WHAT HAVE I DONE!? | Papers, Please #9

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  • I may have gone too far in Papers, Please...... there's no turning back now D:
    Kingdom ► • BOW TO ME PEASANTS! | ...
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    Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
    / cranbersher
    Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
    • TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...

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  • @sarahsolano3574
    @sarahsolano3574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4476

    Is it just me or is it so satisfying when there is discrepancy detected

    • @abieldimaano4754
      @abieldimaano4754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No its not satisfying its asmr I think

    • @melvinperez513
      @melvinperez513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I feel like phenox Wright when he goes OBJECTION when that happens

    • @averagejoe6031
      @averagejoe6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too

    • @septicsam808
      @septicsam808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol me

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It is
      Cause it's an indication of a job well done

  • @akselnyffeler3683
    @akselnyffeler3683 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3542

    JACK!!!! Tip: During an attack, after you shoot the guy, shoot the other darts at the ground. You get a small bonus for missing, so you get free money.

  • @SJ._
    @SJ._ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I feel so bad for the guy with the watch, he really really loves that watch and he wasn't lying when he said that he would come back in 3 days with correct papers.Also adopting your niece is a really good idea, she brings money. I was screaming at the screen a lot in this episode, especially at the adopt your niece part. There was no way Jack could have known though, so I understand. I wonder what ending he's gonna get now?

    • @SJ._
      @SJ._ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just realised he didn't have enough to adopt the niece anyway.

    • @animation1697
      @animation1697 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Fangirl Smith I don't blame him for not adopting a niece but the guy with the money was obvious he should have been smarter about that decision

    • @marcelmartin5665
      @marcelmartin5665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought adopting the niece would have been a good idea as well bet it wasn't possible, if he cancelled food, head and medicine (so everything he could possibly cancel) he would have had 35 bucks, not 40 😶

    • @ZENKETS
      @ZENKETS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is just a game e.e

    • @hecklife6636
      @hecklife6636 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Marquis Mcfall Yeah, but people tend to feel sympathy or guilt for video game character because you tend to relate to certain characters, and seeing them in pain or certain situations that have them helpless or something makes you feel bad.

  • @Monkilicious420
    @Monkilicious420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “your neice has disappeared “
    “My bad”

  • @woah284
    @woah284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    everytime someone says "i come to work for one year," a terrorist attack happens

    • @scarletteplier6496
      @scarletteplier6496 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really??

    • @woah284
      @woah284 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yuuup

    • @iggy2969
      @iggy2969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same also when i deny someone someone has to jump over the fence XD

    • @sr.andres9229
      @sr.andres9229 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go trump

    • @woah284
      @woah284 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      AngryGamer 1604 same

  • @SB-ix8ld
    @SB-ix8ld 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A. SONG REMIXE OF GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY

    • @oscarhuertao.705
      @oscarhuertao.705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't fear the reaper someone did

    • @siryonder7127
      @siryonder7127 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remix* Also you don't need to have a dot after "A"

    • @juliao.m.2419
      @juliao.m.2419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@siryonder7127 thanks teacher

  • @crash8475
    @crash8475 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Does anyone else bob up and down when Sean is in the menu of the game and the title of the game bobs up and down?

  • @nikkiambers8920
    @nikkiambers8920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    24:48 LOOK! IT'S BLENDIN BLANDIN!

    • @matthewhingston108
      @matthewhingston108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nikki Ambers from gravity falls

    • @johnnydaves5132
      @johnnydaves5132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BLENDIN BLENJAMIN BLANDIN

    • @tsurakun1703
      @tsurakun1703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I freakin love gravity falls :D

    • @Joroma5
      @Joroma5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luv that show

    • @poarose6131
      @poarose6131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GRAVITY FALLS! *Le table flip*

  • @amackey21703
    @amackey21703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Who else loves all the faces he makes when he's scared of getting a citation. AHAHAHHAAH! So hot.

    • @feztarausch
      @feztarausch 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      😕

    • @amackey21703
      @amackey21703 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PolarBearPlays What? I'm crazy aren't I?

    • @amackey21703
      @amackey21703 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ebony barton No. I'm pretty sure I'm crazy.

    • @anvanderinte478
      @anvanderinte478 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ChellitSpeaksandSings Vlogging and Covers AMERICAN HORROR STORY YAAAAS!!!!

    • @amackey21703
      @amackey21703 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lo Söderström Thanks.

  • @wgimpact4383
    @wgimpact4383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    i died when he detained the watch guy

    • @seanmeehan8372
      @seanmeehan8372 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @ianmay9372
      @ianmay9372 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeуe . DEEEEEEETAIIIINEEED!!!!!

    • @Montecello
      @Montecello 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeуe . piss off lol

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no..
      MA ! HE DID IT AGAIN !

  • @knmyers
    @knmyers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    787 Kolechians disliked this video

  • @ultimazillarex1076
    @ultimazillarex1076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Stupid people in my line!"
    Jorji shows up immediately after.

  • @PeterGriffinGamingNights
    @PeterGriffinGamingNights 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    if you would have adopted the niece you could have gotten 100 credits

    • @axltrain838
      @axltrain838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      but he had insufficient funds.

    • @dr.grandson2508
      @dr.grandson2508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +jacksepticeуe . Faaaack you.

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Axltrain he could have taken funds from the other options

    • @trinitybarker4552
      @trinitybarker4552 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeуe . fake!!!!!!

    • @eden9400
      @eden9400 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeуe . fake don't click on the link

  • @wynncityco
    @wynncityco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    potato man is my favorite

  • @glebperch7585
    @glebperch7585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    A solid 32:00
    YAY

    • @garfingle6611
      @garfingle6611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      31:59

    • @glebperch7585
      @glebperch7585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sullibattus It's 32:00

    • @artinforg
      @artinforg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate when videos end at something like 4:59 it bothers me...

    • @laurasaurus5092
      @laurasaurus5092 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah bro its 31:59

    • @superiorjeans9838
      @superiorjeans9838 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +I am a pug wtf blind it's 32:00

  • @connorcranberry
    @connorcranberry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    24:16 It’s Neo from The Matrix!

  • @King-zs1ny
    @King-zs1ny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    AT 14:03 JACK WAS SINGING ABBA!!!!! HAS ANYBODY ELSE NOTICED???😋😋😂😂

  • @dayworm
    @dayworm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jack...dear...
    DON'T BUY HEAT UNLESS U FUCKING NEED HEAT!

    • @dayworm
      @dayworm 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      20:04

    • @ffeeley1
      @ffeeley1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +N Jason you can say the same for food, but Jack knows that he's done it plenty of times

    • @dayworm
      @dayworm 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      boness It's just cuz he wasn't paying attention to what he was doing.

    • @dakaraiyates2174
      @dakaraiyates2174 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      EXACTLY SOME 1 GETZ IT

    • @thomdotexe
      @thomdotexe 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeуe . DETAAAIIIN

  • @lucianmarx2799
    @lucianmarx2799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "gimme dem prinnnts" Jacksepticeye 2015

  • @1997Neytiri
    @1997Neytiri 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    22:05 - Josef Stergrad?
    More like...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ...Joseph Stalin XD
    (I mean, seriously, look at him o.O)

    • @superbeary3993
      @superbeary3993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Josef Stalin :3

    • @frogsfoot
      @frogsfoot 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'm not the only one that noticed joe in the line!

    • @maibigbutt.mp4267
      @maibigbutt.mp4267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xaxaxaxaxa )))))) even zo I am Fascist but My Uncle Joseph is a good man ))))

    • @jamesteletin7340
      @jamesteletin7340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nish Shhtalin!

  • @abdullahmejjallid7294
    @abdullahmejjallid7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:14 What The... there’s a street right there!

  • @bella-iv5bu
    @bella-iv5bu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I Have A Tip For Arstotzka : GET HIGHER WALLS. THEY WOULDN'T CLIMB OVER IT.
    Words Of Wisdom. ^~^

    • @q7695
      @q7695 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok trump

    • @joshuaopperman3660
      @joshuaopperman3660 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Magical Bella did you really comment on your own comment

    • @bella-iv5bu
      @bella-iv5bu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Opperman No but it was because I didn't realize I sounded like Donald Trump. I should have explained, sorry! :|

    • @bongripshawty
      @bongripshawty 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Opperman she was replying to the other guy

    • @harukaissleepy8919
      @harukaissleepy8919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hm.... Titans.

  • @aslaksoy1836
    @aslaksoy1836 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh thanks god im am not jack but i am so happy that jack got 11,000,000 subs again

    • @aslaksoy1836
      @aslaksoy1836 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz i am a HUGE fan

    • @efeyavuz1654
      @efeyavuz1654 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gökçe tek ben değilim çok şükür

    • @thebluemartian6626
      @thebluemartian6626 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      im not up to date did he at some point not have them

    • @shudini985
      @shudini985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Brenner Brink youtube removed some subscribers off every youtuber pewdiepie lost 800,000 subscribers

  • @Jim-bv9od
    @Jim-bv9od 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Papers, please.
    What is the purpose of your trip?
    To spread viruses all over your silly comments.
    Discretion detected: Basic rules say no fake jacks.
    *spams the reject stamp*
    GET OUT!
    GLORY GREATEST COMMENTS!
    Next plz :D

  • @paxtoncat9795
    @paxtoncat9795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To those saying Jack should've adopted the niece, he couldn't. The adoption fee was €40 and all of his money added up, even if he didn't spend money of food, heat, or medicine was only €35. So yes he would've gotten the €100 after she was adopted, but he didn't have the initial €40.

  • @boobyqueen
    @boobyqueen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    697 Kolechians disliked this video.

    • @yadielocasio5319
      @yadielocasio5319 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mornin Laughs Now 700 Kolechians getting triggered by you😂😂

    • @kyanbohn1555
      @kyanbohn1555 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ha

    • @carloscanady6571
      @carloscanady6571 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mornin Laughs kolechia isn't a real place

    • @boobyqueen
      @boobyqueen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Take a joke, dumbass

    • @ColeBeckVideos
      @ColeBeckVideos 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carlos Canady yeah u shit

  • @NotSoCubic
    @NotSoCubic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:24
    THAT WAS A *TRANQUILIZER* ATTACK, NOT AN *EXPLOSIVE* ONE!!!
    that shit cracks me up every time

  • @zacharybray6200
    @zacharybray6200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Why did you get a citation for rejecting the guy who asked to be rejected isn't your guy smart enough to tell the guy to "forget" his passport so he has a reason to reject

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +Hawk Bray It's part of the moral dilemma the game offers. Do you help the people or help your family by following the rules strictly

    • @vivimistery8761
      @vivimistery8761 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeye Love ur vids just keep being yourself

    • @groundhawk2920
      @groundhawk2920 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeye hi jack

    • @Tralixder
      @Tralixder 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +iLuvArkhamNetwork With?

    • @xxace4rz-elit3xx65
      @xxace4rz-elit3xx65 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeye Jack please reply to my comment dude

  • @jodyjmaulana
    @jodyjmaulana 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    His reaction to the poisoning is priceless XD

  • @macka2916
    @macka2916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:53 DJ Khaled

  • @The-idiot69
    @The-idiot69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guard - I will deliver money to your house
    Expenses page - *detain bonus*
    Jack - WHERES MY DETAIN BONUS

    • @Viod753
      @Viod753 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea...

  • @falrenreviews
    @falrenreviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus how he highlights everything including things you don't need too infuriates me 😩

  • @sadf-ace2298
    @sadf-ace2298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    jack! get the rule book shortcuts! they are so helpful!!

    • @darkomihokovic545
      @darkomihokovic545 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +sadf- ace he must upgrade the booth but he cant afford it xd

    • @sadf-ace2298
      @sadf-ace2298 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +darko mihokovic he had 45 credits at the end he could have got it

    • @darkomihokovic545
      @darkomihokovic545 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      but he doesnt see

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jack is cosplaying as scout in this video

  • @rayyyayyy5081
    @rayyyayyy5081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack: *moves screen out of the way*
    me: shit’s getting real y’all

  • @redwolf1723
    @redwolf1723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    JACK WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT KILL THE MAN IN RED OR ITS GAME OVER!!!

    • @szutyksosisback
      @szutyksosisback 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +No No that's a spoiler dude :/

    • @szutyksosisback
      @szutyksosisback 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No No he can make his own decisions, besides he said no spoilers or he'll ban people

    • @robertmali1328
      @robertmali1328 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      jack ignore esic orders listen to the woman who warns you

    • @robertmali1328
      @robertmali1328 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +norahsz why is it a spoiler

    • @nicoleemily8975
      @nicoleemily8975 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I shot him and I ended up in prison

  • @frosted_glaceon5513
    @frosted_glaceon5513 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Answer me this: If Arstotska is so great, why would they allow their citizens to starve and be freezing? What right do the neighbors have to take away someone's wealth? Arstotska doesn't have the best rights. Glory to our real ALL countries for caring for everyone and helping each other out.

    • @leifnelson-melby1512
      @leifnelson-melby1512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY

    • @whatifyouropinionsdoesntma2839
      @whatifyouropinionsdoesntma2839 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glory to Canada

    • @johnriley-
      @johnriley- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA! YOU WILL BE ARRESTED FOR TREASON AGAINST GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!
      (It's a joke btw)

    • @Vapor817
      @Vapor817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's implied that the other countries are even worse in some way. For example, one of them is in the middle of a polio epidemic and the government doesn't seem to care. That's also the time when the checkpoint starts requiring vaccinations for people from that country.

    • @princenothinq
      @princenothinq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      guess what? It's a video game.

  • @nicholasrinella740
    @nicholasrinella740 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:58 Jack shamefully hides the watch with the cash given to him by the same person. XD

  • @nolanbrowder1750
    @nolanbrowder1750 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    you know its a good day at the office when you can detain someone and poison multiple people. sounds like my kind of job.

  • @sidewalk6207
    @sidewalk6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh Potato man. He is my favorite

  • @itsmnk
    @itsmnk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I frick8n died when you detained the girl with the watch

  • @shrey_shrey6101
    @shrey_shrey6101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack, you should not save money, if someone needs it, give it to them...

    • @murkade
      @murkade 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wut ?

    • @k-wolf5580
      @k-wolf5580 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +kimmy ann huh?

    • @shrey_shrey6101
      @shrey_shrey6101 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kristofers vāvere what I mean is that there is no use to save the money, the uncle will get more sick by not getting food. He will have to pay more money

    • @Nick-dd8lv
      @Nick-dd8lv 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Olympic Gem I have no idea what the hell you are talking about

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon
    @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stranger: Give me my watch back!!
    JACKYBOI: Umm....
    DETAINED!!!!

  • @jenniferharrison6092
    @jenniferharrison6092 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack: They probably don't die anyways
    Me: And yet there is a end where the family dies and you lose your job

  • @ethanong6877
    @ethanong6877 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jackkkkkkk make a lives treat on papers please so we can give suggestions while doing the video

  • @CamRebires
    @CamRebires 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jack, do you keep all your footage on your HDD or do you delete it after uploading it? :)

    • @mayranrey
      @mayranrey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +CamRebires welcome fellow early viewer

    • @shadow_archangel4703
      @shadow_archangel4703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +CamRebires He said his average recording session of an hour takes up ~200GB. So no.

    • @carissai4020
      @carissai4020 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said in a reading your comments that he deletes it

    • @connr2768
      @connr2768 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mayra Rey hi

    • @CamRebires
      @CamRebires 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mayra Rey How you doing? :D
      CroGaming Well I heard that...
      Love Life Rizz But I didn't hear that :D

  • @1inkygirl
    @1inkygirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The day was chut sort."

  • @scatlinksean
    @scatlinksean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "Potato Man" is one of those guys you don't want to like but you can't help but liking him. He's a drug dealer, but he also seems to see if you're upto the challenge of processing him correctly, and no matter if he's denied, allowed or detained; if it's correct he complements you on a good job and sympathies on your tough job. Even when he gets caught and detained he still jokes around and deals with it. A good guy in a bad job he can't get out of, so to speak.

    • @Roma-kp4qg
      @Roma-kp4qg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      scatlink sean

    • @sirdrjrsr___7889
      @sirdrjrsr___7889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ya

    • @lilcarlitos2231
      @lilcarlitos2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      selling drugs isint a bad job, drugs are good you’ve been lied to by society

    • @jaminmccurley
      @jaminmccurley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He almost seems on the spectrum. Doesn't really realize his actions are wrong. He just wants to be able to talk to jack. Poor guy

    • @dot2184
      @dot2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lilcarlitos2231 you are literally insane

  • @cyanidemetallic.a6085
    @cyanidemetallic.a6085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    *when you get rejected from your own country*

    • @Antalaxy
      @Antalaxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂

    • @brambleberryproductions1235
      @brambleberryproductions1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha

    • @guatelinac4091
      @guatelinac4091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      uhhh shouldnt you be in undetrale gaster??

    • @Wolfenheinz
      @Wolfenheinz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      "it's bad enough my wife kicked me out of the house, but kicking me out of a whole country? Who had she slept with to get this out of power?!" IDK I'm bored.

    • @cherryktikat
      @cherryktikat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Wolfenheinz first the kids now right of entry

  • @embvrry
    @embvrry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4660

    *Spots a fake Jack in the comments*
    DETAINNNNEDDD!!!

    • @thegamecracks1317
      @thegamecracks1317 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Lol, that fake jack got imprisoned in your comment.

    • @Dexter26958
      @Dexter26958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      +jacksepticeуe . DETAINED

    • @KatieT97
      @KatieT97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And a bot just so happens to reply to this comment. OH THE IRONY

    • @adamdrumheller7430
      @adamdrumheller7430 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +jacksepticeуe . screw......the heck.....off you fricken scammer.....

    • @orthogalaxen
      @orthogalaxen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i approve this comment. DETAINNNNED!

  • @Rei-zt2rr
    @Rei-zt2rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    Your niece has dissapeared
    Jack:Oh thank God!

    • @Slimboy025
      @Slimboy025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He couldn't adopt the niece anyways. He had just 35 credits. But he needed 40

    • @MillyDel
      @MillyDel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @KillerOtter plays but the now brings in 100 credits if you adopt her. So that's 60 credits extra

    • @cole7726
      @cole7726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @KillerOtter plays nope makes it way eaiser. Just did it in my playthrough and it gives you 100 credits.

    • @squidward1774
      @squidward1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didn't say thank god

    • @syphon_9892
      @syphon_9892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is a solution for paying his mother in law and uncle's food, heat and medecine bills, jack just tell them to pack there bags and leave, you will save $10 a day

  • @tomp-f9543
    @tomp-f9543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    19:11 - You know some bad is about to happen when the facecam starts moving...

    • @fatlad69_94
      @fatlad69_94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tom PF wtf I was literally reading this comment as that happend

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol true

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well either was shit goes south in the game or somebody is coming back 😂
      But I don't care I love both ways

    • @hanzohanzboe4315
      @hanzohanzboe4315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tom PF is it a coincidence that is was at 19:11 to close to 9 11

    • @ethantaylor6504
      @ethantaylor6504 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hanzohanzboe4315 or the m1911a1

  • @boneysnetwork
    @boneysnetwork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5600

    Who else is binge watching the whole series?

    • @meristuart1838
      @meristuart1838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I AM HELLO THERE FRIEND

    • @yjae8608
      @yjae8608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MEEEE

    • @victoriant2010
      @victoriant2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me...
      For like the tenth time lmao😂😂

    • @kapralas
      @kapralas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me

    • @Yada_690
      @Yada_690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BoneHead66 MEEEEEEEE

  • @jasonlampa
    @jasonlampa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    I love how you stamp the 'reason' on the identity page. If somebody did that to my passport I'd be so mad lmao

    • @Anchanthea
      @Anchanthea 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      half the time the passports arent right so who cares lmao

    • @yurischubertzwingli879
      @yurischubertzwingli879 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahha lol xD

    • @yurischubertzwingli879
      @yurischubertzwingli879 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jayden van Gool laughing my ass off

    • @HurairaHerbals
      @HurairaHerbals 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They do that in third world countries lol.

    • @derplizagaming1039
      @derplizagaming1039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jason Lam *stamps reason stamp on identity card*
      Jason Lam: WHY YOU PUT THAT ON MAH IDENTITY CARD!?
      Me: cause you ugly as Fudge
      I'm so sorry please don't be mad at me ;-;

  • @XX-cw1ho
    @XX-cw1ho 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    the potato man is my favorite guy, he like the character that shows up when you feel like crap and he just make you wanna smile
    =D

    • @2007sugey
      @2007sugey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2NA soul eaters

    • @imthesourceofallyourproble6537
      @imthesourceofallyourproble6537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2NA why are you asymmetrical

    • @Mooshie_W
      @Mooshie_W 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Does anyone else think that Potato man is like nugget, but with drugs instead of chicken nuggets 😂

    • @Kancarus
      @Kancarus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's just like a happy go lucky drug dealer in the game! Wait.... He is

    • @purpledude0723
      @purpledude0723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I love that guy

  • @minx.toesies2037
    @minx.toesies2037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    Who else notices discrepancies right away and sits there hoping jack will notice

    • @luccamalualves8261
      @luccamalualves8261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I have to hold myself to not scream what he's missing, when he passes the person without notice makes me so stressed

    • @emghoulguy7174
      @emghoulguy7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am

    • @SaturnSpinosaurus
      @SaturnSpinosaurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep

    • @batmuffinviviane229
      @batmuffinviviane229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      [Raises hand]

    • @lordfoogthe2st720
      @lordfoogthe2st720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I kinda died inside when jack didn’t give the engineer the help wanted thing

  • @jamiedoesthings
    @jamiedoesthings 8 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    You know shit's about to go down when Jack's face goes whizzing down the screen

    • @planiol
      @planiol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah lol

    • @nontoxiccolors
      @nontoxiccolors 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      true

    • @seanmanuell.gutierrez5003
      @seanmanuell.gutierrez5003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +amydoesthings So true. Its funny to see other people get raged at something but even funnier if its you cuz your the one feeling it

    • @x7w0lf2x_3
      @x7w0lf2x_3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Guy of the J.B. nice name if you switch j.b. the other way round

    • @kaitlinmurphy9651
      @kaitlinmurphy9651 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yup.

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Jorji (AKA Potato Face) Is the greatest character in video game history.

    • @imsoinsp
      @imsoinsp 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      True👌🏼😂😂

    • @glgskits776
      @glgskits776 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      YUP. SO TRUE.

    • @Chil1will
      @Chil1will 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the sexiest

    • @aaronaston2492
      @aaronaston2492 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +William Cunha 😒

    • @cvrtonic
      @cvrtonic 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +William Cunha (T_T)

  • @-MichelleM
    @-MichelleM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    LOL! the way he yells "DETAINED!!" and then sweetly says "next please" Lol!

  • @rosiemcewan2829
    @rosiemcewan2829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    When you notice a descrepency before Jack and you're just thinking 'please notice it, please notice it COME ON JACCK' and the then he notices it and you can finally breathe again.

    • @rosiemcewan2829
      @rosiemcewan2829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Discrepancy

    • @bugpie9437
      @bugpie9437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Haha yeah, and when he doesn't you're like 'JACK YOU DONE SCREWED UP NOW!'

    • @Zilicon
      @Zilicon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +jacksepticeуe . SCAMMER! STOP SCAMMING IT'S ILLEGAL AND YOU'LL GO TO JAIL!

    • @АлександърИванов-х5т
      @АлександърИванов-х5т 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here but when he doesn't notice it I get really piss ed off

    • @sluggyplays9878
      @sluggyplays9878 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +xXxTheMLGKidxXx Don't Reply Just Report! :)

  • @nowandaround312
    @nowandaround312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I still don't understand why Jack denied his family both food and heat to save credits for next time. Now he'll just have to use those credits for medicine

    • @denimfox17
      @denimfox17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      medicine costs less credits than food and heat do

    • @Saturinus
      @Saturinus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      But then he also needs to pay for both food and heating the next day, instead of alternating between the two.

    • @jaz3185
      @jaz3185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you were a true fan you would know that he already explained that. If you were talking about when he had heaps of money, that is. He alternates between the 2 of them (food and heat) when he can and that’s just what he does.

    • @tylerclutter9602
      @tylerclutter9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@jaz3185 you don't need to be a true fan to know that

    • @jakeoakes2958
      @jakeoakes2958 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie Woofseer what happened to all of his money ?

  • @nyromath2195
    @nyromath2195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Why do they need someone manning the border manually checking the documents if they get citations for things they did wrong immediately? Surely that would mean that there's some machine that automatically does it...

    • @kristenhosking1383
      @kristenhosking1383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Riomh Marsh well it’s a game...

    • @morganselander1505
      @morganselander1505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Good thinking, your intellectual levels seem to be above those of the game.

    • @foresthunter1865
      @foresthunter1865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I know i feel like he is a trainee and his boss superior whatever checks everything he does and gives citations

    • @jeffreypaz6259
      @jeffreypaz6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know I was asking my self the same thing

    • @PacoReer
      @PacoReer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well, they could have make the citations appear after the day, but that wouldn't help you get better uwu

  • @solarbb4797
    @solarbb4797 7 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    screams* DETAINEDDDDDDDDDDDDD next please ^.^

    • @jamesgors6650
      @jamesgors6650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Next person: (Oh god what have I gotten myself into?)

  • @ripman4204
    @ripman4204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I like to imagine a guy at a post like this yelling everything (like jack)

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      same here, if someone at a post just yelled DETAINED! and then calmly said "Next please" as the guards are taking him or her away, and also talking about checking things as he is checking the things, so people can hear the thought process of the person at the post

    • @Razvy800
      @Razvy800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GETTHEFUCKOUTAMYLINE

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@naturegirl1999 same here, if someone at a post just yelled "DETAINED!" and then calmly said "Next please" as the guards are taking him or her away, and also talking about checking things as he is checking the things, so people can hear the thought process of the person at the post then I would either think that person were crazy or laugh hysterically

    • @lancer6021
      @lancer6021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laboon344 lie iridologist

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lancer6021 what ?

  • @oldaccountkrypto183
    @oldaccountkrypto183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    I play Papers, Please so much that I memorized who comes before potato man each time, the shape of potato man, what potato man does each time, and what he says each time. You could say potato man is my favorite character, because he is.

    • @timmaas90
      @timmaas90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I play scissors

    • @timmaas90
      @timmaas90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      KryptoKlutch so I win

    • @MiasMovies23
      @MiasMovies23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Krypto Wow. I’m impressed

    • @layla707
      @layla707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim Maas and I play rock so I beat you

  • @fxer7523
    @fxer7523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    potato man is best

    • @robbierotten2024
      @robbierotten2024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The wee potato man was always my favorite

    • @sr.andres9229
      @sr.andres9229 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ALL THE WAY

    • @justynvalenzuela6485
      @justynvalenzuela6485 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is sa best always

    • @Robohost1
      @Robohost1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @Robohost1
      @Robohost1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +StampyKittenNZ feels good to be a winner every now and then

  • @spiritclaw2476
    @spiritclaw2476 8 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Greetings,
    All JackSepticEye bots must be detained under the Arstotzkan Law of 2015-2016.
    Glory to Arstotzka.
    Glory to Arstotzka Greatest Country.

    • @ianmay9372
      @ianmay9372 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THIS IS THE LAW!!! DETAIN ALL SPAMMERS!
      (p.s. this thing has spread really damn fast, holy shit.)

    • @thoughtlesskat8931
      @thoughtlesskat8931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @bladesofhalo3086
      @bladesofhalo3086 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait a minute you must have travelled further in time your supposed to be in 1982

    • @gavynperez3468
      @gavynperez3468 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeуe . DETAINNNEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

    • @summerwakefield1189
      @summerwakefield1189 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +bladesofhalo *insert x files music *

  • @afunkingamer2415
    @afunkingamer2415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Who else thinks the stamp sound is satisfying?

  • @penguinn1043
    @penguinn1043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    could anyone imagine if jack actually ran one of these booths

    • @harukaissleepy8919
      @harukaissleepy8919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      LokiTheLio N "NO! GET THE FOCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY WITH YOUR FAKE ID. Discrepancy cleared? Oh! GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY. HIGH FIVE! WOPSSH!"

    • @vladnefarious
      @vladnefarious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Proxy Clown *everyone gets out of line, and walks miles to the next closest booth*

    • @calebjenner8886
      @calebjenner8886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      1 centermeter off eh? DETAINED

    • @the_ultimate_brony2409
      @the_ultimate_brony2409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would be very interesting to see him

    • @sugermellon5676
      @sugermellon5676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Penguin: you can hear him scream DETANED from the end of the line 😊

  • @hanc724
    @hanc724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    When you realise you spent 5 hours watching jack stamp things

    • @TheHunter-xt7yb
      @TheHunter-xt7yb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      spent, but not wasted

    • @lancer6021
      @lancer6021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheHunter-xt7yb he’s not a bad!!

  • @mentalangel3696
    @mentalangel3696 8 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    I've been watching this entire series over the past few days

  • @theevilmasterofhugs2
    @theevilmasterofhugs2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    omg I laughed so loud when he detained that guy with the watch xD Jack's become quite the criminal this episode.

    • @linad3896
      @linad3896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was so shocked! But the desperation keeping your virtual family alive...

    • @jaydenyancey5535
      @jaydenyancey5535 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just love in general how rude Jack is to the residents, he doesn't even care XD

    • @imjustelm
      @imjustelm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jayden Yancey Yeah he's like, GET OUTTA MY COUNTRY!

    • @andreaschandrinos6116
      @andreaschandrinos6116 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @charliehogg1639
      @charliehogg1639 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeуe . FAKE!!!!

  • @kratosdescendantgamingchan408
    @kratosdescendantgamingchan408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Jack: *steals watch*
    Also Jack: *detains victim*

    • @frida8519
      @frida8519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I actually almost cried for him bc what if he doesn’t have a lot of $$ and that was his last hope :(

    • @pootzeketzi1233
      @pootzeketzi1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frida8519 the game is made to make us angry i guess

    • @pootzeketzi1233
      @pootzeketzi1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frida8519 the game is made to make us angry i guess

    • @chainsawboy2388
      @chainsawboy2388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pootzeketzi1233 it’s not meant to make us angry really it’s meant to pull at our morals and test us on what we think is good and bad who deserves a break and who needs a reminder that life isn’t always good to them

  • @artsyleo4727
    @artsyleo4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Comment: When the inspector comes through you need to take the award down
    *jack takes down the award*
    Inpector: Where is award i gave you? why not on wall?
    Jack:WHAT
    XD

    • @cheetax4240
      @cheetax4240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It clearly didnt

    • @bro-qd4ri
      @bro-qd4ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheetax4240 what

    • @JayFromWalmark
      @JayFromWalmark 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well they meant the arsekickers banner but he assumed they meant everything lol

  • @darthducky4605
    @darthducky4605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "Oh God, I feel HORRIBLE!" *he says AS HE'S LAUGHING WITH GLEE*

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not necessarily glee, laughing is a natural defense mechanism against discomfort.

    • @aisutistoto5771
      @aisutistoto5771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hopepapernacky interesting

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I am busy. Rejecting YOU. OUT OF GREATEST GLORY COUNTRY!"
    Why is that as funny as it is? XD

  • @adventuremann05
    @adventuremann05 8 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    YEEEESSS FINALLY JACK MOVED THE FACE CAM FOR THE ATTACK!!!! THANKS JACK DON'T FORGET TO DO THAT NEXT TIME!!!

    • @dachitamkheidze4781
      @dachitamkheidze4781 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR!!!

    • @bullman3602
      @bullman3602 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Dachita Mkheidze can you guys stop yelling?

    • @adventuremann05
      @adventuremann05 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bullman NNNOOOOO!!!!! Lol jk sure

    • @Minecart696
      @Minecart696 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ONCE YOU GO JACK YOU NEVER GO BACK
      TOO ENERGETIC 6 U

    • @adventuremann05
      @adventuremann05 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Minecart696 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HECK YEAHHHH!!!!!!!

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    **sees thumbnail and title of video**
    "WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
    I dunno Sean but you're rockin that fur lined coat 👌

    • @turtleking5064
      @turtleking5064 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm going to use your name for a reference....
      Angelica
      Eliza
      and Peggy
      Idek if u get it but I'm hilarious....

    • @laurahdezms5904
      @laurahdezms5904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turtle King HAMILTON!!

    • @turtleking5064
      @turtleking5064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LPS Lover!! Lol thank god u get it

    • @siobhandobson7535
      @siobhandobson7535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and Peggy I love you're name and profile picture And Peggy WORK

    • @jadanschmayden
      @jadanschmayden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get it (Hamilton?)

  • @crowe8388
    @crowe8388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I love it when you say DETAINED

    • @itsjustaldo7954
      @itsjustaldo7954 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Memes your name Is fucking cancer

    • @kikicauseschaos
      @kikicauseschaos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Satanic voice: DETAINED
      Angelic voice: next please

  • @yato2997
    @yato2997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The motorcycle exploded because your dart hit the engine, which caused it to explode

    • @undeadyoutubing5268
      @undeadyoutubing5268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeenyus

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not only not how vehicles works, but it's also never how vehicles have worked. Things dont just explode, I dont know why things feel the need to make it so

    • @isabella-og7wn
      @isabella-og7wn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao i thought it was a suicide bomber

    • @chainsawboy2388
      @chainsawboy2388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spudsbuchlaw if it’s real gun it could cause it to explode as it could cause combustion from the heat of the bullet, sure it isn’t likely but it is possible

    • @dname9394
      @dname9394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chainsawboy2388 actually, there usually, if ever, is not enough compression in a gas tank to cause an explosion, mythbusters has an episode on it. Even when they had the proper compression they still couldnt get it to blow

  • @inkheart4866
    @inkheart4866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    🙁Poor niece. She was a little girl living in a messed up country, her mom was a terrorist who tried to kill her uncle while he was working at the border; the same uncle who couldn't adopt her because he couldn't afford to pay for her. Even if it wasn't her Uncle Jack's fault, she's gone now. Dissappeared forever. A moment of silence for niece.😟🙇

    • @milomilovsky6173
      @milomilovsky6173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also, if Jack had adopted the niece, he would have gained 100 credits

    • @inkheart4866
      @inkheart4866 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      LEGOEmilio​ Wait seriously? Then " Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn ! " Golden chance blown.

    • @milomilovsky6173
      @milomilovsky6173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, that actually happens.
      Edited: The 100 credits belong to the aunt, and the niece gets them

    • @casualgner9178
      @casualgner9178 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awwwwwwwwww.... I feel bad now :( :'(

    • @Joe2033
      @Joe2033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scirvire The Astral Walker WAIT SHE WAS A TERRORIST? I think I'm missing something

  • @leoxxii
    @leoxxii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Potato Face is the best nickname, and the best character. Potato Face for character of the year 2k16

    • @pizzaparker857
      @pizzaparker857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jacksepticeуe . your attempt to copycat jacksepticeye is pytiful and a sad excuse of being a troll

    • @stanbtsandgot7tyvm373
      @stanbtsandgot7tyvm373 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeуe . DEEEETAAAAAAAIN (so original right?)

    • @emme_skye
      @emme_skye 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeуe . DETAINED!

    • @Captainbro50
      @Captainbro50 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PatchPlays No, potato face for ruler of the world

    • @Captainbro50
      @Captainbro50 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jacksepticeуe . DETAINED

  • @wrentaylor4924
    @wrentaylor4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “your niece has disappeared”
    “mm. my bad”
    sean please sgshjdhsdj

  • @alexparker296
    @alexparker296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    26:26 potato man: oh man again. after being detaned

    • @alexparker296
      @alexparker296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      detained

    • @Mestrechifo_Santos
      @Mestrechifo_Santos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      👮✋ SIR YOU MUST BE DETAINED

    • @alexparker296
      @alexparker296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Mestrechifo Santos lol

    • @Mestrechifo_Santos
      @Mestrechifo_Santos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex Parker 👌

    • @shipseptiplieranddowntohel5755
      @shipseptiplieranddowntohel5755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alex Parker 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @endeerismaximus8210
    @endeerismaximus8210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Really Jack?? You detained the watch guy?! If you'd of let him through he comes back again with even more money than before! *sighs heavily*

    • @endeerismaximus8210
      @endeerismaximus8210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you could've at LEAST given him the watch back!

    • @zakalami4883
      @zakalami4883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +EndeerisMaximus Cuz he would know that... Kappa

    • @endeerismaximus8210
      @endeerismaximus8210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Zak Alami whether he knew it or not it was generally a mean thing to do xD

    • @zakalami4883
      @zakalami4883 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      EndeerisMaximus Yea i agree on that tho xDD

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Firstly- He had NO way of knowing that. With all the weird encounters the Gane throws at you, that guy coulda been a terrorist. Ya never know.
      Secondly- GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY IS HAVING RULES! IF IS BROKEN RULES, NO ENTRY!
      GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!

  • @Gh0st4176
    @Gh0st4176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    19:43 No one is cold jack! Take off the heat! SAVE MONEY!

    • @kristenhosking1383
      @kristenhosking1383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yoyoman 417 without heat they get sick, and curing sick for the entire family is double the cost of heat

    • @santiagogil7508
      @santiagogil7508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup...

  • @drakkenmensch
    @drakkenmensch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    Day 1: "I feel so sorry for having to turn these people away."
    Today: "I have no patience for people wasting my time! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LINE!"
    Jack's progression is as funny as it is telling of the attitude of people in civil service and border control.

    • @chickenlegends6247
      @chickenlegends6247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha XD😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Zungoose55
      @Zungoose55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Look at the pictures for each video and how they progress

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yup! From "I LOVE MY JOB!" to "I hope the next guy with a fake passport just blows me up."

    • @hannahoutridge7504
      @hannahoutridge7504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +The Rainbow bow tie bowties are cool

    • @ssbmslurppp1781
      @ssbmslurppp1781 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +The Rainbow bow tie #4-6 was the turning point.

  • @KEZURAHONSHI
    @KEZURAHONSHI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Yo, the thumbnail is fucking amazing though.

    • @kristi9842
      @kristi9842 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah i agree

    • @emiia2575
      @emiia2575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's hot. I'm creepy I know but its the truth

    • @KEZURAHONSHI
      @KEZURAHONSHI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're not creepy, you just speak the truth.

    • @KEZURAHONSHI
      @KEZURAHONSHI 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo. XD

  • @thelegendofningen1914
    @thelegendofningen1914 8 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    dude papers, please is harder than it looks
    Jack you are very good at this game

    • @mannyrivera2145
      @mannyrivera2145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      jack is so hot😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😏😏😏😏😏😏

    • @kae2489
      @kae2489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Manny Rivera calm down

    • @nicholask7566
      @nicholask7566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Manny Rivera He has a girlfriend

    • @sasalukic340
      @sasalukic340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really

    • @AlexanderKG
      @AlexanderKG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Legend Of Ningen It's not really that hard but the pressure adds up to the difficulty. Because of the time pressure he missed a lot of obvious things. He's above average, not bad.

  • @EggPalette
    @EggPalette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’ve tried to clear the line, and I almost did but I got 18 or 20 citations! But hey it was fun!

  • @BurntLime
    @BurntLime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    December 12th is my birthday 😂 Glory to Arstotzka!!

    • @derplizagaming1039
      @derplizagaming1039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Burnt Lime WHY IS EVERYONE OLDER THEN ME!? (Dec 18) Well okay But My friends birthday is at 25 December BUT ONLY HER!!!! >=[ :(

    • @isleofbirb
      @isleofbirb 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burnt Lime December 8 th is mune

    • @ethn1650
      @ethn1650 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DerpLizaGaming I'm on the 18th too

    • @eringoss9777
      @eringoss9777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      happy day before birthday

    • @kalanwilliams7124
      @kalanwilliams7124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm the 4th! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ARSTOTZKA: GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY

  • @CurrieYT
    @CurrieYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Jesus... Papers Please is getting hard

    • @Tralixder
      @Tralixder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +CurriePlays It sure is......eventually, it'll get even harder cuz there will be another rule to obey!

    • @geekygamerxoxo7436
      @geekygamerxoxo7436 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey! I'm a new sub. I changed my profile name recently so you might not know me. You deserve more subs.

    • @kuroboshiron
      @kuroboshiron 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Psh, this is nothing, wait until the last day, lmao.

    • @worthlesstrash9252
      @worthlesstrash9252 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +CurriePlays yes it is .-.

    • @bigupsliquidrichard3227
      @bigupsliquidrichard3227 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah it is! Just wait till you have to check like 600 documents

  • @bmombaerts
    @bmombaerts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Well jack, since it is to late now : adopting the niece would have made the niece take all your sister's life savings with her, which would have pretty much put you in the clear for a long time.

  • @shannonbining7942
    @shannonbining7942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I just wanna say this real quick, and I know tons of people say this and with way worse situations, but watching this collection of videos make my day a bit better. My friends have been being a bit dramatic, so you doing what you do is so great. Hope you keep it up!

    • @Zealox
      @Zealox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did they do

    • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
      @ghost_fueled_scarecrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck is wrong with your profile pic?!

    • @JackRoss-tl2yi
      @JackRoss-tl2yi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am a Walnut that profile picture makes me highly uncomfortable

    • @itslexi_
      @itslexi_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghost_fueled_scarecrow now im curious-

    • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
      @ghost_fueled_scarecrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itslexi_ Can't remember now, guess it's history

  • @redceag495
    @redceag495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    the blood on the newspaper in the beginning of the second day the orders symbol

    • @itsmnk
      @itsmnk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I recognized that too

    • @smason_s
      @smason_s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I recognized that also

    • @articwolfiesstudio2612
      @articwolfiesstudio2612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Redcea G I know how did he not notice lmao

  • @dustinrausch5008
    @dustinrausch5008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    6:45
    Reporter: "Facist!"
    Jack: "Hag."

  • @breanagamble2743
    @breanagamble2743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Who came from all the way to see little potato man

    • @youtuber_fanj2356
      @youtuber_fanj2356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meeeeee xD

    • @ellinooralahti8772
      @ellinooralahti8772 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @elise6681
      @elise6681 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      POTATO FACE!!!!🤗

    • @starswirl4547
      @starswirl4547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr.potato man!!!!

    • @mp_4
      @mp_4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      breana gamble me

  • @emib4590
    @emib4590 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    *Jack uploads a Papers, Please video with the title: What have I done?!* Me: MAAA, BRING THE POPCORN

    • @gbmusic5064
      @gbmusic5064 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Emi Behari ALL THE POPCORN!

    • @MetalDeath1001
      @MetalDeath1001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll get ALL DAH POPCORN. ALL DAH POP

    • @jamarijones4753
      @jamarijones4753 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jonathan Hoolboom what the hell

    • @aaronaston2492
      @aaronaston2492 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      im dying 😂

    • @m1_1911
      @m1_1911 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bring popcorn for glory greatest country.

  • @triorgamer1987
    @triorgamer1987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Shae will come on day 25 ad the 9th person,detaining her will end the game (ending 12)
    If you adopted the niece,she would've gave you 100 credits

  • @Aymelia-colon3
    @Aymelia-colon3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how he wanted to give Khaled the packet with the poison like "Can you touch this powder for me, don't worry about the skull and