My favorite person in a cowboy hat ever is this dude who would come into the grocery store I worked at about ten years ago. He would come in for his weekly 30 pack of Bud Light wearing a full cowboy ensemble...hat, button down shirt, leather vest, jeans, boots, big ass belt buckle, and even fucking spurs...and then walk into the parking lot and get into a little blue Hyundai
Lol maybe it's his wife's car there's a biker in my hometown who's well known (for good reasons charity, helping out the homeless, etc) he's like 6'4 and looks like he bench presses volvos and murders people for a living and his daily is both a highly modded Harley bagger that almost everything is custom on and a lifted late 70s f250 but often putters around town in his wife's early 2000s VW beetle which is bright yellow with flowers all over it and the forbidden headlight eyelashes
I tell yu whuttt… me too! Lol he makes fun of us wearing cowboy hats but doesn’t talk shit about people wearing their pants dragging down to their knees! Lol put a belt on!
@@DPRyan-vd5ppor baseball caps. Are you a baseball player? No, I just wear it to keep the sun out of my eyes. Really? Well it’d work better doing that if you kept the bill pointed forward.
I'm from Alabama and he did a show locally. I had to go see him. The first thing he said when he came out on stage was "I tell you HWUT!". The room lost it 😂.
those are real cowboys in age of cowboys tho xD ... not these pretenders of 21st century, if you wear cowboy hats today, might aswell dress up as batman, same thing
I wear my cowboy hat all the time and i find this hilarious. But if you work outside in this texas heat all day a cowboy hat is a miracle worker. As well as steel toe waterproof cowboy boots, saved my foot mutipal times and i will never work in anything else.
Waterproof boots in the heat!? No thanks. I wore a pair of issued Gore-Tex lined boots once in Arizona. My feet were swimming in five minutes. Keeps water in as well as it keeps it out. My work boots now are a pair of compisite toed White's paired with light weight merino socks. Keeps my feet happy in the heat. Outside of work I still wear the issued suede boots I wore in Bahrain or my Thorogood soft toe boots.
You can get away with wearing a cowboy hat in Texas....surely?.....If I lived in Texas Id wear a cowboy hat all the time....just because I could!! But if you lived in England, like I do, anyone wearing a cowboy hat in public gets stared at by absolutely everyone.......with people being like "Look at him....wearing a cowboy hat....in public.....like he's some sort of cowboy or something.....what a twat! Hahaha!"😂 You just don't see it here in the UK!!!
If you see a guy wearing a cowboy hat indoors then he is most certainly not a true cowboy. Real ranchers know it’s bad luck to wear your hat inside. It’s on your head to keep the sun off your skin, not to make you look like a Wild West character.
Many years ago in the late 1980's I was a closeminded metalhead forced to move to the south, so I rebelled against all things "country" and southern. One day my friend's step-brother comes to pick him up, he's wearing the turkey-platter size belt buckle, shit-kicker boots, and the cowboy hat. Thinking I'm the world's greatest smart-ass, I ask him why he's dressed for Halloween, he tells me he's going to be a country singer. I rip off Carlin and tell him he's "not a cowboy, the closest he's ever been to a cow is to stop and take a piss at an Arbys". Dude had 6" and about 50lb of muscle on me, he could(should) have kicked the living crap out of me. Instead he collects his brother, says goodbye all nice and polite... Goes on to become one of the biggest names in modern country music. Still not a fan of country music or cowboy hats, but it took me years after that to learn not to be an idiot to people, even if they do wear Halloween costumes all year round...
This story should have gotten more interactions. Most people always try to make themselves look cool or dunk on people, however this is the definition of a real story. Definitely deserves to be at the top.
I'm a flatbed trucker. I wear steel toe cowboy boots when I'm chaining and tarping loads. So easy to slip into cowboy boots when I get out of my truck. Cowboy hats help keep my head cool and neck from burning. Sometimes you're out there for hours securing a load, every day for weeks at a time.
I worked on a ranch for a summer with guys that I'd say actually are real cowboys. I've also been around guys like Tom is describing and there's way more of them.
hey i was also a ranch hand for awhile. those hats and a long sleeve shirt with a bandana around your neck are crucial if you don't want 2nd degree burns, and don't wanna be buying sunblock every other day. you also definitely need good boots and at least one pair of tough jeans. though, actual farm/ranch hands are usually easy to tell apart from the barbie cowboy wannabe's
And you feel the need to let people know that everywhere you do? Yep, he's talkin about you alright. Glad you feel cool but everybody else is laughing. I wear my hardhat on jobsites, but not to the fucking grocery store.
@@Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King never said he was talking about me. Just trying to make a joke. Funny people understand that. And I’m glad you wear your badass hard hat to work. But if mine had a lil foreman like yours I’d wear it everywhere. Let everyone else know I think I’m better than them and if I like them I MIGHT give them one of my little Debbie snack cakes. Foreman always have little debbie’s
Wearing a cowboy hat has allowed me to understand what it is to be perceived differently than others. Young fools and self-conscious types sometimes make fun, but I get more compliments and smiles than not.
I was raised in texas but i lived in new mexico for about 2 years before moving back and when i told them i was from texas they asked if i own a horse. Some people think texas is a magical place frozen in time where we still have six gun showdowns in the streets and ride horses everywhere.
I started wearing cowboy hats when I moved to Texas a year ago. I work outside all day, and cowboy hats are a godsend. I also grew up in a rural area where western wear wasn’t uncommon. Sure I might not be a “genuine cowboy,” but I love my hats, and I love Texas. Sue me
It's no worse then a 30 year old man walking around dressed like lil wayne don't try to follow trends in fashion just be you if that's dressing like a cowboy do that if it's dressing like middle school rapper wanna be that's ok too
No, it’s actually much worse. Rappers are current. Maybe 20 years old as a fad. Cowboys are from the 1900s. But feel free to dress up like someone who has no running water and has to hunt coyotes for his supper or he’ll starve.
@Last Earthbender found a trend following wannabe haha but thanks for the compliment I love being someone who does me and not what everyone else does just to fit in
Rowan Melton That’s very subjective. I can only conclude that you must be old yourself to think cowboys look more appropriate than rappers. Unless there’s some... other reasons you don’t like the way they *look* .
I know this is just a joke, BUT cowboy hats should never go out of style!! Because I think cowboy hats are very patriotic and besides they are one of the coolest American hats there is!!!! Even people around the world wear cowboy hats. Hollywood will always make a western movie with today’s superstars wearing the cowboy hats in that western movie’s.
Yes, that is where they belong. In western movies. Wearing them around is ridiculous. Nobody thinks you're distinguished or interesting, they all laugh
Yeah dude, it's just a hat style! There's so many great hat styles, and I'm sure some there's a style or variant for any occasion. Hats are cool, man! They don't have to be shunned away. A lot of the time hats are very practical and functional, especially for blocking sun or keeping you warm in the cold for example.
Yeah, he's talking about people who wear them in the city, like people with shiny scratch-free trucks. Those guys are just *dying* for you to ask them about their hats and suede boots.
yeah, nah, I like Tom Segura, but not this three minute rant. I've seen people wear WAAAAAY worse stuff than a cowboy hat. Like people that wear a baseball cap crooked (or backwards). People that wear their pants 2 inches too low, so you can see the tops of their underwear. Anyone with a nose ring. Anyone with more that two pair of earrings. Anyone wearing jeans with holes in the knees. Anyone playing sports AND wearing jewelry. Cowboys are the least of our problems Tom.
I’m pretty sure they would be laughing harder. Every now and then you get a really insecure dude that gets pissed. Most “cowboys” in the Midwest and south don’t ride horses tho. 😂😂😂
Watching this in the grocery store hoping to get the autograph of the guy two lines over with his baseball hat. Not sure who he plays for but he must be signed, he's got the hat.
This is funny as shit I wear mine most all the time everybody in the comments are upset about what he said, but if your a cowboy why do opinions hurt you so bad😂
The only person I’ve seen that’s not butt hurt about it, everyone seems to think jokes are funny until it comes around to something that applies to them.
@@tysonthornton1126 exactly, as a comedian it’s his job to make jokes and fun of people. You can’t only agree with it when it is in your favor then flip flop the minute it’s on you😂
Yeah but a lot of people seem to think they wanna be a cowboy when in reality they’re description of a cowboy would be a Ranger... Ones pretty much a cop/ national guard and the other’s a farmer...
Im pretty sure Carlin had ~90% of every bit possible. Here's an extract from the tribute that Seinfield paid to him " You could certainly say that George downright invented modern American stand-up comedy in many ways. Every comedian does a little George. I couldn’t even count the number of times I’ve been standing around with some comedians and someone talks about some idea for a joke and another comedian would say, “Carlin does it.” I’ve heard it my whole career: “Carlin does it,” “Carlin already did it,” “Carlin did it eight years ago.”... "
I rode Harleys with nearly the only Texan I knew who was a real working cowboy for one of the local ranches. One of the other riders asked him why he didn't wear cowboy boots? He said he didn't want to be mistaken for a truck driver.
@@tenorcarloscol i mean i do. Is that not enough? Lesson to learn for life, if someone feels something is important enough to share with others, then it doesnt matter if anyone else cares bc its important to the person saying it. Thats why I'm not criticizing you for being a dick. Have a nice day
@@tenorcarloscol Considering what he said pertains to the video we all just watched? I’m sure a high percentage would care. It’s a neat fact about someone else’s life that they decided to share. No need to be a dick. Ya dick.
@@HiramLoki Didnt know cowboy hats have an expiration date...wtf the year have to do with anything? lol...its just a hat, dont like it? Dont wear it. Dont like other people to wear it? Suck it up and dont look at them. Jeezz
I'm not an actual cowboy. I wear it because I think it looks damn good. I live in Houston. Call me a fake hell I dont care. I love the style with a passion.
I live in Florida and it's amazing how many of these people wear cowboy gear. Not just the hat but the shirt, string tie, pants, boots and belt buckle. UGH.
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My favorite person in a cowboy hat ever is this dude who would come into the grocery store I worked at about ten years ago. He would come in for his weekly 30 pack of Bud Light wearing a full cowboy ensemble...hat, button down shirt, leather vest, jeans, boots, big ass belt buckle, and even fucking spurs...and then walk into the parking lot and get into a little blue Hyundai
Sounds like a real rancher. Money's tight and the Hyundai costs half as much as the truck to go to the store in.
Lol maybe it's his wife's car there's a biker in my hometown who's well known (for good reasons charity, helping out the homeless, etc) he's like 6'4 and looks like he bench presses volvos and murders people for a living and his daily is both a highly modded Harley bagger that almost everything is custom on and a lifted late 70s f250 but often putters around town in his wife's early 2000s VW beetle which is bright yellow with flowers all over it and the forbidden headlight eyelashes
@@jamesprice2163 that’s awesome
@@ImShmizzed it's even a Diesel to add slowness to the girliness but tbh I really want the VW I love those beetles
Lol maybe his wife is driving the Silverado
You've yeed your last haw
Haaaaaa!
"I've been wearing cowboy hats for like 47 years."
@Memer Dreamer that's a good one actually, it's a reference to the next bit Tom started at the end of the video about Steven Seagal.
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I tell yu whuttt… me too! Lol he makes fun of us wearing cowboy hats but doesn’t talk shit about people wearing their pants dragging down to their knees! Lol put a belt on!
@@DPRyan-vd5ppor baseball caps.
Are you a baseball player?
No, I just wear it to keep the sun out of my eyes.
Really? Well it’d work better doing that if you kept the bill pointed forward.
this man has a knack for storytelling that is simply unmatched.
Jamie foxx
There are loads of comics who are just as good if not better than tom at telling stories. He is pretty solid tho
He's alright but I don't think he's ever made me actually laugh out loud. Not sure why people like him so much
Your name chloe.
Ever heard of Theo Von
I'm from Alabama and he did a show locally. I had to go see him. The first thing he said when he came out on stage was "I tell you HWUT!". The room lost it 😂.
My favourite comedian just abused me one day after my cowboy hat arrived
With that Hairline he would do good to wear a Cowboy hat himself... specially since he knows the lines.
Just go Pirate instead. They got cool hats too.
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@@randyayo2846 Not even close.
@@thelastword4616 Oh it’s close…don’t deny it Carlos Mencia
Tom obviously hasn't played Red Dead Redemption.
He got lumbago! 😂🤣
LuMbAgO
those are real cowboys in age of cowboys tho xD ... not these pretenders of 21st century, if you wear cowboy hats today, might aswell dress up as batman, same thing
@@MarkedOne66 ever been to Wyoming?
@@Poverty_Welder wyoming doesnt exist
The little chuckle at 0:32 is so great
Me: looks at my class ring, cowboy hats, and football gear 😂
The way I say “I’ll tell you what” is forever changed
I wear my cowboy hat all the time and i find this hilarious. But if you work outside in this texas heat all day a cowboy hat is a miracle worker. As well as steel toe waterproof cowboy boots, saved my foot mutipal times and i will never work in anything else.
Waterproof boots in the heat!? No thanks. I wore a pair of issued Gore-Tex lined boots once in Arizona. My feet were swimming in five minutes. Keeps water in as well as it keeps it out. My work boots now are a pair of compisite toed White's paired with light weight merino socks. Keeps my feet happy in the heat. Outside of work I still wear the issued suede boots I wore in Bahrain or my Thorogood soft toe boots.
You can get away with wearing a cowboy hat in Texas....surely?.....If I lived in Texas Id wear a cowboy hat all the time....just because I could!!
But if you lived in England, like I do, anyone wearing a cowboy hat in public gets stared at by absolutely everyone.......with people being like "Look at him....wearing a cowboy hat....in public.....like he's some sort of cowboy or something.....what a twat! Hahaha!"😂
You just don't see it here in the UK!!!
@@weedyp that is a fair point but I lived in more of the suburban area where were called hillbilly's but I don't take it to heart
Lol I was laughing at this, but I was thinking "there's still actual cowboys, because we still have cattle"
@@layna-heyhey lol well I worked at a gun range so I think I earn the right as well
If you see a guy wearing a cowboy hat indoors then he is most certainly not a true cowboy. Real ranchers know it’s bad luck to wear your hat inside. It’s on your head to keep the sun off your skin, not to make you look like a Wild West character.
I TELL YEW WHUT
I know plenty of old cowboys who don’t give a lick of shit about taking their hat off inside based on what people think a hat should be for.
Hannah Monroe k good for you?
@@hannahmonroe3094 Cowboys? or your suburban Grandpa who has chickens?
No hats on the bed...
With his cowboy hat james brown was actually 6'4
On his momma's shoulders
He's just mad he cant pull off a cowboy hat 😂
No one can. Like he said they look ridiculously.
No one can
If anyone can. this man could
Well pardon me mam! I’ll tell you what!
They’re definitely not from Texas. It’s a nice hat, I’ll look at a man in skinny jeans a lot more sideways than a man in a cowboy hat
I saw a cop in Texas and almost started laughing because his cowboy hat was so damn big, made Hoss Cartwright's hat look small.
I’ve seen state patrol in Texas with spurs on in the Whataburger. Most Texas thing ever 😂
Many years ago in the late 1980's I was a closeminded metalhead forced to move to the south, so I rebelled against all things "country" and southern. One day my friend's step-brother comes to pick him up, he's wearing the turkey-platter size belt buckle, shit-kicker boots, and the cowboy hat. Thinking I'm the world's greatest smart-ass, I ask him why he's dressed for Halloween, he tells me he's going to be a country singer. I rip off Carlin and tell him he's "not a cowboy, the closest he's ever been to a cow is to stop and take a piss at an Arbys". Dude had 6" and about 50lb of muscle on me, he could(should) have kicked the living crap out of me. Instead he collects his brother, says goodbye all nice and polite... Goes on to become one of the biggest names in modern country music. Still not a fan of country music or cowboy hats, but it took me years after that to learn not to be an idiot to people, even if they do wear Halloween costumes all year round...
This story should have gotten more interactions. Most people always try to make themselves look cool or dunk on people, however this is the definition of a real story. Definitely deserves to be at the top.
RIP Toby Keith
Cowboy hat wearing gamblers bring bad luck to a craps table..everytime 🤠
0:35 -- "I'll tell you hwhot. I'll tell you hwhot..."
that chuckle is priceless 😂😂💖💖
I'm a flatbed trucker. I wear steel toe cowboy boots when I'm chaining and tarping loads. So easy to slip into cowboy boots when I get out of my truck. Cowboy hats help keep my head cool and neck from burning. Sometimes you're out there for hours securing a load, every day for weeks at a time.
I worked on a ranch for a summer with guys that I'd say actually are real cowboys. I've also been around guys like Tom is describing and there's way more of them.
hey i was also a ranch hand for awhile. those hats and a long sleeve shirt with a bandana around your neck are crucial if you don't want 2nd degree burns, and don't wanna be buying sunblock every other day. you also definitely need good boots and at least one pair of tough jeans. though, actual farm/ranch hands are usually easy to tell apart from the barbie cowboy wannabe's
Well I do rodeo and farm so I am a ranch hand “cowboy”. I do not ride my horse everywhere but I do drive a 2015 Duramax to pull my horse trailer 😂
you tell him RJ..
And you feel the need to let people know that everywhere you do?
Yep, he's talkin about you alright. Glad you feel cool but everybody else is laughing.
I wear my hardhat on jobsites, but not to the fucking grocery store.
@@Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King never said he was talking about me. Just trying to make a joke. Funny people understand that. And I’m glad you wear your badass hard hat to work. But if mine had a lil foreman like yours I’d wear it everywhere. Let everyone else know I think I’m better than them and if I like them I MIGHT give them one of my little Debbie snack cakes. Foreman always have little debbie’s
@@Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King i wear my hardhat in grocerie stores.
@@AkameGaKen I wear my hardhat in bed
Wearing a cowboy hat has allowed me to understand what it is to be perceived differently than others. Young fools and self-conscious types sometimes make fun, but I get more compliments and smiles than not.
A while ago, during a trip back to my hometown this guy was dressed as a cowboy after moving to Texas for a few years. ABSURD.
I was raised in texas but i lived in new mexico for about 2 years before moving back and when i told them i was from texas they asked if i own a horse. Some people think texas is a magical place frozen in time where we still have six gun showdowns in the streets and ride horses everywhere.
@@LivingHe11 LMMFAO
Maybe he fell in love with the style and cowboy culture
Good we'll take him Ole son. If you're proud of Texas then you're welcome anytime
I started wearing cowboy hats when I moved to Texas a year ago. I work outside all day, and cowboy hats are a godsend. I also grew up in a rural area where western wear wasn’t uncommon. Sure I might not be a “genuine cowboy,” but I love my hats, and I love Texas. Sue me
That first cowboy chuckle is endlessly rewatchable.
Not everyone is like that😂 in Wisconsin we wear cowboys hats everywhere no matter what you gotta problem MEET AT THE SALOON😂😂😂😂
Lmao right, i'm wearing mine year round
yeah but you do that becauase of the scorching ball of plasma in the sky hes talking about town slickers wearing em just because
@@danieljhalab6775 I wear it just because I like how it feels and how it looks. I live in the city. F that sob.
@@ceaser4106 then folow toms advice
@@danieljhalab6775 I'll do what I want when I want. Not when someone else tell me.
I feel the opposite. When I see a man in a cowboy hat I don't know why but I instantly trust him.
The hat boots jeans and button up shirt say my word is as good as law
Scammers are starting to wear hats and boot now
@@elxr9434 that look especially the button up is one of my weaknesses
@@irepairofpc31familykartrac51 those wear black hats!
Unless is a black hat, then you know not to trust them!
The sun is brutal in west Texas and we have no trees. You have to keep your skin covered or get burnt to a crisp
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He is generalizing people in urban areas that wear cowboy hats... thankfully he is smart enough to actually know the difference.
Sup Brandt
@Button Socks how are trees gonna grow in a dry as a fuck place?
Button Socks ik it’s sarcasm but if you go to west tx you’ll realize that’s not happening lol
I live in Montana... This joke doesn't really work here.
Yeah this is a very ignorant joke, but I’m not offended.
@@mid-sizesedan488 Gtfoh
It's because you're in Montana
Hardly any jokes work in Montana.
nothing works in montana
0:30. You know a certain group of people irritates the hell out of you when you can't even finish your sentence, LoL
I genuinely build furniture as a hobby, and he pretty much nailed the reaction
Honestly, I'll take being made fun of, I don't think I'm a cowboy, but Arizona sun burns way more than Tom's jokes 😆
I grew up on a cattle ranch. I don’t wear a cowboy hat. My dad does who is seventy. He calls them drugstore cowboys.
You grew up on a cattle farm, buddy. Live by the horse, die in the hat 😏
We’re here to stay and will never leave Tommy!! Lol
WELL IF IT MAKES YOU THAT UPSET.
I HAVE TO GET A COWBOY HAT !
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A'll tell you WHUHT!
Imagine this Tom knowing he’d be living in Austin now
Austin is basically California and hardly Texas. If you're from the south then you'd know this for certain
Laughs in * vaquero mexicano* jajaja
We learned it from you guys !
I saw a cowboy in a Kia Sorento in the Publix parking lot here in n.c. We have a few Texas Roadhouse restaurants so that’s probably it.
Lmao this fits perfectly for this love it
I love everything Tom does 😈
Tom is the Slick Rick of comedy
I watched this every month omg
There you go in case you forget to watch it on August...
Cowboy hats rule 👌
It’s the cowboy hat on INSIDE THE TRUCK or car that gets me.
my uncle was a cowboy. guns, ranch, hat, Texas. his hobby was collecting arrowheads he found on his property.
It's no worse then a 30 year old man walking around dressed like lil wayne don't try to follow trends in fashion just be you if that's dressing like a cowboy do that if it's dressing like middle school rapper wanna be that's ok too
No, it’s actually much worse. Rappers are current. Maybe 20 years old as a fad. Cowboys are from the 1900s. But feel free to dress up like someone who has no running water and has to hunt coyotes for his supper or he’ll starve.
@Last Earthbender found a trend following wannabe haha but thanks for the compliment I love being someone who does me and not what everyone else does just to fit in
Rowan Melton That’s very subjective. I can only conclude that you must be old yourself to think cowboys look more appropriate than rappers. Unless there’s some... other reasons you don’t like the way they *look* .
Rowan Melton like I said, that’s all very subjective.
@@BLK_MN you must be a black boy who listens to rap. Did I guess correctly?
I know this is just a joke, BUT cowboy hats should never go out of style!! Because I think cowboy hats are very patriotic and besides they are one of the coolest American hats there is!!!! Even people around the world wear cowboy hats. Hollywood will always make a western movie with today’s superstars wearing the cowboy hats in that western movie’s.
Yes, that is where they belong. In western movies. Wearing them around is ridiculous. Nobody thinks you're distinguished or interesting, they all laugh
Cowboy imagery is rooted in Mexico, my guy. The word has gotten out.
@@quidam_surprise 💯
Jesus Christ you sound like a 2nd grader who wrote a 1 paragraph report on cowboy hats.
Yeah dude, it's just a hat style! There's so many great hat styles, and I'm sure some there's a style or variant for any occasion. Hats are cool, man! They don't have to be shunned away. A lot of the time hats are very practical and functional, especially for blocking sun or keeping you warm in the cold for example.
cowboy hats are just a 360* brim hat that is very helpful and essential for some when in sun or rain for extended periods
Yeah, he's talking about people who wear them in the city, like people with shiny scratch-free trucks. Those guys are just *dying* for you to ask them about their hats and suede boots.
Incorrect
Whenever I walk by someone wearing a cowboy hat, my greeting goes to auto-pilot and I say, "Howdy!"
Very many laughs sounds like the same 6 people laughing
yeah, nah, I like Tom Segura, but not this three minute rant. I've seen people wear WAAAAAY worse stuff than a cowboy hat. Like people that wear a baseball cap crooked (or backwards). People that wear their pants 2 inches too low, so you can see the tops of their underwear. Anyone with a nose ring. Anyone with more that two pair of earrings. Anyone wearing jeans with holes in the knees. Anyone playing sports AND wearing jewelry. Cowboys are the least of our problems Tom.
I fucking love this
Cleanly... your not telling this joke in Texas
They definitely wouldn’t be laughing I’ll tell you that much
I’m pretty sure they would be laughing harder. Every now and then you get a really insecure dude that gets pissed. Most “cowboys” in the Midwest and south don’t ride horses tho. 😂😂😂
@@parkeryj3135 This guy is a perfect example. They usually have a huge truck. I don’t think I even have to explain why that’s funny. 😂😂😂
@@jacoblondon5280 ain’t no truck, but ok. What do you like to do? Paper crèche with your cats? Your the perfect example of a triggered liberal😂
@@jacoblondon5280 sorry my bad, your not triggered... yet, but I’m sure we could get you there pretty easily
I laughed so hard I almost was choking lol
Tom killed it😂
I went to Texas for a week and wore a cowboy hat the whole time. Lol.
I’m a Texas native living in Colorado … still wear a cowboy hat; I’m closer to the sun now! Lol 6,200 feet above sea level
Watching this in the grocery store hoping to get the autograph of the guy two lines over with his baseball hat. Not sure who he plays for but he must be signed, he's got the hat.
Dude this comment deserves to be higher up, should totally do a set on this.
I own several cowboy hats and will begin wearing them more often now just to annoy these types of boring, anti hat conformists.
Editing out the rest of the class ring bit is fucking criminal.
Best Japanese comic.
This is funny as shit I wear mine most all the time everybody in the comments are upset about what he said, but if your a cowboy why do opinions hurt you so bad😂
The only person I’ve seen that’s not butt hurt about it, everyone seems to think jokes are funny until it comes around to something that applies to them.
@@tysonthornton1126 exactly, as a comedian it’s his job to make jokes and fun of people. You can’t only agree with it when it is in your favor then flip flop the minute it’s on you😂
Walt Longmire would like a word with you, lol
Yeah but a lot of people seem to think they wanna be a cowboy when in reality they’re description of a cowboy would be a Ranger...
Ones pretty much a cop/ national guard and the other’s a farmer...
TV rules !!!
ill tell you whhhat im real cowboy I work on a ranch all day and im still offended! This is hilarious i love it
you aint cowboy unless you run cattle herds across america. you are a farm hand
I wore a cowboy hat (and boots) decades ago, but times, and I, were different - and I lived in Colorado. Those days are gone...
I'm gonna go buy a stetson because of this.
If you can afford one, I highly recommend it.
@@FlatRangeNerds I cannot. I did but a cheap felt cowboy hat about 6 months back for a Halloween costume though.
I'm going to start wearing a Stetson in the UK then and adopting the lingo
I can recite the entire cowboy skit from memory, and I say it whenever I see absurd cowboy/cowgirl outfits or absurd cowboy hats
Me and my wife always say “I’ll tell you what” and both start crying laughing
Another great video.
If edd bassmaster's character "mumbles" would run into Tom in public I feel like that'd be the funniest junk ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I understand some of the dislike/sus nature of Garth Brooks.
Excuse me your city boy is showing lol 😆.
Tom looks so much better now
Fr if you work in the sun all day a cowboy hat is a life saver
I fucking love this guy
*Insert sad patrick cowboy walk*
I live in the middle of ranch country Texas. I rarely see a cowboy hat worn around town.
I'm a cowboy in Red Redemption 2 ;)
Respect the drip bro
George Carlin had this exact same bit 20 years earlier
Im pretty sure Carlin had ~90% of every bit possible. Here's an extract from the tribute that Seinfield paid to him
" You could certainly say that George downright invented modern American stand-up comedy in many ways. Every comedian does a little George. I couldn’t even count the number of times I’ve been standing around with some comedians and someone talks about some idea for a joke and another comedian would say, “Carlin does it.” I’ve heard it my whole career: “Carlin does it,” “Carlin already did it,” “Carlin did it eight years ago.”... "
I rode Harleys with nearly the only Texan I knew who was a real working cowboy for one of the local ranches.
One of the other riders asked him why he didn't wear cowboy boots? He said he didn't want to be mistaken for a truck driver.
Damn it Tom, stop trying to extinguish the human flame.
I tell u wut!
I use this line at least once a day from this. I live in a country town and see this shit everywhere
Lol i wear mines during the summer here in west texas
while you sheer your sheep? xD
The comments full of mad “cowboys” 😂😂😂
Lol you probably dress like your prisoner in the making in your profile pic. Go listen to your rap and loot some more stores
Except Donald Cerrone
The only person ive ever seen wear a cowboy hat is my grandfather, but he only wears it when its real sunny outside, or when hes working on his farm
Dude who cares?
@@tenorcarloscol i mean i do. Is that not enough? Lesson to learn for life, if someone feels something is important enough to share with others, then it doesnt matter if anyone else cares bc its important to the person saying it. Thats why I'm not criticizing you for being a dick. Have a nice day
@@tenorcarloscol Considering what he said pertains to the video we all just watched? I’m sure a high percentage would care. It’s a neat fact about someone else’s life that they decided to share. No need to be a dick. Ya dick.
Cowboy hats are cool as fuck... No Stetson bullshit - Resistol XXX Beaver
Wear what you want, but this dude is hilarious.
Right...good point...
I'm from Texas and we ain't gonna stop wearing cowboy hats. However if you're from L.A that's another story..
There’s clowns in Jersey doing it sometimes
I dn't care where you're from. It's 2021 and cowboy hats look ridiculous. Also-people who type "ain't" are ridiculous as well.
@@HiramLoki Didnt know cowboy hats have an expiration date...wtf the year have to do with anything? lol...its just a hat, dont like it? Dont wear it. Dont like other people to wear it? Suck it up and dont look at them. Jeezz
Howdy...raise n rope broncos lol 😂 are you a buckeroo or a tenderfoot?
Wonder what Segura had to say about Bezos strutting around in his cowboy hat in his rocket.
Has Tom never worked in the sun?
I don't think Tom goes outside bro 😂
I tell yuu HUat ... Actually I think he better start wearing a Cowboy hat himself with that hairline.
Been wearing my hat all my life.
I'm not an actual cowboy. I wear it because I think it looks damn good. I live in Houston. Call me a fake hell I dont care. I love the style with a passion.
FAKE COWBOY!
Lmao, I'm joking. rock it man. Some people look hilariously weird in them, Some people do look good in them,
Whatever makes you happy.
Gtfoh
@@ianmangham4570 You can go on an GIT
@@ianmangham4570 ay look its the sassy gay cowboy who came to my channel to harass me on my videos. What have I done to YOU!? COWBOY, BACK IT UP
I like that
I live in Florida and it's amazing how many of these people wear cowboy gear. Not just the hat but the shirt, string tie, pants, boots and belt buckle. UGH.
Conservative as fk and I like it