Damn... Lixian really outdid himself on this one, kinda forgot that the sounds effects weren't in game for a majority of this since they fit so well. Plus the outro was neato...and the scissors-in-hand-Lixian was weirdly adorable given the context.
@@Iuffycs thanks, it was made by my girlfriend. I can give you some information on how to see some more of the art they make if you'd like, but, sadly, they don't put much of it up on the internet, even if they do, it's usually through me
@@Iuffycs why thank you! It's actually one of the few pictures we have of us together that was edited in ProCreate. We have only seen each other like five times since lockdown first started, but we are doing our best to stay happy and such. Hope you are doing great as well, and sorry if I'm a bit too talkative
Mothers little helper, explained? In game, when we do things for mother, she says things like, "he might get cross" and, "don't leave me alone with him" referring to the father. This leads me to believe that the father is abusive, and killed the mother. I think this for 4 reasons. One, she won't look us in the eye, maybe she feels as though she failed us, by leaving us alone with him. Two, she gets progressively creepier, and starts to reveal her true nature. Three, she never does anything, instead, instructs us. Four, she tells us to put bleach in the food, killing our father, and possibly his friends. Maybe she does this to get revenge for killing her, and to set us, her child, free. But that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY!
She didn't poison the dad. That's a restaurant. Her husband, probably the owner, killed her, and her ghost manipulated their child into helping her get her revenge. By poisoning the entire dining room. EDIT: My mistake, it's a home and it was likely the dad + his dinner guests that were poisoned.
@@WhoTookMyMirr quite a few houses have one, actually. Mine does. Forgot what the actual term for it is, but it's a half wall between the dining area and the kitchen. Some people put little doors in it too. Makes it so that people stay out of the kitchen while cooking and they can get to their plate faster. Especially useful when there's a gathering, or a holiday the family get together on
@@tzukaza the abusive father killed the mother a ling time ago. The child has been having hallucinations of his mother ever since her funeral, not accepting the fact that his mother had died. Today, his friends came over and the father wanted the child to make a meal for him and his friends, threatening the child with visions of his mother’s blood, even though he didn’t have any. This snapped something in the child. They went to work, like a good kid would do, all the while with his mother accompanying them, giving them directions, helping them out. His subconscious so desperately wanted to kill his father, and that caused the hallucination of the mother to direct the child to pick up the bleach as the imaginary blood ran wild around the room. The child listened from the kitchen in silence as the father ate the soup. Probs not canon, but I felt like writing a bit of horror.
Guys, Lixian Works EXTREMELY HARD. He edits these vids so perfectly and makes them even moe funnier. notice at 11:36 Lixian Supressed Mark's scream so that it doesn't disturb the jumpscare sound
Lixian, you are a sound design GOD. I was like “dayum, this game has some awesome audio!” Until I realized it was all you. Friggin AWESOME. Also, totally loved the games you’ve made on your channel, you go, Lixian!
@@spyryal Both that, and the fact that there was a _shirt change_ in today's video. Also, in yesterday's "3 Peens in a Podcast" stream, Lunky appeared again! Something's definitely up.
I'm not sure, but Black Eyes game was probably inspired by the Black Eyed Children who are creatures that look like human kids but instead of normal eyes their eyes are completely black. And I heard it's dangerous to let them into your home.
He has talked about planning a new project, thats why he was gone for that week with the rumors when he wasn't real. Im pretty sure its a secret message two, especially with the random numbers tossed in at the end.
Mark: *can't remember a game* "Lixian!" Lixian: "Damn these constraints which bar present me from breaking into the past to assist you so that you won't make yourself look foolish in front of your future audience!" Also Mark: *remembers game, loudly* Lixian: *almost goes deaf*
I went back to find the 4th ending, Friends 4 Unlife... But honestly I don't get it? I mean Eef and Tyler were in that ending.. Maybe it has to do with the "Mark isn't real" week where he went to go write some stuff??
Mark: "I don't think this is the type of time period that would have cassette tapes yet." Also Mark a few moments earlier: "Oh, look! A high-tech eye and fingerprint scanner!"
I actually liked Veiled. The immersion in the story was really good. Yes slow but a good build up imho. The ending was a little weird but over all a good point-and-click game 👍
It was weirder that Mark didn't get that the creature in the ending was the character's very child he was looking for, hence it's why the speaker man says a reunion
@@BrimaBelise i didn’t realize this either so thank you for explaining!! i took a break and came back to the video so i forgot the original objective of the game 😅 i have a terrible memory lmao
@@mybeansarecooler Ah took a break from watching him? I'm on a break too, not yet broken. I wonder what I've missed so far... Oh and you're welcome too of course!
@@BrimaBelise i meant i took a break on this video in particular :) i started it the other day, went to sleep, and resumed it haha. i have taken breaks from watching him before, though! usually unintentionally haha
Lixian: yes master Markiplier, perhaps if I do this then maybe you will let me live Also Lixian: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN SUCH WAYS, BOW TO ME MORTAL FEIND OR *SUFFER*
The reason the “first floor” is the second, is that in france the first floor is really the ground floor and the second floor is the first and it continues normally from there!
I'm from the US and I legitimately never hear someone say the second floor is the first floor. The first floor is your default. All elevators here have 1 as the ground floor option. I will never understand how you can call a literal extra floor the "first" floor.
@@AshlynOne welp in france things go like this: The basements or underground floors are numbered negatively as normal (-1,-2,-3... the lower the value is the lower the floor is) The ground-level floor is the "rez-de-chaussée" which translates to ground level floor (duh) and is represented in elevators with the number 0. And then the floors suddently get normal back again: the first floor over the ground level floor is the first floor, the second is the second etc... Ye france is weird. For us 6th grade is indeed 6 grade, but then what everyone in the world call 7th grade they call it 5th :> and the last middle school grade is the "final grade", which follows the 1st grade and leads to high schools and many other shet (that might be why the average french student is worse than every other average european student: they fcking count in reverse!)
I like how in the last game mark was like “why would you do this?” And stuff in the beginning but then around 29:30 he was like come on, stop being a baby.
@Death Omen the usa version creates unnecessary drama and a conflict inducing environment between contestants instead of healthy competition. I loved all the 10 season of masterchef Australia i watched and couldn't bear more than 3 eps of the usa one.
I think what happened in the first game was the mom was killed by the abusive father, so the kid snapped and killed him. Just my theory though. But yeah don't be abusive and you won't have Bleach put in your stew.
I suggest playing a psychological horror game called “Doll Eye” by TWISTED DOCTOR. The entire game takes about an hour and the first chapter just came out. Obviously you don’t have to, but I’d be very interested if you decided to check the game out :-)
5:31 Basically, the husband was abusive and would beat her and possibly the child, you, if one little thing went wrong or if they didn’t serve food fast enough. Your mother gets fed up with this and decides to poison him and his friend, freeing her and her child from the abuse via killing off the source.
@@alexandravalentin707 he doesn’t have to, obviously mark was joking throughout the video, Lixian and mark have displayed extreme creative chemistry. Lixian is a great editor. It’s not just that he has to lmao
@@emptychamber544 I mean I agree that I love their dynamic ♡ specially when there cartoon Lixian and real mark high fives and head pats and stuff like that
@@emptychamber544 they do have an amazing relationship but he is Lixian’s boss though... He’s made it clear how well Mark treats him and how well he is compensated.
We saw Lunky in yesterday's "3 Peens" stream. I had a theory that Lunky possessed Lixian after being "killed", but I now speculate Lunky is after Mark (because for some reason, that eldritch entity hates the man's guts).
Anything: *Exists*
Mark: “Lixian it looks just like you!”
Mark: "Lixian, Gabriela looks just like you!
No?
There's no resemblance?
Okay."
Because he's beautiful anyway he is!
@qcMx 0 Stop spamming nerd.
marks' version of "look tomar it's you"
Examples where
welcome back to mark bullying lixian/lixian bullying mark/lixian and mark sharing the same braincells
Hello cloudneal, I'm a fan ^^
@ what lmao
What is your profile pic of?
How do they split three braincells evenly
Don't insult lixian like that
"Go check the larder... We mustn't tarry, he may get cross."
Jesus this game is terrifying. It takes place in England.
@F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! crazy gibberish!
Ah yes,, the most terrifying place to be. *England.**
@LUCAS SILBERT luk at dhe laada m8
oh god anywhere but England even Brazil is better
Hello fellow crusder.
Tentacles: **rapidly moving closer**
Mark: “Wait let me get a closer look-“
He is a scientist from the SCP foundation
I like the heart next to your name :3
@@JesterEnthusiast I want it lmaoo
@@nicomoist5336 I think this is a containment breach , shall we call dr. bright ?
@@xXSakuraTearsXx I *KNEW* you were going to say that
Markiplier: says the words “fidget spinner”
TH-cam algorithm: This changes... *everything*
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ gtfo
My brain: **sees this comment**
Also my brain: *FIDGET SPINNER IS TWO WORDS*
@@wilsonroo your brain is slow 💀🤣
I don't get it?
How does this always happen to me I look at comments like one this and read the quote at the same time mark says it in the video
Damn... Lixian really outdid himself on this one, kinda forgot that the sounds effects weren't in game for a majority of this since they fit so well. Plus the outro was neato...and the scissors-in-hand-Lixian was weirdly adorable given the context.
“This was A Heist With Markiplier 4”
Oh Dang it’s him.
Oh hECC
@@LixianTV The legend himself! Thanks for the laughs!
“Is someone doing gymnastics over there???”
*ethan in the other room*
this made me wheeze xD
PFFT-
Thanks for making my day so much better 😂😂😂
I just mistaken Ethan from Sidemen
Because he did too
👁👄👁
"Why is the air.... snowing upwards?"
- Markiplier 2021
exactly...
Its 2021 doe
It’s 2021 😂😂
I get it. I forget the year sometimes.
@@angelssluv I am surprised I just noticed that this was made in 2021 6 months later-
“Tumbling? Is someone doing gymnastics over there?”
It’s probably just Eef.
I mean, he did say the best was used recently, but no one said how they used it...
The gongoozler
I was the 1k like :D
Probably yeekachu as well. Doing cartwheels.
Markiplier to Lixian:
*Ya'know, just record yourself shivering*
Lixian: *Mhughguuughughuhgh*
Mark: “Okay you can cut the attitude mOm”
Momiplier somewhere: I feel, *a disturbance*
This comment is underrated 💀
@DreamboiRen hey nice profile picture
I seem to have failed to make a proper @. TH-cam comments are kinda weird sometimes
@@Iuffycs thanks, it was made by my girlfriend. I can give you some information on how to see some more of the art they make if you'd like, but, sadly, they don't put much of it up on the internet, even if they do, it's usually through me
@@Iuffycs why thank you! It's actually one of the few pictures we have of us together that was edited in ProCreate. We have only seen each other like five times since lockdown first started, but we are doing our best to stay happy and such. Hope you are doing great as well, and sorry if I'm a bit too talkative
when a 41 and a half minute video only takes 13 minutes to get through the first 2 games, you know the third one's gonna be a freakin' ride.
Yes!
Yo- the fact that Lixian added sound to the whole third game is freaking incredible
@@uskir wtf man, it was a nice sentiment.
@@brankin421 he was talking to a bot, the reply was already removed tho
@@cowabanger oh... Should probably delete all the evidence then.
Lixian is incredible
I freaking hate bots
mark when he plays any scary game:
"oh I don't like that. I don't like that at all."
You know what? That's normal to me... That's fine.
lol
Sorry this isn't relevant to your comment, I just really want to know if anyone knows why he didn't finish amnesia rebirth?!?
@@princessnk1362 idk. He might didn't feel like it.
"Hate that. Hate aaaall of that."
These thumbnails are getting scarier than the games lort.
Agree. This one is particularly cursed.
All it take to get clout and likes is one tick with ur name as a (verified) youtuber and a shitty comment
@Ì Àm ČhřïşPP 32 bro s t o p
Lort
Well Lixian is having his fun I guess, so
Mothers little helper, explained?
In game, when we do things for mother, she says things like, "he might get cross" and, "don't leave me alone with him" referring to the father. This leads me to believe that the father is abusive, and killed the mother. I think this for 4 reasons. One, she won't look us in the eye, maybe she feels as though she failed us, by leaving us alone with him. Two, she gets progressively creepier, and starts to reveal her true nature. Three, she never does anything, instead, instructs us. Four, she tells us to put bleach in the food, killing our father, and possibly his friends. Maybe she does this to get revenge for killing her, and to set us, her child, free. But that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY!
But can you explain why she says go get the meat I hid
@@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts maybe the meat is... I don't know, any theories? Lol!
@@pandasplayhouse9143 Its Soylent Green!!
dont think mom's dead, i think it's just a game about a mother and child poisoning and killing their abusive father/husband.
tHaNkS fOr WaTcHiNg!¡!
Ma: Casually asks Mark to put bleach into dads dinner and poison him
Mark: “OK MA!”
She didn't poison the dad. That's a restaurant. Her husband, probably the owner, killed her, and her ghost manipulated their child into helping her get her revenge. By poisoning the entire dining room.
EDIT: My mistake, it's a home and it was likely the dad + his dinner guests that were poisoned.
No wonder there are blood flying everywhere
Pretty much what I thought, just not the restaurant thing. Took it for exactly what was said, which was the father had friends over.
@@thevoicelessone5447 most normal homes don't have an "order up" window.
@@WhoTookMyMirr quite a few houses have one, actually. Mine does. Forgot what the actual term for it is, but it's a half wall between the dining area and the kitchen. Some people put little doors in it too. Makes it so that people stay out of the kitchen while cooking and they can get to their plate faster. Especially useful when there's a gathering, or a holiday the family get together on
Mark is a funny guy, but Lixian really adds the chef's kiss factor to his videos. That recorded shudder was hilarious.
he just completely glosses over the fact that the last ingredient is bleach
Omg I did too
The mother tried to poison someone, most likely the father
Yep. Mother tried to poison the father bc the father is abusive.
@@codex_jinora i think the mother is dead since she does nothing but give instructions and this is like a revenge from the grave
@@tzukaza the abusive father killed the mother a ling time ago. The child has been having hallucinations of his mother ever since her funeral, not accepting the fact that his mother had died.
Today, his friends came over and the father wanted the child to make a meal for him and his friends, threatening the child with visions of his mother’s blood, even though he didn’t have any.
This snapped something in the child. They went to work, like a good kid would do, all the while with his mother accompanying them, giving them directions, helping them out.
His subconscious so desperately wanted to kill his father, and that caused the hallucination of the mother to direct the child to pick up the bleach as the imaginary blood ran wild around the room.
The child listened from the kitchen in silence as the father ate the soup.
Probs not canon, but I felt like writing a bit of horror.
Guys, Lixian Works EXTREMELY HARD. He edits these vids so perfectly and makes them even moe funnier. notice at 11:36 Lixian Supressed Mark's scream so that it doesn't disturb the jumpscare sound
Lixian is probably one of the best video editors here on TH-cam!
Why did i press that timestamp
And he made music and noises for the entire last game
Ok ngl, if you didn't point out that timestamp I would still never have known despite countless views of this.
@@TheMouseRanReverse i am so disappointed in you.
it’s the sudden “WHOOM…d a d d y” at the end that killed me
IKR!! 😂😂
@Logan Daniel Okay then stop then.
@@Kibbuster :0
TIME STAMP NOW
WHEREEEE
I love how mark literally talks to the air while recording because he knows Lixian will do whatever he wants
Theyre such a good pair and compliment each other so well
I think about that almost every time I watch his videos and it’s amazing
Right honestly but that’s what makes it funny and we all love it so he keeps doing it
They need a sitcom TH-cam series about a man and his animated friend
420 Likes Whoop Whoop
"Is someone doing gymnastics in there??!!"
IT'S EEF
*erratically backflips*
Do a flip
d o a b a c k f l i p
[Deleted channel]
Love how there is no record left on the internet indicating when and why fans began calling Ethan, EEF
Lixian, you are a sound design GOD. I was like “dayum, this game has some awesome audio!” Until I realized it was all you. Friggin AWESOME.
Also, totally loved the games you’ve made on your channel, you go, Lixian!
"Ma, your worms are...loose"
-markiplier 2021
Ma: god damn it not again
@@TheRottenCorpseMan "gotta keep those private!" Lol
@@savedname9959 ma stop showing me ur worms. I gotten enough therapy because of them xD
@@TheRottenCorpseMan plot twist she doesnt control the worms, they control her, haha.
@@savedname9959 oh shit
“Don’t cry grumpies!” Was so wholesome to me
The game grumps sucking is no reason to cry, he is right.
That teddy bear has been in many mobile games.
Video: Starts changing between Marks
Me: "Ah shit... here we go again"
Again?
AGAIN?
@@harrystone3527 In the outro there's one Mark mentioning the Heist. There's a Heist 2 in the works. idk if that's what Ivan meant, though.
AAAGGGAAAIIIIINNN?
@@spyryal Both that, and the fact that there was a _shirt change_ in today's video.
Also, in yesterday's "3 Peens in a Podcast" stream, Lunky appeared again! Something's definitely up.
I'm not sure, but Black Eyes game was probably inspired by the Black Eyed Children who are creatures that look like human kids but instead of normal eyes their eyes are completely black. And I heard it's dangerous to let them into your home.
Like adventure time?
@@lillilylay4797 nope , like the actual legend folklore thing on black eyed children , just look it up
Yeah! That's what I thought when it said that 2 children went missing, the Black Eyed Children are actually pretty interesting
I think it was inspired by the Black eyed Peas idk
If I see a child with completely blacked out eyes, why in the fuck would I let one into my house? That sounds like you’re just INVITING tragedy.
When Mark is lonely on his own jokes:
Mark: Lixian?
Mark: Did I scare you?
* black screen pops up and I see myself *
Me: *oH jEsUs*
Relatable
@@dixienourmous8156 yep
same bro, same
XD also didn’t know flattykawa watched markiplier 🤷♀️😌😅
Am I the only one who said “Oh Jesus” in sykunno’s voice in my head? Lol
“Is this a race car bed? Oh, no its even better, its a boat bed!” - markiplier 2021
(^^)
this isn't true a car bed is SUPERIOR to a boat bed
SMH
🎶BOAT DOG BOAT DOG BOAT DOG BOOAATT DOOGG🎶
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ who the heck are you
@@misschuckito1311 its a bot dont give it attention it only wants ur money
@@cheeseman6833 we all want money dude
Let’s just appreciate the legend which is Lixian.
LIXIAN IS THE BEST- i thnk he makes marks videos 100× better
Lixian is a God
You’re the only other person I’ve seen with this name
@@carlydd Hot dang! You too bro!
Eae Demonho
I love how Lixian is just
always willing to throw in the random stupid things Mark requests XD
because he always gets mark back anyways
LUNKY . .. . LUNKY . . . .
n o n e. stop begging
The narrator: marked for death
Mark:Lixian, did you start that time lapse yet?
Lixian: You bet, boss. >=)
@qcMx BEGONE BOT
Mark: **sees any animated face**
"Hey, that looks like Lixian!"
Are you implying that lunky and lixian fused?
Lixian*
@@Quilldax I think he means that Markiplier said Lixians name wrong many times
@@Quilldax Lunxyan
Lol that's what I really expected when he sees a animated face
Markiplier: thinks his own child died
Everyone else: *bruh*
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ please
Little timmy is probably dead by now
I mean it did end up being his child
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ Shoo fly, don’t bother me
“I guess I wasn’t fast enough” mate, you stood there and just stared at it
Mark: *Picks up toy helicopter
Game: So you have chosen... DEATH
Mark: EXMORTIS!
Lixian: **Dies from 6 heart attacks somehow**
“This had been a Heist with Markiplier”
Hold up-
There's a secret message in there. You don't think..........sequel????
Oh! I’m pretty sure a while ago he said something about making a Heist 2! I think it might come out this summer but I’m not for sure
He has talked about planning a new project, thats why he was gone for that week with the rumors when he wasn't real. Im pretty sure its a secret message two, especially with the random numbers tossed in at the end.
@@jacintaschneider4145 Something to look forward to in 2021😌
@@jacintaschneider4145 where were the numbers?
“I don’t remember... The beatings, you know?”
Everyone: *“...ok Mark.”*
nice heart lol
@@moonlightfalls7805 it’s the membership badge. It indicates he is above us as a human.
"YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE DEAD OR SOMETHING, BUT I'M TAKING THIS FOR ME!"
- Markiplier
Mark: *can't remember a game* "Lixian!"
Lixian: "Damn these constraints which bar present me from breaking into the past to assist you so that you won't make yourself look foolish in front of your future audience!"
Also Mark: *remembers game, loudly*
Lixian: *almost goes deaf*
Mark posting a 3 scary games literally makes my day.
Any day is saved with a three scary games from Mark
i was really looking forward to this one :))
Couldn't agree more
It makes my year
Same it’s my favorite series he does
4:28 when Mark accidentally gives you a shoutout
Oml if only
I feel that way all the time
"Fwoomp... Daddy..."
- Markiplier 2021
Markiplier: Did I SCARED you?!
Everyone: You're REAL!!!!
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o SURE THING!
I don't hate you
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o ABSOLUTELY
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o shut up stop spamming
HE'S REAAAAL!
*childs hand smacks glass*
Mark: “ *D A D D Y* “
Timestamp?
@@mlokgerm at about around 39:56 :)
U have the best profile pic
In the world
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ
No
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ woosh
I was so touched by the daddy scene and I immediately forgot about the sadness when mark said 40:20
XD same thoughts here man.
41:03 “This has been” “A Heist with Markiplier” “Four” *Mark, don’t do this to me.*
When he said that it took a minute for my brain to register what he even said and then my face went 😳
It took so long... AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE SECRET ENDING
I don't get it:(
@@jostauber8620 lmao when u find out tell me
I went back to find the 4th ending, Friends 4 Unlife... But honestly I don't get it? I mean Eef and Tyler were in that ending.. Maybe it has to do with the "Mark isn't real" week where he went to go write some stuff??
"Why is the air snowing upwards?" -Markiplier
australia
I love how lixian made the whole sound effect in "Veiled" like there are real game sound effect.
Lixian is for bads
Its great how much effort he puts in!
“I got my fidget spinner... I got my UK plugs,”
*eye twitches in British*
*same here buddy*
Uk?? UK? *spits out tea in contempt*
Disrespect to the empire, how could he make such blasphemous claims..?
@@LUNE.44 wonders never cease
@@maisies515 I’m ignorant on this - what kind of plug is it?
Anything with a face: exist
Mark: You look like Lixian
Also Mark: Lixian! That look like you!
Lixian: (Insert face here)
Welcome to a heist with Markiplier 2: He breaks in to your home, steals your family photos and tastes absolutely everything.
And gets chased by meat creatures
And sees unseen rabbits
@@mhplayer nah that really looked like a rabbit
@@Bigman-ee5fk mmmhhh
Nah it must be fuckerberg hidding in the snow to collect the dna your smell left in the air so they give you soap ads
@@mhplayer the lizard man watches
"You closed?"
"Why have you closed?"
That was heading into the wrong path but luckily it didnt
"you close-d?"
Ikr i legit thought that he was gonna say "you close" after lol
i was reading the comments and the second i read this comment mark at the exact right time said the quote :0
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 This bot thinks it can replace Unus Annus with Yin Yang how DARE it
@@austinbone2630 *violently hits the slime* you've been a baaaad girl.
Lol memento mori
"Veiled" was one of the longest games he had ever completed in this 3 scary games series
Mark: Actually, record yourself going uUhHUhh
Lixian: *UUuuUuuGGhhhHHhh*
sus...
“Ma that ain’t no carrot”
Idk why but that sentence just made me crack up
I was looking for this
@@wunderwaffeyt4077 me too though
Mark: "I don't think this is the type of time period that would have cassette tapes yet."
Also Mark a few moments earlier: "Oh, look! A high-tech eye and fingerprint scanner!"
Came to say this
that's.. wrong though? did we watch the same video?
I actually liked Veiled. The immersion in the story was really good. Yes slow but a good build up imho. The ending was a little weird but over all a good point-and-click game 👍
It was weirder that Mark didn't get that the creature in the ending was the character's very child he was looking for, hence it's why the speaker man says a reunion
@@BrimaBelise i didn’t realize this either so thank you for explaining!! i took a break and came back to the video so i forgot the original objective of the game 😅 i have a terrible memory lmao
@@mybeansarecooler Ah took a break from watching him? I'm on a break too, not yet broken. I wonder what I've missed so far... Oh and you're welcome too of course!
@@BrimaBelise i meant i took a break on this video in particular :) i started it the other day, went to sleep, and resumed it haha. i have taken breaks from watching him before, though! usually unintentionally haha
"The lesson here is that there's nothing quite like a home cooked meal made by family."
Ethan: "That's beautiful Mark."
XD
thats totally accurate
Dom: did someone say family
"The lesson here is that there isn't nothing quite like a home cooked meal made by family."
Yup we watched the same video
Or made OF family.
@@SelkeMusic can it
*gargling and choking sounds ensue in the background*
Everyone loves mom's fish and bleach soup 🍲
Not going to lie, Lixian's oof sound was absolutely adorable.
oof
Where?
Time stamp?
It's a sound effect lolol
I'm not going back for the time stamp. Just watch Mark's video.
“who’s bling-blongin”
-Mark Fishbach, 2021
Speechn't
@@gachamarshmallow9058 It’s just Mark, sorry you’re new to him
Mark: "Don't call me Markiplier"
Also Mark: "Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier"
Everyone: _What do I believe?_
Believe in walrus.
Ask Norbert Moses, and he shall provide the answer.
@@ssenmodnar140 Norbert Moses, NORBERT MOSES
@@ssenmodnar140 May he rest in peace.
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet bro that video was an acid trip
I love how he acts when it gets scary. It’s honestly hysterical
IKR it’s hilarious 😂
Ikr 😂
It always makes me laugh and smile 😆
Hi
Absolutely hilarious!
Nobody:
Mark: _Lixian, put in the sound effects!_
Lixian: yes master Markiplier, perhaps if I do this then maybe you will let me live
Also Lixian: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN SUCH WAYS, BOW TO ME MORTAL FEIND OR *SUFFER*
XD
@@ToothyBoi also Lixian- Yes m’lord maybe I’ll be able to buy food with this wonderful money..
Mark: Lixian try to make your emulation of the Roblox Oof-
Lixian: *O O F*
I couldn't stop laughing at that-
"Jenny Giant Blobs" sounds like a really cute monster, I bet she's TOTALLY gonna come after you!
"Why have you closed your doors to the public?"
Sir, this is a Pandemic.
Sir, we’re in the middle of a parabola.
Sir, I’ve wet the bed
Sir, I’m not ready to come out
Right?? We in the middle of a perpendicular 🙄
Dear god...
Depression: exists
Markiplier: *WE DON'T DO THAT HERE*
Yay: D
@@cheesecakegaming2560 the comment got terminated fr lol
Lol good
@@h2jkfvhdhnenrjf lol I hop it happens to his channel the same thing as his comment
@@h2jkfvhdhnenrjf what happend
Mark: "hey Lixian that looks like you"
Lixian: *no*
Also Lixian: Yes master Markimoo I will add in all the sound effects and music pleasedontkillme
As soon as Mark said "the baby's crying" my baby sister started crying
_She has felt an unbalance in the force_
The reason the “first floor” is the second, is that in france the first floor is really the ground floor and the second floor is the first and it continues normally from there!
I'm from the US and I legitimately never hear someone say the second floor is the first floor. The first floor is your default. All elevators here have 1 as the ground floor option. I will never understand how you can call a literal extra floor the "first" floor.
I'm from the US as well and the ground floor is literally on the ground, like the parking garage. Y'all in France not knowin floors lol
Although I thank you for the explanation, I definitely agree that's weird. Not a bad weird, just weird.
@@AshlynOne welp in france things go like this:
The basements or underground floors are numbered negatively as normal (-1,-2,-3... the lower the value is the lower the floor is)
The ground-level floor is the "rez-de-chaussée" which translates to ground level floor (duh) and is represented in elevators with the number 0.
And then the floors suddently get normal back again: the first floor over the ground level floor is the first floor, the second is the second etc...
Ye france is weird. For us 6th grade is indeed 6 grade, but then what everyone in the world call 7th grade they call it 5th :> and the last middle school grade is the "final grade", which follows the 1st grade and leads to high schools and many other shet (that might be why the average french student is worse than every other average european student: they fcking count in reverse!)
Actually we do this in South America too!
“The bottom of this tub is filled with caked goo, gross”
Mark with Taki dust fingers: 👁 👅 👁
PLEASE YOUR REPLYS
Ikr that gave me West Of loathing spitoon flashbacks😂
These replys have been cursed-
OH MY GOD DID MARK JUST-
Oh my gosh you're right 😅
I like how in the last game mark was like “why would you do this?” And stuff in the beginning but then around 29:30 he was like come on, stop being a baby.
mom: asks for an ingredient
my brain: Let's Get Cooking!
Mark: is someone doing gymnastics in there?!
*Ethan doing backflips in the other room*
“Tumbling?! Is someone doing gymnastics back there?”
Me: ETHAN?!
"Boom,D A D D Y"
Mark-2021
Pfft XD I know right?
40:20 perfect quote to sum it all up.
Mark tasting everything is giving me Detroit Become Human vibes.
okay I am really glad I wasn't the only one who thought of Connor
is markiplier the "gordon ramsy" for horror games?
hes like: finally a good fu**ing horror game
Him and John Wolfe, both veterans
Who
Fun fact,Gordon Ramsay over here in England does not swear as mutch as he does over in the USA.
@@jaykilkenny5727 That is true.
@Death Omen the usa version creates unnecessary drama and a conflict inducing environment between contestants instead of healthy competition. I loved all the 10 season of masterchef Australia i watched and couldn't bear more than 3 eps of the usa one.
Mark: Tumbling?! Is someone doing gymnastics over there?
Ethan: Watch me do a backflip.
Props to Lixian who did those wonderful montage clips at the beginning and end!! Bravo!!
Tentacles: *Coming out of a tub*
Mark: *Doing anything but running away from it*
Tentacle: *Reaches Mark*
Mark: "Guess i wasn't fast enough"
sus...
Voice: "no way your backing out now"
Sign: "go back to car"
Markiplier: ... "you sure about that?"
Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear jay
lol
@ w
Now we have 2 bots.
AxxL Oh, don’t delude yourself that anyone would want to actually talk to you (telling you how much of a human trash bag you are being the exception).
I nearly spat out my tea when he said, “your worms are loose.”
Spat*
@@jeff-wq4bw whoops, autocorrect. Thanks. 😂
@@brideofduscur no problemo broski
"oh Uhm PWkfhjuu...when the drugs kick in-... WAAH"
-Markiplier 2020
You mean 2021?
1997
Everyone when Mark posts: "Quick, think of something funny."
Yep
me😂
That’s how it was ;
a comment already got 318 replies within a minute oh god
G
I think the lesson in the first game was actually, "don't be an abusive POS and your wife won't snap and poison you and your buddies."
I think what happened in the first game was the mom was killed by the abusive father, so the kid snapped and killed him. Just my theory though. But yeah don't be abusive and you won't have Bleach put in your stew.
I like that Kushinov Ilya pfp you got
@@Shadowstar_Art yeess. I love his art! Nice to see another fan.
I think murder is pretty bad anyway, no matter how shit the person is
@@ToothyBoi if a good person killed a bad person, hes a good person. jail is just a room.
I suggest playing a psychological horror game called “Doll Eye” by TWISTED DOCTOR. The entire game takes about an hour and the first chapter just came out. Obviously you don’t have to, but I’d be very interested if you decided to check the game out :-)
is it on steam?
omgg yes i found twisted doctor's animations a while back and fell i love w the artstyle, i'm so invested to know what'll happen next in the game-
Where can I get the game and how much is it? I'd love to check it out
Oh wow, didn't knew someone of culture would also be here watching Markiplier. I wonder if Mark would even notice this comment, what a *mystery*
wait it's out already? i thought it was just an idea still-
"I've got a HUGE- *WHEEZE"*
and "This has been A Heist With Markiplier 4" are the best lines in this video.
Lixian’s character is seriously the most adorable thing!!
lixian is a cutie 😌
Lixian is da cutist
Yeah lol
Look up baby albino koalas
I know! He looks just like the mom in that first game!
LIKES FOR Lixan and his sound effects!
@@user-jg78 You again 😔
As much as I appreciate all he does, asking for likes seems a bit shameless, no?
To quote ghost stories eng dub: “Deadbeat dads are not cool!”
Cultured People
To once again quote it:
"sO I'm nAiling thiS midGet wHen mY moM wAlks iN"
I hated that 2019 Halloween update..or was 2020? Or 2018? I forgot
Once more:
"Not because you're a bunny, but because you're black!"
Now dad's not a dead beat, he's just plain dead
5:31 Basically, the husband was abusive and would beat her and possibly the child, you, if one little thing went wrong or if they didn’t serve food fast enough. Your mother gets fed up with this and decides to poison him and his friend, freeing her and her child from the abuse via killing off the source.
I love how lixian is doing everything mark tells him to do without asking anything
Their synergy is absolutely amazing.
Or he pre watched the video before making any edits? XD I mean he gotta
@@alexandravalentin707 he doesn’t have to, obviously mark was joking throughout the video, Lixian and mark have displayed extreme creative chemistry. Lixian is a great editor. It’s not just that he has to lmao
@@emptychamber544 I mean I agree that I love their dynamic ♡ specially when there cartoon Lixian and real mark high fives and head pats and stuff like that
@@emptychamber544 they do have an amazing relationship but he is Lixian’s boss though... He’s made it clear how well Mark treats him and how well he is compensated.
Mom: *Turns her head and not her body*
Me: “It’s like that Majora’s Mask creepypasta”
Ben drowned?
@@dragonturtlemax7438 😂 I like this comment
V i l l a g e r s .
Wait... you're the one who commented on the previous golf around video that you wished you had friends
I hope you're happy wherever you are ❤️
*How dare you not know bens name*
Maybe Mark says everything looks like LIXIAN because LIXIAN is a shape shifter
:O
what if... Mark is one of Lixian's forms?
What if lixian is a form of mark? Technically by that coin markiplier isn’t real
We saw Lunky in yesterday's "3 Peens" stream. I had a theory that Lunky possessed Lixian after being "killed", but I now speculate Lunky is after Mark (because for some reason, that eldritch entity hates the man's guts).
Xfiles Theme Song Plays
Lixian: Exmortis. Mark: the point & click ahh oh, Lixian: Exmortis? Mark: EXMORTIS! Also Lixian: My Heart!
I think the gross gurgling at the end was the guy choking on the GIANT ONION
i mean i might argue it's the bleach but you defininatly have a solid point there
Pumpkin onion from last Halloween in 1950 England
*o n i o n e*