Advise: pleeeease don’t ask questions at the checkout line. We customers just want to get the hell out of there and go home. And for Pete’s sake don’t talk about the food items. It’s just food, not the second coming of Christ
I don’t care what you say, but to me, Gary will always be my Trader Joe’s comedian! He has so many good jokes about Trader Joe’s. If you haven’t heard of his Meltdown in Trader Joe aka Pursuit of Justice in Trader Joe’s, go check it out! It’s the best!
Maybe the greatest of #BostonComedians ... ergo Gulman would be the greatest of American 🇺🇸comedians. Worldwide, #TheSimonEvans of Britain 🇬🇧, in more recent years, is a strong contender.
I feel the same way about Target compared to Walmart. It's just nicer and more friendly and less crowded, at least whenever I tend to go. No screaming kids.
Those Trader Joe’s employees annoy the hell out of me, I swear every time I go into the store they ask me a ton of questions, some of them personal and they want to know my work schedule or when I got off work which is none of their business and then at checkout more effing questions I just wanna get the hell out of there.
LOL called it in 5th grade as a Jew! That shouldn't have been in his fifth grade class and the cross and the switch blade shouldn't of been in my seventh grade class.
It’s amazing. It’s like clockwork. They are _ALWAYS_ bringing up what religion they are, like they’re special, or like anyone cares. In the comedy sketch here, it doesn’t even add anything to the story, but he brings it up anyways because it’s engrained in them to mention it every 15-20 minutes in conversation.
His asides are as strong as his main story. Definitely a solid memorable trademark. Let's call it the omelette chef tangent.
And for those who want a more elaborate title, "the pissed off omelette chef tangent".
@@ddebenedictis nailed it
Every little step is calculated. I love a comic whose words are precision artwork.
He's a gifted comedian. Exceptional
"Narnian communism". That alone is brilliant.
Narnia was a monarchy, so I don't really understand. Or maybe a Tetrarchy, more specifically.
A customer shared this with me on my register! Trader Joe's culture spot on!
As a Trader Joe's crew member myself...yeah, you totally got us. XD
Trader Joe's is great. Favorite job I ever worked.
@ go apply, people will like you too. Sorry comedians don't openly praise keyboard warriors over working class folks.
Thank you for your service.
You are so nice and friendly!
Advise: pleeeease don’t ask questions at the checkout line. We customers just want to get the hell out of there and go home. And for Pete’s sake don’t talk about the food items. It’s just food, not the second coming of Christ
Very funny 'quirky tangents' that bring up interesting substantive ideas.
Gulman is amazing.
Very Boston comedian ...which is the best.
Whenever I’m having a blue day, I can count on a laugh from GG!
Bill Burr was right, Boston area comedians are some of the best. Im glad Gulman is back!
olivia free this is his old stuff. His new stuff is great too.
He's one of the best stand ups around. So good.
9 yrs on and this is still > 99.99% of comedy content out there. Thank you Gary.
He is by far my favorite comic of all time... I absolutely adore him! Abdominal pain from laughing so hard at his stand- ups! 😂
He's SO crafty! Totally kills!
This guy is so underrated.
Fair Trade, conflict-free pumpkin seeds...Priceless!
Wow, Pumpkin Seed Encrusted Chilean Sea Bass is really a thing.....gotta try that.
I don't think he will ever be able to top the abbreviation jokes but every one of his bits is hilarious.
"It was the pinot noir to my pumpkin seeds' Chilean sea bass" -- brilliant.
My favourite comedian over the last 3 years.
My favorite part is Pete Holmes laughing off-camera.
I'm two years late, but when can you hear that?
Joseph Johnson I think it’s Pete at 1:40
Love his personality
"do you allow odes?" 🤣🤣🤣
“Free trade, conflict free pumpkin seeds....” Hilarious!
Comes from an age where people were educated and articulate...and CLEAN....Clean comedy is so much harder to pull off!!!
Trader Joe's is surpassed only by Gulman's humane, articulate, hilarious and beautifully-ceafted brand of stand-up.
I use to do amatuer night stand up locally. It is amazing to see someone so very, very good at a craft that is so much harder than it looks.
Gary always looks like he just got out of the shower
Jon Scott oh come on, you know he doesn’t have that many showers. That’s just silly talk.
Holy crap that’s so true
Dude... even the way he stands sometimes. Looks like he's trying to wick moisture away from his elbow pits.
@@baxterharris2847 grow up
So moist
This deserves all the clout.
I’m not a buyer, I don’t have an inventory control issue 😂😂😂🤣
I love this dude
I don’t care what you say, but to me, Gary will always be my Trader Joe’s comedian! He has so many good jokes about Trader Joe’s. If you haven’t heard of his Meltdown in Trader Joe aka Pursuit of Justice in Trader Joe’s, go check it out! It’s the best!
Can't wait to see you in Ann Arbor next weekend, Gary!
True artist of storytelling comedy.
Gary, you're the best! Thanks for the best laughs that keep it clea, real and without the politicizing. Your brand is good every day!
very very funny man. i like his ease
The best comedian EVER!
And so underrated.
Absolutely!
he is the king of creating scenarios
Maybe the greatest of #BostonComedians ... ergo Gulman would be the greatest of American 🇺🇸comedians. Worldwide, #TheSimonEvans of Britain 🇬🇧, in more recent years, is a strong contender.
Hilarious! Well done Gary
Any idea how difficult it is to be this hilarious without broaching any vulgar topics/language? Masterful..
Gary is legit a genius.
I miss TJ's SO much 😂
I agree with you, Gary. #ILoveTraderJoes.
This man is speaking nothing but the truth. 😂😂😂
Tj’s is the best tho!! It’s refreshing compared to cold, brusque new york whole foods
I think I had a conversation with Gary in a Burlington Coat Factory bathroom.
Whoa! Gary said the "S" word!
hundred calories oreos with a nice marshmallow bisque sounds delicious
Gary Gulman throws down on Trader Joes and Narnia and low-calorie Oreos.
He def has studied Trader Joe's culture.
I feel the same way about Target compared to Walmart. It's just nicer and more friendly and less crowded, at least whenever I tend to go. No screaming kids.
Your cute (handsome) and funny...
His cute what?
His best routines have been beaten to a bloody pulp…which level of pulp? Good question. Some pulp? Lots of pulp? Bits of pulp?
he's literally me.
No, he's not. He's Gary Gulman; you're someone else. Literally already has a definition - look into it.
Then you must be likably intelligent and compassionately sarcastic.
Those Trader Joe’s employees annoy the hell out of me, I swear every time I go into the store they ask me a ton of questions, some of them personal and they want to know my work schedule or when I got off work which is none of their business and then at checkout more effing questions I just wanna get the hell out of there.
...un-fairtrade "blood" pumpkin seeds
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LOL sign me up for some Narnian communism
LOL called it in 5th grade as a Jew! That shouldn't have been in his fifth grade class and the cross and the switch blade shouldn't of been in my seventh grade class.
It’s amazing. It’s like clockwork. They are _ALWAYS_ bringing up what religion they are, like they’re special, or like anyone cares. In the comedy sketch here, it doesn’t even add anything to the story, but he brings it up anyways because it’s engrained in them to mention it every 15-20 minutes in conversation.
Well this was a jewish crowd.....lmao
What if I don't know fuck all about Narnia?
Then it ain't funny no matter what