Being The President During Nuclear War.

‪@MichelleKhare‬ OG VID: • I Tried A Nuclear War ...
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Outro Song: @PlayaPhonkOfficial • SHOOTING STARS

[@Sheluvsmp3]

Bro my dinner literally JUST hit the table😭

[@drakewood8095]

same babe

[@jupiturn867]

@@drakewood8095 same babe

[@glxw_]

same babe

[@cheese4825]

Good eats??

[@GingerBreadDogez]

@@jupiturn867 same babe

[@thesmileshow9651]

Oh hell her response pissed me off so damn much. STOP WHINING AND PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON. I usually love her but golly girl we don't have time for emotions. PEOPLE ARE DYING.

[@yezelgames]

Ong

[@freezybreezy1001]

It actually passed me off ngl

[@jltr2567]

Ong. Like its hard but look its u or them so they dead

[@johnnolen2781]

is she an actress or sumn?

[@user-cc9dn5we7j]

@@johnnolen2781no she’s a TH-camr and a daredevil

[@blusnow548]

when the president says "I don't feel like it right now" as nukes are bound t hit every major city

[@mr.fahrenheit7009]

female president moment

[@thedeerinurtoilet4214]

@@mr.fahrenheit7009sexist

[@PurgeMaster847]

☕️

[@jacklyncraywood]

Yeah I was like wtf? You gotta do something

[@Detyop]

@@PurgeMaster847your 5

[@Squillya]

“You live in Mississippi? Well I have some bad news for you” got me rolling 19:24

[@MrBroseph]

I live in Mississippi too 😂

[@BrysonGallagher-qk8yr]

Bro I live in Mississippi😭

[@WongsChicken]

They all gonna go mississaygoodbye

[@ChadWork]

Ima miss Mississippi

[@Drip_Troop]

Yo same I live in Mississippi too

[@MMAgurushair]

Her response made me so mad bro omg

[@hollupjimmy9393]

She had too much empathy considering 40-60m Americans were going to get nuked

[@Roe-man]

ong like, stop crying and send em all 🚀

[@CasualCat64]

Same, wasted 9 whole minutes going in circles and doing this and doing that just to go with the same options as everyone.

[@AudreyW1997]

Honestly same. It really really angered me. Id be PISSED as president and to get the call to distract me? Nah. There is no time for emotions. In that situation you NEED to act on something. Whether it's small or large scale something needs to be done and crying won't help. Cry later in the bunker.

[@ryderpanistic4969]

She had a rage building inside of me bro. Like this shit is crazy crying while hundreds of millions of ur own people are at risk. Never get this girl anywhere near anything political. Can just imagine about Kamala would probably be worse than this.

[@RyxDaGoat]

This was such a brutal watch 😭

[@TGP.Productions]

the fact that she's crying at a sim game 😆

[@kylemazur1447]

@@TGP.Productionsfr. Just showed me woman shouldn’t be President 💀

[@onlyloserever]

@@kylemazur1447 not what that shows lmfao

[@elenadavletshina6890]

@@kylemazur1447it’s not about sex/gender

[@Warlikesaturn62]

@@onlylosereverdefinitely had sexist intentions with that comment, but women do have more emotional responses to things, and Girls are socialized to be nurturing, empathetic, and to care about others. Boys are socialized to be competitive, confident, and assertive

[@scurmzy1984]

crying in a fake situation is crazy

[@Brookebugx]

It was probably from the stress or just to farm views lmao

[@emmyreimmy]

People cry to fictional movies it's the same thing

[@Griffin-58]

You’re like 14 why are you speaking

[@Niko-ln1ny]

@@emmyreimmyno it’s not 🤦‍♂️

[@emsroom]

She didn't understand how presidents can just sit and decide for millions of people to be killed. That's why she's crying.

[@Whiteninja07]

Am I a psychopath? I feel like I would instantly choose option 2 with no remorse.

[@jaycejames8777]

I said both

[@ronanplays6485]

Real shit

[@sharpwater4804]

Any person with common sense would pick option 2

[@Maljig06]

If I can I’m choosing both

[@Poopmasterkal]

Cool guy over here

[@Spotted526]

If there’s a nuclear bomb that would hit my city in 10 minutes I’m hiding in a refrigerator

[@cheese4825]

You aint Billy, bro.

[@kelvinemptage9141]

W strat w strat

[@MattHall2003]

Hello fellow Indiana Jones lover

[@rigby9354]

u watched fallout 😂

[@Greatduck777]

Bro is cooked (quite literally, radiation burns your skin off)

[@Spitzboi09]

Her crying pissed me off it's not even real😑

[@RandomFlix87]

1:00 joe caught taking the galaxy gas on camera

[@AdaptaniumArt]

Whats galaxy gas

[@srt_spyder]

my name lil t mane

[@Agentadolfhitler]

@@AdaptaniumArtits like some kind of powder or smth like, i forgot the name of those shake extra toppings but its like that but it eats your brain im pretty sure

[@mixemup.]

@@AdaptaniumArtLiterally galaxy gas like galaxy gas

[@user47493]

@@AdaptaniumArt u dont got tiktok u wouldnt understand

[@ACplayez]

with 10 mins left to live, Id probably watch a joebart vid

[@Semtex_error]

Most are 20-30 mins 😂

[@johnjaquis6198]

@@Semtex_error there’s always that one person that no one likes

[@Insomniac_on_pawz]

@@johnjaquis6198fr

[@Jake-777-7]

​@@Semtex_errora nuclear missile takes less than 5 minutes if on the oppisite side of the planet. You will have less than 60 seconds to duck for cover when the sirens start.

[@Semtex_error]

@@Jake-777-7 yes I know I meant Joe's videos

[@Barrymckociner074]

The fake crying at the end💀

[@MONEYBAGZ5009]

Nukes are basically suicide missions for some countries

[@colesilverman5544]

she got me so mad, end their history already 😂

[@TexturedBumf]

You have to set a precedent and say that “You know what, any countries in the future want to nuke us too? You can meet the same fate as Valoria” that’s why whilst it would be a tragedy, a large-scale nuclear response would be the best option.

[@Jake-777-7]

You dont understand nuclear war. You retaliate because of Mutualy Asured Destruction. MAD world doctrine is the only thing stopping nuclear holocaust.

[@M4NT6L]

27:17 why is she taking it so seriously

[@cooperknighten6698]

Taking the dirtbike out for one last ride

[@daents4653]

Same bro

[@bqat8851]

w

[@Kizzwaz]

YEEESAAAH

[@tylernpc]

Nah she actually makes me so mad istg 💀

[@CuriosShorts-nd1uo]

24:26 Genocide?? Bruh 😭

[@haeri_xx]

“whatever sounds good enough.”💀

[@CuriosShorts-nd1uo]

16:22 That name brings back memories 😭 Medal of Honor on the ps2 taught me well

[@lolyea]

💀💀..

[@Hazbin_Editz]

24:05 Joe entering his mad destroyer arc

[@Barrymckociner074]

26:36 it's NUCLEAR WARFARE. How can you expect a "GOOD" option?

[@Novalovesgames120]

I mean the nukes are already launched 😭

[@ExtraChillyTV]

@@Novalovesgames120

[@NostalgiaKHR]

0:34 hitting my last griddy

[@JaKack]

“get tacobell” is crazy

[@NostalgiaKHR]

@@JaKack id get the gwimace shake

[@cameronplayzz4567]

@@NostalgiaKHRI’d fly into a tower

[@sasqucho]

@@cameronplayzz4567 I’d donate all my money to daddy joe

[@NostalgiaKHR]

@@sasqucho how could i not think of that silly me

[@LDIZZLE...]

0:25 - Rolling a J, go outside, smoke that J. Admire nature and life while the bomb hits...

[@LucasFarmer-o7b]

You ain't the main character bro 😂

[@JaydenJackson-xk6te]

Ok lil bro

[@LDIZZLE...]

@@LucasFarmer-o7b lmao your strange. What would you do?

[@bryancruz-po8mr]

she literally killed the entire country lol🤣

[@Tactical_Kitten]

Thats what Kamala's gonna do

[@Ducksarecool-r5p]

@@Tactical_Kittenbro no President is saving us with a nuke coming in ten minutes no need to bring that up

[@WillyC300]

@@Tactical_Kittenprobably, I hate basically all of our politicians they’re the physical manifestations of what’s ruining the country.

[@UngodlyVoltage]

@@WillyC300what the hell else are they gonna do? Let them fucking kill us?

[@Ballanesian.Cowboy]

@@Tactical_Kittenher economic policy is one of the best we could ever have in decades

[@PurgeMaster847]

“How do we know” bro you finna find out I hope out president isn’t someone like her bc if so we are all fucked

[@Jake-777-7]

Kamala Haris...

[@PurgeMaster847]

@@Jake-777-7 fax

[@Breeze-_-]

Joe never fails to be bald and yap at the same time

[@shadowmaster271]

Shut up you bot

[@JzargoTodd]

Why is this man actually hella funny

[@abrahamortegalopez6006]

the second i hear the second option im choosing that🤣

[@wellimagamer8848]

7:16 just grab with your hand ez, then throw it back

[@baileywoods9513]

Number 1 rule she didn’t follow you touch American boats you face the full might of the USA

[@Destructible59665]

0:12 nuclear missiles are coming

[@TheU.S.]

Cap

[@jinxjw]

with ten minutes until impact

[@tastefulsubstance]

😟

[@cooper6253]

​@@jinxjw I just beat me meat

[@Wompwomp381]

I just ate dinner but I’m going to make a sandwhich for this 😭

[@jasona3742]

29:12 lmaoo I would be like, pick a number, 1 or 2. Then take the button and hit it myself 😂

[@brain_leech]

0:00 the joe bartolozzi video starts and ends 35:24

[@Sukzeez]

I bet you thought u was mad funny making this comment giggling ur fkn shorts off nga

[@VeryHuman-x9l]

" I love you joe" when the nukes go off that what I'll say

[@simplyvibin4646]

bro she's dragging it for yhe TH-cam

[@goosiefel]

i study nuclear physics,i live the perfect distance from my city where i will almost be unaffected but i can still watch. so my first reaction would be get my sunglasses and sunscreen, climb onto my roof and get ready for the show

[@Jake-777-7]

You must have failed your courses.

[@goosiefel]

@@Jake-777-7 what Am I supposed to do not watch the beautiful boom

[@Unfunnyfunyname]

what if the blast isnt gonna be where you think?

[@The_best07itsme]

Bro if I had 10 minutes left I would play the moon light sonata and die peacefully

[@Appleee..]

so much aura for that.

[@Jake-777-7]

Thats not how nukes work. You get to vomit profusely for weeks and watch as your flesh rots away due to radiation poisoning. Its not instant. Its one of the slowest and most horrific deaths.

[@sigmalphagyatt]

i love watching joe right before i go to sleep🙏🏾‼️

[@Minecraftpronhub]

Same babe

[@nousernamesaul29]

my little fartolozzi uploaded

[@xxknockoutx5928]

Shartalozzi

[@haeri_xx]

@@xxknockoutx5928l’appuntamentolozzi💀*I have on idea what this means it just came on my keyboard it could mean “fuck your mother and brother” but I honestly don’t know😭*

[@dapper-alcremie460]

The fact she started crying over this is crazy lmao

[@rigby9354]

😂 bro she’s actually cooked

[@flyin_tgt]

i easily catch the nuke in a comically large net then i give kim a stern talking to

[@Mr.Puzzles123]

I like how people in chat we're yapping as If they're not 14 years old who couldn't do any better

[@Brwnchay]

Let's be honest everyone is doing better than her 😅😅

[@Galjamakarova6ks2b-wx1ed]

It's obvious how much effort went into this!

[@MrPeculiar.]

What's the square miles of Valoria?
"Mister President, we don't have tim-"
What's the square miles of Valoria?
"207 square miles"
*Level It.*

[@RebelGuillen]

Joe always make me wip it out

[@brochili]

1:10 "Uhm actually Joe🤓, according to my calculations, that would probably result in a nuclear winter and everything would die🤓"

[@KennyDrinksMilk]

Yo this girl couldn’t even handle a penn state whiteout

[@Cowstarman]

Genuinely one of the hardest watches of all time thank you for pausing it when you did ion know how you do it Joe

[@GoofyahJr]

Bro my table just flipped and then ate me food 😢😢😭😭

[@freezybreezy1001]

Bro’s table must’ve been hungry af

[@JimJiminycricket]

First president who commented 0:18

[@JimJiminycricket]

Never mind

[@kelvinemptage9141]

​@@JimJiminycricket😂

[@lanalee7826]

Omg you’ll love her boxing video

[@HeadBro_]

woah, never thought joe would watch her!

[@HeadBro_]

nvm hes making fun of her like half the time 💀

[@VaultHoward]

@@HeadBro_justified. She over here crying and shit like bro its fake why you over here crying lmao

[@Groggle7141]

29:27 You would be immediately fired and imprisoned for who knows how long

[@sourswift]

She inadvertently proved the stereotype of women being too emotional to be political leaders instead of the latter

[@Aka_DSR50]

President “we can do a large scale attack or small scale atta”- both 😐 “what?!” “Both😐”

[@celestia8802]

0:18 rubbing one out

[@ashtonconti4232]

Yessir

[@darkdiamond3286]

She should never step ANYWHERE near an American office position

[@Black_screen6969]

Let’s keep it real most women are emotional thinkers which is why they shouldn’t be making big decisions such as in politics due to the fact that most women will make there decisions based off of emotion rather than logic

[@hardcarryjerry]

nah ur weird asf

[@Kahoneki]

blessed be thou when joe uploads

[@Youhave3dads]

16:15 Joe that’s the Zimmerman telegraph where United States cracked code from Japan to Mexico

[@Sigma_skibidi100]

germany to mexico*

[@Sigma_skibidi100]

japan was fighting along with usa in ww2

[@gammasilent858]

@@Sigma_skibidi100it was from the Germans but Japan most definitely was not on the side of the USA, to remind you, the us joined the war because Japan targeted a major USA port, Pearl Harbor, and the only reason why Japan conceded was because of the two nukes that we dropped on them

[@Sigma_skibidi100]

@@gammasilent858 the zimmerman telegraph was sent in ww1 because germany was scared usa was gonna join the war, and im pretty sure it was the reason the usa joined ww1

[@Sigma_skibidi100]

@@gammasilent858 they were in ww1

[@lordmacmastergaming8454]

Bro can never go to North Korea now 😭

[@vvbenf7794]

Bro u gotta watch more Michelle khare

[@cowking1007]

Imagine the person who was in the last 500m of the blast zone looking at the bomb giving him 3rd degree burns (because Joe didn’t wanna tell him)

[@Howtoscam4]

0:43 calling that one girl and getting busy

[@freezybreezy1001]

10 minutes? Bro I’m carrying everything I can get my hands on like wardrobe, bathtub and beds into the basement corner and encasing myself in them.

[@Jake-777-7]

Now you have to spend at least 2 weeks in your makeshift bunker to avoid the fallout, wich will almost certainly kill you anyway.

[@SimpleVR.]

0:00 bald guy yaps

[@itsmixxann9617]

“He’s our little comedian”

[@Brainfood91]

@@itsmixxann9617frrrr

[@Mr_Speed962]

Shit up nere

[@mrduck17]

Whats with all of the questions? Nukes are heading towards my country? Level the damn country

[@Fart_m0nst3r]

never has a video pissed me off so much shes doing to much bruh

[@jaydenfaulk882]

joe been uploading every day. it’s a good week

[@hudsoncole2578]

This is Kamala as president bro...

[@laladsa1774]

LMAO

[@rmehu]

Trump would be even worse 😭😭😭

[@laladsa1774]

@@rmehu bro what lol

[@rmehu]

@@laladsa1774 let’s be fr they both suck 💀

[@itsnobody6573]

I'd be like "intercept the missiles that's aiming for the fully populated areas, and try to intercept the other ones if you can". Pretty ez to choose to be honest.

[@Slided-h3y]

That’s gonna be Kamala Harris if she gets elected🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@Crack-qg2yf]

20:46 an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind

[@JonathanMello-nn3sm]

Every like this comment gets Joe has to do 1 pushup

[@TheAwesomeCuber1]

One push-up so far

[@sdino5]

I guess he’s doing 32 push ups

[@randk-h1p]

@@sdino5 37 now, get to pushin Joe!

[@OofidTheGoat]

We should pay respects to the company that keeps pumping out the ai generated Joe, rip joe you will always live on with the ai generated videos 🦅 (couldn’t find the 🕊️ emoji)

[@Karaokekushandmentalhealth]

This is why women can’t be in charge, woman can’t take the fact they are the absolute one to blame. And that’s the absolute truth

[@MaryGrace2326]

I feel like nugget is hiding all the nukes in the nugget cave

[@Zoteboat1]

Kindergarten moment

[@Barrymckociner074]

31:16 one of the worst vids ive seen in awhile..

[@freeman_fundamentals]

He…He… Bro said… Have you ever heard of a trophy system😂

[@not_itr]

Only True Joe Bart Fans Can Like This

[@sssslenderzzzz]

Bot ahh comment

[@williamsutton6738]

No way he watched a Challenge Accepted vid. I LOVE CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[@Flip2live]

How do i comment

[@animal_emoji]

You just did

[@yuunikai]

how do i reply

[@Rare.Dreams]

How do I dislike

[@Flip2live]

@@Rare.Dreams hit the thumbs up i believe

[@rene_romero]

Why is Joe so good at telling stories, I always enjoy watching his videos and his way of reacting to videos always pumps me up, thank you Joe

[@CSXNSBEREa]

0 views in 0.0000000000000001 seconds Joe fell off 😟

[@johnideall]

the very best youtuber you can feel his aura and my depression just disappears every time I watch his videos this man was born to have such a good charisma

[@GR8ED1TS]

I will do a sit up for every like this comment gets

[@Stamos_YT]

The moment the video started, my breakfast fell on the floor

[@kennygregory9854]

First

[@elijahdown]

Second

[@Fork1Toaster]

@@elijahdown no u weren't

[@kennyzamora4788]

mid

[@dirksland784]

I would eat those little washing machine, gummy thingies. They look so good.

[@liv4sno1]

Fell of 3 views in 30 seconds fell off

[@bob36fly]

6:50 was part of an actual idea from the Regan administration it was called SDI or better known as star wars

[@Sidhak0]

Finally a Michelle video

[@Ratty-zn1iz]

YESSS JOES WATCHING TH-camRS I KNOW FIRST CHAD CHAD NOW MICHELLE KHARE!!

[@xelloe]

Joe Bart is a dinner eating streamer

[@ijoinedthegooglewhathappen5599]

hey joe not sure if you would see this but i actually did get an alert that a nuke was gonna hit in 10 minutes this happened in hawaii about 6-7 years ago i would say and i was with a bunch of my friends and we said we would play fallout music and watch as it destroys everything pretty funny ngl but it never happened and was a false alarm.

[@jsg7000]

She did NOT need to cry💀

[@blaineprassenos7720]

You do know Mississippi has one of the largest ship building companies in the entire u.s. and they make naval ships as well right, it wouldn’t be crazy if they did nuke it💀