Ex-Hitman REACTS to Hitman 3

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    • Ex-Hitman Reacts to Hi...
    Yes, he is with us for this episode of Experts React!
    Former Hitman John Alite, shares his expertise while watching assassination scenes from Hitman3. He ranks the best way of assassination, talks about CCTV and leaving the crime scene, and more.
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    HITMAN 3 is the dramatic conclusion to the World of Assassination trilogy and the culmination of a spy-thriller story that started in 2016. The entire trilogy can be played within HITMAN 3 and it is the perfect time for new players to enter the critically acclaimed World of Assassination.
    It introduces new features, weapons, and gameplay opportunities to make
    HITMAN 3 an incredible end to the trilogy. On top of their signature sandbox
    locations and unique puzzle gameplay, developers added a new multi-function camera, new ways to interact with the world, a ‘persistent shortcuts’ system, new post-mission rankings, a unified progression system, and a full-blown VR Mode.
    HITMAN 3 is the dramatic conclusion to the World of Assassination trilogy and takes players around the world on a globetrotting adventure to sprawling sandbox locations. Agent 47 returns as a ruthless professional for the most important contracts of his entire career.
    Supported by his Agency handler, Diana Burnwood, 47 joins forces with his
    long-lost friend Lucas Grey. Their ultimate mission is to eliminate the partners of Providence, a secret agency, but they are forced to adapt as their hunt intensifies. When the dust settles, 47 and the world he inhabits will never be the same again.
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  • @Gamology
    @Gamology  ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Watch the full video here:
    th-cam.com/video/jyz4IA9oHC0/w-d-xo.html

    • @MrBalrogos
      @MrBalrogos ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Video with killers are u kidding me?

    • @M4t3j_7
      @M4t3j_7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@MrBalrogosMafia killer*

    • @SHLATPLUMB
      @SHLATPLUMB 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@MrBalrogos hitman not a killer

    • @cheesecake389
      @cheesecake389 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@MrBalrogoswomp womp

  • @edmontonboy99
    @edmontonboy99 ปีที่แล้ว +64202

    Note to self; don’t lean on the same railing.

    • @zackm2299
      @zackm2299 ปีที่แล้ว +907

      Note to self; loosen all the railing

    • @cayde7207
      @cayde7207 ปีที่แล้ว +707

      Note to self: don’t piss off anyone rich enough to higher a hitman to kill me 😂

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Note to self: don't die

    • @psychoticdaizyproductions569
      @psychoticdaizyproductions569 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tim cook?

    • @nathanm8792
      @nathanm8792 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Loosen the rail drunk me forget ' I believe I can fly'

  • @reality.remixxxx4225
    @reality.remixxxx4225 ปีที่แล้ว +31816

    Imagine you're in heaven and you see your killer reacting to hitman videos and giving his professional opinion

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel ปีที่แล้ว +1439

      ... He was a mafia hitman. Killed other mafia guys. You REALLY think those goombas are going to heaven? Just a killer paid to kill other killers who otherwise woulda gotten off scot-free.

    • @reality.remixxxx4225
      @reality.remixxxx4225 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

      @@Kayriel hitmen can kill anybody who is a target. And you're getting upset over a joke 🙄

    • @XieTianXieDi888
      @XieTianXieDi888 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      You think dead people watch TH-cam in heaven? Really?

    • @reality.remixxxx4225
      @reality.remixxxx4225 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      @@XieTianXieDi888 bro doesn't know what a joke is 😭

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If there is a heaven.. I don’t think professional hitmen usually go there…

  • @ToxicBastard
    @ToxicBastard ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "I'm a former hitman"
    "Well I've never heard of you"
    "Thanks"

    • @mat7083
      @mat7083 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      “You will never hear this, either”
      “Wha- *Silencer shot to the head*

    • @shreeshbiyani6628
      @shreeshbiyani6628 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What do you do now.

  • @kokzos
    @kokzos ปีที่แล้ว +40244

    Next:
    Ex-Serial Killer reacts to gta

    • @halvorson566
      @halvorson566 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Or Skyrim rofl

    • @daddychill5904
      @daddychill5904 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

      *Ex nazi Adolf reacts to wolfenstein 2 *

    • @BreadEarthSociety
      @BreadEarthSociety ปีที่แล้ว

      “Ex-pedophile reacts to genshin impact”

    • @HalfAssHypeBeast
      @HalfAssHypeBeast ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Isn’t a hit man technically a serial killer

    • @Mobius_Finch
      @Mobius_Finch ปีที่แล้ว +259

      ​@@HalfAssHypeBeast a serial killer kills random people, a hit man has targets

  • @Autonomous_Don
    @Autonomous_Don ปีที่แล้ว +9444

    Funny how he’s just rating ways to murder people
    “I’m not a fan of that”
    “O but this here that’s how to do it”

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Professional review, son. We got pros reviewing musicians, artists, poets, chefs, writers, sports-type people... why not?

    • @samuelmcdonagh1590
      @samuelmcdonagh1590 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kayriel it just seems a bit out of touch to get an ex-murderer on for this. i mean, imagine being the family of a person he killed and seeing this bozo sitting around reviewing hitman, wouldn’t you be furious?

    • @randomaccount3365
      @randomaccount3365 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      "This is great!" In reaction to poisoning someone 🤣

    • @femmeshark
      @femmeshark ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@Kayrielyeah, let's glorify murder, great idea.

    • @antweeezzyyyantop6743
      @antweeezzyyyantop6743 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@femmesharkdoesn’t matter what you glorify the ground you’re standing on now was given through countless murders of others no matter how you put it mankind is built on the suffering of others like it or not glorify or detest

  • @notfamous4387
    @notfamous4387 ปีที่แล้ว +6437

    “Now professionally you wouldn’t beat the target with a raw fish and then shoot their corpse with your 30 round gun.”

    • @joeysmith7296
      @joeysmith7296 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Thats only for experts

    • @evanharrison6378
      @evanharrison6378 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Tf is a 30 round gun

    • @notfamous4387
      @notfamous4387 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@evanharrison6378 a very round gun

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@evanharrison6378 I would assume that it's a gun which can contain as many as 30 cartridges of ammunition. Let's say it's got a 30 round magazine.

    • @hugoguh1
      @hugoguh1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@evanharrison6378 the gun you get after round 30, hope i help have a good day

  • @Immortalvax
    @Immortalvax ปีที่แล้ว +12062

    “Yeah that’s what I woulda did” bruh 💀

    • @maxinac
      @maxinac ปีที่แล้ว +907

      It's the fond smile like he's thinking back on a proud memory that got me

    • @batyr123_
      @batyr123_ ปีที่แล้ว +54

      woulda done?

    • @ghostamster1414
      @ghostamster1414 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@batyr123_ no he said "woulda did"

    • @plaguedoctor5145
      @plaguedoctor5145 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Someone put a hit on his english teacher lmao

    • @LanceWasTak3n
      @LanceWasTak3n ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Shouldn’t this guy be in like jail or something

  • @iitzvlone161
    @iitzvlone161 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    “It’s a good hit” 🫣 dude just describe ending someone like if it was a shot in a basketball game

    • @alanheyes694
      @alanheyes694 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, he claims it was his job. If it was, he wouldn’t want to feel for anybody he is contracted to whack.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean, when your job is literally to kill people, what are you going to do? Make the hit, go home, scream and cry and have a breakdown until the call comes in for the next job?
      "Hey, go kill more evil mafia guys for our mafia." /whistles on way to work, cleanin' up some criminals, knowing there's more out there, but at least some won't be around tomorrow morning

    • @iitzvlone161
      @iitzvlone161 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kayriel i mean it wasn’t like I was saying it in a bad way take a chill pill yurski

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kayriel it’s gets much easier after the first time.. you might still have bad dreams or a conflicted conscience for a while but it fades, substance abuse might help but I learned it’s not the best way to tackle it as you can imagine, experience with time is the best healer in those regards.

    • @dannydanny865
      @dannydanny865 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro are you a hitman?

  • @callenvy
    @callenvy ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Bro giving tips and tricks 💀

    • @WarmPillowForever
      @WarmPillowForever 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Easily😂😂😂😂😂

    • @f.v1832
      @f.v1832 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro, I'm dying😂😂😂

  • @Humblemumble7
    @Humblemumble7 ปีที่แล้ว +9303

    Damn, I like this format! Can we find a former God of war to analyze God of War?

    • @Humblemumble7
      @Humblemumble7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      How far can we take this concept?

    • @mando-nx2uk
      @mando-nx2uk ปีที่แล้ว +145

      ​@@Humblemumble7 as far as it needs to go

    • @thegreatandpowerfulmerlin5476
      @thegreatandpowerfulmerlin5476 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Humblemumble7 former shitter reacts to shot simulator

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Chris Hemsworth reacts to God of War Ragnorock

    • @LegiamasC-OnTwitta
      @LegiamasC-OnTwitta ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Isaiah Comfort former savior of the realm reacts to closing the oblivion portals

  • @aliazrael9077
    @aliazrael9077 ปีที่แล้ว +20638

    the fact that he is an EX hitman...

    • @fake9103
      @fake9103 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

      I mean wouldn't he be in prison?

    • @jbird4165
      @jbird4165 ปีที่แล้ว +4427

      @@fake9103he got out. He was an ex hit man for the gambino family

    • @munawitdahoodie
      @munawitdahoodie ปีที่แล้ว +3008

      @@jbird4165 damn i didn’t know donald glover was a crime boss

    • @un_SweeTea
      @un_SweeTea ปีที่แล้ว +440

      ​@@jbird4165 that dude IS agent 47

    • @patrickbateman1701
      @patrickbateman1701 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      He’s a liar.

  • @reck5132
    @reck5132 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I thought he was gonna say "Anytime I see something like this, I get nostalgic"

    • @NoobDerric
      @NoobDerric 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just like the mafia man reacting to Mafia 2 lol

  • @SuperPRguru
    @SuperPRguru ปีที่แล้ว +4759

    Man is too comfortable 👀

    • @skaynne54
      @skaynne54 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably something he had to be during work.

    • @crackedpepper9116
      @crackedpepper9116 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Well he is an ex hitman lol

    • @zeussoulhd2169
      @zeussoulhd2169 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@crackedpepper9116 Someone who was a hitman before but now isn't. A former hitman

    • @crackedpepper9116
      @crackedpepper9116 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@zeussoulhd2169 that’s literally what I said 😂

    • @ShayaN9776
      @ShayaN9776 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bcz there is no justice. 🤣

  • @stealthsniper.4636
    @stealthsniper.4636 ปีที่แล้ว +26445

    EX- sexoffender reacts to kidnapping scenes in movies to see how real they are.💀

    • @leaf8175
      @leaf8175 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

      "ehhh you know I wouldn't go for the white van route, its too difficult"

    • @kennethrolon7314
      @kennethrolon7314 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ex pedo plays hello neighbor

    • @stealthsniper.4636
      @stealthsniper.4636 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@leaf8175 💀🚘

    • @stealthsniper.4636
      @stealthsniper.4636 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      @@kennethrolon7314 oh yeah that would be a wild video💀😂🚐🍭🍬

    • @zay_kash
      @zay_kash ปีที่แล้ว +36

      💀

  • @_TheZipper_
    @_TheZipper_ ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I like how he still appreciates gameplay mechanics even if they aren’t all realistic. Some of these guys go ballistic every time there’s a non-realistic gameplay element

    • @samu2842
      @samu2842 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude he's a murderer

    • @Heissslol
      @Heissslol ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samu2842nigga stop being a kill joy we know we didn’t say he’s a saint just enjoy the media

    • @djayden4661
      @djayden4661 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@samu2842 Ok we know, we know it's an immoral guy just let us talk about the video please

    • @aureklanderson4498
      @aureklanderson4498 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@samu2842and?

    • @jdj8168
      @jdj8168 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@samu2842probably killed other murderers anyway

  • @persontheguy
    @persontheguy ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    i love how not only was he giving the expert feedback and stuff but also went “haha cool game” makes me happy cuz this is one of my favorite game series

    • @writer5790
      @writer5790 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The expert feedback was common knowledge. It doesn't take intellgence to be a bad person.

    • @persontheguy
      @persontheguy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@writer5790 oh i just meant his job knowledge i guess i didn’t really know how to say it

    • @writer5790
      @writer5790 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@persontheguy no yeah, I totally got what you meant. I was just pointing out that his job is worthless.

    • @leoharper3888
      @leoharper3888 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@writer5790good for you man but talk less shit and you’ll live a lil happier

    • @Lotek117
      @Lotek117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Writer I wouldn't say that.. He was paid extremely well.... Plus the guys he was taking out were hardened mobsters so he had to be real good at what he did, most people get caught on their first murder against a regular old person. Now imagine a big tough armed mobster trying to kill you back...

  • @lass0
    @lass0 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    “this is great” *girl dying*

    • @not_moist
      @not_moist ปีที่แล้ว

      Its literally a fucking game clown and so?

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Considering she's an Agent 47 target she was probably not a good person. Which from what I've read is what this guy did, killed other mafia killers for the Gambino mafia. So it's very much in line with his previous job.

  • @197cm_chad
    @197cm_chad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Next: Ex-Alien reacts to Destroy All Humans

  • @letsgoracing745
    @letsgoracing745 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    He's got quite the sense of humor lol

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean he's still human

    • @Hollywood07
      @Hollywood07 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Probably helps with the career. 😂

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “That was cool I always like seeing that type of murder” lol

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because people who've heard the bad jokes have came up missing

  • @puttilepuffie
    @puttilepuffie ปีที่แล้ว +4148

    Ex hitman: just push him
    Gamers: just push him
    Dads: just shoot him
    Your friends: just push him

    • @halvorson566
      @halvorson566 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Your cat: just push EVERYTHING

    • @shoaggyyum6197
      @shoaggyyum6197 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@halvorson566fck cat

    • @suounguyen149
      @suounguyen149 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Just give birth and push

    • @VEE0034
      @VEE0034 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@suounguyen149 wtf

    • @AMT_AllMyThoughts
      @AMT_AllMyThoughts ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@halvorson566 lol

  • @Poooridge123
    @Poooridge123 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Ex-Hitman: *Witnesses a virtual assassination*
    Approved!

  • @Leatherface654
    @Leatherface654 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Kinda scary that he got SUPER excited (0:50) when the target get killed by poison... even tho he is a EX-Hitman.

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure he’s mafia hitman so he probably did a lot more kneecapping than murdering.

    • @katelyn.819
      @katelyn.819 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      It's always nice to see someone who does your job well

    • @BARelement
      @BARelement ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hmm why is he outta jail?

    • @glen8372
      @glen8372 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@BARelement cause he is, simple as that

    • @bigman88george3
      @bigman88george3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@BARelement singin'...

  • @DadBodFit
    @DadBodFit ปีที่แล้ว +617

    I love how we are in a time where an ex murderer can talk openly about how unrealistic the murder in a video game is.

    • @tomtucker2041
      @tomtucker2041 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      every now and then i think tha the internet aint so bad

    • @The_bolz
      @The_bolz ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a difference between murderer and hitman u fool

    • @valcard
      @valcard ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm honestly laughing my ass off right now, at the absurdity. xD

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tomtucker2041 it's evil. Primordial ooze is immorality so there's the truth.

    • @thebakery5555
      @thebakery5555 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Once a murderer
      Always a murderer. He’s not an ex murderer

  • @supfkrs
    @supfkrs ปีที่แล้ว +316

    This guy’s just a dishwater at an Italian joint.

    • @kidnamedpaint1690
      @kidnamedpaint1690 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i know its a joke but you can look bro up

    • @Broodjemetbeleg
      @Broodjemetbeleg ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol he was a hitman for the gambino crime family, I believe part of John Gotti’s crew

    • @bonvienhd9201
      @bonvienhd9201 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trust a waiter , those are the baddasses

    • @haminabowl7876
      @haminabowl7876 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was a real hitman

    • @LETUSPREY171
      @LETUSPREY171 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes as a hitmen i think he played the role of dishwater too

  • @lildevin2164
    @lildevin2164 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Man's really said "I would've just pushed him"😂😂

  • @BrutalCelt
    @BrutalCelt ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    Remember, the best hitmen/criminals are the ones you’ve never heard of

    • @The_bolz
      @The_bolz ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not realy no

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      This guy turned himself in to be a snitch iirc so it's not like he got caught due to incompetence on his part

    • @peytonmcelwain886
      @peytonmcelwain886 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@natem1579 he worked for the gambino crime family he’s the reason John got to was arrested

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never heard of this guy.

    • @natetate-jt7km
      @natetate-jt7km ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The_bolz yes really yes😂

  • @BreakingInDaHouse
    @BreakingInDaHouse 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Next video: ex-terrorist reacts to postal 2

  • @Mr_Fr34ky
    @Mr_Fr34ky ปีที่แล้ว +146

    **kicks railing**
    "Hey the fuck you doin man?"
    "You wouldn't understand"

  • @crazy-abe8465
    @crazy-abe8465 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Next: Ex- terrorist reacts to COD

    • @helenbutte4246
      @helenbutte4246 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No russian

    • @misterlove7895
      @misterlove7895 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ex natsi reacts to wolfenstein

    • @Iloveottersandgw2420
      @Iloveottersandgw2420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@misterlove7895imagine that happened

    • @HI_YEET
      @HI_YEET 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like ex german ww2 veteran

    • @bodoesstuff1202
      @bodoesstuff1202 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The airport 💀

  • @jacobwarmack8751
    @jacobwarmack8751 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    We’re just casually listening to a horrendous ex professional murderer

    • @kean1001
      @kean1001 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yes what's wrong with that, information can still be gained

    • @famalam943
      @famalam943 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@kean1001 yeah, let’s listen to isis’ opinion on suicide bombings next eh? Nothing unethical about that. JFC 🤦🏽

    • @haydenmalley1916
      @haydenmalley1916 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      ​@@famalam943technically it would be impossible to listen to an experienced suicide bomber lmao

    • @bruhmoment11111
      @bruhmoment11111 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ​@@famalam943 You clicked on the same video as the rest of us. You don't get to act moral now.

    • @Cosmic_Draugr
      @Cosmic_Draugr ปีที่แล้ว

      @@famalam943who cares people die everyday and the man left that life behind,you never knew the people why do you care who he killed

  • @ghost_of_kurdt_haunts_my_room
    @ghost_of_kurdt_haunts_my_room ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i also think it's really cool that the literal hit man is the only guy out of all these "x person reacts to thing they did but portrayed by video games" to be like "but it's neat and decently feasible for a video game half credit"

  • @dr.quandale58
    @dr.quandale58 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *woman choking from spiked drink
    hitman:”THIS IS GREAT.” 😀

  • @Lordofchaos7
    @Lordofchaos7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Next: Ex Viking reacts to assassins creed Valhalla

    • @monkeymonkeyson6743
      @monkeymonkeyson6743 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As s viking, that game is actually garage. The worst game i have ever played.
      (Im literally playing it now)

    • @vikingboi8568
      @vikingboi8568 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monkeymonkeyson6743 bro not one character in that that game is half way likeable, (except for Björn Nothelfer berserker who I liked) they all sucked.

    • @Lordofchaos7
      @Lordofchaos7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vikingboi8568 Ivarr was good aswell

    • @7pagemuda971
      @7pagemuda971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@monkeymonkeyson6743 you’re not a Viking lmfao

    • @rawpowerjagg
      @rawpowerjagg ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@monkeymonkeyson6743 garage

  • @lampshade6579
    @lampshade6579 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Now I know pushing someone off a ledge they're standing by, is more effective than hitting a sick throwing knife headshot. Thanks you.

  • @MrMarccloyd
    @MrMarccloyd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love that John Alite is commenting on Hitman. Ive read his book and play games and this is amazing. Would love to see more with him!

  • @Phatocatto
    @Phatocatto ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mister is going to yell out 'i just love killin'!' krombopulos michael style any second.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel ปีที่แล้ว

      Krombopulos Michael kinda felt like a guy you could hang with, y'know?

    • @forthemajor4787
      @forthemajor4787 ปีที่แล้ว

      so sad when he died

  • @amyhenrick9424
    @amyhenrick9424 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    We need to see the ER doctor (Jordan) react to Mortal Kombat 10 fatalities

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Doctor Mike did that once

  • @marclaventure441
    @marclaventure441 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Bro got brainrotified

    • @SebsBeenHere
      @SebsBeenHere หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Next:
    Ex-God reacts to GoW Ragnarök

    • @elmunus1
      @elmunus1 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Zeus seeing the virgin birth of Jesus* "That's not how I would've done it."

    • @theomni1012
      @theomni1012 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elmunus1 💀💀💀

  • @YourACun..t
    @YourACun..t ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Ain’t the point of being a hitman is to not talk about it

    • @itsnotthatserious9102
      @itsnotthatserious9102 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s a spy

    • @YourACun..t
      @YourACun..t ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsnotthatserious9102 no cause you work for private organizations who have your name and history on file like a regular job and you have the exact same info on them going and telling everyone your a hitman is suicide cause one of the people you put down can easily have a family or organization that wants revenge and worse case the government

    • @nickyson4life
      @nickyson4life ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He's likely been caught, served time, and had his face plastered to every law enforcement agency in every country he's ever thought about going into. Idk his name but after that happens, well the only real career path is social media marketing what you've done/experience. It's not illegal to talk about crimes you've been convicted for and served the sentence

    • @dustinjohnson492
      @dustinjohnson492 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not if your a rat

    • @jbird4165
      @jbird4165 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aren’t you a smart guy?

  • @biglean4137
    @biglean4137 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *dying from poison
    "I love this. This is very easy. Simple and quiet"

  • @Chrystair
    @Chrystair ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You've misread, he's actually Hitman's ex.

  • @not-sodeadinside7237
    @not-sodeadinside7237 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    next up: "former member of the nazi party reacts to schindler's list" and "ex al-qaeda member reacts to eggman blowing up the moon"

  • @blakusprime
    @blakusprime ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't appreciate how much I appreciate his practically.

  • @xnineteenturtlex7300
    @xnineteenturtlex7300 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy is actually a real hit man too like deadass

    • @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750
      @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how do you know?

    • @xnineteenturtlex7300
      @xnineteenturtlex7300 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 look ot up bruh

    • @xtremetuberVII
      @xtremetuberVII ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 Gambino Crime family made man. Still didn't snitch because he's alive, but no point not talking about the past that's already done and out of limitations anyway.

    • @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750
      @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xtremetuberVII didn't know. that's legit and weird honestly.like there's people that'll never see outside and they did some shit like a manslaughter or even murdered one person and this guy is free doing him after how many murders? wtf is justice or morality at this point? like why do some of us fret over talking to a girl or even stress over anything?

    • @Lifeofawarrior321
      @Lifeofawarrior321 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 I mean he was a hit man for the mob he killed other terrible people

  • @novak8n881
    @novak8n881 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Screams while being kicked off ledge
    Everyone else - Noticed that

    • @makerplays8
      @makerplays8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proceeds to think he tripped and fell

  • @dj_clipzz
    @dj_clipzz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Others : oh that's Brutal... 🥵
    Him : oh, pure Nostalgia 💀😎

  • @liamdaughton
    @liamdaughton ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Somebody should show this guy the homing briefcase kills

  • @nicholasnguyen5181
    @nicholasnguyen5181 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I swear… . This guy’s amazing 😂. Can’t wait to see more videos of him

  • @Vegeto644
    @Vegeto644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Yeah that's a good trick I already did it works wonderfull"

  • @lennybartholomew
    @lennybartholomew 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    that's what i would have did

  • @boa-sgt_reaperlivestreams5998
    @boa-sgt_reaperlivestreams5998 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yes it is, the loud scream when he’s falling to his death with alert everyone else, letting him fall off the edge is more to hide the body

    • @codaboggs8430
      @codaboggs8430 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most people have a hard time screaming when they’re falling

    • @personman8734
      @personman8734 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are the odds that you are going to land a perfect throw that will kill them instantly before they react over just pushing them over. Even if anyone notices him fall they won’t know that he was pushed. Even if he screams by the time the shock wears off he’ll probably be to far down to be heard.

    • @daddychill5904
      @daddychill5904 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy is a phoney probs did 2 jobs got caught thinks he's a real life hitman lol

  • @oskark6311
    @oskark6311 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ex-hitman talking about killing on video short
    10000% true

  • @theamericantexan6742
    @theamericantexan6742 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Let’s get Sun Tzu to react to WWIII 💀

  • @Call_me_E
    @Call_me_E ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I thought an ex hitman would be in witness protection program or something

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Melo - ??? Pls don’t tell me you thought GTA invented witness protection programs 💀

    • @OhLatte
      @OhLatte ปีที่แล้ว

      @@firstlast9846nooo realllyyyy ??????😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @kImJC1
      @kImJC1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      IN WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT

  • @Miauopold1515
    @Miauopold1515 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ed Kemper would be perfect for the next episode

  • @Giraffe319
    @Giraffe319 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, Matt le Blanc really let himself go after Friends ended

  • @ghstsamurai-4172
    @ghstsamurai-4172 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    note to self, don't stand near ledges

  • @nathanmclaughlin6652
    @nathanmclaughlin6652 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    We got ex mafia youtubers goddamn the Simpsons didn't predict this for the 2020's.

  • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
    @Kiss_My_Aspergers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like it when they get experts who understand they're comparing their real-life experiences to a _video game_ and that "realistic" doesn't always mean "fun". He seems like a chill dude. I guess you'd have to be to have had a job like his...

  • @mcjagggerd
    @mcjagggerd ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who on earth would believe this dude is a hitman?
    If he openly admits to murder for hire, he’d be in jail, likely for life

    • @Nightmareomg9091
      @Nightmareomg9091 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most hitmens work for the government.

    • @jonathancunningham4042
      @jonathancunningham4042 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kill for hire not murder

    • @mcjagggerd
      @mcjagggerd ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jonathancunningham4042 killing for hire is literally murder lol

    • @Ivangee87
      @Ivangee87 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a paid actor 😅

    • @calvintyler9281
      @calvintyler9281 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mcjagggerd one's a job.

  • @jonahchalom3159
    @jonahchalom3159 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That first clip, i THINK it is also best to push them off because people cannoy trace it back to you. With a knife, people can EASILY trace it back to you

    • @xander6153
      @xander6153 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont know what the logic there is, but I assume u mean getting rid of the crime scene is easier throwing them off? But at that point just stab them and throw them off

    • @M0rinkashi
      @M0rinkashi ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOU.
      I'm kinda surprised he didn't point out the fact that Agent 47 was holding the knife with his *bare hand* and would've been inspected by investigators if he decided to throw the knife at the target.

    • @jonahchalom3159
      @jonahchalom3159 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xander6153 the detectives could have gotten fingerprints from the knife, meaning you would have been a suspect. If you had pushed them off, especially with an elbow or something covered, the scene would have been untraceable

  • @MJ-bq6hh
    @MJ-bq6hh ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wouldn’t be smiling or giving tips, I would be ashamed and sad of remembering those actions to others.

    • @ampharosfan75
      @ampharosfan75 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok but this is funny

    • @shaunnormandy
      @shaunnormandy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude was a hitman, remorse probably isn't in the cards for a guy like that

    • @calvintyler9281
      @calvintyler9281 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depends who you killed.

  • @apeblackberry3641
    @apeblackberry3641 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hitman : I would just push him
    Target : Start screaming and alert everyone in the building
    Also Hitman : Surprised pikachu face...

  • @antoinettecarvajal6441
    @antoinettecarvajal6441 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love man three and you’re really good at it

  • @mkblack98
    @mkblack98 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Woman leans over and dies*
    Him: This is great!

  • @Lusiggy
    @Lusiggy ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm sorry this guy is a WHAT

    • @challicorleone4566
      @challicorleone4566 ปีที่แล้ว

      Al liar and a snitch look him up John alite

    • @nashhanson1577
      @nashhanson1577 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      An ex hitman.. went to prison, did his time now he talks about it

  • @NikoEdits55
    @NikoEdits55 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that he has assassinated people is crazy

  • @MonkeySupa7
    @MonkeySupa7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Where did you find this guy? I'm concerned about this channel

    • @venkkooo
      @venkkooo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably just a mafia hitman.

    • @reinerbraun9103
      @reinerbraun9103 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “I’m concerned about this channel” 🤓🤓🤓

    • @shhshdjsbsihdjdjejs1288
      @shhshdjsbsihdjdjejs1288 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Im concerned about this channel"🤓🤓🤓

    • @yeetjones927
      @yeetjones927 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I'm concerned about this channel" 🤓🤓🤓

    • @cosmicintervention9869
      @cosmicintervention9869 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'm channeled about this concern" 🤓🤓🤓

  • @jacobpage8028
    @jacobpage8028 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have inspired a new fear: I will never lean on a railing in a tall building.

  • @littleredyeti2298
    @littleredyeti2298 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yeah that’s what I woulda did

  • @MrConcrete234
    @MrConcrete234 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ex yeah that’s what I woulda did reacts to yeah that’s what I woulda did gameplay

  • @mugeninfinite7246
    @mugeninfinite7246 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I ain’t finna tell y’all how to get away with murder”

  • @thefilmadvocate6192
    @thefilmadvocate6192 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What's an ex hitman doing outside of prison? 💀

    • @xander6153
      @xander6153 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Melo he shouldn’t be allowed to roam free

    • @Cosmic_Draugr
      @Cosmic_Draugr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xander6153yea he should

    • @xander6153
      @xander6153 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cosmic_Draugr he killed many people, good behavior or not, that man should have a non-interchangeable life sentence with no chance of parole

    • @deactivatedHonda
      @deactivatedHonda ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Cosmic_Draugrno he shouldn't, murderers don't deserve to roam.

    • @SonnyDraxler
      @SonnyDraxler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@deactivatedHondaHe killed other criminals tho

  • @Dinayrys
    @Dinayrys ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • @tristinjohnson699
      @tristinjohnson699 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The waffle house has found its new host

    • @jussytheboi901
      @jussytheboi901 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The waffle house has found its new host

    • @NoodleSaurus-Rex
      @NoodleSaurus-Rex ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Waffle House has found it’s new host

    • @Mwright4444
      @Mwright4444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop Selling.

    • @chief2632
      @chief2632 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host

  • @CumtownAndConspiracyClips
    @CumtownAndConspiracyClips ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It puts a smile on face to see a real hitman appreciate the Hitman Game! 🤣

  • @las2212
    @las2212 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The waffle house has found it’s new host

    • @andersnaugle4105
      @andersnaugle4105 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Waffle House has found it’s new host

    • @professionaldumbass3205
      @professionaldumbass3205 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The waffle house has found it's new host

    • @Spiralbigboy
      @Spiralbigboy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Waffle House has found it's new host.

    • @keeghanburk7906
      @keeghanburk7906 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Waffle House has found its new host

    • @ypob2007
      @ypob2007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The waffle house has found it’s new host

  • @MothMan-dh9xq
    @MothMan-dh9xq ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Waffle House had found it’s new host

    • @rhys_finch
      @rhys_finch ปีที่แล้ว

      The Waffle House has found it’s New Host

    • @murderousbanana3553
      @murderousbanana3553 ปีที่แล้ว

      The waffle house has found it's new host.

    • @NikolayHizenprof
      @NikolayHizenprof ปีที่แล้ว

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • @ambiguity9608
      @ambiguity9608 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Waffle House has found it’s new host

    • @NoodleSaurus-Rex
      @NoodleSaurus-Rex ปีที่แล้ว

      The Waffle House has found it’s new host

  • @someguy2842
    @someguy2842 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    No one
    Ex hitman/killer: “Yeah that’s what I would’ve did”

  • @juntus89
    @juntus89 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Unless he's a complete expert with that knife"
    Agent 47: *blinks* really?

  • @obscenity
    @obscenity ปีที่แล้ว

    The thing about hitman is he has the experience of every possible profession, so he is good at everything, knife throwing, drums, dancing, everything.

  • @finn_in_the_bin5263
    @finn_in_the_bin5263 ปีที่แล้ว

    Counter-argument to the railing bit- npc tracking. It's a coded game, so you genuinely can know for sure exactly who is gonna lean on which railing at what time XD

  • @bigbird4481
    @bigbird4481 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro the "I would have just pushed him" caught me off guard

    • @msimon_1
      @msimon_1 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      true though in real life the knife goes down too and is a murder weapon instead of a possible accident

  • @ryanv7681
    @ryanv7681 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the tips, very useful

  • @whitewolf152
    @whitewolf152 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Next on Gameology. Wanted arsonist watches firefighters extinguish flame

  • @blaze_R_ine
    @blaze_R_ine ปีที่แล้ว

    Thx for the tutorial! Been searching up tutorials for hours and found the perfect one! Works perfectly! THANK YOU!!

  • @curiousconsultant7922
    @curiousconsultant7922 ปีที่แล้ว

    My guy has the smile of a man reminiscing on simpler happier times. Which in context is quite scary

  • @Slayde248
    @Slayde248 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how he doesn’t call them stupid or anything because it’s not real or what he would have done, he still complements how it’s looks cool and could still technically work

  • @bdsp3172
    @bdsp3172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ex Elden Lord Reviews ER to see how accurate it is

  • @lamCracky
    @lamCracky ปีที่แล้ว

    The series is honestly underrated.

  • @outlawkingsoul194
    @outlawkingsoul194 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    More maps and hitman is going to forever be the best game

  • @ModelWesson
    @ModelWesson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "yea i woulda just pushed him off" sure hitman, the really loud and obvious scream in question:

    • @Uwhwvwgwh
      @Uwhwvwgwh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sure but you forget you can just say he slipped

  • @LightYagami210
    @LightYagami210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Riiiiiight this guy was a probably just an ad in the back of Soldier of Fortune. 😂

  • @andrewmurray8958
    @andrewmurray8958 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pushing him you risk him screaming

  • @jacobjeleniewski8694
    @jacobjeleniewski8694 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how he acknowledges its not so practical but its a game so its pretty unique and scary

  • @cocolean420
    @cocolean420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He would scream at the top of his lungs alerting everybody

  • @KnightlyNeon
    @KnightlyNeon ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ah yes, the good ol homing briefcase. I used that many times back in my day."

  • @apax2901
    @apax2901 ปีที่แล้ว

    *New fear unlocked*
    Never leaning on railings ever again

  • @johnalite
    @johnalite ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for Having Me ! Remember this is a game 😂