TheOneChief What, you're not enjoying being held hostage by the two-party system because dividing voters with options is instant death for their cause?
Captain Doomsday No you got me wrong, i would absolutely love to be held hostage some more. Oh wait, i live in Norway, where the voting system is not shit, that's too bad.
Obito Senju Because the election this year is coming up and it still seems like both parties view each other this way. Although this video is very exaggerated.
In both scenarios, America lost territory, the schools were underfunded, and the 5th(?) grader got pregnant and was disturbed by some aspect of dinner.
The joke is that both parties only cater to corporate interests & fear monger to the extremists on their side while at the same time not actually caring about what the majority of Americans want. It couldn’t be more accurate.
@Susan Wojicickcicic The U.S isn't the only place with something like the SAT. It's basically something colleges look at when during the admission process (though I don't think colleges consider SAT scores to be as vital as they used to)
sarysa Not really the big government is what we Republicans don't want! We are also the military super power but we have reserved for a reason and our tech advancements put us at more then we need people! Not to mention getting rid of guns would be taking them from the good people but still letting the criminals have!
Yeah. If they did a 'If Trump wins' they could include threatening nuclear war, white supremacists marching through the streets, pushing other world leaders around. Oh wait.
I watch this every election just to calm myself down. Also, the dad who married a box turtle looks like a chill dude. Edit circa 2024: nvm this isn't helping anymore
Eric Blair whilst that is true republicans and democrats are the main 2 I’m not saying the others are invalid or anything but it’s always republican and democrat that get 1st and 2nd
2008: Boy, aren't we silly. Look how ridiculous we're being. 2020: This is hitting a little too close to accurate. 2021: Remember when we thought this was a crazy exaggeration? Good times, good times.
People in the 10s: "Let's make some funny exaggerations about what might happen. People will laugh about these since they are and ever will be far from truth." People in the 20ties: "What a good documentation of recent events."
@@harpersmith1400 bru u rly think this is gonna be remembered in a few months? If this happened in the 90's it'd be something WAY BIGGER than 9/11, The Gulf Wars and The Vietnam Wars COMBINED. But now? Heh, lets see if people remember this in 5 months lol
Things that need to be updated: The liberals need communist flags, transgender jokes, absolutely no white people in it The Republicans need more racist jokes, walls, pictures of Trump next to Jesus The thing they both need is more talking in an unintelligable language.
@@kanyevil127 And they are trying to ban abortion so if a woman gets pregnant accidentally can’t get rid of the unplanned baby and has to take care for it because the cheap condoms didn’t work
@@kanyevil127 you realize there's not enough parents willing to adopt a child, so they unwanted babies likely would be in a government-funded care center for a while, unless the government starts allowing same-sex couples to adopt, either of which the Republicans (or Conservatives up here) aren't quite supportive of.
@John Smith Do you not realize that gay couples can adopt children and conservatives are not stoping it. Trump a republican is in the White House and gay couples are still allowed to adopt babies did you not realize that or are you just brainwashed. Not to say condoms breaking are not a common thing and you should have sex when you are old enough to be a parent. It isn’t that hard. And even at the worst of the worst situation which is very unlikely. Would you rather a child live in a adoption centre until it’s an adult or it having zero chance at life and it dying before it can even be in this world. You are insane if you answer the second option.
Zelda Fan77, Wow, way to turn something that was refreshingly nonpartisan and actually funny, into probably another one of these BS threads where everybody goes to agree and stroke each other’s egos. Congratulations 🎉
I just realized something that probably not even intentional, but the generic terrorist is carrying a Western Weapon, and the US soldier is carrying a Soviet weapon.
Honestly the message remains the same. Both parties are terrible and the American people will suffer regardless of whether the Republicans or the Democrats win.
@King Lupus Trump's besties with Epstein, Roy Moore was a *republican* official, 58 people died last year in the US to far-right mass shooters (0 from leftists), in the UK there was the assassination of Jo Cox, in Australia and New Zealand we have the Christchurch shooter (Australia exported him, so, mixed credit)... The right is pushing to criminalize abortions - and, in places where it won't go that far, to remove reasonable access to it - gerrymandering was OK'd by the Supreme Court, the UN has declared that the US is a developing nation, and the far left fringe elements are pushing for... centrist policies by European standards. The right were wrong.
@@rossjames8839 Epstein was besties with many people who are not right-wing. Plus, Trump can't be called a right-winger the way people think what the right represents. And that is why Trump can't be pinned. As for mass shooters, they are actually not right-wingers if you look at their background and what they actually have written. Now with abortion, I guess you prefer what the left is pushing--killing the baby late term, mid-birth and even right after birth if the mother wants to do so. It used to be abortion during the first trimester only. And before you accuse me of being a right-winger, I am actually a libertarian who does not believe in a big government which both the Democrats and the Republicans seem to favor with their big budgets and infringement of individual liberties.
Remember when it was accurate to say, “Both of y’all calm down. You’re more alike than you are different, and you’ve painted an absurd caricature of the other side.” It’s not funny or true anymore.
@@dinosaurusrex1482 They are both liberals, the difference between the democrats and republicans is tiny in comparison to the difference between democrats and leftists.
@@dinosaurusrex1482 Depends on who you ask, Marx used those terms almost interchangeably, there are differences, but one necessitates the other, so it's just semantics.
Unfortunately they'll probably never be this fun because Chelsea Clinton is on the board of directors for IAC (The company that owns the college humor brand).
@@andreikovacs3476 Yea, and South America, New Zealand, Asia, the middle east, you know, THE WORLD. Or when they burned US flags in Iran they were just trying to guess which colour flame was hotter? 🙄
@@sreeshpoudyal807 Depends on the person. Many Nepalis see it as the McCain version. I've been to Nepal and I have family members there. Many people there view America as this place where gun crimes are crazily rampant (which is very true ngl) and where teengirls run around getting pregnant and starting families in their teens. It's the same where I live (North East India). Generally, most parts of the world has negative view of the US.
There is a lot of attention to detail in this video! You have to watch several times to catch everything. And, of course, it's still extremely relevant.
Like I'm not ritch. But I will inherit my dad's business someday and if it does as good as it did with him I don't want to share my money unless it's with my wife and kids.
Why do we even need party systems? Honestly, if politicians weren't so confined to agreeing with what-ever their party says, Democratic or Republican, then maybe we'd see a bit more open-mindedness and actually *gasp* cooperate!
Without parties how do we have an election? One side picks a candidate then the other, and then we have the main election. How is one side suppose to even be defined without parties? It's annoying when people complain about parties.
At his farewell address, Washington warned The United States not to form political parties or take sides in foreign wars and what did we do, the exact opposite.
Somehow I feel like this type of comedy is less divisive. I could see both me (a democrat) and a republican laughing at both parts. We need more comedy like this
Yeah, I laughed at both of them even though I'm far from being centrist (I'm a progressive Democrat). Besides, as others have pointed out, this has become less outlandish in the past 5 years or so.
It’s because it’s genuinely funny. Even as Democrats as much as we shit on Republicans for their shitty pronoun jokes lots of times we propagate shitty low effort “Trump is an idiot” jokes. This video is actually well done in that it focuses more on the jokes than it does in its message
Not a single republican has actually reduced the size of the government. Every republican president so far lowered taxes by printing & borrowing money, while increasing spending. The entire Republican platform is based on economic irresponsibility. So they aren't reducing the size of government on the economic scale. And in terms of social policies and foreign policy they definitely fall on the authoritarian interventionist side. The fact that they still run under the "smaller government" slogan always amazes me.
Yuno I'm guessing you haven't seen the people who have burned the American flag, or the people who are waving the flag of every other nation but ours (because somehow ours is offensive), or how certain groups refuse to bring up the topic of Islamic terrorism and you even have (not here in the US..... yet) certain western leaders saying their citizens need to live with terrorism now.
@@gerstein03 the Supreme Court was supposed to hear a case on the selective service being in violation of the 14th amendment but I don’t think it ended up going anymore
Soviet who Cuts still from some points of view the other sides are idiots, and that’s what’s great about this video. It captures what for example you would think a republican America looks like a vise versa for me
Alberto Hernández Gastelú ????? How tf is collegehumor buzzfeed today? Their videos are literally parodies of buzzfeed. Completely different. You whiny ass pansy.
Hiro Fox No they are pretty similar. They both push a liberal view onto people while saying that America is racist and it is all the white males’ fault. If they made this video in 2016 then they would’ve said that Hillary was perfect and Trump was Hitler.
Andrew Kent I dont know. Dont get me wrong It does sound amazing, But there are shity things that outway the good. Like the terrorists or the "wrong awnser tax"
+Vengeful Spirit The Democrat-world in this video doesn't really look like an autocracy. More like a weed-fueled state of pseudo-anarchy with some lazily, ill-applied state socialism, I'd say.
+Fangadora Wolfen Well socialism is not nearly as bad as the other, it doesn't work in the extreme case but socialism is used successfully in most of Western Europe. Don't belive solcialism works? Look at Germany the country with the third richest economy in the world. America has alot of socialism too. We just don't call it that. Heard of public libraries, public school, public transportaion etc.? All socialist. You need capitalism to water it down if not... just google Greece. Conservatives say socialism is evil to hide the fact that conservatism doesn't work, don't believe it? look up Kansas, Illinois, or the entire south. Why are so many people Conservative? The same reason their were so many Nazis, people can be easily to tricked into believing in bullshit. #DonaldTrump2016 #'Merica!
Elaina M wow you do realize that everyone will pay way more tax under your system, and that you are taking away your own power right? Hes not a slave, you are, and you're letting it happen, pushing an agenda that will take away freedom of speech entirely, and have the IRS working like crazy. I would say,"oh that's sad", but I dont want to high road like some people do *cough* Democrats *cough*. Its your decision, and I dont think you need mental help, I think you're being lied to, and you believe everything that the Democrats are telling you
Gentlemen please, it's clear to see that under the current ping-pong party system which only allows two opposing viewpoints is a clear reason why everyone is at each other throats. We can all get behind the common goal of electoral reform so that voters can be represented by the party that suits them best. Classic liberals may not like the look of the current Democratic party, and moderate conservatives may not like the direction of the Republican party, but they have to vote for them as they are "not the other side". If we had a multi-party system moderate coalitions could be created to stop this constant slide to the far left and far right. Elaina wants a more left wing government, possibly more than the current Democratic establishment can tolerate. So therefore they should be able to vote for a party that best represents their views to create a government which best represents the 325 million Americans views as much as possible.
leith daboss its a joke mate... theres a video of a dude who tries to burn the eu flag and fails because flags have to be made from non flammable material
Adrian Steiner ...that's actually a decent idea. Avoids the issue of stripping a person's right to burn the flag while simultaneously causing a hilarious spectacle at the actual attempt.
12 years later and I finally realized that the arab guy is yelling " RESPECT YOUR TEACHER! RESPECT YOUR TEACHER !"
Such words
TWELVE???
Just checked the upload date, HOLY FUCKING SHIT
@@sodiboo HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am Arab and I can’t understand it
I also just realized that in both of these, the schools are underfunded.
educated people wouldn't vote on those bastards, so they will keep it underfunded
Dats true tho
+Wilson Godoy educated people would force an actually working voting system.
TheOneChief What, you're not enjoying being held hostage by the two-party system because dividing voters with options is instant death for their cause?
Captain Doomsday No you got me wrong, i would absolutely love to be held hostage some more.
Oh wait, i live in Norway, where the voting system is not shit, that's too bad.
Has anyone else noticed that in both scenarios, the US loses some territory.
well California is super blue and no one wants Florida because Florida man
@TheCandyCouch actually no only Texas and maybe one more state is gone the rest is till in the us
@TheCandyCouch They didn't "lose" Cali. The entire coastline is flooded.
In the second one the ocean took territory
It’s them saying rising oceans take away the land
For whatever historian from 2050 sees this, this used to be satire
Gonna be censored for inciting a violent protest in 2023, also we stopped believing in history in 2027.
@@hurktang then we burned down the TH-cam headquarters in 2030 for having an opinion.
@@badabing9402 and in 2032 we collectively accept that there is no such thing as "truth" as our god, robo-bezos has told us.
@@badabing9402 2040 we actually WERE a socialist utopia for a year but then a meteor hit russia
@@vikmanphotography7984 numerous attempts on bezos's lack of life happened in 2040
This has aged like a fine french wine
How
Obito Senju yeah I know people say this on everything and it doesn’t make any sense
Obito Senju Because the election this year is coming up and it still seems like both parties view each other this way. Although this video is very exaggerated.
@@ordinaryguy6654 Oh that. I thought it was nations that became this way. Thanks for the answer.
Found the enlightened centrist
I started as a teacher during the Obama years... Damn, I didn't know I could have taxed my students all that time.
You snooze, you lose.
You should have. Opportunity missed.
you slumber, a cucumber
I couldn’t help but notice your profile pic. Hello fellow meme.
@@ohno6528 is... is this that video of those two beaked brothers talking about weird shit?
*DAD WHOS MARRIED TO BOX TURTLE*
POG
Poor box turtle-
I'm guessing he was high on some weird drug.
Ain’t gona ask how he’s gona play bed with that creature 😂
As long as he’s not getting weird with that box turtle, he seems like a pretty cool dude 😂
In both scenarios, America lost territory, the schools were underfunded, and the 5th(?) grader got pregnant and was disturbed by some aspect of dinner.
Some things are universally bad!
The joke is that both parties only cater to corporate interests & fear monger to the extremists on their side while at the same time not actually caring about what the majority of Americans want. It couldn’t be more accurate.
“Remember, you will be tested on the tests on the test test next week.”
This isn’t made-up, this is reality. XD
If you live in Virginia this is sadly a think called the SOL.
Sat right??
Was this comment written by a middle schooler
Am I relating to a middle school student
@Susan Wojicickcicic The U.S isn't the only place with something like the SAT. It's basically something colleges look at when during the admission process (though I don't think colleges consider SAT scores to be as vital as they used to)
Aren't exams essentially test tests? I mean they test you on all the tests you have had so far.
Eight years later and it's still pretty relevant. Also, kudos on dressing down both parties' extremist fears.
DAT PROFILE PIC DOE!
sarysa Not really the big government is what we Republicans don't want! We are also the military super power but we have reserved for a reason and our tech advancements put us at more then we need people! Not to mention getting rid of guns would be taking them from the good people but still letting the criminals have!
Yeah. If they did a 'If Trump wins' they could include threatening nuclear war, white supremacists marching through the streets, pushing other world leaders around. Oh wait.
sarysa is
I FUCKING SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING COMPUTER SCREEN!!!!
Comedy dies when people can't laugh at themselves.
True sadly I suck at that.
I'm ok with that. It's possible to make funny jokes without being offensive to peoole
@Mr. Vic Are you serious? A whole lot of people keep saying that😑😑
I'm a Republican and I ended up laughing more at the second one. 😂
straight facts
This is very accurate of the side I don't like and a completely ridiculous caricature of the side I do like. 10/10 would be partisan again.
Underrated comment
I watch this every election just to calm myself down.
Also, the dad who married a box turtle looks like a chill dude.
Edit circa 2024: nvm this isn't helping anymore
Dude married a box turtle, he's got no worries
Ozzy Hyena would he be considered a furry or a scaley?
So does the box turtle.
Because he always finishes his blunt.
Well he has to be chill. Hes taking life slowly. One step at a time
I mean, atleast they made fun of both sides, not just one
There are more than two sides.
@HexBoo Yes we do
Eric Blair whilst that is true republicans and democrats are the main 2 I’m not saying the others are invalid or anything but it’s always republican and democrat that get 1st and 2nd
theyre more making fun of how each party sees the other, rather than how each party is
Amy Park I know I was just explaining that republican and democrat are the main 2.
You know what’s crazy.. this girl is like 22 now.. or older.
Damn
Damn
Damn
That little black girl is starting college.
Damn
2008: Boy, aren't we silly. Look how ridiculous we're being.
2020: This is hitting a little too close to accurate.
2021: Remember when we thought this was a crazy exaggeration? Good times, good times.
Hahhaha!!! I am crying of laughter!! Soooo true!
I mean, the exaggerations of what the other side will do are accurate, but this is still very far off from what’s happening on both sides.
Even the movie Idiocracy too
@@reillymcwriting yeah, but the point is things have become so incredibly polarised you'll actually find people who view "the other side" like this
@@meigab I’m crying but not from laughing.
That moment when this was made 8 years ago and you can switch out the names with Trump and Hilary and it would still be relevant.
kinda the point
Because they're the same parties, genius.....
😹
Only it might be true this time.
Yes, but Trump has shown how far a leader can change the view of a party.
People in the 10s: "Let's make some funny exaggerations about what might happen. People will laugh about these since they are and ever will be far from truth."
People in the 20ties: "What a good documentation of recent events."
if this was made yesterday, all they'd have to do is change the president's names and call it a documentary
"twenty"ties
January 6th, 2021.
Boy even this comment is outdated now
@@harpersmith1400 bru u rly think this is gonna be remembered in a few months? If this happened in the 90's it'd be something WAY BIGGER than 9/11, The Gulf Wars and The Vietnam Wars COMBINED. But now? Heh, lets see if people remember this in 5 months lol
This was filmed 9 years ago and is still accurate to how different parties think.
You know the girl that was eating dinner. She is probably an adult now. Feel old yet?
I think it's more accurate now than it was 9 years ago
It was as accurate as it could get for the if the democrats win bit
Justin Gamble r/ woooooosh
Things that need to be updated:
The liberals need communist flags, transgender jokes, absolutely no white people in it
The Republicans need more racist jokes, walls, pictures of Trump next to Jesus
The thing they both need is more talking in an unintelligable language.
They forgot to say grace before dinner. 10 year minimum
This literally looked homemade and then i realized this video is 11 years old
Old enough to enter an Epstein party
The good old days
@@lu881 didn't kill himself
Pretty sure the budget is still higher than todays videos. Not sure how they got all that money back then
Even if it was homemade, it's still hilarious
I just realized why the girls in the second scenario had babies...
@Simon Eminger Because abortions are illegal
@hapis what do you mean? Republicans are trying to make condoms cheaper and more affordable so people don’t end up in that situation.
@@kanyevil127
And they are trying to ban abortion so if a woman gets pregnant accidentally can’t get rid of the unplanned baby and has to take care for it because the cheap condoms didn’t work
@@kanyevil127 you realize there's not enough parents willing to adopt a child, so they unwanted babies likely would be in a government-funded care center for a while, unless the government starts allowing same-sex couples to adopt, either of which the Republicans (or Conservatives up here) aren't quite supportive of.
@John Smith Do you not realize that gay couples can adopt children and conservatives are not stoping it. Trump a republican is in the White House and gay couples are still allowed to adopt babies did you not realize that or are you just brainwashed. Not to say condoms breaking are not a common thing and you should have sex when you are old enough to be a parent. It isn’t that hard. And even at the worst of the worst situation which is very unlikely. Would you rather a child live in a adoption centre until it’s an adult or it having zero chance at life and it dying before it can even be in this world. You are insane if you answer the second option.
The second one is pretty much how Europeans see the US already :D
we see the first one, trust me
We in austria see both
They are both stupid....
Im from europe and I see the US as the first one
@@kriza891 Where in europe do you live???
Tbh I see America as the second one too
16 years later and this is still aging like fine wine.
Exactly. Both parties are just scummy politicians where 1 likes gays and the other doesn't.
The funny thing is that the country turned into both of these at the same time
How
Lol somehow we got the worst of both worlds
Honestly, I can't argue with that.
Java Sea No, I’m pretty sure it’s mostly a right wing thing.
Zelda Fan77, Wow, way to turn something that was refreshingly nonpartisan and actually funny, into probably another one of these BS threads where everybody goes to agree and stroke each other’s egos. Congratulations 🎉
2:04
Well. I mean. That’s all schools. Doesn’t matter the party for this one
Syd Pop facts😂
So is 2:36
you mean american schoold xD
@@brianlee222 Kids get expelled in kindergarten for playing cops and robbers. What statement are you trying to make?
@@ShaySuveran Wait, really???
"you can barely taste the oil"
America:oil? Oil! Oil!!!!!!
*Fortunate son plays in the distance*
*starts up helicopter*
*grabs guns*
*equips cowboy hat*
*Marries sister*
I just realized something that probably not even intentional, but the generic terrorist is carrying a Western Weapon, and the US soldier is carrying a Soviet weapon.
I love how the 2nd one is how every country in Europe views America
Also first
Even after democrat victory this is still how the world veiws us.
can confirm
as a european, i can confirm
@@Demicleas yes
Somethings never stop being relevant, don't they?
It took me a while to understand this because I didn't notice the video was uploaded in 2008... but wow. I agree with you.
+Keith L. Yeah, you got a point.
Don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Calvin_Coolage I'm going to go buy some root beer today
Benjamin Aswad Chug a 2 Liter for me, fam.
"and daddy who married a box turtle" 😂
And If they had sex........
@@sgtdornan5211 what a wonderful thing to immediately think of
And it's also basically how:
Americans imagine Europe
Americans imagine China
How Americans imagine Europe vs. how Europeans imagine America tbh
@@fallingforfiction8507 Yeah
If this is how Americans imagined China they would be in camps for their religion
@@Noid The Chinese official religion is communism
@@u06jo3vmp Republicans are opposites of communism. So yeah TheNoid is right
Remember when we thought THAT was the dirtiest, most vicious and most vitriolic election ever? haha..haha..ha....
yeah this last one got pretty crazy
wait 'till next one!
Kalahridudex a blk prez?!
Vice President candidates being Augusto Pinochet and Pol Pot.
Kalahridudex, heh...heh heh...heh...😐
i was ready to hear about trump, hillary, and sanders because i didn't look at the date XD
Same.
Ghostly Swag
I DID A GLITCH
Honestly the message remains the same. Both parties are terrible and the American people will suffer regardless of whether the Republicans or the Democrats win.
It was about the third party for me.
Actually, the point was that the other parties excessively demonize the other to win votes.
lol just realized that the girl who got an abortion in the first one is holding a baby in the second
And with one reason
Conservative 👏 Republicans 👏 are 👏 against 👏 abortions 👏
@@WindowsXPMapping1 shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place
@@heavenascended what?
@@WindowsXPMapping1 ?
@@WindowsXPMapping1 abortions aren't a good thing
Independents:
Literally nothing happens because they'll never get elected.
Maybe they should after seeing each president reverse the previous presidents actions
The McCain ending is how the rest of the world sees America
i can tell u now on behalf of the rest of the world its true
Thomas LM
The rest of world should worry about their own problems first.
Ian Lopez the irony
Kevin Arzola
Which is?
Ian Lopez mostly that the US has the most problems in comparison to most and we start everyone else’s problem and then leave without fixing it.
That kid in blue nailed it.. Damn.. Would make a great actress if she wants to pursue it
Aphyrius kid is probably like 20 now
@@simrenbajaj6000 and has a onlyfans.
@@rajadhirajmaharaj shame on you
@@rajadhirajmaharaj how in the he'll do you know that?
@@ianowens1905 lol
this is the most boring 10 year challenge, nothing has changed!
Actually it had changed, but in the way that no one wanted
@Cafe Noir who in particular?
Kevin soll spielen kommem
@King Lupus
Trump's besties with Epstein, Roy Moore was a *republican* official, 58 people died last year in the US to far-right mass shooters (0 from leftists), in the UK there was the assassination of Jo Cox, in Australia and New Zealand we have the Christchurch shooter (Australia exported him, so, mixed credit)...
The right is pushing to criminalize abortions - and, in places where it won't go that far, to remove reasonable access to it - gerrymandering was OK'd by the Supreme Court, the UN has declared that the US is a developing nation, and the far left fringe elements are pushing for... centrist policies by European standards.
The right were wrong.
@@rossjames8839 Epstein was besties with many people who are not right-wing. Plus, Trump can't be called a right-winger the way people think what the right represents. And that is why Trump can't be pinned. As for mass shooters, they are actually not right-wingers if you look at their background and what they actually have written. Now with abortion, I guess you prefer what the left is pushing--killing the baby late term, mid-birth and even right after birth if the mother wants to do so. It used to be abortion during the first trimester only. And before you accuse me of being a right-winger, I am actually a libertarian who does not believe in a big government which both the Democrats and the Republicans seem to favor with their big budgets and infringement of individual liberties.
Remember when it was accurate to say, “Both of y’all calm down. You’re more alike than you are different, and you’ve painted an absurd caricature of the other side.”
It’s not funny or true anymore.
More different than alike, but the bizzare carecture thing still holds up somewhat
@@dinosaurusrex1482 yes
@@dinosaurusrex1482 They are both liberals, the difference between the democrats and republicans is tiny in comparison to the difference between democrats and leftists.
@@puhpuh3037 is one not a type of the other
@@dinosaurusrex1482 Depends on who you ask, Marx used those terms almost interchangeably, there are differences, but one necessitates the other, so it's just semantics.
Never before has this been more accurate.
+Eridan Ampora youre the best eridan! i love homestuck
+Eridan Ampora don't you mean nevver ?
+cyberwolfy37 no
+cyberwolfy37 are you serious!
What do you mean?
They should make a sequel of this for the 2016 debates
including Bernie Sanders? or no?
Except the clip which was untrue for McCain would probably be true for Trump.
+Chris gopher
and the first one works for Clinton
keep drinking that kool aid!
It's the same thing, every fucking time.
I wish college humor was still edgy like this. I would've liked to see this type of vid during the current election!
Unfortunately they'll probably never be this fun because Chelsea Clinton is on the board of directors for IAC (The company that owns the college humor brand).
any evidence at all?
it isnt over yet...
+MisterL2 It is though...
MisterL2 Evidence of what?
The McCain version is how the rest of the world sees America already.
If the rest of the world means West Europe, Canada and Australia.
The others see it as the Obama version. Source: am from the rest of the world.
@@andreikovacs3476
Yea, and South America, New Zealand, Asia, the middle east, you know, THE WORLD.
Or when they burned US flags in Iran they were just trying to guess which colour flame was hotter? 🙄
@@thomasdaniels You've probably never seen the rest of the world. In Nepal, we see america as the first as well.
@@sreeshpoudyal807 Only 23 countries over 4 continents
@@sreeshpoudyal807 Depends on the person. Many Nepalis see it as the McCain version. I've been to Nepal and I have family members there. Many people there view America as this place where gun crimes are crazily rampant (which is very true ngl) and where teengirls run around getting pregnant and starting families in their teens.
It's the same where I live (North East India). Generally, most parts of the world has negative view of the US.
There is a lot of attention to detail in this video! You have to watch several times to catch everything. And, of course, it's still extremely relevant.
Yeah, I just noticed this time that the map 1:32 has overdrawn blue borders. Globalwarming?
They need to update this. I think.
YES
Hillary
and
Trump
I'll love to see it.
+DZIcarusfan01 And end it with Bernie Sanders flying USSR flags everywhere.
+Napoleon Mate bernie does seem a little communist with his have the rich share what they make kind of thing
Matt Campbell Yeah, it's a running joke with his campaign.
Like I'm not ritch. But I will inherit my dad's business someday and if it does as good as it did with him I don't want to share my money unless it's with my wife and kids.
Funny thing about the government surveillance joke at the end is we know now that both parties do that lol
hi00118: Yeah.... hilarious...
16 years later and i just noticed that both versions imply high amounts of child impregnation
I love how being under government surveillance was only a joke back in 2008.
Thanks Obama
@@MemeScreamSupreme I mean the patriot act was signed into law by George W Bush
Why do we even need party systems? Honestly, if politicians weren't so confined to agreeing with what-ever their party says, Democratic or Republican, then maybe we'd see a bit more open-mindedness and actually *gasp* cooperate!
Without parties how do we have an election? One side picks a candidate then the other, and then we have the main election. How is one side suppose to even be defined without parties? It's annoying when people complain about parties.
How about all the people who run independently? They're not chosen by any "party". They simply run. That's how more people should run.
Because that will make elections, debates, and just anything take much too long, basically political chaos.
So what you're telling me is that our party system is efficient? Please.
Yep, it is like teams, want to play basketball by yourself vs a bunch of other players :3
Remember when the first president said to avoid political parties, he would be pissed if he was here today.
At his farewell address, Washington warned The United States not to form political parties or take sides in foreign wars and what did we do, the exact opposite.
He also told us not to have an overpowered military because it would threaten the people's liberties. And we spend the most money and our military...
George was such a cool dude. Except for the whole slave thing.
we actrually ignored everyting geogre washigton told us avoid and landed in shit.
It turns out that George Washington never said that. It was put into his farewell address by Alexander Hamilton.
Somehow I feel like this type of comedy is less divisive. I could see both me (a democrat) and a republican laughing at both parts. We need more comedy like this
Yeah, I laughed at both of them even though I'm far from being centrist (I'm a progressive Democrat). Besides, as others have pointed out, this has become less outlandish in the past 5 years or so.
I'd laugh, but I didn't pass the state humor test.
@@NeuteredSmurfs As would I, but I have yet to file the 1304 humor return and pay the requisite fee.
Same, its easy to laugh at yourself when the mockery is even handed. You get defensive when its just your side that gets targeted.
It’s because it’s genuinely funny. Even as Democrats as much as we shit on Republicans for their shitty pronoun jokes lots of times we propagate shitty low effort “Trump is an idiot” jokes. This video is actually well done in that it focuses more on the jokes than it does in its message
Alright, 20 minute recess. *everyone pulls out semi automatic guns*
Majestic Snow Leopard Those are fully automatic guns.
None of the had magazine
Cole Scheer Fully Semiautomatic.
Those are fully automatic and you’re an idiot
Why da fuc do kids need automatic guns at a school for recess
I thought that red dot on her head was a sniper
Null i don't know a single republican who pushes for bigger government. Where they can install cameras to spy on you
You don't remember the bush era and the patriot act?
Not a single republican has actually reduced the size of the government. Every republican president so far lowered taxes by printing & borrowing money, while increasing spending. The entire Republican platform is based on economic irresponsibility.
So they aren't reducing the size of government on the economic scale. And in terms of social policies and foreign policy they definitely fall on the authoritarian interventionist side. The fact that they still run under the "smaller government" slogan always amazes me.
"How was your abortion today?" 😂😂😂
With those 3 "things" behind your post, cancerous
Sumtin Wong why did you laugh in tears 3 times
2024. This is now a documentary.
And here we are 8 years later with a mxiture of both endings.
We're so fucked.
Lmao
that guy over there no you lamo
it's not a mixture? it's the McCain ending
Yuno not really Trump is more of a progressive than a conservative then McCain or Romney could ever probably in their but lifetimes
Yuno I'm guessing you haven't seen the people who have burned the American flag, or the people who are waving the flag of every other nation but ours (because somehow ours is offensive), or how certain groups refuse to bring up the topic of Islamic terrorism and you even have (not here in the US..... yet) certain western leaders saying their citizens need to live with terrorism now.
very appropriate rite now.
right*
this will always be appropriate.
He's right, it's "rite", now that Trump won :D
"You've been drafted"
That aged so well. God damn.
It aged better than your comment
@@pook_7458, damn that's harsh 😂
Yes, I to remember being drafted for WWIII after Trump launched a missle strike on SolarMammie.
@@pook_7458 I dont get it. I was just making fun of the wwIII memes. Ofcourse it ain't gonna happen.
WwIII mean nothing now
Im from 2024, feel like this is still accurate
Dad who married a box turtle THICC
Sir Succalot
This is one of those classics that's worth a watch every election year.
A woman got drafted? Sounds equal, if you ask me.
Yep. Is this a thing yet? If not let's get on that
Israel has a female mandatory military service
@@gerstein03 its not we should work on it
@@gerstein03 the Supreme Court was supposed to hear a case on the selective service being in violation of the 14th amendment but I don’t think it ended up going anymore
You misunderstand.... it was her baby that got drafted! She was just carrying it to the recruitment desk to sign the field trip papers! All
It's nice to see people gathering here before every election years after 😅
back when pre-election videos were actually able to provide satire instead of mere hatred for the opposing party
please do an updated version. It seems like this would be much more true with how far apart Trump and Hilary supporters are.
tbh it's pretty much the exact same.
they would also be able to throw independants in the mix with the sanders supporters
look it's panem from hunger games map
The CH now is too PC to say anything agaist Hillary, so maybe not...
Its the second scenario twice but one has a wall
Lol, 8 years later this entire video has come true.
For the Obama one.
The republicans were right
+BernieForGeneralSecOfCommunistPartyOfUSA2016 IKR
+owen atkins ...no
+owen atkins So cutting the deficit since 2009 by 66%, trying to implement universal health care and raising the minimum wage is bad...
2024 guy here, this could’ve been made yesterday
"and dad who married a box turtle" k
D
Things never change
War. War never changes.
So this is what it is like to parody BOTH sides instead of just one... I wonder if that's changed in recent years?
Yeah, college humor and mostly all medias was having a ball making jokes of Trump this year.
To be fair... Trump is kind of easier to make fun of, so I don't really i blame them.
i blame them for doing half the of their work and picking the easy target.
When are they going to parody the annoying smug gits who think that being in the 'middle' of any debate makes them superior to everybody else?
*Mindya Own Business* I hate trump, but seeing the same joke every day gets dull
i love how in both the schools are still underfunded
Why is it every time a school does a massive fund raising they don't actually get those funds? Where does all that money they raised go?
@@kylehill3643 a sizable chunk goes to school security
0:58 i can see that this is a french class.
😂
@@Sven-ql3ch Its a joke but ok.
@@Sven-ql3ch Yes it does.
@@Sven-ql3ch Dude, it's a joke. Chill.
@@totalhufflepuff203 maybe he is french
Remember when both sides could laugh at one another? Me neither.
idk about you guys but that box turtle looked sexy
people will say “this aged well”, not realizing that this is because it’s the same thing every year
CH started to die, when they got rid of the "huh".
True, it is a watermark for good quality.
nodinitiative 🙄
Collegehumor used to be good with all these actors, now it's just the same 5 people and it's lame.
nodinitiative They started to die when Josh Ruben left
There wasn't a single riot when Obama won and I think they made republicans look worse then they are and I'm not even VERY political
When collegehumor wasn't buzzfeed#2 ...I miss these sketches...
Alberto Hernández Gastelú back when they gave both political sides representation
Soviet who Cuts still from some points of view the other sides are idiots, and that’s what’s great about this video. It captures what for example you would think a republican America looks like a vise versa for me
Alberto Hernández Gastelú ????? How tf is collegehumor buzzfeed today? Their videos are literally parodies of buzzfeed. Completely different. You whiny ass pansy.
At this time it wasn't that important to show your political opinion. Now it is.
Hiro Fox No they are pretty similar. They both push a liberal view onto people while saying that America is racist and it is all the white males’ fault. If they made this video in 2016 then they would’ve said that Hillary was perfect and Trump was Hitler.
This was recommended to me on election day, November 3rd, 2020. How absolutely fitting.
TH-cam RECOMMENDED HAS A DARK SENSE OF HUMOR
For Real 😭😭
Its not really dark humor, just more political
It's funny how all the bad stuff from both parts, is almost all true now.
Yeah, Gotta ay those wrong answer taxes!
Whoever wins, we lose.
SuperMegaUltraTengenToppaBigBangInfinityGigaDrillBreakBURST That begs the question, which party is which, aliens or predators?
cory6266
Who knows?
They might as well be both.
At what school do they have Call of Duty recess???
HOLY COW have things changed. Lol.
How? It seems exactly the same.
You misspelled "haven't"
Ah yes definitely. Unfortunately. Nothing great can last forever. Betty White seems to be hanging in there though.
Justafan IV, No because I was making a statement not asking a question.
Grape 671, Yes, in fact, I mean both.
So basically the first one is hippie land, and the second one is coming texas land
TEXANA
The liberal hippy and the conservative cowboy
This is no longer satire lmao
"Can I watch porno now?"
"Not until you finish your joint."
That sounds like Utopia to me
Ha, You are funny. Go to Gulag or Auwswitch .
that sounds like a rather unproductive life to me. and sad! cant have actual sex? oh wait. murder the babies.
@Tederius Thank you for your input, fascist.
Welcome to California
Andrew Kent
I dont know. Dont get me wrong It does sound amazing, But there are shity things that outway the good. Like the terrorists or the "wrong awnser tax"
It’s 2020 and I went down a rabbit hole of old political comedy sketches. Anybody else?
I....I get it now. Both parties think the other is trying to turn our nation into an autocracy when neither really wants that.
+Vengeful Spirit The Democrat-world in this video doesn't really look like an autocracy. More like a weed-fueled state of pseudo-anarchy with some lazily, ill-applied state socialism, I'd say.
+CatMaster90001 Sounds better than an autocracy.
Edward Kenway Damn straight, son. How's about you pass me the joint there?
+Vengeful Spirit I would rather have neither. Either way I am one of those who would probably be killed by both governments if it were to be.
+Fangadora Wolfen Well socialism is not nearly as bad as the other, it doesn't work in the extreme case but socialism is used successfully in most of Western Europe. Don't belive solcialism works? Look at Germany the country with the third richest economy in the world. America has alot of socialism too. We just don't call it that. Heard of public libraries, public school, public transportaion etc.? All socialist. You need capitalism to water it down if not... just google Greece. Conservatives say socialism is evil to hide the fact that conservatism doesn't work, don't believe it? look up Kansas, Illinois, or the entire south. Why are so many people Conservative? The same reason their were so many Nazis, people can be easily to tricked into believing in bullshit. #DonaldTrump2016
#'Merica!
The Republican dystopia is just Warhammer...
amen brother
And the "test test" hahahaha
that's how school actually is...
+Alex Gluch (ShadowRanger) no
+Mike Cekic yeah, my school has test tests
Finals?
+Satanic Zx yeah think about we have quizzes, then tests which are like test tests, and the mid-terms/ finals of everything
These are 100% accurate representations of what it's like in Oregon and Missisipi.
Or north Virginia and south Virginia
Zak Williams try spelling Mississippi right👌🏻
dachducoda I'm not American, I barely knew Mississipi was a state, let alone how to spell it.
Only northern Oregon. Southern Oregon's more like Mississippi.
Would Utah be like the first one?
Mom, Mom, Mom, Dad, and Dad who married a box turtle.
I love how this didn’t pick side it made fun of both parties so it’s funny for everyone
I was expecting to see more political parties in this, but then I remembered that the US only has two of them.
Sleeping Groke well, the States have more than 2, but third parties rarely get more than 1% of the vote.
fuckin commie
Thanks for making my day
Elaina M wow you do realize that everyone will pay way more tax under your system, and that you are taking away your own power right? Hes not a slave, you are, and you're letting it happen, pushing an agenda that will take away freedom of speech entirely, and have the IRS working like crazy. I would say,"oh that's sad", but I dont want to high road like some people do *cough* Democrats *cough*. Its your decision, and I dont think you need mental help, I think you're being lied to, and you believe everything that the Democrats are telling you
Gentlemen please, it's clear to see that under the current ping-pong party system which only allows two opposing viewpoints is a clear reason why everyone is at each other throats. We can all get behind the common goal of electoral reform so that voters can be represented by the party that suits them best. Classic liberals may not like the look of the current Democratic party, and moderate conservatives may not like the direction of the Republican party, but they have to vote for them as they are "not the other side". If we had a multi-party system moderate coalitions could be created to stop this constant slide to the far left and far right.
Elaina wants a more left wing government, possibly more than the current Democratic establishment can tolerate. So therefore they should be able to vote for a party that best represents their views to create a government which best represents the 325 million Americans views as much as possible.
i love how the ruler at 1:37 only has inches.
Meadow Man I've watched this video so many times and I'm surprised I've never noticed 😮
Doesn't everyones only have inches? You can't fit a mile on a ruler so yah...
@@ElevenAcecentimeters
Never been more relevant.
Fuckin'a man.
that burning fire effect is actually pretty good for a youtube video from 2008.
THE LORD OF LIGHT
They have to do one with the third parties.
That'd be interesting.
Joe exotic make America exotic again
this video proves a valuable point. never go full-left or full-right. cause both directions are super gay.
Entitled Spite Besides communism!
PvMVertigo like i said, both directions are super gay!
but true nuetral is the best D&D alignment cuz it's fun
True. Communism and Fascism are both bad.
Hey you can’t say “gay”! Lock him up!
If youre angry over people burning flags you might want to work towards only legalising non flamable materials in flags
it works with the EU flag
Adrian Steiner people can still make flammable flags if that's what they want to do.
Adrian Steiner you could, but the procedure for retiring a flag is by cutting it into its sections and burning them
leith daboss its a joke mate... theres a video of a dude who tries to burn the eu flag and fails because flags have to be made from non flammable material
Adrian Steiner
you pressed read more. well done
Adrian Steiner ...that's actually a decent idea. Avoids the issue of stripping a person's right to burn the flag while simultaneously causing a hilarious spectacle at the actual attempt.
The TH-cam algorithm sure has a funny sense of humor.