Routine Inspection ASMR | Working Class Trade Union Questionnaire Roleplay
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 พ.ค. 2023
- Ready for the lowest energy, slowest ASMR roleplay I’ve done in some time? Then…
… wait no more! North Northshire in 19XX has really gone to the pits since automation was introduced. But, as always, the working class must adapt to advances in mass production to protect the bottom line and secure the investments of those at the top, right?
Well, anyway. Seems like I’ve been on an industrialisation stint recently, but don’t worry - doctors, knights, and whatnot will be back soon. But for now, here’s a kindly Trade Union rep who is going to inspect your workstation to the bare minimum requirements stated by the union charter. There’s some soft-spoken North Nothernshire accent mixed with a laborious and redundant questionnaire to make sure everything’s up t’code.
Truth is, when making the props for this one I was sanding some plastic and must have inhaled about half a gram of the stuff accidentally, because it’s absolutely f**ked my sinuses and meant that my energy and voice were a little… feeble for this one. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
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🎙 What is ASMR? 🎧
ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses - even just for a bit.
📽 What is FPC? 🎞
FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds - just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos - but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.
Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.
nothing more relaxing than knowing my rights and safety as a worker are represented and protected 🫡
Oh I do love regional accents, they're so warm and comforting.
When he said you can have an apple on your smoke break as long as you set it on fire, I laughed so hard. This video is great!
The feeling that your supervisor doesn't know shit about how anything you do actually works is uncannily accurate.
The best line is the bit where he explains he doesn't even smoke but has 5-6 before lunch and 5 - 6 after and even practices smoking at home so he can maintain that.
I love how he does all this work for us to watch for free. This is incredible
The Yorkshire accent is impeccable, reminds me of every bloke I'm likely to see in the pub on a Friday night
weirdly enough jim, ive started working on this ww1-era dieselpunk dark fantasy world and this is just what i needed to get me in the spirits while slaving away over google docs and wikipedia articles. thanks!
Oh finally, i get to live my dream of being unionized and not getting shot by a pinkterton
Please be careful when making props! Plastic inhalation doesn’t sound like a good experience 😅 (though I’m sure this video will be great nonetheless! <3)
"Can't go around nutting all over the place." That caught me off guard lol. I'm surprised he didn't even break from that.
"Just here for an inspection"
"Attention everyone:
16:25
I love the:
NGL, as a former production worker, all the touchy touchy on the machine is giving me the fits. Stop touching my stuff! But I will take the extra smoke breaks.
"Is it suppose to do that?" Yep, every day when my manager asks me something
"Honey, wake up. Papa Jimchi posted another work of art."
It went from syndicalism, to passive eugenics, to no nut november. This is great, keep it up!
The quality of this is self-evident but I love how it's carried by the script, the props and costume are fantastic but this is just such a banger little narrative with so many incredible quips. Love to be relaxed at work by the union rep. So much ASMR is about this feeling of personal attention and intimacy and there is an absolutely charming interpretation of that-being cared for as a worker :')