I don't think Bert has ever listened as quietly as this in his life; I bet he's thinking the whole time "I wonder how long I could last after Cam shot me"?
The dude literally started it with talking about his dad who use to compete with running, he grew up witnessing it. Cmon leave you gotta cut him some slack, we all know his belt doesn’t.
Last 3 pods have been quality lads, good to see you guys recognise the issues and have worked to improve your product! Excited to see the continued growth 💪
*Tom & Cam talking about hunting* Bert: Shut up! You guys just go for a walk?! Tom: It's a walk with purpose. *Tom and Cam go back to talking about hunting*
I agree with Cam, great organizing, events, & afterparty. Fun to take some souls in that last mile, thanks for giving me an excuse to find some speed again.
If anyone doesn’t know who Cam Hanes is I advise you to look into him. Good inspiration for some of you who clearly need it. All love though. Gotta start somewhere
Bert’s story about his dad running backwards on him lol I did that to my 3 year old a couple weeks ago the whole ride she was talkin that noise she could beat me in a race so I turned around mid run and started cheering her on loln
@@drivehard2395 1) “Not now. Race is about to begin.” 2 “Find me when it’s done. Will talk to you then. Thanks.” 3) “I’m focusing on the race. All my thoughts are there.” 4) “Little nervous right now, can’t talk.” 5) “I have to loosen up now.” So many more ways to respond than “Get the fuck out of here. Does it to them, then he does it to delivery people, servers, fans and employees. He ain’t that big of a celebrity to throw a “Fuck off!” at anyone. Also, who do you think invited the press?
I’m from northern Alberta and I have a few family and friends that are male hunters with husbands or boyfriends. In fact I know a pair of hunters in alberta who have a fan page called STBD that stands for “smalltownbig….” I don’t see the relation or correlation. It’s quite the stretch #LetsGoOilers 🧡💙🧡💙
Idk I think they’re just trying to spread joy and laughter and trying to make a living for themselves and their families, if you hate it so much then maybe all comedy podcasts should stop doing what they do and wait for your approval
Good stuff. Cam has helped rescue this podcast by being interesting. Ill admit, joe rogans podcast is an overdose on elkmeat and chimps ripping people apart, this was a nice middle ground, and without pothead conspiracies, so that's nice. 8.3 out of 10. Looking foraward to next week, and the trend up continuing
2 weeks ago i was hospitalized for acute pneumonia.. I still can’t breathe properly but I went for a morning run anyway my apple watch immediately told me i had low cardio fitness because my heart rate got over 200 in less than 6 min lol
People live to troll it’s a million kids who haven’t been able to accept having small penises hating on people who dedicate their lives to making people laugh smh
@@iceactually are you their manager? Or a PR professional? You can try to start a comedy podcast and I bet you none of your episodes will be funny, cause being a professional comedian is hard
@@littlewigglemonster7691 cause then he could speak from a point of intelligence and actually knows what goes into making a good podcast that makes money and makes people laugh
There is a weird parallel between the cadence of breath Wim Hof has users do at rest and one's own cadence of breath when they have an efficient manner of running.
You guys need to get Noah Lyles, the Olympic sprinter, on the pod! His TH-cam channel is great too! Saw him run in Atlanta and he’s so good with great energy!!
What’s the point of watching if you’re just gonna cry and complain about everything or that you secretly enjoy it but you need attention in life so badly so you try to pretend to be something you’re not
Tom completely ignoring everybody in a celebrity race he organized sums him up pretty well 😂
Psycho❤
Yeah, and then completely filibustering Bert’s comment about it messing with jelly roll
This episode is kinda like watching two dogs talking to a seal about swimming.
Baby walrus
Underrated comment
Shoutout to Bert interrupting less. Ten minute mile pace is weak sauce and so are the heart rate analytics 🤣 😂
Hanes is an alfa
@@patarmitage2250 absolutely
hes not reading comments and hes listening to us. love to see it ❤
Same
bet for an old fat dude like bert though… o wait hes on testosterone
Cam is the type of guy that carries the boats and the logs.
I watch this just to have something on while I wait for Bad Friends to come out
Check out Digital Bazooka
I’ve never felt such a connection with a random stranger on the Internet before lol
And even then, only sometimes 😂
Did we just become best friends? Or should I say....BAD FRIENDS?! 🤡
☝️😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't think Bert has ever listened as quietly as this in his life; I bet he's thinking the whole time "I wonder how long I could last after Cam shot me"?
Bert giving running advice to Tom and Cam is absolutely hilarious
Listen listen listen... It's your left leg and THEN your right leg guys
He just can't help to make it about himself......
The dude literally started it with talking about his dad who use to compete with running, he grew up witnessing it. Cmon leave you gotta cut him some slack, we all know his belt doesn’t.
@@jacobralph5863 brutal🤣🤣
“I was flying that last mile. Think I was doing an 8 minute mile down hill” Most Bart thing ever 😂
Cringe af
Omg I died when he said that.
My first 5k I ran
That speed is definitely considered flying for a lot of the population. Don't gate keep fitness.
@@ItsMichaelDavisfor a bunch of fat poors
Sometimes I turn this podcast on then 5 mins later I’m like wtf am I even listening to
Can also be applied to 90% of wives talking.
Same
Sometimes I wake up for 5 min. and wonder wtf is the point of being alive.
@@nickking-edwards9301 So, wake up for two minutes and go back to sleep.
@@nickking-edwards9301 you just spoke to my soul
Funniest joke
Bert: not sure what he was running from
Cam: His kids
I don’t think anyone wants to see Tom and Jelly Roll “FINISH” together😂😂😂
Watching this episode, it seems like Tom and Bert stayed right behind Cam to stare at his ass.
Speak for your self! Some of us would pay good money 😂
Puddle of fat sweat evolves into an aqueduct and then a river that runs into the ocean, and then all the fish are dead.
These are the most woke anti-woke mfers it’s fascinating
@@quickement 😂 😂 😂
This episode was awesome. The conversation, questions, cam’s stories, life lessons etc. all amazing!
“His kids” Cameron Hanes with the zinger that was a good one.
wdym
Glad to see Bert still loves hearing himself talk 😂😂😂
35:24 great Bert quote. Come on big guy we’re talking about ultra marathons vs drinking beers and telling jokes.
Listening to Bert reminds me to shut up and not make everything about myself. Hate from Atlanta
Hearing crickets for all of Bert's stupid jokes was amazing
Bert puts a positive spin on the time his father told him you will never beat me in anything😆🤣😛
Hate from Denver ❤️
And from Colorado Springs 😊
And the UK 🇬🇧
How is Cam not laughing out loud at Bert talking about running like he’s an expert lol
Last 3 pods have been quality lads, good to see you guys recognise the issues and have worked to improve your product! Excited to see the continued growth 💪
LOL you're delusional!
LMFAO A 3 mile jog. How does Hanes keep a straight face with all the 'Pro' experience coming his way
Bert: "Sometimes you just go for a walk"
😂😂😂
I needed this one today guys. From the very bottom of my heart, thank you.
Remembering who you used to be and feeling it again is huge.
*Tom & Cam talking about hunting*
Bert: Shut up! You guys just go for a walk?!
Tom: It's a walk with purpose.
*Tom and Cam go back to talking about hunting*
Here's another episode of Bert does Therapy.
Great fitness channel. They should do a podcast together I think it would be funny.
Emotional intelligence, and wisdom are indicitive of greatness in regards to being a the best human you can be.
This episode is for people who care about running not laughing.
This right here.
theyre talking to Cam Hanes bro.. the master of bow hunting and running.. what did you expect...?
@@XbraveheartX87 nothing. I was just stating the obvious 😏
Bert putting in more than one zyn pouch at the start of the episode is wild
I remember when this was a comedy podcast
Bears: We were so honored to have you there. Regular People: Who tf is this guy?
"this is what I think, so it must be what every other person who's normal thinks" Yeah ok buddy
thanks!
I agree with Cam, great organizing, events, & afterparty. Fun to take some souls in that last mile, thanks for giving me an excuse to find some speed again.
Stop talking intelligent and shit in the Two Bears comment section.
One of the best pods! It’s been a minute, but this one delivers. Cam is the man!
Great episode boys!! I know I can't be the only bow hunter watching this... Where my bow hunters at??
Probably in the Paleolithic age.
@@GatsbyMyself Are you implying that bow hunters only existed during the paleolithic age or are you trying to be funny? It's not clear...
Two bears on lift, run shoot!!! Let’s go!
I love this return of Tom Talks!!!
If anyone doesn’t know who Cam Hanes is I advise you to look into him. Good inspiration for some of you who clearly need it.
All love though. Gotta start somewhere
Mountain lion hunt with dogs. Bert: "I can do that" 😂 hahaha he couldn't stay quiet long enough to kill a lion. Funny joke tho 😂
Bert’s story about his dad running backwards on him lol I did that to my 3 year old a couple weeks ago the whole ride she was talkin that noise she could beat me in a race so I turned around mid run and started cheering her on loln
I let her win every race in her life up until that point and then dusted her lol told her baby don’t talk shit to daddy because I’m always gunna win 🤣
Tom saying “geeked” is insane
This episode feels like one of those pranks where identical twins trade places, and they replaced Tom with Huberman
2 second in
Cam. “it was a test”
Bert. immediately start his high pitched squeal, fake laugh
I was hoping to hear about everyone at the race
People are beginning to realize their shine is fading.
I wish my wife looked at me the way Rogan looks at Cam
Finally an episode where Tom actually talks!
I know my stride.-BERT SAID 😂
Dude was awesome on the roast. So excited to see him shine
Love this pod and love the running talk! Keep it up boys
7:55. “Some press person came up to me and I was like ‘Get the fuck outta here…”
Ladies and Gentleman, the real Tom Segura.
fuck the press.
@@drivehard2395 1)
“Not now. Race is about to begin.”
2 “Find me when it’s done. Will talk to you then. Thanks.”
3) “I’m focusing on the race. All my thoughts are there.”
4) “Little nervous right now, can’t talk.”
5) “I have to loosen up now.”
So many more ways to respond than “Get the fuck out of here. Does it to them, then he does it to delivery people, servers, fans and employees. He ain’t that big of a celebrity to throw a “Fuck off!” at anyone.
Also, who do you think invited the press?
Bert: "I'm a master Archer"😂
I’m from northern Alberta and I have a few family and friends that are male hunters with husbands or boyfriends. In fact I know a pair of hunters in alberta who have a fan page called STBD that stands for “smalltownbig….”
I don’t see the relation or correlation. It’s quite the stretch
#LetsGoOilers
🧡💙🧡💙
I live in way northern Alberta and I know lots of male hunters with husbands. I don’t think there is any correlation.
#LetsGoOilers
🧡💙🧡
In high-school I ran cross country and the best 5k I did was 18:30. If you do better than that, you are on another level.
Did I just really watch a Pod about running? Wow
Awful start to the week.
Boring AF… I haven’t even finished it. Should I?
Idk I think they’re just trying to spread joy and laughter and trying to make a living for themselves and their families, if you hate it so much then maybe all comedy podcasts should stop doing what they do and wait for your approval
He literally told two stories about being charged by bears dude stfu this was an interesting pod
What did you think they would talk about with that title?
Good stuff. Cam has helped rescue this podcast by being interesting. Ill admit, joe rogans podcast is an overdose on elkmeat and chimps ripping people apart, this was a nice middle ground, and without pothead conspiracies, so that's nice.
8.3 out of 10. Looking foraward to next week, and the trend up continuing
Blurt prolly things he's rizzalicious in that sleeveless jersey.
Showing off those "ripped" shoulders
More like two bears one grave 💀 the ship has sailed my boyees
The squinting anecdote truly is a great peace of inside baseball in regards to being a great runner.
Great pod cast bert is always my favorite!
This pod sets the tone for the week, yeah this week gonna drag balls
2 weeks ago i was hospitalized for acute pneumonia.. I still can’t breathe properly but I went for a morning run anyway my apple watch immediately told me i had low cardio fitness because my heart rate got over 200 in less than 6 min lol
YMH Studios, This is amazing! I subscribed right away!
At least there is no shortage of Joe Rogans guests ,for these guys to chase
“Talk about efficiency in running bc my dad talked about that hlus Dhaka’s skdbdj d didicubd jsjsk” -fert
Flint Dibbles dad knows more about it than Brent’s dad
Lol, Bert trapping bears...with a big bowl of honey, spelled hunny on the side of the bowl...a lot like Winnie the Pooh...
"I love Race Talk" I fuckin hate Brent
He means minorities.
Brent.
People saying this isn’t a comedy podcast, bruh they just had Jimmy Carr and Dr. Phil on.
Every episode should be a comedy podcast. Not just over half lmao
People live to troll it’s a million kids who haven’t been able to accept having small penises hating on people who dedicate their lives to making people laugh smh
@@iceactually are you their manager? Or a PR professional? You can try to start a comedy podcast and I bet you none of your episodes will be funny, cause being a professional comedian is hard
@@Wombatlamb what does him starting a podcast have to do with these 🤡?
@@littlewigglemonster7691 cause then he could speak from a point of intelligence and actually knows what goes into making a good podcast that makes money and makes people laugh
Would love to see Tom and Bert hunting
WOW! Cam shared some awesome parenting tips!
There is a weird parallel between the cadence of breath Wim Hof has users do at rest and one's own cadence of breath when they have an efficient manner of running.
Can anybody tell me where Bert gets those hats them shits fly af
Amazon? Those stores at the mall with thousands of hats with no one in them? Lids? College merch sites? Google is your friend.
@@GatsbyMyself I tried couldn't find them on google
Took long enough for this one to come out.
You guys need to get Noah Lyles, the Olympic sprinter, on the pod! His TH-cam channel is great too! Saw him run in Atlanta and he’s so good with great energy!!
That girl running at night as well was EPO lol
A 100%
Bert telling the pro what running is is so on par
I had a bit of a laugh at Bert telling Cam how he’s worried about passing his hard work obsession on to his kids.
I missed the 5k dammit. Please do it annually bros. 🔥
I have no shot against Cameron, _maybe_ I can take Mr. Sakura
people like you made this pod influencer shit. it used to be funny for more than 10% of the ep
I’ve hunted all my life. And have almost always been successful for deer and small game.
Elk grizzly and lion hunting is so wild to me
Cameron Hanes is an angel. Listening to Bert, I had to fart!
Can’t wait for Tommy to start Glassin’. Really wished he brought that up.
44 seconds in and Bert already blowing hot air in the mic
What’s the point of watching if you’re just gonna cry and complain about everything or that you secretly enjoy it but you need attention in life so badly so you try to pretend to be something you’re not
Tom what watch are you wearing ?DeBethune ?
Cam "we're built different " 😂😂😂
I love cam! So humble and tells interesting stories. Bert can learn something
I’ve had several interactions with bears! A black bear in Canada was interested in my tent! (BSA)
And at least 8 Kodiak bears!
(USCG)
Where Terrance Howard?
Who cares, he nuts
Your nuts @@terrymead4024
Hate from Australia. Specifically to Bert...
...but to Tom by association.
Wow by far the gest episode that had bart in it
Tom tell stories and Bert says i there’s not a chance in hell you’ll get a word. Here’s what you call Bert Bert bert bert.
New theme song
4:34 goggins would have run right through that shit. Step up.
Come on lads why is the 5k run vids not going up on this
Are Berts arms on Prednisone?
I don’t know about his arms, but his hands are on Cams balls.
Bert made a huge change. Hell yea.
Bart has been lucky so many times, I am jealous
0:34 only Bert wheezing would ruin a podcast so fast
I’m with Bert’s dad. Tom, get a grip. Prepare 10 weeks out for a 5k?! 😂 Jesus. A pacer 😂 That’s sad. Yours behaving like a poor.
YMH Studios, You're amazing! I hit the like button as soon as I saw it!
Thank you mr bot.
10 mins of content, 5 minutes of ads 🔁
How Tom and Bert bombed worse than the Boston Marathon during the roast is hilarious.