I love how every time he presses the "next' button he starts breathing heavier and kind of backs away from his computer waiting for the printing noise.
Hey Jack. If you deny someone give them the passport back but then detain them without giving them their Entry Permit back, you get the money for both processing and detaining them. (Like to let Jack know) :P
Jack: I wanna be part of the Order! Order: To help us free Arstotzka from its shackles? Jack: They’re so cool and mysterious. Order: Am I a joke to you?
@@callmecharlottexAt ending 18/19, I forgot which number, but at the ending, it told you when EZIC rise to power and erase the old government, they gave you a better house and your family is safe, and you are no longer an inspector and now they will start hiring agent, so yeah, it’s probably not so bad afterall.
Heh, when Jack realized he turned away an Order member. Hopefully in that moment he realized he shouldn't rely on the discrepancy mechanic to look at everything.
John Helbet Well now there’s no point to me watching the episode anymore, the most important part of it was just spoiled (Just kidding btw, I just wanna not have to deal with someone saying “stop bitching about spoilers)
Everyone (LITERALLY EVERYONE) that goes in your booth adds 1 to the number beneath the audio thing. At the end of the day, the amount of citations (warnings too) is substracted from that number. the final number is multiplied by 5 and given to you. Denials, acceptions and detainments all add to your number if they're not a citation. However you also get 5 credits for every 2 detains. Each detain is basically worth 7.5 credits instead of the 5 credit denial.
the game ends if u upgrade the housing u get put into jail for getting a suspicious amount of money (sorry ik this game and vid is rly old and comment too)
Based on context, it's more likely that Arstotzka and Kolechia are a separated country similar to post-WW2 Germany, wherein Grestin is Berlin's split, having Arstotzka being the soviet controlled East Germany, and Kolechia as the allied controlled West Germany, since Kolechia has West Grestin and Arstotzka has East Grestin. Especially considering that since some of the technologies are rather dated in the game, it's likely that it would be placed around the 1980s(As jack alluded to), which was around the end of the Cold War, wherein people were very much starting to protest the Berlin Wall, as the EZIC are sabotaging Arstotzka.
the ezic order aren't necessarily bad or evil, it's ambiguous where they stand, and it's up to you to decide whether you agree or disagree with their political activism because it isn't entirely addressed how good of a country arstotzka is, so on the one hand if you stand by arstotzka the ezic order will appear evil because they're against it, but if you're open to the fact that arstotzka is actually truthfully a very corrupt country and that the ezic order are freedom fighters, then they'll appear good, it all depends on your moral stance and whether you believe arstotzka to be good or bad
True but with the insufficient knowledge of what actually happens in Arstotzka you can't really Form a clear understanding on where you yourself stand morally. It's all speculation. So where your ethics lie can only be partially founded in what you think this country is like based on your interactions with immigrants and border personnel, none of which are really equipped to inform you if the actual life inside of the country very well. Well that and the fact that you barely get enough money to feed your family, as do the other guards. (And I know this comment is Hella old but I found it interesting enough to reply even now)
Both can be true. Arstotzka can be a *hole being run into the ground by corrupt leaders BUT that doesn't mean EZIC are good guys. Think Bolsheviks versus the Tsar. Sometimes both sides are rotten. It's also possible that, bad as Arstotzka is, EZIC will make things even worse.
15:29 Jack: Puts down the EZIC documents, both clearly having the symbol on them, on the counter right in front of the investigator. Investigator: Have you seen anything like this? *shows drawing of EZIC symbol* Jack: *Anxiety intensifies* ... No..?
+tigerlove525 XD for real but if I had a thousand dollars I would save it for when my family needs it, his family was all ok, I think he was saving it for emergencies LMAO
Also, Arstotzka is NOT a parody of Russia, it's an analogue for post-world war 2-GERMANY. Note, you work the border between WEST Grestin and EAST Grestin. Which would be Berlin.
Jack, in regards to whether or not you want to detain people: You get 5 credits for every person you accept/deny/detain, this is your salary. That means you would get 5 credits for detaining one person, and an extra 5 for every two people, making every two people you detain 15 credits rather than just 10 credits for denying.
+Kaitlyn Wells Also, I know that a lot of people are saying, "No you get paid for this and this but not this," but I have actually tested this myself on my game to check and the information above is correct.
+Kaitlyn Wells Yep, that's correct. You get payed for processing people, it doesn't matter if you accept or deny them. So if you detain two people, that's 5 extra credits.
My god! Detain people! You get money for processing anyone! It doesn't matter if they're denied, accepted or detained, You'll get 5 bucks per process! And detaining gives you a bonus even!
+jamie bondie I know. When Jack decided not to detain that woman at 8:23 I was practically yelling at him for forgetting he gets 5 extra credits for every two people he detains. But I do get that he is trying to understand how to play the game while playing it, so let's make sure he sees this comment so he knows.
+Shadow Fox no, its that jack doesn't know what hes doing. but if this comment gets liked enough, jack will see it and hopefully change his ways the next episode
TIPS: Be carefull with The Order!!! (because if you get mess up, you will have to go back a few days...) To watch the dialogue that they were saying, behind the microphone there is a paper, TO WATCH THE PAPER: just drag in to the documents (where you put the documents and papers to see) Good luck! (And I really admire you
You do actually get the 5 credits for processing even if you detain them, it does take a bit longer but I found that it was worth it when you get the bonus from the other guy :)
You don't get money from denying people. You're better off detaining people for money as you get 5 credits for every two people detained while you get nothing when denying
+PneumaticFrog it does slow down the process by waiting guards to knock him/her out and the guard is so trustworthy with payment(sarcasam) (you would've got 5 credits even if you detained 15 people(or 10 credits haven't played it for a while))
Man, it's been ages since I watched this. "I don't think I get paid for detaining." Except, yanno, when the guy said he'd pay you extra money for every two people you detained.
Love it when you play this! don't know if you'll see this but I feel like it sucks, everyone keeps requesting other series no matter what you post Like many other viewers, I will watch you no matter what you post! Keep doing you man, you're the best
+Shlabedeshlub making videos takes an incredible amount of time, if he wants to go back and has the time then great but I think most people watch Jack for Jack, not for what he plays
I'm happy you uploaded this game again, I really like watching it :] And Jack, ignore all the people who give you shit about not uploading Borderlands. You're awesome, we love you, don't worry about them. :)
+Snowatic We sure do love Jackaboy, but that's not the thing. It's just the thing that if Jack starts a series that people will like, he should just do it, like he did with the other series like Undertale, Until Dawn or Fran Bow, that came out every 4-5days? And don't start it takes longer because of the editing, cause series like that got less editing that the regular 10-15min vids, they're more natural.
YES! THANK YOU FOR MORE PAPERS, PLEASE I'M PRACTICALLY ADDICTED TO WATCHING YOU PLAY IT IF YOU STOP PLAYING IT I WILL DIE BECAUSE I NEED THIS GAME IN MY LIFE SENPAI JACK
So Jack can't do math. The purpose of detaining is because you get paid 5 credits for every 2 people you detain. Meeting every person you detain is essentially worth 2.5 credits. You also get paid 5 credits for every person. Processed whether you deny or accept them. Whenever you accept someone you receive 5 credits. Whenever you deny someone you receive 5 credits. Whenever you detain someone, you also receive 5 credits and then a 5 credit bonus. Every time you detain 2 people. Meaning when you detain someone, you get 7.5 credits instead of 5. So that means when you detain 2 people. You are getting paid 15 credits instead of 10. Which may not sound like it is worth it because it takes longer to detain someone than it does to deny them. But if you detain everyone possible by the end of the game, you end up making over 300 extra credits.
Every time someone got granted, I went “Okay!” like Jack. When they got denied, I yelled “DEENIIIIIIIEEED!”. And when they weren’t giving you what you needed to let them through, I went “Bull to the shitaki mushrooms!” It’s so much fun to quote people!
Jaackk, you get money when someone goes through your booth, it doesn't matter if you allow, deny or detain, you always get paid for it. Detaining gets you a bonus...
"My family first." Takes away food and heat
Jada Grant his grand was fucking gone he had an ass load of money that he couldve bought
Jada Grant btw ur mam big gei :)
@Jada Grant r/ wooooosh
Hey gotta ask yall understand what a joke is ?
@@Gorgonzolacheese12 no joke but it's funny
"I dont think i get paid for detaining"
*gets paid for detaining*
1.2K likes and no replies for 3 years?
@@Jack-1595 yes
@@Jack-1595 I've seen worse
@@mreggs3731 wait like what
@@mreggs3731answer his questions lol
I love how every time he presses the "next' button he starts breathing heavier and kind of backs away from his computer waiting for the printing noise.
*the fear of failure*
He's like" I'm going to fail I know it
Lol
Its for tension
i play this on my iPad and i fear the noise too.
You can *SEE* Sean’s soul leave his body when he reads: “the order knows” XD
Mhm! And that was terrifying
Immediately reverts to thumb sucking mode! 🤣
No
666 likes on a spooky comment ooOoOooOoOooOOOooo
@@dynx4132yes you can
"Get out" *acting proud*
"The Order knows" Jack.exe is shutting down
I flipped my shit when he rejected him
I really don‘t remember commenting this, but cheers for the likes
@@finnxi105 lol
@@finnxi105 you’re welcome dead guy!
@@finnxi105 lol
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your Documents match,
Arstotzka welcomes you.
I will use this for the rest of my life XD
wanna hear mine? =)
roses are red,
papers are blue,
get in line now,
i need to deny you.
Jesus dude...
wow. thats good
Derp Clan - Corey good one
*unchecks paying for food and heat*
"My family above all else!!"
That's how communism works
@@armaan1457 r/wooosh
@@armaan1457 communist
I live for these kinds of TH-cam threads.
Armaan Goel
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Jack: The stars are beautiful tonight. You know what else is beautiful?
*blushing* What?
Jack: Matching data.
LOL
No I honestly think finding a discrepancy is more satisfying lol
LMAO
What's better then matching data?
@@intrigued1147 little potato man
Hey Jack. If you deny someone give them the passport back but then detain them without giving them their Entry Permit back, you get the money for both processing and detaining them.
(Like to let Jack know) :P
+Sukpee Gaming Wow thanks, this actually helped me!
+Sukpee Gaming I liked it :P
Read this Jack!!!
+jacksepticeyе . Hi Jackseptibot, Goodbye.
+jacksepticeyе . fake Jack
Who knew paper work could be so entertaining
lol
Wow LOLS
+Dungeoneer Cartoons lol
+Dungeoneer Cartoons Good jokes and animations!
ikr
I started screaming when he denied the spy
I worry ta shit
Madelyn Morris me too and it’s called ezic
I lost my shit watching it happen
me too and my friend had no clue what i am screaming for...
Madelyn Morris I screamed: “SARATOV!”
Jack: I wanna be part of the Order!
Order: To help us free Arstotzka from its shackles?
Jack: They’re so cool and mysterious.
Order: Am I a joke to you?
Whenever I play this game I personally don't trust EZIC :/
Jack 1 sec after
saying this: In pictures and words- mostly words (laughs)
@@callmecharlottexAt ending 18/19, I forgot which number, but at the ending, it told you when EZIC rise to power and erase the old government, they gave you a better house and your family is safe, and you are no longer an inspector and now they will start hiring agent, so yeah, it’s probably not so bad afterall.
As soon as Jack saw "the order knows" you could see his face to from "get out of here before I detain you" to "I did something dumb, didn't I?"
Heh, when Jack realized he turned away an Order member. Hopefully in that moment he realized he shouldn't rely on the discrepancy mechanic to look at everything.
Gino Ramos has to
Four hundo
YAY potato man finally got his passport correct
John Helbet
Well now there’s no point to me watching the episode anymore, the most important part of it was just spoiled
(Just kidding btw, I just wanna not have to deal with someone saying “stop bitching about spoilers)
Finally
Yes, I’m very happy. Glory greatest!
@@marmooz WHAT THE FUCK
When I i was reading this my phone fell on my face
Guard: "Listen, I will give you money for detaining people."
Jack: "I don't think I get money for detaining people."
"I love my family"
Proceeds to remove food and heat.
O.o
lol!
Jack would be bad in a totalitarian country. That much is true.
Lmao
AltarEgo O_o lol
AltarEgo :)
Everyone (LITERALLY EVERYONE) that goes in your booth adds 1 to the number beneath the audio thing. At the end of the day, the amount of citations (warnings too) is substracted from that number. the final number is multiplied by 5 and given to you.
Denials, acceptions and detainments all add to your number if they're not a citation. However you also get 5 credits for every 2 detains.
Each detain is basically worth 7.5 credits instead of the 5 credit denial.
Interesting
my head hurts on wait I think its about to explo- BOOM
Makes total sense
Ok I can make a little sense out of that but not enough xD
Magic Walrus you make no sense 😉
*invalid documents, invalid life* is the best quote I’ve ever heard
Original Mr_Bean read this exactly when he said that
agreed
@@ye-xf5mw wth.... same....
fr when u undocumented...
fam says they'll send ice after me if ion do my chores T-T
Am I the only one that's rather dissapointed about Jack keeping his Face-Cam over where the explosions are happening?
Dude I came to the comments to see if other people were talking about his face cam over the bombs 😂
That’s pretty weird if you wanna see death and suicide
@@icommentonpeoplesvideos but EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!
Big Pigeon BOI good point
no
Little potato man you were always my favorite
Pug Madness rip Little Potato Man
+DESTORYERJONESx_BADS hes Alive look the vid goood!
Pug Madness agree
Pug Madness ALL THE WAY TO FU**ING VICTORY TOWN
Simple challenge!
God I love it when a man's papers are in order.
Glory to Arstotzka
That picture is perfect for this! XD
fuck you
+Araseli Garate Ouch. Rough day?
+Araseli Garate Why??
+Araseli Garate Rude Much?
The teacher looks at my work: discrepancy detected.... detained!!!
The Teacher: *DETAINED*
This made me laugh too much
D E T A I N E D!
No, I will explode like tige-
Plagerisim is bad...?
25:09 Jack: Family first, after getting rid of there food, heat, and not letting them upgrade housing
COMMUNISM
the game ends if u upgrade the housing u get put into jail for getting a suspicious amount of money (sorry ik this game and vid is rly old and comment too)
@@fuzzysharks2437 actually you don't. That happens no matter what and you can avoid jail.
@@fuzzysharks2437 you don't get thrown in jail but they take your cash
Based on context, it's more likely that Arstotzka and Kolechia are a separated country similar to post-WW2 Germany, wherein Grestin is Berlin's split, having Arstotzka being the soviet controlled East Germany, and Kolechia as the allied controlled West Germany, since Kolechia has West Grestin and Arstotzka has East Grestin. Especially considering that since some of the technologies are rather dated in the game, it's likely that it would be placed around the 1980s(As jack alluded to), which was around the end of the Cold War, wherein people were very much starting to protest the Berlin Wall, as the EZIC are sabotaging Arstotzka.
You have done your research
dude
Why does your comment not have much more İ thought İ am the only one who realized it. :D
I’m late, but there’s literally something in the bottom corner that says the date.
thats exactly the world the game mirrors yes.
Throw in a mix of 1984 as well
"I don't think I get money for detaining."
*Immediately gets paid by guard for detaining three people.*
*Sean approves a passport, cringes and scrunches up while they are walking out of his booth repeating"oooooooohhhhhhhh did I do a bad?"*
Harold Tupper Sean is Jack’s real name. (=
maddy c That’s literally what I do when I play any game xD
maddy c fuck you
maddy c ikr
Abdi Qarebash Bruh
At 9:24 when he said speed is key I just had flashbacks of jack playing happy wheels
Turbo dismount*
Speed is key!
♿💥💥
Saaaame
That pfp tho
who else screamed when he didn’t let the order guy through
1-800- I-Am-Awkward **inhale** *AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHJACKYUFUCINRETRDLETEMIN*
Someone already said dat copying
Lol me
Not u
GCG: Destiny Calls not copying everyone can say whatever they want
as soon as a class 7 appartment is available move. your neighbour will tell the police you have to much money
+victor sels I just replayed that day and moved apartments, and I still got my money taken away :/
Luke Crossman oh well lolz i didn't try my neighbour was an ass. I thought maybe you sort it out by moving.... but no. haha thanks
+victor sels Dammit, I played it through and didn't know how to avoid that. I'm gonna replay it now!
+victor sels he needs to know this
+xXBiohazardXx he MUST know this
the ezic order aren't necessarily bad or evil, it's ambiguous where they stand, and it's up to you to decide whether you agree or disagree with their political activism because it isn't entirely addressed how good of a country arstotzka is, so on the one hand if you stand by arstotzka the ezic order will appear evil because they're against it, but if you're open to the fact that arstotzka is actually truthfully a very corrupt country and that the ezic order are freedom fighters, then they'll appear good, it all depends on your moral stance and whether you believe arstotzka to be good or bad
I agree
Me too
True but with the insufficient knowledge of what actually happens in Arstotzka you can't really Form a clear understanding on where you yourself stand morally. It's all speculation. So where your ethics lie can only be partially founded in what you think this country is like based on your interactions with immigrants and border personnel, none of which are really equipped to inform you if the actual life inside of the country very well. Well that and the fact that you barely get enough money to feed your family, as do the other guards. (And I know this comment is Hella old but I found it interesting enough to reply even now)
Both can be true. Arstotzka can be a *hole being run into the ground by corrupt leaders BUT that doesn't mean EZIC are good guys. Think Bolsheviks versus the Tsar. Sometimes both sides are rotten. It's also possible that, bad as Arstotzka is, EZIC will make things even worse.
@@frauleinzuckerguss1906yeah makes sense. It based on a stand point of what you want.
15:29
Jack: Puts down the EZIC documents, both clearly having the symbol on them, on the counter right in front of the investigator.
Investigator: Have you seen anything like this? *shows drawing of EZIC symbol*
Jack: *Anxiety intensifies* ... No..?
That moment when u get denied from your own country
DESTORYERJONESx_BADS poor sarah
DESTORYERJONESx_BADS you made me laugh
XD that's so funny
DESTORYERJONESx_BADS, "sad music plays"
DESTORYERJONESx_BADS I.
10:21 It was in that moment that jack knew, he fucked up...
VidHouse hahahaha
* Skies darken *
- *The order knows*
* Dramatic well-timed thunder *
* jack pisses his pants *
VidHouse
mikhail didnt get through
Quality memes m8
I love it how Jack's voice goes robot I mean when the order came he was like
ELLO!!!
and then
ROBOT JACK:THE ORDER
his face turned robot too
i love how no matter how many times potato man came back with forged papers or obviously fake ones, we still kept him around cause he was fun
25:17 "My family above all else" As jack Uncheckes *Food *and *Heat* - think you mean "Money" there, Jackabou
LOL so true
Yeah. I was so frustrated when he did that. I'm so angry when he forgets to do things in the game.
I couldn't stop laughing!
He did it so he could save money for when they do need the money, cause it said no one was cold or hungry or even sick, so they were alright
rebel thought Yeah but he was rich when he did that!
10:02. Jack, that was Mikhail Saratov. Jack just remember the other agent is Stepheni Graire.
he knows.
+Paal Aaseng Stubbrud Well that makes my comment useless now.
DashieSparkle ii
DashieSparkle is there more agents...and names please
I *SCREAMED* "IT'S THE FRICKING SPY!!!"
It’s 2018 and I’m still finding this entertaining. This is my 5th time watching the series
Ikr, but this is my 3rd time watching it.
I’m about at that many
its 2019 and my 1st time seeing it
Mine is the second time watching
its 2019 and im watching it
24:32 *This might be the last guy I check.*
_a few seconds later_
*_The day has been cut short by a terrorist attack_*
Jack: *has almost a thousand dollars*
Jack: *still turns of heat and doesn't let his family eat*
XD
They were all in the okay range, so it didn't matter.
+tigerlove525 XD for real but if I had a thousand dollars I would save it for when my family needs it, his family was all ok, I think he was saving it for emergencies LMAO
+tigerlove525 off not of derp derp
+X Selby hi
Off*
I'll just wait 20 more years and if I find free land I'm naming it Arstotzka
ー _Meriggiare_ ー
YES!!!!
you stole my cookie?! anways, ALL THE WAY
you stole my cookie?! anways, Omg can I help?!?
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY
you stole my cookie?! anways, no I will
Also, Arstotzka is NOT a parody of Russia, it's an analogue for post-world war 2-GERMANY. Note, you work the border between WEST Grestin and EAST Grestin. Which would be Berlin.
+Rehtael Laudet you posted 3 sec ago xD
Your point being...? I wanted to add an extra point of information.
+Rehtael Laudet Hello Mr. geography
+Rehtael Laudet well Russia did own East Berlin at the time, so it still is lowkey Russian
Cool
jack when new rules are made: Ah Shit here we go again
FighterN.P when memes die:LOok At tHis nEW MeMe I FOunD
@@pulsxified9311 that was 2 mouths ago ._.
Ceedox gaming That was 1 month ago ._.
Jack, in regards to whether or not you want to detain people:
You get 5 credits for every person you accept/deny/detain, this is your salary. That means you would get 5 credits for detaining one person, and an extra 5 for every two people, making every two people you detain 15 credits rather than just 10 credits for denying.
+Kaitlyn Wells Also, I know that a lot of people are saying, "No you get paid for this and this but not this," but I have actually tested this myself on my game to check and the information above is correct.
+Kaitlyn Wells Yep, that's correct. You get payed for processing people, it doesn't matter if you accept or deny them. So if you detain two people, that's 5 extra credits.
This is very true
+glasverhelderd What do you mean when you are saying processing people?
+GT FO (ThePrankCake) by processing they mean allowing people into the booth and deciding whether to let them in or not.
You need to look for Stepheni next time, since Mikhail already passed through.
Excited to see what happens.
+TrekkerLLAP GOT IT :D thanks
jacksepticeye Hey, it's been a while since you've replied to me :D I'm so glad you saw my comment
He's been a bit inactive, I've noticed, but glad to see he's back.
Brenduck Me too ^_^
everytime Jack says he's never seen an United Feds person I'm like: "JACK YES YOU HAVE!"
I somehow have an Image of an irl country in my head when i hear the papers please names. Like The United Federation is UK
United Federation for me is the United States
Irish Eggs
Antegria is Nazi Germany
@@CatholicWeeb nah usa is republia
"did i even check his name???"
-jack, after repeating the guy's name and saying he's a sexy bearded man/sexy beautiful man
"my family above all else"
He says while not giving his family any food or heat while having tons of money...
+lieven Van loo
+GraafBerengeur ohhoho ohhh hohho ohh...
The great potato failure
connor mcb lol
+Ben haters gona strike u down for that but not me im irish but i saw this and burst out laughing the internet can be nice sometimes :3
+lieven Van loo haha oh yeah! D: shit!!! I was so used to alternating regardless that I totally snubbed them lol
I remembered the names. And when one of the dudes showed up, I was literally screaming at my screen, "It's him! It's him!"
Alpha Maia do you want a medal?
Alpha Maia ikr
GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
This is one of my favorite series on this channel!
eleanor2038 same
That one star boy
Same
That one star boy shàame
That one star boy yassss I love it
Unusual actions...
DETAINED
I love it so much when he forgets something then starts freaking out and yelling “crap” into the mic XD
My god! Detain people! You get money for processing anyone! It doesn't matter if they're denied, accepted or detained, You'll get 5 bucks per process!
And detaining gives you a bonus even!
+jamie bondie I know. When Jack decided not to detain that woman at 8:23 I was practically yelling at him for forgetting he gets 5 extra credits for every two people he detains. But I do get that he is trying to understand how to play the game while playing it, so let's make sure he sees this comment so he knows.
Jack wants to play his way
+jamie bondie "I get money for processing, not detaining!" Immediately gets 5 extra credits for detaining people.
+Shadow Fox no, its that jack doesn't know what hes doing. but if this comment gets liked enough, jack will see it and hopefully change his ways the next episode
Jack is stupid
TIPS:
Be carefull with The Order!!! (because if you get mess up, you will have to go back a few days...)
To watch the dialogue that they were saying, behind the microphone there is a paper, TO WATCH THE PAPER: just drag in to the documents (where you put the documents and papers to see)
Good luck! (And I really admire you
Arstozka*
+Steve A Arstotzka*
+Mine Creed Asstozka*
+FoxlyTails BRO
i admire himm too! ^-^
arsetozka*
Was I the only one yelling "DETAIN THEM DAMMIT IT GIVES A LOT MORE MONEY GEEZ!!!"?
no inhumanpoppy you aren't....
Yeah it's alot quicker than denying
Yeah I was to!
Every time “detain” came up and he denied them instead, there was a lot of facepalming coming from me.
inhumanpoppy same I was thinking does Jack know forgery is a crime? 😤
Jack: "Don't be fokin playing with me Susie"
Me: instincts have kicked in, **checks "Susie's" name**: IT ISN'T SUSIE ITS LISA
Jack: The Order Knows? :O
Me: RESTART THE DAY. NOW.
+Strider Da Bowmb I haven't even played the game and I already knew he fucked up XD
+Strider Da Bowmb lol Same
+Strider Da Bowmb Why restart the day?
Hours of waiting we are still waiting for a spoiling answer....
SAME WHY JACK NO RESPAWN
10:19 ugh jack you even wrote it down.
Very true
And 20:16
+Colin Stair that wasn't the azic person
+Amazing Luna isnotonfire Whoops. I saw the "Mikhail" at the last second of him checking the papers and thought it was.
+Colin Stair the second one didn't come yet
You do actually get the 5 credits for processing even if you detain them, it does take a bit longer but I found that it was worth it when you get the bonus from the other guy :)
True lets Jack read the Message :D!!
Yup this is very true. Helping that guy is definitely worth it
Evry one upvote the comment so that jack can see
+Sierra Inertia Don't you know what they do to the detained? If your going for a good guy run, don't detain c;
+Mr.Demonarc i don't know that jack is going for that though....
17:00 Missed out on a bad ending, Phew.
What ending?
@@zacherrity a bad ending
He gets a bad ending at the end of this playthrough anyway lol
@@zacherrity
If you give the EZIC documents to the Indiana Jones extra he immediately arrests you for associating with suspicious characters.
@@callmecharlottex you spoiled it!!!
Jack: "Family above all else!"
_Meanwhile..._
**Unchecked food and heat box**
+Vanilla-Flavored Doge THEY NEED TO LEARN WHO'S BOSS
+Vanilla-Flavored Doge This annoyed the piss out of me!
Doge team lol
jacksepticeye Holy shit, you responded. Keep up the good work and watch out for those damn rascals, Ourmine!
Vanilla-Flavored Doge
i approve
I’m binge watching all of jacks old vids, anyone else? 🤪
BabyBeckGaming what does binge mean?
@@wanglin6234
It means going on a spree and watching loads of videos in a row without stopping.
Yea me too
me to or three or four
mee
Jack:Family above all else! *takes off food and heating*
Me:*tsk* Boi! Y U Lie!!?
I screamed “SARATOV!” when he denied the order spy....
There’s potato man and potato head.
Cuz why not
Yep, fiddle dee dee, potatoes 🥔
@Global Editz oh yeah yeah
@@brodylol5011
Oh yeah yeah
Roses are Red
My name is Dave
This Poem makes No Sense
Microwave
Microvave?
yes microvave........
Roses are red
My name is not Dave
I like dank memes
VAPORWAVE
+Ted “Measuring Man” Onyszczac
What a waste
+Anisa Ally Such bad taste.
It's great how your face cam blocked THE EXPLOSION AT THE END
2nd time in a row too ooofgh xD ;-;
Spoilers! Lol jk
yup
Jack: FAMILY ABOVE ALL ELSE! (Turns food and heat off)
"Not saying I won't F this up, cuz that's the way I roll."
-JSE 2016
+The Little Marionette 2K16, get it right, jeeez!
It made me laugh when he said that. It was more of a giggle then a laugh
ye it made me laugh to haha
Lol I was reading and watching and as soon as I saw this comment jack said it
12:58 the name nikta is my brothers name :D
You don't get money from denying people. You're better off detaining people for money as you get 5 credits for every two people detained while you get nothing when denying
+PneumaticFrog it does slow down the process by waiting guards to knock him/her out and the guard is so trustworthy with payment(sarcasam) (you would've got 5 credits even if you detained 15 people(or 10 credits haven't played it for a while))
+PneumaticFrog ikr! why doesnt he do that?
+PneumaticFrog You DO get money from denying. The salary is for people PROCESSED, not accepted. Deny or Accept, you still get money
+Supa S Yes but you get double money if you process someone, AND detain them!
+Supa S EXAXTLY!!!!!!!!! I have the game
did anybody else go back and check the name of the guy that said the order knows?
I did
Yes xD
Yes
Yeah he needs to let Stephani in now
+nathan grom (natedog) Yeah. Then I facepalmed XD
2019 watching this because Sean said to
Same
Yup same here
Yep
Same
Same 😂
17:33 (soft voice) papers please (rage voice) YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKING PASSPORT!
+kingnick sorry 17:22
+kingnick Sean Mclouglin - 2016
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN PAPERS
#MoodSwings
+Mark Silver #TimeOfTheMonth
GET THE F**K OUTTA MY LINE!!!!! Next please....
lol
lol
lol
lol
Lol
10:30 *goes back and checks name* GOD DAMIT
I did the same thing XD
same here XD
Aren't you a kid LANGUADGE
+Austin miles geter geter There's no need to be rude
+Austin miles geter geter WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THE LANGUAGE THEY JUST MESSED UP OKAY!!!
Jack: *Has a good day*
24:45 : “I’m boutta end this man’s whole career”
Take the money and run.
+Ed Barton LOL
agree
Can't
+jacksepticeyе . fuck off boy go back to what ever plant you came from
Can't. Meaning now he has 4 or 5 days before his neighbors fuck him over and rat him out.
Jack I can't see the death at 24:40 cuz ur video cam
1: face cam
2: no one can
RazerGaming bacon
RazerGaming i find it pretty annoying
Fuck you jack
Grace mackay no fuck jack fanboy
Jack- “I haven’t seen someone from here yet...”
Me- *Jack... You said that last time 🤦♀️😂😂😂*
Man, it's been ages since I watched this. "I don't think I get paid for detaining." Except, yanno, when the guy said he'd pay you extra money for every two people you detained.
"Did I do 9 people?!" Jack no
Love it when you play this!
don't know if you'll see this but I feel like it sucks, everyone keeps requesting other series no matter what you post
Like many other viewers, I will watch you no matter what you post! Keep doing you man, you're the best
+Authentik the worst is probably when people say "OH HE DIDN'T PLAY WHAT I WANTED? HE MUST HATE US!!"
+Earth Nanners i would still love another bordewrlands but he doesnt have time :'(
+Shlabedeshlub making videos takes an incredible amount of time, if he wants to go back and has the time then great but I think most people watch Jack for Jack, not for what he plays
+Shlabedeshlub same i really want it too that ninja gu O3O
+Shlabedeshlub Me too
10:23
And at this moment, Jack knew...
He f*cked up.
yep
Yess haha
Lolll so tru
At that moment My Ipad Knew...
its time to not let you watch anymore of this shit
Person: **walks in**
Jack: I am *slow*
Invalid documents, invalid life.
-Jacksepticeye, 2016
Yes hahaha
HOIIIII!!! Im tem😺
+Maja Eriksen Hoiii! I want to pay Tem colleg :) XDD
+Pjhay XDD THUNK YOUUUUU HUMANS SO CUUT (Dies)
+Maja Eriksen hey ten would you like a hot cat?
I'm happy you uploaded this game again, I really like watching it :]
And Jack, ignore all the people who give you shit about not uploading Borderlands. You're awesome, we love you, don't worry about them. :)
Too True
I mean hè does like one episode a vid thats a lot to render And edit so cut him some slack yea :D
+DogeisGod If you really want him hacked, f*** off.
+Snowatic We sure do love Jackaboy, but that's not the thing. It's just the thing that if Jack starts a series that people will like, he should just do it, like he did with the other series like Undertale, Until Dawn or Fran Bow, that came out every 4-5days? And don't start it takes longer because of the editing, cause series like that got less editing that the regular 10-15min vids, they're more natural.
agreed :-)
Woah, Jack's Irish accent completely disappears when he sings! Cool.
and Peggy yea when people with accents sing, their accents dont show. its weird
and Peggy omg your name, your picture I love it❤
and Peggy when does he sing? What time in the video?
saw one of your comments in one of the previous vids
LaurenCover Songs. look up all the way and shut up
DETAINED!!!!!😈
next please☺️
What a two-faced person
Huhuhuhuhhuyyu
69 likes
I love you like jack loves matching data
I'm still watching this In 2017 this is my favorite game Series I love ya jackaboy
Harper Ant same I’m liking
Your comment
Harper Ant little potato man
Harper Ant
Same here
Same
YES! THANK YOU FOR MORE PAPERS, PLEASE I'M PRACTICALLY ADDICTED TO WATCHING YOU PLAY IT IF YOU STOP PLAYING IT I WILL DIE BECAUSE I NEED THIS GAME IN MY LIFE SENPAI JACK
So Jack can't do math.
The purpose of detaining is because you get paid 5 credits for every 2 people you detain. Meeting every person you detain is essentially worth 2.5 credits.
You also get paid 5 credits for every person. Processed whether you deny or accept them.
Whenever you accept someone you receive 5 credits. Whenever you deny someone you receive 5 credits.
Whenever you detain someone, you also receive 5 credits and then a 5 credit bonus. Every time you detain 2 people.
Meaning when you detain someone, you get 7.5 credits instead of 5.
So that means when you detain 2 people. You are getting paid 15 credits instead of 10. Which may not sound like it is worth it because it takes longer to detain someone than it does to deny them. But if you detain everyone possible by the end of the game, you end up making over 300 extra credits.
Jorji's dream finally came true, he got into Arstotzka
Every time someone got granted, I went “Okay!” like Jack. When they got denied, I yelled “DEENIIIIIIIEEED!”. And when they weren’t giving you what you needed to let them through, I went “Bull to the shitaki mushrooms!”
It’s so much fun to quote people!
Piss off bitch
Terry markichoot off**
Dylan Dillon oh shit just realised
What’s wrong with what I just said?
The fact that now you'r parents know you talk to yourself😊
WHEN HE STARTED SINGING SEAL THO XD OMG
I see you everywhere on Papers, Please.
+XileForever haha yeah!! :D I've been watching the series
+Jaida Ivy omg fellow person, I'm watching the series again too and right now I'm here
+Potato 69 omg yass! I'm just currently watching it :D never seen it before :3
Me : Hmm What Game Should I Download
*this videos pop out
*me watch the full siries
me : ok then download this game it's fun
"I AM A STRICT MAN OF ARSTOTZKA!"
meanwhile has papers of the order
9:27 "Speed is fucking key" --Jacksepticeye 2016
Planefan 08 oosss
Planefan 08 sorry
Planefan 08 frf
Planefan 08 3:21 balls to the walls 😂
Correction: 9:24 Speed is key
Jaackk, you get money when someone goes through your booth, it doesn't matter if you allow, deny or detain, you always get paid for it. Detaining gets you a bonus...
Jack you need to detain them because if you deny them u dont get money...
And u cant detain people unless they do something illegal like forging passports etc. soooo yeahhhh....
+Dariush CoolDKind i will make sure this gets to the top so jack can see it.
That's true, Jack you need to detain them. Don't just deny them!
+SaraAnn Riccio actually you get money just for somebody being on the platform detaining gets you a little extra money
+Chris Urioste ohkay, than he needs to know this if he wants extra money
He protecc
He attacc
but most importantly
their papers match
So I'm not the only one watching in 2019