Bill Burr is definitely not average. He takes complicated issues and simplifies them in a compressed comedic form for everyone to enjoy. That is pretty much the definition of being clever.
Your comment is priceless buddy!! That comment should be on the cover of Times or some other magazine along with Bills picture - describes him perfectly.
Exactly that! You feel like he's been through some shit, doesn't moan about it, has made it, doesn't gloat and has compassion for those in the swamp he hauled himself out of.
I love how inspirational this is. The whole 'do it for me' might sound trite and disingenuous coming from any other human, but BILL saying "don't give up, it'll kill me to know that" feels genuine.
+MaJetiGizzle and maybe that day lasts 6 months and ends with a psychotic break, until you realise there are standards in place and you'll grind yourself down ignoring them.
+mrbrockpeters True, but not true for females. Nearly every girl I know has the same answer when you ask what they like to do or if they have any talents. They admit they can't do shit and have no hobbies. Thats actually the number one thing I look for in a woman. They gotta have a talent and a hobby. Doesn't matter what it is. Because I find that if they do, they are funner to be around, they encourage me to do my thing, and overall they seem to be the ones who use their brains. Not a foolproof plan, but it's an observation I made years ago.
"if you quit on youreslf nobody is going to believe in you . all you need to live is a fork,plate ,bowl and bed " jesus christ bill i never heard this side of you . keep up good work
His kids are gonna get some valuable advice once they get older. Man, would I love to sit on their Parent Teacher Conferences and see what Bill says...and Nia of course.
first he's saying sorry to god. then he starts blaming god for not making him well enough. then he tells god "ah fuck it, do what your gonna do" lmao. the one and only Bill Burr.
I don't have a house by the lake... but I had one come through my fucKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO. This is why I love this guy. He is so fucking real its hilarious.
What absolutely astonishes me about bill is his imagination. The way he just pulled out that “house by a lake” bit. Is fucking amazing. I couldn’t come up with that if my life depended on it.
It is difficult to come up with ideas without knowing the market. I come up with products every month in my job, 95% gets dropped within a week but 5%of them work out. I think that's only possible when you focus on a market where you know their every need and budget.
If you're the number 1 at anything in the world can make you an income, being (even above) average in everything, doesn't get you shit. You either win or your name will be forgotten.
As the theater was centuries ago Comedians are today. The closest outlet to the truth your gonna get as a peasant, and Bill is a perfect example of this. Thanks Bill!
The example of the house by the lake is just brilliant, it shows how if all you want is material things, you won't necessarily be rich, but you'll for sure be bought by richer people. Corruption explained using the story that was sent to him, this guy is dope!
Donkey is probably thinking "Oh shit there's that carrot again, better pretend like I'm going after it or they'll just beat me in order to make me move instead."
It’s good to have ambitions. What’s not good is when he reaches some of those goals and he’s making it big, then here they come the, “tax the rich” folks and other jealous folks that rip on him saying he’s “privileged” and all that. I personally know some of those people and I gotta say, they could get the most out of life and make something better of themselves if they simply tried harder and set more goals. But either they don’t have the economic libido, or unemployment benefits are more desirable to them, it doesn’t ever stop them from ripping on someone who’s becoming successful. It’s just a drag to everyone around them because they just want to bring them down to their level of lifestyle of muck. Keep striving, set more goals, keep your dick in check, and cheers my friend.
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'If you quit yourself, no one is going to believe in you', Jesus fucking Christ that line gave me chills. Outstanding advice as always, Bill.
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Bill Burr is definitely not average. He takes complicated issues and simplifies them in a compressed comedic form for everyone to enjoy. That is pretty much the definition of being clever.
+Andy B the definition of clever is something used to cut meat genious
Knight192 That's cleaver ya dunce.
+Andy B REKT M8.
well said
+Knight192 Well that was an embarrassing display
talks to you like the father you never had
Your comment is priceless buddy!! That comment should be on the cover of Times or some other magazine along with Bills picture - describes him perfectly.
dude wow, ive never thought about it that way, but this oddly sums up my entire view on bill burr haha
Aaron Beardsley Damn man, didn't think of it that way
That never quit hit me in the feels. I realized my own dad never even said that shit straight out like that before. Had an eery weight to it
Iam not alone ( ;
Despite his tough guy demeanor and awesome jokes, I love how much humanity Bill has.
Exactly that!
You feel like he's been through some shit, doesn't moan about it, has made it, doesn't gloat and has compassion for those in the swamp he hauled himself out of.
Humility?
first time i saw bilburr was that bit about punching that LAYDEEEES muffins at the stall. he's a lot wiser than i would've thought at first for sure.
Listening to Bill talk about how he bombed for years was really reassuring for some reason.
Because that means you too can probably do the shit you suck at right now, Bill's the best :)
I love how inspirational this is. The whole 'do it for me' might sound trite and disingenuous coming from any other human, but BILL saying "don't give up, it'll kill me to know that" feels genuine.
Wowww. OS dub and Bill Burr. Can of Coke to ya!
The second that you choose to no longer live up to anyone else's standards, but your own is the day you will be free.
+MaJetiGizzle and maybe that day lasts 6 months and ends with a psychotic break, until you realise there are standards in place and you'll grind yourself down ignoring them.
+Schlomo Shekelberg Care to elaborate?
@@anonchen7656 Theres a nuance to it. Its not as black and white as people might think
Standards! That's what I need
If you admit that you're average, then you're not average. The average person thinks they're special.
fair point 👌
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+mrbrockpeters True, but not true for females. Nearly every girl I know has the same answer when you ask what they like to do or if they have any talents. They admit they can't do shit and have no hobbies. Thats actually the number one thing I look for in a woman. They gotta have a talent and a hobby. Doesn't matter what it is. Because I find that if they do, they are funner to be around, they encourage me to do my thing, and overall they seem to be the ones who use their brains. Not a foolproof plan, but it's an observation I made years ago.
+Miister Josh You are spot on! Because most often such females understand and support you in your Goals
+Miister Josh now that's wisdom!
I will not quit on myself.
Yes, you can.
Etme kardeşim.
keep moving forward no matter what. We're all gonna make it
Burr is very anti-materialist I love this podcast.
Thank you Bill for your advice.
I am very materialist. Loved his podcast though.
Excellent advice - this guy should write a book or something. Seriously, he's gives some pretty good advice
+Kim Bheazley perfect
I imagine seeing Billy Ginger Snap sitting cross-legged next to an indoor fireplace being strangled by a turtleneck, head tilted.
"We'll give you a house by the lake, and the chemicals to dump into it" That cracked me up.
"if you quit on youreslf nobody is going to believe in you . all you need to live is a fork,plate ,bowl and bed " jesus christ bill i never heard this side of you . keep up good work
+ people to talk to and who care about your existence !!!
@@blop-a-blop9419 that can be yourself imo. and this too
Bill is the peoples champ.
This is my favorite one, bill. So much good shit in here.
Burr has a heart of gold
Guy feels average. Bill Burr's advice
- Get a sex change
- Don't buy t shirts
- Don't buy glasses
- Invent an iPad
This was 6 years ago , im listening to it now and what he says makes you hungry , we have one life time to do exactly what we want . Thanks burrs 🤙
Get after it bro 💪🏻
"practice shrugging your shoulders" lol
Scrolling through comments and saw this just as he said it😂😂😂
This video saved me, and now I'm working for Google in nyc : )
Thanks ol Bilbo SagBaggs!
I want to believe you but it definitely sounds fake m
most of us are average, we just don't know it and don't want anyone to tell us we are
last 5 minutes are pure gold. Some seriously motivational shit without the whiny chicken soup for the soul kinda bulllshit
If there's an afterlife, I think Bill has already earned his ticket to enter
I need to listen to this every morning.
+duberdurm I'm having similar thoughts on this
His kids are gonna get some valuable advice once they get older. Man, would I love to sit on their Parent Teacher Conferences and see what Bill says...and Nia of course.
I wasn't expecting a hypothetical argument with AllGod. lol
"You want to make me sad you f****** c***", now that's love.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyone else notice 4:20 :D And its a great quote too..
Haha 😂 well noticed. I wonder if that was deliberate.
Wow. On point with da timing.
I don't have a house by a lake but I had one come through MY FUCKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO!!!!
I would rather live in my car than have a corporate job.
+Mac Lethal what up Mac
+Mac Lethal Try construction work then. I'm sure you'll LOVE that . . .
Yo Mac! You're a Bill Burr fan? fuckin A
+Juan Ortiz vi the
+Juan Ortiz vi the same turncoat sync vee m. u aquarium
"Don't throw yourself agaist the wall."
Check.
Bill burr is my spirit animal.
Thank you Bill. I needed to hear this. The best advice always comes when you least expect it.
first he's saying sorry to god. then he starts blaming god for not making him well enough. then he tells god "ah fuck it, do what your gonna do" lmao. the one and only Bill Burr.
Did he start to bust Gods balls.........XD
@Brooke Stern Shut up Brooke.
@Brooke Stern Boo-hoo, who cares about your imaginary friend
I don't have a house by the lake...
but I had one come through my fucKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO.
This is why I love this guy. He is so fucking real its hilarious.
I love it. Is Bill Burr talking about praying. Clapping, proud of you brother.
Bill, you just said it... "I bombed fo yeaaassszz!"
Thanks Bill, needed this
What absolutely astonishes me about bill is his imagination. The way he just pulled out that “house by a lake” bit. Is fucking amazing. I couldn’t come up with that if my life depended on it.
The first half of this totally went off the rails and it was fantastic.
Bill Burr is like the live version of my all time favorite hero…bugs bunny
I am so fucking inspired T_T. IMA MAKE YOU PROUD BILL
how're you doing good sir, any close to making us all proud?
I love how Bill's mind just jumps from the culture of business practices to donkeys eating carrots.
This is what I needed to hear today, thank you Bill!
“Throw down the yoga mat” lol
"Sorry God for all of it. Now do what you gotta do."
8:36
Omfg kermit the frog violated child labor laws.
It is difficult to come up with ideas without knowing the market.
I come up with products every month in my job, 95% gets dropped within a week but 5%of them work out. I think that's only possible when you focus on a market where you know their every need and budget.
I think this Podcast just changed my life.
all i know is, as long as this convo keeps happening, hes doing it right
he turned on the dude who wrote the letter so fast lol
They need to put epic music behind this
bill should release an album of his podcast greatest hits
Great motivation Bill! 💪🏼
I want Bill to be a manager at an alphabet corporation after hearing this.
Considering that most people who are really good at something are total shit at everything else, being generally average isn't that bad of a deal.
If you're the number 1 at anything in the world can make you an income, being (even above) average in everything, doesn't get you shit. You either win or your name will be forgotten.
As the theater was centuries ago Comedians are today. The closest outlet to the truth your gonna get as a peasant, and Bill is a perfect example of this. Thanks Bill!
All I know is, if they ever tour together, it'd be the greatest thing that's ever happen in the history of comedy.
absolutely hilarious, Bill! Thank you!
That meeting god tangent 😂😂
somebody get this guy the book "The Millionaire Fastlane" by M.J. Demarco, STAT!
+Wingnut Mcspazatron that book would make you do a 180 whatever situation you're in
+Holf Amino yeah, it's a real eye-opener. makes you think.
I downloaded this just to listen to it often. I’m living at home with parents unsure of what to do next. I refuse to quit on myself
Prob my favorite of his
8:40 a perfect kermit the frog
The example of the house by the lake is just brilliant, it shows how if all you want is material things, you won't necessarily be rich, but you'll for sure be bought by richer people. Corruption explained using the story that was sent to him, this guy is dope!
Donkey is probably thinking "Oh shit there's that carrot again, better pretend like I'm going after it or they'll just beat me in order to make me move instead."
Funny and sad but true.
My lion listened to this...and now he became Bill Burrrrrrrr
I don't want to discuss personal. But I am happy to see you are ok. Your one of a kind.
Fantastic Mr. Burr.
This shit motivated me
I miss this Bill Burr
Love Bill Burr :)
The “sorry for what” 😂
You only put a four cylinder in me.
Holy shit that's funny.
fucking solid
Jordan Peterson 8:36
Thank you Bill
Patrice had a set about religion and plane crash. It was fucking hilarious!
this....was.....awesome!!!! 😂😂😂😂
"ya need a TV... to keep in touch"
really Bill?
Man you're old school
You should be a motivation speaker Bill.
Bill is such a great guy
Bill Burr is a great dude, and he's a Bruins fan. Haha. Enough said.
Bill Burr has a big heart.
Bill Burr is the best
Good talk
I fucking love this podcast
Hahahahaaaa, "Maybe that's on you, for putting a fucking 4-cylinder in me."
thanks bill
the talking to god bit is freckin deep
You don't need a bed.... I sleep on a futon in the sound studio I dreamed of putting together when I was a kid.
+GuerrillaSoundCanada you're one step ahead. Stay ahead. Now have an adultdream and go fulfill it the same way.
I love being average and a simpleton. Simplify Simplify.
Can we put some of these podcasts in the Library of Congress
It’s good to have ambitions. What’s not good is when he reaches some of those goals and he’s making it big, then here they come the, “tax the rich” folks and other jealous folks that rip on him saying he’s “privileged” and all that. I personally know some of those people and I gotta say, they could get the most out of life and make something better of themselves if they simply tried harder and set more goals. But either they don’t have the economic libido, or unemployment benefits are more desirable to them, it doesn’t ever stop them from ripping on someone who’s becoming successful. It’s just a drag to everyone around them because they just want to bring them down to their level of lifestyle of muck. Keep striving, set more goals, keep your dick in check, and cheers my friend.
Am I listening for the humor or inspirational value? OH JESUSS
Wow, 7mth ago me was a dick. This shit was great!
Amazing
8:09 I come back here every few months 😂🤣
don't give up on yourself !
damn, this was done during the stanley cup finals