Kubla Kahn, That wouldn't be such a great defense in the court room. But hey, didn't Trump exchange all Dem judges for Republican ones? And they all refuse to retire before their centenary.
As a southwest PA native, I was actually impressed with Pat Toomey... he voted the way I and a lot of people around here feel, so that party chair can suck it. xD
Yes, Toomey voted guilty but he hasn't got anything to lose--he's retiring. I would have been more impressed had he stayed on to receive the wrath of the GOP, like some others....
Well, as that guy said, he voted with his conscience and apparently that’s not what the Republican Party wants, but obviously that’s what people of PA want.
I’m just glad there is a long line of people that are going to take turns at bringing him, and all the violent Trumpers to justice. Good and restful nights are a thing of the past to all of you
@@katiehettinger7857 , it wasn't a Freudian slip. He knew exactly what he was saying. The fuller quote is, "We did not send [Toomey] there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to do the right thing or whatever he said he was doing." On his podcast BEFORE the Senate voted, Cruz mentioned that he told Trump's lawyers just not to screw up because there were only 5-6 Republican votes to convict Trump. Cruz was a juror (as was Mike Lee) who met with Trump's lawyers. When does a juror meet a defendant's lawyer in any other case? 4 years of zero consequences means all Republicans can be brazen about their corrupt intentions.
@@katiehettinger7857 lol I agree it probably was less of a Freudian slip than shamelessly and fearlessly just saying what he believes as these corrupt republicans are getting away with saying and doing anything these days. He didn't walk back on what he was saying rather instead he emphasized it twice by saying "we didn't send him there to vote his conscience" + "we did not send him there to do the right thing" I think this can very much be categorized as brazen honesty.
@@almond765 Really?! Do tell... Remind us again which of the many sins they're supposed to be committing this week? It's good to keep up on such things... If only to assess how crazy one's opponent is.
@@iksigrek5084 all homes get dusty and may require a special cleaning for special events. Dusting , ceiling fans, windows and window sills, boarders, light switches, walls, laundry 🧺/linen, window coverings, shower curtains tops of cabinets and fridge. Behind the stove fridge and washing machines. And then there may be a storage area/ garage/attic closets reorganized. Etc.
That is how representative government works, if you were taught anything else your teacher was giving you the hero narrative version of democracy where it overcomes evil, that is not always accurate to reality.
Karen misspelled "principles." And your Aunt Chippy (is it? ... Conchetta) is HILARIOUS! I want to be just like her when I'm her age, which is right around the corner, Gosh bless us both.
He'd like that, I'm sure. Last year at his own debate, as his opponent listed all the awful things he has done, he just kept chuckling at the memories.
No one like him now, he votes to acquit and so pisses off the people who want justice and says trump could still be charged so pisses off the trump supporters
If God gave you what He gave Mitch to work with , wouldn't you be furious? I think most Republicans are unattractive and stupid on top of it. The ones who are just ugly go about venting their rage on the more attractive and intelligent Democrats. The emotion is ENVY. Republican go about in a constant state of envy.
"Not do the right thing?" How far down can one fall. Should our children be taught this nonsense? Heaven help parents when their children ditch them when they get older-just because...
8:15 that’s where he is wrong. He wasn’t voting for a bill. This was court. He was to vote his conscience. He was to do the right thing. Voting for what your constituents want goes out the window. You took an oath in that trial to be a fair juror and non partisan. Someone should explain this to that old clown. But I’ll be the first to say the only reason why Toomey grew a spine to impeach was because he’s retiring.
When the founders designated Senators impartial jurors they were appointed, when we opened them up to elections we removed their ability to realistically be impartial. There is literally no punishment for ignoring their oath, and there was a very real potential punishment of being primaried out of their seat if they upheld their vote. And it is not a court, we call it a trial but it has nothing in common with a court trial, it is a congressional procedure despite the label we put on it. Only a child huffs about an oath that is unenforceable. If a doctor violates their oath they lose their medical license, if a soldier violates their oath they get discharged, if a senator ignores their oath their voters re-elect them. If you dont see the difference you should take a course on how representative government works.
"Only a child huffs about an oath that is unenforceable." So Toomey should have ignored his oath because it was unenforceable? Sorry, but I prefer leaders who keep their promises even when they can get away with breaking them.
I'd be honored if some fellow citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.
Criminal Trump has divided the great Republican Party and perhaps he will destroy the Republican Party too in order to transform it in a cruel Trump-party with later on criminal Trump as a cruel dictator.
@@wrightyy I’m good. Thanks for asking, I was surfing the TH-cam channel and I came across your profile in a comment and thought you seem worth talking to, hope you don’t mind
Oh Jimmy, I love you, you are so funny, thank you for making our lives better, every time I feel down, all I have to do is watch your TH-cam videos and you make me laugh and immediately feel better 😘
My sister is in Heaven right now, laughing her angelic butt off at all the idiot "Karens" in the world right now. Yes, her name is Karen. And no, she was never one of those "Karens". Sis, I love you.
In my 20's I would be out and about in the nightclub, now I find myself looking forward to Jimmy Kimmels monologue before bed... Oh how times have changed 🤷🏾♂️
I used to set the vcr to program shows for an elderly technophobic neighbor. He wanted me to record just the intro monologue for some late night show, maybe the one with Jay Leno. He liked to watch it in the morning.
I loved that call to your aunt!!! When she caught on, was the funniest s*** ever! She had me crying laughing, but you must do that to family often...lmao!
Criminal Trump has divided the great Republican Party and perhaps he will destroy the Republican Party too in order to transform it in a cruel Trump-party with later on criminal Trump as a cruel dictator.
I'm sitting here hoping the turtle was able to right itself.🐢 And I'm from Kentucky so I know the turtle he was portraying will never right himself. Too damn corrupt.
Please, please kentuckians, vote him ( *AND* rand paul) out of the senate, please! I have a running boycot on bourbon (since the best stuff is made in kentucky) because of these craven slimeballs that keep getting re elected. (I miss my maker's mark) Oh, and besides I want them out because they don't deserve to serve ANYwhere in government.
Hello from Chicago!!!! The turtle depicting I have a lot of respect for Adam Kinzinger....he is staying true to his principles, morals and himself!!!! The turtle depicting MCCONNELL is hilarious....I can't stop laughing and replay it for more laughs. Thank you for the ONGOING wonderful laughter!!!
He always finds a way to make himself the topic of conversation. Unfortunately, people seem to equate celebrity with positive attributes like competence and worthiness.
The chairman of the Warshington County Pennsylvania Republican Party states “WE didn’t send Toomey to Warshington to vote his conscience! We sent him there to, when on the horns of the dilemma, to call me first and ask me what I would do and then do exactly that!!!!!!!!
I’m still stunned how brazen this guy is. He pushes the vote back, then votes to acquit because voting happened after Donny was out of the office. 🤷🏻♀️
Jimmy's Aunt is adorable!
After yelling at him for the prank call she says "thanks for calling" SO CUTE!
"We didn't send him there to do the right thing"???? WOW! Just Wow.
"Jimmy is this you, ya little bastad?!"
She's ADORABLE! 😆😂
You wanna push something? Go on the subway!! LMAO
@@victoriavinson8401 😆
Omg, she's funny! 😂😂
There is not enough of aunt Chippy on the show... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love Jimmy! What a prankster...Aunt Chippy is phenom “don’t push anything”, listening so intently🤣🤣🤣
Aunt Concetta is as sharp as a tack! “Is that you Jimmy, ya little bastard?” 😆
L💗VED Her! 😂😂
😂😂🤣
@L M - That was mean to his poor Aunt!
@@MossyMozart wtf are you talking about?
@@MossyMozart dude, she loved every second of it.
“ We didn’t send him there to do the right thing. “. Kinda says it all right there Republicans , right ?
Kubla Kahn,
That wouldn't be such a great defense in the court room. But hey, didn't Trump exchange all Dem judges for Republican ones? And they all refuse to retire before their centenary.
For sure.
As a southwest PA native, I was actually impressed with Pat Toomey... he voted the way I and a lot of people around here feel, so that party chair can suck it. xD
he voted with 58% of americans. He did the right thing. Which, apparently, is now the wrong thing to be doing. *sigh*
Toomey stood up
Same here in NW PA. The right thing. what a concept. What do these people teach thier children I wonder?
Yes, Toomey voted guilty but he hasn't got anything to lose--he's retiring. I would have been more impressed had he stayed on to receive the wrath of the GOP, like some others....
Well, as that guy said, he voted with his conscience and apparently that’s not what the Republican Party wants, but obviously that’s what people of PA want.
Wow It's ALMOST like their hypocritical sociopaths. Don't forget: Get out there and vote!
They are (they’re) hypocritical sociopaths! Agree with you!
You can’t be a republican these days without being a sociopath or an idiot
Hahahah cousin Karen 😂😂😂😂😂
@@iamanidiotbut5523 I lean more towards the left but both sides are just awful.
I thought i could just mail in and vote
I literally started watching Jimmy Kimmel because of Aunt Chippy! She makes me Cry Laughing Evertime! I Love Her!!!!!🤣
"Jimmy, is that you, ya little bastard!"
🤣🤣🤣
A turtle flipping back and forth definitely symbolises Mitch McConnell.
🤣🤣🤣
Guillermo and his mother have exchanged the same 100 dollar bill so many times now Ben Franklin lost his face.
Lol
"Jimmy is this u, u little bastard?!"
Want that on a shirt!
She should be a guest she's hilarious
"I thought you've outgrown it". 😅😅
Priceless!
“We didn’t send to do the right thing.” 😂 lol .... that was the phrase of the day for me.
That is d phrase if Trumplicans!
The call to his aunt was 'BEYOND PRECIOUS.' She's funny AND feisty. Hopefully, she'll live a long time. 💙😎
Auntie was the best!! I would have also said, "don't change anything." The doctor's offices will make changes, then swear they didn't. lolol
I can’t believe how brazenly corrupt that republican official was - “we didn’t send him there to do the right thing”. WT actual F?!
Do you believe Biden is not corrupt?
@@san_diegan69diegan27
No
@@san_diegan69diegan27 the topic isn’t Biden. The topic is this republican official. Stop whatabouting.
@@san_diegan69diegan27 Biden is the lesser evil.
Get rid of the greater evil first.
@@Vigilant69
And by _lesser evil_ I think mean _saintly angel_ by comparison.
"I voted to acquitting trump."
"He's guilty of whatever I just acquitted him."
Trump 4ever 🥰
@@tuyenle8107 Lol good joke.
@@Levi-rc8kh its not a joke
he is saying TRUE facts straight into you democratic *FACE*
I’m just glad there is a long line of people that are going to take turns at bringing him, and all the violent Trumpers to justice. Good and restful nights are a thing of the past to all of you
@@BonahPerson Dude..THOUSANDS LEFT GOP. And that's why your mythomaniac leader LOST. Maybe you can chat with him in prison.
"We didn't send him there to do the right thing..." these are the same people who claim Democrats are immoral. And they talk like this...
Freudian slip. ;-D
@@katiehettinger7857 , it wasn't a Freudian slip. He knew exactly what he was saying. The fuller quote is, "We did not send [Toomey] there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to do the right thing or whatever he said he was doing."
On his podcast BEFORE the Senate voted, Cruz mentioned that he told Trump's lawyers just not to screw up because there were only 5-6 Republican votes to convict Trump. Cruz was a juror (as was Mike Lee) who met with Trump's lawyers. When does a juror meet a defendant's lawyer in any other case? 4 years of zero consequences means all Republicans can be brazen about their corrupt intentions.
@@katiehettinger7857 lol I agree it probably was less of a Freudian slip than shamelessly and fearlessly just saying what he believes as these corrupt republicans are getting away with saying and doing anything these days. He didn't walk back on what he was saying rather instead he emphasized it twice by saying "we didn't send him there to vote his conscience" + "we did not send him there to do the right thing" I think this can very much be categorized as brazen honesty.
@@katiehettinger7857 OMG, a slip? ...Freudian or otherwise, who cares what he wears under his slinky dresses?! ;-]
@@almond765 Really?! Do tell... Remind us again which of the many sins they're supposed to be committing this week?
It's good to keep up on such things... If only to assess how crazy one's opponent is.
I loved you Aunt, Jimmy! Tell her she was a good sport and a regular HOOT! .
@Lee Lewis How are you doing today? I hope you’re doing good
I love Aunt Concetta, She is the real deal. "Don't push nothing at all, You want to push go to the Subway and push"😂😂😂
My mom's Valentine's Day gift to me was coming to my house to help clean up the house real nice to surprise my hubby at the end of work. Thanks mom!
Was dirty then?
Aww!! You're mom is the best!
Trump should
Greatest Mom
@@iksigrek5084 all homes get dusty and may require a special cleaning for special events.
Dusting , ceiling fans, windows and window sills, boarders, light switches, walls, laundry 🧺/linen, window coverings, shower curtains tops of cabinets and fridge. Behind the stove fridge and washing machines. And then there may be a storage area/ garage/attic closets reorganized. Etc.
Aunt Chippy: "You wanna push, go on a subway and push".
LOL
Miss seeing aunt Chippy, love her!
LMFAO " We are not send them there to serve and protect our country or do the RIGHT THING". 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Dour, sullen, and unsmiling" describes Trump pretty well, too! His smiles are few and far between, and he is prone to pouting.
God, that pout, like a cats arse.
The question is: "WHICH MITCH?" are you gonna believe? The one on his belly, or the one on his back?
“On his way to the golf course he’ll never let them join” lol 😝 😂 😂 😂 😆
That assumes I know how to ⛳ golf.
But who's keeping score?
@@TheFoxisintheHouse LOL. HE SAID HIS SUPPORTERS LOOKED LOW CLASS! 🤣😂. AND THAT WAS BEFORE HE KNEW THEY WERE SMEARING DOOKIE.
And he SUCKS at it
Jimmy I love your aunt Concetta. She is lovely.
And your pranks, how you make me laugh 😂😂😂😂 Thank you
I love his aunt. Don't push it back don't push it up. If you want to push something go on the subway. 🤣🤣
"Best president ever". Compared to who? Caligula?
yes
@Herman ten Klooster: 🗿 I hope it's o.k. if I borrow that one ! Clever.
OMG his Aunt Concetta is hilarious🤣!! She would fit in perfectly with my mom & her sisters😆
Lol that look on guirellmo's face when Jimmy asked if his wife got him anything! Hahaha
Syphilis?
@@lenne02 ...
@@lenne02 huh???
"We send representatives to represent our interests, not to do the right thing" basically sums up everything you needed to know about the GOP.
They are from the demon past
But the Dems are the "Devil's Army". These sanctimonious hypocrites.
@@gilesluver
Seems like you have a dilemma in your country. 😎
@GamePapa 🎯💯 Bingo
That is how representative government works, if you were taught anything else your teacher was giving you the hero narrative version of democracy where it overcomes evil, that is not always accurate to reality.
Karen misspelled "principles." And your Aunt Chippy (is it? ... Conchetta) is HILARIOUS! I want to be just like her when I'm her age, which is right around the corner, Gosh bless us both.
"We didn't send him there to 'do the right thing'..."
This is both hilarious and pitiful.
They don't even try to hide it
@@EmEm78 They certainly don't.
Jimmy I thought you had grown out of the pranks you little bastard - made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone needs an aunt Chippy in their lives.
Let’s make son of a mitch a thing. Let’s make that his legacy.
I'm in. ;-D
He'd like that, I'm sure. Last year at his own debate, as his opponent listed all the awful things he has done, he just kept chuckling at the memories.
I’m down
Moscow Mitch
I'm down but at the same time feel bad because although he has no sons his daughters are actually progressive activists.
If you lose the respect of Lou Dobbs, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingram, et al... you're finally doing something right.
Lou dobbs is weird as heck
I never had respect for them.
Yes, you’re finally using you’re brain...
Yes! You’re absolutely doing something right
Jimmy is going to hell for all the times he’s messed with Aunt Chippy, and we’re all going with him for laughing so much over the years
QOTD: “We send representatives to represent our interests, not ‘Do the right thing’”. Epitome of the GOP!
@Kareem O’Weet what part of what she said did you not understand ?you brainiac,it was an intelligent statement,something you will never comprehend.
@Kareem O’Weet well sounds like things are good for ya,but if your supporter of QAnon and maga then I gotta question your intelligence.
@Kareem O’Weet MOOT point
Jimmy, man you're relentless at pranking the poor woman. THANK YOU!!!
Hello and good evening to all Jimmy Kimmel fans! 💙
Good morning!
And hello to you also good person.🙂🙂🙂
Good morning 🌞
Turtle Mitch is a completely terrible person
No one like him now, he votes to acquit and so pisses off the people who want justice and says trump could still be charged so pisses off the trump supporters
Master of the Catch-22
@DeMocRacyDeFeaTeD TrUmPiSmFaScisMReagan created a character archetype that note hides behind every Republican that doesn't have bush in their name.
If God gave you what He gave Mitch to work with , wouldn't you be furious? I think most Republicans are unattractive and stupid on top of it. The ones who are just ugly go about venting their rage on the more attractive and intelligent Democrats. The emotion is ENVY. Republican go about in a constant state of envy.
God Is Protecting You All
The tortoise cracked me UP!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
"Not do the right thing?" How far down can one fall. Should our children be taught this nonsense? Heaven help parents when their children ditch them when they get older-just because...
Excellent! Thanks for making us laugh.
So let me get this straight: McConnell explains why trump is guilty, then turns around and votes not guilty? Unbelievable 🤦♂️
Other way around but point taken
It’s actually believable
It's even worse. First he delays the trial until Trump left the office and then says because Trump left the office he can't do anything about it.
@@FriedrichHerschel Surprise surprise surprise, a typical Republi-crit - who knew?
If you understood how representative government works you would find it much easier to believe.
8:15 that’s where he is wrong. He wasn’t voting for a bill. This was court. He was to vote his conscience. He was to do the right thing. Voting for what your constituents want goes out the window. You took an oath in that trial to be a fair juror and non partisan. Someone should explain this to that old clown. But I’ll be the first to say the only reason why Toomey grew a spine to impeach was because he’s retiring.
When the founders designated Senators impartial jurors they were appointed, when we opened them up to elections we removed their ability to realistically be impartial. There is literally no punishment for ignoring their oath, and there was a very real potential punishment of being primaried out of their seat if they upheld their vote. And it is not a court, we call it a trial but it has nothing in common with a court trial, it is a congressional procedure despite the label we put on it. Only a child huffs about an oath that is unenforceable. If a doctor violates their oath they lose their medical license, if a soldier violates their oath they get discharged, if a senator ignores their oath their voters re-elect them. If you dont see the difference you should take a course on how representative government works.
These people obviously very, very proud to be very, very bad at thier jobs.
@@billbradley4878 "only a child huffs about an oath that is unenforceable"...WTF are you talking about? Spare us the rerarded riddles, Goebbels.
"Only a child huffs about an oath that is unenforceable."
So Toomey should have ignored his oath because it was unenforceable? Sorry, but I prefer leaders who keep their promises even when they can get away with breaking them.
I’m Sure Trump himself was responsible for the “Trump Best President Ever” banner.
I'd be honored if some fellow citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.
Trump paid for it, you know how He is
I don't doubt it for a second he paid for it, a he's a narcissist prick enough to do it.
@@alexandermolina3990 I wouldn't be surprised if he was responsible for it but there's no fu@king way he PAID for it.
Nah. He made Eric pay for it. Donnie never pays for something, not even his lawyers.
😅🤣😂 I freaking love Jimmy's Family. They be givin him da bizznezz.
Bruce castor looked completely lost during his speech.
Well Trump didn't waste money ( that he laundered ) on lawyers...bc he wasn't gonna get convicted. Cheap thrills are all Donnie has.
Castor troy
“If you want to start a party Donald Trump wont’t join just call it Eric’s birthday party”
I spit out my food omg that was so good😂😂
disIike my video
thanks!
😂😂😂😂
Past tense of to spit is spat. ‘I spat out my food’
Criminal Trump has divided the great Republican Party and perhaps he will destroy the Republican Party too in order to transform it in a cruel Trump-party with later on criminal Trump as a cruel dictator.
@@nicolaw5940 You spat on you food too ? What are the chances of that
Mitch McConnel is a bloody joke!!!
His hands are certainly bloody. I mean it, he looks like he needs medical help.
His the devils own period...
Just figured that out did ya?
This is the second Kimmel monologue I've watched in a row. He's good!
@Tom Wright How are you doing today? I hope you’re doing good
@@lydiaanderson1747 Yeah great. How are you?
@@wrightyy I’m good. Thanks for asking, I was surfing the TH-cam channel and I came across your profile in a comment and thought you seem worth talking to, hope you don’t mind
@@lydiaanderson1747 I am honoured. What would you like to know?
@@wrightyy Can you send me your gmail so that we can get to know each other probably become a good friend if you dont mind
_"We hate it when people burn the flag, but we love charring it with a big, flaming 'Q'.”_ (11:04)
When you lose half of your IQ.
All you are left with is Q.
(Saw this on another site )
I wanna see that talking turtle instead of Mitch, every time we have to hear his voice.
YES!! And I want to see the golf-playing toddler again if we ever have to hear Trump.
@@resaboutb.9566 buzxi hom
Wow that suit looks amazing. Very crisp. Perfect red in the tie, great contrast to the grey.
It's pretty useless to acquit Donnie and then give him a tongue lashing... it still looks like kissing his feet...
Yuuuuup true
...while unsheathing the poisoned dagger
Biden just said minorities don't know how to use the internet.
@@edricaldones9639 right poison hahaha
@@tlome8033 I heard that too I was there!!! ☝️
Oh Jimmy, I love you, you are so funny, thank you for making our lives better, every time I feel down, all I have to do is watch your TH-cam videos and you make me laugh and immediately feel better 😘
JIMMY is comedy GOLD!
The Golf Course he would never let them join!
My sister is in Heaven right now, laughing her angelic butt off at all the idiot "Karens" in the world right now. Yes, her name is Karen. And no, she was never one of those "Karens". Sis, I love you.
😥😥😥❤❤❤
Not every Karens a bad Karen. Love to all the cool Karens out there.
May she RIP 🙏
I'm sorry for your loss. I'm not American but I wonder for a while now why are Trump followers called Karen's?
❤
In my 20's I would be out and about in the nightclub, now I find myself looking forward to Jimmy Kimmels monologue before bed... Oh how times have changed 🤷🏾♂️
I'm with you!!!
Me too!
Me tooo!! 😆😆😆
I used to set the vcr to program shows for an elderly technophobic neighbor. He wanted me to record just the intro monologue for some late night show, maybe the one with Jay Leno. He liked to watch it in the morning.
Jimmy is such a family man. Talks about his mom, call the aunt. So cute!
jimmy and his team are laugh-out-loud funny. thanks for the morning giggles.
**laughs** Aunt Chippy is on to your little games! That was great.
The american government have zero ability to advise other countries on governance any more...
yeah, that was a jerk move!
One of the reasons Americans lost the leadership mantle was carrying on like the rules and fairplay applied to others but never themselves.
That was lost with Nixon and Kissenger.
I loved that call to your aunt!!! When she caught on, was the funniest s*** ever! She had me crying laughing, but you must do that to family often...lmao!
It was funny albeit staged. I mean the camera is a dead giveaway. But still funny.
Mara - lardo😂🤣😂🤣😂..........love it Jimmy !
"We didn't send him there to do the right thing." Sums up the GOP
Melania was sure smiling when Prime Minister Justin Trudeau kissed her.
A genuine smile kind of gave it away. And no sociopathic scowl afterwards 😆
Would you kiss an orange buffoon who kisses women "automatically" without control as he confessed on the all access tape?
I would hope that Justin had better taste than that
Imagine being kissed by Donald Trump like being licked by ooze of infection
@@appletile2887 Eww. Imagine having to do it for $130,000. And then Tell people about it. Poor girl.
"On his way to the golf course that he would never let them join".... burn !!
My dad brought me flowers...he does it every years for all his girls.
Lovely Dad
Aww
That's so sweet. You're very lucky to have your dad.
That's so sweet. You're very lucky to have your dad.
Go Dad!
Your Aunt is hilarious!! And your Mom is so sweet to send money on Valentine’s Day!😍
“Jimmy, is that you, ya bastahd?”
“Thanks for calling-I love you.”
Trumps adult children + Eric know by now from daddy’s litigious past that, “not guilty” is the equivalent of, “I got away with it.”
Oh, that’s awesome 👏🏻!
The defence. Great.
ABSULUTELY HOPEFULLY Those days r over.Donald Trump is worst President in History. FINALLY Trumps the better than anybody else at being to WORST.
"Adult children... +Eric" 😂👏👏👏
Thank you. I seriously needed that laugh!
Criminal Trump has divided the great Republican Party and perhaps he will destroy the Republican Party too in order to transform it in a cruel Trump-party with later on criminal Trump as a cruel dictator.
Hilarious prank call. She was the best part haha
Castor is the one who said the law can prosecute him after this hearing hey 🙄 I would never want him defending me if I was in trouble.
On the bright side, we can now give him jail time if his track record of over 60 lost cases continues
A pair of chimps could have defended Trump and the result would be the same.
@@MrDeathpilot sadly true. But I still wanted a full fact record. Which we didn't get.
@@Weirdream.s let's hope it's a felony. Felons can't vote. Still, he got the bloody victory lap!
That “Conservative Party” ad. If only campaign ads were that honest!
I Love, Love, Love your Aunt❣️❣️❣️
She’s the greatest 💗😘
Mitch McTurtle!
Hmm. That could be a new McDonald's item.
Old-Aged Mutant Mitch McConnell
V0
that was funny...
Anyone else feel sorry for the poor animal, being linked to such a dour salmonella-ridden jerk?
I'm sitting here hoping the turtle was able to right itself.🐢 And I'm from Kentucky so I know the turtle he was portraying will never right himself. Too damn corrupt.
I like the analogy
Please, please kentuckians, vote him ( *AND* rand paul) out of the senate, please! I have a running boycot on bourbon (since the best stuff is made in kentucky) because of these craven slimeballs that keep getting re elected. (I miss my maker's mark) Oh, and besides I want them out because they don't deserve to serve ANYwhere in government.
I wish I had an Aunt Chippy!
😂♥️her! Bless her heart! 🤣LMAO! Of course you’d have to have a killer sense of humor being Jimmy’s Moms!!! Awesome!
Hello from Chicago!!!!
The turtle depicting
I have a lot of respect for Adam Kinzinger....he is staying true to his principles, morals and himself!!!!
The turtle depicting MCCONNELL is hilarious....I can't stop laughing and replay it for more laughs. Thank you for the ONGOING wonderful laughter!!!
"the tortoise vs. the thin, yellow hair"
😂😂😂😂
Perfect!! Love this man 💙
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
Thank you Kimmel for making it easier on all of us hopefully one day we're going to forget about those four years of stupidity
The prank call at the end had me in tears. Thank you for the laughs.
I died when they made the turtle talk in Mitch's voice. 6:27 🤣😭☠🐢💚😏🧜🏾♂️
Mar a Lardo 😂
Can we get a super cut of all of these?
I'm pretty sure they already made one
I was hoping we wouldn’t have to hear about Trump anymore
I would find a new dream
He always finds a way to make himself the topic of conversation. Unfortunately, people seem to equate celebrity with positive attributes like competence and worthiness.
He is going to be faces court cases for a long time to come, and news will report heavily on all of it because Trump gets them ratings.
That's Republican "leadership" for you. (It sucks)
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That's BAD republican leadership for you!
The good ones voted to impeach him!
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Like a vacuum attachment.. with a cat toy stuck in the hose. Or an actual cat.
Each day I wonder what on Earth happened to the Republican Party. Every time I don't know!
Your content is the first thing I watch when I get to work. It's the one thing that gets me smiling at 6:30A!
great show jimmy tanks for keeping us laughing your a great guy
From now on, every time Mitch McConnell speaks, replace his image with a turtle 🐢 or tortoise 🐢.
@dma69nyc How are you doing today? I hope you’re doing good
The chairman of the Warshington County Pennsylvania Republican Party states “WE didn’t send Toomey to Warshington to vote his conscience! We sent him there to, when on the horns of the dilemma, to call me first and ask me what I would do and then do exactly that!!!!!!!!
Sad.
McConnell's stunt should be punishable somehow.
Yeah, and Trump is going to prison too.
The only people in a position to punish him are the voters in his home state.
I’m still stunned how brazen this guy is. He pushes the vote back, then votes to acquit because voting happened after Donny was out of the office. 🤷🏻♀️
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That's like being stunned that farts smell bad. This isn't the most brazen thing he has done. He is the reptile he is.
@@pdoylemi then what does that say about the people of Kentucky?
I just love Aunt Chippy. Even when Jimmy irritates and pisses her off, she still says I love you. :)
I don't get how they don't understand they're on the wrong side of history when they literally talk like bad guys.