My favorite is when he interrupts as Tom is doing a list with a point, and then interrupts himself with two tangents to blurt out before the original interruption.
I've been sober since February 18 2020 because of me not wanting to be like Bert and me not wanting to interrupt people more and be annoying. Thanks 2 Bears!
When Tim is actually trying to relay a genuine experience and Bret cuts him off. 😡 You can hear Tim raise his volume to try and keep the story going, but then Burnt just gets LOUDER. Thom has the patience of a saint I swear.
He’s used to dealing with his two little boys so burnt shows up and he’s like “I’ve seen this before” 😂 I’ve never been such a big fan of someone while also wanting them to shut up all the time. Both legends
yep, i like Bert but because of this i can listen to about 4 podcasts before i need a break for few weeks. The chemistry and friendship does make this pod elite tho
Seeing Tom express how seeing his dad have a terrible diet which contributed a lot to his death and made him feel, makes me respect his transformation even more! Keep going Tommy
Bert, you don't have bad anxiety. You're having withdrawals. You realize this every Sober October that your anxiety is mostly gone and suddenly get amnesia November 1st for the next 11 months.
Why does this one feel extra scary though? Like I’m sure there’s got to be serious discussions about his mental health and alcoholism in his social circle. The Neal Brennan Blocks episode is bananas.
@@mrfungaltoe I thought I was the only one starting to feel this way. Bert is fucking insufferable lately. Holy fuck, dude needs to listen to himself for 5 minutes man. Sheesh.
@@benjaminlarsen578 Normally I’m on board with the Bart hate, it’s a fun joke that’s half serious, but this one seems a bit undue. If they want to do something active together outside together I’m all for it, seemed like a nice friend moment
Whenever Burt talks about his drinking and how he feels, the questions he ponders on, the new habits he forms… it reminds me to the T of my last 5 years drinking… I’ve been sober 5 years now, and I gotta say that all those things he says he wants, the inner-peace, health benefits… you will get them in spades. And the fear of changing into someone else, well… yeah, you change a bit. But after one year sober you truly laugh at how you were so hung up on changing from the drunken embarrassment you used to be 🤣. The change sometimes isn’t bad at all but truly awesome. Not preaching here, just wanted to share that. I love to party… a lot. So much. But it doesn’t have to be part of who you are. For everyone else that continues to drink and party, go for it! It’s a personal choice and I have no problems with it.
Congrats on your self awareness. It's an interesting thing as you were aware enough to stop but the booze made it feel insurmountable. And if you FEEL like you can't do something, you'll never do it. It becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. I'm not some mind over matter idiot, I understand addiction and human nature to some degree and it's obviously way more complex. But I think that fundamentally, it HAS to just be a CHOICE. Whether we actually have free will or not, we have enough of an illusion that we might as well act as if we do. Sometimes, one philosophy should just be that which gets you and your loved ones through life in the safest, and most positive manner.
He's literally getting worse. I THINK he's been finding a wider audience and that increased fame has been inflating his childish narcissistic ego. Here's to hoping his popularity bubble pops soon because I know for sure I'm not the only one who loathes him
As a 49 year old that has been surfing since age 9, I have to say listening to you guys with your genuine "Stoke" for the sport as beginners, makes me smile! Welcome to the wonderful world of surfing guys! 🤙
@@auroraborealis13579 That's actually pretty normal. Many times we neglect to appreciate or even notice the beauty around us and the possibilities that exist for some of us, how lucky we are. Noticing it at some point is important, acting on it is crucial. 🤙
This was one of the first episodes I wanted to close halfway through. God, I love Tom. Such an entertaining person to listen to and hear his insights. He also has the patience of a saint.
I was just thinking the same thing. It’s easy to separate from Tom’s normal podcast. But when Bert has a guest “bear”, what differentiates it from his regular podcast?
Man Tim has been on tour in Australia, we’re easily going to get like two months worth of banked, shilled YMH Bertcasts. On the bright side, we know they definitely recorded 20 more episodes the same day as this one and just changed outfits so we’ll see Tim for a little bit longer but those dark days and Bretts man cave that echoes that horrific screech are upon us. Brace yourself.
43 yr old truck driver 220# former Marine and army just lost motivation after rough return from Afghanistan need to get on that fan program so I'm around in 20yrs! Y'all inspire TF outta me
lol i've been thinking this! He likes nice clothes but since he is in shape he no longer looks like a interesting guy with nice clothes. He looks like a banker or a stock broker nowadays
I still get a lot of old your moms house and 2 bears podcast in my recommended its genuinely insane to see Tom getting in such good shape for his Hannibal Lecter role.
I wish tim and Bret would look back at the old episodes when they were funny. Now they just pontificate about how great they are. Boring. I always try to tune in but can never get through 5 mins. Same has happen to wmma. Shame they lost thier funny.
I literally came to the comments to say that. I listen to a lot of the old podcasts just because I go on binges sometimes, I about lost my jaw when Tom said 205. He looks fucking amazing and would murder a hannibal role rn lol
@@silverback3926 It seems like they're just a podcast of people who recently Ascended a Whole Class (from middle to Wealthy) and are so delighted with all the cool stuff they can do and how they feel about it LOL And to release their petty personality traits in stories.
Hes probably out gambling his paycheck away. I heard tom say he lost 20 grand gambling and I'm sure it was navad or with navad. Making all this money with there success easy come easy go. Nothing like a rich guy gambling and losing everything. Idiots
Tom's recommending Bert get a top tier nutritionist to go on the road with him, and Bert's over here with a traveling bar Tender. Two different levels. HAHA
I go eeling every spring. And I stand in rushing water cold water, the feeling I get from doing this is amazing, I feel like it’s sucha serene feeling. The powerful ocean ❤️
At the beginning when Tom said "this might be crazy, but..." then goes on to describe wisdom and maturity that comes with age it really made me look forward to get older and wiser. It was just really inspiring to me for some reason.
Tailoring is huge. Had a Buddy 20 years ago, I'm 54 now, who would tailor everything: even T shirts. Learned that from him. Total game changer. Highly recommended. Fit is more important than quality of materials, and at way less the cost. Make a point of getting this done with everything you own. Start off with your go to's and move on from there
I love Bert for understanding that FL people just 'get' each other, lol. As someone who went to school at UF shortly after Bert's days in Tally, I feel this, lol.
Don't get me wrong. I love the whole Brent Kool aid thing and Tom with the immaculate timing, with that being said this is one of my favorite podcasts. I needed this. Thank you guys.
I do wish we had a podcast that was more Tom. Ymh is good but it’s not Tom and this is all about Bert but in this podcast Tom tries sometimes to go in depth on his thoughts and idea in a way he doesn’t anywhere else but then gets steam rolled by Bert before he can finish. Every episode is Tom “I have a thought” Bert “hold on, I need to talk about how awesome I think I am, or how enlightened I think I am, or how special I feel I am”
Tom honestly really does inspie me. His health, his business, his outlook - it's admirable. I can't say he's the only person who has inspired me, but he's definitely one of them.
If Bert is 38-inch waste, I'm going to eat my tape measure! I worked in tailoring for a decade in London and he's as unaware of his size as most of the chaps looked after 😂
Listening to Bert go on his love of drinking rants and how he wishes he could be better is getting so old. Been listening to 2 Bears 1 Cave since it’s inception and it’s just getting to be the same conversation about alcohol when they are together.
Best episode in a long time with both bears. Bert is a completely different person when he isn’t drinking! Never related more with anything than Tim’s anecdote about having three things in his hands and now at his age putting something down so he doesn’t drop something trying to do it all 🤯
to burt and tom i doubt you two ever read these, but you two are the highlight of my bad weeks lately, i swear your podcast is one of the few things getting me thru the week still, keep it up, your both amazing.
@@nckfrmthapnw Dr. Drew always complains about the failure of the national or state-level mental health care system. Yet he stands aside and watches the Bert shit show unfold, which will ultimately lead to his demise. I do have respect for the man, but Pinsky is an utter hypocritical fraud until he really steps in to help Bert. This comment won't even reach his eyes, and shouldn't need to. The whole situation makes me really sad. It's like a junior high school cool kids club where everyone is friends with the guy on the lowest rung. Instead of lifting him up, they enjoy his foibles and struggles for their own benefit. It's really really very sad when fans, people who are complete strangers to Bert are starting to speak up with grave concern, all while his closest friends, one of whom is a FUCKING DOCTOR WHO HAS DEALT WITH CELEBRITY ADDICTION, just stand aside in amusement while their friend slowly kills himself. All of you, including LeeAnn, need to step the fuck up and do the things that we internet nobodies can't. His blood will be on your hands sooner than you think. FUCKING DO SOMETHING! Every goddamned week fans reach out with their concerns (and complaints). Yet Bert's inner circle does NOTHING. FUCKING DO SOMETHING!
That's the tough part, because technically an alcoholic is addicted and dependent. Dude can stop cold turkey for sober October, so he's obviously not dependent. It's even worse that he makes the choice to drink as much as he does. 🤣
Sad to see so many people giving Bert hate. He’s given us so much joy and he was amazing in this too. He was super excited and nervous to meet her, if you’re a genuine fan you know the history. Give him a break. He takes enough shit and still gives us enormous joy. Thank you Bert.
I love these guys as comics and podcasters. I could not give any less of a shit about where they like to vacation and what they like to do in their free time, and how we all should apply that to our lives too lol congrats fellas, but that's cool guy shit
You know sometimes I wake up and think it’s just another day. And I humbly proceed through my morning routine. I get ready for work thinking it will be just another day of melancholy monotony. And then I check TH-cam to put on a podcast but what do I find find? A glowing burst of euphoria as I stumble upon a new episode of two bears one cave. And I know ima have a funny entertaining day. And this is a treat I get every Monday and it’s amazing.
Avid surfer from San Diego here... The way y'all talked about surfing made me soooo damn happy! Oh and John John and Nate are epic to watch, so inspirational
Tom, I totally get your weight loss journey. I went from 330 pounds down to 195. Kept the weight off for 14 years now and at 36 I feel amazing man. My biggest motivator to never go backwards was my father. When I lost all the weight, I decided to get all new clothes to celebrate I could finally shop for clothes at normal stores with normal sizes. After I bought all new clothes, my dad said “what are you doing with your old clothes?” I said to him that I was donating them because they don’t fit any more. His reply was “well why don’t you keep some just in case?” And I said “just in case what? I’m never gaining this weight back again.” It had thoroughly pissed me off in a way that motivated me to keep prove him wrong. Knowing who he is, I know he didn’t mean it the way he said it, but rather than let that phrase take the wind out of my sails I used it for motivation. Keep up your good work man, I’m proud of your progress.
Been on Oahu for 12 years this March. Best decision I ever made with my wife. We vacationed here for 2 weeks and fell in love with the island life. This is home now.
This is one of my favorite episodes. A couple of times Bert interrupted and Tom did not finish his thought, but I LOVE when Tom shares his introspection. 🥰🤩
Surfing is the best feeling. Better than a rollercoaster. Even when you are sitting their it’s so relaxing. Surfers are also the best guys to be around, just always so chill and happy never any drama.
Please never stop this Podcast. I love you guys and the Sober October crew and Joey, Theo Shultz, Whitney, Santino, Chrissy D, Push , Callen etc. You guy's are like laugh theropy
Tom is looking better and better with each episode! Bert is...still Bert. He still is looking for any reason to have a drink even though he keeps saying he isn't drinking as much. He's clearly lying, which is really sad! He knows he needs to go to rehab but doesn't want to stop partying. Abuses alcohol, weed, Xanax and food. Tom is extremely patient with him, especially when he interrupts him which is multiple times per episode. When Bert takes that first sip, it's like an addict getting their fix, so sad! Such a waste!
I mean , what great friends! They have each others back . Open and honest on a podcast that millions listen to but you two speak to one another . Thank you!
Charo would be happy that Tom finally talked about Hawaii
Let's add Charo and Bitsy to Bart's Hawaii alcoholic mystery retirement show and we have a Scooby-Doo thing going.
@@HorridTemplar 0p0p0pp00p0ppp0p0000
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooo
Great callback lol
Bert says "I've been thinking about this" the moment a thought comes into his head
And he’s _”ob-sessed”_
I’m actually happy for the guy that his brain is even capable to actually having thoughts.
My favorite is when he interrupts as Tom is doing a list with a point, and then interrupts himself with two tangents to blurt out before the original interruption.
I know people like this hahahah
uh-hundred per-cent!!!!
I've been sober since February 18 2020 because of me not wanting to be like Bert and me not wanting to interrupt people more and be annoying. Thanks 2 Bears!
I dont believe you.
That’s awesome man, keep it up! ❤️
Lmfao
That seems way too specific to be a joke lmao.
What do we have in mind to get this
Has anyone else noticed that the album behind Tom changes every episode? It's such a nice touch to the show, really shows the attention to detail.
It's crazy because Tom looks better and better every episode and Bert looks more and more Bert every episode.
Jesus Bert, let Tom finish a sentence!
@JG bro, it's getting to the point I don't even want to watch my favorite podcast. Why does Bert constantly interrupt? It's so obnoxious!!
Tom went full bluesteel for the thumbnail. Losing touch baby, it's a joke... but it's legit not
Does he have lip fillers? XD
Tim just keeps getting hotter really. 🔥🥵😍
Excited to see how “2Bears1Wave” turns out
When Tim is actually trying to relay a genuine experience and Bret cuts him off. 😡 You can hear Tim raise his volume to try and keep the story going, but then Burnt just gets LOUDER. Thom has the patience of a saint I swear.
The Patience of a Charo.
Literally just 9 min 25 seconds in
He’s used to dealing with his two little boys so burnt shows up and he’s like “I’ve seen this before” 😂
I’ve never been such a big fan of someone while also wanting them to shut up all the time. Both legends
I think he realizes him sitting once a week for a podcast makes him millions
yep, i like Bert but because of this i can listen to about 4 podcasts before i need a break for few weeks. The chemistry and friendship does make this pod elite tho
Seeing Tom express how seeing his dad have a terrible diet which contributed a lot to his death and made him feel, makes me respect his transformation even more! Keep going Tommy
Bert, you don't have bad anxiety. You're having withdrawals. You realize this every Sober October that your anxiety is mostly gone and suddenly get amnesia November 1st for the next 11 months.
Lmao
Alcoholism will do that
Why does this one feel extra scary though? Like I’m sure there’s got to be serious discussions about his mental health and alcoholism in his social circle. The Neal Brennan Blocks episode is bananas.
Loving how Bart takes Tom's story seconds after he tells it, repeats it, but makes it about himself. Truly inspiring
One hundred percent
he's becoming unwatchable
@@mrfungaltoe I thought I was the only one starting to feel this way. Bert is fucking insufferable lately. Holy fuck, dude needs to listen to himself for 5 minutes man. Sheesh.
Tom has the patience of a saint with Bert.
He looks like hes gonna loose it LOL
@@ractorstudios I genuinely don’t understand how anybody can tolerate him for more than 20 seconds
@@InspectahReese Reee reee aaaaaaaa hahaha. Squeeeeeel. Hate that shit.
Between the constant interruptions and the squealing they need a limiter on his mic for its tough. You called it with the patience level
Ikr Tom will start talking then Bert has to interrupt, and not for a quick second, no he takes over the conversation.
50:49 Tom asking that question about “what if the razzle dazzle is actually just Bert?” made me cry. I am so glad he asked that.
Bert saw his best friend do a thing he loves (surfing) and has been dreaming up every scenario he has ever hoped for
And right away he inserted a scenario where he could drink and join his surfing thing... It's pathetic
@@benjaminlarsen578 Normally I’m on board with the Bart hate, it’s a fun joke that’s half serious, but this one seems a bit undue. If they want to do something active together outside together I’m all for it, seemed like a nice friend moment
@@jarnold1789 nah if you look at toms face he doesn't seem to be on berts frequency at all whilst he is saying he's grandiose idea he just had
I think that 2 bears is so successful because its like watching the two sides of your own personality having a conversation.
💯 😂
[57:05] this is the happiest I have ever seen anyone and Ofcourse it’s Brent kershener excited over alchole 😂😂😂
29:45 That look on Tom, sums up most listeners every episode.
Lolol, that is NOT the face of someone who is enjoying what he is doing
Tom is Affleck to Bert's JLo
Every time Tom says something interesting or meaningful Bert just ignores it and says whatever is on his mind
Burnt ruins this show
@@johndotcom9648 he's the worst
It's the worst...he needs meds..adult that doesn't know how to have an adult conversation.
@@Pokerdrummer369 he does take meds. and by "take meds" of course I mean that he abuses drugs
You're new here?
Bert's constant need to qualify that he's always been into things.
Whenever Burt talks about his drinking and how he feels, the questions he ponders on, the new habits he forms… it reminds me to the T of my last 5 years drinking… I’ve been sober 5 years now, and I gotta say that all those things he says he wants, the inner-peace, health benefits… you will get them in spades. And the fear of changing into someone else, well… yeah, you change a bit. But after one year sober you truly laugh at how you were so hung up on changing from the drunken embarrassment you used to be 🤣. The change sometimes isn’t bad at all but truly awesome. Not preaching here, just wanted to share that. I love to party… a lot. So much. But it doesn’t have to be part of who you are. For everyone else that continues to drink and party, go for it! It’s a personal choice and I have no problems with it.
Congrats on your self awareness. It's an interesting thing as you were aware enough to stop but the booze made it feel insurmountable. And if you FEEL like you can't do something, you'll never do it. It becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. I'm not some mind over matter idiot, I understand addiction and human nature to some degree and it's obviously way more complex. But I think that fundamentally, it HAS to just be a CHOICE. Whether we actually have free will or not, we have enough of an illusion that we might as well act as if we do. Sometimes, one philosophy should just be that which gets you and your loved ones through life in the safest, and most positive manner.
Bert, we really want to hear Tom’s stories.
Bert literally sounding like John C. Reilly’s character in step brothers for an hour and twenty minutes 😂
Perfect discription of Bert 🤌
Bruh I’ll never unhear it
Welcome to the show, we're glad to have you.
It's getting harder and harder to tune in when Barf is Barfing all over the episode
@@LeaveAhNah Bert’s hilarious - love a Monday when a new 2 bears drops 🤙
Bert interrupts Tom's stories with blistering regularity.
It’s unreal how socially unaware he is.
And when Tom tries to stop him by just continuing to talk, Berts interruptions get louder. So annoying
Tom trying to get a full sentence out is a struggle with Bert lol
I'm only 22 minutes in and I'm not sure I'm gonna make it cuz I'm already agitated. Bert Interrupts Other Person would be such a fatal drinking game.
It would have been nice to hear Tom's finished thought about Kelly Slater before Bert pulled a bert
Tom motivates me to keep losing weight. I was at 208 once and man it felt great. I’m getting back there and he’s my spirit animal.
My “Bert shut the FUCK up” counter was at an all time high with this ep
He's literally getting worse. I THINK he's been finding a wider audience and that increased fame has been inflating his childish narcissistic ego. Here's to hoping his popularity bubble pops soon because I know for sure I'm not the only one who loathes him
Agreed.
I’m usually a defender of him but holy shit he needs to be put down.
I was just glad Tom finished his surfing story.
@@SometimesMonkeysDie The fourth attempt for Tom to finish the same story, I nearly had to throw my phone out the driver side window.
As a 49 year old that has been surfing since age 9, I have to say listening to you guys with your genuine "Stoke" for the sport as beginners, makes me smile! Welcome to the wonderful world of surfing guys! 🤙
I’ve lived in Santa Barbara since I was a teenager and have never tried surfing. I’m kind of ashamed!
@@auroraborealis13579 That's actually pretty normal. Many times we neglect to appreciate or even notice the beauty around us and the possibilities that exist for some of us, how lucky we are. Noticing it at some point is important, acting on it is crucial. 🤙
@@ExploringTheWestCoast I’d definitely need to start with a lesson. Like Tom did. Otherwise, it’s too intimidating.
Thank god Brent's caretaker Tim is here to help him
This was one of the first episodes I wanted to close halfway through. God, I love Tom. Such an entertaining person to listen to and hear his insights. He also has the patience of a saint.
Tom is looking like a new man. Proud of him super inspirational. Good shit tom!
Tommy buns talking about his outlook and his change in emotional state willing to try things gives me hope for myself
FINALLY an actual 2 bears episode. Not a bertcast put on the ymh channel
I was just thinking the same thing. It’s easy to separate from Tom’s normal podcast. But when Bert has a guest “bear”, what differentiates it from his regular podcast?
Man Tim has been on tour in Australia, we’re easily going to get like two months worth of banked, shilled YMH Bertcasts. On the bright side, we know they definitely recorded 20 more episodes the same day as this one and just changed outfits so we’ll see Tim for a little bit longer but those dark days and Bretts man cave that echoes that horrific screech are upon us. Brace yourself.
@@mob7599 who’s getting paid the add revenue
And this was probably recorded 2 months ago 😂
Seriously dude that’s lame.
Burt is the kind of guy that is always in spring break mode.
He is. Look at how he got famous (like the machine story and other party stuff) and how he still talks/conducts himself.. Pretty lame.
Hey, be nice! He is mentally disabled and unaware he is an adult!
@@Filiolus lame enough for you I guess
Yes he is, he is winning at life. What a way to live and make a shit tone of money whilst doing it 👏👏👏👏
Florida state of mind
43 yr old truck driver 220# former Marine and army just lost motivation after rough return from Afghanistan need to get on that fan program so I'm around in 20yrs! Y'all inspire TF outta me
46:24 The way Tom looks at Bert and says "Sure...." after Bert suggests he needs rehab broke my heart.
Tom looks more and more like an investment banker every episode
😂😂
It’s all that Saatva
He's gonna be wearing a Patagonia vest and khakis in no time
More weight he losses the less fun he becomes
lol i've been thinking this! He likes nice clothes but since he is in shape he no longer looks like a interesting guy with nice clothes. He looks like a banker or a stock broker nowadays
Burt just basically wants to live in a 90s sitcom where he solves mysteries with a trusty sidekick. 😭
brilliant! lol
I was thinking more Hawaii Five O
@@georgeedward602 it's giving Monk the detective: aloha season. 🤣
If Psych was set in Myrtle Beach instead of Santa Barbara.
@@jackmacguire3565 😫 keep it going. Folks please come up with more.
Nice to hear Tom talk about Hawaii.
You two are an inspiration for what a good friendship looks like, what it means to truly have a pal. I love that. Thank you
I still get a lot of old your moms house and 2 bears podcast in my recommended its genuinely insane to see Tom getting in such good shape for his Hannibal Lecter role.
I wish tim and Bret would look back at the old episodes when they were funny. Now they just pontificate about how great they are. Boring. I always try to tune in but can never get through 5 mins. Same has happen to wmma. Shame they lost thier funny.
I literally came to the comments to say that. I listen to a lot of the old podcasts just because I go on binges sometimes, I about lost my jaw when Tom said 205. He looks fucking amazing and would murder a hannibal role rn lol
@@silverback3926 It seems like they're just a podcast of people who recently Ascended a Whole Class (from middle to Wealthy) and are so delighted with all the cool stuff they can do and how they feel about it LOL
And to release their petty personality traits in stories.
@@exspiravit6920 exactly! Well said
I love all the quiet pauses where Nadav’s maniacal laugh would be.
Lol glad I wasn't the only one who noticed
Mee too.
Where is he?
Hes probably out gambling his paycheck away. I heard tom say he lost 20 grand gambling and I'm sure it was navad or with navad. Making all this money with there success easy come easy go. Nothing like a rich guy gambling and losing everything. Idiots
@@sassypants3378 Earth
Tom's recommending Bert get a top tier nutritionist to go on the road with him, and Bert's over here with a traveling bar Tender. Two different levels. HAHA
You know , at this point I just want a Tom podcast.
This 👆🏻
I prefer whale noises when I sleep
@@tommyinthearctic6859 we twins fr!
Tom Talks was the best
@charoul some people need friends SMH
I go eeling every spring. And I stand in rushing water cold water, the feeling I get from doing this is amazing, I feel like it’s sucha serene feeling. The powerful ocean ❤️
I really hope Bert can eventually get his health together, I'm proud of him for trying even though he's failing.
God damn the Bert 'jokes' are getting depressing..
At the beginning when Tom said "this might be crazy, but..." then goes on to describe wisdom and maturity that comes with age it really made me look forward to get older and wiser. It was just really inspiring to me for some reason.
It really does man. Looking back even 5 years ago from 21 to 26, it’s the littlest things too. Blessings to you brother.
That was very inspiring for me too.
Bertlock Holmes: Beach Detective. This HAS to become a show. Who's with me?
nah bert sucks.
Tome is finally back… from Hawaii! Maybe in two months we’ll hear about his trip to Australia
😂
Tailoring is huge. Had a Buddy 20 years ago, I'm 54 now, who would tailor everything: even T shirts. Learned that from him.
Total game changer. Highly recommended.
Fit is more important than quality of materials, and at way less the cost.
Make a point of getting this done with everything you own. Start off with your go to's and move on from there
Bert is making this episode real tough to get through
That's what I felt like too.
Holy fuck.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
Every episode
I said a loud, “STFU Bert”. Tom can’t finish a sentence.
@@jonerikgreene1175 Bill Burr hit him with one of those one time, and it was HILARIOUS.
I love Bert for understanding that FL people just 'get' each other, lol. As someone who went to school at UF shortly after Bert's days in Tally, I feel this, lol.
I love this vibe of just catching up and talking, slower pace.
Not sure we watched the same episode...
Don't get me wrong. I love the whole Brent Kool aid thing and Tom with the immaculate timing, with that being said this is one of my favorite podcasts. I needed this. Thank you guys.
I do wish we had a podcast that was more Tom. Ymh is good but it’s not Tom and this is all about Bert but in this podcast Tom tries sometimes to go in depth on his thoughts and idea in a way he doesn’t anywhere else but then gets steam rolled by Bert before he can finish. Every episode is Tom “I have a thought” Bert “hold on, I need to talk about how awesome I think I am, or how enlightened I think I am, or how special I feel I am”
Tom honestly really does inspie me. His health, his business, his outlook - it's admirable. I can't say he's the only person who has inspired me, but he's definitely one of them.
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Bert goes "Can I tell you?"
Why does he bother asking? Because he's gonna fucking tell you, even if you were in the middle of another topic
⚰️RIP
Speaking as one of those unhealthy bearded guys, you inspire me to change my life, down 40lbs and counting
Hay mate, nice work 👍🦘 keep on cutting that weight, have a good day my bearded brother from afar, with same name ✌️🇦🇺🐶🐾🤠
If Bert is 38-inch waste, I'm going to eat my tape measure! I worked in tailoring for a decade in London and he's as unaware of his size as most of the chaps looked after 😂
He's definitely a 46 husky
He thinks his waste is just above his fupa.
@M Kucha You’re in Hong Kong tailoring now right?
@@waffleman8289😂😂😂
He has to lift his stomach up to get to his waist lol So it probably is hahaha
Listening to Bert go on his love of drinking rants and how he wishes he could be better is getting so old. Been listening to 2 Bears 1 Cave since it’s inception and it’s just getting to be the same conversation about alcohol when they are together.
33:32 hearing bert seesaw between curbing his drinking & going all in on it is getting exhausting. It’s been YEARS of this.
My father was given a month to live a few days ago this episode is touching on alot things that I can relate to. "Alot" surfing and cancer
Sometimes when Burt gets excited... it's like listening to a child who hasn't talked to anyone all day lol he gets so excited lol
Best episode in a long time with both bears. Bert is a completely different person when he isn’t drinking! Never related more with anything than Tim’s anecdote about having three things in his hands and now at his age putting something down so he doesn’t drop something trying to do it all 🤯
He still seems like his usual narcissistic fueled self who constantly cuts everyone else off
to burt and tom i doubt you two ever read these, but you two are the highlight of my bad weeks lately, i swear your podcast is one of the few things getting me thru the week still, keep it up, your both amazing.
I LOVE when BERT is gone on tour !!!!!
Love hearing Barf mentioned how he’s drinking less, then proceeding to mention wanting campari spritz every five minutes.
It’s so interesting watching an alcoholic try to figure out why they drink while at the same time, they don’t believe they are an alcoholic 😂
Dudes got one of the worst cases of denial I've ever seen 😆
@@nckfrmthapnw Dr. Drew always complains about the failure of the national or state-level mental health care system. Yet he stands aside and watches the Bert shit show unfold, which will ultimately lead to his demise. I do have respect for the man, but Pinsky is an utter hypocritical fraud until he really steps in to help Bert. This comment won't even reach his eyes, and shouldn't need to. The whole situation makes me really sad. It's like a junior high school cool kids club where everyone is friends with the guy on the lowest rung. Instead of lifting him up, they enjoy his foibles and struggles for their own benefit. It's really really very sad when fans, people who are complete strangers to Bert are starting to speak up with grave concern, all while his closest friends, one of whom is a FUCKING DOCTOR WHO HAS DEALT WITH CELEBRITY ADDICTION, just stand aside in amusement while their friend slowly kills himself. All of you, including LeeAnn, need to step the fuck up and do the things that we internet nobodies can't. His blood will be on your hands sooner than you think. FUCKING DO SOMETHING! Every goddamned week fans reach out with their concerns (and complaints). Yet Bert's inner circle does NOTHING. FUCKING DO SOMETHING!
I feel like it’s much more difficult when they are able to be successful while out of control. They rationalize and justify the use.
That's the tough part, because technically an alcoholic is addicted and dependent. Dude can stop cold turkey for sober October, so he's obviously not dependent. It's even worse that he makes the choice to drink as much as he does. 🤣
The toughest thing is listening to the construction workers in the comments give their expertise on any subject.
Tom is looking like a snack! Giving us fit daddy vibes. Good for you Tom!
You're a man and you say snack? Lol.
Sad to see so many people giving Bert hate. He’s given us so much joy and he was amazing in this too. He was super excited and nervous to meet her, if you’re a genuine fan you know the history. Give him a break. He takes enough shit and still gives us enormous joy. Thank you Bert.
Two special people. Don't forget to bow down to these two.
I love my Bert in a very small weekly dosis. I can't imagine how exhausting it would be to hang out with him irl just for one day.
First day you're fine, the next day is what separates the chaf from the alcoholic in denial 😆
I love these guys as comics and podcasters. I could not give any less of a shit about where they like to vacation and what they like to do in their free time, and how we all should apply that to our lives too lol congrats fellas, but that's cool guy shit
I agree with everything you said except them being good podcasters and comics. Oh no no no no no sir.
You know sometimes I wake up and think it’s just another day. And I humbly proceed through my morning routine. I get ready for work thinking it will be just another day of melancholy monotony. And then I check TH-cam to put on a podcast but what do I find find? A glowing burst of euphoria as I stumble upon a new episode of two bears one cave. And I know ima have a funny entertaining day. And this is a treat I get every Monday and it’s amazing.
Avid surfer from San Diego here... The way y'all talked about surfing made me soooo damn happy!
Oh and John John and Nate are epic to watch, so inspirational
Tom, I totally get your weight loss journey. I went from 330 pounds down to 195. Kept the weight off for 14 years now and at 36 I feel amazing man. My biggest motivator to never go backwards was my father. When I lost all the weight, I decided to get all new clothes to celebrate I could finally shop for clothes at normal stores with normal sizes.
After I bought all new clothes, my dad said “what are you doing with your old clothes?” I said to him that I was donating them because they don’t fit any more. His reply was “well why don’t you keep some just in case?” And I said “just in case what? I’m never gaining this weight back again.”
It had thoroughly pissed me off in a way that motivated me to keep prove him wrong. Knowing who he is, I know he didn’t mean it the way he said it, but rather than let that phrase take the wind out of my sails I used it for motivation.
Keep up your good work man, I’m proud of your progress.
yall always catching me unprepared with the profound segments!! i clicked to get stupid and now im all inspired by "riding the earth" :)
This Tom guy is a really good guest you should have him back more
If Bert could actually let Tom finish a story...
Who's Bert?
What's a story?
Tom WHOM?
Thats not possible
u keep on wishing bud it’s not happening 😂
Been on Oahu for 12 years this March. Best decision I ever made with my wife. We vacationed here for 2 weeks and fell in love with the island life. This is home now.
This is one of my favorite episodes. A couple of times Bert interrupted and Tom did not finish his thought, but I LOVE when Tom shares his introspection. 🥰🤩
It looks like Tom has lost another 20LBS since this episode was recorded. Anyone see his social media post today? Inspiring for sure!
I just love y’all on a Monday morning! It helps my day❤❤❤
That ayahuasca opened tom up!
Right?!
1:11:31 I was just thinking how I wished Tom had his own podcast, turns out he just posted another episode of his own on his channel. Wooooo!
Surfing is the best feeling. Better than a rollercoaster. Even when you are sitting their it’s so relaxing. Surfers are also the best guys to be around, just always so chill and happy never any drama.
Tom's face at 52:06 after how Bert demands a drink is hilarious
I never anticipated 2 Bears was actually a series on a man's spiral into psychosis
Looking forward to the 2 Bears 1 Wave episode! 💙🌊
Please never stop this Podcast. I love you guys and the Sober October crew and Joey, Theo Shultz, Whitney, Santino, Chrissy D, Push , Callen etc. You guy's are like laugh theropy
Damn! Tom looks better and better every ep. Keep it up big dog
Tom is looking better and better with each episode! Bert is...still Bert. He still is looking for any reason to have a drink even though he keeps saying he isn't drinking as much. He's clearly lying, which is really sad! He knows he needs to go to rehab but doesn't want to stop partying. Abuses alcohol, weed, Xanax and food. Tom is extremely patient with him, especially when he interrupts him which is multiple times per episode. When Bert takes that first sip, it's like an addict getting their fix, so sad! Such a waste!
So glad I got out of that phase by my 30s, I can't imagine how aweful his body feels and he just thinks it's normal.
Brent’s squeaky laughtalk makes me turn my headphones down
I'm convinced Tom is the only one that can make Bert's podcasts bearable.
My wife comes from a surf town in the west of Ireland and the local pub is 100% this talk after everyone’s first wave ❤️
52:01 Bert 15 minutes into rehab
bert saying someone else doesnt think things through is the highest form of irony
Jesus Christ let Tom finish a story holy shit
This episode has talked about every topic I’ve been struggling with lately , crazy:
I mean , what great friends! They have each others back . Open and honest on a podcast that millions listen to but you two speak to one another . Thank you!
Tom on 2 Bears: "I want to talk about Hawaii"