It baffles me that the writers actually admitted they had never read, played, or consumed any Halo media, but tried to play it off as a positive thing.
That was misinformation, they dud actually do their research. The paragraph people take out of context was them saying that they didn't just check the games but the wider lore. And I can tell, because a lot of things are referenced, or inspired from said wider lore.
@@glyde_sides it’s annoying because there’s plenty of legitimate criticisms of the show but people somehow still feel the need to make shit up like apparently they randomly named a planet madrigal and put it in the real life 23 librae system and it just happened to match up with the planet named madrigal in the 23 librae system in the main timeline? or high charity being essentially identical, chiefs home planet being eridanus II, visegrad relay being the first encounter with the covenant on reach etc like i said there’s many real criticisms of the show (find me anyone who thinks the show is better because of the sex scene) but somehow people would rather bring up something that’s not even true
IMO Paramount looked at the Halo wiki for 30 seconds and then ran a Google image search. They sprinkled their research over a generic sci-fi script that nobody wanted to touch over the last couple of decades.
This show premiered before Google AI-generated summaries, so had this been written in 2024, it could have been researched even WORSE somehow... "Dr. Halsey recommends swallowing at least one small rock every day."
The Halo 4 movie about Lasky's backstory was more well-written and fun to watch than the Halo TV show. Mostly because Lasky is the only good character in Halo 4 and because the makers of the movie gave some sort of a shit about the lore. The movie is Forward Unto Dawn for anyone who's curious.
To be fair, the spartans walking to their next objective miles away when there's a perfectly good civilian owned vehicle right there is pretty accurate to certain parts of the games, probably the most lore accurate part of the whole show...
that would be stealing, and stealing is wrong. (Its perfectly fine to tactically commander a marine's warthog though, because marines eat crayons and are easily fooled.)
I would say something about the first mission & mission 9 in reach since you can or required to take a civilian vehicle but there off road trucks or civilian warthogs Wait what about the mongoose that should definitely not drive then
I love how you, me, and everyone else can't give a fuck about Kwan. Why did they even bother with that when the whole point of Halo is that HUMANITY IS DESPERATELY FIGHTING OFF A RELIGIOUSLY MOTIVATED GENOCIDE?
I was expecting a "Geneva Conventions? More like Geneva Suggestions!" joke. Master Cheeks sleeps with a prisoner of war and locks a civilian inside of a venting nuclear reactor.
@@Williasoapart from the Chief guy. Anyone whose ego & lack of skill makes them use the "I can't emote with a helmet they must see my face (so they know it's me)" excuse is not someone I consider even remotely acceptable, let alone good. If Kamen Rider could emote with a helmet perfectly fine YEARS ago, so can you. Git gud, gamer.
Paramount+ Halo Season 2 WAS an improvement over Season 1. In the sense that drowning in acid is an improvement over drowning in molten lava. Your skin is still dissolving, but at least it's at more comfortable temperatures!
I hate how they tried making it mind controlled Spartan IIs for this adaptation. The IIs acknowledged they were kidnapped however were told why and the purpose. Sure they were treated like shit by their Instructors and by Gray Company I believe was the name of their company. The funny thing is that Master Chief's only vague memory of his mother is the fact that she smelled like soap and this was during a battle and I believe he said that to some random marine before charging into battle. Halo would be better scaled in an animation style, the producers and writers for the show need to be fired and never touch a game-show/movie adaptation again. Fucking love the books and games you can make a huge animated series alone just on the books. The Books give the Master Chief so much emotion as well as various other Spartans and characters alone. For example; there was a Spartan II who really loved Calamari.
Because they wanted to "deconstruct" the Chief. By end of season, they kinda did. They have successfully (in their way) made their own character. But obviously when the lore didn't give space for their whims, they just changed it. So... they kinda failed at their mission of deconstructing the character because they already made their own storyline that services the story they wanted to tell.
Aw man, opening up this pile of trash with the juxtaposition of a musical piece as classy as "Mombassa Suite" somehow makes the whole memory of this show and what could have been more depressing
I thought about just putting in some generic background music instead of Halo music but I figured I might as well be more faithful to the games than the show was
Im not protecting the show but at 2:14 what you said is exactly what the Covenant does, why else would they kill civilians on reach when they weren't even fighting back?
The show doesn't establish until later in season 1 that the Covenant have started glassing planets, until then the only things we see the Covenant do is visit places to find artifacts and then leave. Even just an off-handed comment about the Covenant wanting the deuterium from the mining colony would've fixed the issue, but they never mention it at all. They DO mention they were specifically there for the artifact, though.
The first time I actually feel true disappointment on TV show. Even late I do really love Halo, seeing people make show out of their "creativity" and write HALO on it just disappoint me
"They just decided to walk a couple of miles and [youtube] people for [ytp] and giggles" This is the Covenant, the entire war was doing that for a several dozen light years.
Worst part is i can no longer relate to the 7 foot tall born to kill super human who has saved the world several time because un like me he is no longer a virgin
I got plenty of enjoyment out of watching Halo fans react to this garbage, but I refuse to give Paramount and/or 343 Incompetencies a penny for ruining this franchise.
This show is literally one of the main reasons I started playing and subsequently got into fallout If this is what 343/paramount/or whoever thinks halo is, then they can suck it and be infected by a flood pod form. At least Bethesda respects their source material enough to make their show canon.
Yeah the TV series does a lot of failing to recognise that with the suit on you are literally strong enough to flip over a tank and punch through the hull of a tank to pull out the driver
Well they did do a few strength feats like Kai lifting the Warthog out of armor and Vannak pushing back the max speed warthog during the gym fight scene
It's as if they looked at the games & books, and their first thought for the planning of the series was: "How can we fuck it up as hard as possible and make it as boring as possible" xD Halo is so big, they could have made a story about characters that are not in the games or books on planets we haven't seen in those yet. They could have told us Johnson's story before Halo CE if they need a black main character for the political correctness so badly that they had to change the race of already known characters... And if they need it to be about Masterchief why is it so hard for them to turn CE into a watchable series, you even got The Flood book to add more depth to it, if it's even needed... or show us what happened between CE and H2 from the First Strike book... There are so many options to make a good Halo series, but they preferred to make bullshit for the wider masses that are not going to watch anyway when it already failed for the fans which would have recommended it to those masses if it had been a good series.
A shot lingers over the mountaintops of a desert planet. A dust storm lingering behind them. Then, a singular shape moves over the rugged terrain. Then another. Then 10 more. Till eventually, there is an army of reptilian hominids, each with a squad of shielded birds and disgusting pug-like.. Yeah, I got nothing for the grunts. Moving on.. Each of the taller, stockier creatures wears bright colored armor, meant to distinguish their rank. In the next shot, there is a human mining colony. A large and almost vast metropolis. Yet within the short span of a few hours, it is razed to absolute nothing. Immediately, UNSC forces are deployed to counteract the forces of the encroaching covenant army. Including a smaller army of Spartan-2s. Hell is let loose within the city, and it is clear that the UNSC forces are no match. One Spartan looks to the other, and advances. Before having their shield- and life- stripped from them by an explosion of plasma fire. The UNSC redirects its attention to evacuating civilians, and getting the hell out of there. But it is all for naught, as the covenant ravages **everything.** As the camera zooms out, it becomes clear this is not an isolated incident. Explosions can be seen all around the planet, even from space. Parts of the surface burned and turned to obsidian. CAS-class carriers warping into range of the planet. Cali has fallen. Instantly a better intro than what they did. AND lore accurate. Cause when the covenant want an artifact from a planet? They raze ALL hell just to get it. They don't attack a singular place, they wipe out their enemy.
Will, I’m sorry you had to watch this garbage… the ONLY thing this show did even remotely right is how horrifying the flood was gonna be and it didn’t even do that part correctly… So glad this show is cancelled…
I never thought I would see the day Master Chief would turn into Master claps cheeks. I tried my best to stomach that hot mess. Once I saw that scene. I paused it. I was generally confused. I sat in silence for 5 minutes. I canceled my membership and stopped watching. The crazy thing is massive censorship. They couldn't handle real criticism on their website. An they had fake reviews trying to hype up the show.
This show is just so unbelievably, mind-numbingly, atrociously, appallingly, egregiously, excruciatingly, extraordinarily, fantastically, remarkably, and undeniably bad; to say that I hate it would mitigate my true feelings just about as well as the writers mitigating the entire spirit and essence of what Halo really is and what it’s supposed to be.
I love how humor in any action scifi show is just called “marvel humor” these days. We need the painfully serous halo back where making a joke is a sin.
Halo was never like that, it's always had humor in it. It's just the particular nature of the quip feels very "written" and not something someone would come up with normally. There's actually some good jokes sprinkled about in the show
@@WilliasoI know I was joking. The show still sucks. I miss chiefs quips, for some reason Halo 343 keeps making Chief more robotic than robocop. In my opinion this show is everything people disslike with 343 which is a shame since this show was in dev elopement hell for so long to give us this.
I don’t understand why is it Soo damn hard for Hollywood to follow a easy road of literal decades of lore and content and completely throw it all away for the most shit bed written script in their life for simple generic sci-fi. Please someone explain to me why every director or writer says “it’s not that simple to adapt game to film”? We literally have series’s of books and a book retelling the first game of CE but with added voice lines and more interaction between chief and Cortana and other characters.
this entire series would be split into like 2 entire books, this would have been better as a book. Yes I say this as I am only nine minutes in. Now that I think about it, even if this was a book it still would suck.
I am starting to think the writers didn't look at a single piece of existing Halo media and just lived out their shitty Starbucks screenplay fantasies. Even summarised I hated that.
In the games, the Arbiter functions as the audience's vessel to the inner workings of the Covenant. That's Makee's role in the show instead. The Arbiter in the show is mostly irrelevant
I genuinely have no words for how bad the Halo tv show. This show was written, proofread, filmed, eddited, and got an OK by executives. At no point along that path did someone go, "This is a pile of dog shit we need to start over or stop". They wasted how much money on this show? Even as a generic sci-fi show it sucks. I just don't know how you make something this bad
So nobody has encountered a ring yet because this is way before even Reach and somehow... a random crackhead knows about the ring? Cortana is suddenly british and is nothing like Halsey... and the spartans no longer know they were kidnapped, and have sexual desires for whatever reason? People respect cheeks before he's made a name for himself compared to all the other spartan 2's, the arbiter which is supposed to be maintained as a hero of elites to their faction (even though it's been twisted into a heretic thing by the prophets) is suddenly a human? And Chief survives continuous blows to the head from a couple spartans without his own armour when you 1-2 shot other spartans in games like that, doubling down on what made people angry about Halo 5? So basically it's not even a mech suit it's just heavy useless armour? What kinda bullcrap is this? And then it introduces atriox? He's from infinite why in fresh hell is he here? And nobody listens to Miranda so her title is basically just to look good and take the blame for things going wrong (although when you don't enforce anything or provide discipline then of course nobody listens). This isn't Halo this is a rip off XD The fact that they thought it was good that they never played or looked at any halo media is disgusting, how do you try to make something in a universe with no reference material? What in gods name is wrong with some people?
Wow. I'm so glad I didn't watch this show. I think it would actually genuinely hurt my soul to have to sit through it. How could this show have been such a trainwreck?
he attacks halsey....... this is amost as worse as disney and starwars. least disney had the good graces to rip off the extended universes ideas edit{ in all canon lore not a single spartan 2 has broken a bone. so his head should not have exploded lol. one thing they got right
Nah, it was clearly a last-minute change from a Mass Effect show. Both stories begin with a stubbled man in a charcoal grey tech suit touching an ancient alien artifact and vividly hallucinating. Heck, Commander Shepard is even name-dropped in the first episode, and the Elites are wearing Krogan armor.
im convinced that the writers thought reach was a city and not a whole planet
reach was what the writers were overdoing trying to make this
@@dashythefoxxo6453 Same issue Star Wars has even before Disney, each planet might as well be a town.
It baffles me that the writers actually admitted they had never read, played, or consumed any Halo media, but tried to play it off as a positive thing.
That was misinformation, they dud actually do their research. The paragraph people take out of context was them saying that they didn't just check the games but the wider lore. And I can tell, because a lot of things are referenced, or inspired from said wider lore.
@@glyde_sidesIt's barely recognizable, I'm sure some of the writers read the books and then burned them
@@glyde_sides it’s annoying because there’s plenty of legitimate criticisms of the show but people somehow still feel the need to make shit up
like apparently they randomly named a planet madrigal and put it in the real life 23 librae system and it just happened to match up with the planet named madrigal in the 23 librae system in the main timeline?
or high charity being essentially identical, chiefs home planet being eridanus II, visegrad relay being the first encounter with the covenant on reach etc
like i said there’s many real criticisms of the show (find me anyone who thinks the show is better because of the sex scene) but somehow people would rather bring up something that’s not even true
@ “ummm actually 🤓” dude, they really didn’t. The show was ass.
Right they definitely needed to have actual fans of the series make this show
You didn't have to go through hell for us. We didn't ask you to.
We didn't, but someone definitely did.
Not giving kwan a nickname is such a burn, I felt that
I almost passed out from how many times I let out a disappointed sigh
I'm pretty some Halo fans died of an actual anurism, even through the filter of a CAS. Because that is how bad this show is.
IMO Paramount looked at the Halo wiki for 30 seconds and then ran a Google image search. They sprinkled their research over a generic sci-fi script that nobody wanted to touch over the last couple of decades.
This show premiered before Google AI-generated summaries, so had this been written in 2024, it could have been researched even WORSE somehow... "Dr. Halsey recommends swallowing at least one small rock every day."
That or one of the official 343 Industries/Halo Studios writers helped them
It's official: Will is a masochist.
His MGRR playthrough is proof
Worst part is he had to watch the show three times to make this video
Waitasecond - is this a surprise?
Wrong. He's the hero we need, not the one we deserve
I'm admittedly a bit disappointed there wasn't a quip about Reach City on Planet Reach, but beyond that this is 100% accurate
Honestly I forgot to look for it
To be fair, we did get to see the Arbiter naked in the games, so there is a precedent for gratuitous nudity.
But one I enjoy looking at naked, the other is in the knock-off TV show.
But I wanted THEL VADAM’s cheeks, not some hobo kidnapped by the covenant…
It's not gratuitous, Thel Vadam was being publicly humiliated and tortured
That's normal for religious societies
In a scene of humiliation, yeah. He wasn’t digging a pill out of his left buttcheek like master queef here.
this is the nicest CAS you've ever done! also the most acurate. because this goes beyond completely.acurate, this is asolutely acurate.
I thank you for your sacrifice in watching the show so we don’t have to
Imagine taking a whole season of a show, craming it into >20 video, and it being better then the actual show
The Halo 4 movie about Lasky's backstory was more well-written and fun to watch than the Halo TV show. Mostly because Lasky is the only good character in Halo 4 and because the makers of the movie gave some sort of a shit about the lore.
The movie is Forward Unto Dawn for anyone who's curious.
The moment the Covenant showed up there was a massive “oh shit!”
To be fair, the spartans walking to their next objective miles away when there's a perfectly good civilian owned vehicle right there is pretty accurate to certain parts of the games, probably the most lore accurate part of the whole show...
that would be stealing, and stealing is wrong. (Its perfectly fine to tactically commander a marine's warthog though, because marines eat crayons and are easily fooled.)
Mostly because each Spartan-II suit weights the same as a small car. Carrying Spartans is not within a civies ability.
I would say something about the first mission & mission 9 in reach since you can or required to take a civilian vehicle but there off road trucks or civilian warthogs Wait what about the mongoose that should definitely not drive then
Halo fans can no longer relate to master chief because he’s not a virgin anymore
cheeks*
@@akjackhd5804you called?
Big fan master cheeks!
in other words, women dont play games lol
@@MasterCheeksOfficial
Well, if it isn't the motherfucking Master Chief himself.
Who would've known you'd be on a channel like this.
You have my respect for watching through this series.
if only master chief got freaky with the arbiter in the games smh
that would’ve been so fucking peak dude, they gotta remake halo 3
@Zeromea-s4f they probably will remake the trilogy if they’re remaking CE
how dare youtube hide this for an hour from me 😤
they did Miranda so damn dirty she does nothing and is barely present in season 2
I love how you, me, and everyone else can't give a fuck about Kwan. Why did they even bother with that when the whole point of Halo is that HUMANITY IS DESPERATELY FIGHTING OFF A RELIGIOUSLY MOTIVATED GENOCIDE?
I was expecting a "Geneva Conventions? More like Geneva Suggestions!" joke. Master Cheeks sleeps with a prisoner of war and locks a civilian inside of a venting nuclear reactor.
5:06 this show absolutely wasted Johann Myers. Dude is a fucking awesome actor & all they gave him to work with was “be a crackhead”
They wasted every actor they had
@@Williasoapart from the Chief guy. Anyone whose ego & lack of skill makes them use the "I can't emote with a helmet they must see my face (so they know it's me)" excuse is not someone I consider even remotely acceptable, let alone good.
If Kamen Rider could emote with a helmet perfectly fine YEARS ago, so can you. Git gud, gamer.
@@Williaso I dunno mate, I think they got a bit too much out of Pablo Schreiber
Forgot there was a Season 2 to this show, why did they think a second season would be any better?
Paramount+ Halo Season 2 WAS an improvement over Season 1. In the sense that drowning in acid is an improvement over drowning in molten lava. Your skin is still dissolving, but at least it's at more comfortable temperatures!
I was getting excited for another Halo video until I realized it was the Tv Show. Nothing anyone could say or do will ever make me enjoy it
This summary was more entertainjng than the whole show. Please do season 2!
that’s not master chief, that’s james ringlestein, AKA jimmy rings.
thank god this was canceled 4 out of 10 show
0:08 holy fucking shit is that a rimworld reference
Beat me to it. Good job lol
I'm sorry that you decided to watch this
I hate how they tried making it mind controlled Spartan IIs for this adaptation. The IIs acknowledged they were kidnapped however were told why and the purpose. Sure they were treated like shit by their Instructors and by Gray Company I believe was the name of their company. The funny thing is that Master Chief's only vague memory of his mother is the fact that she smelled like soap and this was during a battle and I believe he said that to some random marine before charging into battle.
Halo would be better scaled in an animation style, the producers and writers for the show need to be fired and never touch a game-show/movie adaptation again. Fucking love the books and games you can make a huge animated series alone just on the books. The Books give the Master Chief so much emotion as well as various other Spartans and characters alone. For example; there was a Spartan II who really loved Calamari.
Because they wanted to "deconstruct" the Chief. By end of season, they kinda did. They have successfully (in their way) made their own character. But obviously when the lore didn't give space for their whims, they just changed it. So... they kinda failed at their mission of deconstructing the character because they already made their own storyline that services the story they wanted to tell.
Aw man, opening up this pile of trash with the juxtaposition of a musical piece as classy as "Mombassa Suite" somehow makes the whole memory of this show and what could have been more depressing
I thought about just putting in some generic background music instead of Halo music but I figured I might as well be more faithful to the games than the show was
I couldn’t have imagined that they would produce something more insulting than Halo 5.
Im not protecting the show but at 2:14 what you said is exactly what the Covenant does, why else would they kill civilians on reach when they weren't even fighting back?
That wasn't even remotely explained in the show because it didn't even try to establish the almost doomed atmosphere of the books and games.
@ericmrozek Yeah, the show doesn't even try to relate to the games
The show doesn't establish until later in season 1 that the Covenant have started glassing planets, until then the only things we see the Covenant do is visit places to find artifacts and then leave. Even just an off-handed comment about the Covenant wanting the deuterium from the mining colony would've fixed the issue, but they never mention it at all. They DO mention they were specifically there for the artifact, though.
@Williaso Yeah, the show didn't really want to show the covies being dangerous most of the time.
@@ThePokeRaptor "Humanity was the real villains all along" seems to be the message Paramount+ wanted to tell.
This is gonna be great. Absolute cinema
The first time I actually feel true disappointment on TV show. Even late I do really love Halo, seeing people make show out of their "creativity" and write HALO on it just disappoint me
Pains me that they were allowed to make this
"They just decided to walk a couple of miles and [youtube] people for [ytp] and giggles"
This is the Covenant, the entire war was doing that for a several dozen light years.
Worst part is i can no longer relate to the 7 foot tall born to kill super human who has saved the world several time because un like me he is no longer a virgin
Absolutely love this
Just me found it weird that the insurrectionists use 1990s guns (like AK-47) in at least 2525?
Took me waaay too long to get why he was calling Miranda and Jacob, Pat & Dan. Top tier.
10:31 Halo yuri denied
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLL
Wow, wow, remember the Ak-47s that also made an appearance in the start of the show
C'mon this is a good Fortnite tv series
This show was so bad that I debated of watching this
Haha. I hesitated.
I got plenty of enjoyment out of watching Halo fans react to this garbage, but I refuse to give Paramount and/or 343 Incompetencies a penny for ruining this franchise.
This show is literally one of the main reasons I started playing and subsequently got into fallout
If this is what 343/paramount/or whoever thinks halo is, then they can suck it and be infected by a flood pod form. At least Bethesda respects their source material enough to make their show canon.
Yeah the TV series does a lot of failing to recognise that with the suit on you are literally strong enough to flip over a tank and punch through the hull of a tank to pull out the driver
Well they did do a few strength feats like Kai lifting the Warthog out of armor and Vannak pushing back the max speed warthog during the gym fight scene
MASTER CHEEKS !! MASTER CHEEKS !!
Can't wait for part 2 😂
This isn't our halo 😞
You should definitely do more of these for other TV shows
It's as if they looked at the games & books, and their first thought for the planning of the series was: "How can we fuck it up as hard as possible and make it as boring as possible" xD
Halo is so big, they could have made a story about characters that are not in the games or books on planets we haven't seen in those yet.
They could have told us Johnson's story before Halo CE if they need a black main character for the political correctness so badly that they had to change the race of already known characters...
And if they need it to be about Masterchief why is it so hard for them to turn CE into a watchable series, you even got The Flood book to add more depth to it, if it's even needed... or show us what happened between CE and H2 from the First Strike book...
There are so many options to make a good Halo series, but they preferred to make bullshit for the wider masses that are not going to watch anyway when it already failed for the fans which would have recommended it to those masses if it had been a good series.
What about the leaders of the enemy are 30 feet away from them in that last battle just watching, and no one does anything about it
I'm so glad you watched this shit show
A shot lingers over the mountaintops of a desert planet. A dust storm lingering behind them. Then, a singular shape moves over the rugged terrain. Then another. Then 10 more. Till eventually, there is an army of reptilian hominids, each with a squad of shielded birds and disgusting pug-like.. Yeah, I got nothing for the grunts. Moving on.. Each of the taller, stockier creatures wears bright colored armor, meant to distinguish their rank. In the next shot, there is a human mining colony. A large and almost vast metropolis. Yet within the short span of a few hours, it is razed to absolute nothing.
Immediately, UNSC forces are deployed to counteract the forces of the encroaching covenant army. Including a smaller army of Spartan-2s. Hell is let loose within the city, and it is clear that the UNSC forces are no match. One Spartan looks to the other, and advances. Before having their shield- and life- stripped from them by an explosion of plasma fire.
The UNSC redirects its attention to evacuating civilians, and getting the hell out of there. But it is all for naught, as the covenant ravages **everything.**
As the camera zooms out, it becomes clear this is not an isolated incident. Explosions can be seen all around the planet, even from space. Parts of the surface burned and turned to obsidian. CAS-class carriers warping into range of the planet. Cali has fallen.
Instantly a better intro than what they did. AND lore accurate. Cause when the covenant want an artifact from a planet? They raze ALL hell just to get it. They don't attack a singular place, they wipe out their enemy.
Will, I’m sorry you had to watch this garbage… the ONLY thing this show did even remotely right is how horrifying the flood was gonna be and it didn’t even do that part correctly…
So glad this show is cancelled…
14:52
nope, at least the series has another biological nanon, elites have no pps, and brutes wellllllllll
i dont wanna think this anymore
I can't believe they got 2 series of this shit.
You should do an XCOM EW play through with each of your friends controlling one of the soldiers
I never thought I would see the day Master Chief would turn into Master claps cheeks. I tried my best to stomach that hot mess. Once I saw that scene. I paused it. I was generally confused. I sat in silence for 5 minutes. I canceled my membership and stopped watching. The crazy thing is massive censorship. They couldn't handle real criticism on their website. An they had fake reviews trying to hype up the show.
This show is just so unbelievably, mind-numbingly, atrociously, appallingly, egregiously, excruciatingly, extraordinarily, fantastically, remarkably, and undeniably bad; to say that I hate it would mitigate my true feelings just about as well as the writers mitigating the entire spirit and essence of what Halo really is and what it’s supposed to be.
why did ou put yourself through this torture?!
This shit was so awful I can't even sit through a piss take video of it
I love how humor in any action scifi show is just called “marvel humor” these days. We need the painfully serous halo back where making a joke is a sin.
Halo was never like that, it's always had humor in it. It's just the particular nature of the quip feels very "written" and not something someone would come up with normally. There's actually some good jokes sprinkled about in the show
@@WilliasoI know I was joking. The show still sucks. I miss chiefs quips, for some reason Halo 343 keeps making Chief more robotic than robocop.
In my opinion this show is everything people disslike with 343 which is a shame since this show was in dev elopement hell for so long to give us this.
@@TrenchMan93 Chief has some great quips in Halo Infinite, though? He's far less robotic than Bungie Chief
@@TrenchMan93?? 343 making him robotic? If anything, 343 made him an actual character.
I don’t understand why is it Soo damn hard for Hollywood to follow a easy road of literal decades of lore and content and completely throw it all away for the most shit bed written script in their life for simple generic sci-fi.
Please someone explain to me why every director or writer says “it’s not that simple to adapt game to film”?
We literally have series’s of books and a book retelling the first game of CE but with added voice lines and more interaction between chief and Cortana and other characters.
this entire series would be split into like 2 entire books, this would have been better as a book. Yes I say this as I am only nine minutes in. Now that I think about it, even if this was a book it still would suck.
I am starting to think the writers didn't look at a single piece of existing Halo media and just lived out their shitty Starbucks screenplay fantasies. Even summarised I hated that.
I'm confused why he keeps calling the girl the arbiter when they actually do have an arbiter for season 2
In the games, the Arbiter functions as the audience's vessel to the inner workings of the Covenant. That's Makee's role in the show instead. The Arbiter in the show is mostly irrelevant
This show has the potential to be perfect but they made it nothing like halo
**Spoiler** Word of advice, keep an eye on Chief’s armor during his last fight scene in the final episode of season 2
im genuinely surprised i knew this was terrible i didnt realize it was this terrible
Oml, Cortana looks just like what they did to my girl Alita. 😱
The show was pretty good.
1:42 and it looks way better than the show combined, looks like something from halo legends (watch it, it's better than whatever this shit is)
I genuinely have no words for how bad the Halo tv show. This show was written, proofread, filmed, eddited, and got an OK by executives. At no point along that path did someone go, "This is a pile of dog shit we need to start over or stop". They wasted how much money on this show? Even as a generic sci-fi show it sucks. I just don't know how you make something this bad
Great video, but the show itself existing. Pisses me off to no end. Especially because the writing is so bad. The acting does not help
I like this vid
So nobody has encountered a ring yet because this is way before even Reach and somehow... a random crackhead knows about the ring? Cortana is suddenly british and is nothing like Halsey... and the spartans no longer know they were kidnapped, and have sexual desires for whatever reason? People respect cheeks before he's made a name for himself compared to all the other spartan 2's, the arbiter which is supposed to be maintained as a hero of elites to their faction (even though it's been twisted into a heretic thing by the prophets) is suddenly a human? And Chief survives continuous blows to the head from a couple spartans without his own armour when you 1-2 shot other spartans in games like that, doubling down on what made people angry about Halo 5? So basically it's not even a mech suit it's just heavy useless armour? What kinda bullcrap is this?
And then it introduces atriox? He's from infinite why in fresh hell is he here? And nobody listens to Miranda so her title is basically just to look good and take the blame for things going wrong (although when you don't enforce anything or provide discipline then of course nobody listens). This isn't Halo this is a rip off XD
The fact that they thought it was good that they never played or looked at any halo media is disgusting, how do you try to make something in a universe with no reference material? What in gods name is wrong with some people?
HA this is going to be good
since you beat Sonic adventure 2, wanna play through sonic x shadow generations? you get to go do space colony ark and sky rail with good controls.
Wow. I'm so glad I didn't watch this show. I think it would actually genuinely hurt my soul to have to sit through it. How could this show have been such a trainwreck?
Season one and season 2 mix
Ah yes the show that killed the franchise
20 years for literally a shit show.
Honestly, i can't even make it through your video... this show was so bad.
cut back to kwan {dont care}
thanks will now i am sure i wont watch the show
Why are there Halberds here, yeah its cool seeing other ships used in media, but its so random imo
Insulting halo fans in the first minute for no fuckin reason. Smart.
You, specifically
@ hilarious
See, you get it
A little bit of self-deprecative humor never hurt anyone.
@@TheArchaeon7777 I guess I’m an emotional halo fan. It hasn’t been easy being one.
he attacks halsey....... this is amost as worse as disney and starwars. least disney had the good graces to rip off the extended universes ideas
edit{ in all canon lore not a single spartan 2 has broken a bone. so his head should not have exploded lol. one thing they got right
Oh my god I forgot how much this show sucked
I hate this show, with a passion
Let me be perfectly clear, this show makes madame web look like gospel
This was supposed to be a story for Stargate and then at the last minute Paramount got the okay to use the Halo name and license
Nah, it was clearly a last-minute change from a Mass Effect show. Both stories begin with a stubbled man in a charcoal grey tech suit touching an ancient alien artifact and vividly hallucinating. Heck, Commander Shepard is even name-dropped in the first episode, and the Elites are wearing Krogan armor.