THE ORDER NEEDS YOU! | Papers, Please #5

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  • @arcticwolf1579
    @arcticwolf1579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6476

    "My family first." Takes away food and heat

    • @ForsenForsen
      @ForsenForsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Jada Grant his grand was fucking gone he had an ass load of money that he couldve bought

    • @ForsenForsen
      @ForsenForsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jada Grant btw ur mam big gei :)

    • @chaitanya729
      @chaitanya729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Jada Grant r/ wooooosh

    • @Gorgonzolacheese12
      @Gorgonzolacheese12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey gotta ask yall understand what a joke is ?

    • @kittycat-sc7je
      @kittycat-sc7je 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Gorgonzolacheese12 no joke but it's funny

  • @rvtar34
    @rvtar34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2443

    "I dont think i get paid for detaining"
    *gets paid for detaining*

    • @Jack-1595
      @Jack-1595 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      1.2K likes and no replies for 3 years?

    • @williamjohansson1196
      @williamjohansson1196 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jack-1595 yes

    • @mreggs3731
      @mreggs3731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jack-1595 I've seen worse

    • @t0tallysetj1
      @t0tallysetj1 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mreggs3731 wait like what

    • @dogebrando8902
      @dogebrando8902 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mreggs3731answer his questions lol

  • @billward922
    @billward922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3115

    I love how every time he presses the "next' button he starts breathing heavier and kind of backs away from his computer waiting for the printing noise.

  • @sodaboi2154
    @sodaboi2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2016

    You can *SEE* Sean’s soul leave his body when he reads: “the order knows” XD

    • @Cosplayergirlzz
      @Cosplayergirlzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mhm! And that was terrifying

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Immediately reverts to thumb sucking mode! 🤣

    • @dynx4132
      @dynx4132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No

    • @wheatywhaffle7344
      @wheatywhaffle7344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      666 likes on a spooky comment ooOoOooOoOooOOOooo

    • @Funnemonkeman
      @Funnemonkeman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@dynx4132yes you can

  • @finnxi105
    @finnxi105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    "Get out" *acting proud*
    "The Order knows" Jack.exe is shutting down

    • @themrdoggop7535
      @themrdoggop7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I flipped my shit when he rejected him

    • @finnxi105
      @finnxi105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I really don‘t remember commenting this, but cheers for the likes

    • @ju2tunknown
      @ju2tunknown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@finnxi105 lol

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@finnxi105 you’re welcome dead guy!

    • @Oversail
      @Oversail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@finnxi105 lol

  • @retardus7829
    @retardus7829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9135

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Your Documents match,
    Arstotzka welcomes you.

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I will use this for the rest of my life XD

    • @an_qz
      @an_qz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      wanna hear mine? =)
      roses are red,
      papers are blue,
      get in line now,
      i need to deny you.

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jesus dude...

    • @carriehussey4592
      @carriehussey4592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      wow. thats good

    • @franciscogonzalez1012
      @franciscogonzalez1012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Derp Clan - Corey good one

  • @OlaStellaElla
    @OlaStellaElla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

    *unchecks paying for food and heat*
    "My family above all else!!"

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's how communism works

    • @dawid5127
      @dawid5127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@armaan1457 r/wooosh

    • @Zachzn4lf
      @Zachzn4lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@armaan1457 communist

    • @somedudethatdoesthings8057
      @somedudethatdoesthings8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I live for these kinds of TH-cam threads.

    • @jasonllorente6818
      @jasonllorente6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Armaan Goel
      r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo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  • @liaolii
    @liaolii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    Jack: The stars are beautiful tonight. You know what else is beautiful?
    *blushing* What?
    Jack: Matching data.

    • @cheesyburrito1047
      @cheesyburrito1047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOL

    • @Wtfkys
      @Wtfkys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      No I honestly think finding a discrepancy is more satisfying lol

    • @Crimzedits1214
      @Crimzedits1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO

    • @intrigued1147
      @intrigued1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What's better then matching data?

    • @al3x_1s_dum38
      @al3x_1s_dum38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@intrigued1147 little potato man

  • @SukpeeWoT
    @SukpeeWoT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5635

    Hey Jack. If you deny someone give them the passport back but then detain them without giving them their Entry Permit back, you get the money for both processing and detaining them.
    (Like to let Jack know) :P

    • @mrkappa7908
      @mrkappa7908 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      +Sukpee Gaming Wow thanks, this actually helped me!

    • @randomgui6694
      @randomgui6694 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Sukpee Gaming I liked it :P

    • @juhdan5475
      @juhdan5475 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Read this Jack!!!

    • @blank0s162
      @blank0s162 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +jacksepticeyе . Hi Jackseptibot, Goodbye.

    • @karladelapena1715
      @karladelapena1715 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +jacksepticeyе . fake Jack

  • @Dungeoneer
    @Dungeoneer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3896

    Who knew paper work could be so entertaining

  • @madelyn6462
    @madelyn6462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4882

    I started screaming when he denied the spy

    • @nerdsqaud2honkle656
      @nerdsqaud2honkle656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I worry ta shit

    • @lynettedunster7582
      @lynettedunster7582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Madelyn Morris me too and it’s called ezic

    • @sofiejones7270
      @sofiejones7270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I lost my shit watching it happen

    • @phatho16
      @phatho16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      me too and my friend had no clue what i am screaming for...

    • @gcgdestinycalls7487
      @gcgdestinycalls7487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Madelyn Morris I screamed: “SARATOV!”

  • @liaolii
    @liaolii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Jack: I wanna be part of the Order!
    Order: To help us free Arstotzka from its shackles?
    Jack: They’re so cool and mysterious.
    Order: Am I a joke to you?

    • @callmecharlottex
      @callmecharlottex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Whenever I play this game I personally don't trust EZIC :/

    • @mechanist9015
      @mechanist9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jack 1 sec after
      saying this: In pictures and words- mostly words (laughs)

    • @Idk_idk22268
      @Idk_idk22268 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@callmecharlottexAt ending 18/19, I forgot which number, but at the ending, it told you when EZIC rise to power and erase the old government, they gave you a better house and your family is safe, and you are no longer an inspector and now they will start hiring agent, so yeah, it’s probably not so bad afterall.

  • @juniorzablosky9608
    @juniorzablosky9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    As soon as Jack saw "the order knows" you could see his face to from "get out of here before I detain you" to "I did something dumb, didn't I?"

  • @CuppaGi
    @CuppaGi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    Heh, when Jack realized he turned away an Order member. Hopefully in that moment he realized he shouldn't rely on the discrepancy mechanic to look at everything.

  • @Wumbo202
    @Wumbo202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3910

    YAY potato man finally got his passport correct

    • @apexyl5135
      @apexyl5135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      John Helbet
      Well now there’s no point to me watching the episode anymore, the most important part of it was just spoiled
      (Just kidding btw, I just wanna not have to deal with someone saying “stop bitching about spoilers)

    • @Eli_Logan14
      @Eli_Logan14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Finally

    • @marmooz
      @marmooz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Yes, I’m very happy. Glory greatest!

    • @themacud
      @themacud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@marmooz WHAT THE FUCK

    • @ebonylopez4249
      @ebonylopez4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When I i was reading this my phone fell on my face

  • @jamiesnack
    @jamiesnack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Guard: "Listen, I will give you money for detaining people."
    Jack: "I don't think I get money for detaining people."

  • @Bladespeedy
    @Bladespeedy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    "I love my family"
    Proceeds to remove food and heat.
    O.o

  • @quantumlolliepop5472
    @quantumlolliepop5472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    Everyone (LITERALLY EVERYONE) that goes in your booth adds 1 to the number beneath the audio thing. At the end of the day, the amount of citations (warnings too) is substracted from that number. the final number is multiplied by 5 and given to you.
    Denials, acceptions and detainments all add to your number if they're not a citation. However you also get 5 credits for every 2 detains.
    Each detain is basically worth 7.5 credits instead of the 5 credit denial.

    • @zejoemeister9051
      @zejoemeister9051 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Interesting

    • @blub9607
      @blub9607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      my head hurts on wait I think its about to explo- BOOM

    • @I_Play_Game_123
      @I_Play_Game_123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Makes total sense

    • @magicwalrus1087
      @magicwalrus1087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok I can make a little sense out of that but not enough xD

    • @I_Play_Game_123
      @I_Play_Game_123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magic Walrus you make no sense 😉

  • @anonymousshitposter1743
    @anonymousshitposter1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    *invalid documents, invalid life* is the best quote I’ve ever heard

    • @ye-xf5mw
      @ye-xf5mw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Original Mr_Bean read this exactly when he said that

    • @blacklisted9733
      @blacklisted9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      agreed

    • @IamEpiphanyTTV
      @IamEpiphanyTTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ye-xf5mw wth.... same....

    • @fiona1396
      @fiona1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      fr when u undocumented...
      fam says they'll send ice after me if ion do my chores T-T

  • @dustisbored2328
    @dustisbored2328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    Am I the only one that's rather dissapointed about Jack keeping his Face-Cam over where the explosions are happening?

    • @Cillser
      @Cillser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Dude I came to the comments to see if other people were talking about his face cam over the bombs 😂

    • @icommentonpeoplesvideos
      @icommentonpeoplesvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That’s pretty weird if you wanna see death and suicide

    • @lil_nutz2044
      @lil_nutz2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@icommentonpeoplesvideos but EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!

    • @icommentonpeoplesvideos
      @icommentonpeoplesvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Big Pigeon BOI good point

    • @reneemcraddock
      @reneemcraddock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no

  • @green9007
    @green9007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2610

    Little potato man you were always my favorite

    • @arcticfoxtm8695
      @arcticfoxtm8695 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pug Madness rip Little Potato Man

    • @timmermanshark8958
      @timmermanshark8958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +DESTORYERJONESx_BADS hes Alive look the vid goood!

    • @jackpflaumer7623
      @jackpflaumer7623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pug Madness agree

    • @ketigunia
      @ketigunia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Pug Madness ALL THE WAY TO FU**ING VICTORY TOWN

    • @trollface7538
      @trollface7538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Simple challenge!

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2288

    God I love it when a man's papers are in order.
    Glory to Arstotzka

    • @Sandman23
      @Sandman23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That picture is perfect for this! XD

    • @araseligarate9660
      @araseligarate9660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fuck you

    • @bibniebt
      @bibniebt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Araseli Garate Ouch. Rough day?

    • @guilhermecunha1518
      @guilhermecunha1518 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Araseli Garate Why??

    • @the_archives597
      @the_archives597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Araseli Garate Rude Much?

  • @marianaoosterbaan9016
    @marianaoosterbaan9016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    The teacher looks at my work: discrepancy detected.... detained!!!

    • @knighttoon9993
      @knighttoon9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Teacher: *DETAINED*

    • @bep7035
      @bep7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This made me laugh too much

    • @takeshinaka6R1P
      @takeshinaka6R1P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D E T A I N E D!

    • @Evandarlingisdaddy
      @Evandarlingisdaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, I will explode like tige-

    • @VitaNewbo
      @VitaNewbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plagerisim is bad...?

  • @Titan.....
    @Titan..... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    25:09 Jack: Family first, after getting rid of there food, heat, and not letting them upgrade housing

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      COMMUNISM

    • @fuzzysharks2437
      @fuzzysharks2437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the game ends if u upgrade the housing u get put into jail for getting a suspicious amount of money (sorry ik this game and vid is rly old and comment too)

    • @aisutistoto5771
      @aisutistoto5771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fuzzysharks2437 actually you don't. That happens no matter what and you can avoid jail.

    • @umcThunder72
      @umcThunder72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fuzzysharks2437 you don't get thrown in jail but they take your cash

  • @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576
    @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Based on context, it's more likely that Arstotzka and Kolechia are a separated country similar to post-WW2 Germany, wherein Grestin is Berlin's split, having Arstotzka being the soviet controlled East Germany, and Kolechia as the allied controlled West Germany, since Kolechia has West Grestin and Arstotzka has East Grestin. Especially considering that since some of the technologies are rather dated in the game, it's likely that it would be placed around the 1980s(As jack alluded to), which was around the end of the Cold War, wherein people were very much starting to protest the Berlin Wall, as the EZIC are sabotaging Arstotzka.

    • @kodzukomi3008
      @kodzukomi3008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You have done your research

    • @sparkiboi5101
      @sparkiboi5101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude

    • @Criminal_Turtle
      @Criminal_Turtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does your comment not have much more İ thought İ am the only one who realized it. :D

    • @Man-xn1fp
      @Man-xn1fp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m late, but there’s literally something in the bottom corner that says the date.

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      thats exactly the world the game mirrors yes.
      Throw in a mix of 1984 as well

  • @_catulus
    @_catulus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "I don't think I get money for detaining."
    *Immediately gets paid by guard for detaining three people.*

  • @bowie2620
    @bowie2620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    *Sean approves a passport, cringes and scrunches up while they are walking out of his booth repeating"oooooooohhhhhhhh did I do a bad?"*

  • @ghxttz1435
    @ghxttz1435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    At 9:24 when he said speed is key I just had flashbacks of jack playing happy wheels

  • @pariskefford2202
    @pariskefford2202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    who else screamed when he didn’t let the order guy through

    • @bulldozer2668
      @bulldozer2668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1-800- I-Am-Awkward **inhale** *AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHJACKYUFUCINRETRDLETEMIN*

    • @gcgdestinycalls7487
      @gcgdestinycalls7487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone already said dat copying

    • @bellprev3086
      @bellprev3086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol me

    • @mitchelllimque2027
      @mitchelllimque2027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not u

    • @aguywhoplaysroblox7970
      @aguywhoplaysroblox7970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GCG: Destiny Calls not copying everyone can say whatever they want

  • @Mrviccietor
    @Mrviccietor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    as soon as a class 7 appartment is available move. your neighbour will tell the police you have to much money

    • @fezzik8785
      @fezzik8785 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +victor sels I just replayed that day and moved apartments, and I still got my money taken away :/

    • @Mrviccietor
      @Mrviccietor 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke Crossman oh well lolz i didn't try my neighbour was an ass. I thought maybe you sort it out by moving.... but no. haha thanks

    • @ivoryholliday670
      @ivoryholliday670 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +victor sels Dammit, I played it through and didn't know how to avoid that. I'm gonna replay it now!

    • @BrownsideUnofficial
      @BrownsideUnofficial 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +victor sels he needs to know this

    • @Hi-xh8kr
      @Hi-xh8kr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +xXBiohazardXx he MUST know this

  • @marigoldbells9581
    @marigoldbells9581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    the ezic order aren't necessarily bad or evil, it's ambiguous where they stand, and it's up to you to decide whether you agree or disagree with their political activism because it isn't entirely addressed how good of a country arstotzka is, so on the one hand if you stand by arstotzka the ezic order will appear evil because they're against it, but if you're open to the fact that arstotzka is actually truthfully a very corrupt country and that the ezic order are freedom fighters, then they'll appear good, it all depends on your moral stance and whether you believe arstotzka to be good or bad

    • @twistiicuber1055
      @twistiicuber1055 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @undertale_animeguy9769
      @undertale_animeguy9769 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      True but with the insufficient knowledge of what actually happens in Arstotzka you can't really Form a clear understanding on where you yourself stand morally. It's all speculation. So where your ethics lie can only be partially founded in what you think this country is like based on your interactions with immigrants and border personnel, none of which are really equipped to inform you if the actual life inside of the country very well. Well that and the fact that you barely get enough money to feed your family, as do the other guards. (And I know this comment is Hella old but I found it interesting enough to reply even now)

    • @brianpendell6085
      @brianpendell6085 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both can be true. Arstotzka can be a *hole being run into the ground by corrupt leaders BUT that doesn't mean EZIC are good guys. Think Bolsheviks versus the Tsar. Sometimes both sides are rotten. It's also possible that, bad as Arstotzka is, EZIC will make things even worse.

    • @EstaTuLoco
      @EstaTuLoco ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frauleinzuckerguss1906yeah makes sense. It based on a stand point of what you want.

  • @Wayazaexa42
    @Wayazaexa42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    15:29
    Jack: Puts down the EZIC documents, both clearly having the symbol on them, on the counter right in front of the investigator.
    Investigator: Have you seen anything like this? *shows drawing of EZIC symbol*
    Jack: *Anxiety intensifies* ... No..?

  • @arcticfoxtm8695
    @arcticfoxtm8695 8 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    That moment when u get denied from your own country

    • @chiidles
      @chiidles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DESTORYERJONESx_BADS poor sarah

    • @ethelcook3251
      @ethelcook3251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DESTORYERJONESx_BADS you made me laugh

    • @lauraelshaw7125
      @lauraelshaw7125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      XD that's so funny

    • @sportspro2.049
      @sportspro2.049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DESTORYERJONESx_BADS, "sad music plays"

    • @Welhelm
      @Welhelm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DESTORYERJONESx_BADS I.

  • @paitan
    @paitan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    10:21 It was in that moment that jack knew, he fucked up...

    • @seezrfiras3087
      @seezrfiras3087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      VidHouse hahahaha

    • @enricobaschenis4257
      @enricobaschenis4257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      * Skies darken *
      - *The order knows*
      * Dramatic well-timed thunder *
      * jack pisses his pants *

    • @whyareyouhere813
      @whyareyouhere813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      VidHouse

    • @djs.6841
      @djs.6841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mikhail didnt get through

    • @kiryp2298
      @kiryp2298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quality memes m8

  • @elohaikaden4640
    @elohaikaden4640 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love it how Jack's voice goes robot I mean when the order came he was like
    ELLO!!!
    and then
    ROBOT JACK:THE ORDER
    his face turned robot too

  • @purpledragonstudios5174
    @purpledragonstudios5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i love how no matter how many times potato man came back with forged papers or obviously fake ones, we still kept him around cause he was fun

  • @WyvernWolfe
    @WyvernWolfe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    25:17 "My family above all else" As jack Uncheckes *Food *and *Heat* - think you mean "Money" there, Jackabou

    • @noodleandgibs8878
      @noodleandgibs8878 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL so true

    • @bornagadanec1957
      @bornagadanec1957 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. I was so frustrated when he did that. I'm so angry when he forgets to do things in the game.

    • @curlyfries9183
      @curlyfries9183 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't stop laughing!

    • @TheRebelthought
      @TheRebelthought 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did it so he could save money for when they do need the money, cause it said no one was cold or hungry or even sick, so they were alright

    • @curlyfries9183
      @curlyfries9183 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rebel thought Yeah but he was rich when he did that!

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    10:02. Jack, that was Mikhail Saratov. Jack just remember the other agent is Stepheni Graire.

    • @paalaasengstubbrud3524
      @paalaasengstubbrud3524 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      he knows.

    • @SDK2K9
      @SDK2K9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Paal Aaseng Stubbrud Well that makes my comment useless now.

    • @savageuniverse6815
      @savageuniverse6815 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DashieSparkle ii

    • @goodguy1480
      @goodguy1480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DashieSparkle is there more agents...and names please

    • @plutonix5792
      @plutonix5792 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I *SCREAMED* "IT'S THE FRICKING SPY!!!"

  • @itsjustmenova
    @itsjustmenova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    It’s 2018 and I’m still finding this entertaining. This is my 5th time watching the series

    • @finn6949
      @finn6949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr, but this is my 3rd time watching it.

    • @Nate-kb6hx
      @Nate-kb6hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m about at that many

    • @spookedpear6139
      @spookedpear6139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its 2019 and my 1st time seeing it

    • @ayaan2546
      @ayaan2546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine is the second time watching

    • @simplyfateh8222
      @simplyfateh8222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its 2019 and im watching it

  • @kobzyy
    @kobzyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    24:32 *This might be the last guy I check.*
    _a few seconds later_
    *_The day has been cut short by a terrorist attack_*

  • @tigerlove525
    @tigerlove525 9 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Jack: *has almost a thousand dollars*
    Jack: *still turns of heat and doesn't let his family eat*
    XD

    • @geggoryq
      @geggoryq 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They were all in the okay range, so it didn't matter.

    • @gotkxrnxgeklipz4137
      @gotkxrnxgeklipz4137 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +tigerlove525 XD for real but if I had a thousand dollars I would save it for when my family needs it, his family was all ok, I think he was saving it for emergencies LMAO

    • @commissargaruda332
      @commissargaruda332 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +tigerlove525 off not of derp derp

    • @matthewm6013
      @matthewm6013 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +X Selby hi

    • @SnoobleNooble
      @SnoobleNooble 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Off*

  • @ashookkookie-3585
    @ashookkookie-3585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I'll just wait 20 more years and if I find free land I'm naming it Arstotzka

    • @uwu-od7qu
      @uwu-od7qu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ー _Meriggiare_ ー
      YES!!!!

    • @claire.l.k
      @claire.l.k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you stole my cookie?! anways, ALL THE WAY

    • @lil_mace_
      @lil_mace_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you stole my cookie?! anways, Omg can I help?!?

    • @gnotagnome2451
      @gnotagnome2451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY

    • @shannenstinson6828
      @shannenstinson6828 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you stole my cookie?! anways, no I will

  • @Rehteal
    @Rehteal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Also, Arstotzka is NOT a parody of Russia, it's an analogue for post-world war 2-GERMANY. Note, you work the border between WEST Grestin and EAST Grestin. Which would be Berlin.

    • @killernazrat
      @killernazrat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Rehtael Laudet you posted 3 sec ago xD

    • @Rehteal
      @Rehteal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your point being...? I wanted to add an extra point of information.

    • @borckers8637
      @borckers8637 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Rehtael Laudet Hello Mr. geography

    • @ManAroundTheCorner
      @ManAroundTheCorner 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Rehtael Laudet well Russia did own East Berlin at the time, so it still is lowkey Russian

    • @johnsamples2525
      @johnsamples2525 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool

  • @fighterrnp
    @fighterrnp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    jack when new rules are made: Ah Shit here we go again

    • @pulsxified9311
      @pulsxified9311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FighterN.P when memes die:LOok At tHis nEW MeMe I FOunD

    • @ceedox6012
      @ceedox6012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pulsxified9311 that was 2 mouths ago ._.

    • @pulsxified9311
      @pulsxified9311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ceedox gaming That was 1 month ago ._.

  • @kaitlynwells5
    @kaitlynwells5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Jack, in regards to whether or not you want to detain people:
    You get 5 credits for every person you accept/deny/detain, this is your salary. That means you would get 5 credits for detaining one person, and an extra 5 for every two people, making every two people you detain 15 credits rather than just 10 credits for denying.

    • @kaitlynwells5
      @kaitlynwells5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Kaitlyn Wells Also, I know that a lot of people are saying, "No you get paid for this and this but not this," but I have actually tested this myself on my game to check and the information above is correct.

    • @glasverhelderd
      @glasverhelderd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Kaitlyn Wells Yep, that's correct. You get payed for processing people, it doesn't matter if you accept or deny them. So if you detain two people, that's 5 extra credits.

    • @dominiclincourt3212
      @dominiclincourt3212 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is very true

    • @gtfo9440
      @gtfo9440 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +glasverhelderd What do you mean when you are saying processing people?

    • @lorddavros3338
      @lorddavros3338 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +GT FO (ThePrankCake) by processing they mean allowing people into the booth and deciding whether to let them in or not.

  • @TrekkerLLAP
    @TrekkerLLAP 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    You need to look for Stepheni next time, since Mikhail already passed through.

    • @brenduck
      @brenduck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excited to see what happens.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      +TrekkerLLAP GOT IT :D thanks

    • @TrekkerLLAP
      @TrekkerLLAP 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      jacksepticeye Hey, it's been a while since you've replied to me :D I'm so glad you saw my comment

    • @brenduck
      @brenduck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's been a bit inactive, I've noticed, but glad to see he's back.

    • @TrekkerLLAP
      @TrekkerLLAP 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brenduck Me too ^_^

  • @asinglecoughdrop3462
    @asinglecoughdrop3462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    everytime Jack says he's never seen an United Feds person I'm like: "JACK YES YOU HAVE!"

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I somehow have an Image of an irl country in my head when i hear the papers please names. Like The United Federation is UK

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      United Federation for me is the United States

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Irish Eggs
      Antegria is Nazi Germany

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CatholicWeeb nah usa is republia

  • @coffeecloud025
    @coffeecloud025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "did i even check his name???"
    -jack, after repeating the guy's name and saying he's a sexy bearded man/sexy beautiful man

  • @lievenvanloo6011
    @lievenvanloo6011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "my family above all else"
    He says while not giving his family any food or heat while having tons of money...

    • @GraafBerengeur
      @GraafBerengeur 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +lieven Van loo

    • @Ben-ng3vo
      @Ben-ng3vo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +GraafBerengeur ohhoho ohhh hohho ohh...
      The great potato failure

    • @Ben-ng3vo
      @Ben-ng3vo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      connor mcb lol

    • @magikerppokemanz4584
      @magikerppokemanz4584 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ben haters gona strike u down for that but not me im irish but i saw this and burst out laughing the internet can be nice sometimes :3

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +lieven Van loo haha oh yeah! D: shit!!! I was so used to alternating regardless that I totally snubbed them lol

  • @Alpha-Maia
    @Alpha-Maia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I remembered the names. And when one of the dudes showed up, I was literally screaming at my screen, "It's him! It's him!"

    • @treysovie7181
      @treysovie7181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alpha Maia do you want a medal?

    • @zane9337
      @zane9337 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alpha Maia ikr

    • @notelggiW
      @notelggiW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

  • @birdshapedenby
    @birdshapedenby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    This is one of my favorite series on this channel!

    • @scazskatekid9592
      @scazskatekid9592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      eleanor2038 same

    • @uwu-od7qu
      @uwu-od7qu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That one star boy
      Same

    • @ryanjakeways9262
      @ryanjakeways9262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That one star boy shàame

    • @lucyblake2154
      @lucyblake2154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one star boy yassss I love it

    • @g14nn13
      @g14nn13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unusual actions...
      DETAINED

  • @draftt2830
    @draftt2830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love it so much when he forgets something then starts freaking out and yelling “crap” into the mic XD

  • @pavel1697
    @pavel1697 9 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    My god! Detain people! You get money for processing anyone! It doesn't matter if they're denied, accepted or detained, You'll get 5 bucks per process!
    And detaining gives you a bonus even!

    • @steventran6951
      @steventran6951 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jamie bondie I know. When Jack decided not to detain that woman at 8:23 I was practically yelling at him for forgetting he gets 5 extra credits for every two people he detains. But I do get that he is trying to understand how to play the game while playing it, so let's make sure he sees this comment so he knows.

    • @uncivil4life_563
      @uncivil4life_563 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack wants to play his way

    • @JossCade
      @JossCade 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +jamie bondie "I get money for processing, not detaining!" Immediately gets 5 extra credits for detaining people.

    • @SageSea1
      @SageSea1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Shadow Fox no, its that jack doesn't know what hes doing. but if this comment gets liked enough, jack will see it and hopefully change his ways the next episode

    • @thomastan161199
      @thomastan161199 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack is stupid

  • @FoxlyTails
    @FoxlyTails 9 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    TIPS:
    Be carefull with The Order!!! (because if you get mess up, you will have to go back a few days...)
    To watch the dialogue that they were saying, behind the microphone there is a paper, TO WATCH THE PAPER: just drag in to the documents (where you put the documents and papers to see)
    Good luck! (And I really admire you

  • @coalspruce
    @coalspruce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    Was I the only one yelling "DETAIN THEM DAMMIT IT GIVES A LOT MORE MONEY GEEZ!!!"?

    • @musicizme3323
      @musicizme3323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      no inhumanpoppy you aren't....

    • @quinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @quinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yeah it's alot quicker than denying

    • @memebois3714
      @memebois3714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah I was to!

    • @_abix7748
      @_abix7748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Every time “detain” came up and he denied them instead, there was a lot of facepalming coming from me.

    • @rvelarde-alvarez8978
      @rvelarde-alvarez8978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      inhumanpoppy same I was thinking does Jack know forgery is a crime? 😤

  • @tinyboxtim5243
    @tinyboxtim5243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Jack: "Don't be fokin playing with me Susie"
    Me: instincts have kicked in, **checks "Susie's" name**: IT ISN'T SUSIE ITS LISA

  • @squintor
    @squintor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Jack: The Order Knows? :O
    Me: RESTART THE DAY. NOW.

    • @cancersucks8041
      @cancersucks8041 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Strider Da Bowmb I haven't even played the game and I already knew he fucked up XD

    • @chelovek6361
      @chelovek6361 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Strider Da Bowmb lol Same

    • @nielsvannimmen
      @nielsvannimmen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Strider Da Bowmb Why restart the day?

    • @Murk.mp4
      @Murk.mp4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hours of waiting we are still waiting for a spoiling answer....

    • @asa5ka5
      @asa5ka5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME WHY JACK NO RESPAWN

  • @c907al
    @c907al 9 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    10:19 ugh jack you even wrote it down.

    • @rihh1229
      @rihh1229 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very true

    • @colinstair5804
      @colinstair5804 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And 20:16

    • @aquariaaaa
      @aquariaaaa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Colin Stair that wasn't the azic person

    • @colinstair5804
      @colinstair5804 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Amazing Luna isnotonfire Whoops. I saw the "Mikhail" at the last second of him checking the papers and thought it was.

    • @rafagames-ef1ht
      @rafagames-ef1ht 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Colin Stair the second one didn't come yet

  • @sierrainertia9897
    @sierrainertia9897 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    You do actually get the 5 credits for processing even if you detain them, it does take a bit longer but I found that it was worth it when you get the bonus from the other guy :)

    • @bigm9123
      @bigm9123 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      True lets Jack read the Message :D!!

    • @Momoko524
      @Momoko524 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup this is very true. Helping that guy is definitely worth it

    • @lorddingo8848
      @lorddingo8848 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evry one upvote the comment so that jack can see

    • @mr.demonarc2608
      @mr.demonarc2608 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sierra Inertia Don't you know what they do to the detained? If your going for a good guy run, don't detain c;

    • @holyhellitsautumn
      @holyhellitsautumn 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mr.Demonarc i don't know that jack is going for that though....

  • @DaBetaMemes
    @DaBetaMemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    17:00 Missed out on a bad ending, Phew.

    • @zacherrity
      @zacherrity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What ending?

    • @ethantaylor6504
      @ethantaylor6504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zacherrity a bad ending

    • @callmecharlottex
      @callmecharlottex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He gets a bad ending at the end of this playthrough anyway lol

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@zacherrity
      If you give the EZIC documents to the Indiana Jones extra he immediately arrests you for associating with suspicious characters.

    • @nomey07
      @nomey07 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@callmecharlottex you spoiled it!!!

  • @vanilla-flavoreddoge6507
    @vanilla-flavoreddoge6507 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Jack: "Family above all else!"
    _Meanwhile..._
    **Unchecked food and heat box**

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Vanilla-Flavored Doge THEY NEED TO LEARN WHO'S BOSS

    • @FullyDGFZ
      @FullyDGFZ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Vanilla-Flavored Doge This annoyed the piss out of me!

    • @titusstanding5993
      @titusstanding5993 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doge team lol

    • @vanilla-flavoreddoge6507
      @vanilla-flavoreddoge6507 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jacksepticeye Holy shit, you responded. Keep up the good work and watch out for those damn rascals, Ourmine!

    • @MattIsGoinBananas
      @MattIsGoinBananas 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vanilla-Flavored Doge
      i approve

  • @rlouisemor
    @rlouisemor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    I’m binge watching all of jacks old vids, anyone else? 🤪

    • @wanglin6234
      @wanglin6234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BabyBeckGaming what does binge mean?

    • @zillah1157
      @zillah1157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@wanglin6234
      It means going on a spree and watching loads of videos in a row without stopping.

    • @blakemcleod6458
      @blakemcleod6458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea me too

    • @coolday1111
      @coolday1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me to or three or four

    • @sleepeii
      @sleepeii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mee

  • @skylarblue1246
    @skylarblue1246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Jack:Family above all else! *takes off food and heating*
    Me:*tsk* Boi! Y U Lie!!?

  • @_leetealix_8419
    @_leetealix_8419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I screamed “SARATOV!” when he denied the order spy....

  • @ThatGuy-ks9dt
    @ThatGuy-ks9dt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    There’s potato man and potato head.
    Cuz why not

    • @BrisMetalChic29
      @BrisMetalChic29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, fiddle dee dee, potatoes 🥔

    • @brodylol5011
      @brodylol5011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Global Editz oh yeah yeah

    • @Aloewaves
      @Aloewaves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brodylol5011
      Oh yeah yeah

  • @ilyz77
    @ilyz77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Roses are Red
    My name is Dave
    This Poem makes No Sense
    Microwave

    • @janlourie4871
      @janlourie4871 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Microvave?

    • @Sinotepp
      @Sinotepp 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes microvave........

    • @sirbonple
      @sirbonple 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Roses are red
      My name is not Dave
      I like dank memes
      VAPORWAVE

    • @readingrainbow417
      @readingrainbow417 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ted “Measuring Man” Onyszczac
      What a waste

    • @niax
      @niax 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Anisa Ally Such bad taste.

  • @malachy7055
    @malachy7055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    It's great how your face cam blocked THE EXPLOSION AT THE END

    • @daewnofthegamer
      @daewnofthegamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      2nd time in a row too ooofgh xD ;-;

    • @zillah1157
      @zillah1157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spoilers! Lol jk

    • @Speedy4417
      @Speedy4417 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup

  • @Lettercard_elf
    @Lettercard_elf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jack: FAMILY ABOVE ALL ELSE! (Turns food and heat off)

  • @elmotheteletubby8722
    @elmotheteletubby8722 9 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Not saying I won't F this up, cuz that's the way I roll."
    -JSE 2016

    • @isiahluckenbaugh6318
      @isiahluckenbaugh6318 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Little Marionette 2K16, get it right, jeeez!

    • @koryndaholt2244
      @koryndaholt2244 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      It made me laugh when he said that. It was more of a giggle then a laugh

    • @aaronatorbeast9096
      @aaronatorbeast9096 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ye it made me laugh to haha

    • @angusdalgla-eshay3815
      @angusdalgla-eshay3815 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I was reading and watching and as soon as I saw this comment jack said it

    • @frunk468
      @frunk468 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      12:58 the name nikta is my brothers name :D

  • @PneumaticFrog
    @PneumaticFrog 9 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    You don't get money from denying people. You're better off detaining people for money as you get 5 credits for every two people detained while you get nothing when denying

    • @djordjetosic4553
      @djordjetosic4553 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PneumaticFrog it does slow down the process by waiting guards to knock him/her out and the guard is so trustworthy with payment(sarcasam) (you would've got 5 credits even if you detained 15 people(or 10 credits haven't played it for a while))

    • @CoolJoshido212
      @CoolJoshido212 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PneumaticFrog ikr! why doesnt he do that?

    • @arristheround9246
      @arristheround9246 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +PneumaticFrog You DO get money from denying. The salary is for people PROCESSED, not accepted. Deny or Accept, you still get money

    • @joeywild2011
      @joeywild2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Supa S Yes but you get double money if you process someone, AND detain them!

    • @alexarean2183
      @alexarean2183 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Supa S EXAXTLY!!!!!!!!! I have the game

  • @nategrom
    @nategrom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    did anybody else go back and check the name of the guy that said the order knows?

    • @nategrom
      @nategrom 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did

    • @aquariaaaa
      @aquariaaaa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes xD

    • @gamermonster21
      @gamermonster21 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @angewomon143
      @angewomon143 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he needs to let Stephani in now

    • @Liv-hm5eg
      @Liv-hm5eg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +nathan grom (natedog) Yeah. Then I facepalmed XD

  • @carson3584
    @carson3584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    2019 watching this because Sean said to

  • @bakerhalt
    @bakerhalt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    17:33 (soft voice) papers please (rage voice) YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKING PASSPORT!

  • @raintherandom1383
    @raintherandom1383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    GET THE F**K OUTTA MY LINE!!!!! Next please....

  • @lily8773
    @lily8773 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    10:30 *goes back and checks name* GOD DAMIT

    • @eyehamsoupbid
      @eyehamsoupbid 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did the same thing XD

    • @atomictaco8672
      @atomictaco8672 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here XD

    • @austinmilesgetergeter3299
      @austinmilesgetergeter3299 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aren't you a kid LANGUADGE

    • @lily8773
      @lily8773 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Austin miles geter geter There's no need to be rude

    • @randomidiot1016
      @randomidiot1016 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Austin miles geter geter WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THE LANGUAGE THEY JUST MESSED UP OKAY!!!

  • @neoskyline2879
    @neoskyline2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jack: *Has a good day*
    24:45 : “I’m boutta end this man’s whole career”

  • @edbarton647
    @edbarton647 9 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Take the money and run.

    • @bena3011
      @bena3011 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ed Barton LOL

    • @werewolfstorm234
      @werewolfstorm234 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      agree

    • @werewolfstorm234
      @werewolfstorm234 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't

    • @alishaarmstrong9132
      @alishaarmstrong9132 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jacksepticeyе . fuck off boy go back to what ever plant you came from

    • @alexandermercer5363
      @alexandermercer5363 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't. Meaning now he has 4 or 5 days before his neighbors fuck him over and rat him out.

  • @mrreyz4059
    @mrreyz4059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Jack I can't see the death at 24:40 cuz ur video cam

  • @panicking5611
    @panicking5611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jack- “I haven’t seen someone from here yet...”
    Me- *Jack... You said that last time 🤦‍♀️😂😂😂*

  • @ms_scribbles
    @ms_scribbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man, it's been ages since I watched this. "I don't think I get paid for detaining." Except, yanno, when the guy said he'd pay you extra money for every two people you detained.

  • @Phobiaph0bic
    @Phobiaph0bic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Did I do 9 people?!" Jack no

  • @theAuthentik
    @theAuthentik 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Love it when you play this!
    don't know if you'll see this but I feel like it sucks, everyone keeps requesting other series no matter what you post
    Like many other viewers, I will watch you no matter what you post! Keep doing you man, you're the best

    • @earthnanners5089
      @earthnanners5089 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Authentik the worst is probably when people say "OH HE DIDN'T PLAY WHAT I WANTED? HE MUST HATE US!!"

    • @shlabedeshlub3334
      @shlabedeshlub3334 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Earth Nanners i would still love another bordewrlands but he doesnt have time :'(

    • @theAuthentik
      @theAuthentik 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Shlabedeshlub making videos takes an incredible amount of time, if he wants to go back and has the time then great but I think most people watch Jack for Jack, not for what he plays

    • @stormfox3412
      @stormfox3412 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Shlabedeshlub same i really want it too that ninja gu O3O

    • @seanmeehan8372
      @seanmeehan8372 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Shlabedeshlub Me too

  • @olivia36341
    @olivia36341 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    10:23
    And at this moment, Jack knew...
    He f*cked up.

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Person: **walks in**
    Jack: I am *slow*

  • @shawn.spencer
    @shawn.spencer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Invalid documents, invalid life.
    -Jacksepticeye, 2016

    • @fangirlofsorts6341
      @fangirlofsorts6341 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes hahaha

    • @majaeriksen8903
      @majaeriksen8903 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOIIIII!!! Im tem😺

    • @pjhayxdd8553
      @pjhayxdd8553 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Maja Eriksen Hoiii! I want to pay Tem colleg :) XDD

    • @endme4186
      @endme4186 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Pjhay XDD THUNK YOUUUUU HUMANS SO CUUT (Dies)

    • @outertalesans4338
      @outertalesans4338 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Maja Eriksen hey ten would you like a hot cat?

  • @snowatic
    @snowatic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I'm happy you uploaded this game again, I really like watching it :]
    And Jack, ignore all the people who give you shit about not uploading Borderlands. You're awesome, we love you, don't worry about them. :)

    • @EthanDJC
      @EthanDJC 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too True

    • @BigSan.556
      @BigSan.556 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean hè does like one episode a vid thats a lot to render And edit so cut him some slack yea :D

    • @iLJailbreak
      @iLJailbreak 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DogeisGod If you really want him hacked, f*** off.

    • @bartekgutowski8145
      @bartekgutowski8145 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Snowatic We sure do love Jackaboy, but that's not the thing. It's just the thing that if Jack starts a series that people will like, he should just do it, like he did with the other series like Undertale, Until Dawn or Fran Bow, that came out every 4-5days? And don't start it takes longer because of the editing, cause series like that got less editing that the regular 10-15min vids, they're more natural.

    • @andreaschandrinos6116
      @andreaschandrinos6116 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed :-)

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Woah, Jack's Irish accent completely disappears when he sings! Cool.

    • @3gatoss
      @3gatoss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and Peggy yea when people with accents sing, their accents dont show. its weird

    • @charlottegleeson147
      @charlottegleeson147 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and Peggy omg your name, your picture I love it❤

    • @laurencoversongs5971
      @laurencoversongs5971 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and Peggy when does he sing? What time in the video?

    • @AlphaBurst
      @AlphaBurst 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saw one of your comments in one of the previous vids

    • @lucimcgirt4628
      @lucimcgirt4628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LaurenCover Songs. look up all the way and shut up

  • @kjlynne1191
    @kjlynne1191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    DETAINED!!!!!😈
    next please☺️

  • @idjshdhddanus6771
    @idjshdhddanus6771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love you like jack loves matching data

  • @HarperAnt
    @HarperAnt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I'm still watching this In 2017 this is my favorite game Series I love ya jackaboy

    • @foxtrot3338
      @foxtrot3338 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harper Ant same I’m liking

    • @foxtrot3338
      @foxtrot3338 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your comment

    • @jimskillz6007
      @jimskillz6007 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harper Ant little potato man

    • @stuffedsand
      @stuffedsand 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harper Ant
      Same here

    • @Harry-vt6pu
      @Harry-vt6pu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @theepicredstone1553
    @theepicredstone1553 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    YES! THANK YOU FOR MORE PAPERS, PLEASE I'M PRACTICALLY ADDICTED TO WATCHING YOU PLAY IT IF YOU STOP PLAYING IT I WILL DIE BECAUSE I NEED THIS GAME IN MY LIFE SENPAI JACK

  • @theshadowking9626
    @theshadowking9626 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So Jack can't do math.
    The purpose of detaining is because you get paid 5 credits for every 2 people you detain. Meeting every person you detain is essentially worth 2.5 credits.
    You also get paid 5 credits for every person. Processed whether you deny or accept them.
    Whenever you accept someone you receive 5 credits. Whenever you deny someone you receive 5 credits.
    Whenever you detain someone, you also receive 5 credits and then a 5 credit bonus. Every time you detain 2 people.
    Meaning when you detain someone, you get 7.5 credits instead of 5.
    So that means when you detain 2 people. You are getting paid 15 credits instead of 10. Which may not sound like it is worth it because it takes longer to detain someone than it does to deny them. But if you detain everyone possible by the end of the game, you end up making over 300 extra credits.

  • @danifields6805
    @danifields6805 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jorji's dream finally came true, he got into Arstotzka

  • @friendly-1ntrovert865
    @friendly-1ntrovert865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Every time someone got granted, I went “Okay!” like Jack. When they got denied, I yelled “DEENIIIIIIIEEED!”. And when they weren’t giving you what you needed to let them through, I went “Bull to the shitaki mushrooms!”
    It’s so much fun to quote people!

    • @tylxrjay4088
      @tylxrjay4088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Piss off bitch

    • @kokyusuru8836
      @kokyusuru8836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Terry markichoot off**

    • @tylxrjay4088
      @tylxrjay4088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dylan Dillon oh shit just realised

    • @friendly-1ntrovert865
      @friendly-1ntrovert865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What’s wrong with what I just said?

    • @rellance7653
      @rellance7653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fact that now you'r parents know you talk to yourself😊

  • @jaidaivy6545
    @jaidaivy6545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    WHEN HE STARTED SINGING SEAL THO XD OMG

    • @xile6687
      @xile6687 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you everywhere on Papers, Please.

    • @jaidaivy6545
      @jaidaivy6545 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +XileForever haha yeah!! :D I've been watching the series

    • @uncledaddy5373
      @uncledaddy5373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jaida Ivy omg fellow person, I'm watching the series again too and right now I'm here

    • @jaidaivy6545
      @jaidaivy6545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Potato 69 omg yass! I'm just currently watching it :D never seen it before :3

    • @ReLyf_
      @ReLyf_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me : Hmm What Game Should I Download
      *this videos pop out
      *me watch the full siries
      me : ok then download this game it's fun

  • @dave4253
    @dave4253 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I AM A STRICT MAN OF ARSTOTZKA!"
    meanwhile has papers of the order

  • @planefan082
    @planefan082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    9:27 "Speed is fucking key" --Jacksepticeye 2016

  • @Wizborg
    @Wizborg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jaackk, you get money when someone goes through your booth, it doesn't matter if you allow, deny or detain, you always get paid for it. Detaining gets you a bonus...

  • @NoName-nq5rm
    @NoName-nq5rm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Jack you need to detain them because if you deny them u dont get money...

    • @NoName-nq5rm
      @NoName-nq5rm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And u cant detain people unless they do something illegal like forging passports etc. soooo yeahhhh....

    • @COUNTERCOM
      @COUNTERCOM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Dariush CoolDKind i will make sure this gets to the top so jack can see it.

    • @GreatWolfAnn
      @GreatWolfAnn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's true, Jack you need to detain them. Don't just deny them!

    • @chrisurioste2603
      @chrisurioste2603 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SaraAnn Riccio actually you get money just for somebody being on the platform detaining gets you a little extra money

    • @GreatWolfAnn
      @GreatWolfAnn 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Chris Urioste ohkay, than he needs to know this if he wants extra money

  • @yunyanwang537
    @yunyanwang537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    He protecc
    He attacc
    but most importantly
    their papers match

    • @daiyaanadams9918
      @daiyaanadams9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So I'm not the only one watching in 2019