Hollywood's Worst Production Nightmare - The Island of Dr Moreau

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    • @flamewater6639
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    • @flamewater6639
      @flamewater6639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally eating popcorn lol

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      @ishootgreens1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

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    • @redcrow8402
      @redcrow8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ishootgreens1248 shut up troll

    • @BigRipzz
      @BigRipzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is such a poorly paced video and is really a giant drag. really you should just quit

  • @Szyperak
    @Szyperak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4522

    It's hilarious to think that most of the important people only wanted to take part in this to work with Brando and then it turned out he's one of the worst people to work with

    • @jackmesrel4933
      @jackmesrel4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      In his defense, most of the productions were he was an asshole he had some serious personal problems, so even though his behaviour is unnacceptable, you can see why he wasn't cooperative, the dude wasn't in a good headspace. Again, not justifying, just having a bit of empathy for the guy

    • @timothyfinch7295
      @timothyfinch7295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      @@jackmesrel4933 Not to mention that he was stuck in a miserable, humid jungle as an old man while also having to deal with Val Kilmer of all people.

    • @imaginekudryavka9485
      @imaginekudryavka9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      And to add to all that above, mostly he wasn't being a cunt like Val Kilmer but he just didn't really care anymore, and would do ridiculous shit or whatever he felt was comfortable. He knew what movies were just a paycheck. Had Stanley been there, and had he not had personal issues, I think he would've made more of an effort.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@imaginekudryavka9485 yeah by this point in his career Brando just didn’t give a crap anymore. This is the same guy who was offered the main villain role in an animated film and decided “no I want to voice this old lady, I’ll even wear a dress and makeup whilst I record it”

    • @setsunatenma9467
      @setsunatenma9467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      its why don`t meet your idols

  • @robjgolde3221
    @robjgolde3221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    “Your problem is that you confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent” is a god-tier insult.

    • @saintjohnny2028
      @saintjohnny2028 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If I was Val Kilmer, I would have IMMEDIATELY stfu after that one xD

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      And then punctuating it with a brutal cabbage fart

    • @ThaiThom
      @ThaiThom 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      However, it can also be a very empowering compliment if you're an unpaid nobody like most of us.

    • @joeschmoe3665
      @joeschmoe3665 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      LoL if it's true he ate cabbage to fart in scenes with Kilmer is the funniest shit I've heard: "I'm gonna make him a fart he can't refuse" XD

  • @rmansfield6
    @rmansfield6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    Having someone get bitten by a snake, another infected by a parasite, and a third mugged in Sydney may be the most Australian series of events I've ever heard.

    • @psychokinrazalon
      @psychokinrazalon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bitten by a spider.

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Nobody caught fire from standing in the elements too long though

    • @williek08472
      @williek08472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      All they're missing is getting punched by a kangaroo.

    • @recluse4788
      @recluse4788 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Only thing they're missing is a crocodile attack and heatstroke and they'd reach peak Australian

    • @marquisdesade3025
      @marquisdesade3025 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So far “all they’re missing” is at least 5 things… what else?

  • @Theguitararcher
    @Theguitararcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "The relationship between Brando and the crew got so bad one actor was prohibited from handling a gun." I don't know why but this hilarious imagine being hated that much

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Knowing what Brando could be like and how grouchy, stubborn and selfish he could be I can totally believe it. This is the guy who used to go behind his wife’s back by sneaking out to eat Burger King in the bushes at the dead of night when she was trying to help him lose weight

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So both Brando and his Vito Corleone character had people who wanted to kill them?

    • @intergalactic92
      @intergalactic92 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The wild part to me, is that this implies people on the set had guns….. I know they call it a film shoot but I didn’t think that’s what they meant.

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@WarriorXena446
      I bet it was the German. Brando basically stole his entire role.

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@WarriorXena446
      Cool profile pic btw. Did you create it yourself?

  • @Twicken17
    @Twicken17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1769

    Dude, the story of Werner Herzogs "Fitzcarraldo" is way more crazy.
    Just to name an inzident: While filming in the jungle, one camera man got bit by a snake and in fear of the venom, he immediately saw his leg off on set.

    • @JoshDaGreat16
      @JoshDaGreat16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      What???? That’s insane

    • @Twicken17
      @Twicken17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@JoshDaGreat16 the director Herzog wrote a hole book about the insane experience that was filming this film.

    • @michaelsinger4638
      @michaelsinger4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Klaus Kinski was a maniac.

    • @Twicken17
      @Twicken17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@michaelsinger4638 true

    • @jimmypadilla3441
      @jimmypadilla3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@michaelsinger4638 a straight up monster

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3042

    "I'm sorry, the furry jokes are just too easy" - man who portrays himself as humanoid dog
    great vid as always cynical

    • @mr.r_r7199
      @mr.r_r7199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Joseph Douek i am curious did SaberSpark do something? i used to watch some of his videos but i kinda grew out of his content

    • @ks_yes1491
      @ks_yes1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Joseph Douek definitely not 👀

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@mr.r_r7199 (breaking joke chain here) there's a whole meme about saberspark being a furry cause he keeps outwardly denying it, but he has furry merch and there is plenty of furry fanart of himself that he showcases so lots of people are very suspicious about it

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      @Vlad544_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

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      @plague_doctor0237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

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  • @Groomsman
    @Groomsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    It’s very much like “The Room”, where the production is weird, the movie’s weird, and the story behind it is much more interesting and probably made more money

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Room is nothing like that.

    • @indycole396
      @indycole396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@neo-filthyfrank1347 that is exactly what happened to the room…

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@indycole396 The making of The Room is not more interesting than The Room itself, which is a masterpiece.

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Tommy is at least way more charming and well meaning, the room is a masterpiece in its own special way despite most of it coming from tommys ignorance of American culture and amature director experience.

    • @indycole396
      @indycole396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@maverickdarkrath4780 “ignorance of American culture? What do you mean! He’s from Louisiana!”

  • @ODST_Parker
    @ODST_Parker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Gonna be honest, when I heard "production nightmare" I wasn't expecting, "The French set off a nuke next to it."

    • @Makowh
      @Makowh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You can always count of the French government to come out of nowhere and make things worse for no reason

    • @michelletuband
      @michelletuband 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I can remember something similar happen in the making of Genghis Khan.

    • @darrenstopper1806
      @darrenstopper1806 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@michelletubandu mean the conqueror with John Wayne?If so they did film at a desert where nuclear tests had happened.I think a lot of those involved did end up with cancer

  • @ethal1222
    @ethal1222 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I'd absolutely watch a "Disaster Artist"-style movie about the making of The Island of Doctor Moreau.

    • @gallibon1319
      @gallibon1319 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      YES! Someone needs to make that.

    • @DM-it1qf
      @DM-it1qf ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Someone please pitch that

    • @sugaredviolets2085
      @sugaredviolets2085 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There is one, but not exactly Disaster Artist style, but somewhat. It’s called Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr Moreau. It’s a documentary about the making of it, anyways. Might be on TH-cam not sure.

    • @mrsinister8978
      @mrsinister8978 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​​@@sugaredviolets2085 its on tubi. I watched it on there.

    • @mrsinister8978
      @mrsinister8978 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is this not an actual thing yet

  • @Believin_Stephen
    @Believin_Stephen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    As a film student, I’ve learned a valuable lesson from this: there is no actor so valuable they are worth that amount of crap they cause on set. Even if the studio demanded we keep them, and even if it cost me my job, I would fire Brando and Kilmer for making such a toxic, unworkable environment.

    • @bowen704
      @bowen704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Less talky, more filmy. I’m the star here, I drink directors tears for breakfast.

    • @BlookbugIV
      @BlookbugIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Brando is the best thing in that movie tho

    • @frankieseward8667
      @frankieseward8667 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bowen704 film bombs. Backstage drama revealed, carrer ruined.

    • @YOSSARIAN313
      @YOSSARIAN313 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@frankieseward8667 considering that Brando had destroyed his career before due to his behavior on set you think he would have learned his lesson but he didnt.

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s something I like to remind people of in my workplace- at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter what kind of skill, education or qualifications someone has for the job, if they’re so hard to deal with that absolutely no one else will work with or around them everything screeches to a halt. Sometimes it’s better to go for the next choice or do without altogether if need be.

  • @YggdrasilAudio
    @YggdrasilAudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    The book is actually unironically creepy and interesting, and still pretty shocking in ways for a book close 150 years old.

    • @Elstree
      @Elstree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The age of a book doesn’t denote it’s overall quality

    • @ironnoah9461
      @ironnoah9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Then it goes to show that stories like that will remembered for generations to come.
      Yeah I know that sound profane and fluffy but it's the best I can come up with.

    • @YggdrasilAudio
      @YggdrasilAudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Elstree I never said it didn't, but sometimes stories that try to rebell against established norms by shocking its readers, tend to age poorly, since they eventually reach readers who are more distant from what the book was originally rebelling towards.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean, I’m pretty sure Wells partially wrote it to lampoon eugenicists, so that’s not that surprising
      Personally, I think “Time Machine” was even creepier, but I read that first and years before, so I may just have been immured to Wells’ weird half-human fucktoys

    • @ironnoah9461
      @ironnoah9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@warlordofbritannia*double-takes on the last part* hold up

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    "Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau" is one of the most interesting and entertaining film documentaries I've watched in recent years.

    • @imaginekudryavka9485
      @imaginekudryavka9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hell yes! I feel like I already know so much about this production (through the Lost Soul doc as well as various videos) and yet and I'm so excited to watch another video on it.

    • @Gilgaemesh
      @Gilgaemesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I actually just watched for the first time the other day.. It gets insane...

    • @bayonetababe9697
      @bayonetababe9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where can you find it? I’d really like to check it out because it sounds crazier than even I thought.

    • @Gilgaemesh
      @Gilgaemesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bayonetababe9697 I'm pretty sure it's on Prime?

    • @bayonetababe9697
      @bayonetababe9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gilgaemesh Thanks I’ll check it out.

  • @makotoplush9776
    @makotoplush9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1963

    Not gonna lie, that Raycon documentary at the start was pretty interesting.

    • @mozariahrain8363
      @mozariahrain8363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yeah, it got me. And it's really interesting. Im not upset about this ad!

    • @funfionn2045
      @funfionn2045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No cap

    • @davidchaladze1082
      @davidchaladze1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Probably the first time when I genuinely enjoyed an ad in video lol

    • @NT-sx2bd
      @NT-sx2bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Interesting pfp and name, creative too

    • @makotoplush9776
      @makotoplush9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NT-sx2bd I want to change it but I'm too lazy to

  • @Nuked519
    @Nuked519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    Imagine telling H.G. Wells that one of his stories led to all this insanity.

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I think he would've laughed his ass off 🤣

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Still better than the adaptation of "Time Machine" directed by his grandson.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@troodon1096 imagine not living up to one of your ancestors in your creative fields.

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think Orson Welles might have an anecdote on that

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@crimsondynamo615 to be fair his grandson is primarily an animation director, that movie was his first and I believe only attempt at doing live action

  • @jeffmcarthur5617
    @jeffmcarthur5617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I knew someone who was on this set and he told a story that you'll probably find amusing. So Faruza Balk approached Marlon Brando while he was chatting with some friends. She told him that they should probably talk about their characters' relationship. Brando said, "Imagine... a big rose colored basket." "Uh-huh," Balk said, hanging on his every word. "Now imagine this big, rose colored basket the size of New York." "Uh-huh." "Now imagine this big, rose colored basket the size of New York filled with hundred dollar bills. That's how much they're paying me to be in this piece of shit. And that's the nature of our relationship." He then turned back to his friends and continued talking to them.
    Also, Kilmer was keen on getting to know Brando because he had recently been in the film Thunderheart, and he thought it made them kindred spirits since they both showed sensitivity to the natives. (Yeah, I know.) Kilmer kept trying to chat with him about this subject, and Brando kept ignoring him because he saw him for the pretentious asshole he was. (Of course, it's the pot calling the kettle black, but whatever.)
    Thought you might like those little tidbits.

  • @jesse3391
    @jesse3391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    I feel bad for the crew that cared for the original version of the movie, even after all that happened they still respected and wanted the original director, feel like they must have had some passion for the script original story

  • @Elstree
    @Elstree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I feel bad for Stanley, having the thing he was so passionate about waved under his nose and then taken away, must have sucked.

    • @Sage-Thyme
      @Sage-Thyme ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know I'm a year late to this but I couldn't agree more, I loved the H G Wells book and was excited when I found out about this film, went to the cinema to see it and was massively disappointed. I would love to have been able to see Stanley's version of it, I think it could have been amazing.

  • @alptigin5438
    @alptigin5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Check out Terry Gilliam's history. Nearly every movie he's every made had a production that was somewhere between "troubled" and "absolute cluster-fuck", and all for the craziest reasons, like a random flash-flood, or being denounced by the Pope.

    • @mttylerdurden9
      @mttylerdurden9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Like the man who killed Don Quixote?

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can’t deny the man is a genius

    • @taracarroll4218
      @taracarroll4218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Fellow Python, Eric Idle said he would rather re-live boarding school than do another of Gilliam's films.

    • @alptigin5438
      @alptigin5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@mttylerdurden9 Yes, or, another one, having the studio head change. Ned Tannen OK'd Brazil, and, after it was complete, Sid Sheinberg refused to release it. Like, it's already done, fucker, just print it.

    • @GWRNori
      @GWRNori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      DENOUNCED BY THE POPE?????
      Please. I need to know this story now.

  • @erttheking
    @erttheking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “So after the Warlock blood ritual, an atomic bomb went off” is now an accurate sentence

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    You have to grudgingly admire a production so cursed that it literally drove its original director insane.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Not only insane but fleeing into the jungle after burning all the notes. Bloody Hell.

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomcenturion7264 what?

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@robotzombie4754 Yeah Richard Stanley burned and shredded a lot of important note for production after he was fired and then disappeared in the jungle for a few months.

    • @cecy2
      @cecy2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think the original director was insane since he hired a warlock or something like that to get Brando in the movie

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Dolphin Brando and his homonculus should have had a meet cute and thus created the greatest love story of all time!

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Holy shit that would be super freaky and disturbing.

    • @meloneatingwolf1882
      @meloneatingwolf1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      (Pulls off the dolphin head) you thought I was Marlon, but I was I, Dio!

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why the fuck would anyone want to witness that?

    • @elennapointer701
      @elennapointer701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They did. Where do you think BB-8 came from?

    • @wcthesecret
      @wcthesecret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      …meet cute sounds like a homo thing.

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    *"If I made a movie about Val Kilmer's life, I wouldn't hire Val Kilmer."* a quote from the director of this trainwreck of a film 😂🤣

    • @jackmesrel4933
      @jackmesrel4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What a chad

    • @michaelsinger4638
      @michaelsinger4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He also literally told someone to “ Get that bastard off my set” referring to Kilmer once Kilmer had finished filming his last scene.

    • @Malum09
      @Malum09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      At the end of the day, what killed Val Kilmer career was himself

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I’ll give Kilmer credit for apologizing to Richard Stanley after Stanley was fired from the production. But boy were his fights with Frankenheimer during this legendary

    • @MichaelMichael-us6wq
      @MichaelMichael-us6wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In a nutshell, came a documentary about Kilmers life

  • @lew1719
    @lew1719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "There's a robbery at Woolworths" is the greatest Brando quote of all time.

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As an Australian, this made me laugh like an idiot

  • @moonflower5553
    @moonflower5553 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Stanley sneaking back onto set dressed as an extra is so funny, its like a scene from a movie in and of itself

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stanley seems like a good guy

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was a good film to be an extra on. The catering was great, made a nice little packet without doing much hard yakka and almost everyone wore crazy squishy/rubbery heads and masks, so to this day I have no idea who I am in the background (if I made it onscreen at all lol). Bonus :D

  • @iantaran2843
    @iantaran2843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    You KNOW it's really bad when the person your excited to work with tells you "go home, this movie is cursed" just my god, can you imagine ? 🤣

  • @saladman420
    @saladman420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    The fact that you mentioned that Brando and the small man character inspired Dr Mephesto from South Park made me remember that Dr Mephesto is known for creating genetic abominations and was apart of NAMBLA aka the national Association of Marlon Brando look alikes

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You’ve South Parked me!

    • @conservativedoggo28
      @conservativedoggo28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      God and I thought I liked South park haha

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was it not North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?

    • @philyeary8809
      @philyeary8809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the better recent episodes.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@philyeary8809 recent? That episode was years ago.

  • @kellennicholson4488
    @kellennicholson4488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Quite frankly, given how hellish this production was, it's an achievement that it's mediocre and forgettable.
    Poor Stanley....

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      At least Stanley came back with Color Out of Space.

    • @jakey14344
      @jakey14344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@crowdemon_archives unfortunately, the screenwriter of that movie accuse him of being an abusive asshat which lead to him being unable to finish his intended trilogy. I guess is that because of the movie's problems that Stanley turned into an abusive husband. Although time will tell that either Scarlett Amaris was saying the truth of she just saw Amber Heard and said "Hold my Beer".

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You fell for a misogynistic smear campaign.​@@jakey14344

  • @sophisticautistic5453
    @sophisticautistic5453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    This movie sounds like it was held together by hope and ductape given the trouble of this production.

    • @brandonmclendon5368
      @brandonmclendon5368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It makes the production of Justice League seem like it was a walk in the park.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty powerful duct tape to hold this together

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like despair, duct tape, and cocaine.

    • @sophisticautistic5453
      @sophisticautistic5453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@charmandyorton006 FLEX TAPE!

  • @queencancerous5332
    @queencancerous5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Marlin Brando shouting “there’s a robbery at Woolworth!” in that makeup sounds fucking hilarious

  • @spiritbomb0719
    @spiritbomb0719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Funny that Frankenheimer was essentially hired specifically to deal with Kilmur, yet he was better at pushing around everyone EXCEPT the man he was meant to.😥

    • @gallibon1319
      @gallibon1319 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, he still put him in his place.

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, seems like he was a bully that couldn't take on other bullies.

    • @typie34
      @typie34 ปีที่แล้ว

      this whole movie sounded like a clash of assholes.

  • @raccoonja-ronja
    @raccoonja-ronja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I wanted to create a game based on the book "The Island of Dr. Moreau" as my final project for university. Now I'm glad I quit that idea and changed the subject of my game.

    • @pontiusporcius8430
      @pontiusporcius8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What was the game about?

    • @raccoonja-ronja
      @raccoonja-ronja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@pontiusporcius8430 The idea was to have a game set after the story of the book. The player searches the island for clues to find ot if the narrator of the book was telling the truth or had just gone mad.
      Another student is still working on the project, but I quit it because our team didn't work.

    • @pontiusporcius8430
      @pontiusporcius8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sounds like a great adventure game.

    • @marcusblackwell2372
      @marcusblackwell2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@raccoonja-ronja sounds interesting...
      If it's any consolation: I think the game would have a better production than the movie

    • @austinhinton3944
      @austinhinton3944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@raccoonja-ronja Reminds me of Jurassic Park: Tresspasser. Where the protag arrives on Site B after the events of the second movie. She explores, avoids being raptor chow all while Hammond’s memoirs narrate the story.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    My favorite story from this fustercluck of movie production was when the original director manage to sneak back on set and end up in the movie as one of the animal hybrids.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fustercluck is my another favourite strong language stand in now. Thanks!

  • @TwentyPercentDash
    @TwentyPercentDash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    I know Critical Drinker made a review on this, but I like it when multiple reviewers cover the same movie. They often talk about different aspects of the film, and have unique takes on it. It's nice to see multiple perspectives on the same topic.

    • @DeetotheDubs
      @DeetotheDubs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's also interesting to see which bits they find interesting or important enough to mention. Kind of reveals more of their personalities.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about Thoughty2? He did a review on it recently!

    • @merloaf0332
      @merloaf0332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I could hardly care about the critical drinker, he bluntly didn't care about the suicide squad a couple months ago and he said it might fail. no look where are today. the suicide squad is so critical acclaimed.

    • @TwentyPercentDash
      @TwentyPercentDash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@merloaf0332 You don't care about Drinker because he didn't predict the success of one film?

    • @merloaf0332
      @merloaf0332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TwentyPercentDash he blindy critique it without even watching. a dumb move by him and ya boi dislike so yeah.

  • @MrBelles104
    @MrBelles104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is basically like the Episode "Queen Banana" from Miraculous Ladybug. Chloe constantly changes the plot of her classes movie against the majority of the casts wishes and doesn't even show up during filming.

  • @Sawrattan
    @Sawrattan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Not gonna lie, I think Marlon Brando's suggestions actually worked really well - the mini-me, bucket hat, Pope-mobile and even the line about feeling hot, were all really memorable and added to the sheer insanity of the island itself. Except the dolphin... not the dolphin.

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They just looked stupid man, come on

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They were at the very least memorable, which is more than what the rest of the movie had going for it. People going in to see Dr. Moreau expecting weird hybrids and a generic jungle setting as its main visuals. No one expects to see Brando with a tiny man as his personal side kick while both are wearing a white gossamer robe and headdress

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not sure why you would lie about that

    • @dawnone8924
      @dawnone8924 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed; and fortunately unfortunate that Kilmers outlook on life at the time made him perfect for his role as well. One of my favorite movies because its so unhinged while still having a deep seeded message that makes you question humanity.

    • @KlausBahnhof
      @KlausBahnhof ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dawnone8924 Knowing nothing about Kilmer's antics on set, I thought his performance was pitch perfect for the story and the bizarre setting. He seems to be channelling Hunter S. Thompson throughout, and the eccentric costume changes provide a valuable snapshot of classic 90's new age style.

  • @lizc6393
    @lizc6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    This film's story has GOT to be the wildest in the history of cinema.

    • @Pup_Star
      @Pup_Star 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

    • @drakron
      @drakron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nope, try *Roar*.

    • @colbunkmust
      @colbunkmust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@drakron Yeah, at least in this no one got mauled by giant cats.

    • @Pup_Star
      @Pup_Star 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@drakron he made a video on that

    • @andrewbyrne2173
      @andrewbyrne2173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm waiting for CJ to cover anything involving Klaus Kinski. Dude was batshit crazy.

  • @eldorados_lost_searcher
    @eldorados_lost_searcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    ... The French government... Detonated... A nuke... Next to... Marlon Brando's private island... While he was mourning the death of his daughter.
    Jesus, that's a lot of bad piled into one sentence.

    • @sonictennyson2201
      @sonictennyson2201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It’s like pouring a giant salt bag in an opened up torso.

    • @Makowh
      @Makowh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You can always count on the French government to come make it worse at the weirdest and worst moment

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was karma

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Imagine being Marlon Brando you’re just getting some alone time at your island to just contemplate what happened and how your daughter is gone then suddenly you hear a big boom and see a mushroom cloud outside your window

  • @zachariahjonahmaldonado5897
    @zachariahjonahmaldonado5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The worst part of the notorious production is it gets in the way of discussing the book's interesting themes and why Resident Evil 8 named a villain after a character. (Up and down, up and down! I'm the best! I plugged the exit)

    • @bloodyvalentines
      @bloodyvalentines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! I love RE, but I’m not going to lie when I say his part of the game should’ve been longer. My favorite line of his had to be “you talk too much…”

  • @alnu8355
    @alnu8355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The best part is when Richard Stanley comes back with a vengence in horror films with "The Color Out of Space" after over 10 years. Seriously go see that film. Also go see Hardware

  • @Makowh
    @Makowh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Some say, that's where Remus Lupin became a werewolf

  • @sab3redg333
    @sab3redg333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    You may have had a production hell like this movie but the biggest difference is, they went through all that crap and made a wet fart of a movie. You went through all your crap and made a entertaining and well put together video. Nice going man, you did well.

  • @Formakiwi
    @Formakiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    This is one of those real "what if" movie experiences, as in: what if Stanley had gotten to make the film he intended, a modest $10m thriller with a decent cast and offbeat perspective on the material; what if Brando's daughter hadn't died and his enthusiasm for the project gone with her; what if another genre director, one who perhaps could've understood the take on Wells' novel and brought an appropriate sensibility to it - like maybe John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Clive Barker, David Fincher or even David Cronenberg - could've been persuaded to take up the picture instead of the alcoholic burnout Frankenheimer, whether it still might have been salvageable...
    We'll never know obviously, and it's a shame, since a definitive film version of the Wells story is still yet to be made.

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Back then, David Fincher would say, "Fuck you" to New Line after 20th Century Fox ruined his film Alien 3. Like 20 minutes that were crucial to the film were cut and his desire to build a grand stage was reduced. This is not how you treat the guy who directed Madonna's Vogue and made it popular. Luckily, it seems he has the creative freedom for his films but he's proven to be a mind freak if you read what actors Jake Gyllenhaal and RDJ spoke about working with Fincher on the true-crime thriller Zodiac. Gyllenhaal was reduced to tears by Fincher's continuous demands for repetitive takes, some of which he deleted via the digital cameras he was using. RDJ left piss jars as Fincher was very strict with bathroom breaks. The guy would have been utter chaos in the film as he's also considered difficult to work with as the conflicting egos from Kilmer and Brando would have resulted in murder perhaps. Though to be fair, most of the actors he has worked with often praise him will also hating his perfectionism so he might have done things well but who knows.

    • @8sins236
      @8sins236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      With all the curses on the production of this film I don't think anyone would want to make a film adaptation of it for a very long time. It's like H. G. Welles is trying to tell people "just read the fu*king book" from beyond the grave by haunting anyone who's doing anything about adaptations of it.

    • @zarasbazaar
      @zarasbazaar ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Brando would still have been an arrogant, useless shit.

  • @ukotoa1639
    @ukotoa1639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The Island Of Dr Moreau is a great book that really shows that what happens when you take away the humanity from humans. So my god I hate this fucking movie

    • @jakey14344
      @jakey14344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It would better off as a miniseries by either Amazon, HBO Max, or Shudder than a movie.

    • @taracarroll4218
      @taracarroll4218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sounds like the behind the scenes portrayed the book more than the movie itself did.

    • @austinhinton3944
      @austinhinton3944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The irony was that it was Moreau who was the REAL beast.

  • @TheNuclearNihilist
    @TheNuclearNihilist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think one of the most indicative moments of this hell on Earth was the fact that one of the female production crew members was so stressed and miserable and felt so belittled that the poor thing actually straight up tried to FLEE THE SET, but she was caught and forced to return to the set

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Dr Moreau was my grand mother’s favorite movie for many years. We went to see in twice in the theaters. I got it for her on DVD not too long before she passed away but she could never figure out how to use the DVD player so I don’t think she ever watched it unless I was there to start the movie for her.

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    In regards to his comments about actors vs directors go, my immediate response would be, "When in front of the camera the actor does what the director tells them, so smile for the camera and act as directed." No one should be able to get away with treating their colleagues and/or employers badly just because they have what is essentially immunity to being fired.
    Kilmer's actions were just awful, and Brando has no excuse either. I will say that at least he wasn't Kilmer levels of terrible, but his failure to be the bigger person about it clearly lead to more problems. I do think it was pretty cool of him in a way to have the 2 foot tall actor in the spotlight instead of a bit-part.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@retrocatalog I had no idea that had occurred. You're definitely right about it being wild. I really appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my comment. I hope you're doing well :)

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@retrocatalog I had no idea that had occurred. You're definitely right about it being wild. I really appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my comment. I hope you're doing well :)

  • @CarolineBearoline
    @CarolineBearoline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    How do you follow the Empress Theresa video? Why, with a movie starring a poorly cast Hollywood icon, fraught with production issues and cast in-fighting, of course!
    Your channel has my heart and all of my attention ❤️

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clash of 2 egos + a director who didn’t want to do the product after the original director was canned + problematic tropics weather = dumpster fire

    • @CarolineBearoline
      @CarolineBearoline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LucyLioness100 hindsight is 20/20. Seems like the movie's ultimate fate wouldn't have been TOO hard to predict in real-time, but alas, it was not to be. Even as the chips started to fall, it seems as though TOO MUCH had been endured and invested by all involved, to shit can the production entirely. And thank God they didn't, because the entire story is so so funny 🤣

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LucyLioness100 You basically described Aguirre: The Wrath of God. Except that film turned out to be a success and the actor and director who tried killing themselves ended becoming friends.

    • @AlexK42069
      @AlexK42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAAAAAT!!!??? YOU!!!??? GAAAAAH! ME SO HAPPY!!!

    • @CarolineBearoline
      @CarolineBearoline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlexK42069 hi babes! I'm sure you're shocked to find out that I talk a lot, everywhere, all the time. But I guess the cat's out of the bag, now!

  • @mttylerdurden9
    @mttylerdurden9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You should do a video on the production of Alien 3. David fincher had said "i'd rather get Colon Cancer than direct another movie" after the movie was finished

  • @hatuletoh
    @hatuletoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I saw this film as a kid in in a theater when it was released. I loved it, because it was batshit crazy. It seemed like neither Brando nor Kilmer realized they were acting in a movie.

  • @RosesTeaAndASD
    @RosesTeaAndASD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Australia didn't disappoint with horrendous weather, wildlife involved and a mugging in Sydney😂

  • @anubusx
    @anubusx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The best version of the novel is.
    The Island Of Doctor Hibbert.

    • @colingznetworkplus4618
      @colingznetworkplus4618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly though

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep, such a Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror parody is indeed a lot better than all three cinematic adaptations of Dr Moreau’s Island.

    • @doryanburlison6998
      @doryanburlison6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Without a doubt.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly YEAH hahaha

  • @Transmission_Rory
    @Transmission_Rory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Ron Perlman has two chapters in his memoir: "Easy Street (The Hard Way)", dedicated to his time on The Island of Dr Moreau.
    Some key points in those chapters:
    - Richard hired Ron because he was a fanboy of his, liking a lot of the performances he did in makeup.
    - Much like a lot of people in the film, Ron wanted to do it to work with his idol; Marlon Brando.
    - It was Ron's idea to play The Sayer blind. He suggested it to John Frankenheimer, who loved the idea, allowing the makeup team to give Ron milky contact lenses. When he wore them, he was actually blind.
    - When Ron first met Marlon (Ron was in full makeup as The Sayer), Marlon thought he was the makeup effects artist.
    - Nelson de la Rosa was known for being a sex addict on set. Sometimes he would have trouble walking (Due to his height), so he'd have these two young female helpers to take care of his every need. He spent his time tweaking their nipples. When he was carried over to meet Brando, he was trying to remove his helper's breast from her blouse.
    - When Marlon asked Nelson how many films he had been in, Nelson said "two". Ron quipped; _"Yeah, and both of 'em were this one"_ . Brando gave Ron a sad look.
    - During the trial scene, Frankenheimer wanted a close up of Brando. Marlon refused to do the scene unless the extras were given shade or a coke, offering to buy each one a bottle with his own money. He also said; _"And by the way, get rid of this guy, because he's bothering me."_ . He was referring to Ron.
    - Brando referred to Frankenheimer as a "Nazi" for refusing to give in to his demands during the trial scene. John asked how Marlon could call him that. Marlon said he knew what it was like to be a Nazi because of his performance in Young Lions (Marlon played a german officer).
    - One day, Ron was sitting on a stool, he felt two hands violently hit his shoulder. He got a fright, it was Marlon. He realised that Ron was actually blind during filming. Marlon asked John to reshoot the trail, but John refused. Marlon respected Ron for playing it blind, thanking him for gifting him afro caribbean cd's. Marlon said: _"That shit is great! You shoulda come to my trailer. I been dancing my ass off the whole time!"_ . He went on to tell him; _"You're playing blind. You're playing the guy who's responsible for justice, blind. That's fucking genius."_
    - Ron learned that Marlon was a fan of his performances in Quest for Fire and Name of the Rose. He requested John give Kilmer's lines to Ron, saying _"There's a guy who could actually handle it."_

  • @jovindsouza3407
    @jovindsouza3407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This entire thing feels like a beginner fanfic writer reaching around desperately for a way to escalate the stakes, and in the end they start throwing everything they have at the wall in the hope that something sticks.

  • @ImDudeRandom90
    @ImDudeRandom90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Billy Mayes of bad luck really went "but I'm not done yet" throughout the entire production. It's astounding.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its astounding that a coherent film was able to actually be made.

  • @nightwishfan1991
    @nightwishfan1991 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If there is anything I have learned from this movie and Apocalypse Now, it is never do a movie with Marlon Brando in a jungle. Apparently those two elements together is an offering that the Gods of Chaos will reward in spades.

  • @bluerosemaiden5945
    @bluerosemaiden5945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Ironic the studio wanted to have big name actors to make the film a success. Big names actors doesn't mean your film will be good especially if they cannot work with others.

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hollywood needs to get into the mindset of casting actors based on the actors' strengths and how well suited they are to the characters. Not casting based on who's on this years A List.
      This especially applies to voice acting, cuz the actor isn't on screen, they're just reduced to a voice. Casting by name over suitability is how we got stuff like Chris Pratt voicing Mario and Garfield...

  • @xoderota
    @xoderota 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    this is the single best raycon ad I've ever seen

    • @Elstree
      @Elstree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Internet historian: “and I took that personally”

    • @hoponpop1261
      @hoponpop1261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Elstree raycon good, wire bad

  • @cfd796
    @cfd796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    After seeing this, all I can think is "This was the premise of Tropic Thunder"...

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hey, at least Tropic Thunder was about dudes playing dudes disguised as other dudes. And there was nothing catastrophic other than Owen Wilson's part had to be replaced by his friend/ actor-director Ben Stiller due to the tragic suicide attempt that Owen was recovering from and the erratic weather and difficult terrain the crew dealt with when filming on the Hawaiian island of Kaua'i. The controversy regarding Simple Jack and especially RDJ's role as an Australian method actor doing blackface for an Oscar were prominent features of concern when making this film and today, people still have mixed opinions over this decision calling it excellent satire or distasteful.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rickardkaufman3988 He was....refering to the PLOT of the movie not its production, and it was all obviously non subtle SATIRE nothing wrong with Kirk Lazarus and especially simple jack which was a JAB at people who fail miserably to portray autistic characters

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rickardkaufman3988 Wait really? Owen Wilson of all people? He seems like the most non depressed laid back dude ever. Then again Robin Williams. Glad Owen is still with us. Miss you Robin.

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theangryholmesian4556 Yeah, he was severely depressed and attempted suicide and had to be treated for depression. It wasn't a good time for his life back then. His brother Andrew and friend Ben Stiller helped him.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rickardkaufman3988 No kidding. I had no idea!

  • @jackdeviant2025
    @jackdeviant2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    While tragic how the original production went, I still love what we got. I went in just a few years ago with no expectations. Val's scream near the end when he is being grabbed while cosplaying as Brando's character, I love it.

  • @DanialTarki
    @DanialTarki ปีที่แล้ว +6

    20:00 Ironic that the guy who played Jor-El and the guy who played Batman hated each other.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That irony is just beautiful

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว

      The primary reason this movie went downhill.

  • @Jolis_Parsec
    @Jolis_Parsec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    You should definitely follow up with Apocalypse Now simply because Marlon Brando was equally if not more of a pain in the neck to work with, not to mention Martin Sheen nearly game ended himself due to overexertion and had to drag himself back to camp through the jungle.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Goddamn, I wouldn’t want to imagine a timeline without Martin Sheen; sounds like Apocalypse Now was nearly an cataclysmic production

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Martin’s substance abuse didn’t help him either as he was frequently drunk or high. He ended up with a heart attack due to the overextension & heat of the Philippines. Thankfully he cleaned up and still gave us a great performance (among numerous others)

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@LucyLioness100 Plus, Coppola almost went mad and he was forced to make multiple re-writes, lost weight, and even contemplated suicide. Plus, the sets were destroyed by a typhoon and the production took so long that Laurence Fishburne who lied about his age to get a role was the appropriate age to have auditioned it in the first place after the film was completed after 5 years. Plus, Sheen suffered a hand injury when he broke his hand on the mirror in the infamous drinking scene.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rickardkaufman3988 If i remember rightly, you can actually see him mouthing 'Francis!" as he calls out the director's name in that sequence. He had a genuine drunken meltdown. Quite heart-breaking, really - and almost literally, in the end. He's lucky to be alive :-/

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Well, nobody escaped unscathed from that film. Not even Coppola's career. He would make a few decent films before he crashed. Today, he does restorations of his films and is in the wine business as his film company went bankrupt when making One for the Money (1982).

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    This film was an offer Marlon Brando ended up wishing he'd refused.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It must have been a goddamn Frigging Paycheck!

    • @KBGVideos1
      @KBGVideos1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No kidding

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KBGVideos1Indeed

  • @xtremeranger30
    @xtremeranger30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This rivals Apocalypse Now for it's clusterfuck production. Except one turned out good unlike the other.

    • @DavidLopez-tj7jl
      @DavidLopez-tj7jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was so wrong with Apocalypse Now?

    • @jackmesrel4933
      @jackmesrel4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@DavidLopez-tj7jl Too many setbacks, Marlon being a bitch, and drugs. Check out the video made by The Drinker about it's production, it's nuts

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But then again it became a success and will always be treasured as a classic, while this movie is not

    • @xtremeranger30
      @xtremeranger30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@DavidLopez-tj7jl Check out the documentary Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse if you want to know what went wrong during Apocalypse Now's production. Just to mention a few things Martin Sheen had a near fatal heart attack on set, Dennis Hopper got Laurence Fishburne hooked on heroine, Francis Ford Coppola threatened to end his life on 3 separate occasions, weather conditions destroyed many of the sets, and real dead bodies were used for the outdoor temple scenes supplied by a local grave robber. Of course Apocalypse Now turned out good unlike Island of Dr. Moreau.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Waterworld and LXG had real production problems as well.

  • @DrTranofEvil
    @DrTranofEvil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Dude. I feel the worse for Stanley.
    As a writer, I can say getting my name slapped on something that was my project and having it turn into something I had no influence on, but still had my name on it… would be the worst damn thing.
    Look, if I write something that sucks; okay. That’s fair, I mean, stuff I think is awesome isn’t necessarily what everyone thinks is awesome… but at least it sinks or swims by my skill. If nobody likes it, well, I mean… I get it. But it’s mine and I can at least take pride in the fact it’s out there and hate it or love it, at least it’s there and it’s mine. Maybe it’ll become a cult classic for people who loved it or thought it was bad enough to be fun…
    I’d be ashamed if it were awesome and it wasn’t my work and I’d be pissed if it bombed and had my name on it and it wasn’t my fault…
    Gonna be a bumpy ride if my work ever gets picked up by anybody in the industry… 😣

    • @psychokinrazalon
      @psychokinrazalon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As an author, I have no interest in signing the rights to my work to anyone in Hollywood, which can burn down for all I care.

  • @speerso1
    @speerso1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It amuses me how listening to how difficult working with Kilmer, Brando, and various directors reminds me of dealing with public school admins. Egos and obstinence abound.

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And I would say they may not be entirely human.

  • @GojiraRising
    @GojiraRising 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    You can't see California without Marlon Brando's Eyes.
    Edit: Apocalypse Now: Redux will forever be my favorite.

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I feel like this is one of the biggest reasons why Fairuza Balk stopped acting.
    Also, your Raycon ad was actually pretty good. There are only a scant few TH-camrs whose commercials I sit though.

    • @Sawrattan
      @Sawrattan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'd love to know what it was actually like for Balk and Thewlis on a daily basis, since they seem like neutral observers rather than trouble makers.

    • @morden279
      @morden279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm a Balk Fanboy, I agree to an extent. She continued to act, but most of her subsequent roles were either far less high profile/indie offerings (American Perfekt), or obviously benign/silly projects (The Waterboy). But yeah, she eviscerates the Hollywood Machine in "Lost Soul".

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@morden279 I'm a Balk fangirl, myself. What can I say? I loved _Return to Oz_ as a child, and _The Craft_ came out right in the heat of my adolescence. I'm straight, but I've got a little crush on her. She just has such a captivating look, and it's a shame that she decided to fade away from the spotlight. But I respect her decision. Fame isn't right for everyone.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fairuza Balk deserved and still deserves better. She was a great child actor in Return to Oz and I’m sure was destined for a great career as an actress but it seems life has a funny/sad sense of humor. As for David Thewlis, thank heavens for the Harry Potter films and Prisoner Of Azkaban.

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@chasehedges6775 Too true. Although, David Thewlis always kinda creeps me out for some reason. He and Fairuza both play spooky people way too well.

  • @JackPool-lq8ux
    @JackPool-lq8ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Critical Drinker's video on the production of this nightmare was hilarious.

    • @xakirax_8864
      @xakirax_8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I watch him too!

    • @piedpiper1185
      @piedpiper1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nah, it'll be fine.

    • @dermotmcquaid3692
      @dermotmcquaid3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have he and CJ ever crossed paths before????? There both mutual friends of MauLer and are members/guests of EFAP??????

    • @aidanaidan8662
      @aidanaidan8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think they were on efap 100 at the same time. Towards the end of the first part

    • @dermotmcquaid3692
      @dermotmcquaid3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aidanaidan8662 May I ask you something about Cynical and MauLer??????

  • @DM-it1qf
    @DM-it1qf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “There’s a robbery at Woolworths!” 💀

  • @vovapsix
    @vovapsix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Damn and i thought Crow's production was a nightmare, at the very least Crow is a great movie... I always felt that The Island of Dr Moreau was insane, as in characters, events and even the plot felt like it was produced in a mental asylum, the only thing you feel while watching it is constant anxiety and weirdness... turns out i was right.

  • @Nomoredrama2000
    @Nomoredrama2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Honestly throughout this whole debacle that he went through, Richard Stanley was a hero of mine - until at the very end of this video when it's revealed he was an abuser. Fuck. What a disappointment.

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you care that he's an abuser

    • @marcusblackwell2372
      @marcusblackwell2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@neo-filthyfrank1347 because he really admired him & now all that admiration has been thrown out to the sea

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcusblackwell2372 Yeah but why do you care if someone's morally a good person or not. That has no bearing on how cool or interesting they are.

    • @marcusblackwell2372
      @marcusblackwell2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@neo-filthyfrank1347 because learning something like that about a person you admire may permit you not to watch anything made or staring that person

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcusblackwell2372 You're avoiding the question. Why do you care? It's extremely stupid to care. If you like someone for being a talented filmmaker and then it turns out they murdered 50 people why should that change your opinion of them at all? Who the fuck cares? Why are you so committed to engaging in a beta moral circlejerk?

  • @brandonmclendon5368
    @brandonmclendon5368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Well the two good things I can say about this movie is that the movie had good makeup and the poster was neat looking.

  • @Nosferatu755
    @Nosferatu755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Okay, the David Attenborough-esque promo was frickin' hilarious!

  • @jaday7282
    @jaday7282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just wanted say you did a pretty good job with the pronunciation of Hoffschneider. Also, I love whenever Keanu Reeves is used as the epitome of human decency. I love that man so much!

  • @Eddie-explains
    @Eddie-explains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As someone who lives in Australia when you mentioned that the director tried to get an First Nations persons to hit someone with a Digaridoo I actually let out a gasp becuase I know how wrong that is to even play around with a Dig.

  • @matewostadesse281
    @matewostadesse281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I swear that ad in the beginning earned you an automatic Like.

  • @BurningAzure
    @BurningAzure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Never meet your heroes."
    The Boys described in four words.

    • @holidayin7962
      @holidayin7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What boys? Gus and Eddy??

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@holidayin7962 Amazon Prime's The Boys. You know, the one where superheroes are controlled by a pharma-PMC company and its leader superhero is basically a Superman Duke Nuke-em person with a sex and milk fetish and dealing with an Oedipus Complex. And in season two, he dates a Nazi and is the baby daddy of his antagonist's wife's child who was raped by him. Plus, the show is a complete critique of woke brands, racism and corporatism, rape culture, celeb frat pack life, Scientology, Evangelicalism, the military-industrial network, and the centrist to the alt-right rabbit hole. Also, there are some good moments like this romance story with a superhero who hates the company and one of the guys who works for a group taking down the superheroes.

  • @thatmomentwhen345
    @thatmomentwhen345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Poor Thewlis he just looks so confused the whole time. Rip his leg

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thewlis would have picked Hogwarts than going to Moreau's Island.

  • @derworfnet
    @derworfnet 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It’s actually kind of impressive that they managed to get a somewhat, kinda, semi-coherent movie out of this fiasco. It’s a bit like comparing the Orson Welles-WineCommercial Outtakes to the finished product, only on a much bigger scale.

  • @adasaurus_productions
    @adasaurus_productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This movie's difficult production was because the universe was trying to stop this movie from being made.

  • @TheArceusftw
    @TheArceusftw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I mean, I always know that Hollywood often has behind the scenes drama, but HOLY SCHNIKES, between the clash of egos, yeah... Never meet your heroes indeed.

  • @jonathanwright8025
    @jonathanwright8025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The production of James Cameron's the Abyss was notoriously difficult. May want to make a video on that.

  • @Mr72Dolphins
    @Mr72Dolphins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Two words.
    "Heaven's Gate".
    Now, that is a cursed movie

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That movie is one of the most boring films I’ve sat through. The BTS is more interesting than 3.5 hours (or 5.5 hours of the rumored original cut). Cimino’s ego and United Artist’s lack of control is why the company ended up bankrupt and sold to MGM

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least Heaven’s Gate has a pretty good extended edition. The original is actually pretty meh due to heavy amounts of bad executive meddling.

    • @rickardkaufman3988
      @rickardkaufman3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget the massive animal abuse and Wilhem Dafoe's firing from a small role because he laughed at Cimino saying something. I mean, Cimino's career from a Oscar-winning director to schlock fests that nobody would watched was because of this and his vision was ruined by United Artists.

  • @Aspie_Aunty
    @Aspie_Aunty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The humidity in Cairns is stifling so I sympathise with the cast (fun fact Woolworths is one of the largest supermarket chains in Australia so that was the context of "there's been a robbery at Woolworths")

  • @MultiTurdz
    @MultiTurdz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Drinker is an exceptional channel.. His vid on this is great, but so is yours, and the difference in presentation styles is refreshing. Dont stop yourself from making great videos just because its a topic someone else already covered. its nice to see different takes on things, keep up the great work!

  • @evanhanley6437
    @evanhanley6437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    After watching Critical Drinkers video on this film, I was happy to see it again. Love that opening with the David Attenborough voice. I feel bad for Richard Stanley. New Line Cinema and Val Kilmer messed him up. Its a shame what happened to Marlon Brando. He just wasn't the same. We will always love him as Don Corleone. The Godfather came out in 1972 by the way. Its a shame how terrible this film's production was but then again there are even more well known films that suffered more from horrific consequences and almost destroying beloved film studios that I think should be analysed. Incredible video CJ!

  • @calmgoodfire4662
    @calmgoodfire4662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I remember the stories
    Orgy every night
    Even one of the actors as soon as no one was looking at her, straight up drove to the airport and almost left but got caught by the crew

  • @tooneychaos4526
    @tooneychaos4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Gotta love that David Attenborough impression.
    Also, I would personally say that you CAN meet your heroes, but you should also NEVER keep your hopes up. Always be at least a little bit skeptical. Because like you said, your idol can be a prick, or even worse.
    (Also as a furry I actually appreciate your jokes xD)

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also, while meeting your "heroes", treat them as humans, not some mystical being.

    • @tooneychaos4526
      @tooneychaos4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@crowdemon_archives definitely!

  • @justanirishtayto5755
    @justanirishtayto5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Tbh, Brando’s antics and bizarre film choices paled in comparison to Val Kilmer’s childishness
    Also in my humble opinion, Brando’s aesthetics choices were dope as hell for the character

    • @KlausBahnhof
      @KlausBahnhof ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His aesthetic choices were indeed dope, they're the most memorable and entertaining aspect of the film. Pity the producers didn't anticipate his antics and somehow be fully prepared to accommodate his innovations on the fly.
      Better to roll with his improvisations than to attempt to resist them.

    • @JC-bx1oz
      @JC-bx1oz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was surprised when I watched the film. Brando is more reserved than I thought he would be, and his delivery isn’t too terrible either. I really wonder what Stanley could’ve done with the film had he not been fired.

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At some point I forgot you were talking about Richard Stanly, because I've never heard of him, & kept thinking about Stan Lee & Stanly Kubrick.

  • @maxg3140
    @maxg3140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    11:46 when I heard that first half I was genuinely worried you were going to reveal that some of the animals were harmed or even killed in the hurricane, or that Stanley was harmed by the animals or the hurricane, or any combination of those events, but when you revealed what actually happened I was so not expecting that I couldn't stop laughing

  • @PlanetXerox
    @PlanetXerox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This might seem out-of-topic but I'd highly recommend the Val Kilmer documentary "VAL" out of spite.

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I swear, this ad was better than Internet Historian's.

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The highest of praises

    • @komradekalashnikov7495
      @komradekalashnikov7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most Highest Of rewards

    • @janko1
      @janko1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no

    • @CynicalReviews
      @CynicalReviews  3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I appreciate the compliment, but let's not go that far! That man is a god and has totally ruined ads for the rest of us!

  • @ghedebaronsamedi
    @ghedebaronsamedi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Raycon ad at the beginning with the David Attenborough impression was hilarious af!

  • @nukaghoula
    @nukaghoula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I can't help but laugh imaging someone rage eating a whole bunch of cabbage just for the future farts 😂

  • @alzerbardoz1953
    @alzerbardoz1953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I like the intro. You're just as comedic as good as a critic. There's a few movies that must be ripped apart. Can't wait to see Space Jam II ripped apart by you.

  • @giovannirastrelli9821
    @giovannirastrelli9821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You should cover “Caligula.” Very similar production backstory.

    • @ThaBotmon
      @ThaBotmon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The problem with this movie is that it’s not very “TH-cam friendly” with all its nudity and the hardcore pr0n scenes

    • @giovannirastrelli9821
      @giovannirastrelli9821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ThaBotmon Other people reviewed it. You can work around the nudity and violence for the review.

    • @ThaBotmon
      @ThaBotmon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@giovannirastrelli9821 Most of the reviews on youtube about this movie are only *speaking* about the movie without showing clips of the movie. And it is for a good reason.

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    If you're looking for something, I happen to know of a cursed Japanese story: Yotsuya Kaiden, or sometimes known as The story of Oiwa (o-ee-wa) and Tamiya Iemon (ee-eh-mon). It's an old somewhat historic legend about a scorned woman who becomes a ghost to haunt her complete asshole husband, but if the product crew doesn't visit her grave to pay respects, the production team gets hit with numerous setbacks, and the actress playing Oiwa often ends up getting sick or badly injured. It's an interesting story to at least check out.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw a Nepali movie called Jungle Love on that site. The whole film is sadly blocked off the site in most countries nowadays, mostly because of its crude image quality and the glaring amounts of literary Tarzan references that it has.
      Not much is known about its production other than the possible fact that it is one of the many troubling factors that caused one of its stars, poor Jessica Khadka, to commit suicide. An obituary near the very beginning of said film has a picture of her as a result!

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    @slightrebellionoffmadison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The one positive is between scenes where Brando grabbed Ron Perlman by the shoulders after realizing Perlman was playing the Sayer of the Law blind and Perlman saying something along the lines of, “You’re fucking with me, Marlon. We’ve been filming this scene how many fuckin’ weeks and you’re realizing this now?”