on. we thank you so much!!! keep up the pwnage
"Jeremy Pwns RTS" by Pronobozo and Geoff Lapaire, awesome track. The series had some really great tunes, big up!
Jeremy essentially proved that the way Nintendo demonstrate half of the WII Sports games doesn't actually work.
I always enjoy the transformation of XBox guy from smug jackass to tilting rage-filled noob. Kudos to the actor!
Love this show
"there's Kyle making up words again"
The last minute of this episode might be the greatest thing mankind has ever done.
I miss this shit. Makes me sad purepwnage will never continue like this. Grew up on this. Had a profound affect on me as a kid and teen.
Episode 9 made the end of this episode so incredibly exciting
15:42-15:46 '' WRAP AROUND JONES " new saying i kept till this day
love this episode, plus cnc was one of my fav games so always enjoyed the part where he opens cnc 3, the last good cnc game.
Holy shit, it's so beautiful in 1080p. Thank you, Geoff & Jarett!
The web series in 1080p...impressive! Well I know what I'm spending my nights watching all over again :D
This is the episode that transitioned the GameCube era consoles and standard television to the 360 and high def wide screen
I try Smoke Meat Sandwich because of Jeremy it tasted so good thank you Jeremy for a yummy lunch!
Thanks for uploading in 1080p and for free!
This is one of the best episodes.
Oh God
"What if my dad walked in?"
"Then he'd be like 'Damn that guy's good at games!'"
Oh man do I miss old school PP
You guys inspire us! Thank you for everything!
Love the show! Always brightens my day!
dave got that super saiyan hair
Dave's head is such a freakishly perfect square. He's like a mii
ChucklesMcChuckleson that jawline is insane! It's even more noticeable when he had short hair.
11:27 that smoke meat sandwich looks so frickin good!
I wish that place was open, I heard only the bar is
One of my favorite episodes!
C&C 3 was so disappointing, but it 4 made it look like the greatest game ever made
This is when Kyle started to ditch the magical micro beam. I miss this fuckin show
What's absolutely brilliant is that for the last like 10+ years I've actually had used the saying "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... well that's like never gonna happen" which was a reference to 7:50 but slightly off hahaha
OMFG!! first time ever watching this show and i love it :), cant stop watching it
Poor Anastasia...
15:57 🎵Ooh you stink at the game I'm better than you *at* _the game_ 🎵
crazy quality, wish you couldve put it up on your site back in the day! :)
CnC 3
Best show ever!
Ahhhh the nostalgia, feels weird it's been 6 years
11:31 Mukbang before Mukbang and poggerface before poggerchamp.
This show literally invented the formula for TH-cam.
25:51 I guess the sentence we didn't get to hear must've been "he sounds gay" judging by the "yes he does kinda sound like that" and the well-played joke after that "No he's not in any closet or anything, he's standing right next to me" xD. Nice skit.
true definition of nostalgia
I hope this show comes back
They have made a TV show since - and a movie most recently in 2016 in case you weren't aware.
The actor for T-bag in season 2 died, hence why the (web) show went on permanent hiatus
@@FukU2222 I think it’s safe to say everyone would be okay if they just skipped a year and started from that last episode
I just ate, and there is no possible way I could eat any more. But man, watching Jeremy eat that sandwich made me so hungry.
Why does youtube run the shiftiest commercial ever here :[
Also PP is sweet :]
where has the time gone feels like yesterday MAN
"Near own experience" XDXD
Wow, I didn't pick up on that when I first watched it all those years ago
They had some pretty funny plays on words in this show and the TV version, I've used some of their joke lines in RL but people just think I'm weird af
@@NotChukkov Funny, I recently remembered this series used to exist. It was almost early shitposting culture, it was wonderful.
Used to watch this show every day when I got home from school before I would go destroy on CoD4. Good times
I like to think Goeff and Jerrett imagined that Doug would've never shot Jeremy. I'd imagine he'd want him to repent though. Dave just stirred the pot. Best cliffhanger/reveal ever though, wouldn't have had it any other way.
That cut scene after he wins the XBOX and gets the Wii is hilarious. Makes me laugh everytime.
You guys want some toast or? 🤣
Yeahh Jeremy is playin as the Flames!
He does spend a lot of time outside for a pro gamer.
I remember seeing this years ago, looking back at 11:32.... Still makes me sooo hungry =P
DAVE!!!! HES BACK!!!
am i dead? is it gg for me?
I would love to see a video with just the "micro battle" story elements strung together.
Epic episode
Moments like 20:17 make life worth living.
Such good memories re watching this
Its crazy how back in the day I had that monitor, then like I guess it must of been stuck in my head you had HD555's since I replaced my razor headset with some HD555's so long ago but man its strange the things you do without realizing it, now I don't even have a copper head anymore, hd555's are sitting away, G15 broke, man like I am using a old microsoft keyboard these days, don't play any games and its like MAN, how did I go from being so awesome to like a guy that does not play games anymore
lol the curtains are taped in place. True students.
Fan since 4th grade :)
Being back here in 2023 like what happened.
This show always makes me so damn hungry!
This episode makes me want to play Wii Sports
me 2!!
There goes Kyle makin' up words again.
Oh shit, my friends in danger... ooo grapes. :)
Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave! 🥰🥰
web/tv/movie, love it all
Same! :)
11:51 it's a pro meal right... lol lol rofl lol
We need season 2 sound track now!!
getting rid of my monitor that I had for 10 years was also an experience.
Kyle, I know you have a lot of comments to look at, but if you read this:
I've always wondered, if the scenes with Dave during the battle at the end were edited in, or was he actually there when you filmed episode 12?
wakin' me up at all hours of the dey.. lmao!
ROFL. WE COULD PLAY GEARS OF WAR 4. ARE THE STORYLINES GOOD?
15:31 Nokia 3310 haha :)
March 20, 2022.
Watching these for the liek 10th time..
Favorite thing to do at 17:30 - Cut the sound, speed up the video to 2x, and watch it while listening to teh n00b song (kazoo version).
17:27 he used the n word..... big mistake.
DAAAAAVE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
is that miyamoto on his desktop LMAO
Tagi's so fkn hot.
such a troll ending
Scrin 4 Life!! Zerg 4 Life!! Seraphim 4 life!! Hierarchy 4 Life!! Command and Conquer, Supreme Commander and Forged Alliance, Universe at War, and StarCraft I and II for the win!! Alien factions rule!
the one before the one I saw at the Premiere in London (IIRC)
DAVE !!!!!