•"Car accident" •"Fall" •"Illness" •"Missing". *_Enny, pull up Tommy Buns Tour Route and see which cities they lived in and which cities Tommy had "preformed in"._*
Bert’s like that one friend you heard was on pills but haven’t seen in a while and the next time you see him the first thing he says is “yeah I’ve been clean for like 6 months now.”
Had a ex gf , well not really just dated was all, she met me at my door to give me good good news " HEY! Guess what?! I quit the pills quit drinking too! .. yea I only do coke now " lol
That's not how it works. He's not entitled to any potential damages or losses from before the copyright is registered, only actual damages he can prove from that time. Since he wasn't selling his laugh, that number is 0. Additionally, the song most likely falls under the Creative Commons license. There is no case.
Exactly! I'll never forget it, seeing it a few times on TV, mid 90's, on a cable channel. Most say Shaq made a genie movie then, and I believe he did, but many remember the Sinbad movie. Even though he denies ever making one..?! And, it's not listed as one of his films..?! "Shazam"(googling his movies, I found a YT video "We found Shazam", I'm going to check out). IDT Bert knows about the "Mandela Effect", but it would blow his mind. He has a great memory, when he remembers something, lol. And would probably be shocked how many things "he knows are 100% correct", yet modern history says were different, or never even happened..?! Bert would probably really lose it, if he went down that Rabbit Hole. He's always trying to make sense of things, but there's no clear answer, publicly. When they turned CERN on, in 2012, is when these became more common. Now there's some strange pics from them celebrating that day. One with the Head scientist/operator of CERN holding two paper signs. One in each hand, right hand holding one saying "Mandela", and the other with red and blue arrows extending from the point of where they meet, like an "L", but reversed like a mirror image. Then the word "BOND" in large letters afterwards. He's standing with a big smile on his face. While I don't understand what CERN did, there's some recent articles on the pic from CERN, and that The Head scientist was just "celebrating and fooling around", in the pic. Very strange..?!🤔 Forgive my rambling, please. Didn't know if you knew about this.👍💯✌️
me and my dude have a code word for when we are at the store and see ppl we know and dont want to talk to right then and there ( we are awkward introverts). lol it works pretty great too!
Zheng Yi Sao(Pirate leader) would be my addition to the awesome women of history list. She started from nothing and became the Commander of the Guangdong Pirate Confederation(400 ships). She successfully negotiated her retirement(keeping a fleet of ships). She owned and operated a gambling house until she passed away naturally.
Bert looks freaking good. I don't care about all of the hate, looking at him now and then going back to old clips of him, is actually insane. I know he's still in bad shape, but he's really made an effort to salvage at least a portion of himself. Love seeing him not swollen.
Not swollen? Look at his face. Red an swollen. He looks like an AI generated version of himself where the computer was given information regarding his alcohol intake.
@@xxCD7xx Really? You are going to go with I know you are but what am I? What an attack! I'm just glad that you are not in my physical presence so you don't beat me up with your big strong fists lol
My favorite woman of all time and you have her to thank for many modern technologies! Hedy Lamarr (/ˈhɛdi/; born Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler; November 9, 1914[a] - January 19, 2000) was an Austro-Hungarian-born American actress and technology inventor.[2] She was a film star during Hollywood's Golden Age.[3] After a brief early film career in Czechoslovakia, including the controversial Ecstasy (1933), she fled from her first husband, Fritz, a wealthy Austrian ammunition manufacturer, and secretly moved to Paris. Traveling to London, she met Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studio head Louis B. Mayer, who offered her a movie contract in Hollywood. She became a film star with her performance in Algiers (1938).[4] Her MGM films include Lady of the Tropics (1939), Boom Town (1940), H. M. Pulham, Esq. (1941), and White Cargo (1942). Her greatest success was as Delilah in Cecil B. DeMille's Samson and Delilah (1949).[5] She also acted on television before the release of her final film, The Female Animal (1958). She was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1960. At the beginning of World War II, along with avant-garde composer George Antheil, she co-invented a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes that used spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology to defeat the threat of radio jamming by the Axis powers.[6]
I watched Bert last night in Salisbury Maryland and that was one hell of a show. He chugged 3 guiness, the show ran long because he was sharing so many life stories not in his usual content, the entire crowd sang God Bless America & the National Anthem, finishing with the Machine story. Hands down the best time I've had at a comedy show and can't wait to see him again
He STILL finishes with that? That's like Carlin still doing 7 Dirty Words in 2003. Then again there are still people who go ape shit when Metallica plays Enter Sandman live.
@@D-Fens_1632 someone in the crowd kept yelling for it so he finally gave in but kept interrupting with other new stories and content it was really funny, and went into how much he knows he's milked that story probably more than anyone else in history but it's given him the life he has so he'll happily tell the story every single day it was really touching. By far the best show I've ever been too, 10 minute standing ovation at the end
Tom got 126 words In 😂😂 Bert just was just run on sentence after run on sentence. I'm not sure you could fit a period , comma , or semi colon anywhere 😂😂😂
Thank you, I’m tired of hearing Bret talk about not growing up rich. It’s like, dude your dad was a lawyer…. & had the money to send you to FSU for 7+ years because it was easier than hiring a babysitter to watch him… dude, you’re rich…
@@onyxmoonasquad1 sometimes they put the funniest moment in the intro and I just prefer seeing it as it naturally comes up in the conversation instead of an out of context clip at the beginning
Talking about people dying. I went to school with the serial killer, James Dale Ritchie. Years later, the next-door neighbor was murder by her boyfriend.
Maybe rogan was right the whole production pageantry is crazy. There like 10 ads in this. If production was smaller probably wouldn’t need ao many ad reads
The reason Rosa Parks was so impactful was that she was the secretary of her local NAACP chapter. Lots of people made huge sacrifices for civil rights, but just like all things in life, you also need a good publicist to have a larger impact.
Yeah she was definitely a PR stunt and she wasn’t the first person picked for the stunt, the first one was too promiscuous for the public to get on board.
“3am” by Eminem was actually based off Tom’s real life, just listen to the lyrics “It’s 3am in the morning, put my key in the door and bodies laying all over the floor, I don’t remember how they get there so I guess I must have killed them.”
Bert has SO MANY off the cuff ideas for content that other podcasts would devote ENTIRE episodes around. - He gets a lot of shit for being scattered but the quality of his ideas are usually always above average. You can tell Tom actually enjoys letting Bert go for it and seeing where it goes.
I was in a plane incident when I was about 13. Caught fire, lost the engines halfway across the Atlantic so the pilot said he had to turn back around and we landed in some field just outside Newark. It was a nightmare. It wasn’t too long after 9 . 11 too so everyone was already anxious. We were all fine physically though. The biggest pain was waiting forever and trying to get ahold of my Da on the west coast to contact our family in England so he knew when we were actually getting in. We also wound up helping a German group because we spoke some German and they didn’t speak English. It was true chaos and we had something around 78 hour delay.
Brent’s superpower is anticipating when someone is about to speak so he can interrupt and talk over them
I also have this superpower
Bart has been so drunk, for so long, that he belives sober senses are superpowers..."ahundred" %
I was just about to say the same thing. Chrysler needs to chill
😂😂😂😂😂
@jassoj89 hes no more out of control than any other 8 year old boy...whats the problem?
@@WholeWhiteBaby I may have been harsh. 🤣🤣🤣
lmao
Bert thinks he achieved Ultra Instinct by not drinking every night🤣
He's still drinking every night. He always has.
@@grahamwalden2867 good for him
This is a very low key hilarious comment 😂💀 RIP Akira
this is AUTONOMOUS SOBER INSTINCT!!!
He may not be getting black out but he drinks EVERY night.
Tom listing off his first 4 kills like Garth
That’s why he is wearing the Em t shirt the song “3am” was a true story based off Tom
Where are the bodies, jeans?
So happy I'm not the only one who thought this😅
Slick stuff
Lol 😂 I thought the same thing. I was like 🧐 "where are the bodies, Tom?"
So refreshing to finally hear Bert get in a story about himself for once.
Tom admitting his crimes on a podcast is wild. RIP ladies.
Where are the bodies tom!
Hahahah was thinking the same thing
T must've learned how to get rid of the bodies from G
Would be funny if Garth Br00ks comments with the Time Stamp
He's probably going to post Tom's basketball video
39:03 offering to do a moment of silence then not doing it because he can’t stop talking is classic Bart
Crack Amico really is right about these guys 😂
Never be a comic
2 bears 1 grave
Went from bears to skanks and its hard to go back
I hit em up
Hey 2 bears 1 grave! What we selling today??!!
2 bears 1 grave is straight 🔥🔥🔥
Pure facts.
Bertha’s the only person that would describe DTs as “super powers.”
Omg lol 😂
LOVE the bear roar as censor audio 😂
Kill tony?? 😂😂
•"Car accident"
•"Fall"
•"Illness"
•"Missing".
*_Enny, pull up Tommy Buns Tour Route and see which cities they lived in and which cities Tommy had "preformed in"._*
Where are the bodies Tom?
Sounding like a Clinton
2 bears 30 ads
Every time i get away from the screen and ad pops and i have to rush back to skip it
I have YT premium for no ads, don’t want to listen to unfunny mush mouth ad reads! I can’t skip fast enough
@@willysald25The ad reads. Not the other ones on top of this shit if you don't have premium.
This comment is so played out 😅
shut up poor
Bert’s like that one friend you heard was on pills but haven’t seen in a while and the next time you see him the first thing he says is “yeah I’ve been clean for like 6 months now.”
Had a ex gf , well not really just dated was all, she met me at my door to give me good good news " HEY! Guess what?! I quit the pills quit drinking too! .. yea I only do coke now " lol
"Let's take a minute to appreciate women". Proceeds to absolutely trash Amelia Earhart 😂😂😂
😅😂😂😂
Something tells me this isn't going to be an episode uplifting women.
As josh potters sound board would say: "idiot woman!"
And I’m here for it
I sure hope not
Women are mostly awful
Lol
Bert: Carnivore diet
Also Bert: *lists off dishes with rice and vegetables*
He said he's like 80%ish
Two Bears One Grave - Crack Amico needs an episode
I love it when they cut out parts and both laugh hysterically because not being in on the joke is really entertaining
Burnt Chrysler is a great strain name
Bert only knows famous women who have a movie about them. 😂❤
Guess Bert's blood work is super perfect seeing how he's claimed it perfect for years even though Tom knew he was full of shit
The bear growl is a nice touch to bleep the things out
Nadav needs to go full J and make his laugh a copyright and sue.
That's not how it works. He's not entitled to any potential damages or losses from before the copyright is registered, only actual damages he can prove from that time. Since he wasn't selling his laugh, that number is 0.
Additionally, the song most likely falls under the Creative Commons license. There is no case.
@@namessuckehis it weird I’m turned on right now?
@@namessuckeh spoken like a true j
@@keehc1535 lol, ok that was funny
If he goes full J he'll take over YMH Studios and state it's in the torah and rightfully his 👀
I don’t think healthy people snore while they’re awake Bert 😂
Sinbad was a genie in a movie peeps. Come on now!
Exactly! I'll never forget it, seeing it a few times on TV, mid 90's, on a cable channel.
Most say Shaq made a genie movie then, and I believe he did, but many remember the Sinbad movie. Even though he denies ever making one..?!
And, it's not listed as one of his films..?! "Shazam"(googling his movies, I found a YT video "We found Shazam", I'm going to check out).
IDT Bert knows about the "Mandela Effect", but it would blow his mind. He has a great memory, when he remembers something, lol. And would probably be shocked how many things "he knows are 100% correct", yet modern history says were different, or never even happened..?!
Bert would probably really lose it, if he went down that Rabbit Hole. He's always trying to make sense of things, but there's no clear answer, publicly.
When they turned CERN on, in 2012, is when these became more common. Now there's some strange pics from them celebrating that day.
One with the Head scientist/operator of CERN holding two paper signs. One in each hand, right hand holding one saying "Mandela", and the other with red and blue arrows extending from the point of where they meet, like an "L", but reversed like a mirror image. Then the word "BOND" in large letters afterwards. He's standing with a big smile on his face.
While I don't understand what CERN did, there's some recent articles on the pic from CERN, and that The Head scientist was just "celebrating and fooling around", in the pic.
Very strange..?!🤔 Forgive my rambling, please. Didn't know if you knew about this.👍💯✌️
Yes I remember watching that shortly after Nelson Mandela died in prison
@@timturk1899what youtube documentary did you watch? I want to watch it
Shazaam
Yeah that movie never existed. You’re thinking of Kazaam which he was not in.
“Let’s have a moment of silence for all the women you have dated that died”
Proceeds to talk without even acknowledging the silence lol
Two bears one grave is a banger
me and my dude have a code word for when we are at the store and see ppl we know and dont want to talk to right then and there ( we are awkward introverts). lol it works pretty great too!
Genius.
18:10 "Those kids who grow up rich don't appreciate it..." Bert's personality explained
Shoutout to C4 energy drinks. Available in lots of flavors and sizes. Also, Por Osos is a great leather cleaner.
I see what they did there
When Bert goes “how did they all die?!” I expected Tom to be like “well I killed them all the same way!”
Listening to Burnt speak about historic figures is horrifying and hilarious at the sametime.
Zheng Yi Sao(Pirate leader) would be my addition to the awesome women of history list. She started from nothing and became the Commander of the Guangdong Pirate Confederation(400 ships). She successfully negotiated her retirement(keeping a fleet of ships). She owned and operated a gambling house until she passed away naturally.
Bert looks freaking good.
I don't care about all of the hate, looking at him now and then going back to old clips of him, is actually insane.
I know he's still in bad shape, but he's really made an effort to salvage at least a portion of himself.
Love seeing him not swollen.
Not swollen? Look at his face. Red an swollen. He looks like an AI generated version of himself where the computer was given information regarding his alcohol intake.
@@mikekotlarich3287 are you sure you're not looking in the mirror
@@xxCD7xx Really? You are going to go with I know you are but what am I? What an attack! I'm just glad that you are not in my physical presence so you don't beat me up with your big strong fists lol
Sinbad was in a genie movie. I watch it a lot. Not a conspiracy, just real shit.
Where are the bodies Tom?! We all know "fall" actually means "pushed"
My favorite woman of all time and you have her to thank for many modern technologies!
Hedy Lamarr (/ˈhɛdi/; born Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler; November 9, 1914[a] - January 19, 2000) was an Austro-Hungarian-born American actress and technology inventor.[2] She was a film star during Hollywood's Golden Age.[3]
After a brief early film career in Czechoslovakia, including the controversial Ecstasy (1933), she fled from her first husband, Fritz, a wealthy Austrian ammunition manufacturer, and secretly moved to Paris. Traveling to London, she met Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studio head Louis B. Mayer, who offered her a movie contract in Hollywood. She became a film star with her performance in Algiers (1938).[4] Her MGM films include Lady of the Tropics (1939), Boom Town (1940), H. M. Pulham, Esq. (1941), and White Cargo (1942). Her greatest success was as Delilah in Cecil B. DeMille's Samson and Delilah (1949).[5] She also acted on television before the release of her final film, The Female Animal (1958). She was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1960.
At the beginning of World War II, along with avant-garde composer George Antheil, she co-invented a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes that used spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology to defeat the threat of radio jamming by the Axis powers.[6]
Only here to see if Tom forces Bert not to mention 2Bears1grave😂
Dang Tod , admitted body count 4 always multiply ✖️ 10. Getting up there to Brooks territory. Happy Ladies month
"lets take a moment of silence", literally ZERO SILENCE follows that statement
2 BEARS 1 GRAVE!!!!!!!!!
😅
2bears1grave
I watched Bert last night in Salisbury Maryland and that was one hell of a show. He chugged 3 guiness, the show ran long because he was sharing so many life stories not in his usual content, the entire crowd sang God Bless America & the National Anthem, finishing with the Machine story. Hands down the best time I've had at a comedy show and can't wait to see him again
He STILL finishes with that? That's like Carlin still doing 7 Dirty Words in 2003. Then again there are still people who go ape shit when Metallica plays Enter Sandman live.
@@D-Fens_1632 someone in the crowd kept yelling for it so he finally gave in but kept interrupting with other new stories and content it was really funny, and went into how much he knows he's milked that story probably more than anyone else in history but it's given him the life he has so he'll happily tell the story every single day it was really touching. By far the best show I've ever been too, 10 minute standing ovation at the end
People can be real tools.
Lmao Mr I quit drinking is still drinking 30% of the time. Unreal
5:01 Brian Redban 💯
Haha bert thinks he is not fat. Best joke he had ever written
I love how Tom wasted no time saying amber heard lmao
Gloria Estefan did not eat box. Hmm, who would have guessed? 😂
That gulp in the mic from Bart almost made me shut the pod off
I quickly double tapped the FF 10 seconds and missed most of it. Faak that makes me IRATE
Bert: “I don’t remember Johnny Manzel.” Watched his interview with him on Bertcast before this episode. 😂
2 bears 1 grave 💀
Tom is hilarious but always looks like he hates everyone he's talking to and the subject like he's disgusted with everyone 😂
Tom’s scar on his arm…kinda badass
Bert: "Lets have a moment of silence". ( Bert continues verbal diarrhea and does not in fact perform a moment of silence. )
Why is it everytime this comes on I'm pooping
It's meant to be
Nah fr though
Killer poop schedule 🤌
Bert just threw a whole family under the bus
Lucille Ball. We’re still living in the media landscape that she created
God I swear Bert just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks. Holy crap it’s every single podcast he’s on.
I’m going to say the most badass woman ever has to be Boudicca. Then Joan of Arc. The rest don’t even rate. Maybe Cleopatra as a late 3rd
2 BEARS 1 GRAVEEEE
They have to be talking about Redban hiring hot women 😂
"Let's take a moment of silence" and doesn't stop talking for longer than 2 seconds😂😂😂
2Bears1Grave
Bert calling for a moment of silence and just continuing the conversation is just classic Bert behavior 😂
Where did you bury all the ex-girlfriend's Tim... 😂
Tom got 126 words In 😂😂 Bert just was just run on sentence after run on sentence. I'm not sure you could fit a period , comma , or semi colon anywhere 😂😂😂
Go back to Toms other pods - I'm here for bert
@@xxCD7xxu are??
Tim repping the Marshall Mathers T
He's from the streets, yo.
Four girlfriends dead? Where are the bodies Tom? 😂
"Some people are rich their whole life.." coming from someone who's been well off their whole life... not Crack Amico calling it exactly right.
Thank you, I’m tired of hearing Bret talk about not growing up rich. It’s like, dude your dad was a lawyer…. & had the money to send you to FSU for 7+ years because it was easier than hiring a babysitter to watch him… dude, you’re rich…
Tom with that "i don't *think* I have a codeword"..? He's got one he doesn't wanna talk about eh?
Anyone else always skip the intros so you don’t get spoiled?
Every time 👌
What’s being spoiled? It’s a conversation, not a movie with a twist lol.
@@onyxmoonasquad1 sometimes they put the funniest moment in the intro and I just prefer seeing it as it naturally comes up in the conversation instead of an out of context clip at the beginning
@@seangardner7874 Fairrrr enough
Talking about people dying. I went to school with the serial killer, James Dale Ritchie. Years later, the next-door neighbor was murder by her boyfriend.
i try to skip past the parts where bart is talking but thats more than half the show....
You think Tom is that interesting…?
@@MikeBee3 good point
@@MikeBee3u really do like bert. Or is this bert
Honestly I was tempted to slip through both of them at points but then thats the whole show
Maybe rogan was right the whole production pageantry is crazy. There like 10 ads in this. If production was smaller probably wouldn’t need ao many ad reads
Between their reads, TH-cam’s forced ads, apples forced ads like damn how much shit do you need to sell me in 60 minutes?
Bart thinking ANYONE would confuse him as a DR to drink bone broth is comedy. NO ONE needs that disclaimer.
The reason Rosa Parks was so impactful was that she was the secretary of her local NAACP chapter. Lots of people made huge sacrifices for civil rights, but just like all things in life, you also need a good publicist to have a larger impact.
Yeah she was definitely a PR stunt and she wasn’t the first person picked for the stunt, the first one was too promiscuous for the public to get on board.
As an alcoholic, I think Bert was experience withdrawal with those shakes and sweats, not anxiety
Wait... I remember a Sinbad movie... What????
I remember walking to get the vhs in a video store in the 90s.
Bert saying thank you to the guy that brought him bone broth was a highlight this episode.
Only 3 weeks behind. Not bad for them.
Bert: Worst women in history?
"Amber Heard"
😂😂😂
Tom's not wrong.
“3am” by Eminem was actually based off Tom’s real life, just listen to the lyrics “It’s 3am in the morning, put my key in the door and bodies laying all over the floor, I don’t remember how they get there so I guess I must have killed them.”
The lyrics in that song are classic eminiem … but god i hate his flow on that song 🤣
@@Kalivermore925 that’s so true I used to love that song when I was younger but when I relisten to it now his flow feels super strange and disjointed
Bert has SO MANY off the cuff ideas for content that other podcasts would devote ENTIRE episodes around. - He gets a lot of shit for being scattered but the quality of his ideas are usually always above average.
You can tell Tom actually enjoys letting Bert go for it and seeing where it goes.
STOP THE SPOILERS AT THE BEGINNING!
Bert’s bloodwork is the furthest thing from perfect guaranteed.
Ahundrid purcent
I wouldn’t be surprised. The fact he’s even alive shows how much of an anomaly he is.
"Not when we're landing because I feel like we're already on the way down."🤣
"Two bears one grave!" - Crack Amico.
Hack Amico
@@PowerHouse1987 Even Bert liked the song lol.
Crack amico wtf
53:43 "They Can't Just Be Great, They Have to Be Straight"
New 2 Bears Merch incoming?
Where are the bodies Tom?
2 bears one grave
I was in a plane incident when I was about 13. Caught fire, lost the engines halfway across the Atlantic so the pilot said he had to turn back around and we landed in some field just outside Newark. It was a nightmare. It wasn’t too long after 9 . 11 too so everyone was already anxious. We were all fine physically though. The biggest pain was waiting forever and trying to get ahold of my Da on the west coast to contact our family in England so he knew when we were actually getting in. We also wound up helping a German group because we spoke some German and they didn’t speak English. It was true chaos and we had something around 78 hour delay.
I think I need a bert break online for a while 😮💨
Bert fatigue is real. Hi Bert 👋🏼
Notifications on though... 😂
How Tom cheats only one person can keep a secret 😂😂
Let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!!
First Churchill now the Queen, Bert trying to lose ALL his Irish fans 😂😂
Take away nadavs laugh, keep Bert’s unlikable personality on…what’s the worst that could happen?