@@mr.almezeini647 been there before, probably the most beautiful woman I've had interested in me and due to my job this happens quite often so I'm comfortable dealing with it but this girl seemed so out of my league that even though she was the one who approached me I choked, couldn't rly finish a sentence and you could see the lack of confidence in me. She invited me out after work and I still regret it to this day but I was so uncomfortable I just immediately said: Sorry, I'm meeting my girlfriend after work... Still kinda pissed to this day ahah
@@Kronic1Chillz Desert he is referencing people who live in the east and the women wear face coverings and so they look like a 9 based on their eyes 😅🤣 hope that makes sense for ya
I got rejected recently by a girl who I've known my whole life, but it might turn out to be a blessing because I'm finally getting my shit together and working out again. Done being a depressed weirdo. Today was my 5th day. Feeling good. Edit: a year later, I’m still lifting. I’m in great shape, I graduated college, and I have a girlfriend. 👍🏻
Standing still in the rain causes one to reflect and become self aware. Close your eyes then and learn to love what you've become. After a time, you'll open your eyes to the faces watching you, curious to hear your voice. I've had many fan girls, I wish them well but I save myself for the right one. Forget women, find financial freedom. Your life /---------------------------------------------\ Your youth /--\ Don't let society dictate your emotions.
Here on TH-cam look up Entrepreneurs and Cars with Richard Cooper and you will start learning about being in your frame and bringing women into it. A lot of young guys should start watching these videos trust me it will help you out it's free..
I used to get really socially anxious and this would happen to me all the time. I was so focused on coming up with something to say I wouldn't even be able to pay attention to what the other person was saying to me and would always end up saying something stupid like Theo asking her what her name was again lmao.
Exactly. The feeling of getting rejected is way better than "I shoulda talked to her!" and have regrets for years on end. Plus, you get hilarious stories to tell your boys. Go get you some!
@@lillotusplays really depends on the type of person you are. Rationally, on paper, the best method is of COURSE to ask. You're discounting the fact that they might say YES! There's so use resigning yourself to failure. Successful people are only successful because they try
Advice for guys. Never ever feel bad about rejection. There are literally countless reasons a girl might not be interested. They could be in a relationship, just getting out of one, asexual, busy with work, going through something, you could be not their type, remind them of an ex, or they could be shallow/full of themselves. Also, be very considerate asking a girl out at work, it could make them really uncomfortable. So only do so if you really feel a connection and ask in a no big deal way, so it doesn’t ruin their work day if they have to say no. If they say no be cool and friendly about it and move on. Finally, think about how shallow and silly most of your guy friends are, women are not angels they are imperfect people just like you so don’t put them on a false pedestal. If you recognize this you won’t be nervous, rejection won’t be so serious, and you will have real friendships and relationships with women.
That is a very shallow outlook . Maybe Kevin is a good dude and treats her well . Maybe Kevin makes her feel special and truly cares about her happiness and well being . Also , maybe she thought Theo was a weirdo and just told him she had boyfriend so he would politely go away . Many girls say that so the dudes fragile ego wont be further damaged .
Such a relatable story lol. It's like you were both confident and incredibly not confident at the same time. When the shit hits the fan Theo, just be honest. Tell her you didn't have a backup plan for that answer and laugh about it. Sometimes these situations just solve themselves. Keep at it my friend. Huge fan.
I embrace rejection . It actually emboldens my character . Accept that you will lose sometimes . Cherish the wins and be confident win or lose . Confidence is the magic ingredient .
@@Halogalandwanderer Not everyone will like you .I can handle that fact and still know I have self worth . I am quite humored when i am rejected . One cannot base self worth on the opinions of others . If you leave self worth in the hands of others you will always lose .
Congratulations mr. Theo, I'm in my 30s and I find it hard as hell compared to when I was younger. This had me dying thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out brother
I once asked out my Japanese teacher and she said no so I ripped on myself in class for getting rejected and it always got a laugh from her and then at the end of the course she said she’d give me one date. Which turned into more than one of ya know what I mean.
Ah man, no matter how down I am, your incredible humor always brings me so much joy. I always fall in love with strangers and never approach them, so at least you're taking that one extra step. Much love brother.
Hands down, never have I ever heard a story on the internet, that I could actually FEEL. Every man has had a similar situation, and probably not only once! Genuinely, THANK YOU, for that raw, visceral replay of a feeling I'd long forgotten. Gotta go... gotta go fall in love with someone across the counter again 🤙🏽
Lol I guess we all live the same life. Saw this cute girl at this mexican shindig down the road today and I wanna ask for her number next time I go but it didn't feel right to ask today because it feels like you gotta scope it out first you know. May we all one day not be rejected by the girl behind the counter
Facts, I thought of my experiences while he was talking too & you’re right it’s happened more than once, it’s not easy but at least we’re not alone out here lol
I enjoy your videos Theo. you seem very down to earth and human. Its hard to find real people like you. All love man, we've all been there and I relate to you a lot.
Thanks for sharing this theo, At least you had the guts to get up there and spark up that conversation. I feel you brother, I'm a nervous wreck around women to. I've been single too long, out the game to long bro, so I have mad respect for you theo. Rejection is always going to be hard, but my guess is it becomes easier the more it happens and one day it won't be a rejection it will be the answer we all want.
Theo Von asking someone out on a date has got to be amazing to watch. Some lines he says are pure gold. If his confidence is up I bet he can score in a second.
This was such a good story which i loved so much. Listened to it while delivering for Amazon and your podcast makes my days fly by, thanks so much theo for all you do.
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Dude I just played with myself wearing a cock ring after I took a few tokes. I found myself here lol crazy
Lol hearing other people get rejected is the best. It always feels so lonely at the time, but literally millions of guys get rejected every single day. Doesn't matter how rich, successful, or good looking you are everyone gets rejected.
This guy is quality. I wish he makes more of these. I love when he said, "started eating the crepe point blank!". See you never know that one awkward rejection you got could be an amazing story to tell some day so hang in there.
Bitches can't say no, if you don't ask. Ofc times has a changed since i was trying to get some strange. Thats probably considered non consensual advancement upon (a strong, independent ,should definitely make the same wages) a defenselese female. But back in my day it was called being the man and making the move. Every kiss i felt the need to ask for i didn't want. And the ONE TIME i got swerved leaning in, that one time hurt the worse because i really really liked her at the time. Looking back now im glad we didnt kiss because i wouldnt be where im at now
At the end of the day it's the one's you don't ask that will always bother you. I subscribe to the Boomhauer method when it comes to approaching lady's
@@truthhurtsii9949 Oh jeezus. Or don't "Red Pill" on women. Believing all women as shallow and treating them as such is sure to land you a shallow ass woman who will be miserable to spend the rest of your life with. Can't say I've found redpillers to be very fulfilled in their relationships.
My guy I literally said that the world is full of abundance. Red Pilling is for guys who have been exposed to real female nature and aren’t down for the simp life. It doesn’t mean that you think women are shallow but in the Social Media age we all living in, most of the beautiful women are very entitled and as men we need to be aware of the power dynamic at play. Once you mature you’ll understand that Marriage is a business contract for the most part.
@@truthhurtsii9949 Yeah you sound really immature and like you are going to land a terrible woman which you will probably use as evidence for your biases you acquired from red pill nonsense. But hey, good luck with that. I'm sure that there are a LOT of very successful men on the red pill subreddits who have achieved ideal healthy relationships, that's why they are on the red pill subreddit to begin with, right?
I've been with my girl for 4 years. When I originally asked her she worked at Wendy's and she said sorry she had a bf. The following week I rolled up in the drive through and said do you still have that boyfriend? She said nope, got her number and the rest is history 🤣
Women are often leery of strange men asking them out, which is unfair to the good guys. Maybe talk to her a few more times and let her get to know you a little before you ask her out.
Theo is so quick witted it’s hard to imagine him being nervous talking to a chick.
With how quick witted he is, you would think he could tell if a girl into him. You gotta catch on the signs bro.
That's the thing about being nervous, sometimes all your wit gets choked and disappears
@@mr.almezeini647 been there before, probably the most beautiful woman I've had interested in me and due to my job this happens quite often so I'm comfortable dealing with it but this girl seemed so out of my league that even though she was the one who approached me I choked, couldn't rly finish a sentence and you could see the lack of confidence in me. She invited me out after work and I still regret it to this day but I was so uncomfortable I just immediately said: Sorry, I'm meeting my girlfriend after work... Still kinda pissed to this day ahah
@@leekeeho543 Tell her why you said that, tell her the truth, she might like you for it.
@@Abaddon3x7 Yea I agree with you.
Do it man, nothing like a flood of honesty especially when the options are tight anyway 😄
I exploded laughing at:
"I didn't know what to ask her so I just asked her name again" 💀
This year every man has at least one desert 9 that got away
Deserts? Interesting.....are you cyber stalking me? That's so sweet
And I did cuz he was gayz
i dont get this comment someone explain pls
@@Kronic1Chillz Desert he is referencing people who live in the east and the women wear face coverings and so they look like a 9 based on their eyes 😅🤣 hope that makes sense for ya
I haven't had dessert yet this year 😭
I got rejected recently by a girl who I've known my whole life, but it might turn out to be a blessing because I'm finally getting my shit together and working out again. Done being a depressed weirdo. Today was my 5th day. Feeling good.
Edit: a year later, I’m still lifting. I’m in great shape, I graduated college, and I have a girlfriend. 👍🏻
that's good to here bro, hope u mk to the end of the yr with positivity too
Cleowessa Faith thanks, man
I like the phrase “depressed weirdo”- I sure feel that way sometimes 😪 I use to have many friends and after moving so often it’s just me often.
work on yourself man, stay positive, and love life
Love it 💪
“Point-blank ate a crepe in front of this woman” 😂😂😂😂😂
With a mask on
@@365tiktok5 That would have been legendary 😂
Theo is rapidly becoming my favorite comedian. Just seems like a cool, authentic person.
God, this story is embedded into every man ever. We all have our version of this story.
Feels so good hearing other people being rejected, makes me feel not alone in this lmao
Lol ur not alone buddy(;
Bro the right one is one. There!! lol all the others are fails or rejection haha
Unda pressure!
Haha
Haha says Emilio Estevez?
This guy is literally the opposite of Mark Zuckerberg. He’s sooooo human. Soooo relatable.
"Every bite tasted like the girl did Not like me" 😂
Fuck, that’s funny
Shame crepe lol 😂 with full eye contact. The balls on this man.
"You ever been so nervous you can't even hear what their saying"
Lol I've never heard anybody talk about this - it's happened to me a couple times 😂😂😂
FOOOK yeah, or you loose total concentration
It happens way to often for me
Standing still in the rain causes one to reflect and become self aware.
Close your eyes then and learn to love what you've become.
After a time, you'll open your eyes to the faces watching you, curious to hear your voice.
I've had many fan girls, I wish them well but I save myself for the right one.
Forget women, find financial freedom.
Your life /---------------------------------------------\
Your youth /--\
Don't let society dictate your emotions.
Here on TH-cam look up Entrepreneurs and Cars with Richard Cooper and you will start learning about being in your frame and bringing women into it.
A lot of young guys should start watching these videos trust me it will help you out it's free..
I used to get really socially anxious and this would happen to me all the time. I was so focused on coming up with something to say I wouldn't even be able to pay attention to what the other person was saying to me and would always end up saying something stupid like Theo asking her what her name was again lmao.
Imagine rejecting the Rat King. Clara, you screwed up sister. I need to get a job in a crepe shop immediately.
Im the 2nd coming of the rat king add my ig needmeanewbenz u make me want to make the right decisions in life
A crepery
Yes girl 😂😂😂
Exactly. The feeling of getting rejected is way better than "I shoulda talked to her!" and have regrets for years on end. Plus, you get hilarious stories to tell your boys. Go get you some!
Rejection over regret
Idk about that one lol one is a rejection memory and the other a positive hopefulness. One is a NO the other one a maybe.
Nope rejection and them straight up telling u they dont wanr u is worse than thinking back at potential conversations
@@lillotusplays really depends on the type of person you are. Rationally, on paper, the best method is of COURSE to ask. You're discounting the fact that they might say YES! There's so use resigning yourself to failure. Successful people are only successful because they try
Agreed 🫡
“Bruh alright I’ll eat em until we’re married if I have to”
Theo thank you for revealing your terribly awkward moments. Makes my dumbass feel better even famous comedians have similar experiences
Advice for guys. Never ever feel bad about rejection. There are literally countless reasons a girl might not be interested. They could be in a relationship, just getting out of one, asexual, busy with work, going through something, you could be not their type, remind them of an ex, or they could be shallow/full of themselves. Also, be very considerate asking a girl out at work, it could make them really uncomfortable. So only do so if you really feel a connection and ask in a no big deal way, so it doesn’t ruin their work day if they have to say no. If they say no be cool and friendly about it and move on. Finally, think about how shallow and silly most of your guy friends are, women are not angels they are imperfect people just like you so don’t put them on a false pedestal. If you recognize this you won’t be nervous, rejection won’t be so serious, and you will have real friendships and relationships with women.
Hey that's really useful advice, I'd say the same
Delusional, feel-good ramble. The majority of rejections happen because women feel the man is beneath them.
Or you could just be ugly 🤷♂️
"who knows, she could've been calling the police" 😂😂😂
It wasn’t a home run, but going into the challenge of approaching Is still a win in my book.
Sometimes you hit a home run and sometimes you just have to run home.
The mullet is a hard sell, it’s too much of the dark arts. 🤣🤣🤣
the dark arts are phenomenal
I work with a guy who has a lady but the gas station we fuel the vans up at hit on him. She led off with "I'm really into mullets" haha
Mullets are hot as hell lol
Am I tripping or did he call the hijab a “word yamaka” 😂😂😂😂😂
Aka that front muffler. I think he meant muzzle 😂
He was trying to think of the word 'yashmak', but a 'word yarmulka' is just a genius piece of word association.
Honestly unreal level intellect
That muffler bro 😂😂
Just roll with the genius that is Theo lol
I can’t imagine Theo ever being at a loss for words.
Watch his interview with Khalyla
One day that girl will find out that she turned down the Rat King himself, for her boyfriend Kevin who works at Home Depot and tries his best.
Why is it always a Kevin lol
What the hell bro, I am trying my best. 😆
So she should why break up with a good man
@Crazy Cletus ye haw
That is a very shallow outlook . Maybe Kevin is a good dude and treats her well . Maybe Kevin makes her feel special and truly cares about her happiness and well being . Also , maybe she thought Theo was a weirdo and just told him she had boyfriend so he would politely go away . Many girls say that so the dudes fragile ego wont be further damaged .
Such a relatable story lol. It's like you were both confident and incredibly not confident at the same time. When the shit hits the fan Theo, just be honest. Tell her you didn't have a backup plan for that answer and laugh about it. Sometimes these situations just solve themselves. Keep at it my friend. Huge fan.
This video actually changed my life, rejection doesn't seem so scary anymore. Thank you
I embrace rejection . It actually emboldens my character . Accept that you will lose sometimes . Cherish the wins and be confident win or lose . Confidence is the magic ingredient .
I’m newly single after 7 years feeling like a fish outta water. How do you embrace that shit man
@@Halogalandwanderer Not everyone will like you .I can handle that fact and still know I have self worth . I am quite humored when i am rejected . One cannot base self worth on the opinions of others . If you leave self worth in the hands of others you will always lose .
Theo is more amped about this rejection than he's been about anything forever. Something tells me his new settings are a good influence for him.
I feel 10ft tall after being rejected too. It's weird
Can u explain?
@@marcies1297 He moved out of LA and seems to be enjoying it.
@Redresseny if you're from the south you come to expect goodness out of most people and LA is a soulless degenerate mess of a city
@@redredred1 where'd he move?
Theo's honesty is incredible. What a dude :)
Congratulations mr. Theo, I'm in my 30s and I find it hard as hell compared to when I was younger. This had me dying thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out brother
Reminds me of when i got rejected by a hot physical therapest but still had to see her twice a week for 6 more weeks lol
Should've waited until the last appointment to ask her our bruh
@@Francisah Nah she could have been taken by then. Shooters shoot.
woof reading that made me cringe for you dawg, stay blessed and undressed cuz. ganggang slangslang
bro, I asked out my classmate girl. Got fucking rejected, then we studied together for 2 fucking awkward years!
I once asked out my Japanese teacher and she said no so I ripped on myself in class for getting rejected and it always got a laugh from her and then at the end of the course she said she’d give me one date. Which turned into more than one of ya know what I mean.
Ah man, no matter how down I am, your incredible humor always brings me so much joy. I always fall in love with strangers and never approach them, so at least you're taking that one extra step. Much love brother.
I think you and Theo should get together.
@@vitaly6312 Only in my wildest of dreams.
Just go for it. They probably like you too.🤷♂️
You didnt get rejected dude, she was just spoken for already.
The 22 people who dislike this were the people standing in line at the crepe place while Theo was trying to Mac
He has a natural ability to decompress my depression, I appreciate his genuine nature in a world of fakeness, thank you Theo, never change.
Middle Eastern women... They wear that front muffler
He's spot on
That word yarmulke! Amazing how his brain works.
PHAT FELLA
Hahaha He learned that word from Joey Diaz .
🤣
This story was absolutely riveting. I’m literally on the edge of my couch.
Not sure if this was satire but I literally was
Anytime a girl answers she has a boyfriend you got to come back with that home-wrecking hitter "how long you had that problem???"
@@nivangunaratne6068 Hot damn that's fantastic.
Lmfao
Gang
That shit is old. I been saying that for years.
OHHHH SHIET, that's da numb one stunna right there
“Every bite tasted like this girl does not like me”
Bro…you nailed it. You nailed the struggle.
Hands down, never have I ever heard a story on the internet, that I could actually FEEL. Every man has had a similar situation, and probably not only once! Genuinely, THANK YOU, for that raw, visceral replay of a feeling I'd long forgotten.
Gotta go... gotta go fall in love with someone across the counter again 🤙🏽
Lol I guess we all live the same life. Saw this cute girl at this mexican shindig down the road today and I wanna ask for her number next time I go but it didn't feel right to ask today because it feels like you gotta scope it out first you know. May we all one day not be rejected by the girl behind the counter
Facts, I thought of my experiences while he was talking too & you’re right it’s happened more than once, it’s not easy but at least we’re not alone out here lol
I love how Theo puts stuff, he has a gift.
She's a desert 9 😂😂😂😂
Theo has one of the best voices on the airwaves! Gang Gang Baby!
Gang gang!
This is stage material.
99% of what comes out of theos mouth is stage material
Theo could get up on stage and just talk and it’d be better than 95% of comedians out there right now
Absofookenlutely,..
*materiel
He obviously uses his podcast as spontaneous material testing
lmao "so i just asked her name again" :***(
I love how unashamed Theo is, my favorite person to watch lol
I totally relate to this. Way to go for having the courage to do it Theo.
"Ah wuz in Saw-dee UH-rabbya..."
I enjoy your videos Theo. you seem very down to earth and human. Its hard to find real people like you. All love man, we've all been there and I relate to you a lot.
Thanks for sharing this theo, At least you had the guts to get up there and spark up that conversation. I feel you brother, I'm a nervous wreck around women to. I've been single too long, out the game to long bro, so I have mad respect for you theo. Rejection is always going to be hard, but my guess is it becomes easier the more it happens and one day it won't be a rejection it will be the answer we all want.
Diogenes, we've found your honest man.
hahaha
“Desert 9” LMFAO
Danke!
The way he pronounces “Saudi Arabia “ 😭
Arabee her
Why is every Theo Von story so fucking hilarious without him even trying
How does this only have 800 likes. Society is falling.
Theo Von asking someone out on a date has got to be amazing to watch. Some lines he says are pure gold. If his confidence is up I bet he can score in a second.
Im glad as glee that Theo is npt like most people.
It’s one of my most favorite things about him
Theo is a gift to mankind.
Getting rejected for Theo is like winning the lottery
LMAOOO this was hilarious all the way through.
Damn Theo, you are a great catch. I would gladly watch a fight with you any time!
"it just didnt make any sense man" 😂😂😂
I'm having a really really really bad week, and thus made me laugh so hard man ❤️
Oh you lost! You eat the crepe!! Lmao bruh.
This proves you’re a national hero theo
Thank you for sharing this man, it really helps to see that other people go through something like this as well. It can be a little rough out there
Lol its funny how he analyzes everything
This was such a good story which i loved so much. Listened to it while delivering for Amazon and your podcast makes my days fly by, thanks so much theo for all you do.
Dude I just played with myself wearing a cock ring after I took a few tokes. I found myself here lol crazy
"Have you ever been so nervous, you couldn't even hear what the other person is saying?" Yes. Oh yes.
you know it's daggum bad when Theo gettin rejected
Weird that Theo gets rejected, he’s a objectively good looking man, and he’s charming as fuck.
He's also weird as hell and has a mullet daddy lol
@@sitonmuhdeckasshole that's better than 95% of us men can say for ourselves lmao
Or maybe, that chick really had a BF
Even Ronaldo can get rejected. Cold approach is 95% rejection rate.
Desert 9 😂🤣🤣🤣 I swear to god brolmaoooooo
“... she could have been calling the police...”... hahahaha
This was so interesting to hear, I really appreciate stories like this, thanks man. Keep your head up and move on to the next person!
Lol hearing other people get rejected is the best. It always feels so lonely at the time, but literally millions of guys get rejected every single day. Doesn't matter how rich, successful, or good looking you are everyone gets rejected.
I don't get how Theo can be so smooth sometimes then be cringe like this haha. Love theo!
I love this so much, your not the only one
This guy is quality. I wish he makes more of these. I love when he said, "started eating the crepe point blank!". See you never know that one awkward rejection you got could be an amazing story to tell some day so hang in there.
Got rejected yesterday. Still stings
The amount of second-hand anxiety I got from this 😮💨😂
Theo should write a course on how to talk about anything random ... dude's truly got a million-dollar mouthpiece
It's not important that he was rejected, the important part is that he had the balls to try.
I'm surprised that Theo would be unconfident.
I'm proud of you dude 💪
That Ed Edd and Eddie "do you have a boyfriend" about killed me tho 🤣
Getting rejection is good. It's part of being a man and doing your job
Man this was the best rejection story I’ve ever heard 😂
Dont feel to bad I had a girl alone in my house and asked if I could have a hug and she said no
That's horrible
should've asked for head
Bitches can't say no, if you don't ask. Ofc times has a changed since i was trying to get some strange. Thats probably considered non consensual advancement upon (a strong, independent ,should definitely make the same wages) a defenselese female. But back in my day it was called being the man and making the move. Every kiss i felt the need to ask for i didn't want. And the ONE TIME i got swerved leaning in, that one time hurt the worse because i really really liked her at the time. Looking back now im glad we didnt kiss because i wouldnt be where im at now
This man right here, knows how to make almost anything funny. Genius.
Thanks Theo, this made me feel a lot better about myself
"who knows, she might have been calling the police." 🤣 thats the spirit!
At the end of the day it's the one's you don't ask that will always bother you. I subscribe to the Boomhauer method when it comes to approaching lady's
Those really eat a hole in your brain...
The World is full of Abundance my friends, You guys need to Red Pill on Women and this wont happen anymore
@@truthhurtsii9949 Oh jeezus. Or don't "Red Pill" on women. Believing all women as shallow and treating them as such is sure to land you a shallow ass woman who will be miserable to spend the rest of your life with.
Can't say I've found redpillers to be very fulfilled in their relationships.
My guy I literally said that the world is full of abundance. Red Pilling is for guys who have been exposed to real female nature and aren’t down for the simp life. It doesn’t mean that you think women are shallow but in the Social Media age we all living in, most of the beautiful women are very entitled and as men we need to be aware of the power dynamic at play. Once you mature you’ll understand that Marriage is a business contract for the most part.
@@truthhurtsii9949 Yeah you sound really immature and like you are going to land a terrible woman which you will probably use as evidence for your biases you acquired from red pill nonsense. But hey, good luck with that.
I'm sure that there are a LOT of very successful men on the red pill subreddits who have achieved ideal healthy relationships, that's why they are on the red pill subreddit to begin with, right?
This is one of the funniest stories I ever done heard
I've been with my girl for 4 years. When I originally asked her she worked at Wendy's and she said sorry she had a bf. The following week I rolled up in the drive through and said do you still have that boyfriend? She said nope, got her number and the rest is history 🤣
“Not even the trucker.. didn’t think about that”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Women are often leery of strange men asking them out, which is unfair to the good guys. Maybe talk to her a few more times and let her get to know you a little before you ask her out.
Crepery is GOLD!
"That word yamaka" 😆😆👏
You're hilarious .... the most laughing I've done this week.
this clip spoke to me in such a way....
I can’t stop laughing… what’s your name again🤣🤣🤣