[6] Crusader Kings III Roleplay - The Great Polish-Norse Alliance vs. Bohemia (Viking Rus Rurikid)

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  • @SurrealBeliefs
    @SurrealBeliefs  4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Welcome everyone to episode six. Thank you to all patrons and those of you who have purchased the game from my game store, it helps a lot! In this part, we deal with more management of our ever growing kingdom. Unlike Rurik, Ragnarr has no issue with human sacrifice, so we offer many up to the Allfather. There is rumor of the crusades forming and the Christians threaten our lands with their devout warriors.

    • @MASTERMIND-mr6er
      @MASTERMIND-mr6er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks for the series :)

    • @SurrealBeliefs
      @SurrealBeliefs  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MASTERMIND-mr6er It's my pleasure!

    • @ggtbcyf8177
      @ggtbcyf8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thx for all u do you helped me more than you know these videos helped me when I was Suicidal love you man

    • @jormugand5578
      @jormugand5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In CK2, raiding tribals can force female prisoners to marry and occasional one would find a western princess, who had been married off a tribal chief in Eastern Europe, suddenly married to an Asian leader deep in the Asian Steppes. That is likely what happened to your niece.

    • @HightekBali
      @HightekBali 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the series are you uploading 2 a day or just one?

  • @rat_that_is_big
    @rat_that_is_big 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I brought a feast......he brought the paper plates" xDDD that was a perfect example

  • @thetomtom4264
    @thetomtom4264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My great king, I may be no Jarl or of noble descent but I have seen war and served with your father, may he enjoy the afterlife in Valhalla. With every war we fight we become even more confused. What are we fighting for? Glory? A place for us to thrive? And who ARE we? Norse? Russ? It is time we look within ourselves and ask these important questions. WHO ARE WE?
    Whatever you choose I shall stand at your side as I stood with your father, but we can not wait for another King and then another, and another. No! We need a purpose and an identity!
    I hope you find the time to reflect on this matter and there’s no shame in asking others for support.
    ~from a devoted man who wishes for the dream to come true

    • @calledcallum7211
      @calledcallum7211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A devoted man you say, yes a devoted man to a false and heretical god and a dream also... a dream of our land destroyed and our people ENSLAVED! I do not trust those who ally with the papacy and you will be struck down with fury if you approach our king again, you hear me DOG!

  • @geminusleonem9365
    @geminusleonem9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Don't forget that you can raid towns and churches as well. You don't need to just go for the castles.

  • @ferno833
    @ferno833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a polish person ( and I speak polish I am polish ) I am happy you allied with them, helped them and did not slaughter them, like you usually do

  • @ByWho-js5bq
    @ByWho-js5bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My lord, I am a historian and an explorer of culture, and i come to tell you that many across Europe call our people "the rus" or the ones who row, in reference to our Viking lineage. Let us embrace this name for us and establish the Empire of Russia, the Land of The Rus. However, we mustn't stray away from The All Father and his wisdom that has watched over our lands, or atleast not stray from our ancestral beliefs and their Nordic religion

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the Slavic tribes Russia is more of a east Slavic in origins. Rurik is only in legends but he does have norse origins?

  • @someoneonearth1617
    @someoneonearth1617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Hey Surreal, I don’t currently have the time right now to type up a full-on role play story, so I’d just like to say in a half-role play manner, I think it’d be really interesting if you try to find a way to blend both Russia and the Nordic Culture into 1, it’s a bit late now to say, convert to Russian but keep Nordic gods or vice versa, and since I don’t think there’s an in-game cultural “melting-pot” between them, it could still be a fun idea and a way to create an alternate creation history of the Russian identity. Perhaps when you reform the Nordic religion, you could, in role-play at least, describe it as a blend of Slavic and Norse traditions!

    • @TitanDarwin
      @TitanDarwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One issue is that the ability to sail rivers is tied to culture (which is kinda silly, considering medieval Russia's full of rivers), so he should probably adopt the Slavic faith - it'd also mean he could reform his faith without having to take Scandinavia (as I think you need some holy sites to reform a pagan faith).

    • @szymonbollin5074
      @szymonbollin5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slavic faith and Nordic faith a very very simmular. The gods are iven more simmular. Its very nice isnt it?

    • @someoneonearth1617
      @someoneonearth1617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TitanDarwin True! I did forget about the use of the major rivers for the gameplay, yeah I like that idea!

  • @TheMrFishnDucks
    @TheMrFishnDucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    By Odin's beard gather everyone capable and defeat the Vampire Pope. Awesome episode. Nice battles. Looking forward to the war with the Vampire Pope. Keep up the good work.

  • @JaleDoris
    @JaleDoris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I got you suggested after watching MATN and SpiffingBritt you have their hilarity and thoughtfulness but with a slightly different twist. I really enjoy your content.

    • @SurrealBeliefs
      @SurrealBeliefs  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you so much! That's a great compliment.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. Been binging this series in the day or two since to catch up.

  • @jedsieber5929
    @jedsieber5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Oh mighty king I worry the Christ god and his warriors will attack us so we must attack them the cities of Constantinople Rome Paris Jerusalem and London must feel the wrath of the Allfather

  • @Jordan-bq9rn
    @Jordan-bq9rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ur story telling is Godly

  • @TheSniperBoy
    @TheSniperBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    By Tyr! The Kingdom has grown so powerful it appears that only a Crusade or Jihad could challenge our great King.

  • @xd.escabar9368
    @xd.escabar9368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my man on a streak keep it up

  • @Gastogh
    @Gastogh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how Ragnarr is a pretty balanced ruler while having more kids than many characters in playthroughs where that it the main objective.

  • @redgalician4070
    @redgalician4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been waiting for this video all day, keep up the great content

  • @jethroalison3820
    @jethroalison3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New to your channel and can I just say..... I LOVE IT!! I can see the hard work that you put into your videos, so well done and keep up the great work!! :)

  • @sen6728
    @sen6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My King, you must start marrying your kids off to geniuses, to further increase the dynasty's power
    A humble peasant.

  • @rolandhaekachandradewa_3144
    @rolandhaekachandradewa_3144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My king
    to face the heathen crusade army we must call the best warrior we have. We lost many champion maybe it wise to recruit champion around the kingdom.
    Odin be praise!

  • @BrunoCarvalho-mr3ts
    @BrunoCarvalho-mr3ts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm really loving this playthrough keep it up! The only issue I have atm is the character acting like his father (a high martial character) whereas he should focus way more on intrigue and rely on schemes to expand.
    Keep up the good work.

  • @manram9474
    @manram9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Faith is power.
    Men go around insulting others, believing in theirs, or even, for some, being apathic on it.
    But all that is to me, is power which can be used to morph and direct people around me.
    Even if the stench of the burned bodies was unbearble, it would be more unbearble to make my people go to war uselessly.
    I am a knife, not a sword, nor an hammer.
    So, while the feast around me let me use my left hand, my right hand stayed behind me, to quench fires of rebellions, along with the lives behind them.
    Then, when the feast was dying down and men and women alike were passing out due to alcool poising, a messanger came.
    The sounds of the feast died, and I could feel cold seeping into my own bones
    His face was pale even while his breath was deep, his legs were trembling due to the effort, and there was snow all over him.
    "The-" he was having trouble breathing, but he refused any kind of bevarage "The head priest of the christians has declared a war against king Emund. He calls-" He took a deep gulp of air, fear in his eyes: "He calls it crusade."
    The silence became pratically deafening; all the people around me, MY people, turned towards me, silently asking for what to do.
    They knew that I wouldn't back down, as a son of my father.
    But they needed my own word.
    And so I gave it to them:
    "They call it "crusade" after "cross". Let's make sure that they remember it, while planting their hands and feet on some of them!"
    Sometimes, simple words are enough.
    And they were.
    Men and women roared like bears, their fists ritmically beating down on the tables, forgetting their own drunken stupor.
    I hope that I was prepared enough.
    Like father wanted me to be.

  • @rare.quinnn
    @rare.quinnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been waiting all day 😎.. Totally worth

  • @slabheadihno8679
    @slabheadihno8679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been waiting for this all
    Day long

  • @brantchurchill7415
    @brantchurchill7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been really enjoying this series

  • @wolfsxo209
    @wolfsxo209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Going Astratu Russian sounds interesting asf to me, no lie lol

    • @infiniteshay8660
      @infiniteshay8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm doing the same playthrough but I keep hesitating on the decision because I like my longboats lol

  • @fifi83424
    @fifi83424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Polskaaaa, great video

  • @woodrowmiller971
    @woodrowmiller971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Somebody has to make a Middle Earth Overhaul mod...
    :
    :
    Btw keep up the good work mate!

    • @someoneonearth1617
      @someoneonearth1617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are! Kingdom of Arda I believe it’s called

    • @Phoenixdown37
      @Phoenixdown37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IF it's anything like the CK2 mod..it be boring as hell.

  • @jeffpurdy2562
    @jeffpurdy2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not minding the story of this campaign but missing the war of the khan

  • @kevinonnockx6499
    @kevinonnockx6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man in the learning focus, the theology tree, on the left side (i thought) should be something called prophet which reduces the amount of Piety needed to reform by 50%(i think) i haven't been playing ck3 long so idk about the exact numbers

  • @rbjensen530
    @rbjensen530 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My most esteemed High King of Gardarik
    I believe there is a threat we have dismissed for too long. The horsemen in the east have been a threatening presence in our lands for a long time now, but I would not believe it wise to engage in battle with them just yet.
    Perhaps we should seek friendly relations with these peoples for now? Trade should be quite luxurious with such a big nation!
    We thank you for your guidance in these turbulent times.
    -High Seer Rogald, son of Jens

  • @chrisb5245
    @chrisb5245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    49:07 uhh right next to the crusade spot in Italy, you have land there too LOL

  • @lolipereira6641
    @lolipereira6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Keep it up

  • @zaykka1470
    @zaykka1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha! It seems Viking Rurik was so manly he took it all from his descendants

  • @szymonbollin5074
    @szymonbollin5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nordic Slavic Alliance sounds so good. May those pagan faiths stay strong and united

  • @oblivionnow92
    @oblivionnow92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've been hitting f4 all day for this.

  • @haydenclark1793
    @haydenclark1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey man. Where are the banner lord videos? I always look forward to seeing them everyday.. but none for four days now. Just curious what's going on?

  • @1997Aki
    @1997Aki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it, but why is the lifestyle page in like Windowed mode and not in full screen

  • @Chordus_Gaius
    @Chordus_Gaius 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your grace. I am just a humble merchant from Sweden. I am here to settle in your lands, this place is perfect for the Norse people to live. You should keep encouraging the norse to settle down your lands. (Promote Culture).

  • @e.m.p.3394
    @e.m.p.3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I honestly think it would be cooler if you went with a more ALT historical campaign. I'd like it if you tried to convert more lands to Norse culture eventually and maybe even conquer native Norse lands as well. I'd be very impressed if your formed a giant Scandinavian Empire instead of going the normal historical rout.

  • @anthonysunseri1865
    @anthonysunseri1865 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am amazed at how quick of a turn you went from Bannerlord videos to CK3 once it came out. I do want to confirm though, does this mean you are taking a break from Bannerlord videos for a while?

  • @khotunkhan3950
    @khotunkhan3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How many episodes today??
    Lol
    Thank you for this tho

  • @truoliver2976
    @truoliver2976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do Cumania next I saw it was a place and now my life will never be complete until I see a Cumania campaign

  • @LordChaosHavik
    @LordChaosHavik 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: I'm here to cheer on Surreal
    Also me: Deus Vult! Deus Vult!! Deus Vult!!!

  • @lolipereira6641
    @lolipereira6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Next ep please

  • @pascaldurocher2430
    @pascaldurocher2430 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the vids, going to pick up this game soon. Is the royal edition worth it?

  • @spencerpollock5688
    @spencerpollock5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pat a warning the Greeks and the mighty Zeus will come for you and you must ready yourself for the great battles to come

  • @arrielradja5522
    @arrielradja5522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Moreee and more bloodd for the goddd

  • @NorthernFirefighter
    @NorthernFirefighter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you construct new holdings?

  • @elric7415
    @elric7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Surreal do you plan on playing any lotr mods for bannerlord?

  • @brantchurchill7415
    @brantchurchill7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When u raise armies. Not sure if u noticed u can control click to send army and stop raising levies if u need to

  • @andreiciocanescu7008
    @andreiciocanescu7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Part 7 ? Lets go !

  • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
    @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Surreal, I'm pretty sure there is a mechanic where, if you move through an uncontrolled enemy county, you take attrition once you leave it, which is why you're taking attrition so frequently during these wars, though I am unsure if this really is a mechanic

    • @SurrealBeliefs
      @SurrealBeliefs  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sure is. I had to be aggressive in that war.

  • @user-Erimej
    @user-Erimej 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    42:33 no way,i not expect to see a Rurikid relative actually married to a Khan...
    But that's means that She would not harm Kievan rus because She's a relative
    The way to not let Mongol empire formed is by having your own relative to secretly devide the kingdoms to prevent your fate!!!

  • @aurelian2668
    @aurelian2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what's that blue blob inside gadiriki

  • @lloydvickroy4152
    @lloydvickroy4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The relm should be galvanized to destroy all threats to the power of odin. They want a crusade, then take rome and give them a reason for having one.
    -A humble warrior looking for a cause

  • @ky-passley4769
    @ky-passley4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i am noticing that you allow the enemy soldiers to get away and regroup i would advise against this becouse if you chase them they will be easier to finish off and it still gives you completion score all the while reducing their numbers, unless they are retreating to a stronger army or you lose to much chasing them off there is no reason not to finish them off.

    • @SurrealBeliefs
      @SurrealBeliefs  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think you can intercept them.

  • @Epicdance001
    @Epicdance001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh great king, I have come before you to impart my knowledge as a warrior defending the border with Khazaria. The Khazars may appear a large and mighty goliath, but in truth they are but a straw-man warding you off with false power. They are weak and feeble oh mighty king and ripe for conquest!
    PS My king you should pledge yourself to the defense of our brothers in sweden (the pledge option on the crusade pop up is for pledging yourself to Sweden's defense)

    • @sanjaychhetri5399
      @sanjaychhetri5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Khazars are actually dangerous, beware the people of the steppes

  • @TheSgtGrizzly
    @TheSgtGrizzly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My King I demand that our land and future lands that we conquer stay and be converted to our ways we must stay true to Odin the all-father and so must our future generations or we will all be damned for Turning away from our gods to these false Slavic gods

    • @szymonbollin5074
      @szymonbollin5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our faiths come from the same ancient home land. Our faiths are both the same difrent only in how they look. If only we could mix them both to create one true faith for Norse and Slavs! We should stand united or fall under he onslaugh of those who follow Jezus Chryst

  • @PeachyAenne
    @PeachyAenne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm here for vampire pope.

  • @MrRafalel
    @MrRafalel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    m'lord. you can check the rules of succession and to whom every territory will go when you go to sit at Odin's table.
    iirc you press F2 and at the bottom there is the ereditaries etc. so you'll know how screwed the kingdom will be, and maybe try to fix something

  • @kopaja8132
    @kopaja8132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My liege, I know this information might reach you late, but are you aware that if we are attacked while sieging, we will be the attacker and not the defender? So the territory will be against us - also we lost quite some man for moving past unsieged castles.
    I will provide more advice and thoughts ones I caught up with the most recent developments.
    Odin be with you

  • @leobehzad4021
    @leobehzad4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have betrayed us Jarl! The king of Prussia needs your help! I ask once more, ally with us and we shall help you dearly

  • @niklasmorton6819
    @niklasmorton6819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    34:23 what an insult

  • @elastlvu7578
    @elastlvu7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally! What took u sooo long!?

  • @mosiout7736
    @mosiout7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can someone with exprience explain to me what can i do to prevent my kingdom to be apart right after my death
    As soon as my king/queen dies i become the hier and my father's/mother's kingdom will be shared with my brother or sisters
    I tried to make a law that forces everybody to obey my hier but that law havent discovered or invented yet and i need to w8 some time but i dont have time im sick and old and soon ill die.
    If someone knows how to prevent losing my vassels and lands or knows how to confedrate them after
    Pls tell me

    • @chrislandrum7846
      @chrislandrum7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you need to change up how your inheritance and demesne work. Your looking for a singular heir option. It'll take time, lots of prestige and cause lots of strife unless you start out with a nation where it's already established, but it's the best way to keep your holdings passed down to each new player character

  • @spencerpollock5688
    @spencerpollock5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh mighty king I am but a humble Nomad or as others call a sorcerer from the mighty lands far up North and I have had a vision of the future a Scandinavian Empire will rise and Odin will be smiling upon you and you will gain great power.

  • @BrianHall33
    @BrianHall33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh great and clever King Ragnar, I have come before you to speak my thoughts in the hope you will hear. My father came to these lands with your father from the old home, walking off of the boat behind Great Rurik. Our fathers were of the old lands, sons of the sea and masters of the waves. And while our fathers were great men, we are not them; we were born here. We are the sons of the long rivers, the wide fields, and the deep forests. We do not yearn for the feeling of the salty spray of ocean mist to wash our face as we sail long and far. We now raid down the rivers and across boarders of land, not across seas and oceans. Your latest raid against the hordes in the southeast is a lucrative example in our change of ways.
    Already we ally the Pols and have many Russians serve at your court and rule in your nobility.
    We have not set sail great raids from the fjords, but we have marched great armies across the plains.
    My king we are not our fathers, we are new men of a new homeland destined to be just as great as the men before us.
    With the Allfather to guide us, as we step out of the shadows of great men and cast our own, your shadow will spread from sea to sea the master of all the land and men between them!

  • @Jordan-bq9rn
    @Jordan-bq9rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Could you do another campaign but with Prussia or anyone in Germany next time 🙏🏾... PS love your vids ❤️

  • @thebaker6184
    @thebaker6184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My friend I am the sultan of the tulunid I just wanted to tell that you have my support

  • @feudion3435
    @feudion3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    O' Son of Legend's Blood , fret not of heathen forces moving on your lands. They fight among themselves like dogs over meat scraps. Continue your sacrifices and hone your axe, lest Sköll and Hati devour their prey and Ragnarök begins! Keep a raven's eye on those Ymir-blooded nobles, for if you do not be careful, a cowardly serpent will seep into your flesh.
    I am bleed for you, my liege! Just as my father bled for your father. Gather your mighty warriors, produce a host that will howl in the hills forever onward! Stab fear into all those who'd depose you with your most devout. Yes, in homage of the old sagas, put forth the Sons of Tyr! No one will question your strength then...

  • @JarnexEternal
    @JarnexEternal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you abandoned the Khuzait people?

  • @Duke-3508
    @Duke-3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great king. We have opportunity to form a great great nation. A unified Russian Empire to stand the test of time. May Odin guide you in your journeys.

  • @zachdecicco375
    @zachdecicco375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Skàl Konungur Ragnarr and all warriors of Gardaríki! Skàl to all men and women of Midgard for we are all the children of the gods for our time has come!
    The time has come. The thunder of Mjolnir is heard by all as the Thunderer prepares our tools of war! The one handed lord of hosts trains the souls the ancestors as the war of the heavens draws ever near. The Queen of the Valkyries readies her maidens to welcome generations of heroes in to the great hall of Valhalla. And the ravens and wolves of the All-Father await to feast on the fools we will sacrifice to him in his name.
    We all knew what would come. When our people first raided Lindisfarne, to Lothbrok's raid on Paris and when his son took their vengence, and when Rurik sacked the home of the Romans; we all knew what was awaiting us.
    And I have been awaiting this day for a very long time. The time for when the wounded animal would truley strike back with all its force. The Christians are finally frightened enough that they released it would take thier entire people to even think of challenging us! It is to bad that this wounded animal is still only a rat challenging a bear, but I suppose it will have to do.
    Our kingdom commands a host of over 10,000 warriors, strong and true of heart and courage. Never before have our people lost a war. Even when the great kingdom of the Norse were but small tribes, we still raided their land and offered thier bodies to Odin's ravens as proof of our place at his table. Now we are stronger then ever, and so we must make our blot even greater.
    This "crusade", as the Christians are calling it, must be the most pathetic attempt at suicide I have ever witnessed. I must ask those assembled here to remind me to thank the Pope for offering his flock up to the gods when we pay a visit to Rome.
    How appropriate then that our Konungur Ragnarr has been reforming and reinforcing our faith to match that of the god of nails. This "holy order" I find most interesting. When it is founded I will send one of my sons to this order, so my line my truly dedicate my house's bloodletting to the gods.
    But my Jarls we must remember our faith's most sacred tenants, now even more so. Many here have advocated in us taking back the home land so that we may be the center of our people. While I have warmed to the idea we must act with caution. For while the crucifixed rats may be rats, if there are enough of them and are fierce enough they may still eat a hole through a mans body. Perhaps we should control the homeland, but I will leave that decision for our king. But there are still much of the lands of Rus to conquer. Their is still much more gold that lay to the south. And of course we have rats to exterminate.
    So I say this my Jarls; let us win this war, let us finish claiming our empire in the south, and let us walk to the home of the rat priest of the nail god and use his nails and boards to build a coffen for his faith, his head priest, his followers, and himself has we turn his greatest temple in Rome to ash. And then, and only then should we ask who should rule over our people. And if that answer must only be us, let us try to first vassalize our brothers, as kinslaying disgusts both myself and the gods. But if we must shed kin blood let it be with one swift cut to the head then the slow torture of removing every piece of flesh.
    But now children of Midgard let us ready ourselves to be as Thor and smite this serpent from across the seas! The Christ-God's armies will wither beneath the cold of our land's winter! Our longships will end this war sailing in rivers of blood! The gold we will take from them will rival the sun in its brilliance! And Odin's hall will soon be filled with heroes partaking in on the greatest of feasts only to rivaled by the fields of corpses the we will give to the messengers of the All-Father so he may know of our great veneration of him!
    Skál to Odin! Skál to Thor! Skàl to Freyja and Freyr! Skál to Tyr! Skàl to Baldr! Skál to Ullr, Frigga, Heimdall, Sif, Iðunn, Njörðr, and even Loki! Skál to all our peoples heroes! Skàl to Lothbrok and his sons! Skál to Rurik! Skàl to our great Konungur Ragnarr!
    The Christians say their god is their savior, for he died for their sins! Lets show them that a dead god can't save their lives!
    -Thane Einarr Grimrson

  • @random12219
    @random12219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My lord o king may i suggest you don't lean towards the ways of loki or thor instead be Midgard wich means middle in German cosmology or old norce be a balance of power but mistoufous honesty but deception

  • @PaulRoneClarke
    @PaulRoneClarke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listened to the first 5 minutes with amazement. I saw an advert from Scandinavian Airlines where they say - quite clearly - that you don't have a culture. Certainly not one worth talking about.
    Did the advertisers lie to me?

  • @Brandonhayhew
    @Brandonhayhew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why didn’t you name the kingdom of Rus, because there was A rus principalities

  • @tynko96
    @tynko96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please help or hint anyone.
    My rival's spymaster (neighbouring king) uncovered secret that my heir is illegitimate and now he has disputed heritage fame trait. I have imprisoned and tortured supposed lover (also murdered all of his children and destroyed his house) of my wife (which is my soulmate and also shy) as well as my wife (tourtured her also) to uncover nothing of the sort. I used my spymaster (18 iintrigue) to uncover secrets for 5 years and i never foud out if my heir is bastard. Could he be bastard or am i being paranoid and tricked? I am ailing (61 years old) and hard question now is are all of my 3 sons bastards or just the first one (she got pregnant just one or two months before we became soulmates) or should i denounce just the first one ( disputed heritage one) and disherit the second one.

    • @chrislandrum7846
      @chrislandrum7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check and see which one of the 3 you'd like to play. Look at their relationships with others in your court and from among those that interact with them (-100 to +100) that's the best way to do what it sounds like you want to achieve, try to make your heir the one with the most support or the one you'll enjoy playing as next the most.

  • @mythosgamer1587
    @mythosgamer1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is the upload schedule?

    • @SurrealBeliefs
      @SurrealBeliefs  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One a day. If you sub, click the bell and select 'all notifications', you'll get notified every time.

    • @mythosgamer1587
      @mythosgamer1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks

  • @rawel4940
    @rawel4940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try to take over Sweden if you should have a claim on the throne

  • @monkelord7730
    @monkelord7730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To the great king of the Slavs and Swedes of the east.
    My king I Björn have returned from my adventures in the west and south to come to you. I am sad for your fathers death he was a great man. I am sure he sits in the hall of Odin and drinks with your ancestors. I have finally decided to settle down in Novgorod and build a farmstead. With my wife and my hirdmen. I have come to you not to tell you of my retirement I have come to ask you a favoure for the service I have done to your father. I would like to give you my first born son to you as a warrior. He does not lack experience he served in Miklagard as a bodyguard to the emperor of the greeks. I want him to be a real Vikingr. This will be my last message probably. And congratulations for your son. May you rule long and strong my king.

  • @khotunkhan3950
    @khotunkhan3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    King Ragnar shall drink ale from curved horns
    He shall not enter Odin's home with fear!!
    And he will welcome the Valkyries to summon him home .

  • @EshalSea
    @EshalSea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ello govener

  • @muhammadnabilriansyah247
    @muhammadnabilriansyah247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Em where is the sub, sowry but in not that good in English

  • @LuckFV
    @LuckFV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow

  • @thepersian6330
    @thepersian6330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello there again, just finished the previous one and just stayed the new one, how you read this before you take action my king.
    I suggest sir that you learn how to kidnap people, you kidnap kings and heirs in wars and win our without much conflict.
    Yes I know it is not the most honorable way to fight but honor in like a high ground in battles, higher the honor and higher your ground may be but it isn't always beneficial, because you might be so high that you cannot hit the enemy that is choosing in on you. Be more honorable than your foe but not by a large margin my high king.

  • @phill2065
    @phill2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s better in the shortish long run to switch to Russian culture to be able to tech up faster and in learning it would also be a good idea to look into the health stuff, so you can boost your prestige and piety for longer

  • @zeadessam7108
    @zeadessam7108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are amazing but it it’s irritating when he doesn’t know he won the war

  • @MASTERMIND-mr6er
    @MASTERMIND-mr6er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Early squad !!!

  • @shadowwarriorshockwave3281
    @shadowwarriorshockwave3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bohemians are so lame they don’t even exist as a country today how could they even dream of beating The North and Pony People

  • @baldmanbaldingjr2609
    @baldmanbaldingjr2609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn I’m legit the first

  • @avianlattice4784
    @avianlattice4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jarl Vladimir of ???: "My liege, I come to you, to inform you of something that I have done in your name. I asked that Dzbog, god of Luck and Fortune, and Perun God of the sky and thunder, that you live a Long and Prosperous life, But, in exchange for you to live such a Life, they Demand you do Two Things. One: Use your guile and Intrigue, to find the plot, that will come when you lest expect it. And Two: Your Military Wit, to Rule Five-Nations, that will unite against you for your Beliefs. Do this and the Gods will stand with you, If not however...Then Chernobog, will have your soul, and will see if the Aesir, should be culled in Number, so that our people will be left in abandonment!".

    • @avianlattice4784
      @avianlattice4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unorthodoxy2377 Jarl Vladimir of ???: "These gods may not be known to the Norse people, They're still powerful and mighty, already they're greatly upset at the Rurikid Dynasty for its Blatant dis-regard of the Native faiths of these Lands.
      "All I wish, Is to ensure the continuation of this glorious dynasty, so bear my words with comfort and not fear, Father-in law.

    • @avianlattice4784
      @avianlattice4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unorthodoxy2377 Jarl Vladimir of ???: "Ah, I see, pardon me, Still, take my words to heart, my Brother-in law".

  • @jamesheath7956
    @jamesheath7956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Raid England!

  • @thomasnguyen5197
    @thomasnguyen5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Milord, I am a humble subject. I have seen that many of your vassals do not follow the one true faith, I ask that you convert them to show a vision of unity against the followers of the dead god.

  • @loganyates3923
    @loganyates3923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't vote for this king

  • @likeaboss4402
    @likeaboss4402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should try to get a Genuis wife

  • @alraisftcn7026
    @alraisftcn7026 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bannerlordd!!!

  • @BroganCoovert34
    @BroganCoovert34 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    We should deify Rurik and make him son of Odin Glory to Ragnarr!

  • @randomhuman9105
    @randomhuman9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First

  • @Cybrphunk84
    @Cybrphunk84 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    why do people keep executing or ransoming high value prisoners WHILE at war he lost 30% war score I don't get it.

    • @SurrealBeliefs
      @SurrealBeliefs  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because the war going on matters less than losing prisoners in a peace agreement.

    • @Cybrphunk84
      @Cybrphunk84 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SurrealBeliefs ohhh ok I assumed you could still do whatever with your prisoners after the war was over thanks for the answer and thanks for the videos I've been enjoying them.

  • @pooboi8600
    @pooboi8600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bring back Bannerlord ffs 💦

  • @XaldirGodofGood
    @XaldirGodofGood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well Well Well my good old Friend. I can call you friend now, can I? if not, well its okay, than I shall remain with Boy.
    Oh how you have taken in my words, it makes this young Gods little heart make a little jump. You got even far more cruel than I antisipated. But always watch out, as in all Things in Life, too much is never good. Try not to burn all the Children at the Stake you little raskal you.
    And woah, you are as fertile as your Father. Congrats on your Sons, see as I said, if you just listen to me I grant you Sons. Nah, just kidding I have no control over such stuff. One may even be your Father, I don´t see him in the Cold Halls anymore. I can´t say whom it is, but it is for shure not the pretty one. But watch out with that Army you summon from your pants. To many rabble wed into all corners of the World and your family tree becomes a Family Circle.
    As for the march of the Crossed One. Look at their Numbers. Your Army alone is Half of all of their Armies combined. What I wanna say, friend or boy, it is now unto you to decide the Fate of the world. No no I am not making this up... I think. You are the biggest player here now, yours is to decide if the Norse will survive or not. But I will tell you a secret. Fight for the Nordic Culture and you gonna do a fight up a Waterfall. The Tides of Fate are against you. You xould become a Legend and do the Impossible. Or, you play it save and takke a Culture which has better chances of survival... but well that story would be phenomanaly boring.
    Ah I rambled enough for today, not yet so old friend. I see you in a few years again and Oh I am so excited which decision you will make.