McConnell Gives Blistering Speech Condemning Trump After Acquitting Him

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  • Jimmy talks about celebrating Valentine’s Day, his mom’s strange gift, Mardi Gras celebrations being cancelled because of last year’s festivities turning into a superspreader event, Trump driving around Palm Beach to give his fans a wave in celebration of his un-impeachment, the dream team of lawyers he put together to represent him at the trial, Mitch McConnell denouncing Trump moments after voting to acquit him, Mitch and Trump trading barbs after the vote, seven Republican Senators voting to convict, Joe Biden spending the weekend playing Mario Cart with his granddaughter at Camp David, the majority of Americans saying Trump shouldn’t be allowed to hold office again, and in honor of “Random Acts of Kindness” week, Jimmy prank calls his Aunt Chippy about her COVID vaccination appointment.
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  • @walterude6323
    @walterude6323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "We didn't send him there to do the right thing"???? WOW! Just Wow.

  • @ge2623
    @ge2623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Wow It's ALMOST like their hypocritical sociopaths. Don't forget: Get out there and vote!

    • @lisashrestha5023
      @lisashrestha5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They are (they’re) hypocritical sociopaths! Agree with you!

    • @iamanidiotbut5523
      @iamanidiotbut5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You can’t be a republican these days without being a sociopath or an idiot

    • @jacintarooke7142
      @jacintarooke7142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahah cousin Karen 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MartinRodriguez10114
      @MartinRodriguez10114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iamanidiotbut5523 I lean more towards the left but both sides are just awful.

    • @CRAPO2011
      @CRAPO2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought i could just mail in and vote

  • @witchypoorose5196
    @witchypoorose5196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "Jimmy is this you, ya little bastad?!"
    She's ADORABLE! 😆😂

    • @victoriavinson8401
      @victoriavinson8401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You wanna push something? Go on the subway!! LMAO

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@victoriavinson8401 😆

    • @maddii34u
      @maddii34u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg, she's funny! 😂😂

    • @hanapackard-haas5374
      @hanapackard-haas5374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is not enough of aunt Chippy on the show... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marilynanderson307
      @marilynanderson307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love Jimmy! What a prankster...Aunt Chippy is phenom “don’t push anything”, listening so intently🤣🤣🤣

  • @7thMack
    @7thMack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Aunt Concetta is as sharp as a tack! “Is that you Jimmy, ya little bastard?” 😆

    • @lyndaweister9984
      @lyndaweister9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      L💗VED Her! 😂😂

    • @susanjohn826
      @susanjohn826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂🤣

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @L M - That was mean to his poor Aunt!

    • @7thMack
      @7thMack 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MossyMozart wtf are you talking about?

    • @7thMack
      @7thMack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MossyMozart dude, she loved every second of it.

  • @kublakhan1334
    @kublakhan1334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “ We didn’t send him there to do the right thing. “. Kinda says it all right there Republicans , right ?

    • @willemvandeursen3105
      @willemvandeursen3105 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kubla Kahn,
      That wouldn't be such a great defense in the court room. But hey, didn't Trump exchange all Dem judges for Republican ones? And they all refuse to retire before their centenary.

    • @robertmichalscheck3072
      @robertmichalscheck3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For sure.

  • @Panda_Roll
    @Panda_Roll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Jimmy's Aunt is adorable!
    After yelling at him for the prank call she says "thanks for calling" SO CUTE!

  • @feebeedoc78
    @feebeedoc78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    I can’t believe how brazenly corrupt that republican official was - “we didn’t send him there to do the right thing”. WT actual F?!

    • @san_diegan69diegan27
      @san_diegan69diegan27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do you believe Biden is not corrupt?

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@san_diegan69diegan27
      No

    • @martijn3151
      @martijn3151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@san_diegan69diegan27 the topic isn’t Biden. The topic is this republican official. Stop whatabouting.

    • @Vigilant69
      @Vigilant69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@san_diegan69diegan27 Biden is the lesser evil.
      Get rid of the greater evil first.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Vigilant69
      And by _lesser evil_ I think mean _saintly angel_ by comparison.

  • @emeraldfox76
    @emeraldfox76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    As a southwest PA native, I was actually impressed with Pat Toomey... he voted the way I and a lot of people around here feel, so that party chair can suck it. xD

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he voted with 58% of americans. He did the right thing. Which, apparently, is now the wrong thing to be doing. *sigh*

    • @CRAPO2011
      @CRAPO2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Toomey stood up

    • @axxxingforanswers4648
      @axxxingforanswers4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here in NW PA. The right thing. what a concept. What do these people teach thier children I wonder?

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, Toomey voted guilty but he hasn't got anything to lose--he's retiring. I would have been more impressed had he stayed on to receive the wrath of the GOP, like some others....

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, as that guy said, he voted with his conscience and apparently that’s not what the Republican Party wants, but obviously that’s what people of PA want.

  • @patrickjenkins6383
    @patrickjenkins6383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The call to his aunt was 'BEYOND PRECIOUS.' She's funny AND feisty. Hopefully, she'll live a long time. 💙😎

  • @ThePinkBinks
    @ThePinkBinks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    A turtle flipping back and forth definitely symbolises Mitch McConnell.

  • @KirstiStephenson
    @KirstiStephenson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I literally started watching Jimmy Kimmel because of Aunt Chippy! She makes me Cry Laughing Evertime! I Love Her!!!!!🤣

  • @gilesluver
    @gilesluver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    "We didn't send him there to do the right thing..." these are the same people who claim Democrats are immoral. And they talk like this...

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Freudian slip. ;-D

    • @gladtravis
      @gladtravis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@katiehettinger7857 , it wasn't a Freudian slip. He knew exactly what he was saying. The fuller quote is, "We did not send [Toomey] there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to do the right thing or whatever he said he was doing."
      On his podcast BEFORE the Senate voted, Cruz mentioned that he told Trump's lawyers just not to screw up because there were only 5-6 Republican votes to convict Trump. Cruz was a juror (as was Mike Lee) who met with Trump's lawyers. When does a juror meet a defendant's lawyer in any other case? 4 years of zero consequences means all Republicans can be brazen about their corrupt intentions.

    • @sherrywong5970
      @sherrywong5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@katiehettinger7857 lol I agree it probably was less of a Freudian slip than shamelessly and fearlessly just saying what he believes as these corrupt republicans are getting away with saying and doing anything these days. He didn't walk back on what he was saying rather instead he emphasized it twice by saying "we didn't send him there to vote his conscience" + "we did not send him there to do the right thing" I think this can very much be categorized as brazen honesty.

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@katiehettinger7857 OMG, a slip? ...Freudian or otherwise, who cares what he wears under his slinky dresses?! ;-]

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@almond765 Really?! Do tell... Remind us again which of the many sins they're supposed to be committing this week?
      It's good to keep up on such things... If only to assess how crazy one's opponent is.

  • @PBthesquirrel
    @PBthesquirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My mom's Valentine's Day gift to me was coming to my house to help clean up the house real nice to surprise my hubby at the end of work. Thanks mom!

    • @iksigrek5084
      @iksigrek5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was dirty then?

    • @alj301
      @alj301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aww!! You're mom is the best!

    • @ro33west
      @ro33west 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump should

    • @vanhughes
      @vanhughes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greatest Mom

    • @vanhughes
      @vanhughes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iksigrek5084 all homes get dusty and may require a special cleaning for special events.
      Dusting , ceiling fans, windows and window sills, boarders, light switches, walls, laundry 🧺/linen, window coverings, shower curtains tops of cabinets and fridge. Behind the stove fridge and washing machines. And then there may be a storage area/ garage/attic closets reorganized. Etc.

  • @nnannakalu9423
    @nnannakalu9423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Jimmy, is that you, ya little bastard!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The question is: "WHICH MITCH?" are you gonna believe? The one on his belly, or the one on his back?

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "We send representatives to represent our interests, not to do the right thing" basically sums up everything you needed to know about the GOP.

    • @ro33west
      @ro33west 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They are from the demon past

    • @gilesluver
      @gilesluver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But the Dems are the "Devil's Army". These sanctimonious hypocrites.

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gilesluver
      Seems like you have a dilemma in your country. 😎

    • @sherrywong5970
      @sherrywong5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @GamePapa 🎯💯 Bingo

    • @billbradley4878
      @billbradley4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is how representative government works, if you were taught anything else your teacher was giving you the hero narrative version of democracy where it overcomes evil, that is not always accurate to reality.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    If you lose the respect of Lou Dobbs, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingram, et al... you're finally doing something right.

    • @ro33west
      @ro33west 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lou dobbs is weird as heck

    • @jackiewika6694
      @jackiewika6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I never had respect for them.

    • @bowerbird7463
      @bowerbird7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, you’re finally using you’re brain...

    • @jennifern1956
      @jennifern1956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! You’re absolutely doing something right

  • @ismailcassoo
    @ismailcassoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The american government have zero ability to advise other countries on governance any more...

    • @Herowebcomics
      @Herowebcomics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, that was a jerk move!

    • @theallseeingeye9388
      @theallseeingeye9388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of the reasons Americans lost the leadership mantle was carrying on like the rules and fairplay applied to others but never themselves.

    • @aaropajari7058
      @aaropajari7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was lost with Nixon and Kissenger.

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Dour, sullen, and unsmiling" describes Trump pretty well, too! His smiles are few and far between, and he is prone to pouting.

  • @bahiyyah69
    @bahiyyah69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Auntie was the best!! I would have also said, "don't change anything." The doctor's offices will make changes, then swear they didn't. lolol

  • @DesertEagleV
    @DesertEagleV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "I voted to acquitting trump."
    "He's guilty of whatever I just acquitted him."

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Trump 4ever 🥰

    • @Levi-rc8kh
      @Levi-rc8kh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@tuyenle8107 Lol good joke.

    • @BonahPerson
      @BonahPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Levi-rc8kh its not a joke
      he is saying TRUE facts straight into you democratic *FACE*

    • @HermitinParadise
      @HermitinParadise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I’m just glad there is a long line of people that are going to take turns at bringing him, and all the violent Trumpers to justice. Good and restful nights are a thing of the past to all of you

    • @quirkyquips9915
      @quirkyquips9915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@BonahPerson Dude..THOUSANDS LEFT GOP. And that's why your mythomaniac leader LOST. Maybe you can chat with him in prison.

  • @theflamefistgod1705
    @theflamefistgod1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    So let me get this straight: McConnell explains why trump is guilty, then turns around and votes not guilty? Unbelievable 🤦‍♂️

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Other way around but point taken

    • @beverleyreid7572
      @beverleyreid7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s actually believable

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's even worse. First he delays the trial until Trump left the office and then says because Trump left the office he can't do anything about it.

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FriedrichHerschel Surprise surprise surprise, a typical Republi-crit - who knew?

    • @billbradley4878
      @billbradley4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you understood how representative government works you would find it much easier to believe.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Guillermo and his mother have exchanged the same 100 dollar bill so many times now Ben Franklin lost his face.

  • @tenkloosterherman
    @tenkloosterherman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Best president ever". Compared to who? Caligula?

  • @vaharan92
    @vaharan92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jimmy is going to hell for all the times he’s messed with Aunt Chippy, and we’re all going with him for laughing so much over the years

  • @tybott167
    @tybott167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Hello and good evening to all Jimmy Kimmel fans! 💙

    • @edricaldones9639
      @edricaldones9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good morning!

    • @renate8059
      @renate8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And hello to you also good person.🙂🙂🙂

    • @bettysmith4641
      @bettysmith4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good morning 🌞

  • @adityanarayan9620
    @adityanarayan9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Mitch McConnel is a bloody joke!!!

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His hands are certainly bloody. I mean it, he looks like he needs medical help.

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His the devils own period...

    • @Dan-nt2yb
      @Dan-nt2yb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just figured that out did ya?

  • @crittaable
    @crittaable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "Jimmy is this u, u little bastard?!"
    Want that on a shirt!

  • @nnannakalu9423
    @nnannakalu9423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "We didn't send him there to 'do the right thing'..."
    This is both hilarious and pitiful.

    • @EmEm78
      @EmEm78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They don't even try to hide it

    • @nnannakalu9423
      @nnannakalu9423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmEm78 They certainly don't.

  • @codytsmith5678
    @codytsmith5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Aunt Concetta, She is the real deal. "Don't push nothing at all, You want to push go to the Subway and push"😂😂😂

  • @vanhughes
    @vanhughes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    “On his way to the golf course he’ll never let them join” lol 😝 😂 😂 😂 😆

    • @hrhtreeoflife4815
      @hrhtreeoflife4815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That assumes I know how to ⛳ golf.
      But who's keeping score?

    • @brandoncamper2420
      @brandoncamper2420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hrhtreeoflife4815 LOL. HE SAID HIS SUPPORTERS LOOKED LOW CLASS! 🤣😂. AND THAT WAS BEFORE HE KNEW THEY WERE SMEARING DOOKIE.

    • @Chris_Diggity
      @Chris_Diggity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he SUCKS at it

  • @johnl9135
    @johnl9135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    LMFAO " We are not send them there to serve and protect our country or do the RIGHT THING". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peachesncreamy9653
    @peachesncreamy9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love his aunt. Don't push it back don't push it up. If you want to push something go on the subway. 🤣🤣

  • @duvessa2003
    @duvessa2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I’m Sure Trump himself was responsible for the “Trump Best President Ever” banner.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd be honored if some fellow citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @alexandermolina3990
      @alexandermolina3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Trump paid for it, you know how He is

    • @magellanmax
      @magellanmax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't doubt it for a second he paid for it, a he's a narcissist prick enough to do it.

    • @robtk3
      @robtk3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alexandermolina3990 I wouldn't be surprised if he was responsible for it but there's no fu@king way he PAID for it.

    • @tenkloosterherman
      @tenkloosterherman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah. He made Eric pay for it. Donnie never pays for something, not even his lawyers.

  • @MyWorld-xw6ic
    @MyWorld-xw6ic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    QOTD: “We send representatives to represent our interests, not ‘Do the right thing’”. Epitome of the GOP!

    • @robertmichalscheck3072
      @robertmichalscheck3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kareem O’Weet what part of what she said did you not understand ?you brainiac,it was an intelligent statement,something you will never comprehend.

    • @robertmichalscheck3072
      @robertmichalscheck3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kareem O’Weet well sounds like things are good for ya,but if your supporter of QAnon and maga then I gotta question your intelligence.

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kareem O’Weet MOOT point

  • @timothylampel815
    @timothylampel815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    8:15 that’s where he is wrong. He wasn’t voting for a bill. This was court. He was to vote his conscience. He was to do the right thing. Voting for what your constituents want goes out the window. You took an oath in that trial to be a fair juror and non partisan. Someone should explain this to that old clown. But I’ll be the first to say the only reason why Toomey grew a spine to impeach was because he’s retiring.

    • @billbradley4878
      @billbradley4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When the founders designated Senators impartial jurors they were appointed, when we opened them up to elections we removed their ability to realistically be impartial. There is literally no punishment for ignoring their oath, and there was a very real potential punishment of being primaried out of their seat if they upheld their vote. And it is not a court, we call it a trial but it has nothing in common with a court trial, it is a congressional procedure despite the label we put on it. Only a child huffs about an oath that is unenforceable. If a doctor violates their oath they lose their medical license, if a soldier violates their oath they get discharged, if a senator ignores their oath their voters re-elect them. If you dont see the difference you should take a course on how representative government works.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These people obviously very, very proud to be very, very bad at thier jobs.

    • @michaelmccoy1794
      @michaelmccoy1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billbradley4878 "only a child huffs about an oath that is unenforceable"...WTF are you talking about? Spare us the rerarded riddles, Goebbels.

    • @charlesbyers7668
      @charlesbyers7668 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Only a child huffs about an oath that is unenforceable."
      So Toomey should have ignored his oath because it was unenforceable? Sorry, but I prefer leaders who keep their promises even when they can get away with breaking them.

  • @sammyt3514
    @sammyt3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Everyone needs an aunt Chippy in their lives.

  • @user-xt6dd5vw8q
    @user-xt6dd5vw8q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Let’s make son of a mitch a thing. Let’s make that his legacy.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm in. ;-D

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He'd like that, I'm sure. Last year at his own debate, as his opponent listed all the awful things he has done, he just kept chuckling at the memories.

    • @reptilian2998
      @reptilian2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m down

    • @doneestoner9945
      @doneestoner9945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Moscow Mitch

    • @in_ur_moms_house
      @in_ur_moms_house 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm down but at the same time feel bad because although he has no sons his daughters are actually progressive activists.

  • @raystanczak4277
    @raystanczak4277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Jimmy, is that you, ya bastahd?”
    “Thanks for calling-I love you.”

  • @philipclayberg4928
    @philipclayberg4928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "The Conservative Party: Everything's going to be all white."

    • @acricucci9760
      @acricucci9760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truer words were never spoken.

    • @targetida3999
      @targetida3999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kareem O’Weet Are you in denial?

    • @targetida3999
      @targetida3999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kareem O’Weet Whiter than porcelain. The conservative party is directly connected with people who are on the wrong side of history.

  • @sunnydaysatl
    @sunnydaysatl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    My dad brought me flowers...he does it every years for all his girls.

  • @krissya.d.9120
    @krissya.d.9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jimmy I love your aunt Concetta. She is lovely.
    And your pranks, how you make me laugh 😂😂😂😂 Thank you

  • @d8bn
    @d8bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Aunt Chippy: "You wanna push, go on a subway and push".
    LOL
    Miss seeing aunt Chippy, love her!

  • @muuuuuud
    @muuuuuud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't get how they don't understand they're on the wrong side of history when they literally talk like bad guys.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    _"We hate it when people burn the flag, but we love charring it with a big, flaming 'Q'.”_ (11:04)

    • @ehenry4282
      @ehenry4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When you lose half of your IQ.
      All you are left with is Q.
      (Saw this on another site )

  • @52ponybike
    @52ponybike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jimmy, man you're relentless at pranking the poor woman. THANK YOU!!!

  • @lj7805
    @lj7805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    In my 20's I would be out and about in the nightclub, now I find myself looking forward to Jimmy Kimmels monologue before bed... Oh how times have changed 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @melissalugo7553
      @melissalugo7553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm with you!!!

    • @carriefox1146
      @carriefox1146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too!

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me tooo!! 😆😆😆

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to set the vcr to program shows for an elderly technophobic neighbor. He wanted me to record just the intro monologue for some late night show, maybe the one with Jay Leno. He liked to watch it in the morning.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Turtle Mitch is a completely terrible person

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No one like him now, he votes to acquit and so pisses off the people who want justice and says trump could still be charged so pisses off the trump supporters

    • @crocshock911
      @crocshock911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Master of the Catch-22

    • @aaronshi721
      @aaronshi721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DeMocRacyDeFeaTeD TrUmPiSmFaScisMReagan created a character archetype that note hides behind every Republican that doesn't have bush in their name.

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If God gave you what He gave Mitch to work with , wouldn't you be furious? I think most Republicans are unattractive and stupid on top of it. The ones who are just ugly go about venting their rage on the more attractive and intelligent Democrats. The emotion is ENVY. Republican go about in a constant state of envy.

    • @leslieoconnor4111
      @leslieoconnor4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God Is Protecting You All

  • @heliosmou
    @heliosmou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Karen’s handwriting says everything you need to about her.

  • @leelewis926
    @leelewis926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved you Aunt, Jimmy! Tell her she was a good sport and a regular HOOT! .

    • @lydiaanderson1747
      @lydiaanderson1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lee Lewis How are you doing today? I hope you’re doing good

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    It's pretty useless to acquit Donnie and then give him a tongue lashing... it still looks like kissing his feet...

  • @kt9166
    @kt9166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    My sister is in Heaven right now, laughing her angelic butt off at all the idiot "Karens" in the world right now. Yes, her name is Karen. And no, she was never one of those "Karens". Sis, I love you.

    • @jocelynjohnston8257
      @jocelynjohnston8257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😥😥😥❤❤❤

    • @NKDuisburg02
      @NKDuisburg02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not every Karens a bad Karen. Love to all the cool Karens out there.

    • @nadir1378
      @nadir1378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      May she RIP 🙏

    • @roden70
      @roden70 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry for your loss. I'm not American but I wonder for a while now why are Trump followers called Karen's?

    • @pamelaq6185
      @pamelaq6185 3 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @ginogallegos
    @ginogallegos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “We didn’t send to do the right thing.” 😂 lol .... that was the phrase of the day for me.

    • @Marie-pw8dl
      @Marie-pw8dl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is d phrase if Trumplicans!

  • @oldcountryman2795
    @oldcountryman2795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Not only should Donald Trump “not be allowed to hold office”, he shouldn’t be allowed out of a jail cell.

    • @iehvad5891
      @iehvad5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @NWO Approved if it's publicly available and no one cares it can't either be that bad at all. anyway it can't be as bad as what the former guy and his family and other accomplices did

    • @karencarpenter5845
      @karencarpenter5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a white padded room to be studied for the most severe case of narcissism sociopathic tendencies case ever seen.

  • @johnoehrlein3003
    @johnoehrlein3003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's no longer in LIMBAUGH. He's currently in RUSH Hour on the Highway to Hell !!!!

    • @lydiaanderson1747
      @lydiaanderson1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John Oehrlein How are you doing today? I hope you’re doing good

    • @michaelvigh926
      @michaelvigh926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny. Get on Jimmys show! Your a hit! So funny. Like Biden.

  • @phillysingertoni6376
    @phillysingertoni6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Golf Course he would never let them join!

  • @MonkyDollqueen
    @MonkyDollqueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Don't cry because they left. Smile because they gave you an opportunity to find someone better.

  • @deborahcornell171
    @deborahcornell171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm sitting here hoping the turtle was able to right itself.🐢 And I'm from Kentucky so I know the turtle he was portraying will never right himself. Too damn corrupt.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like the analogy

    • @michaelmccoy1794
      @michaelmccoy1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please, please kentuckians, vote him ( *AND* rand paul) out of the senate, please! I have a running boycot on bourbon (since the best stuff is made in kentucky) because of these craven slimeballs that keep getting re elected. (I miss my maker's mark) Oh, and besides I want them out because they don't deserve to serve ANYwhere in government.

  • @decruzyserao6994
    @decruzyserao6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG his Aunt Concetta is hilarious🤣!! She would fit in perfectly with my mom & her sisters😆

  • @tinaa2609
    @tinaa2609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    JIMMY is comedy GOLD!

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow that suit looks amazing. Very crisp. Perfect red in the tie, great contrast to the grey.

  • @SnowWalker1
    @SnowWalker1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Melania was sure smiling when Prime Minister Justin Trudeau kissed her.

    • @kab2599
      @kab2599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A genuine smile kind of gave it away. And no sociopathic scowl afterwards 😆

    • @judechima4047
      @judechima4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Would you kiss an orange buffoon who kisses women "automatically" without control as he confessed on the all access tape?

    • @robertray1344
      @robertray1344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would hope that Justin had better taste than that

    • @appletile2887
      @appletile2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Imagine being kissed by Donald Trump like being licked by ooze of infection

    • @robertray1344
      @robertray1344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@appletile2887 Eww. Imagine having to do it for $130,000. And then Tell people about it. Poor girl.

  • @resaboutb.9566
    @resaboutb.9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Karen misspelled "principles." And your Aunt Chippy (is it? ... Conchetta) is HILARIOUS! I want to be just like her when I'm her age, which is right around the corner, Gosh bless us both.

  • @ceegabe1555
    @ceegabe1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Not do the right thing?" How far down can one fall. Should our children be taught this nonsense? Heaven help parents when their children ditch them when they get older-just because...

  • @hks2377
    @hks2377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That “Conservative Party” ad. If only campaign ads were that honest!

  • @dma69nyc
    @dma69nyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    From now on, every time Mitch McConnell speaks, replace his image with a turtle 🐢 or tortoise 🐢.

    • @lydiaanderson1747
      @lydiaanderson1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @dma69nyc How are you doing today? I hope you’re doing good

  • @supersaiyansalamence
    @supersaiyansalamence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was hoping we wouldn’t have to hear about Trump anymore

    • @lcb3129
      @lcb3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would find a new dream

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He always finds a way to make himself the topic of conversation. Unfortunately, people seem to equate celebrity with positive attributes like competence and worthiness.

    • @billbradley4878
      @billbradley4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is going to be faces court cases for a long time to come, and news will report heavily on all of it because Trump gets them ratings.

  • @bunnyzszs
    @bunnyzszs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Lol that look on guirellmo's face when Jimmy asked if his wife got him anything! Hahaha

  • @michsza1978
    @michsza1978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    we didn't send him to vote with his conscience or to do the right thing...wow

  • @chigal7778
    @chigal7778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello from Chicago!!!!
    The turtle depicting
    I have a lot of respect for Adam Kinzinger....he is staying true to his principles, morals and himself!!!!
    The turtle depicting MCCONNELL is hilarious....I can't stop laughing and replay it for more laughs. Thank you for the ONGOING wonderful laughter!!!

  • @storm8_263
    @storm8_263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    “If you want to start a party Donald Trump wont’t join just call it Eric’s birthday party”
    I spit out my food omg that was so good😂😂

    • @BonahPerson
      @BonahPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      disIike my video
      thanks!

    • @biancajade728
      @biancajade728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nicolaw5940
      @nicolaw5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Past tense of to spit is spat. ‘I spat out my food’

    • @francisschreurs539
      @francisschreurs539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Criminal Trump has divided the great Republican Party and perhaps he will destroy the Republican Party too in order to transform it in a cruel Trump-party with later on criminal Trump as a cruel dictator.

    • @siulrivera3179
      @siulrivera3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicolaw5940 You spat on you food too ? What are the chances of that

  • @AARONANCE
    @AARONANCE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I wanna see that talking turtle instead of Mitch, every time we have to hear his voice.

    • @resaboutb.9566
      @resaboutb.9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES!! And I want to see the golf-playing toddler again if we ever have to hear Trump.

    • @peytonmarceaux8788
      @peytonmarceaux8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@resaboutb.9566 buzxi hom

  • @patrickhughes288
    @patrickhughes288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Bruce castor looked completely lost during his speech.

    • @leakennedy2011
      @leakennedy2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well Trump didn't waste money ( that he laundered ) on lawyers...bc he wasn't gonna get convicted. Cheap thrills are all Donnie has.

    • @joshua-tv1ys
      @joshua-tv1ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Castor troy

  • @someonefamous8671
    @someonefamous8671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "We didn't send him there to do the right thing." Sums up the GOP

  • @annkys9441
    @annkys9441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jimmy is such a family man. Talks about his mom, call the aunt. So cute!

  • @edricaldones9639
    @edricaldones9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Excellent! Thanks for making us laugh.

  • @marcello234
    @marcello234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "On his way to the golf course that he would never let them join".... burn !!

  • @DeAnoJackson
    @DeAnoJackson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    **laughs** Aunt Chippy is on to your little games! That was great.

  • @dia9491
    @dia9491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's a lady who loves her family. I love all those pictures on the fridge.

  • @shahana_style
    @shahana_style 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Jimmy, is that you?!"

  • @LD86
    @LD86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    For Canadians, winter is always coming. Welcome to our world! lol

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The last cold weather like this in Texas was recorded in 1982. Our mistake was initially calling it global warming, rather than climate change. You only get to make a first impression once. Oh well. ;-D

    • @RydiaLS83
      @RydiaLS83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      north east of the USA. we been in that world forever with you guys. Yeah it can get very cold here as well. lol but last time in my state, where I live New Jersey, got hit with winter storms back to back like this. was about 1996. To be Honest. We weren't shock to see it happen again. we knew we're due for Bad Winter. lol

  • @mathematician237
    @mathematician237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Has anybody found any of McConnell’s horcruxes yet?

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love the salt.

    • @Sherirose1
      @Sherirose1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mitch McConnell is one of the horcruxes- the ring, Lindsey is Nagin

    • @locomoco8138
      @locomoco8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

    • @ikew6991
      @ikew6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One im sure is his wifes strap on

    • @Sherirose1
      @Sherirose1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Maelström 🤭 a potter head you are 👌

  • @lauriejones4507
    @lauriejones4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Donald Trump hired a plane with a message..."

    • @amapolaoxytocin1432
      @amapolaoxytocin1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha True!! I wouldn't put it past him hahaha ....onnn the other hand,
      If he would've paid for that msg plane, it would've been 28 planes long and VERY Misspelled 🤣
      So I'm not sure What to believe anymore lmao

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know right ? He must have ask or suggested it to one of his supporters. The trumpt cult .

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ....or Eric 😁

    • @MsM1975
      @MsM1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cellpat7392 I believe Mike is back on the stuff(crack)

    • @susanteeter5618
      @susanteeter5618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

  • @abbynormal8608
    @abbynormal8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the first year in 58 years I have not received a pink rose from my father on Valentine’s Day. It would’ve been my parents 64th anniversary. He died on October 10. Is the first year in 64 years that she has not received a dozen roses, even when he was in Vietnam.

    • @oldmanfromoc7684
      @oldmanfromoc7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      God bless your kind father, l still give my ex wife flowers! Vietnam was hell, not being with your love of your life is worse!

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:19 that "with any luck we'll adopt a system that listens to what the majority of Americans want" joke was underappreciated

  • @quinnsouthall6633
    @quinnsouthall6633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    SON OF A MITCH
    That title got me 🤣

  • @sharbear4248
    @sharbear4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Trumps adult children + Eric know by now from daddy’s litigious past that, “not guilty” is the equivalent of, “I got away with it.”

    • @jacobaccurso3788
      @jacobaccurso3788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh, that’s awesome 👏🏻!

    • @absolutely1337
      @absolutely1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The defence. Great.

    • @aleisaetheridge8682
      @aleisaetheridge8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ABSULUTELY HOPEFULLY Those days r over.Donald Trump is worst President in History. FINALLY Trumps the better than anybody else at being to WORST.

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Adult children... +Eric" 😂👏👏👏
      Thank you. I seriously needed that laugh!

    • @francisschreurs539
      @francisschreurs539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Criminal Trump has divided the great Republican Party and perhaps he will destroy the Republican Party too in order to transform it in a cruel Trump-party with later on criminal Trump as a cruel dictator.

  • @Jan_YTview
    @Jan_YTview 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Castor is the one who said the law can prosecute him after this hearing hey 🙄 I would never want him defending me if I was in trouble.

    • @Weirdream.s
      @Weirdream.s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On the bright side, we can now give him jail time if his track record of over 60 lost cases continues

    • @MrDeathpilot
      @MrDeathpilot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A pair of chimps could have defended Trump and the result would be the same.

    • @gilesluver
      @gilesluver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrDeathpilot sadly true. But I still wanted a full fact record. Which we didn't get.

    • @gilesluver
      @gilesluver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Weirdream.s let's hope it's a felony. Felons can't vote. Still, he got the bloody victory lap!

  • @aaronleverton4221
    @aaronleverton4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "...the golf course he'd never let them join."
    And they're too self-absorbed to understand that basic truth.

  • @korinemlbernard3256
    @korinemlbernard3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's official Jimmy got upstaged by his sassy auntie Concheta 😂😂😂 Mama don't take no mess!!! Loved her spunk ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍🏾🇨🇦

  • @lauriesmith589
    @lauriesmith589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My Dad Slipped Me Money Behind my Moms Back My Whole Childhood....Every Time I Visited, Every Time I moved & Every Birthday, Job Promotion & Holiday Until He Passed Away in 1992.....My Mom Was the Cheapskate Who Never Knew‼️ God I Miss My Pops‼️

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

    • @jcesarbtorres6006
      @jcesarbtorres6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you Kimmel for making it easier on all of us hopefully one day we're going to forget about those four years of stupidity

  • @eileenthompson8825
    @eileenthompson8825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Perfect!! Love this man 💙

  • @natalieharless1715
    @natalieharless1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tortoise cracked me UP!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

  • @robertahubert9155
    @robertahubert9155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That guy that said We didn’t send him there to do THE RIGHT THING!! Man I can’t stop laughing

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    McConnell's stunt should be punishable somehow.

    • @J_Braz_
      @J_Braz_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, and Trump is going to prison too.

    • @billbradley4878
      @billbradley4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only people in a position to punish him are the voters in his home state.

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m still stunned how brazen this guy is. He pushes the vote back, then votes to acquit because voting happened after Donny was out of the office. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lacountess
      That's like being stunned that farts smell bad. This isn't the most brazen thing he has done. He is the reptile he is.

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pdoylemi then what does that say about the people of Kentucky?

  • @myfavs253
    @myfavs253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wish I had an Aunt Chippy!

  • @douglashenry6996
    @douglashenry6996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Mitch McConnell turtle twisting and contorting itself was so much like the real thing that for a moment, I thought it was.

  • @anthonytoscano5632
    @anthonytoscano5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    GOP has learned, any bs will do when it comes to Trump supporters

    • @ethanearly9245
      @ethanearly9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kareem O’Weet gonna cry trumpie

    • @ethanearly9245
      @ethanearly9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kareem O’Weet I really don't care about your flexing. must be nice though you have fun with that

  • @fakepeople9385
    @fakepeople9385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mitch “ he is guilty but he isn’t guilty “ McConnell