I like the part where it posted... After testing 5 Men, Will I finally find my kids father ? imagine going home and telling your child that you struck out 6 times in a row trying to find their father, and what that might mean.... Either very short memory... or very active (beep) lifestyle.....
@@tm0675 I think the way these shows work is the people on stage follow a script but the audience doesn't, that way they can still capture genuine reactions from someone
There was one where the dad was not the father and he started crying cuz he was upset he wanted to raise the child :( I'm trying to find the video of it
Yeh amd its all just with a simple gelelektroforese. Get some cells from mama, get some cells from papa, from the kid. Compare their dnafragments and voila... U can start this shitty program and earn millions...
V is not a good time to help with your family have a great day at school today and I hope it tomorrow morning if I can do to call me back from my vacation days to go back to me and let me and let me know what I mean and what is your schedule for me and said she can think of right now we are at work and come to the gym with the kids and I are going to call me at your convenience to discuss the only thing I can do is not the only thing that I can do to call for me and said he would be a good day for a walk to be at the same time and I hope
I mean, my mom is white, has blue eyes, natural straight blonde hair and my dad is also white, has a curly black hair and bright brown eyes, and I'm brown with curly black hair and very dark brown eyes, I look nothing like my mother or my father. It's not impossible. 🤷
@@ncdozer3103 ok hang on there simpleton "you are the father so no need to breakdance and stop producing with easy women so that you should know that you are the father without tests"
Or they don't tell you right away but you just figure it out after making so many jokes that you originally didn't think were actually true (I figured out that I was unplanned after making jokes about it in my youth then actually thinking about if I was)
Yea but what if someone gets pregnant and just says you the father and have to take care of a baby thats not yours and thats why this show exist because of the dna test
The fact that these poor kids are growing up either knowing that their father didn't want them or that they don't know who their father is, is very very sad.
If the momma wouldn't be laying with every dude in the club she'd know who the dad would be. The last one, 5 guys before dejon. And he still not the dad. I mean was she still giving it up while pregnant. How many guys she do when she got pregnant
I feel really bad for the children involved in shows like this. Imagine their reaction when they see this, your father walking off stage because he didn't want you or another man dancing because he's not your father. Its even worse when you realise all these people are probably not ready to support a child, not in employment or struggling financially hence being on the show for a bit of cash. Its entertaining for us to watch from the outside but I can only imagine what its like on the inside.
@Blind Squid the problem is that these pretty Russian girls want the finished product. They want you to be rich but they don't want to hang around while I go through the soul crushing process of getting there.
@@francisu4180 Hey Bro, greetings from USA! I just wanted to say that women are like that here too. Just focus on you and your goals. Girls will come girls will go. Don't tie yourself down. The minute she says she wants exclusivity cut her loose. Dont sacrifice nothing for your career goals. Then when you are rich and comfortable you can have any girl you want. But don't become thier human wallet. Get what you need and go. Pump and dump.
Well if you're 100% sure the kid's are/not yours and it's your partner that sugests it then it's kinda like the ultimate "I told you so and you didn't listen now look at how embarassed you are infront of all these people." Though I can't believe that some people just admited the the circumstances sounding their children's conseptions like the one lady who had a threesome and the other who just said she was "wild in her teens."
I feel bad for these kids… I also feel bad for the government and communities that will have to deal with the products of a promiscuous mother and a father less home..
Amber Dennis I remember a woman telling me her story. she was proud of sleeping with 15 guys in one year.... I my standards are against of this thinking, but I know some people keep thinking as long is their body will not harm to anybody else, it is proved is wrong
Amber Dennis I do not know about other people, but I wouldn't. I would trade my body that way with anybody, just the right person. But I am old, most younger people prefer do without thinking...Too much work. Merry Christmas y'all
@@kay6480 boy if you lived in Africa, people would literally swear that you are not your parents kid. They barely know things like these happen. I know as I love there
TSK L spe·cies /ˈspēsēz,ˈspēSHēz/Submit noun noun: species; plural noun: species; noun: sp.; plural noun: spp. 1. BIOLOGY a group of living organisms consisting of similar individuals capable of exchanging genes or interbreeding. The species is the principal natural taxonomic unit, ranking below a genus and denoted by a Latin binomial, e.g., Homo sapiens.
MSM Productions I mean, these sensitive topics. and they make a show about something like that. I dont doubt that the results and tests are real but damn, shit is a personal issues that shouldnt be shown on TV. Of course these people make the choice to do so but the opportunity to do it like that is just wrong in my opinion. Do u feel me smh?
"You are the father." Guy: Walks away casually Girl: Starts taunting and laughing "You are not the father." Guy: Starts dancing Girl: Runs away sobbing uncontrollably
This has happened, even child services were perplexed when they tested immediately after birth. Turned out mother was using her twins uterus. They fused to one person while their mother was pregnant with her. A condition known as Chimeraism. Took doctors a good while to figure out what happened.
@Sal Vulcano He probably misspelled it, and his main language isn't english. Just imagine being for example hungarian (we are lol, I don't know him but I see he's hungarian) and accidentaly misspelling something, and some dumbass commenting check your spelling.
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Thank you
Wow what good timing to find this!
Wow thanks
You had me @ 4:16 great so far but this one is "extra special" as a segment.
By 4:22..I subscribed! 🤣😂🤣😂. I soooooooo needed that!
Wheres the music list for this vid bro?
"You are NOT the father"
Men: 🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿
Women: 🏃🏿♀️🏃🏿♀️🏃🏿♀️
Cameraman: 🎥🏃♂️🎥🏃♂️
Baby:
👁👄👁
@@justaguywithnolikes3856 I am not the father
👁👅👁
Baby: "😐"
Heditya Putra “You are the father”
Men: 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶
Women: 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Cameraman: 🎥 🚶♂️🎥🚶
🌚🌚🌚
You are not the Father!
Women: 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
🎥🏃
Lying ass bitches
Men: 🤸♂️🤸♂️
@@Aa-tw8bz 🕺🕺🕺🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️
More like 🏃🏿♀️
Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln
And the stereotypes continue.
Oooooof
@@8015908 did you nit see the vid almost every guy was a black individual
Lol
Stop stealing comments, bitch!
4:03 "You're convinced you're not the father?"
"You got the same chance as me as being that baby's daddy"
Spilled my drink XD
well he was right
It seems like even Maury was surprised lol
Well, It was obvious.
I like the part where it posted... After testing 5 Men, Will I finally find my kids father ? imagine going home and telling your child that you struck out 6 times in a row trying to find their father, and what that might mean.... Either very short memory... or very active (beep) lifestyle.....
Seriously, lol.
“You are NOT the father”
Audience:
are you sure you wanna swap teams?
-->yes. No.
This comment should have received 1k likes
Absolute facts
More like
yes yes
underrated
@@grotto185 just letting you know it did
The crowd always boos the guy until they find out he’s not the father.
Right?! Always.
Wonder why!!??!?!?! Maybe because its scripted
Yungkibbz no it’s because they assume the guy is disowning his child until proven otherwise
@@tm0675 dumbass
@@tm0675 I think the way these shows work is the people on stage follow a script but the audience doesn't, that way they can still capture genuine reactions from someone
*Guy comes out*
Audience: “BOO!”
*Not the father*
Audience: “Yeah! Let’s go dude!”
Max Schaefer simple Maury Audience Logic 🤣
sexist people lol
Faiq Dragus no because remember, women can’t be sexist. It’s the first rule of feminism!
@@mxmschae ah fvk man I forgot😨😨
If she breathes she a thot
4:05 Damn, he won over the entire crowd with that line.🤣
Even Maury got a kick out of that one! Haha
Flash: I AM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE
Camera man: hold my camera
He needs his camera. More like, hold my beer
Camera man: give me my camera
Hol up
“I’m fast as fuck boii”
this entire show is one massive ad for condoms
Lol it is though
Facts
@Pat Micucci yep
1K Likes
more like an ad for forced sterilization.
"you are the father!" Mother instantly starts to twerk and do stripper moves.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING DIED
Yea but that shit is funny as hell
Ferd The Terd
Reminds me of a thing named cardi b.
Ferd The Terd damn she good with it 😂😍
@@nalid6484 A "thing" indeed.
I always come back to the guy who starts dancing before he realises he is the father at 1:55
Makes me laugh everytime
Celebrated a little too soon lmfao
The "OH MY GOD LINE" with his reaction before the music. that actually got me
Man when he had to look at the kid pic 😭
@@Nosaka-Kun9599 then the way he stared at the tv screen 😂😂😂
@@qtaro-7097And on top of that, the other baby is not his and his jaw drops
This whole show is basically: "Hell yeah he gonna pay child support! " or "Hell yeah I'm not gonna pay child support!"
True
Pretty much
Hydreigon or the occasional THAT BABY IS MINE!!
A prevalent contemporary dichotomy, yes. Fascinating.
There was one where the dad was not the father and he started crying cuz he was upset he wanted to raise the child :( I'm trying to find the video of it
Not a single person on this show has an IQ higher than 5.
What about Maury and the guys that make the DNA tests?
@@gabematamoros0707 They are smart because they are making money through those idiots.
Yeh amd its all just with a simple gelelektroforese. Get some cells from mama, get some cells from papa, from the kid. Compare their dnafragments and voila... U can start this shitty program and earn millions...
Im the camera man does
They are mostly black, so what did you expect?
Maury: You are not the father
“Dad”: 🤸♂️
Mom: 😭🙇♀️🛋⬅️⬅️🏃♀️😪😰
🏃♂️🏃♂️📽 🏃♀️
Dad should be changed to guy
V is not a good time to help with your family have a great day at school today and I hope it tomorrow morning if I can do to call me back from my vacation days to go back to me and let me and let me know what I mean and what is your schedule for me and said she can think of right now we are at work and come to the gym with the kids and I are going to call me at your convenience to discuss the only thing I can do is not the only thing that I can do to call for me and said he would be a good day for a walk to be at the same time and I hope
Marsheka Gallion ?
can you stop with the emojis
I DIED when they was dancing to soulja boy
They even had that 2007 Soulja Boy drip 😭😭
I started dancing with them!
I REFUSE to believe he was not ready for this
I’m gonna sign up for dancing classes just in case I’m not the father.
You better do it right know bc we both know that you are a virgin.
Bwahahahahahah
@@sterlingarcher2653 LMAOOO
so you think you will find a women, I thought you were part of the brotherhood
Listen here carefully buddy
*"You are NOT the father"*
“YOU ARE THE FATHER” ladies do the happy dance
“YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER” guys do the happy dance
Guys do a muhfucken backflip
What comes up next?
You are / not a pedophile show?
Then the child starts crying.
That's because the Ho can now claim child support, and the NOT the father can cancel his cheque!
More like the women get in their face and yell their lungs out in the man’s face
4:04
"You got the same chance as me being that baby's daddy!"
Loved that part XD
Well it was true! Both parents were white, and the kid was black 😂
Aura Khaos exactly that’s a black man’s baby
I'm dying 😂😂😂
The fact I read this as it was happening😂😂
Even Maury started laughing at that one 😂
4:05 my favorite part of this whole video is Maury cracking up at everything that guy says lmao
Man: (starts twerking)
Director: “zoom in on but”
Cameraman: “why?”
Director: “for the boys”
👍
I thank the director for that
oh nah u gay
Gotta make sure the material keeps coming
Comment of the year
welcome back to *"why is this on my recommended"* episode 216
That's it? I'm in season 102 episode 3.
@@nagiiboo damm, you are a real youtube veteran
@@fonfra8778 heh, aren't we all who had an account from around 2010 or earlier?
@@nagiiboo I made my first yt account at 2013
On this episode we get another thief
America has some weird shows i guess....
Greetings from germany
I swear, a lot of us are civil!
Yes
It's fake :3
@@lovedittheskinyourin3574 no
@@Mortal-3032 yes
3:22 the cameraman knows his job 🤣🤣
knows? He really love his job!
Woman:crying
Sofa: MY time has come
Rune Nygaard Lmaooooo for real!! 😂😭😭
It breaks
I wonder how many times they had to clean the sofa and pillows from all the tears and germs these women put on it 🤣
It’s more so the floor 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 to the sofa 😂
2:41 the guy that tripped over the chair killed me
😂😂😂
xX AI5P Xx he got the “oooooo” at the right time
xX AI5P Xx
Dat nigga just bounced ‘is way up
He just got up like it was nothing though lmao
He so happy he really didnt care.
This is the most hood show I’ve ever seen
Hay joe sorry 😐
No I disagree
HEY PETER
"You got the same chance as me of being that baby's daddy"
Props to the guy, that was funny
the crowd always hate the dude and turn up with him whem he aint the dad
Erik Gustafson kan det här vara en annan svenne? lol
why do they do that?
Jswave 34 producers tell them to
LiiL ACiiAS
No they don't, the producers have signs telling them how to react
White woman: *screams that white man is babies father*
Baby: *has brown skin and natural textured hair* 🤔
@@hellfix7886 that's like a 1 in a million thing bro
theartisthasarrived the chances are low, but not zero.
@@cheekybreeky3775 I said 1 in a million not zero
I mean, my mom is white, has blue eyes, natural straight blonde hair and my dad is also white, has a curly black hair and bright brown eyes, and I'm brown with curly black hair and very dark brown eyes, I look nothing like my mother or my father. It's not impossible. 🤷
@@catdotcom !
I don't feel bad for the girl or the guy...
I feel bad for the kid...
Nobody thinks about children!
Deloon que
Deloon 😂 they are watching this episode with their non father and they both start furiously sweating🤣
That's fucking true
Deloon j
4:05 even Maury was dead! 😂😂💀💀💀💀
It's sad how people don't realize how much of a problem this is
Exactly. This isn't even about the child anymore. It's about ego.
Zyad AL-otaibe what do you mean
Zyad AL-otaibe ya what du you meen
fucking thots are the reason!
The Creator what is thots
Imagine after all the roasts in the last one if he was the father
That won't have ended well lol
The look on his face would be priceless.......but nah he knew damn well he wasn’t
Lol the baby daddy was clearly black
that's what I thought...would have been crazy.
Dont let this distract you from the fact that his hairline is the same shape as a notch on an iphone 🤣🤣🤣
"I don't even think i had sex with this woman !" gold
😂😂😂
Im ded
Demir Priboj Klaüs ill answer this k, there happy CAUSE THEY DONT GET TO PAY child support
4:20
OHHHHHHHHH
"You got the same chance of being that baby's dady"
Bro killed it cold
“You got the same chance as me being that baby daddy”
Can you imagine when their kid finds this video on internet ...
This show been on so long these kids should start doing reaction videos.
No worries it's all fake anyway
What do you mean it's fake ?
The Shadow LMAO
Lol These kids gonna be like “Look at daddy go!” 😂
The Soulja boy and the twerking guy one has me dead 😂😂
I love how the camera man zoomed in on the twerking guy. EDIT: No homo. lol
The soulja boy is the funniest one lol
He had *MAD CAKE* 😋 lmao
Juuu Juuu 3:17
Fr
I need to learn how to breakdance so if I'm ever not the father I can start breaking it down
Lmao man 😂😂
Lol
So what your saying is that ur results are always u r the father so maybe u should stop producing and then u could learn to breakdance
669clayton maybe you could learn to write and people would be able to understand what message you’re trying to convey
@@ncdozer3103 ok hang on there simpleton "you are the father so no need to breakdance and stop producing with easy women so that you should know that you are the father without tests"
I always felt so bad for the guy who basically got Reverse-Uno'd with the two kids. The one he thought wasn't his was, and vice versa.
Parents be like: You are an accident. But we still love you.
Yeah
Yup, and proud of it!
Yo what anime is your pfp from
Or they don't tell you right away but you just figure it out after making so many jokes that you originally didn't think were actually true (I figured out that I was unplanned after making jokes about it in my youth then actually thinking about if I was)
Shahzaan Khan Fairy Tail
“You are not the father”
Women:😖🏃🏽♀️💨
Men:🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
I love your cartoon image, very funny!
I'm not so sure they fart
"You are the father"
Men : 😣🏃💨
Women : 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Ii just can't believe that kind of shows really exist.
Tomasz B Me too
Yea but what if someone gets pregnant and just says you the father and have to take care of a baby thats not yours and thats why this show exist because of the dna test
Adrian gonzalez you don't need a fucking show to do that you know... the show is for retards
Jorge Mallada its funny
Its probably fake like every reality show from US.
2:41 even the security guard was laughing 😂
women dancing cuz of the child support and men cuz of freedom 😂😂
Bernardo :v my thoughts exactly! Spot on
Lol
Bernardo :v or because they prove that they are not that big of a ho
Saidie Jimenez I didnt think that way, that's a good point
Just Watching Well yeah, who tf want to be stuck raising and paying for a child alone?
God *_really_* needs to hit the reset button.
Reviewing Panther sorry no can do it’s one inch away it has to be 1 cm close.
He shouldve gotten it right the first time
He needs to hit the *kill* button
he should just snap his fingers like thanos💀💀
I would, but that would also mean I'd have to go without humans making memes for a while.
Why..why are my parents in this video
Chuper Cabra R/woosh
@@brandonphoumavong3764 r/lookihavesubreddit
Brandon Phoumavong What
Who
When
1:57 that dance ended up real quick!
Before entering this show they all take 2 weeks of breakdance-practice.
wartb. I bet it’s a requirement yo even be in the show 😂😂
LMFAO
HE BLAC
HE ATTAC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
HE NEVER COMEBAC
zEEp 😂😂
HE BLACC
HE FUCC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
HE WONT BE BACC
zEEp HE FUCC
HE BLACK
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
HE USED A SACK
zEEp LMAOO
HE BLAC
HE GOT THE TEST RESULTS BACK
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
HE SOUIJA BOY OUTTA THERE
Feel sad for the kids....they treat it as some joke
It?
Patrick Star was trying to say everyone in that situation
Kendo -sama kids are jokes now a days
@@kendo-sama9754 ye now i get it
Its fake,there are actors
1:51 mad respect to how she took it like a champ
The fact that these poor kids are growing up either knowing that their father didn't want them or that they don't know who their father is, is very very sad.
If the momma wouldn't be laying with every dude in the club she'd know who the dad would be. The last one, 5 guys before dejon. And he still not the dad. I mean was she still giving it up while pregnant. How many guys she do when she got pregnant
Talk about if the dude was paying child support I'd sue for back pay.
It's actually funny AF
James or their mom screwed twelve dudes and has no idea who fathered their last five kids.
Its their mothers fault for being hoes
" you got the same chance of being that baby's father as me"
I'm dying 😂
This dude is savage lmfao
4:05
Adam Hanafi wow
I love that Maury didn’t even try to hide laughing at that.
Adam Hanafi I DIDNT NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN
I might pay a girl to take me on here even though I'm not the father just so I can dance on national television lmfao that shit looks fuckin lit
silecrem
lol I love your Pfp
silecrem fuck yes
What if it turned out you were the father *oof*
WOW, silecrem, best idea ever!!!
Morty Smith
DANNG
2:35 What?! This girl had sex? and not only with 1 man?! God Bless AMERICA!
Let's just say that people (men mostly) have a "certain" type of women, if you know what i mean. But still..
The new fortnite dances are looking pretty lit
LMAO!!
@@shutthehellyourmouth8463 it's ironic (i think)
Fuck you asshole fortgay ded u cringy piece of shit
🤣😂😂😂😂😂 fortnite gonna have to pay them to use them dance.
Shut the Hell your Mouth Woah, buddy! That’s not very holly jolly!
Can I legally separate from a species
Regretfully... no.
@Shaise Surname Ahhh, did all the little transgender kids hurt your little fee-fees. Sorry, snowflake.
When you find a way to separate, notify me immediately
I sexually identify as a p-90
@@drgnslyr221 Literally the only snowflake here is you. 😂
You are the father!
*girl starts twerking*
oh yeah yeah we call that the “money in the pocket dance”
Hey man we ain’t complaining
Nothing says good parent like showing your ass off on television...
That one kinda hurt me.. imagine that lady having a child
@@sawlaen824
I personally thought it was extremely disgusting and trashy.
I feel really bad for the children involved in shows like this.
Imagine their reaction when they see this, your father walking off stage because he didn't want you or another man dancing because he's not your father.
Its even worse when you realise all these people are probably not ready to support a child, not in employment or struggling financially hence being on the show for a bit of cash.
Its entertaining for us to watch from the outside but I can only imagine what its like on the inside.
_"You are not the father..."_
Trans: *twerks*
_"You are the MOTHER!"_
Fuck Dude hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ItzJaey Shey Lmao as a Trans dude this cracked me up so much :)
@@Sword_Man.
I'm glad you aren't offended😅
@Mr. Vega begone transphobe!!!!
Ok I just got the joke and I gotta say. That was a good one 😂👌🏼
I've been depressed living in Russia, but looking at this maybe it's not that bad
God save America!And thug culture is spreading all over the world.
@Blind Squid the problem is that these pretty Russian girls want the finished product. They want you to be rich but they don't want to hang around while I go through the soul crushing process of getting there.
@@francisu4180 Hey Bro, greetings from USA! I just wanted to say that women are like that here too. Just focus on you and your goals. Girls will come girls will go. Don't tie yourself down. The minute she says she wants exclusivity cut her loose. Dont sacrifice nothing for your career goals. Then when you are rich and comfortable you can have any girl you want. But don't become thier human wallet. Get what you need and go. Pump and dump.
@@UtubeIsassHoe yah I've recently adopted the same mentality. I don't want to tie myself to a woman who will just view me as an ATM
@@Samer-lx5sz Most people are not this way. Btw it's fake :)
and they say americans don't have culture
More like cult shit
if you are fine with it
vronox
They’re not all like this-
Culture of irresponsible people
The real Americans have (the natives)
1:58 they were both shook. that man had to go and take a hard look at that baby lmfaooo
I wouldn't be too proud being on this show in any scenario
When your partner says, "We're going on Maury" you know it's about to hit the fan.
Well it offers free testing so there's that, at least in the states it's not frowned upon to go on THIS show (few others)
@@forbesupnxlous8681 definitely frowned upon. Lmao
Well if you're 100% sure the kid's are/not yours and it's your partner that sugests it then it's kinda like the ultimate "I told you so and you didn't listen now look at how embarassed you are infront of all these people."
Though I can't believe that some people just admited the the circumstances sounding their children's conseptions like the one lady who had a threesome and the other who just said she was "wild in her teens."
True & Deep
The host must love his job.
El Loco Rift 😂
Fuck ya I would
El Loco Rift 😂😂
El Loco Rift fuck I would
SL1K_ Kemit its not fake 😂
These kids gonna grow up and realise they're all made by mistake
Let's be honest here, most kids are born by mistake, but the show just shows how unwanted they are 😂
Lmao yes thats harsh
I was wanted :D
Aris Tobazidis I wasn’t meant to be born, but I was wanted too
@@rotisseriechicken1779 So you were born out of *your* free wil?
I feel bad for these kids… I also feel bad for the government and communities that will have to deal with the products of a promiscuous mother and a father less home..
How can a woman sleep with so many guys and not feel bad or be concerned? Poor kids..
Amber Dennis I remember a woman telling me her story. she was proud of sleeping with 15 guys in one year.... I my standards are against of this thinking, but I know some people keep thinking as long is their body will not harm to anybody else, it is proved is wrong
Because there are idiot people all over the world.
And yet many guys will choosr to date a hoe over a good woman.
Amber Dennis I do not know about other people, but I wouldn't. I would trade my body that way with anybody, just the right person. But I am old, most younger people prefer do without thinking...Too much work. Merry Christmas y'all
what is your definition of a good women you are all the same
father: black
mother: black
children:white
That’s literally me. Both my parents are black but I could pass for white because of how light my skin is lmao.
This happens all the time, absolutely common
Azrael Malaku I Maut r/thatreallyhappened
@@kay6480 f
@@kay6480 boy if you lived in Africa, people would literally swear that you are not your parents kid. They barely know things like these happen. I know as I love there
Kids the moral of the story is, wear *protection....*
no
Use
You’re probably a kid yourself
I clappin raw and you can’t stop me
@@taliamboule2853 why
I know it’s a terrible situation for the child involved (bad parents), but some of these reactions are just priceless
The only reason women get excited is because they know they boutta rack up hella child support
Edit : okay 1.1k likes, gg.
So fucking true, wear a condom fellow bros
No shit, she not bout to pay for that kid alone 😂
Why would the “father” pay child support for a child that isn’t his.
@@caidenleer8990 because it is his, the women get excited when it is the fathers kid
Landon Pearmen Or just be gay and adopt.
Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln
Holy shit. XD
Benjamin Vo This comment is gold
I've been on youtube for a long time and ive never seen a comment so fantastic as this.
Benjamin Vo comment of the year
Copy cat
It’s hard to believe I am part of the same species.
True, so what went wrong with the white species.
STHFGDBY he means humans .... not species... stupid
TSK L spe·cies
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noun: species; plural noun: species; noun: sp.; plural noun: spp.
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@@STHFGDBY How does your dumbass even know how to breathe?
@@eternalr7830 OMG there's always a dumbass that has a zero brain.
1:57 their reactions 😂😂😂😂😂
5:19 who is that and how do I give him my money
but we need more money
Rayane Bouachmir he was talking about the guy in the corner lol
All you need to do, is buy us some more
T I M E
Well the rdr2 memes should stop But we need more time
Arthur Morgan was always the best should have killed Micha instead
I don't get it, the audience hates the man when he first comes out on the stage, but if he isn't the father the people love him?
the audience are probably staged or the world takes a woman's side over the man
Shamooo The Space Whale the majority of the time the first person who is out on stage almost always gets the audience on their side
When They first Come in They Will Asume Its his kid, that means he's a bad father who doesn't help, but if it isn't the women is a skank..
'Murica. nuff said.
MSM Productions
I mean, these sensitive topics. and they make a show about something like that. I dont doubt that the results and tests are real but damn, shit is a personal issues that shouldnt be shown on TV. Of course these people make the choice to do so but the opportunity to do it like that is just wrong in my opinion.
Do u feel me smh?
4:06
No offense but he be looking like an iPhone.
Maeple FUCK😭😂
I don’t even know what that means lol
@@cjstar01jones17
His headd
Be looking like the iphone top
@@cjstar01jones17 iPhone X comes with a notch
I got an I phone and now I see it
Maury: “You Are the Father”
The Father: Time to go get some milk!
Like Nelson's father...
Maury: You are not the father
White women: 🏃♀️
You mean white land whale's 🐋
Fat chicks
Black women tho: 🤷
Why are you running? *WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!*
They ALL do it, regardless of race.
"You are the father."
Guy: Walks away casually
Girl: Starts taunting and laughing
"You are not the father."
Guy: Starts dancing
Girl: Runs away sobbing uncontrollably
ObstacleTurtle It’s a simple cycle on this
ObstacleTurtle you’re not wrong lol
ObstacleTurtle *mostly Africans*
Then the girl tosses herself on the couch or floor
I, Fenrir fuck off
"You are not the mother"
Would be intresting and confiusing?
Andreas Bengtsson you had me dying.
kkkkkkkkkk
Omg xdd 😂😂
Shit you got me there m8 😂😂😂
This has happened, even child services were perplexed when they tested immediately after birth. Turned out mother was using her twins uterus. They fused to one person while their mother was pregnant with her. A condition known as Chimeraism. Took doctors a good while to figure out what happened.
2:03 had me ded when he found out he was the father then got hella close to the screen to try and see the resemblance!!
5:02 this was the first time she ran.
Damn XD
Big Oof
Hahhahahaahahaa
She didn't even run, she was on the very point of falling while walking.
Prob her new fastest record
1:56 Early Celebration gone wrong.
Yep. S.P. thought he had a daughter only to find out that he has a son. 😂😂😂😂
Johnathan Patrick he ALSO got cheated on so he wasn’t expecting that.
"You are not the father"
"Girl runs out"
Cameraman: *I AM SPEED*
3:45
This guy has my respect, he put up with their BS, and threw it right back in their faces. 😏
He was right to be confident, the child was very obviously mixed race so clearly wasnt his
The songs in the background make it 10x better
cool games agreed Lolol
some but the others are so bad
That's why Aliens never come to visite us
@Sal Vulcano He probably misspelled it, and his main language isn't english. Just imagine being for example hungarian (we are lol, I don't know him but I see he's hungarian) and accidentaly misspelling something, and some dumbass commenting check your spelling.
@Sal Vulcano Also, cats are the best. Dogs suck ass
@@bacas4169 what the hell does that have to do with anything?
😂
That sounds like a good thing
Couch in backstage: Oh God not again! *Incoming land whale*
@@spacepotatoes2019 i-
LMAO!!!!!
Tactical whale, incoming !
Most of them are fat af
Pogchamp
That second girl showed us how she ended up getting preggo at the strip club
People seem to forget the innocent children caught up their mess.
#noone cares
Yeah, but the show is funny as shit
You two are fucked up
No one wants any kids to drain em
Or the innocent men they are trying to pin it on?
2:49
When you see a lot of cockroaches on the floor
This got me dead
This was so hard thas his stand joined him
@@harsteel hood platinum
I feel sorry for the children that this is the type of parents they have to go home with.
Yeah, and as long as we keep paying their way, it's gonna keep on multiplying.
@@georgebanville9255 And that is the plot of the movie Idiocracy.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
What about the women. They cry their eyes out having a mental breakdown
illuminati ) EXACTLY!!!!!!! The kids are never going to have good parent
Chosen Samurott ) well they new the risk,
Bru the baby in the last one looks like it's straight out of Africa 😂
Man, the "you are not the fathers" are so satisfying.
C A S H E W ドラン did u receive that male attention u were craving? handmaiden
It's everything I dreamed it to be.
yeah you are right, no one wanne be the father of strangers kid
Man the "you are fathers" are satisfying too
No 100% Not, the „you are the fathers“are satisfying. but okk
I feel bad..
For the kid..
Stynxes痛み I was thinking the same thing..
No need to feel bad for a human
O
Your right they didn't do anything
@@quentinbeatino9576 I think the people is a fack
2:41 how he got back up lmao
Ultra instinct , awoken for not being the father
Smooth
The power of happines
Music fits too🤣