We are a constitutional federal republic. Not a democracy. Do not come butting you way in the OUR problems if you don’t even know what government we are.
Georgia is reducing hours and locations for Saturday voting, also. Going to hurt anyone with a M-F job that can’t get time off to vote. Also making it a misdemeanor to give food or water to people in line to vote.
@@tamrasmith1744 What about beer, wine, smokes, tokes, money, etc. LMAO. I would bet Stacey Abrams and Georgia voters are resourceful enough to overcome any stupid Republican roadblocks and use it against them.
Actually he will be fondling the bed in the bedroom because nobody else will be in there with him. And claim it was consensual sex. Even Melania watched via WebCam and she had no problem with it. And I made her sign a disclaimer for an NDA and she could use against me in our divorce. Otherwise I would’ve done that to her.
Are you being sarcastic ? It is embarrassing to have a Latino as a stooge who sits there and agrees and laughs at everything Jimmy says ! In his defence the chat show hosts have always done this ! It’s quite sad really.
@@tomchapman9119 really? What about Ed McMann (sp?)? Johnny Carson’s (I think) sidekick? He did exactly the same thing. Everything is racism these days. Guillermo knows his job, does it really well too. He’s got a pretty good life there.
Oh my God I was laughing nonstop. I love Guillermo he's just too cute and the little kids acting old was the best. Thanks for the laughs and Giggles Jimmy😂😂😂😂😂
I thought that the part where they think democrats drinks baby's blood and something with Satan...was a hint to, to conclude that they don't have all there ducks in a row
@@bjornsantens9030 no joke! Someone dear to me told me told me that 3 witches "high up in the witches" started BLM to torment Conservatives! And they F***** believe that S***!!!!!!
I'm liberal and that is stupid! It's a breast that holds human milk in it.. I'm left AF but not that far left.. That is a medical term and it's stupid to change it..
I'm on the left, I respect everyone, but you can't change stuff simply because you don't like it, you change stuff when something real bad is actually going on.
@@kenrickeason I think they may be doing it for cultural sensitivity...just finding out if the family is comfortable with the term 'breast'. It really is no biggie...one county in the UK. At least they didn't go with 'Nipple Milk'! ; >
The “chest milk” thing is a solution in search of a problem, IMO. Men & women both have breasts, which is why men can get breast cancer, too. It’s the same tissue. Men’s just aren’t usually functional. Individual parents should definitely use the terms they want to, but I don’t get why medical staff can’t keep using a medical term that already applies to both genders. The main things on the exhaustion fogged mind of a newly lactating parent are “Is baby comfortably latching on & getting enough?” “When can I sleep more than 1- 2 hrs in a row again?”
I'm trans and I'll continue to call them breasts because everyone has them and it's a freaking medical term. I really don't know who's upset about this. When a doctor says is the pain in your breast or your chest, they mean two different areas. They can't say "is the pain in your chest or in your chest?"!
Robert Aldaron Oh no us Brits are just as bad depending on what part of the country you're in. It's not as.... dead-eyed scary looking as some of your mega-churches and no one dances so the praise is different but the actual beliefs.... not much change. People aren't as open about it and the dog whistles are really honed and sophisticated at times. Still... I don't even know if it came from the religious side. Oh... and Englishmen have soooooooooo many hangups when it comes to sex you won't even believe it. Love 'em and all but wow, they do.
@@ThePinkBinks I know .... but I guess I was speaking in degrees of hangups. I can only imagine what the Python troupe would do with this sociopathic ammunition...... 🤔 But I'm sure it would be hilarious ...🤣
Robert Aldaron They're fun hangups though. 😂 Right? Ohhh yeah, Happy Valley. It's on Monty Python's Best Bits on Netflix. It's on the UK one anyway. John's episode. 😂
Doesn't it though! I'm a Progressive and all for inclusivity. But come on, what about breastbone or breastplate? Are we going to have to change that too?
This story is a misrepresentation by Fox (what a surprise) and unfortunately not corrected by Jimmy here. This is additional/optional language outlined by one local authority (county) to make some patients feel more comfortable. This was pulled from an NHS guidance document and widely misreported. If you are a cis mother, you'd likely not even know this option existed. It is not changing to the default. It will not be the standard language used. If you are non-binary, trans, do not wish to use some terminology; you can discuss with your health professional. How can adding options to make people's experience of childbirth better ever be a bad thing?
Yeps! Tomorrow's the day of Rumpy's great return. I'm betting that when nothing happens by 6 PM they'll have dreamed up a new date for some time in April. Those guys are nuttier than a pound of peanuts.
@@robertmiller32; These fools are totally unaware, they don't even realize they are suffering from confirmation bias, a severe mental condition triggered by acute denial and insecurity.
@Heir of the Nazareen . Ummmm... That doesn't have the same meaning as you intended. Them being nuttier than a pound of legumes is well not as insulting as you think it is.
Have you ever met a Q believer? They don’t actually exist bro, that’s the real conspiracy, it’s just bullshit the left pushes to further delegitimize the right.
@@acethayersr1586 Sometimes when people have been traumatized by another person we have to find a way to work through the trauma in order to heal. And laughter is the best medicine. 🙂
I remember learning as a kid that men got “breast cancer” and understood they also have breast tissue. Idk why everything masculine is okay but everything feminine is offensive? Am I missing something? I don’t have chest tissue...since when? Why is it offensive for men to admit to breast tissue but not weird to ask me to call mine chest tissue? It feels like we are STILL catering to a form of toxic masculinity here...
What I love about you Jimmy is nail it ! With a comedy twist ! 😄 That's very rare talent in a person ! Crack up all of us that watch you while telling the truth about a situation at the same time ! Keep it coming Jimmy you are the man !
@@WaterlooExpat Waterloo. I m concerned about JB being in charge of your country. He has nt done anything but sign stuff. When is he going to do a press conference...He cant do it.. CNN wants to protect JB because they were soo anti Trump. I m worried. What about you. COME ON MAN.
Baby Bust...my coworker says it's likely because she's not cheating on the guy until after Covid is gone. I laughed and then thought...wait, could that be right?
First, I am fully supportive, as a G in LGBTQ, of trans folk. That said, as an old man, I miss the days when the only thing that had gender were nouns in some languages I did not grow up learning.
TRUMP WON!!! JAWL HURR!!! SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER IN THE HOUSE!!! TRUMP IS MARCHING FOR TRUF!!! TUCKER CARLSON IS MARCHING FOR FREED!!! LOU DOBBS IS MARCHING FOR THE HEART OF THE FLAG LOVING AMERICAN!!! STOP JAWL STEAL!! DONT BE A LIBERAL SLINKY!!!
10:10 I'm still against overpopulation. I don't have any kids, yet. And I don't ever want more than one. I personally believe people need to simmer down for a few centuries. But, of course, there is no one right way for people to live, and I don't assume my views to be any more or less valid than anyone else's.
@@GarrettGaudini I understand what you're saying, but the number of people also depends on what kind of life they're living; how much resource/person is being consumed, and what proportion of those resources is renewable to non-renewable. As it stands, the world is having a hard time meeting the needs of ~7.7billon people since an increasing portion of that increasing number are striving to live a lifestyle that consumes vastly more than the lifestyle of their parents and grandparents. Regardless of the fact that there is no one right way for people to live, people enjoy comfort. A 'Western World' style of living is very comfortable, but very expensive, and marginally sustainable at best, even at a paltry 7.7billion (ie if all 7.7billion were living like Western suburbanites).
Reporter to Biden- “Mr President when will you have your first press conference it’s been 43 days without a press conference”. Biden- “I’ll circle back to you”
Next step, “Chest Is Best” advice for new mothers in Britain. I’m proud to say I’m a Chest Man. Nothing nicer than having a wooden chest of drawers for extra storage. 😁
Jimmy, your history in covid clip made on to the Morning Joe show at around 5AM !!! Congrats :) Those kid actors were awesome I'm laughing too hard in the morning, Thank you
The chest milk decision seems odd. In humans, the chest is still the breast on all genders. Like our armour in history has breastplates and that was primarily used by cis males.
It's a breast which is where milk is made for offsprings from the *FEMALE* body that bares the offsprings.. This is stupid.. and I'm liberal and I find this crazy..
"It's fun having a kid. Ya dress 'em up like a lobster and there's nothin they can do." Until later when they are all hopped up on sugar and they come at you with a pair of kitchen tongs in each hand lol (Call it a "crab defense" for a forced lobster impersonation.)
Hey Jimmy- You know that conversation you just had with Guillermo? That is the exact thing that just got Andrew Cuomo in a pickle. And Guillermo has witnesses!! 😉
That made me so uncomfortable. What goes through Jimmy's head when he says things like that? He'll make a joke about how horrible Trump or Cuomo is for the sexual abuse, then turn to Guillermo and starts to....
I love it! Here we are, the two of us, laughing our asses off. You at your brilliant turn of a phrase, and me at your “brilliant” turn of a phrase. Autocorrect is not your friend.
Americans, please save your democracy! Love from Sweden.
We will! Pray for the brainwashed trumpers please.
We're trying but there's only so much angry peasants can do.
Sweden 😂. Trump 2024
We will always stand up to make America a Better Country and to be a Better Country to the World! Ty Sweden and Much Love Back to You Dear Hearts 💝🤗💝
We are a constitutional federal republic. Not a democracy. Do not come butting you way in the OUR problems if you don’t even know what government we are.
Black churches should temporarily reschedule church service to Saturday during voting season. Where does it say we have to worship on Sunday only?
everyday is a good day to be with the lord... (from the mouth of an atheist).
Georgia is reducing hours and locations for Saturday voting, also. Going to hurt anyone with a M-F job that can’t get time off to vote. Also making it a misdemeanor to give food or water to people in line to vote.
The being with unlimited powers and intellect likes to take attendance?
:shrug:
@@tamrasmith1744 What about beer, wine, smokes, tokes, money, etc. LMAO. I would bet Stacey Abrams and Georgia voters are resourceful enough to overcome any stupid Republican roadblocks and use it against them.
Awww the two kids were absolutely everything, bless them! 🥰🥰
Guillermo is the absolute best. He is so naturally funny. His laugh is infectious. He seems really sweet. Best sidekick
*“It’s fun to have a kid. You can dress it up like a lobster and there’s nothing they can do”*
- Jimmy Kimmel, 2021
"...he'll be at Mar-a-lago, berating the maid for only putting one mcnugget on his pillow."
Beautiful little line! haha
Actually he will be fondling the bed in the bedroom because nobody else will be in there with him. And claim it was consensual sex. Even Melania watched via WebCam and she had no problem with it. And I made her sign a disclaimer for an NDA and she could use against me in our divorce. Otherwise I would’ve done that to her.
hmmm'
Those were the best, cutest child actors I've seen in awhile
I'd love to see those 2 in a sitcom, they're hilarious!
The boy looks like a little bill hader
they really crushed it!
what child actors? i only saw 250-y.o.‘s Miriam and Harvey.
Those kids were great. Benefits of filming in Hollywood. I bet they didn’t even have to leave the lot to find them.
I love Guillermo “quick on the draw” answers, he is always one step ahead with his remarks. Hilarious...!
Not always
Are you being sarcastic ? It is embarrassing to have a Latino as a stooge who sits there and agrees and laughs at everything Jimmy says ! In his defence the chat show hosts have always done this ! It’s quite sad really.
@@tomchapman9119 really? What about Ed McMann (sp?)? Johnny Carson’s (I think) sidekick? He did exactly the same thing. Everything is racism these days. Guillermo knows his job, does it really well too. He’s got a pretty good life there.
“I GOTTA LOT OF LOVE TO GIVE!” Honestly Guillermo is just so damn innocent. Love the guy.
Gotta love him!!!🤓
Or he just plays it off that way....and he's really Q...*insert Twilight Zone music*
That "animate a dead relative's face" thing feels straight out of Black Mirror.
The two kids dressed as seniors look so adorable.
Best part of the show.
That bit was so funny. Great job, kids.
"WHAAAAT??"😄😄
Those kids acting was crap tbh
Jocelyn Johnston, yeh, what kids?
Anyone else impressed at how switched on those kid actors are at such a young age? Holy crap.
They definitely handled it like old pros. Now get offa my lawn!
what kid actors are ya talking about? all i see are old dudes who can't hear :/
Kids? Those were clearly old people
@@oryalevi4126 ĺ
You all sound like parents. THEIR Parents. I'll attribute your extra numbers to close relatives.
Absolutely Insane! Chest milk?? Really, Really??
Your senator’s crying and bitching about a decades old children’s book as part of legitimate Government business! REALLY REALLY?
@@gedjones5977 Exactly. Insanity.
"IF I drank DayQuil and NyQuil at the same time?"
-Guillermo, silently in his head.
Oh my God I was laughing nonstop. I love Guillermo he's just too cute and the little kids acting old was the best. Thanks for the laughs and Giggles Jimmy😂😂😂😂😂
In Texas... WE WILL BE WEARING MASKS! 😷😷😷
Shots of lime
Only the people who passed Science class!
Gov. A$$butt obviously did not.
Lol you're brainwashed. You all are Fmd
@@doingadlay In Texas... WE WILL BE WEARING MASKS! 😷😷😷
@@S1L3NTG4M3R shutup
These Q'Anon people are insane but insanely creative haha... Imagine how big of a mental leap you must make to think we only had 19 presidents.
It take a special kind of person to go down those rabbit hole and believe these theories that are so out of touch with reality!
I thought that the part where they think democrats drinks baby's blood and something with Satan...was a hint to, to conclude that they don't have all there ducks in a row
Insanity is curablle in many cases STUPIDITY is not curable.
@@bjornsantens9030 no joke! Someone dear to me told me told me that 3 witches "high up in the witches" started BLM to torment Conservatives! And they F***** believe that S***!!!!!!
Oh wow, imagine having no idea what the difference between a sovereign country and a company is.
Chest milk? Jesus. I’m not that “liberal .” 🙄
I'm liberal and that is stupid! It's a breast that holds human milk in it.. I'm left AF but not that far left.. That is a medical term and it's stupid to change it..
Exactly... too much whining about nonsense.
I'm on the left, I respect everyone, but you can't change stuff simply because you don't like it, you change stuff when something real bad is actually going on.
@@kenrickeason I think they may be doing it for cultural sensitivity...just finding out if the family is comfortable with the term 'breast'. It really is no biggie...one county in the UK. At least they didn't go with 'Nipple Milk'! ; >
Ditto.
The “chest milk” thing is a solution in search of a problem, IMO. Men & women both have breasts, which is why men can get breast cancer, too. It’s the same tissue. Men’s just aren’t usually functional. Individual parents should definitely use the terms they want to, but I don’t get why medical staff can’t keep using a medical term that already applies to both genders. The main things on the exhaustion fogged mind of a newly lactating parent are
“Is baby comfortably latching on & getting enough?”
“When can I sleep more than 1- 2 hrs in a row again?”
Exactly. Thank you.
It’s ridiculous. But I agree with you on the parenting situation
L0l za 0
There are more than two genders, and more than two sexes. But, we all have breasts!! Woo!!!
I'm trans and I'll continue to call them breasts because everyone has them and it's a freaking medical term.
I really don't know who's upset about this.
When a doctor says is the pain in your breast or your chest, they mean two different areas. They can't say "is the pain in your chest or in your chest?"!
Exactly!! We all have breasts and nipples! You’d think that would be something to celebrate lol.
I know....RIGHT!? Here I was thinking people in England were far less hung up on sexuality than the puritan idiots we have here in the US.
Robert Aldaron Oh no us Brits are just as bad depending on what part of the country you're in. It's not as.... dead-eyed scary looking as some of your mega-churches and no one dances so the praise is different but the actual beliefs.... not much change. People aren't as open about it and the dog whistles are really honed and sophisticated at times.
Still... I don't even know if it came from the religious side.
Oh... and Englishmen have soooooooooo many hangups when it comes to sex you won't even believe it. Love 'em and all but wow, they do.
@@ThePinkBinks I know .... but I guess I was speaking in degrees of hangups.
I can only imagine what the Python troupe would do with this sociopathic ammunition...... 🤔
But I'm sure it would be hilarious ...🤣
Robert Aldaron They're fun hangups though. 😂
Right? Ohhh yeah, Happy Valley. It's on Monty Python's Best Bits on Netflix. It's on the UK one anyway. John's episode. 😂
Chest milk sounds creepy
Doesn't it though! I'm a Progressive and all for inclusivity. But come on, what about breastbone or breastplate? Are we going to have to change that too?
All guys will be willing to pair their Chest nuts with that new Chest milk
Marginally more creepy than pubic nest milk.
@@appletile2887 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This story is a misrepresentation by Fox (what a surprise) and unfortunately not corrected by Jimmy here. This is additional/optional language outlined by one local authority (county) to make some patients feel more comfortable. This was pulled from an NHS guidance document and widely misreported. If you are a cis mother, you'd likely not even know this option existed. It is not changing to the default. It will not be the standard language used. If you are non-binary, trans, do not wish to use some terminology; you can discuss with your health professional. How can adding options to make people's experience of childbirth better ever be a bad thing?
Ima put my entire bank account on the fact that Trump won’t be returning EVER to the White House.
Yeps! Tomorrow's the day of Rumpy's great return. I'm betting that when nothing happens by 6 PM they'll have dreamed up a new date for some time in April. Those guys are nuttier than a pound of peanuts.
@Scott Tucker Trump is going to prison dude he no longer has republican traitor congressmen protecting him from the law.
Fools tend to forget who has not only has a clothing line manufactured in China, but also a China bank account.
@@robertmiller32; These fools are totally unaware, they don't even realize they are suffering from confirmation bias, a severe mental condition triggered by acute denial and insecurity.
@Heir of the Nazareen . Ummmm... That doesn't have the same meaning as you intended. Them being nuttier than a pound of legumes is well not as insulting as you think it is.
I think Q Anon needs its own planet lets send them on a trip.
Spacex's new tests seem to be going well for Q people transport..
In our favorite Rocketship?
Mars. Send them to Mars.
@@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 Mars doesn’t want them, send them to Moron Mountain.
Have you ever met a Q believer? They don’t actually exist bro, that’s the real conspiracy, it’s just bullshit the left pushes to further delegitimize the right.
Those kids are better actors than most adult stars nowadays!
"Harvey" particularly ^_^
What ? Speak up
the kids are adorable! )
I'm not a Jimmy fan often, but I love Guillermo.
Very suitable name: QAnuts 💯
I call them KookAnons!
I saw a good one today IQ A-None
I came up with the term months ago before Jimmy coined it...don't understand why Hollywood hasn't been banging at my door lol
We call them Qtards here
@@edgybarbie77 Another good one!
The kids actors were so impressive!!! 👏
The kids are soo cute
Guillermo made me laugh so hard that I can't tell if he was being honest.
Kimmy ‘s obession with Trumps🥜 🥜🤣🤣
when he said "I have a lot of love to give" I almost chocked on my coffee!
@@amramjose I cheered and laughed 😂
i was crying and laughing how are all the comments not about him??
Guillermo is hilarious. I'm just cracking up at him
“Q MUST BE A CLIPPERS FAN” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Not a Jets fan?
13:15 “Yeah, I’m fine.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I almost spit my coffee out. ☕️
This is a show that brings joy just before going to sleep. Thank you Jimmy!!
Boring political bull. And his favorite imbecile is driving the US over a cliff.
The Vice Poodle 🐩 is baaack!
Ty JK for the nickname 😄
As Donny attempts his feeble “comeback”,
the world is reminded of how weary it is of
his nastiness and destruction.
Trump needs to be in prison.
What destruction?
We need STOP talking about him.
@@zerocool5395 Jimmy does. He's obsessed.
I'm sure the people getting bombed in Syria would love Donnie back. At least he didn't bomb anyone.
One thing I love about Guillermo is that you always get the TRUTH🤣
This time, I hope our Police/Military Defense are ready.
DEFUND THE MILITARY!!!
Jimmy's laugh is the most adorable thing ever. Especially when he laughs at Guillermo.
Kimmy ‘s obession with Trumps🥜 🥜🤣🤣
@@acethayersr1586 Sometimes when people have been traumatized by another person we have to find a way to work through the trauma in order to heal. And laughter is the best medicine. 🙂
@@paulbullinger7378 Well, it’s nice that you’re here and commenting. Keep up the good work!
Guillermo always makes makes me laugh 😂😂
I really enjoy Jimmy and Guillermo's banter.
He totally makes fun.of Guillermo. It is mean.
“Chest milk” just sounds so weird
Beats torso milk I suppose?
@@rickbond79 😂😂😂😂
like thinking velveeta. they take real cheese and mix it with god knows what...
Guillermo is sooo sweet, "I have a lot of love to give." hehe
Omg those children😂😂💙💙💙
I remember learning as a kid that men got “breast cancer” and understood they also have breast tissue. Idk why everything masculine is okay but everything feminine is offensive? Am I missing something? I don’t have chest tissue...since when? Why is it offensive for men to admit to breast tissue but not weird to ask me to call mine chest tissue? It feels like we are STILL catering to a form of toxic masculinity here...
Exactly!
YES!
@Tahtahmemesl's Diarrhea
Black Americano Heterosexual Christians for Presidente Donald J Trump 💪🏾🇺🇲🥇💪🏻🧱👽
@@Keepskatin Cringeeee
it's a misguided attempt to be accepting to trans men without actually asking what we want that just ends up stigmatizing the whole thing.
Jimmy is the Best tonight show host.
I always click on his monologue first too. 😊
"The company, not the jungle" 😆
What I love about you Jimmy is nail it ! With a comedy twist ! 😄 That's very rare talent in a person ! Crack up all of us that watch you while telling the truth about a situation at the same time ! Keep it coming Jimmy you are the man !
Those kids are great!
Those kids were hysterical! Wishing them a very happy and healthy future.💐
Guillermo is irreplaceable! XD
"You can always trust a man who wears the flag as clothing". Brilliant
THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY is a really excellent bit. Your writers are the best in the biz.
Keep them coming!!!
Cute kids! Jimmy's interaction with them is great.
Wow....idk what I think about those 'kids'....that they should be outside riding their bikes, maybe ?
@@poorthing How can that girl ride her bike? Didn't you hear her say her sciatica is playing up?
@@jonathanboam5409 You gave me my morning giggle!
Thank you and have a fine day!
Can we just please stop mentioning or talking about 45. He's past tense, kaput !
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
The problem is that he continues to control a large segment of the Republican party. His grip shows no sign of weakening.
Kaput sounds great!🤭🤭
@@WaterlooExpat Waterloo. I m concerned about JB being in charge of your country. He has nt done anything but sign stuff. When is he going to do a press conference...He cant do it.. CNN wants to protect JB because they were soo anti Trump.
I m worried. What about you. COME ON MAN.
@@tonyboiarde6991 O FOR GOD'S SAKE TONY!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg the kids are so adorable.
What?
@@joeb134 What?
The Two Kids are absolutely GORGEOUS.
Where did Jimmy find those kids?
Oh, my gosh. We're gonna see those two again and again...
Well done!
Guillermo is great.
Old young people are so grumpy.
Harvey & Miriam seem like they have a lot of wisdom.... comes with their age 👍🏻
Baby Bust...my coworker says it's likely because she's not cheating on the guy until after Covid is gone. I laughed and then thought...wait, could that be right?
Fantastic! Thanks, Jimmy, for the hilarity every night!!
The word breast is non-gendered! This is getting stupid.
Yeah.. it is.. I can't front about it..
First, I am fully supportive, as a G in LGBTQ, of trans folk. That said, as an old man, I miss the days when the only thing that had gender were nouns in some languages I did not grow up learning.
Accountability. Insurrection. Prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. 🗽
Guierrmo you’re so silly 😂
LOVED Harvey & Miriam!!! Want to see more of them.
I swear, Guillermo gets funnier every day. He will have to guest host the next time Jimmy goes on vacation lol.
"Emperor Palpateenyhands..." I can not stop laughing! XD
DJT has to release his taxes before returning to the White House, so March 4th is a NO GO😮
Those old folks...oh goodness...how cute are they ? Lol
FFS!
First they rename out breastnuts, now the milk!
When will it stop!!! :'(
We are coming dangerously close living in a full blown Idiocracy...
Splash of chest milk??!!
I don't know who Q is, but he's definitely a Clippers Fan!!! 😂😂
I am a clipper's fan, and I feel the pain.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SAID THE THING FROM THE VIDEO! HILARIOUS! LET ME TRY!
I roast them on an open fire.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
COMEDY
GENIUS!!!!!!!
That was great.
Q is Trump + Putin
2 in 1
TRUMP WON!!! JAWL HURR!!! SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER IN THE HOUSE!!! TRUMP IS MARCHING FOR TRUF!!! TUCKER CARLSON IS MARCHING FOR FREED!!! LOU DOBBS IS MARCHING FOR THE HEART OF THE FLAG LOVING AMERICAN!!! STOP JAWL STEAL!! DONT BE A LIBERAL SLINKY!!!
10:10 I'm still against overpopulation. I don't have any kids, yet. And I don't ever want more than one. I personally believe people need to simmer down for a few centuries. But, of course, there is no one right way for people to live, and I don't assume my views to be any more or less valid than anyone else's.
No more population growth would be great. Fewer births, fewer people. People are most of the vertebrate life on the planet now. Sad.
Considering the amount of damage humans do to the planet, far fewer of us could only be a good thing.
The earth breaks at 10 Billion people... so let’s stay clear of that.
@@GarrettGaudini I understand what you're saying, but the number of people also depends on what kind of life they're living; how much resource/person is being consumed, and what proportion of those resources is renewable to non-renewable. As it stands, the world is having a hard time meeting the needs of ~7.7billon people since an increasing portion of that increasing number are striving to live a lifestyle that consumes vastly more than the lifestyle of their parents and grandparents. Regardless of the fact that there is no one right way for people to live, people enjoy comfort. A 'Western World' style of living is very comfortable, but very expensive, and marginally sustainable at best, even at a paltry 7.7billion (ie if all 7.7billion were living like Western suburbanites).
@@thirstfast1025 I agree. And the amount of waste is appalling: food, land, and energy and of course these are not mutually exclusive.
13:12 - "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
This is the best kimmel in the past months! 🤣🤣🤣 he’s always funny but this one is something else!
"Yeah I'm fine" had to fight hard not to spit my coffee.
Coffee? What is that, I think you where trying to spell covfefe
🤣
@@mikaelleonbriones6356 Oh gosh. That word is going to be in the dictionary some day. I can see it now.
Guillermo is the cutest! I love him sm, he’s hilarious 🤣
Nixon: President who became a crook
Trump: crook who became a President 🤔
Haha ha ha.
Washington: I cannot tell a lie.
Trump: I tell only lies.
@Alex McKay cuz trump can do that huh lol
Reporter to Biden- “Mr President when will you have your first press conference it’s been 43 days without a press conference”. Biden- “I’ll circle back to you”
Next step, “Chest Is Best” advice for new mothers in Britain.
I’m proud to say I’m a Chest Man. Nothing nicer than having a wooden chest of drawers for extra storage. 😁
Shame on you
Would you like chicken chests?
Jimmy, your history in covid clip made on to the Morning Joe show at around 5AM !!! Congrats :) Those kid actors were awesome I'm laughing too hard in the morning, Thank you
The Morning Joe on MSNBC 3-6 AM, which is why I'm in bed by 6 PM like an old lady... is 54 old?
Those kids absolutely DESTROYED their roles
The chest milk decision seems odd. In humans, the chest is still the breast on all genders. Like our armour in history has breastplates and that was primarily used by cis males.
not to mention, arent trans women trying to get breasts?
Trans men have babies too.
It's a breast which is where milk is made for offsprings from the *FEMALE* body that bares the offsprings.. This is stupid.. and I'm liberal and I find this crazy..
True. Even a Male breastfeeding would have milk coming from a breast if he lactated. "Chest milk" just sounds abnormal to me.
I'm all for inclusivity but even I feel like this is ridiculous. As you pointed out, the chest area is also called breastbone, like breastplate.
Nobody:
Guillermo: it just comes out of me
Me: 😯😕😂😦
GREATEST LATE SHOW EVER!!!!!
Indeed
yep yep yep
Those kids and those characters were hilarious!
Harvey and Miriam! My gracious! 🤣😂
I effin love Guillermo.
Have a feeling we are going to see that little boy in movies in the future.
Exactly what I was thinking. It's like Kimmel just discovered a new actor. A gem in the rubble you can say. 😊
"Vice Poodle" says it all. Nauseating.
😝😂😂😂😂
If you love a person that has gone Q you're not going to see them anytime soon
hahahah I love Guillermo, the parts with him are always my favorite
"It's fun having a kid. Ya dress 'em up like a lobster and there's nothin they can do." Until later when they are all hopped up on sugar and they come at you with a pair of kitchen tongs in each hand lol (Call it a "crab defense" for a forced lobster impersonation.)
That's a little shellfish, surely?
@@TooSlowTube Depends how big the kid is :)
chest milk? inclusive compared to breast milk? how? wtf?
Point of fact only chickens have chest milk which is never 👎
This might give men the wrong idea lol.
Breast applies to all genders it's not just female.
@@schultz8122 sorry hun any respectable male refers to his chest as chest not breast, God gave us nipples just in case🤣🤣
I want to adopt those two kids and become their manager.
I love sweet Guillermo. I bet he's a great husband and father.
So glad he has love & lovin' in his life...lots to smile that great smile of his about!
If I've ever seen a man be both honest and funny about his marriage's lovelife, that was it! I love Guillermo^^
Hey Jimmy-
You know that conversation you just had with Guillermo? That is the exact thing that just got Andrew Cuomo in a pickle. And Guillermo has witnesses!! 😉
That’s what I was thinking too!
Except Jimmy wasn't actually flirting... I think.
That made me so uncomfortable. What goes through Jimmy's head when he says things like that? He'll make a joke about how horrible Trump or Cuomo is for the sexual abuse, then turn to Guillermo and starts to....
While Donny is busy, Melania is out there somewhere preparing for a divorced, she's still searching for a lawyer that's smart unlike his husband lmao
I love it! Here we are, the two of us, laughing our asses off. You at your brilliant turn of a phrase, and me at your “brilliant” turn of a phrase.
Autocorrect is not your friend.
I bet all this stupid "cancel culture" (changing Amazon logo or calling Mr. Potato, potato head etc) will be forgotten by the end of this year.
Sadly there seems to be no limit--PC is here to stay...😒
Yes more of “This week in COVID history”!
What can we expect from the state of Georgia when their Attorney General is not an attorney.
Does that make sense to anyone?