@@bluegold1026 Well, that and you lefties proved yourself to be unhinged lunatics. Burning down cities and attempting to murder the presidential frontrunner twice now because he said some mean things on twitter.
When the Greeks 2000 years ago said the biggest weakness of democracy is that it only elevates people who are good at winning elections and not actual governorship and people still havent learned to stop elevating people who are only good at winning elections.
A big part of the issue is our 2 party system, where politicians choose their candidates based on money and popularity. It leads to party over country. We need to reform campaign finance and institute Rank Choice Voting to fix this.
@@pandapouncethat’s not what they’re saying at all, they’re saying we need to make sure we’re electing people who are good at the job, not just charismatic(sometimes) people who are good at winning elections
This aged like the finest of wines . It’s even more relevant now because we have empirical proof the clown is the worse choice but yet here we are 🤦♂️
Surgeon is just going to move to a different state or country. But we will end up like the man who picked the clown. Some women have already paid the consequence of Dobbs we don’t need anymore of it 💙
@@TheWeakMinded Term limits for President. You can still have political experience as another type of elected official, and that experience is valuable.
if only their choice didn't affect us and they could 'choose your own adventure' on their own!! like that ending. just fully get whatever is coming. and that we don't have to do it WITH them.
@@modernorpheus that’s some insulting to Pennywise. I think even he wanted one to turn into that moronic sex offender.😂 anyways might lose brain cells from that lol
I sincerely hope that if Trump is defeated again, that we won't have to rehash this scenario again in four more years. I'm not a democrat, but my God, we have to return some sanity to our politics. We don't all have to agree on everything, but the MAGA circus has to end now! If more damage is done by Trump, we only make it harder to return to civility, and working out our policy differences like a respectable Democratic-modeled Constitutional Republic.
@@jourdainramlaukinnander4838 That's what I was saying to my friend the other night. People are still so used to the "politics as normal" routine that they still don't understand how absolutely bugnuts the right has become.
@@jourdainramlaukinnander4838 I fear we WILL be rehashing this terrifying nonsense. And if the far right don't get their guy in this time to enact Project 2025 you can bet your life they're going to try for a Project 2029. Will probably be by another name, but it'll be the same shit in a different bucket.
One party sucks up to corporations while badmouthing corporations and the other sucks up to corporations openly. Some of the highest per-person rates of donations to Sanders' 2016 campaign were in Appalachia, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, and central Washington, along with the usual liberal population centers.
Damn, crazy how you’re delusional dealing backfired, almost like you shouldn’t call someone, who doesn’t do what Hitler did in any aspect, Hitler maybe something to follow in the future
You know something? People all over the world are terrified too from Canada to New Zealand. Everyone is afraid and tense, not just US citizens. The🍊👺is a threat to the entire world.
The entire world is terrified of the 🤡because the results are going to affect the entire world! Everyone is anxious and terrified. We have to thank the R party.
The entire world is terrified of the 🤡because the results are going to affect the entire world! Everyone is anxious and terrified. We have to thank the R party.
YT’s algorithm removed 2 comments just because I was trying the say that the terror is being felt by everyone in the world. What is wrong with the algorithm?
Conditioning people to have the political memory of a goldfish and a major political party unable to move on from a defeated candidate. Also, forgetting why said former president was voted out in 2020.
@@jwcarroll6378It honestly makes me furious that the Republicans didn’t join the Democrats for the second impeachment. Trump had just lost the election by a huge margin, and he incited an insurrection, clear irrefutable proof that he is a liability they need to get rid of. If they had any sense at all they would have jumped at the chance to impeach him, bury him, chuck him in prison and throw away the key. Sure, it would have pissed off Trump’s base, but given that they have the intelligence and attention span of a mosquito they likely would have forgotten all about it by 2022. But no, they were too selfish and too cowardly, and Trump was free to roam around and take over the party again. It’s both despicable and pathetic.
@slayeroftrolls1200 there are sane people but because of the culture it's not the majority... and the video is not an exaggeration minus the clown. I have heard these arguments presented as such.
The false elector plot, the quiet yet actually politically dangerous part of Jan6 rather than a riot filled with comedy characters like the shaman, should have been it. It should have all been all over after that. But nope, turns out if you're rich and politically powerful enough you can just run down the clock on the courts and try again. The system's busted and that's very unfortunate, but people need to make an effort to hold it together until an opportunity presents itself when it's not under such immense pressure and they can focus on getting it repaired instead.
@@Ahrpigi not really? 2016 was when we entered the unexciting professional vs clown era. Earlier it was matchups of two surgeons. One better, one worse, but always even the worse one was at least a surgeon.
Because the only "undecided" voters left are the ones who just figured out how to fire their first synaptic neuron in the critical thinking part of their brain for the first time and don't want to be embarrassed that they supported the clown for 4 years and are pretending like they're weighing both options or just actual alt right trolls arguing in bad faith.
Thats how German media coverage of this year elections looks like I already know about countless flaws of Kamala while Trump ... They mention him sometimes People in comments here wish that Tim Waltz was the candidate because somehow Kamala is a joke for them. As WOC I know why
Almost like... they could have made the surgeon a woman and have the guy ask if women can be surgeons despite all her qualifications. Make her black too and call it DEI. Now the clown looks like a reaaally good option for the undecided centrist even though it's prouven he has 0 qualifications. 😂
@@KneeCapHill But they always had a strong presence in politics and government before running for president? They weren’t just rich and picked up off the street... Also you are comparing any female or POC to a clown although surgeons aren’t always white men.
@@KneeCapHill I hate the fact that theres fucking sides, and that people make it that way. There being sides literally defeats the entire point of a democracy. I can like some things that the "Left side" agrees with and I can like some things that the "Right side" agrees with and now anything I say is useless? What do I do then huh? People like you have fucked the system to the point where you're not voting for the people you think are right for the job, you're voting for the people who you think are slightly better than the other options.
And either they are insulated, which makes them an asshole, or they aren’t, which makes them an idiot. Not quite as big of an idiot as a Trump supporter, but still.
@@lurklingX that might have been a valid excuse in antiquity. But we now have the internet and the ability to fact check and look into sources, so it’s not that hard to figure out which one tells more lies, and which one tells the biggest lies.
Whelp. We're here 4 years later, and the nation has decided that they want the clown. The worst part is... It wasn't that the clown's people showed up, but that the doctor's people didn't.
@@Natesinvestment definitely. Just cause you feel that's how reality is doesn't make so. Sheep really need to stay in their place and stop trying to push their bs
Like I genuinely can't tell if college humor is doing multiple layers of irony and it's genius. Or, if they're so mediocre now, that the absolute fucking best they can do is blatant propaganda. It's so perfectly done.
@@sylfia159951 I don't think that this particular video is biased. CollegeHumour overall has a bias towards Democrats. In this particular video though, the Doctor is the candidate you support and the joker is the other one. I can see how both Trump and Biden supporters can relate to this video.
@@MN-zh2vd I think the point is that 1/3 of the country will always pick the clown as long as his nose is red, 1/3 will always pick the surgeon as long as his scrubs are blue... But every election in my lifetime has come down to the "undecided" voters... Who for the last decade have been split close to 50:50 between the clown and the surgeon apparently completely on the merits of their ability to perform surgery. Before that at least both sides were offering doctors to the people, even if some of them were REALLY shitty people... At least they were in the same ballpark as reasonable choices
@@gaminganimators7000 i think they're implying its cause Trump was the 45th president but i think that number of lawsuits filled by him and his admin probably goes way beyound 45 by now. That goes for all the big lie lawsuits where he tried to prove the election was rigged.
@@DaiMie pretty sure that all 100 doctors on the chair voted in support on that bill, and that picking out one doctor helps out the 60 clown that voted in support of that bill.
"But remember when he had his own TV show? Everyone saw he was a clown." Undecided= "Well yeah, but clowns can make a lot of money. People like watching clowns. Especially racist clowns they're the funniest ones."
1:23 "And the surgeon, he's not famous?" *Proceeds to reference TV, Instagram, TikTok* This is absolutely how some people think, and it's what's wrong with society.
Remember when everyone decided that the clown was breaking the law when we let him do the surgeries and it was a whole thing but then all the other clowns on the hospital board decided that the clown should still be allowed to do surgery anyway? Fun times
And then Tarrare (look him up) was resurrected via magic, who then proceeded to become a vacuum cleaner and eat all of the small children in the hospital
I was against clowns doing surgeries from before the clown tried to do surgeries, and have since decided to stop supporting any clowns on the hospital board who thought this clown should be allowed to continue doing surgeries despite the blatant malpractice. Hopefully if there are enough other like-minded patients, we can move our entire insurance pool over to surgeons instead of clowns.
He's the best clown. Other clowns are good but he is the best. The greatest. You can believe me. I know clowns. I've met clowns. This is the best I have seen. The best clown. Amazing. We'll make Mexico pay for the clown btw.
I hate this sketch but I love your comment. I 100% support people making fun of either of the candidates, but it should be done right. Their impression of Trump was spot on but to compare Biden to a qualified and successful surgeon is utter bullshit.
Actually they should've mentioned that he was already undergoing treatment recommended by the clown which has eroded his condition to the point where he now needs the surgery to save his life
They should’ve had the part where the surgeon starts the surgery and then completely forgets how to do surgery and has to get a manual on how to do his job
Um, actually clowns do adhere to a strict code while performing. It's literally called the clown code. Though I am unsure if it covers anything regarding performing surgeries.
Mike Trapp: THAT is correct, thats a point for @hanyuuchama93 , there is indeed a clown code. Perhaps not as applicable to the Hypocratic oath, but hey, thats the kind of pedantic details we deal with on this show, so, point for you!
“All right I’ll choose the surgeon” “Oh sorry the clown wins because some random doctors picked him” “But didn’t I get to choose” “Yes, and the surgeons look at your votes, and then chose. It’s called the medictoral college.”
More like a secret cabal of families that are the actual leaders of the government and have all the power over almost every state and don't actually have to vote with the people in the majority of the states
Also if he worships the devil, then he might have a deal that makes him a fantastic surgeon. You get all the benefits of having great knife work done on you a la devil, without actually having to make a pact to sell your soul away. Win-win.
@@Polygonetwo - True... one man accepting eternal damnation for himself by selling his soul to the devil in order to help others and save lives is an extremely selfless act that reflects an impeccable character. Props to him.
4:38 I wasn't expecting that. Not a lot of people would be willing to turn the tables and actually write a reasoned, impassioned speech for the character who'd just been the punchline of the whole skit.
@@Inforadar-y3e Blame the democrats for refusing his help (he gave them everything they needed and they refused to use it) and purposefully putting sick people into nursing homes, ignoring their warnings that doing so will kill a lot of people.
@@MyShiroyuki He did nothing. Actually, no, he did worse. He shoved it to the states, politicized masks, lied about everything, refused to let the scientists do their jobs, lied about the vaccines, destroyed the public faith in institutions, got rid of the pandemic response team, and on, and on. It would have been better if he did literally nothing. You keep telling yourself it's just a mere coincidence that the second he was out of office and we started listening to the science, that things got under control.
@@n8horsfall Here in Australia I can't believe how badly America did things with covid. The incompetency from the most powerful nation in the world when we easily beat the virus is unreal. I don't even have to wear a mask in public by law and I don't know anybody who's gotten covid, the cases in my state are zero.
Nurse: “He a clown, he can’t do surgery” Me: “then why is he one of my opinions? Also if my insurance covers the clown, does that mean he’s on the payroll? I have so many questi-“ Clown: *honk* Me: “I’m sold!”
Insurance might not cover clowns but the British NHK and Canadian hospitals have clowns to improve pediatric outcomes (Laughing has medical applications but can't replace chemo)
I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear kyle
He actually picked the surgeon but the clown had a bunch of friends at the hospital that owed him favors and let him do it anyway. I think a russian janitor was also involved but nobody could prove it.
@@Celestial_Reachif you're still undecided when the options are a competent politician and lawyer who isn't a geriatric ghoul and the guy who has made repeated attempts to install himself as a dictator for life with a party that officially deifies him in all but name and wants to give him more power than a king could ever dream of, you lack morals and/or have cognitive abilities on par with a dog.
@@Celestial_Reach Pretty much Trump voters. CNN was doing a segment on undecided voters. They said they didn't trust Harris on the economy but they oddly trusted Trump despite him losing more jobs than any modern president. These undecided voters had to get their information of Trump doing good on the economy from somewhere.
@@ezramead5066 I was honestly expecting more. That number could be way worse. Definitely going with the clown, he could have killed 2 million, but he only killed 200000, so he's worth the vote
@@matthewletexier The clown would have only killed 2 million people if the clown literally did nothing in those surgeries. Like literally absolutely nothing. If the clown didnt constantly deny science, a lot more people would survive
the real clown are the people that complain, but choose to keep the system the same after the operation. Then start complaining again when they have to go back.
Is the doctor gonna take off his clown costume or stop touching and sniffing me while be does my surgery? Nurse: "Don't sorry your not a little girl. You'll be fine" Doctor: HONK
I mean. Dr. Mike is kinda famous. (Actual certified doctor with his own youtube channel.) (Yes listen to him. He proved he's a certified doctor. And knows what he's doing) (just saying so he gets more subs)
the fact this metaphor isnt for something metaphorical now... i hope all of y'all in america are ok and, im just saying, canada and britain and all the other countries have some lovely weather this time of year.
@@cfri9332 Inflation is down, gas prices are lower than they were in 2020, and we don't have any major pandemics that are being grossly mishandled. I don't see any economic or political entrails like I did with Trump.
Hey everyone, I know that the clown went full insane mode last time after he very fairly lost, but the clowns circus buddies made sure that he didn't face the consequences of his actions, so now the clown is back and is on full crazy mode. We might need to stock our houses with a lot of clown suppressant over the next month.
This still rings true today. We have the competent, educated & experienced professional on one side and the incompetent buffoon on the other side. I let you decide which is which.
@@NataliejSanford6 And Alaska and Massachusetts are deciding whether to adopt ranked-choice voting at THIS ELECTION! Make sure you vote if you're in these states to improve your system for the future!
"It's not telling you what to do if I'm describing the facts of the world around you." Some people need to write that down and look at it for a few hours.
As long as Trump is a candidate, this video is still relevant. How the F are there still undecided voters?! The choice is so obvious! Don't pick the clown (Trump)!!! Pick the other option, who is far more qualified!!! This is the easiest decision in the history of decisions!!!
This video kinda glosses over the biggest problem in the system: That the clown was allowed to become an option in the first place. Turns out the phrase "anyone can be president" is actually a threat.
@@kevinburke5760 Having a sensible GOP would have blocked it by voting in a sensible option but the GOP went for the funny clown because he would make people laugh which could get votes and the clown inherited a lot of money and threw it around so that's impressive.
"And now, because you made a fun of me, I will vote for the clown to spite you."
That's how it seems
Well, what goes around, comes around.
Spite me = spite everyone else, including those you love.
@@bluegold1026 Well, that and you lefties proved yourself to be unhinged lunatics. Burning down cities and attempting to murder the presidential frontrunner twice now because he said some mean things on twitter.
Ok Jethro
Well it depends,
The surgeon seems like he has done surgeries
The clown seems like he's done concepts of surgeries
I see what you did there
...but he has concepts of plans for surgeries in the next few weeks.
😂😂😂😂😂
Omg 😂😂😂 exactly!
In Springfield, they are eating the nurses, they are eating the patients!
When the Greeks 2000 years ago said the biggest weakness of democracy is that it only elevates people who are good at winning elections and not actual governorship and people still havent learned to stop elevating people who are only good at winning elections.
… and what exactly do you think the alternative should be, benevolent dictatorship?
A big part of the issue is our 2 party system, where politicians choose their candidates based on money and popularity. It leads to party over country. We need to reform campaign finance and institute Rank Choice Voting to fix this.
@@pandapouncethat’s not what they’re saying at all, they’re saying we need to make sure we’re electing people who are good at the job, not just charismatic(sometimes) people who are good at winning elections
Sadly its a republic with the EC. The republicans have not won the popular vote for president in nearly 40 year
Grifters gonna grift. There's a reason Trump said he loves the poorly-educated.
This aged like the finest of wines . It’s even more relevant now because we have empirical proof the clown is the worse choice but yet here we are 🤦♂️
yep, really sold it with the 200,000 deaths
I didn't even notice that this sketch is 3 years old until you mentioned it.
@@Nefarious_Bread I thought it's a fresh one! Wow!
Yet again! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ It's even more like WTF undecided voters??? Really just really?
@@lurklingXmore like a million (Covid)
“Well I think I’m gonna pick the clown to teach the surgeon a lesson”
(Love the comment but AUUUUGHHHGHHHHHHH to how accurate it is 😂😭💀)
- Tulsi Gabbard
Always identify the quote’s source. Smh, I was so shocked when she said why she supported the clown.
And to send a message to the privileged surgical elites.
Surgeon is just going to move to a different state or country. But we will end up like the man who picked the clown. Some women have already paid the consequence of Dobbs we don’t need anymore of it 💙
The clown will just allow more deaths and more suffering. That’s not worth throwing all these good things that the Surgeon still has to offer away!
PSA - Election day 2024 is November 5th! This is from the last cycle.
Should be pinned at the top.
If they cast a vote on the 3rd it'll still be okay.
Yes someone needs to fix that but at least it doesn't say Nov 6th. You can't fix missing election day all together.
This comment should be pinned!
Yes!!
And now it's happening again.
Took me four minutes to realize that this wasn’t posted in the last week or so.
This has all happened before, this will all happen again
Yeah except this time the clown is sieg heiling
Well is because the same clown keeps running for president
right wing: KILL ALL MINORITIES
left wing: be accepting of others
centrists: i cant tell them apart
If only the consequences were this personal, and they weren't making this decision for all of us too.
The only problem is he doesn't just have to choose who performs the surgery for himself. He also gets to pick the surgeon for all of us.
That is way to abstract for the people this is telling "Don't be a dumb brainless fart"
The best part is that its a fucked comparison. For surgeons, experience is good. For politics, term limits are definitely needed
Metaphors what does it mean...
So who do you think the best surgeon is for the rest of us? The clown or the surgeon?
@@TheWeakMinded Term limits for President. You can still have political experience as another type of elected official, and that experience is valuable.
Welp, it's 2024 and we're back here again because the clown is somehow still appealing to people.
if only their choice didn't affect us and they could 'choose your own adventure' on their own!! like that ending. just fully get whatever is coming. and that we don't have to do it WITH them.
Even long after the clown revealed himself to be more like Pennywise than Pagliacci.
And a felon now👍🏽
@@modernorpheus that’s some insulting to Pennywise. I think even he wanted one to turn into that moronic sex offender.😂 anyways might lose brain cells from that lol
*the criminal clown
Just got recommended this again in 2024. Just as relevant as ever.
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Ain't that the truth. Jesus. I thought this was just made. Then I noticed most of the comments were from 3 years ago...
I sincerely hope that if Trump is defeated again, that we won't have to rehash this scenario again in four more years. I'm not a democrat, but my God, we have to return some sanity to our politics. We don't all have to agree on everything, but the MAGA circus has to end now! If more damage is done by Trump, we only make it harder to return to civility, and working out our policy differences like a respectable Democratic-modeled Constitutional Republic.
@@jourdainramlaukinnander4838 That's what I was saying to my friend the other night. People are still so used to the "politics as normal" routine that they still don't understand how absolutely bugnuts the right has become.
@@jourdainramlaukinnander4838 I fear we WILL be rehashing this terrifying nonsense. And if the far right don't get their guy in this time to enact Project 2025 you can bet your life they're going to try for a Project 2029. Will probably be by another name, but it'll be the same shit in a different bucket.
Watching this in 2024 and thought it was a new release, then saw it was from 3yrs ago, still accurate
This feels even more accurate now.
One party sucks up to corporations while badmouthing corporations and the other sucks up to corporations openly. Some of the highest per-person rates of donations to Sanders' 2016 campaign were in Appalachia, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, and central Washington, along with the usual liberal population centers.
Same
Damn, crazy how you’re delusional dealing backfired, almost like you shouldn’t call someone, who doesn’t do what Hitler did in any aspect, Hitler maybe something to follow in the future
It's been 3 years and it shames and demoralizes me this is STILL a genuine terror
Agreed 100%! How can you be undecided?!?! 🤷♀️
You know something? People all over the world are terrified too from Canada to New Zealand. Everyone is afraid and tense, not just US citizens. The🍊👺is a threat to the entire world.
The entire world is terrified of the 🤡because the results are going to affect the entire world!
Everyone is anxious and terrified.
We have to thank the R party.
The entire world is terrified of the 🤡because the results are going to affect the entire world!
Everyone is anxious and terrified.
We have to thank the R party.
YT’s algorithm removed 2 comments just because I was trying the say that the terror is being felt by everyone in the world. What is wrong with the algorithm?
“DON’T TELL ME THE FACTS OF THE WORLD IF THEY’RE BAD!”
The moral code of the majority of humans everywhere.
Ignorance is bliss
-probably some guy somewhere
Climate Change deniers are like
"Everything we're heard is an opinion, not a fact"
@@dynawesome is there a single person that believes theres no climate change?
I'm reading this just weeks before the 2024 election and we're right back in the same place... how the f did we get back here again?
Sadly, it’s because America is not a particularly intelligent country. There’s a reason Donald loves “the poorly educated…”
Except this time around there's also an attempted insurrection and a second impeachment over it, and he STILL isn't disqualified. 🙃
Conditioning people to have the political memory of a goldfish and a major political party unable to move on from a defeated candidate. Also, forgetting why said former president was voted out in 2020.
@@jwcarroll6378It honestly makes me furious that the Republicans didn’t join the Democrats for the second impeachment. Trump had just lost the election by a huge margin, and he incited an insurrection, clear irrefutable proof that he is a liability they need to get rid of. If they had any sense at all they would have jumped at the chance to impeach him, bury him, chuck him in prison and throw away the key. Sure, it would have pissed off Trump’s base, but given that they have the intelligence and attention span of a mosquito they likely would have forgotten all about it by 2022. But no, they were too selfish and too cowardly, and Trump was free to roam around and take over the party again. It’s both despicable and pathetic.
America is a bin of garbage
Floridians, as a Floridian, I can confirm this is what the best of Florida thinks like.
Thank you. I think we all suspected that
@slayeroftrolls1200 there are sane people but because of the culture it's not the majority... and the video is not an exaggeration minus the clown. I have heard these arguments presented as such.
This was posted 3 years ago. The fact that this is STILL relevant 3 years later is both funny AND painful at the exact same time.
Mostly just painful
The false elector plot, the quiet yet actually politically dangerous part of Jan6 rather than a riot filled with comedy characters like the shaman, should have been it. It should have all been all over after that. But nope, turns out if you're rich and politically powerful enough you can just run down the clock on the courts and try again. The system's busted and that's very unfortunate, but people need to make an effort to hold it together until an opportunity presents itself when it's not under such immense pressure and they can focus on getting it repaired instead.
3 years 11 and 1/2 months. This was made in late October 2020. TH-cam just needs it to pass the date this was uploaded to say 4 years instead of 3.
And four years before that. And four before that. And before that. And so on.
@@Ahrpigi not really? 2016 was when we entered the unexciting professional vs clown era. Earlier it was matchups of two surgeons. One better, one worse, but always even the worse one was at least a surgeon.
Well the Clown is already wearing gloves.
Clown gloves...
Can't be convinced to wear a mask though
@@maironv6479 the doctor wasn't wearing a mask either
@@mikeyvee2451 Sounds like someone wearing a Make Clowns Great Again hat.
I bet his hands aren't really that big
He feels less like an undecided so much as a clown supporter who's embarrassed to admit it out loud
Yep
Right, that's what the video is trying to say
Because the only "undecided" voters left are the ones who just figured out how to fire their first synaptic neuron in the critical thinking part of their brain for the first time and don't want to be embarrassed that they supported the clown for 4 years and are pretending like they're weighing both options or just actual alt right trolls arguing in bad faith.
so an undecided then?
I wonder this as well. "I have to save face among my social media clown supporting pals."
The double standard of politics, the Doctor has to prove his qualifications and aptitudes, while the clown doesn't have to demonstrate anything.
Thats how German media coverage of this year elections looks like
I already know about countless flaws of Kamala while Trump ... They mention him sometimes
People in comments here wish that Tim Waltz was the candidate because somehow Kamala is a joke for them. As WOC I know why
Almost like... they could have made the surgeon a woman and have the guy ask if women can be surgeons despite all her qualifications. Make her black too and call it DEI. Now the clown looks like a reaaally good option for the undecided centrist even though it's prouven he has 0 qualifications. 😂
@@ollievendor7413 - "DEI" is just the latest substitute they've found for saying the n-word without actually saying the n-word.
@@KingBobXVI definitly. They use it for women too but mostly black people.
@@KingBobXVI Most minorities aren't even black though
Somebody forgot the line "Actually, I think maybe we should have a clown for once. I'm tired of all these surgeons doing surgery."
Basically the leftist argument for running a female or black president without actually backing up any other qualities
@@KneeCapHill Very literally I've heard people say they like Trump *specifically* because he's not a politician, but go off.
@@KneeCapHill But they always had a strong presence in politics and government before running for president? They weren’t just rich and picked up off the street... Also you are comparing any female or POC to a clown although surgeons aren’t always white men.
@@KneeCapHill I hate the fact that theres fucking sides, and that people make it that way. There being sides literally defeats the entire point of a democracy. I can like some things that the "Left side" agrees with and I can like some things that the "Right side" agrees with and now anything I say is useless? What do I do then huh? People like you have fucked the system to the point where you're not voting for the people you think are right for the job, you're voting for the people who you think are slightly better than the other options.
@@Why-wd3zg yes, just yes
"Undecided" at this stage is another way of saying "I don't care because I think I am insulated from any political decisions."
And either they are insulated, which makes them an asshole, or they aren’t, which makes them an idiot. Not quite as big of an idiot as a Trump supporter, but still.
or, wait for it...... "they all lie so how would i know who's telling the truth to even pick one? i stay out of it."
@@lurklingX that might have been a valid excuse in antiquity. But we now have the internet and the ability to fact check and look into sources, so it’s not that hard to figure out which one tells more lies, and which one tells the biggest lies.
@@BLZ231 But it's everyone else's fault that I'm not spoon-fed all the facts airplane style like a child! /s
@@BLZ231which can be just as easily manipulated. What's the difference?
The problem is not the undecided voters. The problem is the 47% that is already certain they want the clown no matter what 🤣
Trump voters???
You meant Kamala, right? Trump won, and the people have spoken! God bless America and our 47th President Trump!
Kamala voters?
glow squid voters?
Whelp. We're here 4 years later, and the nation has decided that they want the clown. The worst part is... It wasn't that the clown's people showed up, but that the doctor's people didn't.
Nah they’re both clowns lol
It's like College Humor is trying to tell us all something lately, but I just don't know what it is...
Super lengthy and boring this video is
I love you
trump is the clown and the obvious choice is biden, aka the doctor, but idiots still pander to him. that was the point of this video.
Yeah, it's that in an alternate reality: clowns don't do surgery and black women are doctors.
@@TEamGaMeP1aY no that's not the point of the video. The point of the video is to show what radical right and left people think of undecided voter.
Well, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter".
ah the retail worker's creed
@@bleeduntildeathAlso, I think the joker said that once...maybe it was BTAS version or a later series.
Reminds me of the Slaughter is the Best Medicine decal in the Dark Knight
Mistah J does it again!
and "manslaughter" without "man's laughter"
"It's not telling you what to do, if I am just describing the world around you." I need this quote for later arguments.
Yea and sheep still think you know what NVM continue....
@@Natesinvestment definitely. Just cause you feel that's how reality is doesn't make so. Sheep really need to stay in their place and stop trying to push their bs
if you need that quote so often you may actually be telling people what to do
@@AdibasWakfu or are legitimately surrounded by idiots/ blind fanboys
While you're at it, you should learn how to spell "arguments," too.
They forgot the "I'll vote for the clown 'cause he'll 'shake things up'" argument. Or "the clown is good at business".
'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate
Laughter is the best medicine-
But laughter is not a substitute for my healthcare.
Laughter is the best medicine 😂😝
Welp.... You can't spell slaughter without laughter. 👍🏾
Or is it
I'm not laughing anymore. The joke has ceased to be funny.
Maybe so, but people like you will be an eternal source of humor.
Nurse: “He has no experience in surgery! He’s a clown!”
Clown: “They’re eating the dogs, the people who came in! They’re eating the cat!”
😂😂😂
Well THIS remained upsettingly relevant
Tough that four years later, the clown actually gets to play with our intestines.
With daddy Vladdy once again up in his 😂😂
The only thing crazier than this would be if the guy had already seen the clown perform surgery and still chose the clown.
Anyone who isn’t decided after that debate last night must be a lobotomite
My reaction was "nah, just an evil person" but I guess an evil person would also have already decided
And your kind is the one who keep the US more and more divided.
So you only look at debates then huh
The joke is actually on the hospital for having a clown as an option to perform surgery. A great metaphor for a rigged system
stupid people*
Well, that's a long term issue. The point is that you have to make the right decision immediately or you die of disease.
@@TopGHippie.... Or this is propaganda.... Lmao
Like I genuinely can't tell if college humor is doing multiple layers of irony and it's genius. Or, if they're so mediocre now, that the absolute fucking best they can do is blatant propaganda. It's so perfectly done.
@@sylfia159951 I don't think that this particular video is biased. CollegeHumour overall has a bias towards Democrats. In this particular video though, the Doctor is the candidate you support and the joker is the other one. I can see how both Trump and Biden supporters can relate to this video.
And now they’ve chosen the clown again
This is exactly what I think of MAGA republicans
Yep 😂😂😂😂
Isn't that the whole point of the sketch?
Nope. They never considered the surgeon.
@@MN-zh2vd I think the point is that 1/3 of the country will always pick the clown as long as his nose is red, 1/3 will always pick the surgeon as long as his scrubs are blue...
But every election in my lifetime has come down to the "undecided" voters... Who for the last decade have been split close to 50:50 between the clown and the surgeon apparently completely on the merits of their ability to perform surgery.
Before that at least both sides were offering doctors to the people, even if some of them were REALLY shitty people... At least they were in the same ballpark as reasonable choices
Same
The circus clown is currently suing the hospital for the 45th time to keep his job.
45? I see what you did there
@@JinKee?
@@gaminganimators7000 Jesus. Trump is the *45th* President.
So you say.
@@gaminganimators7000 i think they're implying its cause Trump was the 45th president but i think that number of lawsuits filled by him and his admin probably goes way beyound 45 by now. That goes for all the big lie lawsuits where he tried to prove the election was rigged.
"What has the doctor done for the past 47 years? I wasn't paying attention, so I assume he did nothing."
Did he help his son support his crack addiction by selling his position as a doctor to foreign governments?
Pretty sure that doctor created the crime bill to increase incarceration and was for segregation. He was also on friendly term with the KKK too.
@@DaiMie pretty sure that all 100 doctors on the chair voted in support on that bill, and that picking out one doctor helps out the 60 clown that voted in support of that bill.
the clown didn’t set up containment camps at the border that was the doctor
This is great...! Laughter is healing..is that the moral to the story..or don't ask me when I'm dying who should do the surgery.
Welp. This is a very good time for this to enter my recommendations.
No one:
Some guys: "I'm pretty sure the surgeon is the real clown and the clown is a great surgeon acting like a clown for fun"
Calling this particular surgeon a clown is an insult to clowns.
Okay, who tf are you and how do you know!?
"But remember when he had his own TV show? Everyone saw he was a clown." Undecided= "Well yeah, but clowns can make a lot of money. People like watching clowns. Especially racist clowns they're the funniest ones."
@@gabesteinberg6244 cry moar, fascist
"Trust the plan"
"Truth does not do so much good in the world, as the appearance of it does evil."
-Tommy Talerico
Are we sure Tommy Tallarico said that and not Joey Kuras?
@@lordofduckz Actually it might be James Somerton
His mother must be very proud
I can’t believe Tommy Tallarico isn’t the first American to write Pathologic.
Forgive him if his speech is unclear or absurd.
I found my people.
1:23 "And the surgeon, he's not famous?"
*Proceeds to reference TV, Instagram, TikTok*
This is absolutely how some people think, and it's what's wrong with society.
This... hits pretty different now...
"Haha what a crazy look back at the 2020 election. I'm sure glad this won't be relevant again, especially not with the same people!"
Good news! It’s not happening again with the same people! Bad news! It’s still basically a coin flip who we’re getting in November!
Yayyyy we replaced Biden with a more liberal idiot and brought back the lying criminal. what a election
You know what Trump has in common with a cockroach? They keep coming back.
@mistec34 And they’re both disgusting pests lmao
He played the patient, but he's also the director, writer and producer. Damn, that's a lot for one man.
man got talent
Yeah, that was a damn good monologue reading.
This hospital has a terrible hiring policy... like it was run by a horse or something?
An elephant, actually (I'm joking plz don't kill me)
Who lets a horse into a hospital? O well at least it's not a hippo.
We’re now live with someone who’s seen a bird run an airport
John mulaney joke for the win
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
And we chose the clown…
Remember when everyone decided that the clown was breaking the law when we let him do the surgeries and it was a whole thing but then all the other clowns on the hospital board decided that the clown should still be allowed to do surgery anyway? Fun times
And then a horse got loose in the hospital
And then Tarrare (look him up) was resurrected via magic, who then proceeded to become a vacuum cleaner and eat all of the small children in the hospital
@@unicornbiomes Dont worry, the horse catcher will catch the horse!
And then the horse tweets out “I have fired the horse catcher.”
Under rated comment
I was against clowns doing surgeries from before the clown tried to do surgeries, and have since decided to stop supporting any clowns on the hospital board who thought this clown should be allowed to continue doing surgeries despite the blatant malpractice. Hopefully if there are enough other like-minded patients, we can move our entire insurance pool over to surgeons instead of clowns.
He's the best clown. Other clowns are good but he is the best. The greatest. You can believe me. I know clowns. I've met clowns. This is the best I have seen. The best clown. Amazing. We'll make Mexico pay for the clown btw.
I hate this sketch but I love your comment. I 100% support people making fun of either of the candidates, but it should be done right. Their impression of Trump was spot on but to compare Biden to a qualified and successful surgeon is utter bullshit.
Mmm. Yes.
@@thoryan3057 Right? Hopefully there will be a South Park 2.0 version of Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich bit that can do a way better job than this.
@@Darric1Actual Agreed!!
Perfect. Just perfect. You win the comments!!!
Actually they should've mentioned that he was already undergoing treatment recommended by the clown which has eroded his condition to the point where he now needs the surgery to save his life
Take my like
No. Just stop.
They should’ve had the part where the surgeon starts the surgery and then completely forgets how to do surgery and has to get a manual on how to do his job
@@chrisheyl1962 "Dang, should've gone with the circus clown"
@Viktor Zahn How's that working out for you?
PSA: MAKE SURE YOU'RE REGISTERED!! *early voting is starting, check the dates for your state!*
Um, actually clowns do adhere to a strict code while performing. It's literally called the clown code. Though I am unsure if it covers anything regarding performing surgeries.
It's called the the Eight Clown Commandments.
based on the end of the video and most popular media regarding clowns, i would say probably definetly not.
So Trump is worse than a clown...
huh...
A homestuck profile? Wasn't expecting that
Mike Trapp: THAT is correct, thats a point for @hanyuuchama93 , there is indeed a clown code. Perhaps not as applicable to the Hypocratic oath, but hey, thats the kind of pedantic details we deal with on this show, so, point for you!
Strangely enough, this could also describe the 2024 election pretty well.
Yeah, because we don't learn from history.
That's not strange, it just means nothing has changed about the system OR the idiot voters.
Is it really strange when it is the same.clown running again?
Same clown
Dissect baby squirrels is eerily similar to eating the dogs
“All right I’ll choose the surgeon”
“Oh sorry the clown wins because some random doctors picked him”
“But didn’t I get to choose”
“Yes, and the surgeons look at your votes, and then chose. It’s called the medictoral college.”
replace "random doctors" with "bureaucrat's from your insurance plan" and you have NAILED it.
More like a secret cabal of families that are the actual leaders of the government and have all the power over almost every state and don't actually have to vote with the people in the majority of the states
But in medictoral college, you will choose the doctor who picks the surgeon
We couldnt let you pick your own surgeon, that would be mOb RuLe!!!
Your comment is hilarious because what you’re describing is literally what happens with socialized medicine.
If only they were only choosing their own surgeons, none of the rest of us would mind.
You'd think being a deft hand at squirrel dissecting would be a plus for a surgeon.
Also if he worships the devil, then he might have a deal that makes him a fantastic surgeon. You get all the benefits of having great knife work done on you a la devil, without actually having to make a pact to sell your soul away. Win-win.
@@Polygonetwo Wow, that's actually a really good angle.
@@Polygonetwo - True... one man accepting eternal damnation for himself by selling his soul to the devil in order to help others and save lives is an extremely selfless act that reflects an impeccable character. Props to him.
4:38 I wasn't expecting that. Not a lot of people would be willing to turn the tables and actually write a reasoned, impassioned speech for the character who'd just been the punchline of the whole skit.
That was the best part of the whole sketch for me.
“Maybe he’ll be great! And coool”
*cuts to the clown playing with his organs*
That's called "steel-manning an argument," and though it's always the best and most honorable way to debate, I thought it was overly generous.
Yet still is nothing more than voter shaming of anyone who isn't a leftard
Bruh they are biased af, I miss the video in obama time when they made an actually funny and fair parody of how each party sees the other.
That moment when you know for a fact that real clowns do indeed have a moral code.
Why?
@@JCaesar71306 clown code
Yes. And that code is called a clown code and not a surgeon code.
@@JCaesar71306 to have morals
Not this clown
Also every "centrist" I've talked politics with.
"Over 200,000 in the last 8 months"
*WHEEZE*
Thats an average of 823 deaths a day lmaoo
@@Inforadar-y3e In other news, the sun rose today.
@@Inforadar-y3e Blame the democrats for refusing his help (he gave them everything they needed and they refused to use it) and purposefully putting sick people into nursing homes, ignoring their warnings that doing so will kill a lot of people.
@@MyShiroyuki He did nothing. Actually, no, he did worse. He shoved it to the states, politicized masks, lied about everything, refused to let the scientists do their jobs, lied about the vaccines, destroyed the public faith in institutions, got rid of the pandemic response team, and on, and on. It would have been better if he did literally nothing.
You keep telling yourself it's just a mere coincidence that the second he was out of office and we started listening to the science, that things got under control.
@@n8horsfall Here in Australia I can't believe how badly America did things with covid. The incompetency from the most powerful nation in the world when we easily beat the virus is unreal. I don't even have to wear a mask in public by law and I don't know anybody who's gotten covid, the cases in my state are zero.
Clown points and says "fake surgeon".
And comes up with a lame pejorative nickname. Like Brad the Sad Surgeon.
And if he choses the surgeon, the clown will break in the surgery and try to do it himself anyway.
Biden in the issue of Bipartisanship we have to let the clown do it in exchange for nothing
the election played out exactly like this
Nurse: “He a clown, he can’t do surgery”
Me: “then why is he one of my opinions?
Also if my insurance covers the clown, does that mean he’s on the payroll? I have so many questi-“
Clown: *honk*
Me: “I’m sold!”
Insurance might not cover clowns but the British NHK and Canadian hospitals have clowns to improve pediatric outcomes (Laughing has medical applications but can't replace chemo)
I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear kyle
I️ think she's a doctor, she has a steciscope
Honk :o)
The clown is an option because he beat everyone else in his party, and Hillary Clinton after that.
He actually picked the surgeon but the clown had a bunch of friends at the hospital that owed him favors and let him do it anyway. I think a russian janitor was also involved but nobody could prove it.
And when you're a star, they let you...
XD ah yes the good ol it was russia excuse
The janitor Put in the work.
@@Borderose 😆
Bobski is from Chechenya. You Xenophobic Bigot. The cold war is over.
Doesn't sound undecided, sounds like a Trump voter.
And how do you see all undecided voters?
@@Celestial_Reachif you're still undecided when the options are a competent politician and lawyer who isn't a geriatric ghoul and the guy who has made repeated attempts to install himself as a dictator for life with a party that officially deifies him in all but name and wants to give him more power than a king could ever dream of, you lack morals and/or have cognitive abilities on par with a dog.
@@Celestial_Reach Trump voters.
@@Celestial_Reach Pretty much Trump voters. CNN was doing a segment on undecided voters. They said they didn't trust Harris on the economy but they oddly trusted Trump despite him losing more jobs than any modern president. These undecided voters had to get their information of Trump doing good on the economy from somewhere.
That's because he's justifying being on the fence to someone urging him to choose Harris.
It happened... Again. They chose the clown a second time.
True then, true now. Only thing worse are the people that continue to choose the clown.
"Over 200,000 in the past 8 months"
Damn.
Can someone do math and say how many a day that is?
@@matthewletexier About 833 a day
@@ezramead5066 I was honestly expecting more. That number could be way worse. Definitely going with the clown, he could have killed 2 million, but he only killed 200000, so he's worth the vote
@@matthewletexier The clown would have only killed 2 million people if the clown literally did nothing in those surgeries. Like literally absolutely nothing. If the clown didnt constantly deny science, a lot more people would survive
Wonder how much China has
This aged very well in 2024
They chose the clown and hes even goofier now than he was in 2020
That Clown Is So Fricking Creepy At The end
he is having fun, makin little balloon animals out of human parts
Kanaya?
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Dhmis
To be honest, that’s what I assume most clowns do when we’re not around 🤷♀️
Aged like fine wine
i'm going to have nightmares about a scary clown with orange hair say, "i'm a great surgeon!"
The greatest surgeon you'll ever see
America is like a rocket , up up baby
I'll take the clown over a doctor thats been known for his malpractice almost 50 years now.
@@JoveJoved I think they are actually snickering.
@Snickering Ginger And here I thought that it was the blacks who were suffering in America 🤷🏼♀️
I mean least he knows what a surgeon is the other one thinks he is 180 years old and running for senate
"Undecided" voters aren't undecidex. They want to vote for the party everyone hates, but are simply too afraid to say it.
Yeah, closeted clown fanatics
The real clown is the patient that picks him
no...the real clown is the real clown lmao
@@mikeyvee2451 no, the real clown is the friends we made along the way.
Ant that’s why he’s in the hospital
the real clown are the people that complain, but choose to keep the system the same after the operation. Then start complaining again when they have to go back.
@@talkgb this says a lot about society
I’m really upset that he also decides
Who my doctor is.
Welcome back to the circus I suppose
this is how we do it
What's even worse, let's say the surgeon steps in and saves this guy, then 4 years later, he picks the clown again. 😮
Still spot on 4 years later 😭
Did not even notice that!
Nurse: Theres one doctor and one clown. You need the surgery to save your life
Patient: Does he have like, tiktok or something?
Is the doctor gonna take off his clown costume or stop touching and sniffing me while be does my surgery?
Nurse: "Don't sorry your not a little girl. You'll be fine"
Doctor: HONK
I mean. Dr. Mike is kinda famous. (Actual certified doctor with his own youtube channel.) (Yes listen to him. He proved he's a certified doctor. And knows what he's doing) (just saying so he gets more subs)
Yep I know Doctor Mike
She's also a doctor but doesn't perform this type of surgery
A line that would've fit perfectly in "Idiocracy"
the clown enjoys playing with organs just like me.....i find that very relatable.
um
This comment right here officer
it is a fine instrument indeed
Ok Dexter
I read this before the video, definitely makes alot more sense after
the fact this metaphor isnt for something metaphorical now... i hope all of y'all in america are ok and, im just saying, canada and britain and all the other countries have some lovely weather this time of year.
Keep Americans contained to America pls.
Wow, worked for 2 elections!
Of course it does, the clown is still running
@@cfri9332 Inflation is down, gas prices are lower than they were in 2020, and we don't have any major pandemics that are being grossly mishandled. I don't see any economic or political entrails like I did with Trump.
literally each side says the same about the other. to me both sorta suck. idk about kamila tho@@cfri9332
@@Hexcedethen why is Kamala advertising herself as the “change” candidate? Is she insulting her boss?
@@pearcemartins3881 Because change doesn't happen in 4 years, change happens in the span of multiple decades.
The sad part is that the clown is an option to begin with
In the end, they had no choice but to go with Biden.
Facts.
You can thank the doctor and his supporters for that
@@pgtmr2713 But Biden is the clown....
@@ocnier That's what I was saying. :-)
the 2024 election in a nutshell
Hits differently in 2024 😢
Hey everyone, I know that the clown went full insane mode last time after he very fairly lost, but the clowns circus buddies made sure that he didn't face the consequences of his actions, so now the clown is back and is on full crazy mode. We might need to stock our houses with a lot of clown suppressant over the next month.
This still rings true today. We have the competent, educated & experienced professional on one side and the incompetent buffoon on the other side. I let you decide which is which.
Wrong. Both sides are incompitent buffoons
We need Ranked Choice Voting 🗳
In maine we have ranked choice voting!
@@NataliejSanford6 happy for you!
@@samodelkini Don't be! They are still controlled by the Democrats.
Guess, RCV does not help much, if you don't think for yourself...
Can we like... just protect democracy first?
@@NataliejSanford6 And Alaska and Massachusetts are deciding whether to adopt ranked-choice voting at THIS ELECTION! Make sure you vote if you're in these states to improve your system for the future!
As if it wasn't bad enough to choose the clown, they chose Pennywise the Dancing Clown
Aaaaaand they took the clown again...
"It's not telling you what to do if I'm describing the facts of the world around you."
Some people need to write that down and look at it for a few hours.
Dems:Listen to the facts. The fact that we fucking hate him
As long as Trump is a candidate, this video is still relevant. How the F are there still undecided voters?! The choice is so obvious! Don't pick the clown (Trump)!!! Pick the other option, who is far more qualified!!! This is the easiest decision in the history of decisions!!!
It's 2024 and America chose the clown. fml
This video kinda glosses over the biggest problem in the system: That the clown was allowed to become an option in the first place. Turns out the phrase "anyone can be president" is actually a threat.
Soo, u want to block ppl from trying to be democratically elected? Ok Putin..
@@kevinburke5760 So you're saying you'd pick the clown to operate on you.
@@kevinburke5760 Having a sensible GOP would have blocked it by voting in a sensible option but the GOP went for the funny clown because he would make people laugh which could get votes and the clown inherited a lot of money and threw it around so that's impressive.
@@kevinburke5760 well probably for the best. The current clown in office nearly started WW3
Actually it's the solution to having two candidates run entirely by corporations unfortunately ametica still likes choosing between two clowns
"So you're in on it?"
"In on what?"
"I see..."
"Don't describe the facts of the world around me, if THEY'RE BAD!" haha so good.
i cant believe this sketch is 4 years old and still VERY relevant...