Futurama - 31 Random Jokes to get You through October

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  • @analogsamurai9576
    @analogsamurai9576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3822

    The algo keeps recommending me futurama so I started watched episodes again. It's like opening canned air from 2005 and I can breathe.

    • @hayleytyler119
      @hayleytyler119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Like in spaceballs

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@hayleytyler119 life is like a box of space balls

    • @jh6025
      @jh6025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I miss 2005. I was 19, kid less and single. 35, married, and 3 kids. I love my kids!😆

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I need to watch Futurama also. :) I am around the same age as the first episode within 12 months. I love the '90s and 2000s culture. I got myself a '90s leather jacket in 2019 second hand, so yeah.

    • @jh6025
      @jh6025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thatguyalex2835 I was born in 1986. I have always felt like the eighties was the decade I was meant to be in. Like I was born 10 years too late.
      It's as though the nineties belonged to grunge, And the 2 thousands belonged to hip hop.

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    I laughed out loud when Prof. Fisher-Price Spiekenspeil said "The horse says: *doctorate denied*." Shame it wasn't in the video.

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Reminds me of the Fisher Price Speak & Spell from ET, his name. :) Is that where the writers of Futurama got their idea?

    • @jamesyoung16
      @jamesyoung16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughed at that too

    • @nox_chan
      @nox_chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was expecting that one too

    • @zutejudd7603
      @zutejudd7603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah bro that was the best line of the episode

    • @htt_pslovelygirl
      @htt_pslovelygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The best

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3863

    1:08 This one is double layered since it's mentioned at one point that cows are extinct. So figuring out the sound that cows made is actually pretty substantial for them.

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Interesting point - if no recordings existed then that would actually be an impressive scientific achievement. Though I'd think there'd be enough recordings from the 20th and 21st centuries to show what they sounded like. Trying to conclusively determine the sound of something that went extinct before recording technologies, such as dinosaurs, dodos, passenger pigeons, mammoths, and so on would be much more difficult.

    • @Magnet_Chaos
      @Magnet_Chaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@quillmaurer6563 Aliens destroyed civilization at some point before the year 3000. So maybe cow related records were lost.

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@Magnet_Chaos True - I see that unlikely but possible. The "Aliens destroyed civilization" is a good explanation for any seeming plot holes, things we had in the 21st century that they don't have in the 31st. Though it is Futurama, which deliberately avoided continuity.

    • @thechaostornado6600
      @thechaostornado6600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@quillmaurer6563 but you literally see aliens destroying civilisation in the first episode of the show. When fry's frozen

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@thechaostornado6600 True, but despite that a lot of pieces of 20th/21st century culture (including numerous people as heads in jars) survived, it's not like all technology, records, media, and so on were lost.

  • @arthurdurham
    @arthurdurham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    "Omg a million years" joke from the pilot just reminds me how well this show defined its characters from episode one. That's a joke Fry could make on episode one or the series finale and it would be hilarious and completely in character.

    • @geeba3353
      @geeba3353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I first saw futurama when was about seven or eight. I genuinely did think that the difference between 2000 and 3000 was one million. Perhaps I can blame this show for my three retakes of algebra II.

    • @haloharry97
      @haloharry97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Am too stupid to notice he Sayed a million ;(

    • @ruslankazimov622
      @ruslankazimov622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate shows that capitalize on sheer dumbness of one person. Atleast Futurama had other characters.

    • @Skiziboo
      @Skiziboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BiG PooPS

    • @starpie4352
      @starpie4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "My god. A million years!"
      1999+1,000,000=1,001,999
      Estimated year: 1001999
      Actual year: 2999
      👍 yup he's a dummy 👍

  • @princegoatcheese9379
    @princegoatcheese9379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    The most unrealistic part of Futurama was when Fry had the money to pay for drinks. 7:52

    • @wiidub9225
      @wiidub9225  2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yeah I was thinking the same thing..

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂
      Yeah, they bent the laws of pretext there just like in 2 Broke Girls...

    • @zenhaelcero8481
      @zenhaelcero8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Must have been before Zoidberg framed him for breaking the bottle.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well he was a billionaire at one point.

    • @AL3X1KUS
      @AL3X1KUS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fry is a billionaire in the future. When he found out about it, he had 4,3 billion dollars.

  • @abduljah9355
    @abduljah9355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    That last joke is aging better and better with each renewal of Futurama.

    • @toomanyfandoms7051
      @toomanyfandoms7051 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also every renewal of supernatural

    • @potato31415
      @potato31415 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@toomanyfandoms7051 should’ve ended at season 5

    • @fort809
      @fort809 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@toomanyfandoms7051nah. Supernatural should have died a decade ago

    • @heisenberg8764
      @heisenberg8764 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bout to say family guy💁‍♀️
      Despite the hate it gets its alright for just watching, not for anything story driven but w couple of laughs

  • @lordroy88
    @lordroy88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    “You know the worst thing about being a slave? That they make you work but they don’t pay you or let you go.”
    Damn this show was funny

    • @kunjunction1
      @kunjunction1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours.

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's funny because it's True!

    • @shawnthompson2303
      @shawnthompson2303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tell the slaves.... they can all go f...
      Faster?! I keep telling them, but they don't listen!
      No.... tell them.... they're fre....
      Free Loading off you?

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funnily enough, that wasn't entirely true in the Peculiar Institution of the antebellum South. While obviously slaves didn't receive direct payment for most of their labors, gratuities from their owners weren't uncommon. Moreover, under the "hiring-out" system whereby slaves whose labor was not needed by their owner for a certain length of time were rented out to others in need of it, it was customary for the slave to be paid a portion of the fee his or her master received. There were many cases in which slaves were able to save up enough money to recompense their masters the cost of their purchase and effectively buy themselves, thereby becoming free men. There are even recorded cases of slaves skilled in one trade or another being granted leave by their masters to (in exchange for various assurances) travel and ply their trade elsewhere so that they could make money on their own for the purpose of self-manumission. There's also the case of the _peculium_ of the Roman slaves, which while legally the property of the slave's owner was in social practice the fund built up by the slave in order to purchase his manumission.

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    “But sir it’s an emergency!”
    “Come back when it’s a catastrophe”
    🤣

    • @liamgriffin218
      @liamgriffin218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Emergency immediately upgrades to a catastrophe*

    • @youvebeenmungaid1470
      @youvebeenmungaid1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The entire US government

    • @starpie4352
      @starpie4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@liamgriffin218 *(Well they don't call it the titanic for nothing )*

    • @toomanyfandoms7051
      @toomanyfandoms7051 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2020s mood

  • @Tabmaster94
    @Tabmaster94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    3:24 I love how Scruffy had the mallet ready to go just in case the elves came back

    • @kaelang12
      @kaelang12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      janitors are always ready

    • @PelinalWhitestrake36
      @PelinalWhitestrake36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just like me.

    • @AL3X1KUS
      @AL3X1KUS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ...second

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Scruffy's gonna die like Scruffy lived.

    • @katza831
      @katza831 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Owls* not elves

  • @GamingTopTen
    @GamingTopTen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    2:35
    The most competent thing Zapp Brannigan ever said.

    • @marion9098
      @marion9098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I just wish I understood why, why I should care

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@marion9098 because we live on earth and not urectum, but it's not heading out that way

    • @jayer.
      @jayer. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mr. President. What the hell?

    • @durururururururu
      @durururururururu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@marion9098 same energy as "boys, keep searching, we need to find the guy who asked"

    • @starpie4352
      @starpie4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me when people make news about what a celebrity is doing right now and it is not a thing that will change their lives forever

  • @garyhall2770
    @garyhall2770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "I'll have a Fuzzy Navel and she'll have the girlest drink you got".
    "Two Fuzzy Navels coming right up".

  • @calebweldon8102
    @calebweldon8102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I saw that first episode when I was like 6 and took at face value that it was 1 million years

  • @music-channel69
    @music-channel69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Only 31 jokes? But i need the whole series to get through 2021.

    • @martyschriver
      @martyschriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what Disney+ is for.....

    • @realrealwarpet
      @realrealwarpet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about a new season, to get your through 2024 XD

    • @kylewilson6425
      @kylewilson6425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Bite my red-hot glowing ass." 🔥

  • @LaLixyRose
    @LaLixyRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    when you realise the final clip is calling out their own show

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      more like how shitty simpsons is

    • @noneed4sleep64
      @noneed4sleep64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@CleopatraKing no.

    • @LaLixyRose
      @LaLixyRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@CleopatraKing futurama was cancelled twice
      the first one was at the end of S4. The next was season 7 when comedy Central opted not to renew the series.
      There are 4 series finalies for the show due to this. being The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings (S4), Into The Wild Green Yonder (S5/Movie), Overclockwise (S5) and Meanwhile (S8)

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont get it

    • @noneed4sleep64
      @noneed4sleep64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@anderstermansen130 Seriously? Leela says that good shows get cancelled, “sometimes two of three times” futurama by this point had been cancelled twice. It’s the writers patting themselves on the back that they’ve created a show so good that it’s fanbase revived it twice.

  • @crim6435
    @crim6435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    1:24 that joke has always been in my mind since I saw it, and I use it a lot

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    7:16 "Wow! That would be impressive if you were human!" "Yeah…" 😂

  • @Clonekiller66
    @Clonekiller66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The Elves Are Back... *Grabs giant mallet*
    gets me every time.

  • @awesomeguy2009
    @awesomeguy2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    6:18 Fry doing the Three's Company theme hahaha

    • @Tytus_Albas
      @Tytus_Albas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh I caught that too. Pretty funny little reference there.

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    "I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe." Applies to 90% of humanity.

    • @tonybadaboni
      @tonybadaboni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What of you is original

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tonybadaboni I don't know what percentage of us are original nowadays, with social media and politicians influencing us. That is why I stay off of FB or the one with the blue bird logo*. (Not gonna get copyrighted)

    • @tonybadaboni
      @tonybadaboni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@thatguyalex2835 even before technology your still a product of your environment

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tonybadaboni Yeah 100% man, but it has gotten worse with tech.

    • @tonybadaboni
      @tonybadaboni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thatguyalex2835 No, there is no such thing as original. Your just what you were created to be, even your attempts to secede that are unoriginal. You can be an OG though someone who is who they is and don't try to fake it to get closer to people or their own goals. This guy Jess Stuart thinks he's the 10%, thats not OG.

  • @Mote.
    @Mote. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I never saw the give credit to our public schools joke until just now. It's so good

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The biggest credit to people growing up fucked up should go to family; especially parents.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JanetStarChild The public schools are just an extension of that, those families let the public schools act as daycare facilities with very little regard for how much the kids are actually learning

    • @byanymeansnecessary9329
      @byanymeansnecessary9329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ameriKKKa doesn't have schools, it has indoctrination centers

  • @nicholasquaid1895
    @nicholasquaid1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways,,,,, by force.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That line was actually used several times in history.

    • @Bawbag0110
      @Bawbag0110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty much describes every religion

  • @Volumixen
    @Volumixen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "They called me crazy for building this ark!"
    "You are crazy, you filled it with same sex animal couples!"
    "Hey, there are parts of the bible I like and parts I don't like!"
    *95% of Christianity has entered the chat*

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Pretty much why there are thousands of different denominations of Christianity; they all have their own headcanon.

    • @slighter
      @slighter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is it really called an ark? Not an arch or arche?

    • @Volumixen
      @Volumixen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@slighter yep. Funny enough, not only am I a former Christian, but also played Final Fantasy IX, in which Garnet's final summon is a boat shaped transformer whose name is Ark.

    • @patmalloy3569
      @patmalloy3569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad

    • @Volumixen
      @Volumixen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@patmalloy3569 yeah, it is pretty sad that most of them do this

  • @lslice5283
    @lslice5283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I’ve watched through Futurama like half a dozen times yet this is the first time I realized he said that they’re putting the expensive atom on top of a dime store tiara, nothing like putting a quarter of $1 million item on top of something that cost $.10

  • @solemvow6281
    @solemvow6281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    7:20 futurama really was fighting for equality

  • @PeterDivine
    @PeterDivine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Elves're back.

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:13 This speaks to our current issue with AI. We are looking at it as a sentient objective judge of humanity and in reality, it's just a product of our design, tailored to desired conclusions, as all machines are.

  • @playerone198
    @playerone198 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:25 that‘s still one of my favourite jokes of all times. Fry’s dead on stare lmao

  • @clubpenguin13531
    @clubpenguin13531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "come back when it's a catastrophe"
    100% using that line

  • @DogsRNice
    @DogsRNice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “The cow says “moo!”” Is one of the greatest scientific proofs of the 30th century

  • @beaujackson8253
    @beaujackson8253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I find it funny that the people a million years from when the rinky dink cold storage units were first built, just find a bunch of these half frozen idiots in what amounts to a jury rigged refrigerator In their time, and they just build around em, confident they must be alive

    • @byanymeansnecessary9329
      @byanymeansnecessary9329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was the year 3000, only a thousand years. Are you as dumb as Fry?

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:30 Aw, I can't believe you cut off Scruffy's single greatest line at the end of this scene:
    "Now that there's some FINE print!"

  • @DanBeau
    @DanBeau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "its in your contract...
    all female employees must pose nude if requested."
    "that's discriminatory!"
    "no, its in all our contracts, here's mine...
    all female employees must pose nude if requested."

  • @carlandreasson8800
    @carlandreasson8800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    3:30 is still the best joke in the entire show

    • @badatmusic0
      @badatmusic0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      WHAT

    • @byanymeansnecessary9329
      @byanymeansnecessary9329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope

    • @chabaker9682
      @chabaker9682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i highly disagree there are far greater jokes through the show. like mom:"walt hit the retaliate button(walt looks at the control panel confused on which button to press),back to mom:any button they all retaliate"

  • @MircomFan
    @MircomFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Nobody wants to see you ever again!"
    "Dr. Zoidberg, I want to see you right now!"

  • @Thoroughly_Wet
    @Thoroughly_Wet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I AM THE MIGHTY V-GINY"

    • @xhopfangcho6023
      @xhopfangcho6023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wtf man are you ok

    • @Thoroughly_Wet
      @Thoroughly_Wet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xhopfangcho6023 it's the name of the satellite in the parcheesi joke

  • @deepsleep7822
    @deepsleep7822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Shut up and take my money.” One of my favorite lines. I use it far too often.

  • @DiscoTimelordASD
    @DiscoTimelordASD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A good show that left on a high note.

  • @kylewilson6425
    @kylewilson6425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Man, I miss this show _so_ much!
    Bender: "Stop _actually_ washing the ship, and play with the sponges!"
    Leela: "But, the ship is dirty."
    Bender: "Ah, whatever. I ran out of film an hour ago."

  • @crithon
    @crithon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "he's not a child, he's 34." OUCH! That's a deep one.

  • @snakeking211
    @snakeking211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Bender:900 degree temp
    Hermes: come lay down
    Bender does and burns couch
    Hermes: your paying for that
    Lol I love Hermes

    • @carultch
      @carultch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did the professor possibly open his chest cabinet to read his temperature gauge, if he was that hot?

    • @snakeking211
      @snakeking211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carultch magic lab coat

  • @davidmc1489
    @davidmc1489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:15 lol...that is spot on

  • @blakelowrey9620
    @blakelowrey9620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "there's also a lot of drugs in there"

  • @gabenfanboy7471
    @gabenfanboy7471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "get you through October" so, nnn gets cancelled this year or what?

  • @EmilioReyes_97
    @EmilioReyes_97 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "He's not a child he's 34"
    .....Wow...I did not get that joke when I was a kid.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:29 I've heard that laugh so many times, but only now do I realize the voice acting skill it must require.

  • @gamblingKidd
    @gamblingKidd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Futurama is a gem that we must preserve!

  • @timrobinson513
    @timrobinson513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can see that, you’re quite a bit taller than me. 😂

  • @ant51006
    @ant51006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:28 billionaires polluting the only planet they can live on for now

  • @Duval-In-The-Wall
    @Duval-In-The-Wall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “He’s opening our minds to new ideas”- kill him! 😂

  • @nicklasveva
    @nicklasveva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Reddit be like: 1:02

    • @Raven-yv6di
      @Raven-yv6di 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      also 4:28

    • @benivinson3693
      @benivinson3693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R/political humour bans anyone whose jokes are about the left

    • @Raven-yv6di
      @Raven-yv6di 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@benivinson3693 ok?

    • @halo1989100
      @halo1989100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ban him!!!

    • @lafudge2929
      @lafudge2929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Raven-yv6di Because it's hypocritical

  • @sals_mayonise
    @sals_mayonise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fun the fact that till we reach year 3000 this series Will keep fresh

  • @GreeneBeau
    @GreeneBeau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    2:24 My god, I love Nixon in this show lmao

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With an Alice's Restaurant subtext.
      (for us really old fans)

    • @marcuscaesar3538
      @marcuscaesar3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t forget about Agnew

  • @SpookyBlueNStuff
    @SpookyBlueNStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "There's also a lotta drugs in there."

  • @Trascist
    @Trascist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No one:
    Daenarys Targaryen: 4:50

  • @BigBadTubaDudeCRA
    @BigBadTubaDudeCRA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Second one is so funny because we think he's looking him in the eyes but he's not...

  • @bobunder9944
    @bobunder9944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "He's opening our minds to new ideas! Kill Him!" , said every politician ever.

  • @mr.mcgibblets7048
    @mr.mcgibblets7048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That last joke is kind of meta. There was a return of the show just recently announced!

  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    06:03 Holding hands and jumping with joy.

  • @gabbls_
    @gabbls_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's been 6 years since I watched the whole series and I remember almost nothing from it. I'm happy to experience all of these jokes again blind.

  • @brendanmahoney8172
    @brendanmahoney8172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The what that professor lets out makes me laugh so hard

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That last joke summarizes the show perfectly

  • @kornelparoczai1763
    @kornelparoczai1763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Schrödinger's box having drugs in it lmao

  • @PandemoniumVice
    @PandemoniumVice ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Considering Futurama is coming back AGAIN at Hulu, that last joke is just pure gold.

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfortunately I don’t be watching because of the surveillance state on acid situation. I’d like my civil liberties back. I’ll only watch old clips when I was not so closely scrutinised by evil individuals who refuse to change and watch me suffer.

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MarianMurphy-rz8ejyou are schizophrenic dawg

  • @suncatstudiosYT
    @suncatstudiosYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At 3:40 what episode is it

  • @mitchellanderson3068
    @mitchellanderson3068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “This is like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip!”

  • @ViewThis.
    @ViewThis. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:01 Ahhhh...2022.....They're making new episodes of Futurama. Again.... Life is good.

  • @phorchybug3286
    @phorchybug3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't even remember 1/3 of these episodes.
    I only got physical copies of seasons 1-4

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "My god.
    ...A million years."

  • @90klh
    @90klh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol when i was a little kid i remember getting confused about a millennium be a million years- im sure i know where the confusion came from now

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you get when you multiply a million by a million?

  • @carlosandres7006
    @carlosandres7006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “I chose to believe what I was programmed to believe”… so truth in so many levels

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The illusion of choice.
      Free will does not mean what almost everyone thinks it means.
      But the joke is that he rejects blatant obvious fact in favour of being wrong.

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It still shocks me how much Fry's voice changed over the years, but you bearly notices. Unless you do like this video, and show very first episode of the series and right after a episode of the very last season, and you can clearly see the contrast

  • @jamchiroptera4258
    @jamchiroptera4258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Right in the feels at the end there...

  • @JimmieJoeSparky
    @JimmieJoeSparky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We want some Roberto gettin all stabby clips.

  • @TheDarknessConsumesMe666
    @TheDarknessConsumesMe666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The last one isn't a joke
    It's reality

    • @haereticus
      @haereticus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It becomes a joke when Futurama itself was cancelled at least a couple of times, I think.

  • @jeffisthere154
    @jeffisthere154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:15 average Californian

  • @andrew_4747
    @andrew_4747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Such a well crafted series, from beginning to end, and end, and end, and...

  • @NolanEgbert
    @NolanEgbert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The revival episodes got really lazy in the joke department at times. The highs were still high but it found some new lows

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, but this show is leagues ahead of what aired around then and especially today as well.

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Professor Fisher Price Speak & Spell is a man I leave my trust with.

  • @JONNYWM
    @JONNYWM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly why does number 2 make me lose it every time?

  • @chispenzcree242
    @chispenzcree242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I was a kid I actually started stealing when bender made it look cool

  • @joellemarron3452
    @joellemarron3452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:36 I just now noticed that he broke his own rule lol

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also there's the Antisocialists

  • @Acemanveryspecial
    @Acemanveryspecial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ''There's also a lot of drugs in there.''
    My sides.

  • @idowiseman3207
    @idowiseman3207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh shit it's already been a year of random futurama jokes and those certainly helped me get through this year so thank you and holy shit does time fly by so quickly

  • @scrubbbsyboy844
    @scrubbbsyboy844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:30 got me 💀

  • @melllvar4262
    @melllvar4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Elves are back..."🤣😂🤣

  • @theyreheretokillus
    @theyreheretokillus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i need 31 jokes an hour to get me through the day

  • @beardedgreek9069
    @beardedgreek9069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:32 always cracks me up

    • @Zappa_boi
      @Zappa_boi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      W H A T ?

    • @beardedgreek9069
      @beardedgreek9069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Zappa_boi what about what??

    • @starpiegacha9807
      @starpiegacha9807 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beardedgreek9069 uh

    • @beardedgreek9069
      @beardedgreek9069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@starpiegacha9807 shh.. be very quiet..

    • @starpiegacha9807
      @starpiegacha9807 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beardedgreek9069 W H A T if we go for a walk, possibly, because it's such a lovely day, perhaps.

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:02 - 1:06 Russians, and the Chinese, everyday.
    2:28 _”Erased that planet like eighteen minutes of incriminating tape.”_
    Eighteen minutes? Is that it, Nixon? 😂

  • @donna30044
    @donna30044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Futurama was a far better show than almost all of its competition.

  • @markmorales7958
    @markmorales7958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow… a MILLION YEARS…! 😧

  • @anthonylombardo4829
    @anthonylombardo4829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:50 Islam in a nutshell

  • @Dogan365
    @Dogan365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm gettting sick of seeing hypnot... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Oh, I wish I knew why. Why I should care!"
    Amen to that.

  • @mikecorleon4272
    @mikecorleon4272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a math lover the Schrodinger cat joke gets me everytime lol

    • @137_Diego_
      @137_Diego_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fry: "Says You!"
      Me: ded 💀

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the Schrodinger thought experiment isn't math, it's quantum physics

    • @mikecorleon4272
      @mikecorleon4272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does math and physics not go hand and hand

  • @MTLLRD024
    @MTLLRD024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    only watched it for the first time this year and loved it. still mad they took it off prime before i could finish the last season

    • @WhatupitsTetra
      @WhatupitsTetra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      pfp checks out

    • @TiinKy333
      @TiinKy333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure it's on Disney+ but depending where you live it might not be the case

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's on the high seas indefinitely.

  • @欧阳信-z1q
    @欧阳信-z1q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I started watching Futurama again and wow. It'll always be good 🔥 I'm also getting back to 2010 and many ppl keep telling me that i totally look like teen from those years xd

  • @HerrRussoTragik
    @HerrRussoTragik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!"
    And yet, there's people that say Rick and Morty is better than Futurama...

    • @sammigs34
      @sammigs34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It can't be better. It's just different. Rick and Morty is a copy of Futurama pretty much. People who say either is better have to realize they are 2 different time periods pretty much.

    • @mahguvnah7403
      @mahguvnah7403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are programmed to believe that.

  • @MilkT0ast
    @MilkT0ast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Zap Brannigin , Professor Farnsworth, and Hedonism Bot are the best chars of the show

  • @RazvanMihaeanu
    @RazvanMihaeanu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:20 is that Hunter Biden?

  • @alexandersmith2422
    @alexandersmith2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The elves are back
    -scruffy the janitor