Up until I saw this video, I was wondering who I should pick for the avatar's wife. My choices were Chloe, Citrinne, Lapis, and Merinn. Now I have my choice, Chloe.
Alcryst had me laughing out loud when I first saw his response. Ivy won the savagery contest along with Kagetsu. And Vayle is doing her best as always.
I know, first time I got a G rank was with her. It was like she thought I picked her for a terrible meal on purpose (I just wanted to increase her and Lapis support LOL! This is BEFORE Recreation was patched into the game!)
Remember that Goldmary is basically a female Gordan Ramsey when it comes to cooking, her going Karen mode is just her *holding back* from tearing into that unlucky chef.
I know! I’ve always heard about Rafal’s or Ivy’s response, but I’d never seen Clanne’s. I had no idea that he was like, “I feel empty and life is meaningless.”
Between Chloe, Citrinne, Lapis, and Merinne, I wasn't sure who be the best pick to be the wife of the hero's wife. Now it's clear who's the choice, Chloe.
In one of her supporting convos with Merrin, Chloe talks about pairing Merrin's sweets with her pickled fish guts, much to the confusion and disgust of the wolf knight.
@@idreadFell365 I guess Chloé was also kinda wholesome, it just prolly wasn't her intention, lol. Those three I mentioned tho obviously didn't like it but tried their best to stay overly polite.
"Lindon: Blech Ugh Cook it again with Elthunder" had me freaking dead xD never knew people willingly wanted to cook something with magic would it even taste good?
@@silverjace1000 I think the running gag with him is based on the "old guy you know who believes whatever thing they like solves everything!" My granddad believed oatmeal would solve all the world's problems for example! Mom said the TV antenna broke and he I shit you not used oatmeal like fucking super glue! (He was TERRIBLE at making it, like in "he'd set cold cereal on fire" bad! It was war for my grandma who WAS a good cook to keep him away from their oatmeal supply!) Lindon also brings up Elthunder for alot of things! Including wanting to use it on Alear in their C rank support! (But his support chain with Mauvier was funny as hell especially the end when he lowered his guard just to try to push the "making popcorn from corn using Elthunder" on him again at the end)
Love the fact that some of the characters are not only damaged physically, psychologically, emotionally AND mentally by the bad dish, but also spiritually
The one time Bunet was there to cook, he ended up getting switched out before I can have a bite because I guess I took too long in the training arena. 🤦♂️
If Zephia, Griss, and Marni were playable: Zephia: "Who cooked this atrocity?! The chef must be punished at once." Griss: "Oh yes! This burning pain in my stomach...exquisite!" Marni: "uh is this your way to get back at me for all the bad things I did? I thought we were past that."
Ivy makes an excellent point. Strictly speaking, spicy is not a flavor, but a feeling. It's more like a texture than a flavor, if anything, but even that is a difficult argument to make. If this seems absurd to you, consider that salty and bitter are never smells. Even when you sniff a bitter coffee, your brain is simply associating the particular aromatics and their strength with the bitterness yoh expect.
Vander: Divine One, I think we need to have a word about your revolting cooking? It was so terrible that I fear you killed some of our allies and tragically, you didn't kill the annoying ones. Alear: I'm sorry Vander, I heard from Emblem Corrin that he had a maid who excelled in cooking. Emblem Corrin: But this doesn't make sense, I remember Fiora was one of the finest chefs in all of Nohr and- ... wait ... which maid did you- Emblem Felicia: We've got trouble! Vander: Divine One ... why is there smoke coming from the kitchen? Emblem Felicia: Oh no, the cereal is on fire! Emblem Corrin: Oh thank the goddess, I thought Flora lit herself on fire again.
0:10-0:12 Who did this? *WHO* did this?! Who hurt my STEWARD 1st class magic boy this badly?!! Goldmary going Karen Mode is just her *holding back* from going full Gordan Ramsey on that poor unlucky chef who made that dish IMO.
One time I made the classic pizza for Veyle and she didn’t like it. I just didn’t know that! I did not see the information that character might like or dislike.
Tbh just find the dish the cook is expert on so chances of it being higher than D is possible, ya just have to find the pair who can both like the dish and have supports with each other Edit: then again each time i tried doing that on alfred and chloe, they still mess it up
@@AzureAreadbhar I know, the laugh emoji is....kind of sad and pathetic! Got to love how they never stated which type of sales. From 3Houses opening few months of release or end result! I'm guessing their using end result (by that I mean by the very end before Engage) which just makes them stupid! Dude! Get over yourself! It's not like we moved on to the Switch 2 yet, you can still play three houses and Engage side by side together like myself (unless he's like another idiot I know who sold his three houses to get engage! I just bought Engage on the 20th without doing something like that as I still keep my old Fire Emblem's! Have a BAD flashback of selling Path of radiance after beating it expecting to buy it back cheaper later and never seeing a single copy of it again! LOL. But I don't buy expensive shit to feed my gamer hobby so my bank account is large enough after taxes, rent and what not that I can buy like five Switch Oled and it wouldn't put a dent in it! This is just me mocking the individuals STILL bitching about the Expansion Pass) Don't worry, the same idiot will be saying how FE18 will never surpass Engage soon enough (it's the new "hip cool thing" to hate sequels, just to praise them upon the next sequel! Their just wasting time till the new hottness that they'll be ripped apart for hating because they want to be hip and be the few that hate it is still too fresh and new for them to try to insult at the moment! They'll get off the "Engage hatewagon" the loud minority that are on it soon enough! I mean the metacritic score thing is pathetic since funny enough they tried that shit with Three Houses and what do you know, didn't take long for their fake reviews to be ignored and it's original higher score restored! They're fighting a losing battle largely because they lose nothing making fools of themselves! I just don't think I'll understand the appeal of wasting their time making a throw away account to be an ass. Ten bucks says their actual account has them praising Engage to the high heavens LOL!)
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"I did not know pain is a flavor" will forever be iconic
Clanne rivals that.
Gordon Ramsey agrees
was*
Of course Chloé is the only one who likes it, haha.
Up until I saw this video, I was wondering who I should pick for the avatar's wife. My choices were Chloe, Citrinne, Lapis, and Merinn. Now I have my choice, Chloe.
Yunaka kinda too lol
In Fire Emblem descendants She like to eat Ignatz's leftovers, if Raphael doesn't eat them
That support up made me laugh
Alcryst had me laughing out loud when I first saw his response. Ivy won the savagery contest along with Kagetsu. And Vayle is doing her best as always.
"This meal just like me fr fr" -Alcryst
"I am empty, and life is meaningless" - clanne
Like master, like retainer, I guess.
Kagetsu: I don't like this
Zelkov: ARE YOU TRYING TO * KILL * ME???
The true duality of man
Goldmary's "I demand an apology." Had me rolling. She sounds like a Karen when she talks and it's entertaining.
I know, first time I got a G rank was with her. It was like she thought I picked her for a terrible meal on purpose (I just wanted to increase her and Lapis support LOL! This is BEFORE Recreation was patched into the game!)
Remember that Goldmary is basically a female Gordan Ramsey when it comes to cooking, her going Karen mode is just her *holding back* from tearing into that unlucky chef.
@@DouglasStewart99 ironically she’s not one of the two units who can make SS rank dishes, the only two who can are Anna and Bunet
@@rontheauraknight9606 I didn't even know SS Rank was limited to only *two* units TBH. Had Anna cook once and got it not too long ago.
@@DouglasStewart99 I didn't even know there was an SS rank. 😅
Clanne takes the cake for me, my boy went from optimistic to nihilistic in a matter of seconds
I know! I’ve always heard about Rafal’s or Ivy’s response, but I’d never seen Clanne’s. I had no idea that he was like, “I feel empty and life is meaningless.”
Mauvier is like a dad
"Nothing to fear, I'm used to handle poisons" 💀is iT me or it sounds like a menace ?
Almost everyone: This is horrible.
Chloe: Can I have more?
🤣
Between Chloe, Citrinne, Lapis, and Merinne, I wasn't sure who be the best pick to be the wife of the hero's wife. Now it's clear who's the choice, Chloe.
In one of her supporting convos with Merrin, Chloe talks about pairing Merrin's sweets with her pickled fish guts, much to the confusion and disgust of the wolf knight.
Clanne is so dramatic
“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”
-Clanne probably
My boy Clanne really said
*My dissapointment Is immeasurable and my day Is ruined*
That’s called an allergic reaction, Alfred & Anna
Céline, Lapis and Citrinne are just the most wholesome, lol
Chloé: am I a joke to you
@@idreadFell365 I guess Chloé was also kinda wholesome, it just prolly wasn't her intention, lol. Those three I mentioned tho obviously didn't like it but tried their best to stay overly polite.
Lapis gets mad respect for taking on the whole thing
"My throat muscles are spasming... Sorry, but any more and I think I might get seriously ill."
People who don't know: 😆
People who know: 💀
Seriously though, I did not expect THAT to be his unpaired ending on my first play through. I made a very big mistake benching him
@@Error403HRD There are only paired endings for Alear. So if Alear S-supports Alfred, he'll live.
"Lindon: Blech Ugh Cook it again with Elthunder" had me freaking dead xD never knew people willingly wanted to cook something with magic would it even taste good?
Apparently so, if his own baked goods are any indication.
No, he cooked my first G ranked meal
Lindon and Morb support moment
He really likes cooking with Elthunder based on his support with Mauvier
@@silverjace1000 I think the running gag with him is based on the "old guy you know who believes whatever thing they like solves everything!" My granddad believed oatmeal would solve all the world's problems for example! Mom said the TV antenna broke and he I shit you not used oatmeal like fucking super glue! (He was TERRIBLE at making it, like in "he'd set cold cereal on fire" bad! It was war for my grandma who WAS a good cook to keep him away from their oatmeal supply!)
Lindon also brings up Elthunder for alot of things! Including wanting to use it on Alear in their C rank support! (But his support chain with Mauvier was funny as hell especially the end when he lowered his guard just to try to push the "making popcorn from corn using Elthunder" on him again at the end)
Food so bad, Clanne became a nihilist.
Alcryst relating is kinda worrying...
On another note, Timerra and Lindon suggesting to make a second pass...
Alcryst is worrying. Period.
@@Hodaris_Darlin He most definitely needs therapy. For more reasons than one
2:05 just throw it into the fire "on accident" Timerra.
Mostly everyone: “Disgusting”
Timerra and Lindon: “Do-over?”
Chloé: “Ooh! Yummy!”
Mauvier: “Just an average Tuesday.”
Saphir: Wow, it’s actually impressive how much you f**ked up.
Clanne: There exists nothing but torment in this realm for us mortals
I felt so bad when I made a bad meal for Clanne... I felt like I'd just made his depression worse than it already was...
2:43 Mavier's response is the most passively savage one of them all tbh. If I overheard that as the chef I would have been crushed beyond recovery.
Everyone’s reaction to Mystery Food X in a nutshell
Goldmary went right to Karen mode lmfao
At least she did not scream and ask for the manager like a real-life Karen would do
Jesus, Clanne out here going through a crisis
Clanne.. Clanne I'm sorry.
Most people: Oh shit I'm pretty sure this is poison
Chloe: Damn that was good I want some more
Hortensia said "never let im cook again" 😂
I like how Chloe is like "I'll have yours!"
Reason why she'll be my choice as the wife of the protagonist.
"Have I done something to displease you?" Is the Firenese severance package a bottle of poison and a pink slip?
At least Firene let’s you go by your own hand. Elusia’s severance package is just them killing you.
no one wanna be he first
Love the fact that some of the characters are not only damaged physically, psychologically, emotionally AND mentally by the bad dish, but also spiritually
"I am empty and life is meaningless."
The one time Bunet was there to cook, he ended up getting switched out before I can have a bite because I guess I took too long in the training arena. 🤦♂️
I had Bunet cook once and he fucked it up I was so mad 😒
@@robinthegoddess impossible, he’s supposed to be the greatest cook in the game
Clanne really wanted to rethink his life
If Zephia, Griss, and Marni were playable:
Zephia: "Who cooked this atrocity?! The chef must be punished at once."
Griss: "Oh yes! This burning pain in my stomach...exquisite!"
Marni: "uh is this your way to get back at me for all the bad things I did? I thought we were past that."
But the Winds would be totally different from the Hounds...they're opposites.
Alcryst's quote is just straight up sad 😢, same goes for mauvier 😢.
Yunaka's reaction was one of the best as well as Mauvier's because they really took me by surprise.
You missed Jean
He died tragically in the Great Somniel Kitchen Disaster of 2023
I've seen his. It's something like "Nope, can't eat this. I doubt it's healthy for you"
Goldmary had absolute right going Karen mode
Dang, Clanne.
Chloe is the only one who isnt insulted
All the reason why she's going to be pick as pact ring choice for me.
Then theres the dlc
"I will remember this"
Ivy makes an excellent point. Strictly speaking, spicy is not a flavor, but a feeling. It's more like a texture than a flavor, if anything, but even that is a difficult argument to make.
If this seems absurd to you, consider that salty and bitter are never smells. Even when you sniff a bitter coffee, your brain is simply associating the particular aromatics and their strength with the bitterness yoh expect.
Cook it again with elthunder! I might actually use Lindon now.
Mauvier talking about being poisoned like it's just another normal day
Vander: Divine One, I think we need to have a word about your revolting cooking? It was so terrible that I fear you killed some of our allies and tragically, you didn't kill the annoying ones.
Alear: I'm sorry Vander, I heard from Emblem Corrin that he had a maid who excelled in cooking.
Emblem Corrin: But this doesn't make sense, I remember Fiora was one of the finest chefs in all of Nohr and- ... wait ... which maid did you-
Emblem Felicia: We've got trouble!
Vander: Divine One ... why is there smoke coming from the kitchen?
Emblem Felicia: Oh no, the cereal is on fire!
Emblem Corrin: Oh thank the goddess, I thought Flora lit herself on fire again.
0:11
I was gonna make a Deku joke, but honestly I shouldn’t LOL
0:10-0:12
Who did this? *WHO* did this?! Who hurt my STEWARD 1st class magic boy this badly?!!
Goldmary going Karen Mode is just her *holding back* from going full Gordan Ramsey on that poor unlucky chef who made that dish IMO.
Sounds like Amber was the cook at the start.
@@CGrascal Welp, time for some alpaca torture BRB.
@@DouglasStewart99 No wait... *pulls out whip* use this.
@@thefirstofthelastones8952 Thank you.
I would've really lost my shit if Zelkov said "Oblivion is near"
One time I made the classic pizza for Veyle and she didn’t like it. I just didn’t know that! I did not see the information that character might like or dislike.
Is it just me or I think you missed Jean's reaction?
Gordon Ramsay: It’s RAW!!!
1:23 my reaction to the story of Engage
0:36 and this is me in response to this comment
@@TheJaredPunch Seconded.
@@TheJaredPunchthirded
Disgusting food proved to Clanne that life is meaningless...
Was not expecting a Halo outro with the hidden track at the end. If you know, you know.
But is the thought that counts!
1:43 Hortensia: What has the chef DONE? Ugh!
Now I wanna see reactions to delicious foods (rank a)
By god' i hope that Alcryst never has to cook for Suketsu and Goldmary.
Do not let them cook.
Gordan Ramsey ; IT'S RAW!!!!!
The fact that Chloé is the only one that likes it is funny to me
If chloe think disgusting that food reach the scale that point to food never reach.
Alfred: My ThRoAt MuSCLes aRE SpASmiNg!
What i learn from this game is that never i mean ever let amber cook 💀
Chloè is all about that folk food, but wtf woman?!
ok alcryst got me
*Call Emiya Archer for intructor*
Now we need a reaction to horse manure gifting
I don’t know if Jade and Lapis can cook but the only Brodian I know to decently cook is Amber.
Tbh just find the dish the cook is expert on so chances of it being higher than D is possible, ya just have to find the pair who can both like the dish and have supports with each other
Edit: then again each time i tried doing that on alfred and chloe, they still mess it up
@@aced3657 some units can’t cook for sh*t even though what they would cook is something certain units would like(when cooked properly)
I remember my Alcryst once cooked an A Rank meal and said "Oh no... it turned out great."
Decently 😭 he literally suck at it
Imagine if byleth was here. I don't think he even knows how to taste
Can you do the same for the DLC characters and The good food too?
Cook it with Eltunder. Yes just zap it, it'll work
As if you're one to talk bunet
Wait, is he a bad cook?
@White Wolf from my bad experience he has 3rd highest fail rate of the entire cast with my luck lol.
Amber LOL
They react decently to okay-ish food, but as soon as you serve them dogshit you get flamed 😭
chloe genuinely like it?
Ok but why is only part of the lines voiced? To save money?
So what is Jeans reaction?
Engage sold less then 3H 🤣🤣
Stop
What do you expect? The game’s only been out for approximately a month
Psycho
@@reyesle6709 thinking a fe3h stan having common sense is your first mistake
@@AzureAreadbhar I know, the laugh emoji is....kind of sad and pathetic! Got to love how they never stated which type of sales. From 3Houses opening few months of release or end result! I'm guessing their using end result (by that I mean by the very end before Engage) which just makes them stupid! Dude! Get over yourself! It's not like we moved on to the Switch 2 yet, you can still play three houses and Engage side by side together like myself (unless he's like another idiot I know who sold his three houses to get engage! I just bought Engage on the 20th without doing something like that as I still keep my old Fire Emblem's! Have a BAD flashback of selling Path of radiance after beating it expecting to buy it back cheaper later and never seeing a single copy of it again! LOL. But I don't buy expensive shit to feed my gamer hobby so my bank account is large enough after taxes, rent and what not that I can buy like five Switch Oled and it wouldn't put a dent in it! This is just me mocking the individuals STILL bitching about the Expansion Pass)
Don't worry, the same idiot will be saying how FE18 will never surpass Engage soon enough (it's the new "hip cool thing" to hate sequels, just to praise them upon the next sequel! Their just wasting time till the new hottness that they'll be ripped apart for hating because they want to be hip and be the few that hate it is still too fresh and new for them to try to insult at the moment! They'll get off the "Engage hatewagon" the loud minority that are on it soon enough! I mean the metacritic score thing is pathetic since funny enough they tried that shit with Three Houses and what do you know, didn't take long for their fake reviews to be ignored and it's original higher score restored! They're fighting a losing battle largely because they lose nothing making fools of themselves! I just don't think I'll understand the appeal of wasting their time making a throw away account to be an ass. Ten bucks says their actual account has them praising Engage to the high heavens LOL!)
3H better
"ORANGE MAN BAD"
Lmao sad person
Nah fam, I'd like to not play the same first half of a game 4 times. I'll play Persona if I want a social simulator.