I love how there basically three reactions. 1. Are you okay? 2. This may have been normal a thousand years back, but not in today times! 3. Haha! Good one! And then their Yuuka treating Alear, Dragon Jesus essentially, like a dog that brought her a dead squirrel. "No! Bad Divide Dragon! Put it back right now!"
@HurtRat I mean, kind of is. Die for the sins of man _/ Came back to alive _/ Child of god _/ Gather Wiseman and woman _/ Pretty sure their Dragon Jesus.
I like to think this gift is for those who hate a specific character. Like how must games don't let you hate the characters cause your the good guy, and they decided to let you give the person you hate horse crap as a 'Fuck you' for those people.
Marth: Thank you. I guess. Celica: Umm. Are you sure you know what counts as a good gift? Sigurd: If you have come to ask me for advice on cleaning up, you got the wrong guy. Micaiah: Ugh. Gross. Keep it away from me please. Leif: You sure have a way with gifts, huh. Roy: Are you sure you’re ok. Lyn: That is disgusting. I don’t why you would pick it up. Lucina: Um. I think I’m going to be sick. Ike: Please don’t tell me you give everyone “gifts” like these… Corrin: Don’t worry if you don’t know what counts as a good gift, I tend to fall flat on that topic too. Byleth: Please be mindful of who you give that to… Erika: Ummm. Thank you?
Chrom: Erm, if I’ve done something to slight you in some way, I’d rather you be more upfront about it. Robin: I’m not sure I understand… Are you suggesting this may be useful in battle somehow? Camilla: You have til the count of three to get that out of my sight.
Claude: Uh-huh... Yeah I reeaaally don't think that's a gift. Edelgard: Are you alright? Oh, what is happening to everyone these days? Dimitri: "Is ThIs SoMe KiNd Of TwIsTeD jOkE?"
Don't forget about how Jade actually finds it funny and Lapis doesn't react in a negative manner, which probably makes sense considering she's probably used to the smell.
We're talking about the guy who would rather lick a girls shirt stains than ask the chef for a recipe. I don't think anything surprises me about Bunet.
No one actually "likes" it, at least not as far as mechanically. Like it doesn't increase (or decrease) support points. It's literally just there for a gag.
Panette: "Are you trying to start a war?!" Gangral: "This girl... I like her." One thing that I low-key ask about in Engage is just one thing... Why do this game give you so much of this?!
I think the pretty pebbles are the droppings of Sommie. So some shit is ok to gift and some is not. And the divine dragon is just confused why people like the one and not the other xD
i think the spirit gems and bond fragments are the real sommie shit (sommie literally poops after feeding it). i bet alear gets real confused when receiving bond fragments from the same people who complain lmao
My favorites have to be Veyle, Yunaka, Fogado, and Saphir. The last two because they just laugh, Yunaka because of the “bad Divine Dragon!”, and Veyle because of the confused “What?” when you hand it to her. An honorable mention is Alcryst with him thinking Alear wanted him to throw it away
Really wish we could gift the emblem lords so we can have this: Alear: Byleth. Please accept this small gift as a token of my gratitude. Byleth: Why thank you. You are really kind… oh… Hey by the way do you remember I told you that during my teaching career I also worked as a lost and found clerk? What I am trying to say is… Divine One! Did you lose this item? *display horse turd Alear: What? That’s my present for you. Byleth: I think you are mistaken. I am professional when it comes to finding righteous owner of meaningless items. Alear: I am not sure why you are so upset about this personalised gift that is tailored for you by a divine dragon. Byleth: It is yours. Alear: No yours -Yours yours yours you you you you you you Byleth: Fine enough! I just figure out a way to get rid of it. No problem. Hey Edelgard you are here! You are the hardest working student I have ever taught you know so please accept this award from your professor and you are welcome. Edelgard: If you don’t put that turd of your hand RIGHT NOW I am going to axe you.
Marth: I suppose it's the thought that counts... just put it down over there... Corrin: I've given people weird things as a joke before but this... is a bit much... Ike: Get rid of that. Now. Dimitri: What's this about? Are you alright? Claude: Uh... yeah... okay... I guess I can make use of this... thanks? Robin: Uh... what do you want me to do with this? I don't think I understand... Chrom: Huh?! What the- Have I done something to offend you? Veronica: Do you want to lose your head? Soren: Go be childish somewhere else.
Funny enough, there *was* something like this in Fates in the form of the bath towel. Give it to anyone and their reactions are similar to what happens here.
I think that her sentence partway through is her realizing exactly what you are giving her, hence the surprised look on her face and how she trails off at the end.
Lindon is a late game character, he is a priest from Elusia, and he starts as an enemy unit but can be recruited by talking to him with Alear in Chapter 18
YAY BROTHER WE'RE TOGETHER YAAAAAAAA WHY GIVE POOP? ME BAD DRAGON? Poor Veyle. I immediately, without hesitation, gave Hortensia and Flamme poop for her degrading my ears, especially Flamme.
1:10 Listen... If I so much as even smell any horse manure on your hands, I'm going to toss Ragnell at the back of your head in the next fight. You got that? Also... 5:37. A person of culture I see.
I only give Horse Manure as punishment for anyone who cooks bad meals, though I take no pleasure in doing so, especially to my Alear's future wife Ivy and his lilttle sister Veyle, but a price needs to be paid for failure in the culinary arts.
Maybe Vander is missing since he's the cameraman Who knows if the Fell Xenologue characters will also get this shit (pun not intended?) 😅😅😅 Edit: New compilation with Vander, Nel, Rafal, Zelestia, Gregory, and Madeline when 😅😅😅
They should had pull out a Dragon Age Origins to make allies wanting to leave your party or kill you if they hate you by giving something they dissaproves.
Just the mental image of Alear pulling that out of their pocket and handing it to them like "Here!" is hilarious.
“HEY this is not an alpaca’s” has the same vibe when Quagmire from family guy said “You’re not the same giraffe from last night!”.
Diamant on the background like "c'mere ya little shit"
Everyone: What is wrong with you?
Lapis and Merrin: Oh yeah, that's the good stuff!
Well lapis was a farmer she would probably go fertilize a patch to grow something. Merrin is just weird like that lol
Fogado and Saphir just know you did it for the lols
Zelkov think it's amazing and Alcryst is polite about getting rid of it
This is his inner Fell Dragon surfacing
Alear is a menace, showing horse poop to everyone like he struck gold or something
Bunet: "I knew I smelled something"
*Sommie approaching at the background*
I named my mascot Summer after my favourite cat at Big Cat Rescue, despite the fact its a dog-like creature. 😅
I was making breakfast and fell down laughing when I saw the title & thumbnail
I love how there basically three reactions.
1. Are you okay?
2. This may have been normal a thousand years back, but not in today times!
3. Haha! Good one!
And then their Yuuka treating Alear, Dragon Jesus essentially, like a dog that brought her a dead squirrel.
"No! Bad Divide Dragon! Put it back right now!"
Ooo, this is some quality manure!
&!ch Alear isn’t Jesus
@HurtRat I mean, kind of is.
Die for the sins of man _/
Came back to alive _/
Child of god _/
Gather Wiseman and woman _/
Pretty sure their Dragon Jesus.
Yuuka Kazami, my favorite FE character
Aaaand... Yunaka is best girl once again.
"What is next for my country? For the world? 😔"
"Take some horse shit"
2:17 6:20 6:32 7:15 My favourites, with Yunaka's being the uncontested best one
She treats Alear like some dog haha
Makes sense that the best character in the game would also have the best reaction to being given horse manure.
I like to think this gift is for those who hate a specific character.
Like how must games don't let you hate the characters cause your the good guy, and they decided to let you give the person you hate horse crap as a 'Fuck you' for those people.
Literally me with Pandreo lmaooooooo. Gathered up like 10 pieces of horse manure and gave him all of it as soon as I met him.
Me with Framme.
Had over 20 and gave them all to Rosado, and a couple to Goldmary
@@userjKNfe-
Definitely Rosado
Me with this version of Anna
Anna: Ah, thanks. I've been meaning to find a product I can sell to farmers and gardeners.
Its free real estate!
There's a serious market for manure! You can make a lot of money if you know how to process fertilizer!
Of course Lapis
These are all so fucking funny, Zelkov's made me laugh the hardest
I wish you could give gifts to Emblems to see their reactions
Marth: Thank you. I guess.
Celica: Umm. Are you sure you know what counts as a good gift?
Sigurd: If you have come to ask me for advice on cleaning up, you got the wrong guy.
Micaiah: Ugh. Gross. Keep it away from me please.
Leif: You sure have a way with gifts, huh.
Roy: Are you sure you’re ok.
Lyn: That is disgusting. I don’t why you would pick it up.
Lucina: Um. I think I’m going to be sick.
Ike: Please don’t tell me you give everyone “gifts” like these…
Corrin: Don’t worry if you don’t know what counts as a good gift, I tend to fall flat on that topic too.
Byleth: Please be mindful of who you give that to…
Erika: Ummm. Thank you?
@@TheJaredPunch Eirika: "This is... how would my brother put it? D I S G U S T I N G"
Chrom: Erm, if I’ve done something to slight you in some way, I’d rather you be more upfront about it.
Robin: I’m not sure I understand… Are you suggesting this may be useful in battle somehow?
Camilla: You have til the count of three to get that out of my sight.
Claude: Uh-huh... Yeah I reeaaally don't think that's a gift.
Edelgard: Are you alright? Oh, what is happening to everyone these days?
Dimitri: "Is ThIs SoMe KiNd Of TwIsTeD jOkE?"
*gives Horse Manure*
Sombron: "I AM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY SON/DAUGHTER."
Merrin and lapis are my favorites just because they seem like they actually are interested in it. Framme as well
Makes sense with Lapis, as she is from a farming village.
I mean, Framme is the simp of ckurse she would
@@shadowdragun yep if Divine Dragon Alear touches it it's immediately sacred in her eyes
4:32 Celine asking the real questions...
Relatable girl but she friendzones you if you wanted to try anything.
@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxxalmost every character does unfortunately.
@@danielwoods3896
Yeah
She sounds like a disappointed elementary teacher.
@@danielwoods3896 , plenty of waifus and husbandos to choose from in this game.
Everyone's sleeping on Bunet being totally okay with it. Like he'd probably actually cook the thing.
knowing him, he's probably tasted it before.
@@edgarjuarez2241 And he'll fucking do it again.
Don't forget about how Jade actually finds it funny and Lapis doesn't react in a negative manner, which probably makes sense considering she's probably used to the smell.
We're talking about the guy who would rather lick a girls shirt stains than ask the chef for a recipe. I don't think anything surprises me about Bunet.
@@westenev Bunet is simply the most unhinged member of the army
I can finally live out my cult leader fantasies
Taken out of context, some of these are great one-liners.
Yunakas reaction is still the best
they all look so silly in shades xD
I wish there was more glasses options
Louis rocks them
Idk, I like Alcryst in shades
6:21 My favorite line here
7:05 Yes Lindon it is 😈
LAPIS WTF
Hey, she's a craftsman, she might be able to grease up her plowing machine!
She's from a farming village and manure is useful as fertiliser
Everyone's reactions to being gifted horse manure: "Woah! This is worthless!"
Wait you can literally gift people horse poop and some people like it?!
Also Timerra didn't deserve that.
No one actually "likes" it, at least not as far as mechanically. Like it doesn't increase (or decrease) support points. It's literally just there for a gag.
Unfortunately even the ones that think its funny or even useful don't build support when you gift it to them.
Panette: "Are you trying to start a war?!"
Gangral: "This girl... I like her."
One thing that I low-key ask about in Engage is just one thing... Why do this game give you so much of this?!
I don't know, but it sure is cathartic. If you have a shit level up or produce shit food in my playthroughs, expect to be given literal shit.
@@westenev Thanks for the idea
Man, Alear's giving everyone crap.
I think the pretty pebbles are the droppings of Sommie. So some shit is ok to gift and some is not. And the divine dragon is just confused why people like the one and not the other xD
I'm not sure about that, but it does lead me to wonder how the horse manure winds up all over the Somniel instead of just the stables. 🧐
i think the spirit gems and bond fragments are the real sommie shit (sommie literally poops after feeding it). i bet alear gets real confused when receiving bond fragments from the same people who complain lmao
My favorites have to be Veyle, Yunaka, Fogado, and Saphir. The last two because they just laugh, Yunaka because of the “bad Divine Dragon!”, and Veyle because of the confused “What?” when you hand it to her. An honorable mention is Alcryst with him thinking Alear wanted him to throw it away
If I was in the somniel:
Alear: here, take it.
*offers horse manure*
Me: *runs away*
Really wish we could gift the emblem lords so we can have this:
Alear: Byleth. Please accept this small gift as a token of my gratitude.
Byleth: Why thank you. You are really kind… oh… Hey by the way do you remember I told you that during my teaching career I also worked as a lost and found clerk? What I am trying to say is… Divine One! Did you lose this item? *display horse turd
Alear: What? That’s my present for you.
Byleth: I think you are mistaken. I am professional when it comes to finding righteous owner of meaningless items.
Alear: I am not sure why you are so upset about this personalised gift that is tailored for you by a divine dragon.
Byleth: It is yours.
Alear: No yours
-Yours yours yours you you you you you you
Byleth: Fine enough! I just figure out a way to get rid of it. No problem. Hey Edelgard you are here! You are the hardest working student I have ever taught you know so please accept this award from your professor and you are welcome.
Edelgard: If you don’t put that turd of your hand RIGHT NOW I am going to axe you.
Marth: I suppose it's the thought that counts... just put it down over there...
Corrin: I've given people weird things as a joke before but this... is a bit much...
Ike: Get rid of that. Now.
Dimitri: What's this about? Are you alright?
Claude: Uh... yeah... okay... I guess I can make use of this... thanks?
Robin: Uh... what do you want me to do with this? I don't think I understand...
Chrom: Huh?! What the- Have I done something to offend you?
Veronica: Do you want to lose your head?
Soren: Go be childish somewhere else.
@@Superluigi881 i need more, MORE!!!
@@Superluigi881 Soren actually might tell Alear to shove off
@@sergioserratosalgado3264For the glory of Nohr!
Lmao yunaka treat the dragon messiah like a pet 😂😂😂
Noooo poor veyle she things she did something wrong Im crying ToT
Damn son you really gonna do that to the whole Somily?
Panette's "Are you trying to start a war?!" got me 🤣
Alear going around saying 'heres a piece of sheet, you piece of sheet'
"I saw this and thought of you. Make of that what you will."
If only this existed in Fates, I'd be glad to provide Peri a constant supply of horse manure.
Funny enough, there *was* something like this in Fates in the form of the bath towel. Give it to anyone and their reactions are similar to what happens here.
@@DouglasStewart99 Oh, I remember that now. It was funny when they were scandalised. 😂
@@DouglasStewart99 Except Niles and a few others who were absolutely into it. I think Nina as well, so you like father like daughter I guess.
@@victorvaquer94 Nina *does.* I remember her reaction vividly.
I think you missed vander?
He says: "Divine One! I scarcely know how to respond! Not positively, I can tell you that much!"
Alear was told he doesnt give a shit.
Biff Tannen: MANURE! I HATE MANURE!
Duke Nukem: What kind of sick motherfucker picks up wet feces?!
…has anyone else commented that Bucheron in the thumbnail kinda looks like Scottthewoz?
It's weird alternative Hubert didn't spill hot coffe on you
So framme will take anything u give her
Framme is certainly starved for attention
She is the president of the Divine dragon fan club
@@armchairgeneral7363 her hero worship is concerning
I think that her sentence partway through is her realizing exactly what you are giving her, hence the surprised look on her face and how she trails off at the end.
I gave all my manure to Lapis so she can use it as fertilizer.
Rosado looks surprised
You missed Vander.
Hortensia got all my horse poo
I might be spoiled, but who is Lindon, and did you forget Vander?
Lindon is a late game character, he is a priest from Elusia, and he starts as an enemy unit but can be recruited by talking to him with Alear in Chapter 18
@@allingbrodniak8819 I recruited him a few hours ago. I talked to him with Ivy. I paired him with Tiki Like I did with Vander. 😂
@@MarkSeinIII Pairing someone with Tiki is a great way to level them up cause she can take the hits.
I have 12 of these
Please stop making me pick them up game
I just shove them to Boucheron and Etie, mostly the former, cause i will never seek her out.
@@matthewsimon6170 Boucheron is the former, Etie is the latter.
Well maybe the DLC units will gain support points from it
YAY BROTHER WE'RE TOGETHER YAAAAAAAA
WHY GIVE POOP?
ME BAD DRAGON?
Poor Veyle.
I immediately, without hesitation, gave Hortensia and Flamme poop for her degrading my ears, especially Flamme.
Ok but imagine how you’d feel if Jesus came up to you and handed you horse shit
1:10 Listen... If I so much as even smell any horse manure on your hands, I'm going to toss Ragnell at the back of your head in the next fight. You got that?
Also... 5:37. A person of culture I see.
Can Emblems smell things though? 🤔
@@Hodaris_Darlin Yes, one support, I forgot which one, mentions that Emblems can't eat and that "You'll have to satisfy yourself with the aroma".
@@Fang.1 Oh, OK. I mustn't have that bond yet.
I'd rather not spoil the entire roster for myself cam someone please tell me if anyone actually likes the horse droppings?
Yeah, 2 of them.
Biff: MANURE, I HATE MANURE
..............DUDEEEEEE! Seriously Nintendo finally hit the....no, Sorry I can't say it. Too obvious. XD
If I do get this game, is there a way I can get rid of this... "gift", without actually giving it to anyone?
No.
If there is a character you don’t like give it all to them
Hope this manure can be abandoned or sell since I don’t have hobby of bullying friends unit
It can't be sold. I haven't tried dumping it though.
Edit: You can't dump it either.
I only give Horse Manure as punishment for anyone who cooks bad meals, though I take no pleasure in doing so, especially to my Alear's future wife Ivy and his lilttle sister Veyle, but a price needs to be paid for failure in the culinary arts.
Maybe Vander is missing since he's the cameraman
Who knows if the Fell Xenologue characters will also get this shit (pun not intended?) 😅😅😅
Edit: New compilation with Vander, Nel, Rafal, Zelestia, Gregory, and Madeline when 😅😅😅
I only did that to Louis. Only Louis.
Louis is kinda creepy, tbh.
This comment is WAY creeepier, yeah
I gave all of them to Anna because I hate Monica Rial
Now give one to Dimitri
Can't, Emblems dont have that option. Besides, Edelgard also receives that manure, considering their bracelet is linked.
@@matthewsimon6170 You just gave a reason why we cannot and one why we should be allowed to
@Matthew Simon That also means Claude got it too.
@GameAW Hey, never said i wouldn't want to hand El a slab of Manure, only that they'd all receive it if we could.
They should had pull out a Dragon Age Origins to make allies wanting to leave your party or kill you if they hate you by giving something they dissaproves.
This is funny, but damn.. a lot of these character designs are just so unappealing.
It’s hilarious that you can gather every characters entire personality by this video alone