My favourite line of his has to be "Although last time aliens invaded all they did was force the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate continuously. Oh, yes!."
Great white, because hitler (yeah no, bitch ain't worth the capitalization) was, ya' know, a racist, who thought whites/aryans were Great, and everyone else was terrible. That and sharks are more or less second only to orcas in the ocean, so they're basically the most dangerous thing in there. Or maybe I'm overanalyzing, who knows, ask Matt Groening
"...in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone." "Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?" "Of course, it's just a name. Like the Death Zone, or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror."
I liked this one. They were at the Races, betting on horses. "Its a tie! They're checking the electron microscope. ... And its number seven in a quantum finish." Farnsworth: "No fair! You changed the outcome by observing it!" Little quantum theory humor there.
2:39 “Remember, Professor: Bender is Santa so we don’t need to hurt him, right?” “Yes, yes, yes! You sound like a broken mp3.” “Ho ho- *(BLAM)* OW!” “Professor! Don’t you remember what I told you?!” “NO!” (Pumps shotgun, *BLAM*)
Favorite line: *"ZUUU-ZUUUUUUUU! I put you through college, and THIS is how you repay me!?"* Or as he's driving with high beams on destroying ships as he cries out.
5:25 This scene was funny already but Farnsworth ripping open his shirt while staring off in the distance with a serious face, really brought it home lol
No. In modern times it'll be woke garbage. Bender would be the guy in jail all the time fry would be seen as less then worthless, hermes would be female, leela would always be right, scruffy no longer exists, professor is always wrong, zoidburg is a female, and amy would be there
“Remember professor BENDER is SANTA okay so no hurting him” “Yes yes u sound like a broken record” “Ho ho ho (bender down the chute) (Shotgun to the chest) “Professor don’t u remember what i said” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🤣🤣🤣 cracks me up every time
5:17 this has me dying "the fate of the world depends on you getting to second base with mom! Very well if cop a feel i must then cop a feel i shall" 😂😂😂
*Farnsworth:* "I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy. This sarcophagus _should_ contain the remains of Emperor Nimbala, who ruled Zubin 5 over 29 million years ago!" [Fry walks in, eating a small mummy] *Fry:* "Hey, professor, great jerky!" *Farnsworth:* "Oh my god, this is an outrage! _I was going to eat that mummy!!"_
IMHO, Billy West is such a talent, he could have voiced Farnsworth in a LOT of different ways .... the voice he chose for him was perfect for the Futurama Universe. I can't imagine it done any other way. :)
2 other great ones are when Farnsworth at the slurm factory wants the tour guide to tell the Grunka lunkas that he hates them and when the wong family cattle gets stolen by the Martians "this mission sounds dangerous. Someone is sure to be killed. Fry, Bender, Leela i want you to go with them."
“Ah, perfect timing, I just turobcharged the ships matter compressor” “What’s the matter compressor?” “Nothing’s the matter Fry, now that I’ve turbocharged the matter compressor” 😂😂😂
"That's it you hoodlums! Your mouth just wrote a Paypal transfer request that your butt has insufficient funds to honor!" I have no idea why I love this particular line it's just so funny.
Emperor: Remember Russ, I want Magnus brought back to Terra alive. Russ: Yes, yes I know. *Russ immediately breaks Magnus’s back after arriving on Prospero* Emperor: RUSS! Don’t you remember what I told you? Russ: NOOO!!!
Astoundingly lucid for a man of over 150 years old.
Let's not forget he's legally dead too. So he's also pretty spry for a dead guy.
@@maverickb7360 "Take one knap in a ditch and they stat declaring you all sorts of things."
At least 160, he got sent to the near Death Star half way through the show and had to be busted out
Please, Fry is over 1000 years old.
Huh?!?! Say what now??
OH GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!
“You can’t own property man!”
“I can but that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!”
Lost it during that part
They right tho
Unbased Farnsworth
How is that a crackpot statement?
But your vegetarians noone cares what you think
My favourite line of his has to be "Although last time aliens invaded all they did was force the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate continuously. Oh, yes!."
Mine is probably:
"My God, this is an outrage. *I* was going to eat that mummy!"
@@DonutMaster56 "Good news, everyone: I'm in terrible pain."
@@KyleRayner12 I'm sad now...
Heh - and the added "breath spray" was genius on top of genius! :)
Yes that’s a good thing!
"If you kill anyone make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage."
Now these ar words I can live by.
It's actually a native hunting tradition, eat part of the kill gain the life force of your prey.
Professor Farnsworth is the kind of old man I want to be when I grow up.
why wait?
So, you’re willing to get all your employees killed? lol
@@thiskidd1783 I’ll ruin you like I ruined this company!
Insane?
@@thiskidd1783 and create a race of atomic supermen take over the world and have cannablisitc supervillain evil genius tendencies?
"You must get honey....ordinary honey"
"Doesn't seem so hard"
"This isnt ORDINARY HONEY"
"This isn't ordinary, honey!" Comma people!
@@curseds0ldier no
This was always my favorite line of his lol
@@curseds0ldier someone doesn’t understand how commas work…
Hitler’s brain in the body of a “Great White Shark” lmao the genius of the writing crew
@Hermite Honk a shark is a term for a murderer
No it isn't
Great white, because hitler (yeah no, bitch ain't worth the capitalization) was, ya' know, a racist, who thought whites/aryans were Great, and everyone else was terrible. That and sharks are more or less second only to orcas in the ocean, so they're basically the most dangerous thing in there. Or maybe I'm overanalyzing, who knows, ask Matt Groening
I need to know more of how that went.
@Thomas Corbett wrong, should've been an orca
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
With my last breath I curse this underused possible meme format
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Most said pop culture quote of 2020.
YEAH, it's wholly deserved.
I knew that would become a meme before I even knew what memes were ROTFL.
funny how the memes sound sadder than the video
YOU FIND THAT ENTERTAINING, DO YOU
Wiah they'd do a reboot
"...in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone."
"Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?"
"Of course, it's just a name. Like the Death Zone, or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror."
“we’re inside the ear now so we have to be very quiet.”
Professor two seconds later
“WHAT?”
That’s by far my favorite Farnsworth moment 😂😂
What about what?
My favorite line is "Tax fraud nothing! You take one nap in a ditch in a park and they start declaring you this and that."
I liked this one. They were at the Races, betting on horses. "Its a tie! They're checking the electron microscope. ... And its number seven in a quantum finish."
Farnsworth: "No fair! You changed the outcome by observing it!"
Little quantum theory humor there.
The joke is that photons technically change places when they are givin a fixed area in a quantum process I’m too lazy to explain
- And it's Shrodinger's cat by a length, followed by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, Planck's Constant, and De Broglie.
That's why having writers with science degrees pays off...
@@coachgoltzbizpro23 they were mostly PhD's. the smartest writing team ever assembled.
@@jackhemsworth7515 Yes but it was not in physics it was in writing
2:39
“Remember, Professor: Bender is Santa so we don’t need to hurt him, right?”
“Yes, yes, yes! You sound like a broken mp3.”
“Ho ho- *(BLAM)* OW!”
“Professor! Don’t you remember what I told you?!”
“NO!” (Pumps shotgun, *BLAM*)
"Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!"
Billy West is a hell of a talented voice actor
The amount of rage he says when “nobody calls me that” truly makes it
"I could hit the like button.. but I'm already in my pyjamas"
I love how he’s simultaneously the greatest inventor/scientist on the planet, but also just a senile old man
Favorite line: *"ZUUU-ZUUUUUUUU! I put you through college, and THIS is how you repay me!?"* Or as he's driving with high beams on destroying ships as he cries out.
It's "Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college, and THIS is how you repay me!?" But otherwise, yeah I agree.
This line should’ve been in the countdown too.
i mean, it's not really the line that hilarious, but pazuzu's response to it.
"I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day."
"Wait a second." (checks pulse)
"NOOOOO!"
"why's that good news"?
They paid in advance 😂
Spoken like a true businessman
they also died in advance :)
@@TheUltimateRare that's dark bro.
The professor shooting bender on Christmas is how I hope I'll be when I'm as senile as him aahhh good time good times
Good news is you'll meet new people every day.
I hated the courtroom scene in that episode it was just stupid and the one where they get fired I hated and tentacle infection leela this I hated
_"If cop-a-feel I must, then cop-a-feel I shall!"_
My guiding motto in life!
Love life
"Uranus" is my favorite joke of the entire show
We renamed it to end that stupid joke forever
@@Jest_the_Jester what did they change it to?
Urectum
I am Greek, If they want to name it after the original, they should name it «Ouranos», that should finish it instead of finding new tricks.
@@MouAresounTaPneusta Good idea.
5:25 This scene was funny already but Farnsworth ripping open his shirt while staring off in the distance with a serious face, really brought it home lol
Love when they are at the beach planet, and the professor is like "So he got a little ink, big woop!!"
*WALKS AWAY WITH "THUG LIFE" BACK TATTOO*
Fry- "I can't swallow that..."
Farnsworth- "Well then good news,
it's a suppository"
As a farnsworth by blood. Anything he says goes for me.
Lucky girl
"Fry, I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!"
1:11 when you try to think of a good comeback
The angry dome never fails to make laugh like a hyena
3:57 I love how he goes from senile to insane.
“Good News Everyone! I was featured on Next of Ken!” - Professor Farnsworth
What's the Bad news?
They never paid me. Lol
15 is my favorite. "Down in front!"
PROFESSOR DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Couldn't we all use an angry dome!
LOL!
Igners sounds of horror as Farnsworth rips off his shirt is priceless
There needs to be a spin-off about the professor’s youth.
Yes!!! We need to petition this to the Futurama writing staff
"Astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
"Oh. Well what's it called now?"
"Urectum."
What makes so many of these jokes is his ability to get suddenly, inexplicably (but nonviolently) angry at any moment.
2:46 I literally spit out my water. I forgot about that scene. Rofl!!
don't you remember what i told you? "No !!"
“Be very quiet. We’re inside the ear drum.”
“Ok, Professor.”
“WHA?!”
"collecting honey, ordinary honey"
"that doesent sound so dangerous"
"THIS IS NO ORDiNARY HONEY"😂😂
The professor is the reason I fell in love with the show
Plus the great jokes and characters and the professor is the best of both of those
*"WHY?! WHY DIDN'T I BREAK HIS LEGS?!*
I just wish some one would tell me why?!?! Why I should Care!?!?!
Surprising lack of references to his doomsday device collection
Isn't there also a Dome Of Contemplation where he has a disco ball to help him think. Where is that one?
I hope so!
I thought it was the "Chambers of Understanding"
2:48
We’ve all had that one moment
I love the Professor!
NO ONE CALLS HIM THAT
That's it you hoodlums! Your mouths just wrote a paypal transfer request that your butts have insufficient funds to honor
@@PabloRestobar the professy
Hey now hey now.... not living on this planet anymore had nothing to do with him being senile, that was PERFECTLY rational.
My favorite line is 'STOP HOGGING THAT HEALTHY LIVER'
The fact that videos like these are still being made proves it should be rebooted.
No. In modern times it'll be woke garbage. Bender would be the guy in jail all the time fry would be seen as less then worthless, hermes would be female, leela would always be right, scruffy no longer exists, professor is always wrong, zoidburg is a female, and amy would be there
@@icicle_ai damn, who hurt you
@@MCStevie1000 the people behind every major "reboot/sequel" for the past few years
*GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!*
5:33 "Good news everyone, I created a meme"
My favorite line from him was “no, not by any means, definition or form at all. But technically yes.”
The Angry Dome
Perfect for every home
“You can’t own property man”
That line is hilarious to me
"We did all we could."
"*gasp* You mean he's...?"
"Good as new? Yes!"
“We could but we won’t! This is a spaceship dammit, not a prom limousine”! Hahaha
One of the best cartoons ever made..
“Remember professor BENDER is SANTA okay so no hurting him”
“Yes yes u sound like a broken record”
“Ho ho ho (bender down the chute)
(Shotgun to the chest)
“Professor don’t u remember what i said”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🤣🤣🤣 cracks me up every time
4:40, I just lost it 😆
"Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head!"
"Science can't progress without heaps!"
“I’m sure Leela’s tired of morons gaping at her eye.”
GhaaaaaAAAAAWWWW
5:17 this has me dying "the fate of the world depends on you getting to second base with mom! Very well if cop a feel i must then cop a feel i shall" 😂😂😂
*Farnsworth:* "I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy. This sarcophagus _should_ contain the remains of Emperor Nimbala, who ruled Zubin 5 over 29 million years ago!"
[Fry walks in, eating a small mummy]
*Fry:* "Hey, professor, great jerky!"
*Farnsworth:* "Oh my god, this is an outrage! _I was going to eat that mummy!!"_
4:02 The way his rant just trails off is so funny.
Don’t you remember what I told you? No!
Me during math class.
"whats the matter compressor"
LMAO
5:34. my feelings about 2020, in a nutshell.
Nothing will ever be funnier than "Urectum" and "THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY"
This show saves me from my existential problems
Best Farnsworth line: “SATAN! YOU OWE ME!”
25 Times Dennis Reynolds of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was clearly a psychopath
sociopath is more like it
#13 is honestly my favorite because of the way he says, “NO!”
IMHO, Billy West is such a talent, he could have voiced Farnsworth in a LOT of different ways .... the voice he chose for him was perfect for the Futurama Universe. I can't imagine it done any other way. :)
Nice selection, I also rate the "Chamber of Understanding" very highly.
I hate how perfect Urectum is.
Wooooh, I’ll shall be in the angry dome
My favorite character in the entire series, hands down
Futurama is better than Rick & Morty
Agreed
Incomparable.
You forgot "Tell them I hate them"
The Uranus changes to Urectuns joke has killed me
2 other great ones are when Farnsworth at the slurm factory wants the tour guide to tell the Grunka lunkas that he hates them and when the wong family cattle gets stolen by the Martians "this mission sounds dangerous. Someone is sure to be killed. Fry, Bender, Leela i want you to go with them."
"You sounds like my tennis instructor"
That line is so good
5:17 well no one likes thinking about their parents doing it. Much less talking about and tearing clothes off then and there.
“Hey grandpa move your wrinkly old keister”
“...shut up”
2020 should drive us all to have an angry dome
Twitter rendered it obsolete.
The angry dome was one of my favorite moments in futurama
🎶 *Honey combs big yeah yeah yeah*
*It's not small?*
*No no no* 🎶
“Ah, perfect timing, I just turobcharged the ships matter compressor”
“What’s the matter compressor?”
“Nothing’s the matter Fry, now that I’ve turbocharged the matter compressor”
😂😂😂
That property ownership line hits different when you finally have your own house ^^
0:47 and yet what they renamed it is still funny
Can we get a "Leela being absolutely done with the stupidity surrounding her" compilation?
"That's it you hoodlums! Your mouth just wrote a Paypal transfer request that your butt has insufficient funds to honor!" I have no idea why I love this particular line it's just so funny.
One which always make me chuckle is:
“I always feared he’d run off like this. Why?…Why?…Why…didn’t I break his legs!”
Leela: Professor?! Where were you at 10 PM last night?
Professor: Where am I now?
Emperor: Remember Russ, I want Magnus brought back to Terra alive.
Russ: Yes, yes I know.
*Russ immediately breaks Magnus’s back after arriving on Prospero*
Emperor: RUSS! Don’t you remember what I told you?
Russ: NOOO!!!
Everybody get out, im having a conference.
Two seconds later:
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE