UH OH... | Resident Evil 3 - Part 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 เม.ย. 2020
- Jill might be in a little trouble. No amount of first aid spray is gonna fix what The Nemesis did to those ribs...
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Horror Outro ► / haunted - เกม
"Am I right?"
"Hooob"
I have no words for how funny that was.
9:05 same reference
the video lasted 5 minutes longer than he intended because i couldn't move from there for that long
Now all we need to see is Markiplier accidentally _hoob_ -ing in his UNO podcast with Wade and Bob
@@llk8987 NOT ENOUGH HOOBS YET
WE NEED MORE *H O O B S*
How gamers flirt:
I love how many hip pouches you have, I bet your inventory is h u g e.
YESSS
Using the word "gamer" is a hate crime
500th like, HOOOB! :3
It a war crime
HOOB!
They call her Jill “iron ribs” Valentine
Well she has been through a lot of shit... ( *Pun not intended* ). Jill Valentine is a Pure Blooded Badass throughout the whole Resident Evil series/Fanbase... Her character and how much she has developed over time, has literally been through hell and back it's astonishing. From the movies all the way down to the videogame (even though she isn't in that many of them). Truly an amazing videogame character.
@@messyalien5164 lady is so thicc and badass that a Nemesis monster is greatly obssessed with her in the entire game😆
LOL
Pretty sure it jill "parasite swallower" valentine
A stranger rode into town with a big iron for their ribs, big iron for their riiibs...
Mark yelling, "My ribs!" every time Jill gets hurt is like the guy in Spongebob who always yells, "My leg!" anytime something disastrous happens. 😂
My cabbages!
@@neohamilton551 Avatar?
I love you.... That is all. 😂😂😂
@@innocntkittn1698 Cool, thanks😘❤
The guy in spongebob is Fred
Just because of this episode alone, I came up with a phrase: “Judge a man not on the size of his inventory, but the integrity of his ribs.”
such beautiful poetry, touching
Beautiful
True mans words 😢(also what’s you guys fav re mines 7 )
PURE art my guy... XD
Beautiful!
“I love how many hip pouches you have, your inventory must be HUGE.”
-Markiplier 2020
I was literally going to comment this. Lol
I want to like this comment but will it at 69
Bru that cracked me up
Lol yes
Turns out its not
Mark: “why do I have a knife?”
Me: *flashes back to when Mark killed William Birken with a knife*
He fucking did WHAT
@@TheOfficialBloodshot during Marks playthrough of Resident Evil 2, during the boss battle as Claire where you get the mini gun, mark won the battle by using a combat knife.
@@tylerwatson9079 | THAT PART WAS SO FRICKEN HILARIOUS
Insert the *[I'm gonna do what we call a Pro Gam3r move]* here
@@tylerwatson9079 with the help of guns well though.
Mark: See, Jill, you're really inconsistent on your explosive dramatic entrances and exits.
Nemesis: _DOES SOMEONE NEED A LESSON_
His timing with that comment was hilarious and impeccable!
Mark: "I swear I heard a second set of footprints.."
Ah yes... I hate when I hear footprints lol
I've been playing alot of Skyrim recently often there are times where my foot steps soud off. Then I stop....and they get louder.
He always says footprints instead of footsteps and it triggers me so badly. Lmao
I just realised what was wrong with that sentence lmfao
@@ChaosRain786 yeah that's haunted feet
31:50
"WHO IS STILL POOPING?!?!?!" All apocalypses require toilet paper it seems.
"WHO IS STILL POOPING?!?!?!" The americans ofc
The Hatter sitting on the toilet, sitting on the toilet, and flush
Some intriguing theory this is! Hmmmmm
They keep blaming umbrella for this epidemic but it’s really corona
There's not enough love for the captain here
"Get off my train, shitbird!" was the most gangster to do before following up with a detonation. Was like a Russian Harrison Ford moment.
Kickass line, I agree
I always love that 1 Liner if i ever die by some heroic or horrible cause I want that to be the 1 liner I use
2:42 "Honey?! Did you flush my hand grenade down the toilet again? "
But did you hear the news, some dumbass caused an explosion in the sewer and it collapsed. his response was "I saw a bigass alligator, I swear!? It was the size of at least two pickup trucks!!! it came at me from the darkness!?
He somehow " *Found* " a Grenade Launcher down there
Little did anyone know, when Mark was talking about "Jill's ribs", he wasn't referring to her bones, but rather the baby back ribs she had take out from a barbeque joint the other night. She'd been holding onto them for a snack later.
You made my day and I almost died.
"Chili'sssss Baby Back Ribs"😂🕺
Firock Finion that is a good question to
Ah, yes. Makes sense.
Firock Finion no that’s just a plot twist dude
I'm going to sum up this entire episode in one button press:
*"HOOB"*
Jon Tron: I buy your entire stock!!!
And then... i kid you not, he said "HOOB". Funniest thing i've ever heard.
not only that but didnt even mean to press it.. likr a big oops in his "entire" game through.10/10
ngl I thought it said boob
666...Seems legit (HOOB)
Nemesis: *Has flame thrower and walks through fire*
Markiplier: Let me use flame rounds
So funny
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed this
It still works lmao
I mean, who needs logic anyway. XD
I can't believe how Mark proceeds with the minimal items in like a fight yk how he fought Nemesis on the roof with only two heals and flame rounds instead of crafting like explosive rounds and whatnot like everyone else probably did
Jill's last thought before she loses consciousness: "This is not gonna be good for my ribs."
Markiplier: *obsessively backtracks and checks map for every single item.*
>Proceeds to ignore every single item on bossfight rooftop arena.
I know it hurts me to know he ignored all of it not even thinking there would be loot in the boss fight area
Including generator that would stun said boss
Battleship Haruna I know I was like mArK MARKKK the generator is RIGHT THERE mArK 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Every time I play a game I do that. I’m so stressed by the boss I don’t think to look for anything helpful unless I get the option to pick up.
"I bet your inventory is huge!"
the most attractive quality a resident evil character can have really.
aye mia and jill are tied
@@sizzlinbaconroblox7049 Well yes but Claire may be the best. I mean sister of the boulder puncher there is no better title.
That Nemesis gives me sooo much anxiety and stress. Omg
You obviously never played the original RE3
You must need to use painkiller
But he's got such a pretty smile! :)
@@adamlong6711 or the second game
Don't be stressed out by this nemesis umbrella wanted you to feel sympathy for shooting at a dysfunctional down syndrome patient stalker the devs wanted you to cheer with them "We do it!!!"
"You have so many hip pouches...your inventory must be HUUUGE" is my new pickup line
This whole series:
“Should I have brought that thing that seemed to be important considering the game gave it to me just a few moments ago and gave me the items along which to use it?”
“NAH”
That and aiming. It's okay Mark, you'll get back to it. *tries to be both kind and condescending at the same time*
Don't forget *HER RIIIIIIIIIIBZ*
So many TH-camrs got problem with that too, some even killed Nemmy with wrong weapons lol
The inventory system of this is horrible
@@miumoon4635 It's actually pretty straightforward and the game makes it very obvious that you need the grenade launcher basically the rest of your time on Jill. With a little common sense, that isn't hard to pick up on. Mark handles his inventory in such an incredibly frustrating way considering he picks up everything he can. He's above average intelligence, sure, but he 's pretty fucking stupid sometimes in games all the same. The players are the problem.. especially players focused on putting on a show and not just playing the game.
Anyone else in raccoon city: “Where are these giant fish monsters coming from and how do I get out!?”
Markiplier: “Who’s still pooping? Everyone is a zombie. Zombies don’t poop!”
@Samuel Black Not...exactly. Zombies don't poop. Instead, the flesh they consume builds and builds. It MAY be pushed down the intestinal track until forced out the anus (but undigested, so not poop), but more than likely the stomach bursts open.
Me: "... Both of these things concern me."
It’s the nemesis, you see how big it is? How much it could poop
@@Bluesit32 you mean bloating? yea bloat can inflate the chest if access gas is not properly taken care of and the body can become a bomb.
@@darlenebuck7825 No, I mean they keep eating until their stomach can't hold anymore and then keep eating. But then again, that's the real undead zombie. These are technically still alive.
*mark as soon as he plays Carlos* “how bigs my inventory”
"There a big gator down there?!"
*remembers Joe Baker: The man, the myth, the legend*
Mark: "Am I right?"
Tries to press the "You right" button
Soundboard: HOOB
9:05
I love how mark is like "God the raccoon people are stupid, you're gonna punch the frog monster?! Really?!" And then a few mere few minutes later is like "Eh! I dont need a grenade launcher. I'm just gonna kick in the nemesis's nuts cuz he's a lil bitch!!"
Or that he forgot about the uncle from RE7 who literally only punched and body slammed zombies lmao
@@king201023 things are different down in dulvey i guess lol
@@persocomz louisiana is a very different beast haha, I would know, i grew up there
Something about the voice Mark was using at the end, when questioning "They think I'm dumb, don't they?" when Carlos' name appeared on the typewriter, made me think he could do decent impressions of many of the characters voiced by Patrick Warburton, such as Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove or Joe from Family Guy. I always said Mark could do voice acting, and the Edge of Sleep podcast was a good example of that, but I never realized that PW was a specific point on Mark's vocal range.
His voice is also like Negan from the walking dead
No one:
*Markiplier at **23:25**:* "wAhh Nemisus, Nemie, Susie, Suseee the suster, Nem-Neemomu, Noomomu, Nomomo....Heeya! how you doing Neminu, Nematode... Susman! Suslady I'm no judge"
I rewatched that part so many times it got me good 😂
When the zombie said "Sorry" to Marvin , I felt that.
I dunno... I was a little disappointed that he didn't get tentacled by Nemesis like in the Original
yeah, marvin felt it too.
Yeah so did marvin. Literally.
@@CrazyHunterXIII kinda less in comparison but the impact is still sound.
I'm 19 and this is deep.
"This explains why! Everyone's an idiot!"
-Markiplier 2020
Kathy Ladrillono hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Why do they keep playing with new viruses. Who was the guy who went" I have an ingenious plan to unleash a deadly virus that will either kill or mutate everything including us". " WE LOVE IT!"
@@battlefrontgameplay1388 because arrogant humans like to play gods 👀 happens irl too
I say this way too much😂😂
"how powerful were that guys punches that he thought he was gonna go mano y frogo with this thing"
**Joe Baker has entered the chat**
Would be a good bout though. Nemesis was once a champion boxer. Joe baker is a.badass. but nemesis wouldn't quit
"So are the events of Resident Evil 2 or Resident Evil 3 canon?"
"Yes."
Well both games had the thingy welcoming Leon, so they must be trying to pass it off as luck that they didn't come across each other.
@@blakecacini8016 Carlos was at the station before Leon arrived, as Marvin was just bitten
@@dylan_Coat in re2 if you wait outside as Leon you can hear Nemesis shout STARS which I don’t understand how, since if Leon gets there after Carlos left, shouldn’t Nemesis be in his mutated form by then?
Both are just at 2 different times
@AssassinAcademy yea also leon read a couple notes left from Carlos to Jill in RE2
*What your brain thinks:* "You right!"
*What you end up saying:* "Hoob."
It wasn't hoob, it was boob dude 😂😂
Jordan Wager it was hoob it was from a satisfactory stream a few days ago
@@felixschmidt3633 Oh gotcha.
Hub hub hub hub hub
"Don't make the same mistake as me. You see those things, you don't hesitate. You shoot it. Or run." - Marvin to Leon
Dont forget the "Uniform or not" part, thats the only reason he hesitated.
@@ITanmanI Thank you, it's been a while.
Marvin was a good man :(
Umm. ..
It was like this if i recall..
"and don't make my mistake. if you see one of those things, uniform or not, u do not hesitate.. U shoot it or run! Got it?! "
"So..rry"
Mark ragging on the guy who was gonna punch a Hunter Gamma
Joe Baker: "Boy, you wanna come say that to ma face?"
Mark: *confused screaming*
I don't even think Jack would do too good trying to punch a Gamma.
@@RJ-rp8yd ex-fucking-cuse me?! Did you actually play END OF ZOE or just watch mark play it? Joe is basically Saitama (One Punch Man if you don't know the anime). I think he would do some damage to quite a few overgrown frogs.
@@loki4807
Lmao No.
@@RJ-rp8yd You heard me and I'm gonna commit to this as long as it takes with that metal arm power up Joe has he could take those this out with one punch.He punched Jack's upper body into oblivion and you don't think he could take down a hunter gamma? That's BS if you ask me.
Me eating while whatching
Me: *clicks on part 2 *
Mark: Po0p WaTer
" Who needs a Grenade Launcher, Not me" - Markiplier 2020 during a Zombie Apocalypse in RE3
He is the same lunatic that only used a pistol and knife, during that last fight in RE2 with claire, lol
@@MiniNukeMe89 and it worked 😆
@@mrclhfmn008 I cannot deny Mark's "greatness" he is a God amongst us simple peons, lol 🤣
Yo, I'm gonna make so many jokes with my black counterpart within this game. Because he has my name. 🤣🤣
Me: I'll watch your back, Mark.
When
Mark: “Am I right?”
Also Mark: “hOOb”
“I don’t need you cause I don’t get hurt! Not emotionally, not physically, not ever.” deep breathe in. *Press X to Doubt*
26:48 "I'm in danger"
My Mind: Simpsons meme
"Bad choices all in a row"
- Markiplier 2020
nothing describes the start of the decade more than this quote
minxy 69th like
Mpst accurate comment i saw today lol
idk why but I just laughed so hard when I saw this comment
“Is this what sewers are really like?”
Unus Annus: Mark and Ethan tour the sewers illegally
Have they done this?
Blackrose Revan no but I wouldn’t be surprised if they plan to in the future
Unus annus : Mark and Ethan get arrested for trespassing in the sewers.
Unus Annus: Mark and Ethan craft shanks and show how to dig out of prison
You trying to get them arrested or
The zombie that said "sorry" was brad, from the begining of the game, look at the card, there is a name
Mark would make a great CSI. He can hear footprints!
Mark: "I never get hurt!"
Almost dies 10 minutes later after talking crap about Nemesis 😂
Mark: *talks shit on Nemesis
Nemesis: *throws busted ass flamethrower at him and grabs his new toy*
Mark: "Yea, I should have definitely grabbed the grenade launcher"
Mark 5 minutes later: "Do we reaaaaalllllyyy need it?"
Mark: Bam!...Welp, that was less explosive. See, Jill, you're really inconsistent on your explosive dramatic exits and entrances and you really need to work at. Something Leon was really good at...
BOOM!
Mark: WHOA! Like that! See?!
At 45:17 when mark is talking about the semi truck yes they are pretty much a ticking time bomb but depending on if they have fuel in the or just vapors is what makes them really dangerous
Mark: Am i right?
Sound board: HOOB
me: * dead from laughter*
9:08
I petition to say HOOB in every video in the rest of the serires
seven seven lol
I thought it said POOB😂
@@Lemon_cookie12 You aren't alone. :)
"how strong are this guy's punches?"
Mark don't you remember Joe Baker from RE7?? He punched the entire swamp into submission!
He literally said "Mano y Froggo" lmao
I mean, you're not wrong.
Um didn’t Chris redfield PUNCH A FUCKEN BOULDER into submission??
@@seanmcilvenny2236
His most legendary feat.
31:21
😃Mark: This is the Police Dept!
🧟♂️ Marvin: Oh Shit! He’s back!
Jill: takes a rocket grenade point blank and gets launched over an upturned car
Jill: slightly disoriented but literally fine
"I swear I heard a second set of footprints." -Markiplier, 2020; able to hear sight-based clues.
It's from those 50+ hours of GTFO
To be fair I heard it too.
I guess you could say he's got 2020 vision/hearing
Mark: "I remember in RE2 there were sewer monsters...."
RE3 Remake: *Oh, we know Mark*
Wait a minute, isn't Nikolai the guy from Operation Racoon City? The Drill Sniper Guy? That is an awesome easter egg if it is.
@@apex_7766 he was in the original RE3 as well
No
He died in re3
Nikolai is dead
Hearing Markiplier's laughter, it fills you......with DETERMINATION. :D
"Am I about to get a grenade launcher?"
Two seconds later we see Mark's "O" face.
Mark: *teasing a zombie at a chain door* You think you can open a door?
Zombie: *opens door*
Mark: Oh God! He can open a door!
big brain zombies, aka the worse type of zombies
Zombie: Congratulations, you played yourself.
And thus we continue Mark's quest for the affections of "big E"
The Emperor?
E
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@Game Time F
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Am I the only one who keeps screaming “GREEN HERB ON THE FIREY PLANKS!” When Jill has his boss fight with Nemesis in the rooftop?
mark: *changes gender for a bit* HOW BIG IS MY INVENTORY
I can do that too IRL it's not that special and my inventory does not change.
@@loki4807 that's disappointing
@@thatonewitch I wish it did, I mean I have a magic dwarven satchel that no matter how much I put in it it always feels empty and light. (it can hold the entirity of the Atlanta airport)
Mark: HEzr RIBZ
Me: She has a grenade launcher on her back, HER SPINE
Mix those together and say MY RIPNES
Ripnes sounds like kidneys
Sarah Red slime support
at this point, it's her everything
@@MrSHADOWANGEL999 yes really
Mark: I swear i heard a second set of footprints
Nemesis: *YOINK*
Mark: Am i right?
Mark: Hoob
51:07 I love how mark doesn’t even care that that’s brad even though he loves him in the first episode
Mark dying after hitting HOOB: "I'm sorry it's not that funny"
Every viewer of this video: "Well no, but actually yes."
Well no
H O O B
Don’t mean to be that guy but you mixed up the yes and no
@@explodezluvsu7872 Actual quote: Good guess but probably no.
The hip pouches are to help Carlos carry all of his audacity.
Who the he'll is Carlos it's BIG E (I'm joking I know it's carlos)
@@ludwigtheaccursed1163 the name of the guy is carlos wtf
Mr.x wtf is this joke
I like monster trucks and fire trucks
@@AB-sz7mr watch the video Mark always Call's the man Big E
Imagine a tv show but it’s just mark laughing at his own jokes
"Oh don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back" -the healer from Teamwork Fort Too
“Am I right?”
“HOOB.”
(For anyone wondering, thats from a recent play of SatisFactory with Bob and Wade)
What is the video called?
Intoxicated_Lemon it’s not out yet- he played it with them on Twitch; we might see it over here sometime later
Oh, it was "HOOB". I thought it said "BOOB" XD
The stream was great. HOOBUS AAABUS
@@JakHero i thought it said poob
Is no one talking about how good the "get off my train shitbird" line was?
sad but good....my line would have been ''see you in hell'' or ''ash to ash, dust to dust, your gonna burn with the rest of us
Meh. Too long a line, realistically. Nemesis should have tossed him aside long ago. In the original, he used two hand grenades, lying on the floor after being violently smacked aside when his assault rifle jammed. When Nemesis grabbed him, he pulled the pins with a, "You lose." Of course, in the original there was no group of survivors and it was a trolley, not a subway train. Either way, the explosion was enough to send Nemesis flying from the cable car, rolling along the street and smoldering.
@@brandonwilliamson1661 Sounds like something Springtrap would say.
@@loki4807 just was thinking that💀
They made the scene from Harrison ford's air force one
Ah Yes. Good to know Mark's ability to hear footprints is still one of his best talents
Me: "oh good, there is no way here can get down h---"
Nemesis: *smashes down into the train car* "ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT tHaT?"
Me: *confused screaming*
Mark playing Doom: "I need that gun so badly!" **shoots literally everything with reckless abandon.
Mark playing Resident Evil: *Gets grenade launcher* ..."I don't really need it"...
Edit:*I did not think I would get that many likes. thank you!
u right u right
Meets nemesis WHO NEEDS grenade launcher eeeeh ill be fine
U see a funny comment meme: *like
They say thank u for the likes: unlikes and dislikes
Mark: I love how many hip pouches you have, I bet you have a huge inventory.
Steve: *am i a joke to you?*
When I read this comment...I felt that.
But there're are also Ender Chests in this game.
@Mo minecraft Steve
"Head's will roll" the concerned parent says to the editor, and then you pick up explosives in his room. Somebody was planning to escalate things...
" So that's how he got got. "
- Markiplier 2020
Famous last words
"I'm going to be fine I don't need the grenade launcher."
Mark: *uses first aid spray* Ah yes, this will get rid of all my rocket launcher wounds
Mark loves using logic against First aid in these games
Never forget the goop juice
30:23 I love how they have the fat zombie trying to get into the restaurant.
The scream in 27:11 is everything
*Literally in a zombie apocalypse*
Mark: OH NO THE POOP WATER
Oh so you would get in literaly shit and inhale it probably
I mean you don't want poop water on your skin. that's grosss.
@@sarafontanini7051 and it would probably get in your mouth or nose who knows
@@kallellimamartins2832 MMMMMMMMMMMM
@@infamouscoolioYT EVERYONE LOVES SOME CAKE DONT THEY?
Mark: “mmm.. I love how many hip pouches you have, your inventory much be HUGE.”
Carlos: “oh... oh my..” 😳
mark in episode 1: at least i'm acknowledging that my ribs are broken
mark in episode 2: oh my ribs have finally caught up to me. you being a btch baby? is it btch baby hours?
Mark laughing and just having fun in general gives me serotonin
Is no one gonna talk about how he obsessed over brad last episode when he had to leave him, but didn't notice that the first zombie he killed as Carlos was brad? no? okay...
Super late, but he says "I got this fucker, you Brad yellow jacket loser" 51:03 :)
OMG UR UR RIGHT, HOW COULD HE FORGET BRAD... NO HOW COULD I FORGET BRAD?!?!?
That wasn’t brad
@@cloverfive5c890 Yes it was. He had Brad's keycard.
I don’t remember who Brad was
*Mark sees the Nemesis shoot fire in the air*
Mark: "That's not how fire works"
*Jacksepticeye sees the same thing*
"That's not how a flamethrower works"
the sad part is that is how it works...
100% how a flamethrower works, it shoots out gas and the tip of the flamethrower has a flame that sets it on fire as it shoots out. If you shoot it in the air, that flaming liquid is going to be heavy and fall back down like that.
And to be clear, you should never ever ever shoot a flamethrower like that. Dumbest thing you could ever to besides "cooking" a grenade.
So there is another one watching both like me
good to know
Starting to think they are the same person...
"Am I right?"
*hoob*
i laughed for a solid five minutes
"Am I right?"
"Hoob"
Nemisis: *has flamethrower*
Heat: *rises*
Jill: *rises, but quicker*
Hoho, giggity 😏
*climbs ladders and runs up stairs"
"How did I get this high up?!"
I love how while he’s getting chased by Nemi he stops and says did I miss anything
45:35 Carlos stand up for yourself there you simp, YOU DID SAVE HER FIRST, REMEMBER?!
Someone needs to make a Comp of Markiplier saying “My Ribs!” That would be funny lmao
It should be him saying ne-rd
Remind me once the series is over and I'll do it.
I'm gonna reply to this so I can come back easier and remember when everyone likes this
"I bet your inventory is huge"
-Markiplier 2020
this is so funny
this is so funny
Need pt 3 tmrw 😔
Mark's brain: "I need more hip pouches, I need more INVENTORY SPACE!!!"
@@AyoSwayvey Agree 👍
Mark will make survival horror into comedy every time.
Loving the fact that one wrong button press on a soundboard broke him more than the game broke Jill's ribs
“Am i right?”
“HOob”~Markipiler 2020
Mark: "I'm right"
sound board: _p o o b_
9:10
Actually, it's hub but spelled more like 'hoob'.
GalaxyOfReeses KIng
I hear boob for some reason...
I’m not the only one, right?
@@Zack_Zander i heard boob too lol
Its hoob. From 3 peen pod last week satisfactory .
mark reading the love letter is the funniest sht ever
markiplier: my ribs
meanwhile her: has probably shattered her spine like a million times already and still can move