As a Scotsman, this accent is throwing my brain off. The r's and o sounds sound familiar. The rest sounds weirdly German. Wales really is an idiosyncratic little place.
did he just say "half a pill. take that later for fun." LMAO??? 10:03 OH MY GOD?? the fuckin slow look up after saying his last name 11:41 "telephone, I'll take those digits" - 17:42 is bro flirting? ☠☠☠
Why do i feel this man is begging for a role in a film by making ASMR demonstrating his acting skills- Dude's videos are so good i don't sleep, i analyse-
Rory hates people, but maybe he would make an exception and join us at the pub for a 🍺? I want to hear a tipsy Welsh accent, please! Great job, Jim! You are adored! ❤️
"Noo ish not yer fault. ...Well. Well it *might* be, I dunno" oh man, I love this guy. Headcanon he's a long distance partner of the Die Society's detective.
I thought I understood that the accent was Welsh and yet at times I'hav the impression of hearing a Frenchman speaking English. I'm French so the impression is strong. You're an authentic ASMR artist, Jim. I love your work. Good continuation.
Wow, an hangry Welsh copper. Better not mess with him. Quite frankly I’m grateful they took away your shooter Rorrrrry, otherwise you might have created more crimes. 😁 I loved the sass in this SJ and the faces you pulled at you’re own jokes. 😄 How you kept a straight face throughout is beyond me. I hope to see Rorrry again. 😊🤗
Now that was a major giggle fest, those Rrrrrr's though, this dude is permanently not impressed with a lot of things and it's hilarious, great video and great atmosphere, kudos to you! 😂
Hi Jim! I've been a fan for awhile now, and I'm curious if you'd ever consider doing a Torchwood themed video? This video just reminded me of it and I think you'd be great! Love from Wales!
I was trying to relax but as soon as the Cardiff impressions came I lost it 🤣 and I knew I had to watch the whole thing 🧡🧡 My stomach hurts from laughing too much Rory is my new favourite character, I hope I see more of him 😊
As someone who’s Welsh, this is actually really good! I’m surprised to hear how good this is. If I had to guess, I’d say that he’s from the more northern part, or mid-wales because he mentions ‘those boys down by the bay’, so he isn’t from where I’m from, which is Swansea. (Right on the bay mind you!)
Why do I get the distinct impression that this was inspired by David Mitchells explanation on Would I Lie To You about the difference between an uninterested policeman versus a disinterested policeman?
Watching this and making my lunch. When you said you thought you were Jesus because you have astigmatism I almost died laughing….nearly spilled my cup of noodles!
Guess he kinda has started. Because there's his hiding from a serial killer vid, and that has Shaun of dead vibes. And this could cover hot fuzz, so either he has on that matches the world's end or he'll make one soon.
I am one happy person! I think I once requested a video with the welsh accent or language (which I am learning🙃🙃). This was hilarious all the way through. Thank you!!
Too funny 😂😂😂 you are the greatest Jim I laughed from start to finish and then your accent is so beautiful 😄💗 I will definitely go to listen to the Cardiff boys band 😂😂😂
Still a better police officer than gwent police 🤣 this is now my favourite asmr video of all time because I’m Welsh and probs sound like that to non welsh folk
Fascinating! Never imagined a complaining coppo being relaxing. Can you share what kind of Welsh accent that is? It sounds almost Scottish. The only Welsh accent I know is what Christian Bale uses when not method acting off-camera. And is it normal for Welsh to work in some Welsh words whilst speaking English? Well done dude! Thanks! Cenllysg Cymru!
Welp, now I have the preconception that all Welsh police officers are sassy elves
Most of the time they are lovely lmao
As a Scotsman, this accent is throwing my brain off. The r's and o sounds sound familiar. The rest sounds weirdly German. Wales really is an idiosyncratic little place.
as a german with a heavy accent, his accent is throwing me off but i love it
Welsh is literally the only accent I canNOT imitate. I have no idea how they do it. It's such an interesting accent.
This is a uncomfortably accurate welsh accent
As a Welsh woman I clicked on this so quick! And so not disappointed 😂
Rory needs a nap. Maybe a snack. It’s not lunch, but lunch-adjacent. I’m sure he’ll be on top of things after a little nibble and a snooze.
This made me chuckle a lot also the amount of times Rory got annoyed at the ongoing sounds got me the most. 🤭
I didn’t even know how much I’d love this accent 😌
This character needs his own show, I haven't laughed this much in ages!
"I didn't just solve crimes, I made them too, by shooting people" 😂😂😂
I was scrolling through comments when I read this at the exact same time he said it, freaky
did he just say "half a pill. take that later for fun." LMAO??? 10:03
OH MY GOD?? the fuckin slow look up after saying his last name 11:41
"telephone, I'll take those digits" - 17:42 is bro flirting? ☠☠☠
Why do i feel this man is begging for a role in a film by making ASMR demonstrating his acting skills-
Dude's videos are so good i don't sleep, i analyse-
i think so too! well, his acting skills are great tho
Another story involving this character PLEASE! Loved everything about him…especially his astigmatism!😂😂
I'm with you Constable. I'm not fond of people either. That's why I rescue cats.
Happy to hear your Welsh again.
I misread the title as "Distressed Welsh Policeman" and now I need that video.
This video title is such a mood.
Rory hates people, but maybe he would make an exception and join us at the pub for a 🍺? I want to hear a tipsy Welsh accent, please! Great job, Jim! You are adored! ❤️
Rory had me wheezing; a cop and a true crime fan that doesn't know what larceny or identity theft means. I guess his specialty is in false crimes
"Noo ish not yer fault. ...Well. Well it *might* be, I dunno" oh man, I love this guy. Headcanon he's a long distance partner of the Die Society's detective.
It's AMAZING how you can fit ANY character in a different way ! Just become an actor already !
I thought I understood that the accent was Welsh and yet at times I'hav the impression of hearing a Frenchman speaking English. I'm French so the impression is strong.
You're an authentic ASMR artist, Jim. I love your work. Good continuation.
Wow, an hangry Welsh copper. Better not mess with him. Quite frankly I’m grateful they took away your shooter Rorrrrry, otherwise you might have created more crimes. 😁 I loved the sass in this SJ and the faces you pulled at you’re own jokes. 😄 How you kept a straight face throughout is beyond me. I hope to see Rorrry again. 😊🤗
6:34 is precisely how I feel when the festive season hits my retail job 😂
As a Welsh man I can say this video is accurate
Would love a glaswegian accent video
oh my god, as a welshman myself- this is literally perfect
this is like the most nostalgic type of voice, it reminds me of my uncle
Now that was a major giggle fest, those Rrrrrr's though, this dude is permanently not impressed with a lot of things and it's hilarious, great video and great atmosphere, kudos to you! 😂
Hi Jim! I've been a fan for awhile now, and I'm curious if you'd ever consider doing a Torchwood themed video? This video just reminded me of it and I think you'd be great! Love from Wales!
“I skip breakfast most days, I just have a joint…” said the policeman. 😂
Thanks!
Wow your welsh accents amazing, and your mannerisms and idioms are great! Well done
This kinda gives me “Hot Fuzz” vibes………….I’m loving it haha✨
This is fantastic. I too love true crime but hate people. I cannot express how funny I find this. 😹
I was trying to relax but as soon as the Cardiff impressions came I lost it 🤣 and I knew I had to watch the whole thing 🧡🧡
My stomach hurts from laughing too much
Rory is my new favourite character, I hope I see more of him 😊
I've never heard a Welsh accent before and WHY ARE THEY NOT MORE POPULAR
I listened to this at least 5 times while I edited some art for a few hours! I love this vid!
As someone who’s Welsh, this is actually really good! I’m surprised to hear how good this is. If I had to guess, I’d say that he’s from the more northern part, or mid-wales because he mentions ‘those boys down by the bay’, so he isn’t from where I’m from, which is Swansea. (Right on the bay mind you!)
Why do I get the distinct impression that this was inspired by David Mitchells explanation on Would I Lie To You about the difference between an uninterested policeman versus a disinterested policeman?
I love the "What" at the end, such a character!
I love when you use the Welsh accent. 🥰 Also Rory had me laughing the whole time I almost forgot that I was reporting a crime.😂
I love this. The perfect mix of asmr and humour
This made my day! Thank you so much for your hard work!
Omg I can't this video is too good was laughing the whole time! So talented at acting and absolutely hilarious
When Rori thought he was the Messiah because of his astigmatism. 😆
Watching this and making my lunch. When you said you thought you were Jesus because you have astigmatism I almost died laughing….nearly spilled my cup of noodles!
Getting Hot Fuzz vibes from this video. Maybe we'll get a JimASMR Cornetto trilogy of our own? xD
Guess he kinda has started. Because there's his hiding from a serial killer vid, and that has Shaun of dead vibes. And this could cover hot fuzz, so either he has on that matches the world's end or he'll make one soon.
Luckily Rory doesn’t seem like he’s labeled himself judge Judy and executioner
Lawful good aussie cop vs. Lawful evil Welsh cop
This one cracked me up!! 😂😂😂
Yes! I'm listening to this tonight!
何本か見て悩んでたけど、解決した。発音ウェールズなんだ！！！
カーディフって聞こえて脳内がトーチウッドに占められたし、このままいい夢が見れそうです。
Thank you Jim ち！！
Amazing vid thanks for the giggles 😊
I relate to this on a spiritual level. people, the coffee, verbage, all of it XD
This is brilliant, great ASMR 👍
So whenever I'm being put on hold while calling the station, I know exactly that they're really just eating lunch! 😆
Impressive! Simply impressive
The local constabulary is taking the piss... and sending on to Cardiff.
"My dad was a copper." LMAO XD Love Rorrrrry.
Jimbo's accent here is flawless... 👌
I am one happy person! I think I once requested a video with the welsh accent or language (which I am learning🙃🙃). This was hilarious all the way through. Thank you!!
I got to 14:08 right at twenty past two, freaked me out at first. Anyway, loving the character and accent, keep up the good work!
This had me in stitches. Dai iawn
7:36 I'm cackling what 😭
Who else remembers rotary phones? Dating myself cuz my parents are really old. And a copper dad joke too - such a fun character.
I just woke up for work.
Perfect.
Perfect RP
Early squad! I love the accent.
I appreciate you so much, thank you for your videos!❤️🦋 Keep smiling butterfly :)
Raise your hand if you have been waiting for law-enforcement related Welsh ASMR videos!
Can somebody explain the "rory if you're my friend, first syllable of the first bit if you're nasty" joke?
The first word he said was “Constable” with his accent the first syllable sounds like he’s saying “Cunt” so that might be it?
@@Azrael69605 OH that makes sense, didn't even factor in the title lmao
Somebody get Rory a Snickers Bar, and a little more than half a pill for later on. Poor fellow may need a few extra.😂. For those....paper cuts.
I enjoyed the video, thank you Jim.
"It's not your fault...
Well it might be you haven't told me yet."
😂😂😂😂
Amazing asmr Jim 🥰
Only Jim can make such an unlikeable character likable.
Such a unique roleplay, I LOVE IT! 😂👌 Lived I Wales most of my life, so this made me laugh. 😝
I just realized this is the nephew to the cop that pulls us over in a another asmr
Man's Never out of ideas 💀
Another Uncle E
OMG how did I miss this?? 🤣🤣
I needed this laugh today. Love this character. 👍
Relaxing! Great attemp at the accent lol
I think Rory is in need of a well deserved sabbatical. And his Uncle may be in need of rehab. I love this family.❤
I'm flying over right now 🛬with a pastrami on rye🥪 with pickles 🥒and chips🍟 and a coke🥤!🤣Cause this is how I feel all the time are! You are a mood!!
Too funny 😂😂😂 you are the greatest Jim I laughed from start to finish and then your accent is so beautiful 😄💗
I will definitely go to listen to the Cardiff boys band 😂😂😂
“I made them too” omg 😂
This policeman maybe have a bad day. I am enjoyed the story. Good work on the video.
WILTY clip: "uninterested vs disinterested"
Love this.
“I love crime and I hate people, and this comrade, is how I began to murder other”
Sounds to me like the accent Tom Hardy did in Locke. Love it so much.
whoa that one welsh doctor who spin-off looks neat
Still a better police officer than gwent police 🤣 this is now my favourite asmr video of all time because I’m Welsh and probs sound like that to non welsh folk
this is hilarious i never expected to find welsh asmr
Fascinating! Never imagined a complaining coppo being relaxing. Can you share what kind of Welsh accent that is? It sounds almost Scottish. The only Welsh accent I know is what Christian Bale uses when not method acting off-camera. And is it normal for Welsh to work in some Welsh words whilst speaking English? Well done dude! Thanks! Cenllysg Cymru!
this was amazing
You are totally channelling that sandwich making coach "a sandwich should be square like a nice football pitch"
The accent on point
I really enjoyed the ship attendant video my friend!
You're an incredible asmrtist my friend, really interesting character.
two days later rory was fire for not answering the phones calls
Oh my god jim is increible😎
aren't those uniball pens the best
unique accent. love it jim
Hinterland behind the scenes!