Futurama - Professor Farnsworth - Inventions Compilation

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  • @archangeltyrael3369
    @archangeltyrael3369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3454

    I kind of wish you'd included his explanation on the rebirth machine
    "Stem cells? Aren't those pretty controversial?"
    "Certainly not. It's not like I got them from unborn infants. No these are from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells"

    • @Jeff-gt2xu
      @Jeff-gt2xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      And when Bender started singing "Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma-chameleon"

    • @therealwilldalbey
      @therealwilldalbey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In your time, yes. But nowadays, shut up!

    • @prettyboyjeremy
      @prettyboyjeremy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Really ahead of the times huh?

    • @builder396
      @builder396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@prettyboyjeremy Its not like the abortion debate started yesterday. All the dumb conspiracy stuff about evil experiments on unborn fetuses go back pretty far. They just got an uptick due to covid and it was just a question of time until the GOP finally got around to actually banning abortion.

    • @alphawolf8437
      @alphawolf8437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

  • @hippy282
    @hippy282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    Why do I still laugh at the machine that translates everything in French after all these years. "Bonjour"
    "Crazy jibberish!" XD

    • @gennigfox8368
      @gennigfox8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      watch the same episode in other languages.
      The dead language is something else.

    • @hippy282
      @hippy282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@gennigfox8368 I actually didn't know that. Cheers for the fun fact! 😁👍

    • @gennigfox8368
      @gennigfox8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@hippy282 Since their dead Language is "French" watch the same scene in French and see what the Dead Language is now.

    • @hippy282
      @hippy282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gennigfox8368 I'll give that a go, thanks🙂

    • @aaronalkor
      @aaronalkor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor French, though

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2964

    “It can do other things. Why shouldn’t it?”
    My most favorite Farnsworth quote.

    • @EAcapuccino
      @EAcapuccino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Isn't that the same machine that makes noses? 😏 ⬆️

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      1:00 Neck protector, Did Prof. Farnsworth predict the Covid 19 pandemic the wrong way?

    • @jamchiroptera4258
      @jamchiroptera4258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The indignant tone in his voice tho XD

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Professor must be descendant from IT engineers of our time

    • @thegoat5141
      @thegoat5141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can wire anything to anything! I am the Professor!

  • @FreyaofCerberus
    @FreyaofCerberus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2281

    "In France it's called a guillotine" is a great line but i think it overshadows the next ones.
    "Can't you examine my brain without removing it?"
    "Yes easily" :P

    • @berylbell8452
      @berylbell8452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      i mean dude flipped a coin on if he should remove his own brain just to see if he could

    • @FreyaofCerberus
      @FreyaofCerberus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@berylbell8452 Very true

    • @thesoundvault508
      @thesoundvault508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      7:35 is also great, french being a dead language is hilarious because in 100 years it could replace English as the most widely spoken language on earth lol

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@thesoundvault508 having a lot of former French colonies speak it doesn't make it the most widely spoken language. By that logic, Chinese already topped both of them in spite of it being limited to China and interpreter posts in companies that want to trade with China.

    • @thesoundvault508
      @thesoundvault508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@slyseal2091 yes but I'd prefer to spew out random speculative information as facts with no references or fact checking. Much like cumtown. Also I'm gay.
      Edit: did I mention I'm gay?

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    I love how the cool-o-meter was kinda fine with Zoidberg until he waved, immediately bringing it down

    • @phorchybug3286
      @phorchybug3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Poor dude...

    • @ew6483
      @ew6483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And he’s cold-blooded! This machine really dislikes him :(

    • @TrateMusic
      @TrateMusic ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The sad little "click" as it hits zero is incredible

    • @lesewing
      @lesewing 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ew6483 Just about everything dislikes the lobster equivalent of Fry.

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Realistic

  • @johnny__topside
    @johnny__topside 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3620

    “Is this some sort of brain scanner?”
    “Some sort, yes. In France it’s called a guillotine.”

    • @GameBreaker1055
      @GameBreaker1055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Wait a minutes... So the existence of france has been documented, but he does not know what french is?

    • @DarkhalfBreed
      @DarkhalfBreed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@GameBreaker1055 I think that joke was that he's senile and stupid

    • @usmcdevildog3497
      @usmcdevildog3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Crazy 7:40

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@GameBreaker1055 maybe French as a language died out.

    • @devinnall2284
      @devinnall2284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Greece still exists but, no one speaks Latin anymore.

  • @derrickmoses1507
    @derrickmoses1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    I want to see more of the wires! No one wants to see a plain old FTL spaceship.

    • @therealdgh13
      @therealdgh13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I like the red ones

    • @spectralerror1020
      @spectralerror1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, akshually, lilla says in epesode (idk), seesu (6 maybe) that It goes 99% the speed of lite, not ftl dumbass

    • @derrickmoses1507
      @derrickmoses1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@spectralerror1020 ...were you trying to speak English?
      Also, it does go faster than light, since it actually MOVES the galaxy instead of itself. Did you even watch the show? Or do you think that lazily tapping your touchscreen with your Cheetos encrusted fingers is impressive to anyone?

    • @spectralerror1020
      @spectralerror1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@derrickmoses1507 doritos*

    • @whisperingcrown591
      @whisperingcrown591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like. It's not ftl smh

  • @kellynolen498
    @kellynolen498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    most of the professors inventions are either basic primative objects or unexplainable magic
    edit: I'm serious his contemporaries in the science community can't replicate his wack shit and his clone son doesn't understand it either

    • @lilong242
      @lilong242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That's all fictional science and people are fine with it. Yet for some reason people can't accept bikini shaped armor.

    • @bored588
      @bored588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      take a cell phone to the 1800s, your a wizard harry, magic is just science we dont understand, kinda lame but true.

    • @dirkdiggler.
      @dirkdiggler. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So is eeverything

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lilong242 I'm not fine with bad science fiction example adding sciency words in front of stuff instead of researching cool speculation on future tech
      there are alot of sci fi technologies we fully understand it's just we don't have infinite energy and the current way to do it is too inefficient
      so the fiction of alot of sci fi is just them putting cutting edge experimental tech that takes up an entire building to the size of something in your hand and somehow your magic batteries can fuel it forever

    • @squawkietalkie56
      @squawkietalkie56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Li Long its not the armor itself as much as it is the reason game designers have for putting it in.

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    The professor is actually a pretty amazing plot device. He lives a thousand years in the future so he has access to inconceivable technology, he's an incredible genius and he's also completely off his rocker. He can create pretty much whatever any episode needs at any given time.

    • @GodRabbit90
      @GodRabbit90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Very similar to the role of Roger in American Dad. Can drive the plot to wherever the writers needs it to be

  • @robertlee2092
    @robertlee2092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    “The first robot capable of qualifying for a boat loan” might be my favourite line reading in the entire series

    • @wilfstor3078
      @wilfstor3078 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's quite possibly the most random gag ever, and I love it for that...

  • @4.0.4
    @4.0.4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "I can't swallow that"
    "Well then good news! It's a suppository."

    • @coronelkittycannon
      @coronelkittycannon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In that same episode:
      (puts on a breathing device in the nose and mouth)
      "This is uncomfortable and humilating. You should make it a suppository"

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everything reminds me of her

    • @lofthouse23
      @lofthouse23 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Have we all taken our suppositories?"
      "Yes! Stop asking us!"

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    "That'll allow Bender to feel other people's emotions."
    "If by 'allow' you mean, force."

    • @DesertFox221
      @DesertFox221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Proceeds to hammer it into his head

    • @Trey_816
      @Trey_816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hah! 69 likes

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bender:” Get this thing off of me before I kill myself!”

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "OUH! OUH! SON OF A-"

  • @generalralph6291
    @generalralph6291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    I never forgot the “different lengths of wire” joke. When I was a kid I “learned” about electricity by building circuits. Mom would drive me to the country hardware store and I would peruse their selection of wire, which of course was sold by the foot. I got a lantern battery for $4 and a standard indicator bulb for 10 cents. I had a small collection of different gauge wires wrapped in coils. Those ancient hardware stores still exist all over the South. You can buy a single screw for 8 cents and they will put it in a tiny paper bag for you. Some of their stock goes back to the 70s. It sat on the shelf for 50 years waiting for me to purchase it.

    • @Brian-cr6rb
      @Brian-cr6rb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm up in NY, we used to have the "go to" store which you speak of. It burned down, quite dramatic and the show of a lifetime. While we were fighting the fire in the middle of the night, I realized that the decades old stock was really lost forever. So many of us really did rely on William Tell in Hopewell Jct for those hard to find any things. They opened a new store, but it will never have that small town feeling since the unfortunate demise of the original store.

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Brian-cr6rb I had an idea once about bringing back a modern version of that sort of thing. Would be nice to buy a capacitor for a nickel and a screw for a dime.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@generalralph6291 In an age where it's gotten "cheaper" to just junk a broken thing instead of repairing it, we need those stores more than ever.

    • @jamespuleo3269
      @jamespuleo3269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My family had a hardware/housewares/"variety" store in NYC from 1952 to 1997.
      Individual screws, springs, cotter pins, batteries, flashlight bulbs? OF COURSE!
      *But here's a weird throwback* from olden times: Replacement "those-little-shoelace-end-wrap-sleeves."

    • @generalralph6291
      @generalralph6291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamespuleo3269 aglets? Your hardware store sold aglets! And i would have bought them too! As a welder I burn through a set of laces in no timet, so I don’t buy shoe laces, I use paracord cut to length.

  • @lugibros8735
    @lugibros8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I like how Fry was the only one genuinely concerned when the professor pointed a raygun at his head

    • @Jaydove2387
      @Jaydove2387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Probably because he's the only one who didn't know it was a memoray

    • @SunstriderMusic-bh8lt
      @SunstriderMusic-bh8lt 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Probably because he didn't know those guns had other functions then our standard guns.

  • @johnurbanek1027
    @johnurbanek1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I made a fing-longer once. It was cool, but since I made it extendable, it wasn't good at pushing buttons.

    • @johnurbanek1027
      @johnurbanek1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alexanderzerka8477 Yep. Pretty much hammered out a metal tapered tube to fit my finger and tig welded the shaft of an extendable mechanic's mirror to it. Tossed it out before I could make a glove to fit around it. Could have welded it solid, but I lost interest.

    • @doggo7078
      @doggo7078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why dont you make it extendable only if you press a button on the glove. Then it will be capable of pressing other buttons.

    • @NeidalRuekk
      @NeidalRuekk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I made a fing longer too, and it was also extendable. But then my girlfriend nicked it and she was found some time later in a very compromising position...

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@doggo7078 A crank would be much simpler, and as a huge added bonus you can do that whole cranking up your middle finger thing better than anyone has ever done before

    • @broculee5218
      @broculee5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a man can dream though

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    I appreciate you leaving in Bender's "Can we have some money?" line + response, even though it's not technically related to the invention.

    • @dana-wrath
      @dana-wrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      _oh, my, no._

    • @TheGreenYoutuber
      @TheGreenYoutuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s technically related to the invention

  • @morgansheepman2403
    @morgansheepman2403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "Let's turn to the who asked machine" will blow up into a meme some day.

    • @Jaydove2387
      @Jaydove2387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It already is

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Jaydove2387
      Lets turn to the Who-Asked machine!

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I always love when the Professor uses the machine that makes anyone sound like him. Just that it just gives all that feedback noise.

  • @donnydingler1801
    @donnydingler1801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “ It can do other things, why shouldn’t it!? “
    He’s got a point XD

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 ปีที่แล้ว

      “My latest invention, the Finglonger!l

  • @mozata6838
    @mozata6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    6:37 "Wait! Can I still change my mind?"
    "Let's find out!"
    This show was literally 1,000 years ahead of its time

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get it?

    • @YeahhBruv
      @YeahhBruv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @adamschapiro1549
      @adamschapiro1549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They do say "You can't prove it didn't happen"...

  • @cs2528
    @cs2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    "I need to Tinker in it."
    "Then why don't you just use a potted plant like fry?"
    Lol!

    • @balok63a40
      @balok63a40 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "It's not always a burp."

  • @chaoticpemmins748
    @chaoticpemmins748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I love how the Professor is able of creating devices that can end reality itself, transport people to other universes, see alternate timelines, and move whole stars, but can't make a primitive spear or neck protecting device. Also, he's actively shat on by other scientists worse and dumber than him.

    • @streamofconsciousness5826
      @streamofconsciousness5826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think like Stewie from FG, this show is all a product of the Professor's imagination.

    • @lancethewisp1097
      @lancethewisp1097 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The neck protector wasn’t ment to actually protect since he was under its control at the time and he did make a spear

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he is dumb compared to them.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't know why "worse and dumber" is making me laugh so hard 😂

  • @andrewzwaniga2016
    @andrewzwaniga2016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “It came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream,” is my favourite line. Perfect for when someone stops you while you’re giving a calculus lecture to ask how you went from equation 4 to equation 5 and you just can’t remember the proof.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      An everyday need if ever there were one

  • @fumothfan9
    @fumothfan9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The part about makeup for dogs was on point. I remember one of my micro professors talking about how went to do teaching and his friend invented edible mouthwash for dogs and they sell out immediately in France.
    I almost died laughing when he said that.

  • @pjabrony8280
    @pjabrony8280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that makes you read this comment in your head in Professor Farnsworth's voice!

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      By George, it works!

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aaah, Perry the platipus! Behold! MY READ-THIS-COMMENT-IN-MY-VOICE INATOR!

    • @Texascowboy68
      @Texascowboy68 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it didn’t

    • @jime.8954
      @jime.8954 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@denyhaguilar679the one inator that didn’t explode

    • @Leopoldshark
      @Leopoldshark ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!

  • @zamb4010
    @zamb4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    One thing I absolutely love that I constantly forget is that the Planet Express Ship was built by Farnsworth, even though it was a major plot point in one episode, I still forget it was built by a mad scientist

    • @dickbaum9137
      @dickbaum9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I love that the design of the engine doesn’t move the ship, it moves the universe around it.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dickbaum9137 right like it would be easier to move the _universe_ faster than light than just this little ship haha

    • @emilialittle1002
      @emilialittle1002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nthgth according to modern physics, technically it is easier to move the universe than to make it go faster than light

  • @zb3495
    @zb3495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “An incomprehensible dead language!”
    “Bonjour.”

  • @Bigrignohio
    @Bigrignohio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "Good news! It's a suppository."

    • @roberthardesty4133
      @roberthardesty4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yay?

    • @arsenicuu
      @arsenicuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD

    • @olanmills64
      @olanmills64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This joke would have been way better if they had left out Farnsworth's second sentence

    • @martyschriver
      @martyschriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Has everyone taken their suppositories?
      Yes! Stop asking!"

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you all taken your anti-pressure pills?

  • @fidan2fast
    @fidan2fast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    the gibberish french translator always cracks me up... also sums up why he uses the guillotine as a brain examiner

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess in France they just speak English now, and guillotine is an English word that originated from French. We have plenty of words from the dead language Latin after all, as I'm sure Italian does too

  • @jamezkpal2361
    @jamezkpal2361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Well, it's sometimes off by a few seconds, what with free will and all." Brilliant.

  • @alisonpurgatory85
    @alisonpurgatory85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Amy saying hi to the nuclear mutant and the mutant saying hi back was so cute

  • @EastofAll
    @EastofAll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The professor: Here’s a spaceship that moves the entire universe around it, a time machine that can fast forward entire universes in mere minutes, and a box with a literal universe in it, which also contains a box with our universe in it
    Also the professor: Heehoo pointy rock and stick

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my favourite part is that the alcubierre drive pretty much works the same way

    • @BaronTMan
      @BaronTMan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      To be fair he had just checked the fire was hot.

  • @Chips_and_Gears
    @Chips_and_Gears ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "some incomprehensable Dead language
    "Hello!
    "Bonjour!"
    my new favorite Futurama joke

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Ah, so "Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that lets you read things in my voice!" is _actually canon_ then...

  • @Nick-ij5nt
    @Nick-ij5nt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "200% fuel efficiency"
    I have so many questions about this statement...

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, it does run on dark matter...

    • @EAcapuccino
      @EAcapuccino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Didn't you hear him?
      Cubert : Then explain it.
      Professor Farnsworth : Now that's impossible!
      It came to me in a dream...
      😂

    • @Jaydove2387
      @Jaydove2387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EAcapuccino and I forgot it in another dream

    • @SquidmanMalachar
      @SquidmanMalachar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The episode goes into detail on it.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It probably goes around to other universes, beats them up, and steals their fuel.
      (Actually, that sounds more like a Douglas Adams bit now that I think about it.)

  • @DagothDaddy
    @DagothDaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The ship scene sums up my grandpa. He would brag to me about his organized tool box next to his file cabinet full of Classified blueprints from Northrop for planes like the B2 and SR71

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well he had to, he couldn't show you the blueprints.

    • @mauigonz
      @mauigonz 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean
      An organized tool box IS pretty impressive, I don't know anyone who kept the order of their tool box over the years

  • @Aatell764
    @Aatell764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The last clip is the best "Ahhhh wrong switch!" He made a switch that will strike you with an arc of lightning when you flip it. He must not be a coffee drinker.

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plot twist: he invented it because caffeine wasn't enough anymore. That, or he wanted a steampunk defibrillator at some point.

    • @alexandercaires5921
      @alexandercaires5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thuazabi Or he wanted a torture machine

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Why do we even have that?"

  • @prophet1546
    @prophet1546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    A man can dream though, a man can dream.

  • @AGUS5800
    @AGUS5800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love the way you skipped from season 1 to season 7 just like that and then went back to the older seasons

    • @honzasenbauer612
      @honzasenbauer612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be honest the timeline of Futurama is as confusing as Doctor Who so this checks out

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The date on the check was just "????" 😂

    • @RG-zt4ox
      @RG-zt4ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s because no one knew at that point

  • @ranchosdelnorte
    @ranchosdelnorte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I'm pretty sure there is a french dub of the show, which makes me wonder what they did for the "crazy gibberish" scene. I'd like to think that they were petty and made it say "howdy"

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Its German according to the wiki.

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whys that petty as opposed to funny

    • @datboy038
      @datboy038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why is that petty? Isn’t that just logical?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a lot more ridiculous that English will have died by 3000 than German or French. I mean just look at the approx. number of native speakers of those languages.
      ..but more ridiculous might make it funnier.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @DavidJamesHenry
    @DavidJamesHenry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Time!?! I can't go back there!!

  • @creatureofrabbit2036
    @creatureofrabbit2036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Farnsworth invents some of the most advanced plot devices I've ever seen.

  • @codyfernandez2955
    @codyfernandez2955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Mom : what was that?
    Professor: a flaming burp.
    Mom: does it always do that?
    Professor: it’s not always a burp.

  • @mr.rad-guy3767
    @mr.rad-guy3767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt

    • @user-uo8ny1kj4c
      @user-uo8ny1kj4c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am?!

    • @CatonusPrime98
      @CatonusPrime98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@user-uo8ny1kj4c That’s not “Good news” at all!

  • @itsinviscitellal
    @itsinviscitellal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    He knows about French culture and France is still a country but apparently French is dead as a spoken language

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ooo, continuity with Star Trek, since Picard is a Frenchman but is the most English man you can imagine.

    • @honzasenbauer612
      @honzasenbauer612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 that always baffled me

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He also has a gargoyle son that speaks French

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@honzasenbauer612 Patrick Stewart tried to do a French accent during early recordings for the pilot.
      It was so bad that they just gave up.

    • @Cuetlaxcuapatecatl
      @Cuetlaxcuapatecatl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They way things are developing with massive immigration. French will be a living language for many centuries to come as is spoken in all inhabited continents. But France as a country with that particular frenchness will not last too long

  • @persephonekajira7269
    @persephonekajira7269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I understood the word hat" I love Fry so much 😂

  • @Devo57
    @Devo57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:43 the disrespect

  • @jonaswest6993
    @jonaswest6993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I miss actual old man Farnsworth

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I like how professor Farnsworth is the greatest mind of his century but he’s also crazy 😂😂😂 He singlehandedly created space travel and robots.

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @GrapeSkoda that is categorically false. Eccentricities aside, the majority of the most brilliant scientists throughout history were quite traditional in their views and behaviors. The idea of the maverick and/or troubled scientist is largely fictitious and a statistical outlier among statistical outliers when it does occur.

    • @professionalhater9
      @professionalhater9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thuazabi Hey! Quit actually thinking! Spout things you've heard from other people like GrapeSkoda does!

    • @thanoscube8573
      @thanoscube8573 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thuazabi I have to disagree with that

    • @trequor
      @trequor ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Thuazabi first of all brilliant scientists ARE statistical outliers by nature. Secondly there are plenty of examples, starting with Newton

  • @Qsie
    @Qsie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The "wrong switch" one had "wrong lever kronk" vibes

  • @galloviking4766
    @galloviking4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    7:40 I felt that

  • @maxwellaiello
    @maxwellaiello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When they release the new season next year, imagine it ends with the professor sitting in front of the what-if machine saying, "so that's what would happen if I had an uncle"

  • @ghostboy463
    @ghostboy463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "MOVE OVER GOD! PREPARE FOR REBIRTH!!!"
    *Flips the switch and immediately is hit with lightning* "OOOOOOHHH!"
    "Wrong switch...."

    • @whitewingedfox9879
      @whitewingedfox9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “And then along came Zeus!”

    • @KJ-of6lf
      @KJ-of6lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wrong lever Kronk!

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KJ-of6lf Why do we even have that lever?

    • @KJ-of6lf
      @KJ-of6lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cradiculous 😋

  • @kemsekov6331
    @kemsekov6331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like how professor designed beautiful women

  • @EAcapuccino
    @EAcapuccino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Lmao! 🤣🤣
    He's even funnier than Homer Simpson!! 👏👏
    Farnsworth : Ah perfect timing, I just turbo charged the ships matter compressor!
    Fry : whats the matter compressor?
    Farnsworth : Nothings the matter Fry, now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor. - 😂

    • @DarkhalfBreed
      @DarkhalfBreed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Street racer: your old, and smart so I'm gunna call you "The Professor"
      Professor: NO ONE CALLS ME THAT

    • @EAcapuccino
      @EAcapuccino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DarkhalfBreed
      🤣🤣
      Fry: whoooo!
      Bender : We live to suck another day!
      Leela : STOP it youTwo! (to bender and fry) alright what's the mission?
      Farnsworth : Collecting honey, ORDINARY honey.
      Leela : That doesn't sound so dangerous
      Farnsworth:
      ❗ THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY ❗☝️

  • @cryovizard9461
    @cryovizard9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    They really like insulting the French… As everyone should…

  • @kenelisseou9944
    @kenelisseou9944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I can't swallow that!"
    "Well then GOOD NEWS! - It's a suppository."

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:56 Meme potential right here

  • @phineas81707
    @phineas81707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The neutrino radiation is dangerous? I don't know how he's done it.

    • @ianmorse9381
      @ianmorse9381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Easy. You just need enough neutrinos.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why such technology is illegal.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess when there's enough of it to use it for imaging, it's a different story

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว

      These are F-neutrinos.

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "It can do other things! Why shouldn’t it?"

  • @Zaheer_Zafar_Zawhereeveryouare
    @Zaheer_Zafar_Zawhereeveryouare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    My DnD group when I made a death cleric: "doesn't that class just mainly heal?"
    Me: 4:06

  • @Omni_productions22
    @Omni_productions22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nobody is going to question the giant lever that summons a lightning strike on your exact location. I mean come on it needs a label at lest

  • @lykan2
    @lykan2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    JUST LOOK AT THESE WIRES!

  • @Cydoniaaa
    @Cydoniaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If you think about it the most useless invention was the death clock because the way the series ended will have their lives going for an eternity making the planet express crew basically semi immortal
    UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN 🏃🏻‍♂️

  • @erinmiller1433
    @erinmiller1433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If the what-if machine existed, I’d be like, “Shut up and take my money!”

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:19
    "The Death Clock!"
    *Death Metal erupts.*

  • @frankmills6226
    @frankmills6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:30 Shotgun's lap!!

    • @tarponpet
      @tarponpet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol Donut

  • @absolutcabbagery3661
    @absolutcabbagery3661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Say hello to my invincible nuclear mutants!"
    *Enthusiastic but understated*"Hi!"
    "Hello"

  • @joelw5654
    @joelw5654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Boat loan 🤣🤣

  • @MickEll91
    @MickEll91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No angry dome?

  • @sukuruchan
    @sukuruchan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

    • @roberthardesty4133
      @roberthardesty4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't like the sound of that...

    • @sukuruchan
      @sukuruchan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@roberthardesty4133 Oh don't worry, it's just my new Invention, a de-atomizer for your meal that conviently teleports it into the stomach of the one using this device

    • @redbrachydios
      @redbrachydios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh oh. That never means good news!

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does everyone like good news?
      Then, Good news, everyone!

  • @LisaVGG
    @LisaVGG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Farnsworth’s personality changed as the show went on, cause he both got to know Fry, Lela, and Bender, and the producers realized that he was too boring

    • @lollybowser
      @lollybowser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Are you saying his assorted lengths of wire were boring???

    • @LisaVGG
      @LisaVGG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lollybowser well…he felt like just an old man instead of the crazy madman he is now

    • @LTl3tt3rs
      @LTl3tt3rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@LisaVGG I don't know about that interpretation. Pretty sure he was always a mad scientist lol. it was season one when he said:
      "Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even called me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic supermen! Atomic monsters with octagonal shaped bodies that suck the life out of..."

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean they took his brilliant subtle character traits and made them obvious and ridiculous?

    • @dimetrodon2250
      @dimetrodon2250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DiggitySlice That tends to happen to cartoon characters in many series

  • @tomf3150
    @tomf3150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Incomprehensible dead language" mon cul !

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:47 I have a theory that every time Leela almost dies in her dream comma she almost died in real life

  • @ginantsfan5
    @ginantsfan5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    " I'm not your grandpa your my uncle from the year 2000!!!!!"👴👨‍🔬🦠🤖🧬💊🔬🔭🚀🛸🌌🪐

  • @girvent_1342
    @girvent_1342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I can't swallow that."
    "Then, good news! It's a suppository"

  • @serisak
    @serisak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine if the finglonger was an actual thing tho that would be insane

    • @ihcfn
      @ihcfn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We can dream!

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d prefer the 4th dimensional intake manifold!

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someday... A crossover with Farnsworth and Rick Sanchez meeting.
    Someday...

  • @christopherhaynes8101
    @christopherhaynes8101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:29 anyone else traumatically triggered when a guy in a white coat yells this

  • @aabbklll101
    @aabbklll101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Move over for rebirth!"
    *dumps a robot into a gel that is suppose to give "life" back*

  • @Jaydove2387
    @Jaydove2387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Farnsworth's time machine reminds me of the Epoch from Chrono Trigger.

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love his mutants. They seem friendly.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meow, Brrrrrzaaaaaaap!

  • @ejosjek52.87
    @ejosjek52.87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    10:15

  • @JoeNeutrino
    @JoeNeutrino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:20 How King Crimson works.

  • @EchoesDistant
    @EchoesDistant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:50 always cracked me up.

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:15 "Why do I even have that switch?"

  • @hayax
    @hayax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:54 twitter users be like

  • @amitaikatz5929
    @amitaikatz5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:00
    "Umm… uhh… er… Amy!"
    *Gasp*
    "I mean, Leela!"
    "Oh!"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @zidanehadeed9229
      @zidanehadeed9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed too much for this. 😂

    • @hippy282
      @hippy282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It did seem like that machine was just phoning it in XD

  • @ravent2631
    @ravent2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My favourite crazy old man

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:42 This was the saddest episode ever.

  • @scipio109
    @scipio109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Move over God prepare for rebirth😂

    • @poormanssage3922
      @poormanssage3922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God proceeds to strike him down...

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prof. Farnsworth invents ‘ the shimmer’.

  • @julianneller5315
    @julianneller5315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hope I’m like the Professor when I’m an old man

  • @the1withnoshoulders837
    @the1withnoshoulders837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:55 there's an among us crewmate

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "... It's not always a burp..." 😂

  • @majorjordan12
    @majorjordan12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I remembered it in a dream and then forgot it in another dream. " lol

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That coolometer is very unintuitive. Who chooses counter-clockwise for greater? And dinging at zero? It's a measuring tool, not a timer.

  • @Daniel-rd6st
    @Daniel-rd6st 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:00 Fun fact is that neutrinos are (save for extreme cases like the collapse of a sun) harmless, as they barely interact with matter, wich is why they are incredibly difficult to detect in the first place. Which is also why they would be pretty much useless in a radar like device because, as the professor said, they pass through anything (without being reflected) 🙂

  • @nickfromm5315
    @nickfromm5315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:35 don't tell Quebec

  • @hamaljay
    @hamaljay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's not always a burp. - Farnsworth