¡You Are / Not The Father! Part 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 เม.ย. 2020
- ¡¡YES!! Back again with your favourite TV show. If you feel bad, think that these children will see these videos when they are older.
SONGS:
0:04 Swertas - Here We Go Again (GTA Theme)
0:19 Silentó - Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)
1:22 Lil Jon ft. Three 6 Mafia - Act a Fool (Anbroski Remix)
3:18 XXXTENTACION - LOOK AT ME (Clean Version) (Bass Boosted)
3:46 AWOLNATION - Run
4:21 Lotus, SPYZR & Salt-N-Pepa - Push It! (Remix)
5:13 SpongeBob Trap Remix "Krusty Krab"
6:12 DMX Where the Hood At Uncensored
6:23 Academy Awards Original Closing Credits Theme Music
11:30 Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia - บันเทิง
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Every women after hearing the news:
Igh’t imma head to the couch
this comment deserves more likes
cap
If they are bad news, but if good they fucking scream like... someone extremely loud in the face of the men, but if the man gets good news he isnt as cruel as the woman, he does not scream in her face.
I bet you the couch aint even want these girls sitting on them
That aint a couch thats a Ho-fa
Women when he is the father:
Gets up in his face.
Women when he isn’t the father,
Ight imma head out.
Straight up to the couch 💀💀
Natdawg6 maturity level
Matthew he’s just speaking facts
Matthew Raja it’s a fact lmao
AI Duty and WHISPY I was talking about the Karens
There’s no way she actually named her kid “Perfect Passion” 😭💀💀
the hambeast did just that.
nah just say slavator and slavator jr
Because the kid is a product of passion
Maybe she can be a ho when she grows up. I've heard some outrageous names hung on kids.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s all fun in games until you realize the real victims here are the kids.
Iam not from America
But I feel like ...this wrong
Kasian bayinya
@@mozacrabs4175 Yea I know, this show feels pretty wrong but there is something hilarious, surreal about this show.
@@420._.
This show proves that this nation is dying
@@ahunter107 damn, that's sad
*"You are NOT the Father!"*
Guys: 🕺🤸♂️🕺🤸♂️🕺
Girls: 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️
*LMFAOOO*
cameraman: 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🎥🎥🎥
@@martaleja9279 🏃♀️ 📹🏃♂️
IM DYING
lmaoo 5:12 perfect
These women cry like they didn’t cheat
Leon Robinson love him or hate him you spittin straight facts
Leon Robinson the woman shouldn’t of cheated but u shouldn’t slut shame them. It’s ridiculous
@@carolinehansen00 Cheating is a sin regardless of gender and should be frowned upon
Fancy Weasel 1) yes, cheating is disgusting if their partner is not ok with it 2) not everybody is a Christian 3) slut shaming is different than shaming woman for cheating, as slut shaming is shaming woman for sleeping with people and shaming woman for cheating is for being dishonest and wrong to their partner. Grow up and learn the difference
Lol
Steven: That baby looks biracial!
Me: What, American and British?
The most American show that ever existed.
Imagine being named Salvatore jr. and your father isn’t Salvatore 😂
rich pitch perfect passion gmfu
At least for that mom she did find his dad next visit.
Imagine being fuckin named “perfect passion”
Oh dear Salvatore, you are not the father!!!! Even I wasn't expecting that!
Johnathan Patrick please whats the episode do u have a link
Every woman when the man is not the father: 🛋 🏃♀️💨 🪑
Meanwhile the fathers be like
🥳 🕺 🤸♂️ 👁👅👁
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BROOOOOOO
@@jaxattack4817 OMG LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
2:17
Why do they kick and scream on the floor like toddlers? They know what they did. 🤣🤣🤣
7:55 She almost broke character. 🤣 I love how Maury is laughing most of the time. He doesn't gaf. 🤣
What character?
Naming your kid perfect passion is pretty much closing all career paths but one
Imagine how embarrassing this will be for the kids
Can't be worse than being related to a parent with an Onlyfans account.
Face in the Crowd hopefully not his personal life
When your real dad finds out he’s the father and breaks down😂
Omfg true
last boy is gonna be one of the most handsome person in his area so he is not gonna give a shit about that
You are NOT the father
Audience:”are you sure you wanna swap teams?” ->yes. No.
😂😂🤙
Lol
Seriously though, the audience are morons
Pandas are cool
Plot twist.. WE are the audience too.
The audience are Italian
Salvatore: you rule! I feel for the child. Mom wasn’t that loyal. Her look when Maury announces the result is priceless.
There wasn’t a place close enough that his wife could run to. Her name is Asia, and I suggest hightailing it there.
I don’t even know how some of these people even lost their virginity
Max uraqt some people be on some horny shit
I rather play a solo than lower my standards
Drugs and alcohol. Hang out in the right bar at closing & it's amazing who leaves with who
It's called small towns and desperation mixed with liquor or boredom
Max uraqt that sarah bitch 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
“Perfect Passion” ....Jesus lmao
Why do parents keep coming up with these name
Tyler Breeze ikr
That's bully fuel right there
•Purple kiwi• Bully 100
@@somberslay what ever happened to naming kids like bob, john, and sussie
Tailynn, Izabella, and Salvatore Jr. are the cutest babies on the show. Ever. Period.
Awww the mom making her boy apologise to the audience is soooo cute.Shes a good mother.
Maury : you're not the Father
Women : i'm fast like a wind
Cameraman : so.. you challenge me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha yea. The cameramen better be paid more than usual bc thay have to chase these women. They fast af 🤣🤣
@@mackgiver3524 and dont' forget they running with heavy camera and try to stabilition the video
Camera man its on fire
Women be like am fast as fuck boiiii
I FEEL MOST BAD WHEN THE GUY WANTS TO BE THE FATHER AND HE NOT
:c
Exactly
Yes its sad
Same
Same bro
When in the video?
The last part the coffin dance nails right on the point, I can't stop laughing lmao
Sad to see that this programme has got this much audience and participants. What a fate to establish your child's fatherhood in this way
You are not the father
White people be like: I told yeah
Black people: *starts dancing like they dodged a life sentence*
It technically is having a child is far more expensive then owing a car.
We need a minute of silence for these guys who are the father..these girls are aggressive as hell while they are not on their period☠
Yolo Have fun they are not aggressive
@@anayanicole3344 Is that what you call getting in their face and screaming? Reverse the genders and it's a guaranteed assault charge.
@@Mr-Trox exactly
Requirements as Maury's cameraman:
10% Camera skills
90% Leg power
100% Inmune to earrape.
To be fair that’s a good 10%
Speed like usain bolt
Also, lightning fast reflex 😂
@@paulfuray8557fun fact: Usain Bolt got his start as Maury’s cameraman. I mean how you think he got so fast?? Chasing embarrassed garden tools offstage requires blazing speed
I always love how the mothers takeoff as soon as they receive news that wasn’t what they wanted. It’s hilarious. Yet the crowd always boo’s the guy walking in.
Bro your editing is top notch. I fkn lost it at "facebook" lmao 🤣 😂
Who tf names their kid “Perfect Passion”
Someone who isn't perfect
@@aggames3044 Ily for that comment
Shit should be illegal fr 😂
Hate to be the person that actually types that on the birth certificate. Like you for real?? 🙄 ok then ...!
Tenetixz Bitches, And Assholes, Oh And Can’t Forget Celebrities.
Girl: "I'm 1,000% sure that's his baby!"
Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Girl: (Runs away and falls down)
You forgot to add:
Girl: "I know who the father is, Maury"
Smfh
Gets sniped 😂
This is the second time i ruined 666 likes
I feel great
@@olivercalcott9384 ayy brawlstars
@@ravenloverfr6110 ye bro 😂
The editing on this video is top of the line. Good one dude.
I absolutely LOVE your music choices. They fit the outcome like a friggin' glove!
The cameraman: My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive.
so accurate 😂.
Murray:you are the father
The wife:run’s away
The cameraman:hi I’m Barry Allen and I’m the fastes man alive
Derrick Parham 💀💀💀💀
The cameraman: To be honest. When I am running after them I am only using 5% of my power
ÆSIR faster than the FLASH
They have two reactions
1. Run and cry
2. Get pissed and run
Lavender Zone 3. Propose
Robby Woolums lol yes sorry I forgot that one!
The Book Of ƬЯXPXP lol yes !!! Keep it going!
The one where the dude proposed was so wholesome, wish more of them were like that
Sound effects make this 10x better but all those poor babies, except for the dad who actually proposed
I like how the first guy was about to dance or something, but once he heard he was the father, now he's in disbelief
maury: "in the case of-"
cameraman: *starting to warm up their legs*
LMAO XD
you made my day
450th like and they are Usain Bolt
😭😭😭😭
Lmfao 😂
Routine of womens hearing " you are not the father":
1. Run backstage
2. Run around for no reason
3. Fall down or go the the couch and cry
Dudes just dancing
Also if you are the father, just propose to your gf and she'll forget everything you did that day XD
@@sselemaNrMXDD
Dont it just keep you though.
That Italian one was just * chef’s kiss * 🤌🤌
Omg the edits crack me up so much, more of these please 😂😂
I swear all these babies be looking like angels. I’m sad to know that they are going to be raised by this kind of parents.
You mean single mothers?
@@MrKentakie ahahahah exactly. even worse
Right, it's really is sad
Alyrius nah moms who cheat on their significant other and then get left so then they become a single mother
Well said
She must of been high on them drugs when she named her daughter Perfect Passion 😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🥲
Ikr 😂
She was sniffin' perfect passion the nail polish. It seems she quite enjoyed the high.
Sounds like a fruit candy
its 666 likes so its evil so i make it 667 likes
I just love how everyone run dramatically after "not the father" result 😂😂😂
Perfect Passion was quite...
A unique name
Friend: she is so cute, what’s her name?
The father: sighs*...... Perfect Passion
rsniper I thought the same thing😂
Pp for short
Sound like a thot perfume
@Bubbascuba cocktail to be exact 😂😂😂
There needs to be a Netflix documentary about how these kids grew up. This is an old show, what kids might feel when they see how their dad found out. Imagine seeing your parents like this.
if they grow up and go straight to Dr.Phil's show is gonna be so phenomenal.
Poor babies.
That is actually a good idea, but you know what would be a GREAT idea? A Netflix original series called "The Image in Lens" which features interviews and possibly unseen footage from the person behind the camera on popular shows such as Maury, Jerry Springer, Steve Wilkos, and Ellen. You might be confused, but I like to think of it as everyone has a story to tell, and it would be interesting to get the perspective of the people behind the cameras from those shows giving us details on what their work would be like, crazy things that would happen off camera, and the funny moments of how they would run like their life depended on it on catching up with the guests in shows when they find out shocking news and they run to the back.
Should do a documentry on how many are paid actors or scripted reaction
So wholesome people show the backstage for the curious audience 😊😊
Kid: "Hey mom how did you and dad get hitched?"
Mom: "Well dear your father thought I was cheating so I took him to the Maury show."
Kid: "Um... okay"
Maury: You are not the father!
Girl: cries
Audience: cheers
Cameraman: *i am speed*
they all become in speedy gonzales all of a sudden lol
Jerry be hitting them corner's to
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯
I am the fast.
Accurate as fuck 😂😂😂😂😂
Why would you name your child "perfect passion"? It's a child not a rap album.
I thought there was a perfume add playing tbh
@@aw-tismo1676 LMFAOOOOOOO
LJ 2Rah LMAO 💀
I was thinking the same thing. What the hell was she thinking?😭
Sounds like those old school love novels
I was laughing out loud and I almost pissed myself🤣🤣🤣
It was very clear Salvatore wasn't the dad
I always love Maury’s fake-outs
“You ARE- not. The father.”
The guy comes out
Everyone: BOOOOO
Maury: You are NOT the father
Everyone: WOO HOO YEEEEAAHH
thats how mafia works
vєctσrキング thats how sexism works
@@alexm2641 That's how television works. The crowd is told who to boo and cheer for.
The other crowd: *surprised pikachu face*
It’s so embarrassing when whoever is having sex with so many strangers that they don’t know who the parent is.
Why you think they run away
@@jacobbailey6134 as I said, because it’s embarrassing and they have community genitalia.
Right at least use protection they deserve everything that comes to them
@Will Doit realistically the government has enough money to support them but the real victims are the kids themselves who have no choice and have to deal with parents like that
It's embarrassing that they aren't using protection
I love your additions to the replays. Keep it up!
OMG where has this show been my whole life!!
This is the funniest shit I've seen in ages!!
At first, y’all hate each other to death.
*You are the Father.*
“Ight, babe, let’s get married.”
Yea lol this show is so dumb but I am completely in love with it😂
2:07
Fake asf.
They probly went there just to fuck around lmao
@тнυg drєαm ????????????
Maury: You are NOT the father
Moms:🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️💨
Camera man:🏃🏽🏃🏽💨💨
Dads:🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
I mean technically he isn’t the dad
Did they hire an athlete to be a camera man? 😆
Y they run like that but if they be right then they in their face screamin an shit
It’s 1:30 am and I’m dying after seeing this comment. I’m also high 😂😂
Their not the dads
I've seen like 10 compilations , loving it
No matter how old we become, this video only proves that every human being is still a child. Look at their reaction
My man Stephen playing videogames with the Tv off
😂😂
Lmao I was waiting for a comment like this😂
Stephen 99.9% there still one more% that you could have a baby
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
That’s how you know the show is fake😂
*addicted to video games*
Shows a clip of the guy playing on a blank screen
I knew i waseny the only one who saw that
Bro blank screen is my favorite game also Steven looks like he got stung by 20 bees
I saw that and why is there a camera filming under his controller???
Also no console
This is all set up
He's such a gamer that he can play with the TV off
These make me happy in my soul for some reason
3:05 in the circus, the walk of the elephants is very well appreciated
"He thinks the baby looks African American."
Lmaooo what, that baby is whiter then him 🤣🤣🤣
Right??? That baby didn't look mixed at all. He was just trying to get out of raising a kid
That bitch fat as fuck
@@jakerupp4688 LMAOOOOO
hey but he a gamer
Vinz Prime Carmelo true
They built the building like a maze so the mothers could not run.
Is that true?
Dark Hood Chief no
😂😂😂😂
The audio editing is just brilliant
the editing makes these videos elite
Imagine naming your son Salvatore Jr. and Salvatore is not even his father
Your comment is over the comment you copied from lmao
Down Horrendous 🤦🏾😭
Ngl Salvatore is a pretty fucking sick name
you gotta admit though, man was punching up when he was with her
@@dylsterx8415 yep
"YOU ARE THE FATHER!"
Woman: *initiate twerk mode*
They know they gettin the money
HÆnk
You guys are awesome. Have a great day.
Jason Adjiwanou no u
@@poploli2660 r/wholesome
2:23 so why are they even there lol they both seem happy
Just to make sure
@ 7:26 I cant be the only one who caught that the homie sittin in front of a tv thats not even on with no gaming console in sight 😂😂😂😅
Perfect Passion sounds like a cocktail drink.
That's what I said....lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
To dose sound like a cocktail drink
😂😂😂
U know wgat she'll be doing 20 yrs from now.
The guy : 🕺🎶
The girl : 🏃🏼♀️😭😭
The baby : 🙃
Don’t forget camera crew:🎥🏃♂️🏃♂️
@@ThatDoesntWorkForMeBrother 😂😂😂
Reginald Pippin 💀💀💀
William Bugayong Maury: 🗿
OMG dude 😂🤣😂
These editz are lit asf🔥🔥🔥🔥
The edits make this so much better
Naming your child something like “perfect passion” should count as child abuse
In Germany the State forbid stupid names. So if ur name is not clear what gender it is or it's harmful for the child then they will not allow it.
Ikr that kid is gonna get bullied for the rest of its life💀💀
I once knew a woman who named her son Maxtun.
@@v.kut7307 would you guys allow Adolf the fuhrer?
@@imshemul ofcourse not. It's not allowed have anything connected to the nazi regime. Adolf could be fine, but that's even a drag and can easily be considered as a harm for the child. Also it's not allowed to show the nazi raised arm and vehicles can not have numbers like 88 (hh=for Heil Hitler).
"Stephen, what's the number one thing in your life?"
"Video games"
My guy
@TheLegend I mean. I'm a wife that plays video games with her husband. So don't loop us all now.
Of course I would say it to. If u see what for fat girlfriend I had
It’s interesting the woman agreed to marry him, what was she thinking?
IDK WTF game he playing cuz that TV not on... MF upset at his imagination
These are very well put together
The sound editing in this video is Great haha love it
You are not the father
Father: does a backflip dances like a maniac
Mother: runs to the cheat couch
You should genuinely make more of these. Through times like this, people need the laughter.
AsianElephant 18 frrr
Hell yea
Oh poopy
Fr
Yes!
These soundeffects are perfect hahaha
These compilations are better than sports highlights 😂😂😂
” I dont care if that baby eats spaghetti and talks with his hands” 😂💀
I'm German and do that....on second though could be My Italian wife rubbing off on me
@@cincysilvia8807 We also do it and we are not Italians...people all over the Middle East are talking with their hands its not just in Italy
In Italy we can literally say a whole sentence without opening our mouth.
Maury: "You are the father"
Black guys: "AWW HELL NAH!!"
White guys: "I'm so happy and I love you"
😅😅
Too much strange for my brain
I am so confused sometimes
Conocimiento del cosmos CR strange in the main brain insane in the brain lol
Lmao they be like aww damn im tied to this bitch forever smh
The editing of this video is top notch
5:08 Bro how do you edit these so good? 😂😂😂 I'm dying over here
I feel bad for their children because they have to be raised by these people
Facts
Yea sad
The only people who are okay are the ones that make it up and are like I love you and I’ll take care of it
@@generalkenobi4033 Not really. They're the kind of people that need to air all their dirty business on daytime television.
Will Merrill yes but still better than the other people on there
Maury: You are the Father. Guy: Ight im gonna propose now.
Imagine buying the ring before hand and then have it revealed the kid ain't even yours 💀
@@yourplaylist3411 *EXCUSE ME I'D LIKE TO MAKE A FUCKING RETURN*
When you did the Run with the Fortnight 😂 Epic
Damn, i never tired to watch these videos 😂😂😂
7:26 i'd be worried too if someone was playing games for 16 hours when the TV isn't even on.
Stephen has his own method
.
Me when my mom bought me a controller and not a system
The Lunar Arche
thats beyond measurable
The Lunar Archer 😂😂😂
Moral of the story: don’t have sex if u don’t want the child
Chuck or a disease
That lame thing called abstinence is not so bad sometimes.
Reginald Pippin lol
Or at least use some form of birth control. Like umm a condom.
Or buy a condom
😂; Some of the sound effects are funny!
This is just glorious
Baby: white
Steven : idk man seems like an African American child to me
Logik
That baby is hella cute tho. Her round eyes and plump cheeks.
@@sweet813one stonks
too much warzone LMAO
Who on earth named their child “Perfect Passion”?
A hood white woman
Frrrrr
The biggest garden tool ever.
It’s worse than that. There isn’t a space between the two words.
Someone whose dream to have a child who works the pole......
I love the edited music and audio!