@nihilisthomecooking000 I prefer working out at home too. I find it’s difficult to deceive myself by saying I’m too busy. Gym time isn’t going out it’s just picking up heavy shit putting it down and repeat
Been with a similar kind of partner. They can't be who they promise to be or do what they promise to do. They can only be themselves and look out for their own happiness. Sometimes at your expense. You can be as selfless as you want to be, and as your love drives you to be. They don't have to return it in any amount. They have no obligation to you. You can cater to them while tolerating unhappiness for years. Waiting for them to treat you right. The moment they feel unhappy with you, they can decide you're not worth tolerating unhappiness for. Doesn't matter how long you have been together. They will secure a rebound, a new place to stay and have all your mutual friends on their side while still pretending to be with you. All the while you are still trying. When you're alone in the end, all you have left is yourself; reflecting on all the times you chose to betray your happiness for love. Everything will decay and change with time. People will change, come and go where life takes them. The one relationship that will be with you to the end is the one you have with yourself. That's who you shouldn't betray. And it's hard. It's hard to feel that you can only be your best self when you can go home to someone who loves you. It might even be true. And then it's even harder to choose yourself when the person you love, the person who brings out your best, doesn't choose you.
"I consider myself somewhat intelligent" I started laughing even before Bill. LOL I knew what was coming the moment I heard, "I consider myself..." Only, I shouted "...an IDIOT!"
when you first meet your bf/gf, theyre awesome. they seem to be perfect. its only after about a year or year and a half when they can no longer hide their crazy from you.
They keep another guy lurking in the background all too often. Never get in a relationship with single mothers. Never cohabitate unless you're married.
Scorched earth. To get rid of a sociopath you have to nix everything you have of her, and you need to remove any way she can contact you or find you. It's difficult with social media but it can be done. Once you move on you will feel great! Look back and go how the hell was I ever with that!?
She got caught and got scared so she played victim and kicked the guy out. Im willimg to bet that during those two weeks, she flirted and went out with the guy and maybe ducked him too but that psycho mentality of not feeling the thrill of cheating anymore made her want the dude back to repeat the insanity.
"...but that psycho mentality of..." Maybe her side guy finally got a clear look at her craziness, and vanished. Oops! Time to reconcile with young guy she kicked out, before he comes to his senses and starts thinking with his head.
Give a woman everything and it ruins her. She didn't earn a damn thing. None of it is the result of her hard work, talent or effort. She cannot appreciate the value of something that she didn't lift a finger for. If you love her, support her struggle, don't just obey her whims.
If you want to date someone who is older, the best way to vet them is through social media. Because when they get older, you'll find as you shop around, the warning signs given that age starts turning up in their headlines! And to those who will take whatever they can get, if she posts "My kids comes first" you deserve what you've got coming! 😉 So take it as more than just a hint and the only easy way out before the first date! Right there you can tell right away that's as good as it's gonna get in the relationship. So if you don't want to be that kind of drone, there's your lesson learned free of charge!
I went through very similar shit, plenty of red flags but atm I'm trying to make excuses for her (ie her mom died when she was young so give her a break) but eventually she had me taking her 2 year old daughter to gymnastics, cooking dinner and helping however I can...then she dips randomly while I was at her house and gets plowed and shows up with another dude as I'm sleeping next to her 2 year old since I put her to bed. Fuck that memory. Sociopath to the max.
She's gonna brake up with him, after he reaches 33 years old, as the age she was when she got involved with him. After she ruins his life she's gonna dumb him
Bill you are a great comedian, and I love your caustic humor. However, regarding advice, where I agree this guy needed to get the hell out of Dodge, you placed most of the emphasis on the age difference, instead of the lack of character of this woman. Just in regard to age, if a man is 10 years older I wonder if you would view that aspect of it the same way. There are plenty of older women out there who are beautiful, elegant and have the benefit of having lived, learned, and have experienced things in life that have enriched them as people. That being said, I think anyone, man or woman who is 31 and goes after a 21 year old is wrong, much less the many 50 to 60 somethings that do this - sorry, but generally men.
I couldn't get through the whole story - too annoying. I got up to her staying out overnight. So he must have been home watching HER kids!? It's not your fault you love someone who has zero respect for you. It is HOWEVER your fault to let someone continue to treat you like crap and be the free babysitter. She's treating you like crap because you allow it and she knows there's been no consequences for previous shady behaviour. Run, go and don't look back. As for feeling guilt?? For what? That she won't find another sap - shes obviously showing you she can live without you, and doesn't give a toss while you were still in the relationship! Guilt that you couldn't possibly meet a decent human being? Be single, enjoy life for a bit. You have lost perspective and your self-respect.
in 2001 my brother's girlfriend broke up with him for over a month her daughter told me her mom spent lots of time with her ex husband her daughter's dad then she wanted my brother back he wasn't even through the door when she told my brother that she was pregnant I told my brother he should've turned around & ran my brother made his girlfriend's daughter drop out of school at 13 years old because he was mad that she got caught fooling around with a boy at school now my brother is living with her daughter while my nephew & his mom live out of state my brother's a TRUMP SUPPORTER pretty much explains everything
Ya know... she might be a certain type and has a bad track record but the guy also was his own issues and is a certain type. He got with a women 10 years older, divorced twice and has two kids. No way in hell you can convince me that the guy doesnt also have a problem to want to deal with all that. He chose that. I'm sick of all these dudes complaining and hiding behind the whole " I'm such a good decent man trying to do the right thing". You get dumped and cheated on because you're a stooge. 9/10 the red flags are there and humans ignore them because the chemicals are surging, they're desperate or they're infatuated. We have to take everyones word when they write in but some of these dudes are just lousy them selves and its easier to blame the other person. Theres always two sides to the story.
So, no one is commenting about this guy picking up and reading this woman’s text messages. I agree with Billy on the advice but if a gir I was dating was rolling through my messages… no.
Glad I am single, there is no way in hell I would put up with anybody looking at my text messages, that would be a one way ticket out of my life. Seriously childish bullshit. I did not listen to the whole “blurb”, I am not a fan of soap operas or middle school drama.
Always date a year younger than you so you are seen as the mature , stand up one in the relationship. Unless you’re a piece of trash . Then get you a girl with some kids.
Sorry but I am not at all convinced she cheated. But I am convinced he's a weak man looking through phones. I mean sure, get out because of the age difference, but grow up. Looking through people's phones and throwing crazy accusations is weak behavior.
Always gotta appreciate how bill consistently says go hit the gym in one of these situations. Gym time is a battle against yourself, people need that.
@nihilisthomecooking000 I prefer working out at home too. I find it’s difficult to deceive myself by saying I’m too busy. Gym time isn’t going out it’s just picking up heavy shit putting it down and repeat
I witnessed my ex gf cheat on me through a window and she STILL DENIED IT. That's when I knew she was psycho.
Jesus man…..
@@LFBiSyn yeah she was a straight psycho. 10 years older than I was too...
"It wasn't me"
@@505Goat ok great
I wasn't literally saying that it wasn't me. I was referring to the song. th-cam.com/video/T_x6QmuJdms/w-d-xo.html
Fully agree with Bill. Good job getting out of that situation kid.
Bill is every man's ideal agony uncle ...
With a fine scotch in the corner, and solid life advice.
Agony? Idk what that mean
@Ma3stro I was thinking the same thing!
The fact she’s able to kick him out of Her place is a big red flag. Never move in to a woman’s place!
Been with a similar kind of partner. They can't be who they promise to be or do what they promise to do.
They can only be themselves and look out for their own happiness. Sometimes at your expense.
You can be as selfless as you want to be, and as your love drives you to be. They don't have to return it in any amount. They have no obligation to you. You can cater to them while tolerating unhappiness for years. Waiting for them to treat you right. The moment they feel unhappy with you, they can decide you're not worth tolerating unhappiness for. Doesn't matter how long you have been together. They will secure a rebound, a new place to stay and have all your mutual friends on their side while still pretending to be with you. All the while you are still trying. When you're alone in the end, all you have left is yourself; reflecting on all the times you chose to betray your happiness for love.
Everything will decay and change with time. People will change, come and go where life takes them.
The one relationship that will be with you to the end is the one you have with yourself. That's who you shouldn't betray.
And it's hard. It's hard to feel that you can only be your best self when you can go home to someone who loves you.
It might even be true. And then it's even harder to choose yourself when the person you love, the person who brings out your best, doesn't choose you.
If you're asking Bill Burr for advise, you already know what you got to do.
I don't get
Funny, that´s what i always said about dr Phil.
@@1112viggo Don't get me started on Dr Phil and Oprah too, corrupt pieces of crap, both of them.
true maybe some people just need to hear it from someone
@@brycenewtson2801 LOL! Okay, yep, you may be right there.
"I consider myself somewhat intelligent" I started laughing even before Bill. LOL
I knew what was coming the moment I heard, "I consider myself..." Only, I shouted "...an IDIOT!"
"I consider myself somewhat intelligent" cracked me up too!😂
But the writer truly dodged a bullet with that one. Holy crap.
when you first meet your bf/gf, theyre awesome. they seem to be perfect.
its only after about a year or year and a half when they can no longer hide their crazy from you.
Crazy, like cream, takes a min to rise to the top.
My number is 10 months. For some reason I have unlocked their real personality at month 10 (more than 6 relationships with that description)
@@lilfairycupcake Good one. I am going to use that one.
That's why a long dating relationship is very important. Sh!t testing is also important.
@@lizh4933 everything a woman does is some kind of shit test. it gets sooooo old.
A divorced single mum with two kids has more baggage than terminal five of Heathrow airport
yeah why would you enter a serious relationship with her, especially 10 years younger
sure, and their ex-husbands just have a carry on.
@@1112viggo Ha!!
The kids are named, Samsonite and American Tourister.
So true. I tried it, it was a huge mistake. Thought I could make it work.....WRONG!
Never again!
They keep another guy lurking in the background all too often. Never get in a relationship with single mothers. Never cohabitate unless you're married.
Bad advice, better see if you can "cohabitate" before marriage, that way if things don´t work out she can´t "dehabitate" you.
EVERYTIME YOU DATE A SINGLE MOM:
1.-There was a reason why the man abandoned her.
@@tacticalwarriorseso3752that’s pretty fucked up. Not always the case the man’s the one who abandoned the woman
Love you Bill! Great advice! 😂😂😂
I can relate to this story in every single way. Not being with someone who’s 10 years older than me. We were the same age. No kids thank god.
So what you're actually saying is that you can't relate "in every single way"..?
Scorched earth. To get rid of a sociopath you have to nix everything you have of her, and you need to remove any way she can contact you or find you. It's difficult with social media but it can be done. Once you move on you will feel great! Look back and go how the hell was I ever with that!?
This is the first time I said someone is too far gone, but this is just natural selection. Even Bill cannot save this poor guy.
I like the specific "Year and a half". Not a "year" but a "year and a half". Very precise.
The varicose vein line had me roaring in laughter lol bill is the best
“I consider myself somewhat intelligent” lmaoooo
There's plenty of good.... Well there's not plenty🤣😂🤣😂I love Bill
🤣
He view's the girl friend as a mother figure. I heard this from words from blocks. Relationships are hard.
Impressed that she got married and divorced twice before 31.
She's a super model
Maybe she's Latin American.😁
Run for the hills! And I'm a woman saying this!!
She got caught and got scared so she played victim and kicked the guy out. Im willimg to bet that during those two weeks, she flirted and went out with the guy and maybe ducked him too but that psycho mentality of not feeling the thrill of cheating anymore made her want the dude back to repeat the insanity.
"...but that psycho mentality of..."
Maybe her side guy finally got a clear look at her craziness, and vanished. Oops! Time to reconcile with young guy she kicked out, before he comes to his senses and starts thinking with his head.
Give a woman everything and it ruins her. She didn't earn a damn thing. None of it is the result of her hard work, talent or effort. She cannot appreciate the value of something that she didn't lift a finger for. If you love her, support her struggle, don't just obey her whims.
If you want to date someone who is older, the best way to vet them is through social media. Because when they get older, you'll find as you shop around, the warning signs given that age starts turning up in their headlines! And to those who will take whatever they can get, if she posts "My kids comes first" you deserve what you've got coming! 😉 So take it as more than just a hint and the only easy way out before the first date! Right there you can tell right away that's as good as it's gonna get in the relationship. So if you don't want to be that kind of drone, there's your lesson learned free of charge!
10 years older, 2 kids, 2 divorces, fucking hell I at least hope this chick was an absolute smokeshow
Buy a burner phone, change your name and find the guy from Breaking Bad who helped Walter White hide in that cabin in Maine.
"Dear issac" comes to mind as a movie he should watch
Sounds like he's dating my crazy ex
People are as happy as the person they marrieds.
Bill is funny as shit, but when he's giving life advice he's on point
I went through very similar shit, plenty of red flags but atm I'm trying to make excuses for her (ie her mom died when she was young so give her a break) but eventually she had me taking her 2 year old daughter to gymnastics, cooking dinner and helping however I can...then she dips randomly while I was at her house and gets plowed and shows up with another dude as I'm sleeping next to her 2 year old since I put her to bed. Fuck that memory. Sociopath to the max.
His ex-girlfriend saw the bills and wanted him back as a roommate.
She's gonna brake up with him, after he reaches 33 years old, as the age she was when she got involved with him. After she ruins his life she's gonna dumb him
RUN
Dude needs to leave
Dude has issues
I dated a chick 10 years older than me and it was a huge mistake. She was already on social security disability due to her mother training her for it.
Bill’s so stunned he doesn’t even bother with the third Oh Jeeeezus …
WTF, was this dude waiting for the Bunny Soup, or what???
A cheater never changes.
that princess of dorn type
Well said.
Classic narcissistic discarding and hoovering. Get away and stay away.
bill is always spot on.lol
Too bad that guy didn't spot the signs when he was twenty-one. Hindsight is 20/20, though. He's got plenty of time to keep searching.
2 kids and 2 divorces, yeah I guess he can't see the red flags
I don't even know this dude but I can tell he's being used.
Even groomed…
Stop punching the muffins!!
I thought it was cupcakes at the street festival?!?
😏
Ol' Billy Blankstare
Hey Bill, and then there are women who believe a hard man is good to find.
As a man, pls never say the words emotionally invested again. Seriously, i almost threw up.
Bill you are a great comedian, and I love your caustic humor. However, regarding advice, where I agree this guy needed to get the hell out of Dodge, you placed most of the emphasis on the age difference, instead of the lack of character of this woman. Just in regard to age, if a man is 10 years older I wonder if you would view that aspect of it the same way. There are plenty of older women out there who are beautiful, elegant and have the benefit of having lived, learned, and have experienced things in life that have enriched them as people. That being said, I think anyone, man or woman who is 31 and goes after a 21 year old is wrong, much less the many 50 to 60 somethings that do this - sorry, but generally men.
American educational culture must change!
i don't have to stay over?
I couldn't get through the whole story - too annoying. I got up to her staying out overnight. So he must have been home watching HER kids!? It's not your fault you love someone who has zero respect for you. It is HOWEVER your fault to let someone continue to treat you like crap and be the free babysitter. She's treating you like crap because you allow it and she knows there's been no consequences for previous shady behaviour. Run, go and don't look back. As for feeling guilt?? For what? That she won't find another sap - shes obviously showing you she can live without you, and doesn't give a toss while you were still in the relationship! Guilt that you couldn't possibly meet a decent human being? Be single, enjoy life for a bit. You have lost perspective and your self-respect.
Ruuuuunnnnnnn buddy! I’ve been here and it’s all bad news!
I mean yeah, but im a high school dropout and it's tax season 😎 🤣
The b brain tho😂❤️
in 2001
my brother's girlfriend broke up with him
for over a month
her daughter told me her mom
spent lots of time with her ex husband
her daughter's dad
then she wanted my
brother back
he wasn't even through the door
when she told my brother
that she was pregnant
I told my brother
he should've turned around & ran
my brother made his girlfriend's daughter
drop out of school at
13 years old
because he was mad that she
got caught fooling around with a boy
at school
now my brother is living with
her daughter
while my nephew & his mom
live out of state
my brother's a
TRUMP SUPPORTER
pretty much explains
everything
He looks like Carlin in this pic
Ya know... she might be a certain type and has a bad track record but the guy also was his own issues and is a certain type. He got with a women 10 years older, divorced twice and has two kids. No way in hell you can convince me that the guy doesnt also have a problem to want to deal with all that. He chose that. I'm sick of all these dudes complaining and hiding behind the whole " I'm such a good decent man trying to do the right thing". You get dumped and cheated on because you're a stooge. 9/10 the red flags are there and humans ignore them because the chemicals are surging, they're desperate or they're infatuated. We have to take everyones word when they write in but some of these dudes are just lousy them selves and its easier to blame the other person. Theres always two sides to the story.
0:21 Eject! EJECT!
So, no one is commenting about this guy picking up and reading this woman’s text messages. I agree with Billy on the advice but if a gir I was dating was rolling through my messages… no.
75% of married women have an old boyfriend on the back burner. 90% of people in their 20s the woman has a man on the back burner
75% of statistics are made up
Hiw many red flags do you need?
Nice
Dude may be intelligent but he ain’t wise.
Ohhhhh jisssus
Definitely, Listen to Bill.. hit it and quit it. For a minute, at least
I did ........ But nothing serious.
Glad I am single, there is no way in hell I would put up with anybody looking at my text messages, that would be a one way ticket out of my life. Seriously childish bullshit. I did not listen to the whole “blurb”, I am not a fan of soap operas or middle school drama.
Your slipping Bill Burr.
lol
goddamn, this fuckin guy is great haha
Got the B 🧠 cause I'm a............
Fitzy!!
♠️😎♠️
The crazy ones seem to be the best at rocking your world sexually speaking! Look up the hot vs crazy matrix video!
Very true
taking advice from a man in a prius
Turn your microphone up.
🤣
Always date a year younger than you so you are seen as the mature , stand up one in the relationship. Unless you’re a piece of trash . Then get you a girl with some kids.
@@dontknow3949 they are
True. Personally, anywhere between 1-5 younger is good. Go with one older and they’ll try to boss you around.
What matters is the person that you're dating not the age
Sorry but I am not at all convinced she cheated. But I am convinced he's a weak man looking through phones. I mean sure, get out because of the age difference, but grow up. Looking through people's phones and throwing crazy accusations is weak behavior.
I think you might be the ex-girlfriend, no?
@@muzikkification I might, but I am not. Just trying to maintain some objectivity.
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Yeah, let's hear more about that patriarchy nonsense. Bleh.