A Maury Compilation! The Biggest You Are Not The Father Tantrums!

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  • I managed to make another compilation of #Maury! Only this time, I added a couple things, and it's one of what I think are the biggest tantrums these mom's had thrown!
    Leave a like and tell me your thoughts about these tantrums!
    #PaternityTests #youarenotthefather #Maurycompilation #mauryyouarenotthefather
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  • @aahln
    @aahln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5587

    This editing is trash smh

    • @Donaven619
      @Donaven619  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

      I'm sorry. ^^

    • @Nanixity
      @Nanixity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Iagree😳

    • @XxSavicxX
      @XxSavicxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      @@Donaven619 the added audio was a bit too loud compared to the audio of the show but other than that good work

    • @chaytondales2888
      @chaytondales2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@Donaven619 the audio was a bit wack but otherwise the editing was great

    • @uwu.-.5873
      @uwu.-.5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@Donaven619 it was funny tho keep up the work

  • @kirpangaming3706
    @kirpangaming3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15138

    This is how many black men Maury set free
    👇🏽

  • @brendonfitzgerald8166
    @brendonfitzgerald8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9482

    Maury has been on the air for decades. When is he going to install a back stage obstacle course?

    • @arabiamcmahan5778
      @arabiamcmahan5778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      You petty 😭😭😂😂😂

    • @marcuscherry6685
      @marcuscherry6685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lolll💀

    • @2251230
      @2251230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      This is probably the most impressive comment I read all day😂😂😂

    • @noirking6138
      @noirking6138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      This by far is one of the best suggestions ever! Let's spice them run offs up a lil bit. LOL

    • @brendonfitzgerald8166
      @brendonfitzgerald8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@noirking6138< Thank you! Wouldn't it be fun!

  • @tameekisfly
    @tameekisfly ปีที่แล้ว +419

    “He is the father of my baby” Maury “no he’s not.”😂

    • @Okko001
      @Okko001 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "I need alimony, i cant accept the result"

    • @ChadrickKinman327
      @ChadrickKinman327 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      💯💯 *BLACKENOMICS* 💯💯

    • @brycebullard3619
      @brycebullard3619 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "He's going to take care of my baby."

    • @noahcopeland5554
      @noahcopeland5554 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@brycebullard3619 she don’t care about the baby. She just wants the money.

    • @jamescaneda9515
      @jamescaneda9515 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe she needs to take a DNA test. Babies are switched at the hospital you know.

  • @NateMcCoy1194
    @NateMcCoy1194 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “HE IS THE FATHER HE IS THE FARHER HE IS THE FATHER HE IS THE FATHER” 😂😂😂😂💀😂😂😂 that kind of denial is hilarious

    • @AndreNDP
      @AndreNDP 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Proven scientific fact, if you say something over and over, it becomes...true, somehow!

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Kinda like a biden supporter

    • @NateMcCoy1194
      @NateMcCoy1194 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@kenneth9874 I don’t get into the politics dude so I wouldn’t know.

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NateMcCoy1194 I guess that you don't want to know dudette

    • @NateMcCoy1194
      @NateMcCoy1194 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@kenneth9874 I genuinely just don’t care. Share, don’t share, do whatever you want.

  • @firebeard7
    @firebeard7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5236

    A lot of guys discovered their ability to backflip in this show

    • @luckymonnye379
      @luckymonnye379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      😹😹 you right

    • @blackice7408
      @blackice7408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😆🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @ithielpitt7525
      @ithielpitt7525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BRUH

    • @zachgreen2336
      @zachgreen2336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's the thought of saving 180k😂

    • @zing5900
      @zing5900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      👍👍👍👍😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🥂

  • @davidking6728
    @davidking6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4836

    This is probably the most exercise any of these women ever had.

    • @VoidSurfer9
      @VoidSurfer9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Aside from getting their backs tore out from every Daquan in the area

    • @everythingwrongwithcinemas194
      @everythingwrongwithcinemas194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Is anyone going to talk about the random My Little Pony reference...?

    • @theoregonguy
      @theoregonguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@everythingwrongwithcinemas194 Shhh, not acknowledging it is a good thing.

    • @tmerchead1
      @tmerchead1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VoidSurfer9 Lol.

    • @alphaacount
      @alphaacount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      David King exept for all the sex these thots had

  • @marcussearcy4465
    @marcussearcy4465 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love how the woman can still be so confident and get in there face after testing the 5th or 6th man

    • @sammythompson3694
      @sammythompson3694 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      One woman tested 17 men on the same show. Maury read the names as they formed a group jumping up and down in unison. No one was the daddy.

    • @rklewis2
      @rklewis2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@sammythompson3694 That's...horrible.

  • @TaraNicole_xo
    @TaraNicole_xo ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Her: he is the father
    Maury: No he’s not
    Her: He will take care of this baby
    Maury: No he won’t
    😩😹

  • @Ish-1099
    @Ish-1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    Maury: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
    Salty girl: 🛋 🏃‍♀️ 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨
    Camera man: 🎥 🏃 💨 💨 💨💨
    The guy: 🎉 🕺 🎉

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The man:🕺

    • @KH-xu9tf
      @KH-xu9tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I would love to see the cameraman's cardio workout.

    • @Ish-1099
      @Ish-1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman true

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have seen the other way around too though. 😅

    • @brucemiller1696
      @brucemiller1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bet camera guy took track in school.

  • @KurtRusselPH
    @KurtRusselPH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8879

    *"You Are Not The Father"*
    Woman: *cries*
    Audience: *cheers*
    Man: *dances*
    Cameraman: *turns into The Flash*

    • @quimmahsings
      @quimmahsings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      KurtRusselPH 😂😂😫

    • @sali.ws_
      @sali.ws_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Hotel trivago

    • @2k11SMOOTH
      @2k11SMOOTH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This comment needs to have more likes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @error_skerrt
      @error_skerrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KurtRusselPH stolen comment🚨

    • @KurtRusselPH
      @KurtRusselPH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@error_skerrt where? What video? Can you pin point exactly the comment?

  • @davidbiros6231
    @davidbiros6231 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Even when confronted with the truth they are still in denial. The level of delusion is off the charts.

    • @jenniferscott375
      @jenniferscott375 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And their level of promiscuity!

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just like "woke" democrats

    • @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc
      @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kenneth9874damn you’re obsessed lmao

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc nah, I just pay attention

    • @luisstanker1491
      @luisstanker1491 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      woman are like this

  • @adama.kamara
    @adama.kamara 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Maury: “Simone you’ve been 100%, 110%, 120% “
    Simone: “And I’m 130% this time 😂”

  • @99thJediWarrior
    @99thJediWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12376

    The real victims in all of these cases were the children.
    Edit: Wow guys, didn't think this would get to 12K! Thanks much!

    • @Chris-jw8vm
      @Chris-jw8vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

      Not really. Sure alot of those guys had already had their wallet drained a bit before this and where shit on by others.
      Plus I dunno the laws in that state but in many this wouldn't even matter. Where I live bitch claims the kid is yours then even if you prove them wrong your still forced to pay alimony cuz reasons. In France only the mother can authorise paternity tests so it's even worse there.
      Wouldn't be suprised if most men are gay within the next couple of decades because taking it in the ass doesn't hurt so much as this shiet.

    • @nameless4343
      @nameless4343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      dont forget the backstage sofa

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@nameless4343 Yep. And a few plants, too if you look real close.

    • @ungabungainc.1691
      @ungabungainc.1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And the couch

    • @markandrewrivera3980
      @markandrewrivera3980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ungabungainc.1691 and the curtain

  • @eliana8961
    @eliana8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5199

    Maury: You are not the father
    Thot: gOtTa gO fAsT
    Cameraman: gOtTa gO fAsTeR

    • @hyperball01
      @hyperball01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      That mans litterally has the best condition of everyone to ever lived

    • @xbazza0379
      @xbazza0379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      he does that shit holding some massive camera too man, guys got stamina fr

    • @colonelcider8292
      @colonelcider8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Man: time to pop off

    • @kristofaification
      @kristofaification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i am speed

    • @blazered2709
      @blazered2709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      6ix9ine camera bois are the real mvp tho

  • @tommyudo3195
    @tommyudo3195 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I feel sorry for those poor kids being treated like pawns in these women's struggles against hated ex-boyfriends.

    • @benschlechter
      @benschlechter 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They are the victims here. They did not ask to be born in this mess. Mothers and fathers need to learn keep their pants zipped up and their legs closed.

  • @MoChi-ep6er
    @MoChi-ep6er 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    What piss me off is Maury ONLY comforts the ladies but never the guys who are accused they deserve a hug if comfort for all the trouble these women put them through

    • @arnoldflowers8686
      @arnoldflowers8686 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He was a simp that's why

    • @whatteamwildcats4033
      @whatteamwildcats4033 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      These men got vindicated on national television, doing jumping Jack's and the macarena on stage and your upset maury isn't giving them a pat on the back😂

    • @MoChi-ep6er
      @MoChi-ep6er 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@whatteamwildcats4033 nothing getting with them dancing I just find it unfair when the women finds out the guy isn’t the father he rarely gives them the comfort when they want to be the dad.

    • @rogueranger7989
      @rogueranger7989 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arnoldflowers8686BINGO! King Simp 👑

    • @phillipmiller2053
      @phillipmiller2053 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He tells the women to apologize though

  • @alexgg8301
    @alexgg8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    She can swear to God all she want, doesnt change the fact she unfaithful and he ain't the baby daddy.

    • @9577frasier
      @9577frasier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She don't believe in God

    • @zero-two0244
      @zero-two0244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And actually he’s not mad at all

    • @Rdinhoo
      @Rdinhoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, thats a bar. Double entendre! Unfaithful for fkin about + swearing on god when lying -> unFAITHful

    • @AnkitGupta-ov8un
      @AnkitGupta-ov8un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's thicc tho

    • @mercenery1232
      @mercenery1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When i found out sperm can live for weeks inside the womb, then stuff like this wasn't a surprise anymore.

  • @user-ng1fs8ms2r
    @user-ng1fs8ms2r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2074

    After all the clips of women running and jumping on that couch, I'm starting to believe that's the reason it's there

  • @Cluedin369
    @Cluedin369 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    These women who throw themselves on the floor when they are called out for lying really are sickening.

  • @markmitchell5051
    @markmitchell5051 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jerry Springer and Maury will always have a place in my heart. They taught a young man to watch out for scandalous ladies.

  • @hydreigon2709
    @hydreigon2709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4670

    You are NOT the father!
    Females: 🏃‍♀️💨
    Males: 🤸‍♂️

    • @khadijahhilliard7831
      @khadijahhilliard7831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @humptydumpty1463
      @humptydumpty1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hydreigon wow ur only the 2000 person do this stupid shit

    • @NomnomJawsnomnom
      @NomnomJawsnomnom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's an older code but it checks out.

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hydreigon perfectly executed 😹😹😹

    • @sandraakosa1525
      @sandraakosa1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @savitaram3975
    @savitaram3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    Why cry when he's not the father of either child? YOU knew what you were doing and who you were doing it with!!!

    • @naruhinastarr
      @naruhinastarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Savita Ram unless they had countless partners, they wouldn’t know who it is 😂. Yeah I don’t understand the crying. That, and they know they won’t get child support from that person. That’s part of the crying too 😂

    • @yuzawoob3143
      @yuzawoob3143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      imagine this shit was said on twitter

    • @LilBilly36
      @LilBilly36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@yuzawoob3143 would be a fucking warzone

    • @brokengiblet7271
      @brokengiblet7271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Twitter would be a fucking war zone. It's the cancer of the world with all the bullshit people complain about.

    • @tigerguy1013
      @tigerguy1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because they’re no longer entitled to their money

  • @whatyousaywhatihear9858
    @whatyousaywhatihear9858 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Never an apology.

  • @cheesewiz5352
    @cheesewiz5352 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:33 when bro popped his collar, she knew he was outta there!!😅

    • @Harrison0411
      @Harrison0411 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She need to leave God out of it.

  • @aliciaanderson2599
    @aliciaanderson2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3152

    *“You are not father”*
    The mom: 🏃🏾‍♀️
    The man: 🕺🏿
    The camera man: 🏃🏻‍♂️
    The crowd: 😱
    Maury: 🗿
    The baby: 👁👄👁

    • @bobobaba3334
      @bobobaba3334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣

    • @FuryDuck
      @FuryDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You’re not wrong lol

    • @chadelebarge3587
      @chadelebarge3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hazmat Sad Boi the couch : oh shit,here we go again

    • @acesmoove9196
      @acesmoove9196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @tamasue928
      @tamasue928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me:😁😁

  • @MsClaudiaDuran
    @MsClaudiaDuran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    Funny how they always say "I'm 1,000% sure he's the father", but they never say "He was the only one I slept with".

    • @shaquantucker7463
      @shaquantucker7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      And the audience always take her side.

    • @Tjtjboy
      @Tjtjboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sometimes they do say that though.

    • @suntansuperman26
      @suntansuperman26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Claudia Duran What is kill me is they know they been throwing that thing around but act like they only been with one dude. I’d have some respect for the chick who admits she been reckless and it could be a few dudes.

    • @MsClaudiaDuran
      @MsClaudiaDuran 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tjtjboy Your point?

    • @Tjtjboy
      @Tjtjboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MsClaudiaDuran It proves they are a liar.

  • @domjervis
    @domjervis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It is not about Schadenfreude. It is about Justice and Vindication.
    7:32 - LOVE the Cartman interjection! ROFLMAO

  • @mtnbikr107
    @mtnbikr107 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Maury: You are NOT the father
    Backroom couch: Brace for impact boys

  • @brxkenheartedd-1059
    @brxkenheartedd-1059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3412

    Maury: “You are NOT the Father”
    Women: 🏃‍♀️💨
    Cameraman: 🏃🎥💨
    Men: 🕺

  • @joshuadaniels3259
    @joshuadaniels3259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3082

    Can we give props to the cameraman. He has to keep up with these Women when they Run

    • @dctrdrp455
      @dctrdrp455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Joshua Daniels im glad dey dont trip and fall.. it makes the show seem like temple run

    • @joshuadaniels3259
      @joshuadaniels3259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dctrdrp455 🤣😂

    • @oceanman5657
      @oceanman5657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Whilst holding the camera too

    • @MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin
      @MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bro they run like a slug

    • @lwoods4622
      @lwoods4622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They’re whales there’s no one who can’t keep up with them

  • @wandruztravels
    @wandruztravels 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    The fact that this show never runs out of "non-fathers" says a lot about American culture. And this isn't even the only show that does this.

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's so prevalent in France they won't even allow dna test.....

    • @kianaone2610
      @kianaone2610 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It says a LOT about a lot of woman. They screw around and find out that he ain't the father while also throwing a tantrum because they were called out for sleeping around.

    • @user-cx1ve5bd8v
      @user-cx1ve5bd8v 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The company that completed the testing "did a science." 🤓🙊

    • @mottom2657
      @mottom2657 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-cx1ve5bd8v So the DNA tests are fake, you say?

  • @treywaye
    @treywaye 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The camera man is the real mvp here he be running em down 😅😅😊

    • @brentfreeland5834
      @brentfreeland5834 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think all of Maury's cameramen at one point or another worked for the Cops TV show 😄

  • @dempseybovell1206
    @dempseybovell1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    The Maury Show: Destroying childhoods and training the fastest cameramen in the business since '91

    • @DakenHD
      @DakenHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Dempsey Bovell the mother’s did it to their child/dren 🙃 with their trifling/hoeing dumbasses 💀

    • @kli1226
      @kli1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yeah betcha that cameraman who was running with the Olympians started out there

    • @Jim-pq9pm
      @Jim-pq9pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Destroying childhoods? The irresponsible parents did that.

    • @jizzaymz
      @jizzaymz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Not destroying childhoods, more like saving innocent men from a life of deceit. The mom's are the ones ruining the childhoods by sleeping around like that

    • @dempseybovell1206
      @dempseybovell1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lolpy. 😂

  • @dan61909
    @dan61909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    “He is the father”
    “No he’s not”
    “No, he is the father”
    “No, no he’s not”

    • @majinkaos
      @majinkaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      dan61909 he’s gonna take care of my baby
      No he’s not

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @MzPCollins
      @MzPCollins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She got a concussion from hitting that door lol

    • @davester1970
      @davester1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "I don't care what the DNA test says! He is the father!!"

    • @chickenwings6745
      @chickenwings6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dan61909 “😭🤯🥺😖HE IS THE FATHER”.

  • @VengaBusIsComin
    @VengaBusIsComin ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When the ballet flats came flying off I lost it 😂

  • @user-zl9sh9mz6h
    @user-zl9sh9mz6h 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "The William Tell Overture" is excellent for the waddle/run to the cry couch, but "Yakkety Sax" works, too.

  • @ShrimpWaffles
    @ShrimpWaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3297

    This man set more black people free than Abraham Lincoln.
    Edit: I didn’t know this comment already existed. So stop hating on me!

  • @youngcrone8030
    @youngcrone8030 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:27 “Babality” is insane. Well done!

  • @tjonesauto
    @tjonesauto 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ...could you imagine if that hallway was an endless loop

  • @ADAMSCHANNEL14568
    @ADAMSCHANNEL14568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Imagine being the child 18 years later too see the man who didn’t want you do a backflip

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shock or awe

    • @melvinn__7171
      @melvinn__7171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @nujeru99
      @nujeru99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      You mean the man who was dragged on national tv and falsely accused of being your father....by your mother who didn’t know who your real father was

    • @KM-np6pz
      @KM-np6pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @fourthdayofoctober
      @fourthdayofoctober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aye lol it is what it is

  • @khiari3180
    @khiari3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    All these females embarrassing themselves on television, don’t sleep around 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @AntmeetsMelbourne
      @AntmeetsMelbourne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Or at least remember whom you've slept with.

    • @khiari3180
      @khiari3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      And don’t try to incriminate one as the father if theres a possibility of others, there’s a lot of things wrong here 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @enchanted4468
      @enchanted4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Because these Whores are in denial or have a IQ of a shrimp

    • @happydayz7857
      @happydayz7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keyera Marie the Dudes are sluts too.

    • @enchanted4468
      @enchanted4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@happydayz7857 Dude Keyera didnt say anything about Girls being sluts and Dudes being not sluts. Keyera just stated that dont be so sure when they had sex with others

  • @arkainreveal2614
    @arkainreveal2614 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This never stops being Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @baremuthebum
    @baremuthebum ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:28 I’d never think that someone would put the runaway theme in Thomas and the Jet Engine into a Maury compilation, but I’m so glad someone did. Brings back memories of my childhood

  • @ShrimpWaffles
    @ShrimpWaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Rayshawn: PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME!!!
    *Mission Complete*
    *Respect +*

    • @Langley_Ackerman19
      @Langley_Ackerman19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice GTA 3 reference 😎

    • @cadetwright6496
      @cadetwright6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Langley_Ackerman19 N i n j a S t y l e

    • @mikekouadio6023
      @mikekouadio6023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was the best.put some RESPEK on my name

    • @REXae86
      @REXae86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Silent Hill Warrior 5 + 1 respect

  • @anson3383
    @anson3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    98% of the time the women run to the _Thot Couch_
    2% of the time they argue with the guy

    • @nyronf
      @nyronf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Personally, I like to refer to the couch as the "Hofa"😂😂

    • @gr6v310
      @gr6v310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nyronf genius

    • @MoltenLqva
      @MoltenLqva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ChunkyFruitLoop indeed

    • @seanjessee0610
      @seanjessee0610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nyron Franklin amazing

    • @ahumanlewis4793
      @ahumanlewis4793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like that naming the couch is a thing.

  • @jamesjarrettjr.5974
    @jamesjarrettjr.5974 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    One woman had five men tested and still couldn’t find the father,, Murry told her if she could think of any other man they would bring him on the show,,,she told him she now knew who it was but she couldn’t bring him on the show because he’s locked up.😂

  • @dredpool3927
    @dredpool3927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:42 she goin’ to hell then🤣

  • @kjpoan
    @kjpoan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5649

    I feel bad for the children, imagine trying to explain this to ur kid.
    Sheesh, ty for the likes

    • @Pixelite_
      @Pixelite_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Imagine they saw their episode lol

    • @KillJoy_Since2017
      @KillJoy_Since2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      kevin an
      Ikr
      It’s bad enough but doing it on live tv in front of an audience?!?!?!?!
      And what if the child watched this later

    • @LMLR187
      @LMLR187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Ten years and a youtube search later.....
      "...mom, we got to talk"

    • @maniek2207
      @maniek2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Dear child, they paid me 500$ for this shit show

    • @ricsim78
      @ricsim78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Right? Especially when they on the show like 5-10 times! How many people could you sleep with in that time frame?

  • @cy9344
    @cy9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    *father walks in*
    Audience: BOOOOO
    Audience again: hears the word "not"
    Menu ---> change team

    • @sometimesidreamaboutcheese5876
      @sometimesidreamaboutcheese5876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It be like that though

    • @maarifawalcott5145
      @maarifawalcott5145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr Egg that have a dream to get 1k subs :D, true, get me vexed.

    • @elliotaddler2302
      @elliotaddler2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      maarifa walcott this vexes me

    • @marcohernandez5695
      @marcohernandez5695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Primemachine33 no
      Bruh only if you a bitch

    • @striker7733
      @striker7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you realize they are not a blue spy and in fact they are a red spy.

  • @itsjustnopinionok
    @itsjustnopinionok ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:17 it's sickening to think that if the results came back that these men are the father the women would throwing it all in their face. But seeing the children are not his shows she was guessing and hoping it was his without really being sure themselves.

    • @johnhardasnails7464
      @johnhardasnails7464 ปีที่แล้ว

      These girls forget how easy their coochie can make a guy lose it inside them lol

  • @GodeCynningaz5386
    @GodeCynningaz5386 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “He will take care my baby”
    Maury: “no he won’t…” 🤣

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    “You are not the father.”
    Men: 🕺🏾🤸🏾🏋🏾
    Women: 🏃🏾‍♀️💨
    Cameraman: ⚡️⚡️⚡️

  • @charleskim6711
    @charleskim6711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    “No no he is the father”
    No he’s not
    “He will take care of my baby”
    No he’s not

    • @DEMONBOLK
      @DEMONBOLK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That bitch was just plain stupid

    • @nathaliebitendwa9842
      @nathaliebitendwa9842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @thewtfverse9763
      @thewtfverse9763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That woman pissed me off when she said that.

    • @FF5754
      @FF5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Typical bitch looking for money

    • @Rexis102
      @Rexis102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Want to know the worst part about it? In the United States, if he signed the birth certificate as the father, HE WILL be financially responsible to take care of the child even if he’s not the biological father. Even if it was signed under false pretenses, he will be paying child support if he or she brings it to court. Unless she admits on record that she knew who the real father was all along, he will lose that case. She can claim uncertainty and he will pay for that child.
      Welcome to the United States InJustice system.

  • @SkeletorHatesHe-Man
    @SkeletorHatesHe-Man ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaha that "Shut up!" at the end cracked me up. Good work :D

  • @josephwelch39
    @josephwelch39 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We've tested 35 men,and none of you are the father.

  • @Ebony_Monique
    @Ebony_Monique 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    Hysterical lady: “He is the father! He is the father!”
    Maury: “No he is not. No he is not.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lionstudios1880
      @lionstudios1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂

    • @joyandpeacefullaughter5307
      @joyandpeacefullaughter5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @TheAveragePalico
      @TheAveragePalico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      💀

    • @PeekaBooo23
      @PeekaBooo23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I can’t decide what’s faker, her delusions or her hair. 🐴

    • @alcd6333
      @alcd6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@PeekaBooo23 One thing is very real: her obesity. I feel sorry for the children, having such selfish irresponsible parents.

  • @IFAMILYIH
    @IFAMILYIH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    Lol the second girl
    GIRL: “he is the father”
    Maury: “no he’s not”
    Girl: “he will take care of my baby”
    Maury “NO HE ISN’T” 😂 💀

    • @kristofaification
      @kristofaification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I think she's broken

    • @alienking9635
      @alienking9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro can someone tell me the name of the song at 7:45?

    • @iq_pi7211
      @iq_pi7211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@alienking9635
      Eiffel 65 - blue

    • @alienking9635
      @alienking9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@iq_pi7211 God bless u mate , thank you soooo much

    • @kyngakeem8141
      @kyngakeem8141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @andythomas9564
    @andythomas9564 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They made a whole safe space for them to run to backstage 🏃‍♀️ 😂….. they left off the best one, girl spreads her arms out like she gonna take off flying 😂

  • @visiblefrequency7005
    @visiblefrequency7005 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is it the women get to trash talk these guys and when the guys are absolved, no one lets them yell back

  • @Mikeb-sd8hm
    @Mikeb-sd8hm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Couch: Pls be the father, pls be the father
    Maury: YOH ARE NOT THE FATHER
    Couch: Here we go again

    • @zackerylamb9511
      @zackerylamb9511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jacquelinemarshall6407
      @jacquelinemarshall6407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @zzzdee1980
      @zzzdee1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Ahh, shit here we go again*

    • @finnthehuman5821
      @finnthehuman5821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @sigmamike2
      @sigmamike2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😭😭😭😭

  • @ghost-mf8pc
    @ghost-mf8pc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Flash : I'm the fastest man
    Murry camera man: hold the test results

    • @Hazzabazzagaming1
      @Hazzabazzagaming1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Queue the classical music

    • @michaelhe-him6505
      @michaelhe-him6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Hazzabazzagaming1
      Classical music slowly turns into very dramatic music

    • @stroo_
      @stroo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Legend has it this is where Usain Bolt started

    • @Mikeb-sd8hm
      @Mikeb-sd8hm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maury*

  • @macmachine
    @macmachine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Producer before show : so when you find out he's not the father, run immediately to the crappy couch behind the set. Act nuts. You'll get your 5000 dollar fee.

  • @rokardila1164
    @rokardila1164 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The run to the couch of shame , Mouri be like we'll keep trying 😅😅😅😅

  • @petemire9170
    @petemire9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    I couldn’t stop laughing when she brought the whole curtains down with her as she headbutts the door

    • @Stinger32
      @Stinger32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hahaha similar to a bull

    • @sarahmilitaria2478
      @sarahmilitaria2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too!

    • @terrysigmon3119
      @terrysigmon3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I had to watch that one a few times myself.

    • @ryanmiller6266
      @ryanmiller6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@oneofthegoodonesok It makes me laugh to think that she lost her sanity at that point. 😆

    • @johnjeczalik8960
      @johnjeczalik8960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I f*cking died laughing!

  • @marrishanevels7214
    @marrishanevels7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    This has to be the most humiliating thing ever in life. Embarrassing yourself on national tv.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Honestly, I don't think anyone who appears on this show is self-aware enough to care.

    • @killerdragonark1128
      @killerdragonark1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The woman either gets exposed on national tv or the guy looks like an asshole on national tv

    • @Ihatewater9000
      @Ihatewater9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And imagine the kids when they get older, seeing this on TH-cam.. and their friends seeing it, that must be horribly embarrassing and upsetting for them!

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ihatewater9000 I agree.
      Like, just imagine how screwed-up these children might end-up!

    • @Du-yw1pz
      @Du-yw1pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah and I certainly wouldn't wanna be the children of those sorry mothers

  • @katieducky23
    @katieducky23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Y’all crazy this editing is amazing 😂😂😂

  • @SoSuperDumb
    @SoSuperDumb 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What is the purpose of running away and throwing yourself on the ground after the whole country finds out that you don't know who is the father of your child?

  • @stardust2172
    @stardust2172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    They must have moved the couch because they are running a lot further to get to it.

    • @meghanm5592
      @meghanm5592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lawd, your comment tho 😂😂😂

    • @victorfredricks7980
      @victorfredricks7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IKR. LOL!

    • @jerryfrancois2014
      @jerryfrancois2014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It probably broke under the weight of all these bitches falling on it..

    • @bright5480
      @bright5480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit

    • @LeshaFBaby
      @LeshaFBaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @pisces363
    @pisces363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    These women must be signing a contract that says they have to run backstage if the results are negative. They can’t all have the exact same response every single time.

    • @r3dh00dlum
      @r3dh00dlum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Tommy Smith it might be a fight or flight response to news I mean these women are whoring & around the minute they realized they’re screwed, they run

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      r3d h00dlum I get that, but; every single one? Even the men do it. That’s too much theatrics to be genuine emotions. I had to stop watching the show because I think the reactions are fake and innocent kids are caught in the middle.

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leon Robinson Why do the men run backstage, too?

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Leon Robinson They don’t run, they walk, huh? Okay, lol. Maybe it was just those few episodes that I saw when guys were disappointed after finding out they were not the fathers when they wanted to be or when they found out their wives had cheated. They never fell to the floor crying, kicking and screaming, but; they did leave the stage.

    • @ryanmiller6266
      @ryanmiller6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Leon Robinson Or they're trying to avoid the cameraman.

  • @mkrock9402
    @mkrock9402 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've always said props to the guy who built the couch ...

  • @rororo1126
    @rororo1126 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:19 is a perfect example of if you’re really going to fall out you’re just going to fall out 😂. All that running to the couch and falling out is so extra 🤣

  • @whateversuckme
    @whateversuckme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    The sound of that child support check vanishing into the wind...

  • @eliibihh
    @eliibihh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    "I SWEAR TO GOD"
    GOD: Aye she lyin bruh

    • @shakiralove27
      @shakiralove27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂

    • @caliebpett3204
      @caliebpett3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @Alijahfrmny
      @Alijahfrmny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lillivercheese9046
      @lillivercheese9046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Top comment!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @eliibihh
      @eliibihh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lillivercheese9046 thank u

  • @marcavery5310
    @marcavery5310 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:40. My favorite all time Maury episode. Total delusion on display.

  • @BrianSmith-bk9yt
    @BrianSmith-bk9yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Her: hes gon take care if my baby!
    Maury: no.. no hes not

  • @joshuaraffensperger3592
    @joshuaraffensperger3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    I only slept with 28 men in a 2 week time frame I’m positive he’s the father because that’s what I want and I always get what I want!

    • @sc8652
      @sc8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Joshua Raffensperger that’s honestly the girls logic. All they want is money

    • @sc8652
      @sc8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ashley Chariandy Lee Ying not all women are like that it’s all the girls ON THE SHOW

    • @sc8652
      @sc8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ashley Chariandy Lee Ying you sound like a liberal

    • @jasonwest7444
      @jasonwest7444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ashley1029 not all women but you can't disagree that alot of women slept with more men than I sleep in my own bed.

    • @crab_computer
      @crab_computer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashley1029 RedSox said THE women on the show you fucking liberal

  • @amayvats1822
    @amayvats1822 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolute goldmine 😂😂😂

  • @alterartgn
    @alterartgn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:29 - 8:35 you’d think she stumbled upon a crime scene with all that screaming 😭 //.

  • @orlandourena-cordero8184
    @orlandourena-cordero8184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    They all crying 😭 a river, but never had a problem keeping their legs closed. Jokes on them

    • @bigred6815
      @bigred6815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Crying with no tears😜😆

    • @fabiospasiano9885
      @fabiospasiano9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Act like a dog get treated like a dog

    • @ronniedryden6619
      @ronniedryden6619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      playing in GOD name they gone fall

    • @df-nk6gd
      @df-nk6gd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ronniedryden6619 Your sentence is barely coherent. "playing in god name they gonna fall"
      I don't even know why I'm getting notifications to this thread, unless I commented and some guy is too much of a pussy so he deleted my comment?
      Possibly because you're shaming women for sexuality, for enjoying sex, telling them to keep their legs closed? Please, you'd applaud a man for it. If it was some one night stand where is the outrage for the guy that didn't keep his penis in his pants, it takes two.

    • @jedimojojojo1603
      @jedimojojojo1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Keeping their legs open. Never had a problem keeping their legs open

  • @thatwelshman2713
    @thatwelshman2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Women: *Go on the show to shame the man*
    Maury: You are not the father
    Women: Why am I getting shamed?

    • @dereksmithjr4970
      @dereksmithjr4970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I be saying the same thing

    • @elvasalas8755
      @elvasalas8755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Man comes out: "BOOOOOOOOO!!"
      Maury: "You are NOT the father"
      Croud: "OHHHHHHHHH!!!"

    • @cheapthrills8963
      @cheapthrills8963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What gets me is these women straight up know they sleep with three or four men then cry when they get found out

    • @geraldwallsjr8380
      @geraldwallsjr8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheapthrills8963 right

  • @Buddha-of8fk
    @Buddha-of8fk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I do love it when they take off running.😂

  • @christopherword4852
    @christopherword4852 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:07 “It was at this moment when he knew she F** Up!”😂😂😂😂 I’m done!!!

  • @bahayeuanan3028
    @bahayeuanan3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    I love the confidence level in the women before the results..... It's just too much 😂
    Edit: omg thanks for the likes

    • @gabrielleelliott7388
      @gabrielleelliott7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah shit hilarious 😂

    • @davester1970
      @davester1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      These ladies should only have confidence if they know 100% for sure that they have been faithful to the alleged baby daddy. They shouldn't be surprised when the test come back negative if they have been with multiple men.

    • @Angler4
      @Angler4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Godamn hilarious tbh

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bahayeu Anan they believe in their own bullsh*t😹😹😹😹

    • @d2cool165
      @d2cool165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I honestly feel bad for the security guard at 8:02 who's thinking "not this bullshit again."😂😂

  • @lovelylady8423
    @lovelylady8423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    If she swears to God one more time everybody better run out the studio because lighting is about to strike

    • @ladishaparker5654
      @ladishaparker5654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lovely lady 😂😂

    • @notsoinvisiblelibra
      @notsoinvisiblelibra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      (spits drink) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (pause to breathe) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shogun8dchosen172
      @shogun8dchosen172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      God does not approve her message 😏

    • @gavinwells6911
      @gavinwells6911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody should have to be this guy but truth is 200 trashy people don't know "lightening" we have auto correct people quit fucking if this is your off spring

    • @tmac8505
      @tmac8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shogun8dchosen172 word

  • @georgeespinoza3510
    @georgeespinoza3510 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I heard Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln

  • @lazarusralda2981
    @lazarusralda2981 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is a masterpiece

  • @hc8181
    @hc8181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    I nearly pissed myself laughing when she ran into the door

    • @ckrause81
      @ckrause81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      me to🤣🤣 i replayed it twice....funniest shit ive ever seen on his show

    • @notthefather3919
      @notthefather3919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Did yall see the camera man reaching out in an attempt to "stop" her?🤣🤣

    • @PorkChopVII
      @PorkChopVII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yall should see the other appearances she makes. Does it again 3 other times

    • @gingerale0123
      @gingerale0123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lmao

    • @xohyuu
      @xohyuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Without blaming the mothers, let's find out the babies' real fathers. The real fathers are the real offenders. Всего хорошего. Большое спасибо~~^^

  • @ShrimpWaffles
    @ShrimpWaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    5:16 This is how many times she said “I swear to God”
    👇🏻

    • @chriswallace2468
      @chriswallace2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      definitely more than 8

    • @mythicalscrub356
      @mythicalscrub356 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems to still be more 😂

    • @56brandonray
      @56brandonray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      honestly that lowkey made me sad

    • @Mark_yet_again
      @Mark_yet_again 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Swears on god and promising that the truth is a lie.

    • @jeremybriggs6951
      @jeremybriggs6951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There’s not even A single tear in her eyes

  • @danceitsinme
    @danceitsinme ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In all of the compilations I come across of Maury ; it’s The 50eleven times she said “I swear to God” 😂😂😂 to Ralph n Maury. ~Insert Kandi Meme~ THE LIES !!! on God and To Ralph to save that uuuuugly face of embarrassment for me. I swear to Gawwd I swear to Gawd.

  • @Kuribohchaos8
    @Kuribohchaos8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I will never understand the:
    She has your ears.
    Look at her top lip, its yours
    Her nose is yours too
    THE KID AINT EVEN FULLY DEVELOPED YET!!

    • @burger116
      @burger116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's more like:
      "LOOK! YOU BOTH HAVE EYES! AND A NOSE! YOU EVEN BOTH HAVE HAIR!" in a panic

    • @allie5171
      @allie5171 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactlyyyy

    • @mattjones7226
      @mattjones7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@burger116 That would be a funny skit because it's so true. "They both like chocolate, Maury. It's got to be his."

    • @50ztej
      @50ztej 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burger116 LOOL They are both wearing blue

  • @djsnifflesincorporated4013
    @djsnifflesincorporated4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    It's so funny when the woman trashes the guy in front of the audience, the audience boos at the guy then when the guy not the father, the crowd is shocked

    • @stonwall9065
      @stonwall9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      And then they cheer for him lol

    • @noonecares9425
      @noonecares9425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stonwall9065 ikrrrr

    • @shadwarr1285
      @shadwarr1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's called a studio audience

    • @Mikhashilin
      @Mikhashilin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Simps

    • @exruu
      @exruu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      shadwarr 12 it’s a called fake shit. they switch up so quick depending on the ending

  • @lisazihrul588
    @lisazihrul588 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No way would I go on national TV unless I was 100% sure it was their kid !!! Why embarrass yourself in front of millions of people.....and does the words Birth Control mean anything!!!!

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Maury: 'is OK ho, someday you'll figure out who the father is"!
    "Try picking a random name out of the phone book, you might get lucky"!
    😂😂

  • @stringtube8760
    @stringtube8760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Top 10 faster human
    10: Quicksilver
    9: Flash
    8: the Grandma of the P.E. teacher
    ...
    1: Maury' s cameraman

    • @e-d3_4all0ut3
      @e-d3_4all0ut3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about 2-7?

    • @Restrictted
      @Restrictted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@e-d3_4all0ut3 does it matter?

    • @e-d3_4all0ut3
      @e-d3_4all0ut3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Restrictted not really but if i had to guess 3. The man who realized he wasn't the father and 2. The girl who's now been humiliated on tv

    • @Streetzsanchez
      @Streetzsanchez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the roadrunner and Speedy Gonzalez

  • @jetmaximum90
    @jetmaximum90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2208

    2:40 She fell out her chair, then ran through the curtains and into a door. This was fucking amazing.

    • @brklyn345
      @brklyn345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the sound effect upon impact was perfect!!

    • @marieclark9325
      @marieclark9325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      YES THAT WAS! I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

    • @bobloerakker7010
      @bobloerakker7010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I cried dude, tears of joy just rolling down my cheeks. Watched it at least 5 times in a row.

    • @kirtisfitzpatrick2279
      @kirtisfitzpatrick2279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The camera man thought about saving her when the curtains fell

    • @brklyn345
      @brklyn345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The really funny shit? She could clearly see the door as she pulled down the curtains.....and she ran into the door anyway!

  • @UR_Not_the_Father
    @UR_Not_the_Father 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This warms my heart.

  • @OdhinnAwake
    @OdhinnAwake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Judges be like "Well he assumed a fatherly role for three months, that's worth 18 years of child support."

  • @alllivesmatter9291
    @alllivesmatter9291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    They run out and hit the ground like they just lost all their power.

    • @zero-two0244
      @zero-two0244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They did, they have rubbed at least 4 sec it’s incredible even usan respect that

    • @Catstro
      @Catstro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They did, they no longer have power over the men

    • @wallacesteelersws
      @wallacesteelersws 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They did, how far can a wildabeast?!?

  • @byronjohnson4616
    @byronjohnson4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    F that. I'm tired of seeing men get shamed. Shame them women when they don't know who the father is

    • @jage5256
      @jage5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      True that. If she's not your wife don't do it I tell my sons. They listen.

    • @fakersncacm6408
      @fakersncacm6408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jage5256 they just tell you they listen

    • @e_t_hugs
      @e_t_hugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts I feel like every not father on this show gets booed on for being right