Loqueesha - Gauntlet of Garbage 2019

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  • @justinriley
    @justinriley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Oh, you poor souls. You didn't have to go through this for us.

    • @justinriley
      @justinriley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Julio Reece Why do you keep replying to my comments everywhere?

  • @ClassActJack
    @ClassActJack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    if you watch loqueesha as a character study of jeremy saville, it goes from horrible to fascinating

  • @patricklawson
    @patricklawson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Two guys production needed another guy to explain to them why this was wrong.

  • @JustaLuni
    @JustaLuni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Pour one out for Thorgie. He watches crappy films so you don't have too.

  • @Agju
    @Agju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    omg, the slave line....something like that got me blocked. I was arguing with some Trumper on FB about Colin Kaepernick and he and some of his followers were talking about how the blacks didn't have it as bad as the jews and so the blacks should be thankful and the guy who blocked me actually says, referring to the jews, "and they didn't even have the privilege of being slaves!".
    Like wooooooooowww......i wish i had screencapped that before i got blocked. I called him out on it like, "did you just call slavery a privilege??" and he starts on this, "Oh look at you! Reading into it what you want to read into it!" or something like, "how dare you call me racist in the middle of this racist tirade". I couldn't. He blocked me after that, but like wow.....

  • @d.r.dorsey8563
    @d.r.dorsey8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a black man some movies just make you laugh just because people smh

    • @Twilord_
      @Twilord_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know, reading Brexit news I have seen the depth of ignorance some British people have about their colonial imperialism and how it affected other countries. I feel like IN THIS SPECIFIC CONTEXT that should minimize my white privilege a bit since my country/nationality have been a major target of shocking historically ignorant condescending attitudes in recent years.
      Evidently not enough; I am awestruck by the existence of the movie they've described.

  • @PANYHK
    @PANYHK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THORG: "2019 What the Fuck was wrong with you?!"
    Wait about 3 months

  • @kiefdemon1979
    @kiefdemon1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I didn't notice the title card til you said it

  • @dreamwanderer5791
    @dreamwanderer5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Aaron if you think the Men line was bad it was the plot of a dead serious movie this year that ancient racist magic is turning all men into a murder cult zombies to dominate women.
    I'm not kidding.

    • @CAMarino92
      @CAMarino92 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blake Richardson what movie was that you were describing

    • @dreamwanderer5791
      @dreamwanderer5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CAMarino92The Black Christmas remake.

    • @patoren3gou653
      @patoren3gou653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dreamwanderer5791 whoever made that fails at feminism
      Only a non-feminist would make a movie where the plot is "men are evil" and market it as feminist

  • @patricklawson
    @patricklawson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you and much love Aaron and Michelle.

  • @Vamroc
    @Vamroc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually, I was told when I auditioned to be an extra in Guy Pierce's film The Time Machine

  • @frogmad13
    @frogmad13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Finally! Also I feel so sorry for you guys. You sacrifice your sanity for us.

  • @geeks_dungeon
    @geeks_dungeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    who else looked at the thumbnail

  • @christianpaystrup4427
    @christianpaystrup4427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So, Tootsie and Mrs. Doubtfire if someone saw it and thought, “What if I took this gender commentary and did it with race?” 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @GamingDreamer
    @GamingDreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wanted too see all the movies with you this year, but this one in no website I can use, Even amazon wont sale it to me (because it not for my country) saw the trailer I missed a bullet :D

  • @Agju
    @Agju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    then the bit about the ending there, where you say the black girlfriend addresses the problems and gets it turned on her, reminds me of the only Golden Girls episode i hate, Fiddler on the Ropes, where a Cuban guy plays into all the "latino" and "boxer" stereotypes and then the girls find out he's actually a brilliant violinist who knows perfect English and only acted the stereotype cuz that's what people expect and he scolds them with this big speech, but i'm sitting there like....he didn't offer them an alternative? He just showed up playing the hackneyed part of the stereotypical Cuban boxer and they're the ones with the problem for taking him at face value? Like, what were they supposed to do? "Oh hey, latin guy we've never seen before. You should speak English and get smart and be able to play a musical instrument!" Wouldn't that be worse, like those old people you hear about in news stories or see clips of, yelling at foreigners for speaking their native language instead of Amurrican? Yeah, Sophia teases him a couple times, but the other girls never treated him as a lesser person, and yet he still feels he's earned the right to give this self-righteous speech about the state of things today? that's bad writing....if you want someone to have this moment, they have to EARN the moment.

  • @kevinmarques7716
    @kevinmarques7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I haven't seen the movie and don't plan to because nothing about it is appealing to me but I just wanted to comment cuz I needed to tell Michelle that I LOVE YOUR SHE-RA SHIRT!!!

  • @mttylerdurden9
    @mttylerdurden9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys should look up Neil Breen. You'll have a great time.

  • @kingdarius513
    @kingdarius513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Saw 15 seconds of the trailer and I was like hell no

  • @thecrimsondragon2379
    @thecrimsondragon2379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thorgi, michelle I am so sorry

  • @TevyaSmolka
    @TevyaSmolka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh you poor souls because this movie sounds really awful

  • @spingykatsoon7034
    @spingykatsoon7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can u do Jojo Rabbit

  • @LokDesaad6
    @LokDesaad6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw the thumbnail and.... I am so sorry.

  • @Vamroc
    @Vamroc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This film is Tootsie with a racist incompetent writer & director

    • @BigK13372
      @BigK13372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vamroc Sylar Nah, its more like Bulworth but minus the satire and character growth.

    • @Vamroc
      @Vamroc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigK13372 CHRIST that film Bulworth just doesn't get the love it deserves

    • @BigK13372
      @BigK13372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vamroc Sylar IKR. And it still holds up well to this day.

  • @Replica_Rabbit
    @Replica_Rabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lethal Weapon 6 from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was 100 times better than this movie and somehow better made

  • @jayrett
    @jayrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Edit: Pay no attention to this man from 35 minutes ago. He knows not of what he speaks.
    I've only watched the first 7 minutes of this video, but as it sounds, it seems to be a REALLY BADLY MADE reverse on BlacKKKlansman (which I have not seen, so I may be wrong on some elements).

  • @brunofranco4416
    @brunofranco4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Loqueesha" is a pun on loquacious?

  • @endplanets
    @endplanets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reminds me of Leprechaun and "two guys who paint"

  • @the_peter_phantom
    @the_peter_phantom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess the movie must be an Avantgarde masterpiece. No fun can be found inside this comedy, instead the joke is simply the existence of the film itself.

    • @patoren3gou653
      @patoren3gou653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soul man looks at this movie and goes, "dude what the hell?"

  • @khodexus4963
    @khodexus4963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know, maybe you're just not doing a great job explaining it, but the premise as you described it doesn't sound offensive or racist at all. Sounds like a badly made movie with offensive racist jokes, but the premise as you've laid it out sounds like a variation of Mrs. Doubfire or Sorry to Bother You.

    • @patoren3gou653
      @patoren3gou653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is the most literal definition of cultural appropriation cause now he's acting like he speaks for the black community baciause he can do a voice
      Say what you want about basic white college girls in boho clothing at least they KNOW there still totally pale and stale and don't try to lecture native Americans about their own culture
      Now whenever someone gets on my case for dressing as a ninja for halloween. I'll say to them, that's not cultural appropriation THIS is cultural appropriation

  • @patoren3gou653
    @patoren3gou653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:55 troll 2 or trollS 2 cause those are 2 different movies

  • @bobmathis-friedman6742
    @bobmathis-friedman6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the RW, the incredibly famous and popular DJ Wolfman Jack began his career posing as a black guy, and he totally got away with it....

  • @siriush100
    @siriush100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God I love this film.

  • @mildymorbid
    @mildymorbid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the first time I've seen your videos so I don't know if this always happens but dude you're kind of cutting in and not letting the woman talk or finish her sentences.

  • @GamingDreamer
    @GamingDreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:09 Wait this is a Green Screen!!

  • @wegotissues5486
    @wegotissues5486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awwwwww Ahahahahaha it's so bad it's funny 😆

  • @DCMarvelMultiverse
    @DCMarvelMultiverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can buy or rent it on YT.

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you want to!?

    • @DCMarvelMultiverse
      @DCMarvelMultiverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ForrestFox626 I was just relating my shock.

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DCMarvelMultiverse Oh.

  • @jaredbezes7806
    @jaredbezes7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg c'mon explain the premise of this movie already. You guys take 10 minutes saying this movie is awful and not even explaining anything

  • @nicwinsteadart5330
    @nicwinsteadart5330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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